#pokemon gts

[silvermoon424]

If I were God-Emperor of the world, everyone who clogs up the GTS with garbage trades would be banned from the service lol

(btw yes I'm aware that the way to use the GTS is just to deposit Pokemon and wait for people to find your trade, but you cannot convince me that the people clogging the GTS aren't making things harder and more frustrating for everyone else)

[daily-pokemon-trivia]

Now this one will probably be known by modern sm/usum players. The gts just doesn't work, hasn't for years. Even before it happened, the gts would often get filled with hacked pokemon that froze the game if you weren't cautious. But then suddenly simply booting up the gts would freeze it. As far as people know, it's mostly the work of a single hacker who put a ton of glitched pokemon for each species in, ensuring that no pokemon was saved from freezing the game. Game Freak hasn't and will most definitely never fix this.

[roninkairi]

And Now, How To Best Describe Trading On the Pokemon GTS

Me: I need to get a Raging Bolt to complete the Blueberry Academy Pokedex.

Trainer 1: Sure pal, I got one

Me: Cool. What are you looking for?

Trainer 1: Just a Zapados...between levels 1 to 10.

Me: ...really?

Trainer 2: Nah I got ya man. All I want is a Voltorb...Hisuian Form...that I want for Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl

Trainer 3: I want a Furrofu, Pharaoh Trim!

Me: So...basically none of you had any intention of trading and just want to be dicks to show off, right?

Trainers: Yup.

Me: Ok. I have a better way to address this. Haru? (Haru appears, smiling)

Haru: Do you need help?

Me: Yes. (I hand her a very large axe) Yes I do.

Haru: Ok then. Let's negotiate.

(cut to me holding three Pokeballs, Haru handing one to Futaba)

Me: Success!

Futaba: Whoa you did it!

Haru: Yes, we were able to actually get 3 rare new Pokemon in one trip.

Futaba: Nice, what did you get in exchange?

Haru: (smiling sweetly) Their lives.

[nuclear-smash]

I've been playing gen 4 lately and thought to try GTS for the first time

So if anyone got Glameow to trade for my Stunky!! (Trying to fill up my Pokedex a bit!)

If this ends up a successful trade I'll announce more trades I'm doing thru here cuz I adored gen 6 GTS and this generally brings me back :')

[wevelocityteampresents-blog]

The GTS Virus

I just wanted to use this blog post to talk about how terrible the Global Trade Station in 3DS Pokémon games has become in the modern day.

Back then, you could search for a specific Pokémon and (if you were lucky enough) trade it with someone far away. These days, however, it's impossible to search for anything because the GTS has been completely DESTROYED by hackers.

There are two people responsible for this. One of them is named AdventrSnivy (who you can see in the above screenshot). A pompous jerk who uses these offers to promote his IRC server or YouTube channel. (At the expense of millions.)

The other one person is named Japan.Kebuju. Unlike Snivy, Kebuju doesn't seem to have any presence on the internet outside of these Pokémon games. The fact that he still hacked the GTS shows that he's a massive troll who relishes in the misery of others.

From what I've experienced, staying on the screen for any searched Pokémon freezes the game. And if you were somehow lucky enough to make it to the PC screen and select the Pokémon they want, the game throws an error at you and forces you to reset the game.

It's too bad. The GTS used to be a fun thing to mess around with. But because of these jerks, it's impossible to do anything with it now. And because these are very old titles, it's obvious that Nintendo will never fix them. The closure of the 3DS eShop only makes matters worse.

There are probably some actual Pokémon available for offer on the GTS. But thanks to these hackers, it's become practically unusable. At this point, your only choice is to upload a Pokémon to the GTS and hope you get the one you desire.

[yourshinywashacked]

Genned Pokémon

Genning Pokémon is just like pretending to be handicapped at the Special Olympics. Because you're taking all the fairness out of the game. But I know now that even if you do win with genned Pokémon, you're really not a winner. You're just a pussy. You're just a big fat pussy, and if you gen Pokémon, the only decent thing to do is come forward and say, "Remove me from the record books, because I am a big, stinky pussy-Pokémon-genning jackass."

[lugiasroost]

Who abused this poor innocent baby? His name will be Clover (even though I can't change it, it wont let me) and hes gonna be on my team forever

[mewshideaway]

The Alcremie Halloween: Part 1

- The Idea -

Step 1 - Hatch a shit ton of Milcery until I get a shiny

Step 2 - Evolve 30 of those milcery into various forms of alcremie, plus the shiny (also they are all nicknamed)

Step 3 - Trade them away on the GTS on Halloween

Step 4 - Also Dusk form Lycanroc

Why? I dunno I thought it would make the GTS more fun. Alcremie is always in demand and maybe I could get something kinda interesting. I always love getting nicknamed pokemon, so nicknaming my own to trade away is a must.

so, I better get cracking

[m0e-ru]

fletchinder flame charge this mother fucker

[vixivulpixel]

Ogreload

[feralriverwater]

Bro is NOT happy

[toast-tales]

While I'm working on the actual answer to that Pokemon ask, I thought I'd drop a little thing I've been working on in the meantime. Danny would absolutely have a big fuck-off Pokemon to help her get around and beat up Team Rocket with her. You may be able to guess which Rocket executive she's targeting here.

[saccharinescorpion]

one of those rare serendiptious finds on Twitter where Google gives you a pretty good translation and the actual tweet is gold (Zeil = Carmine, Suguri = Kieran)

[roninkairi]

Oh yeah, if anyone actually does have a Raging Bolt for trade and want a Gholdengo, then I may be able to help you out...

[084392]

i think pmd2 partner might be a little silly too...

[metalchocobo21]

Huge Hex and Tiny Titan.

Tiny Titans [Tetsuo] member being caught by a Huge Hex Maniac [Subaru]. They soon made up and got along with each other.

One of my friends said Subaru does look good in a dance.