#poison noodle

[juvian]

Nihilego, Codename : UB-01 Symbiont #0793

Do not repost!

[doggirlpaws]

If you get a really good deal on an instant soup bowl at the asian import and when you get it home there are a lot of individual baggies of stuff and no english instructions, your first impulse might be to say fuck it, soup is soup, and toss everything in together

you should resist this impulse, because one of those baggies might be a fabric pouch full of powdered quicklime intended to be submerged in water underneath the soup bowl to make the whole meal self-heating, and cutting that pouch open and mixing it into the soup creates a terrifying bubbling cauldron that boils over and covers your counter and floor in what could have been the most delicious soup you've ever had but is now chalky grey sludge that you have to meticulously clean up from every surface in the kitchen because ingesting 10 grams of it can kill a human being

[hesitantvampirealien]

視線。

[niofo]

other characters being scared of lucanis is my fav thing ever, even teia and viago seem to have a "thank fuck he's on our side" kind of respect. he is a dumpster fire bisexual disaster who likes coffee, but he also scares ppl shitless, let's not forget about it.

[weaverpop]

F!Wukong would like to hold Noodles. He'll be very gentle.

They’d def let him, and Noodles would be very cool with it too!

But Noodles is a service/therapy animal, so he’d immediately clock how F!Wukong would be feeling if he started to be overwhelmed by the large crowd. He’d start making soft whiney noises, and LS! Nezha immediately makes a quiet mention to his counterpart about it, since he and F!Wukong are so close.

F!Nezha is very grateful, and gives Noodles many treats after quietly extracted Wukong.

Oh stars 🤣🤣🤣

The Jing’s would be happy to see that, even if they don’t understand it (aside from LS!Jing), while the wukongs would be very flustered. Everyone else is either laughter or confusion (mostly from the brotherhood) so someone has to end up explaining the joke.

[glass-noodle]

Au where Kamski is a merman too.

AU where everyone’s a merperson!!!!

(Kamski still has a weird, creepy fascination with Connor, unfortunately for him)

[chillaxzmadudesz]

POISON IVY

Redraw of this shit piece...

Notice to the details on her delicate face

[californiaquail]

now this may be controversial but i do think that if you get shitty food from the safeway deli labeled "ready to heat" that says "microwave for 3-5 minutes on high" that you should be able to do that (microwave the container of food with a label that instructs you to microwave it for the specified length of time) and not have the plastic packaging completely melt all over your terrible orange chicken, on account of how the package itself literally told you to do such a thing. just my opinion though some may disagree

[safflinas]

excuse my di*bolik lovers posting in 2024 but . i was thinking about reiji again 🙄 i think my fave thing abt him is that he's actually one of the most childish of the brothers but he's so well-mannered that no one notices

ig because his formative years were shaped by always being second to shuu so he gets a kick out of securing all the little "wins" he can

[icewindandboringhorror]

Various images of things

[deadscell]

jokes on you pistol bobcat, all of the food you stole from snake is almost all guaranteed to be poisonous. it’s time for twink death for you!

[hesitantvampirealien]

experimenting with a different style a bit

just a quick sketch

i headcanon poison being japanese, i tried to draw how i would imagine them a bit more realistically still with a bit of anime to not make something creepy or uncanny, but now i don't know if they still look asian or if making the eyes bigger ruined it

[lanvinder]

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎁🎁🎁

And some honorable mentions i never posted

[weaverpop]

Everyone is probably questioning everyone in the FloaPS universe, seeing who is and isn't healthy. This was a huge wake-up call about hidden disabilities and chronic illnesses.

They def would, just in case something like that would ever happen to one of them, they’d know what to look out for. And vice versa too! the FoaPS! Au learn about Lionswords conditions as well!

I think the F!Bull fam would be very shocked and heartbroken to hear about Lady Ironfan’s previous eating disorder (anorexia) and the grief it caused her and DBK, and it explains a lot of why she was eating so much.

As for F!Nezha and F!Jing… learning that Muzha has seizures crushes them, more so Nezha bc of guilt when he learns why Muzha has them.

F!Wukong sadly relates to LS!Wukongs breathing troubles, though it does cause a bit of a panic in his partners bc they think he may be hiding it like F!Wukong had been. Thankfully not, but it’s still a cause for concern (and guilt from Erlang).

And of course, the topic of allergies come up again.

Ref

[reverendclown]

Developed a small hobby where I just made reference sheets for certain characters

[coquelicoq]

it doesn't do anything for me when people cook or eat on this show. doesn't even make me hungry. the one thing that can make me react is when a character starts eating and then realizes they have to go do something else and just leaves all that food uneaten. that stresses me out so bad. bro someone just cooked all that food for you...what a waste. and now you're just going to have to figure out how to eat again so soon because you didn't sate your hunger. fucking idiot!!!!