#po-land

[kymsys]

ME WHEN GLO

ive been reading the most beautiful stsg fic called

"Over the Threshold"

by fushiglow and when i tell you this is me while reading it. i meant it, i swear. this is literally me. PLS go read it, its like SO good, i cant. (these text fragments are just different pieces from the chapters, its not a cohesive text.) GO READ IT.

this is the way. i have spoken.

[kymsys]

PLEASEEEEE everyone look at this masterpiece i got as christmas present from my bestie 😩💕 I CANT STOP LOOKING AT IT, theyre so beautiful, you outdid yourself!! ; u ; THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU im on my knees 🛐

a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇

[prompt-master]

KID REALLY SAID DAMN THAT SUCKS GOOD LUCK LANDING THIS PLANE LMAOOOO

[thepenguisalive7]

omg I’ve been waiting for qFoolish to prank back, mutual pranks yeeees, FINALLY, THIS IS WONDERFUL

[brandnewpressurefilter]

STOP FLRITING AND DO SOMETHING

[mint-termsandconditions]

An AU of @jojo-schmo AU where, instead of traveling by foot, they go on a road trip instead:

The song I imagine playing throughout the entire thing:

[rimbaudthursday]

what a silly guy trying to write an encyclopedia i sure hope nothing bad happens to him!!

shimimimimimii

[royalarchivist]

Bad: Help me Foolish! Help me–

Foolish: I- listen, I would love to help, would love to help, but what–

Bad: –tear down the Federation.

Foolish: You wanna–?

Bad: To get them back.

Foolish: You wanna start torturing the Federation?

Bad: I want to make Cucurucho tell us where they are.

Foolish: So you think we should... We should somehow get Cucurucho–

Bad: To tell us where the Eggs are.

Foolish: Somehow- and somehow kidnap him, which already sounds way difficult–

Bad: I am ok with that, yes.

Foolish: –and also somehow even find a way to torture this guy. And not only torture! But somehow give Mr. Classified himself to say information.

Bad: Yes.

Foolish: Um, alright, that sounds fun.

Bad: [Nodding] See, you got it! You literally, you–

[abby118]

I have a question regarding Asgard prisons. (English is not my first language)

perhaps prisoners are prevented from harming themselves in some way? Is it due to some magical property of the cell or due to the guards monitoring it?

because, unlike the way cells work in our world (prisoners can leave their cells and communicate with other prisoners), these cells seem to work in a way that never allows prisoners to leave. not even dimming the lights for a few moments. and it seems logical to think that such a condition, if prolonged for a long time, would lead anyone to go mad. 

so it wouldn't surprise me if someone decided to escape from that condition by attempting to commit suicide. and this would especially apply to those sentenced to life imprisonment.

for example, loki is already suicidal. and after the many traumatic experiences he has been through, it seems logical to assume that he would just like to get it over with. just as he implied in the dialogue with Odin. but apparently, even he who has this desire and has already tried to do it in the past, is not trying to do it again now. After all, if someone were to commit suicide, he would be running away from serving his sentence. which in the case of life imprisonment is even a better prospect.

so it would make sense to think that Loki isn't performing such an act (but instead he finds himself forced to use illusions to pass the time and keep himself from going mad) because he is unable to do so for some reason. what do you think?

ps. I have another important and fundamental question. but how do they go to the bathroom? the cells are transparent, they have no privacy spaces. furthermore they don't even have toilets or buckets in which they can do their business -.-

The dungeons are the highest security prison of Asgard (because I don't doubt there are other prison establishments intended for civilians with lesser penalties as well as a military prison which is separate). I think the dungeons are designed for outworlders, particularly dangerous individuals such as mages and people with a life sentence. They are located deep under the palace and were the second structure built by king Buri. The cells within the dungeons were upgraded later, supposedly during Bor or Odin's reign.

'perhaps prisoners are prevented from harming themselves in some way?'

Oh yes, definitely. If you look at the cells, they are completely empty (yes, Loki's was an exception, obviously), white and lit by bright lights from above. This is very much intentional.

no furnishing -> no objects to harm yourself with. (This is why I say it was incredibly risky to give Loki a glass carefe as well as a mirror...combine that with illusion use.)

the lights -> From what we've seen, the lights were constantly on. We didn't get to see the dungeons at night but with the little regard of the prisoners' wellbeing, I think it's safe to assume they priorise security and thus keep them on to grant continuous access for the guards to see the cells' interiors. Of course, that makes is nearly impossible for the prisoners to discern the night from the day, unless they choose to mentally keep track of the guards' daily schedule which must be challenging in a long-term sense.

personal possessions -> Keeping in mind Loki was an exception and the prisoners we saw were the ones arrested on Vanaheim (and so probably overwhelmed the spaces available + Odin's guards are not the most skilled bunch), I'd say that generally, personal posessions would be taken upon the prisoner's arrival to the dungeons and stored/repurposed. Again, meaning nothing to harm yourself with or to use as an aid of escape. On a similar note, I think that the most common number of prisoners is one ..or more (if they don't pose a threat to themselves or each other).

no visits -> As we saw, all visit were strictly forbidden with the exception of the king or his direct or indirect permission to let somebody else visit. But even then, I take it that any physical contact is strictly prohibitted.

the energy barriers -> My personal headcanon is that the patterns we see make up these barriers are a binding spell. Most of the cells are equipped with one barrier, with the exception of the corner cells which have two, supposedly for increased supervision by the Einherjar stationed by the entrance gate.

'for example, loki is already suicidal. and after the many traumatic experiences he has been through, it seems logical to assume that he would just like to get it over with. just as he implied in the dialogue with Odin. but apparently, even he who has this desire and has already tried to do it in the past, is not trying to do it again now.'

I simply think Loki was too apathetic to act on anything (yet). I know that to us, a year and a half seems long but he was still coming out of an incredibly stressful course of events and the survival mode that came with that. He was depressed and probably too aware that would he try to take his life, his plans would most likely fail. His illusions would either flicker or dispel before he died and the guards would step in. The barriers themselves are not strong enough to kill (they can't be, that would be too easy) and would alert the Einherjar as well. In all of his depression, he is a strategist, if not under dire pressure, he waits to see how things unravel. Again, a year and a half seems longer to us than to the Aesir with the context of their longevity.

(but instead he finds himself forced to use illusions to pass the time and keep himself from going mad)

He is highly intelligent, the cells are designed to inflict mental torture on their own (mostly sensory deprivarion) so imagine that coupled with a mind like his. He had to create some stimuli to keep himself occupied because what else was there to do. They took everything from him and his magic was the one thing they couldn't touch. Of course he used it to hold on to the last bits of sanity he had left.

'ps. I have another important and fundamental question. but how do they go to the bathroom? the cells are transparent, they have no privacy spaces. furthermore they don't even have toilets or buckets in which they can do their business -.-'

Not a topic I gave too much thought to but @helshades had written a post covering this. I wonder how they distributed the meals there, I suppose there must be a rule on how many you can skip before they give you a tube or something. Similar to our wards.

[softer-ua]

Absolutely OBSESSED with this pic, I can’t get over it, it rots my brain, it is my Roman Empire

The implication that Bakugo has lost this cat MORE THAN ONCE

Look at his FACE !!! His freaking clothes??? He’s been chasing this cat trough every branch of that tree and he’s absolutely fallen the fuck out more than once 💀

He’s just getting his ass kicked by a little tabby plain and simple, and frankly my money is on the cat for this next round too

(Honorable mention to the cat who left Todos arms for Izuku’s face lol)

[anulithots]

Anuli jumpscare!!!!!! I realized I needed to draw faer. Here I go drawing on lined paper again…

I wasn’t sure but I liked the idea that Anuli has these kind of antenna like things.

Also question: does fae have ears?

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JFKDSJFDLK IT"S THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S EVER DRAWN ANULI HOLY HERBS HOLY HERBS HOLY HERBS THANK YOU SO SOSOSOSOSO MUCHHHALFJALSKJFAKSLDFJ FAE'S SO CUTTEEEEEE.

and to answer your question on ~ Anuli anatomy ~

The leaves on the side of faer face come out of these 'triangle things' (IDK what they are I just saw all the leaves on the tree coming from the old 'leaf cases') Are they functional ears? Debatable, but I call them faer ears.

Also faer antennae come from the top of faer muzzle (remnants from when I designed faer off a firefly.) and fae stims with them by twirling them around faer fingers. It's quite hard to see with all of faer curly roots 😅

I typically simplify and draw Anuli with circles and suches:

I LOVE HOW YOU DID THE EXPRESSIONS IN YOURS! YOU DREW MY LITTLE SILLY WITH THE MOST EXPRESSIVE FACES DJFSDKLJFDSK THANKK YOUUU

[lightsday]

﹟𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙑   ⁝   welcome  corwyn  arryn  to  king’s  landing.  the  lord  of  the eyrie  is  known  to  all  as  an  dependable,  tenacious  individual.  however,  amidst  the  chaos  of  the  realm,  they  find  themselves  becoming  more  machiavellian  and  calculating.  visions  of  glory  -  how  you  seek  her  elusive  hand  (  the  need  to  rise  above  your  station,  to  seek  out  recognition  for  what  you  really  are  /  brilliant  dazzling  blinding  ),  there's  a  boy  inside  you  who  hungers  for  the  attention  of  a  crowd  /  there's  a  beast  inside  you  who  howls  for  the  one  who  cried  wolf,  and  your  mother  has  warned  you  against  the  bitter  root  of  jealousy.  she  does  not  know  the  root  has  bloomed  into  a  tree  haunt  the  dreams  of  dragons,  who  emerge  murmuring  of  their  support  for  the  spare.  we  do  hope  that  whatever  happens,  they  play  the  game  wisely.

THE  BASICS.

full  name:  corwyn arryn.  nicknames:  none.  title:  lord  of  the eyrie.  sobriquets:  none ( that he is aware of ).  date  of  birth:  april 9.  age:  twenty-five.  birthplace:  the eyrie, the vale of arryn.  gender:  cis  man.  pronouns:  he/him/his.  orientation:  bisexual.  languages  spoken:  fluent  in  the  common  tongue,  sharp as a blade and pulled from the depths of the sea.

THE  PHYSICALITIES.

faceclaim:  lee j.aewook.  height:  190cm.  eyes:  dark  brown.  hair:  short, black hair - neatly parted and cared for, strands framing angular features.  build:  lean, broad, defined in a way that betrays years of archery.  scars:  surprisingly, none.

THE  FAMILY.

father:  tba.  mother:  tba.  marital  status:  single, though advisors suggest he begin courting.  siblings:  jeyne arryn.

THE  EMOTIONAL.

mbti:  the  commander,  entj.  enneagram:  3w2,  the  achiever.  element:  fire.  temperament:  melancholic.  character  inspirations:  coriolanus snow, kylo ren.  deadly  sin:  pride, wrath.  heavenly  virtue:  charity.

THE  HISTORY.

it  seemed  that  pride  had  always  been  your  muse.  born  third  and  the  youngest  of  house  arryn,  your  lot  in  life  seemed  to  have  already  been  decided  :  far  too  young  are  you  to  influence  a  marriage  arrangement,  or  lead  a  house,  or  serve  in  any  meaningful  capacity.  knighthood  wasn't  important  enough,  and  you  had  too  much  pride  to  even  begin  as  a  worthless  squire.  what  good  was  a  house  so  old,  so  noble,  if  you  simply  weren't  the  first  ? perhaps  the  way  people  treated  you  was  contribution  to  the  seed  in  your  heart  —  the  one  so  bitter,  envious  at  your  siblings  for  their  grand  destinies.  you  were  corwyn,  the  sweet  youngest,  boy  who  took  freshly-baked  bread  from  the  kitchen  with  a  warm  laugh  before  slipping  off  into  hallways.  once  boy  had  melted  into  man,  you  expected  people  to  take  you  more  seriously.  you  were,  after  all,  an  arryn. nothing  but  foolishness  to  expect  something  to  change.  despite  your  age,�� you  were  still  in  the  eyes  of  many  the  boy  with  the  bread,  laughter  as  warm  as  the  loaf  in  your  hands.  and  at  first,  well,  it  was  endearing.  a  sweet  reminder  to  your  heart.  but  the  seed  had  grown  into  a  sapling  when  you  weren't  looking,  and  the  sapling  had  taken  root  throughout  the  cavity  of  your  chest,  spreading  its  branches  into  your  lungs  and  your  mind,  anger  its  fruit. for  you  were  corwyn  arryn,  the  youngest,  and  people  spoke  as  if  that  is  all  you  will  ever  be. but  you  had  a  sharp  mind,  vulpine  in  its  design.  where  people  saw  uncertainty  in  the  growing  rumors,  you  saw  opportunity.  you  know  where  your  house  lays  their  loyalty  —  first  and  foremost,  to  itself,  then  sympathy  extends  to  the  princess.  but  fate  had  a  different  choice  for  you  :  your  loyalties  lie  with  the  spare.  two  royals,  forgotten  and  cast  -  aside.  should  the  iron  throne  belong  to  him,  you  know  house  arryn  will  have  no  choice  but  to  recognize  what  you  always  were  :  brilliant,  dazzling,  and  more  than  the  youngest.

THE  HEADCANONS.

coryo but if he was in asoiaf actually

in a nutshell: manipulate, mansplain. wish he was malewife but there's no room to malewife when he's constantly scheming i fear.

bit of a prodigy at archery ngl it's smth he's genuinely better than good at and maybe if he wasnt so big-headed n narcissistic he could've actually made a name for himself across westeros.. unfortunately he is big-headed n narcissistic

suffers from youngest child syndrome n essentially, at his core, wants to be recognized as an individual n not as a member of house of arryn.

would sell his house out for recognition like it is truly unhinged what this man wouldn't do for people to be like omg corwyn?? u mean that sexc ass mf who is super smart n cunning?

in that same vein he's also a Little bit obsessed w power but like that is neither here nor there

THE  CONNECTIONS.

THE APPLE OF EDEN'S COURT  :  your  muse  just  so  happened  to  catch  corwyn's  eyes  and  unfortunately  (or  fortunately)  for  them,  he's  decided  to  court  them  for  strategic  reasons.  picture  :  your  dream  man,  except  he's  the  snake  to  your eve.

JILTED LOVERS OR FRIENDS  :  one  thing  about  a  man  who  uses  people  to  get  ahead  ?  he'll  have  a  trail  behind  him  of  those  who  have  served  out  their  purpose.  whether  corwyn  has  snatched  back  a  romantic  confession  or  stabbed  a  dear  friend  in  the  back,  these  are  the  few  who  have  paid  dearly  for  trusting  him.  /  open  to  three  muses.

FRENEMY  :  in  public,  aren't  they  just  the  tightest  of  friends.  behind  closed  doors,  words  are  exchanged  like  steel  blades.  there  doesn't  seem  to  be  a  shortage  of  barbs  thrown  between  them.

and more but my brain kinda empty rn.

[olokosomolo]

Before I'll enter my time machine to go back in time. I must tell you an awkward story that happened to me on Saturday. As usual, I entered the Bursaha food court, and as usual, I was quickly surrounded by poor place security staff who showed me the exit. I decided to try to charge my electronics outside. As I approached the outlet and plugged in my new phone, I got from assurance. New phone but old model: Galaxy A15. Yet I was very satisfied since I knew that part of me got his independence back since the new phone was clean of spies yet to be installed by the "notorious." I can only say that in the few days after receiving the new phone, there were over a dozen attempts by strangers who stopped me in the street and asked me to call a local number. 267...... of course, I refused to let anyone even come close to my phone. So, while my phone was charged, two black dudes approached me, I recognized the dude as a gang member. I I sincerely believe he was one of the highest ranks GANG MEMBER. He started conversations with me. I felt like there was a chance to give him another point of view, not only the point of VU of leggings amateur. that great to informed him about other approaches to this case. Short story, right at the end of our conversation, he suddenly said: You, my phone is dead. Can I place a quick call using your device?

Absolutely no! I quickly replied and immediately left towards 4th & Chestnut St to the lower street members. As I reached 3rd street I turned left towards 7elevn suddenly I felt slammed and came by surprise that through me to the ground. I turned to check and I saw the gang member, the one I had spoken a few minutes ago, I saw him with his friend both holding a gun in their hand. It's the police he shouted, give me your phone. I do not know why I quickly handed him my phone and then he and his partner quickly walked towards Market Street. I quickly chased them and demanded my phone back! It ends with the gun out of his pocket followed by a warning that he will shoot me if I try to chase them again.

[bluee-birb]

STOP STOP JUST FUCIJING STOP

[kaythefloppa]

I really have no context or reasoning behind this, but rapid-fire headcanon: Tinker Bell was the one who built Bucky.

[positivelyqueer]

I’m trying to budget my spoons but people keep walking into my kitchen and upending my cutlery drawer.