#pokemon on the farm

[critterbitter]

The nimbasa trio manage to make it to a meteor shower at pinwheel forest! I like to imagine all those star fragments from challenger’s rock has gotta come from somewhere.

Some other pinwheel forest shenanigans:

Usually, Ingo’s the impulse control. But sometimes the Urge To Pick Up a Sphere is too much to fight.

Wanna see more?

Here’s the masterlist!

[beewitched-monday]

He ate literally all my saved gems ;; Come on, Ingo, leave some for your brother!!

[acquired-stardust]

Pokemon Crystal Gameboy Color 2000

[gameringgungke]

edit 2: leak is FAKE everyone, go home

so of course i'm keeping up with the pokemon leaks and

I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

I SAID THE KANTO FAVORITISM STARTED BECAUSE OF BW'S BACKLASH AND WAS GOING TO MAJORLY STAGNANTETHE SERIES FOR YEARS AND NOBODY BELIEVED ME

update 113 notes later: might be fake, idk

[randomtheidiot]

I don’t care if he’s the PokéAni fandom’s baby boy who’s special and pure. Ash will always be a little bit of a freak in my eyes due to how he was portrayed in the pre-digital stuff.

[broncoburro]

what kind of pokemon would they have?

I don't think "Pokemon AU" Licorice would be any more popular than the regular Licorice.

But for the more normal among them, D'Angelo would enjoy being a fighting type gym leader. He's breaking stereotypes by having a name that doesn't sound like "Brawly" or "Fighty", you see. His ace would be a Bewear. Vicky is doing similar. You know, like that final gym trainer before the leader.

Imani would own the brother of Licorice per usual. But while Quincy is busy being a pokemon rancher, Imani would be busy encouraging her Lopunny's bloodlust by taking on the gym circuit...

LS has long held that Kaitos owns only Luvdisc, and enters them in pokemon contests, much to the confusion of his co-competitors. He's just helping Luvdisc be the best it can be, man.

AND LASTLY... I regret to inform that Oscar and Lucas both would own none if they can help it. Neither of them are fond of animals in general, so they wouldn't be fond of pokemon either. Yes, you may now throw rocks at them. I think Lucas would just be a boring human lawyer but transposed into the Pokemon world. He would live his life like a normal IRL defense attorney, except that he sees pidgeys outside his office window instead of like, sparrows or crows. And Oscar... well, his "modern AU" could be a post of its own.

[realpokemon]

What do I do with the 2479 marill I caught to get the yellow one? I can’t keep up with the feeding costs and the Pokémon Fan Club won’t stop calling the cops on me for, “Poor living conditions” and “Pokémon abuse”

STOP. BREEDING. FOR. SHINY. POKÉMON.

IT ENDS THE SAME WAY EVERY TIME! IT IS ALWAYS A FUCKING ENVIRONMENTAL CATASTROPHE and NO ONE LISTENS TO LITTLE OLD ME

[ranchstoryblog]

Marvelous Game Showcase 2024 Screengrabs

[fujii-draws]

IM SOBBING

MFW ME AND MY FRIEND ACCIDENTALLY ADOPT THE ENEMY TEAM EEVEE

(+Extra of my aggressive mewtwo friend actually getting attached to this dog.)

[quillpokebiology]

do you have any facts about Blaziken?

Blaziken Facts

-The scientific name for Blaziken is "Gallus Cinus" which eoughly translates to "Ash Rooster"

-Wild Blaziken live in Savannas or deserts

-Blaziken are omnivores and, in the wild, eat any bug type, grass type, or small mammalian pokemon they can get ahold of

-Blaziken are actually great parents, and will take in abandoned eggs from other bird pokemon. There was an instance where a Blaziken mothered Quaxly who had lost their mother (she also freaked out bcuz they went to the water and torchic can't swim very well, but it was all fine in the end)

-While wild Blaziken aren't aggressive towards humans, they don't like them getting to close either, and will defend themselves with powerful kicks if they feel threatened. However, it's not uncommon for curious Wild Blaziken to come up to investigate you. If this happens, stay calm and make yourself poor weaker; they usually don't pick on anything that is weaker than them (unless it's prey but you're not prey)

-Blaziken live in groups, and are often the leaders and only fully evolved ones in their flocks. If another member of their flock evolves into a Blaziken, the two will either fight for the role of leadership or the first Blaziken will drive out the newly evolved one

-Male Blaziken are bigger and more protective than female Blaziken. They're also noisier, which alerts other members of their flock

-Male Blaziken are known to be more protective of their trainers as well

-While Combusken were bred for both fighting and farming, Blaziken was bred purely for fighting, which is why they're so aggressive compared to other starters

-The sterotype that Blaziken caw when the sun rises is actually partially true. They caw to warn other members of their flock or to get their attention, and the sun rising lets them know it's day and time to get up to avoid any potential predators

-The downside to this though is that you can train them to be quiet, but they'll come into your room and wake you up at dawn either way

-Blaziken have a status on the Hoenian Horoscope! They're the 10th Zodiac

-Combusken and Blaziken meat is commonly eaten around the world, but in Hoenn, killing and eating a Blaziken can get you fined and a potential 3 years in prison

-While Blaziken can swim and do fine in water, they don't like it and instead bathe themselves using mud, dirt, and dust

-Despite being birds, and most birds being in the flying egg group, Blaziken are NOT in the flying egg group. Researchers think that the ability to breed with other birds died out because they spent all of their time on the ground away from them (my opinion is that it's just egg groups are weird but I can't be biased when sharing facts...)

-Like most fire types, Blaziken will warm their eggs using their fire abilities

-Blaziken's closest relatives are Hawlucha, Dodrio, and Unfezant

If you're curious, here are Torchic facts!

[snapinatorarts]

centipede centipede scentedpede

[makowo]

GOD LOVES ME

[tossdoll]

... there seems to be a takeover happening...

[imthepunchlord]

Thinking about this thought for a pokemon farming game occasionally, I'm thinking the best starter option may be Eevee. I've gone back and forth on what possible starters should be and what should be the perks, and I started to think about Eevee and I'm thinking it may be just the best one to start out with for the thought. And you get to evolve it not long after it gets going and each Eeveelution could offer unique perks.

Flareon can burn down any plant obstacles in your way, and due to it's natural warmth it keeps your farm at a set temperature, so for 3 seasons, essentially your farm into a greenhouse so you can grow any crop in spring, fall, and winter (not summer though as it's already hot).

Vaporeon waters your crops so you can skip out on watering, and it'll help you with fishing, adding to your success rate.

Jolteon could help protect your farm, could be that in spring, summer, and fall there are chances of really bad thunder storms that can devestate a chunk of your field so Jolteon can act as a lightning rod and keep it safe; can also leave paralyzing quills around the edge of the farm so you may come across paralyzed pokemon in the morning that were trying to get a late night snack and have a chance to catch and keep or release them.

Espeon can use it's psychic power to perform one chore around the farm (watering, gathering crops, clearing away debris, ect..), and talk with Espeon, you have a 60% chance of having whatever weather condition you want tomorrow.

Umbreon will light the way in darkness, and you'll have 0% chance of night raids as Umbreon guards your farm at night.

Leafeon will plant seeds for you and plants will grow much faster in comparison to the normal rate.

Glaceon can lower temperatures and for 3 seasons (spring, summer, and fall), allow your farm to act as a greenhouse where you can grow any crop no matter the season, except winter as it's already cold; Glaceon can temporarily freeze water allowing you to cross it.

Sylveon will bump up your relationship points with townies to + 3 points instead of the usual + 1 when you talk with them; there's a random chance Sylveon will tell you what the townies love, like, neutral, dislike, or hate gift wise.

[videogames-i-wish-were-real]

Videogames I wish were real #85

Oh to live in play a pixel art Pokemon farming sim. You have a cute lil house you can decorate to your liking. Every day you get to take care of your berries and apricorns. You get to feed and pet and take care of your pokemon. There's minigames where you get to bath them or play stuff like hide and seek or tag or tic-tac-toe or with them. You can pick one pokemon to follow you around. When you reach a high enough friendship level with one pokemon they'll sometimes bring you gifts and you can ask them to help you with some chores around the house or the farm. You use the wool you get from Mareeps and Wooloos to knit sweaters and socks and blankets. You make cheese and butter with the milk you get from Miltank. Once you progress enough in the game you get to open a cute lil store in the town where you sell all your homemade wares to the townspeople and also items to visiting trainers such as the pokeballs you make from apricorns. Every couple of months you turn on your tv and hear about a ten year old saving the world and half the time you know the kid because they've been to your store. Sometimes you'll find wild pokemon you can approach and befriend. No combat mechanics, you feed the pokemon or pet them or offer them shinies and they usually leave you alone except sometimes they'll follow you home. The cute lil town you live in has a ton of festivities and charming npcs. You can ask npcs to be your (platonic or not) roommates, you can marry npcs, you can have kids or adopt them (without being on a relationship) or stay single. There's no limit to how many pokemon beds you can place inside your house. You can place pokebeds, food and water bowls anywhere in the world. You can also fish and dive and mine and forage. If you leave a bunch of berries in an ancient hidden shrine to Groudon/Kyogre you can ensure that the next day is rainy or extra sunny. One time you ran into Palkia and Dialga and offered them some really tasty pokepuffs so now you have the gods of space and time at your beck and call and you can basically time travel and teleport as long as you give them treats first. You like to stay up late on the nights when the tv says there's going to be Minior showers to watch the colorful falling stars with your pokemon cuddled at your side. Life is good.

Similar games that actually exist: Stardew Valley, Pokemon, Moonstone Island, Ooblets, Monster Harvest, Critter Crops, Ova Magica

[angeloftheodd]

Miltank Farm 🐮🌱

Pokémon: Johto League Champions (2001) 🏰🏆

Episode 2: A Dairy Tale Ending 🥛🎀