#plz picture me rapping this to myself as I wrote

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Cabinet Battle 1

Part 5 of the Drarry x Hamilton Musical fic no one asked for!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Cast after-parties meant one thing and one thing only to Draco Malfoy: rap battles. Though it was all new to him, he spent all of his free time devouring all of the hip-hop he could get his hands on like a starving man. It took some time before he became comfortable participating in cast battles, but eventually, he earned his role as Aaron Burr on a night just like this one. Needless to say, he cherished these gatherings. Even when he was paired with someone who poked at all of his bruises.

Tonight, it was Seb of course. Perceptive, slutty Seb who of course jabbed at Draco’s sex life and background. The competitive monster in Draco flared, and in this moment, nothing mattered more than getting that mic drop moment and making Seb bow at his lyrical prowess. So when his turn came, he started—

That’s right, my name is Draco Malfoy,

I used to be the worst kind of white boy

With two fortunes and an estate

Before I lost it all when dad found out I’m super gay.

Son of a dumbass and a trophy

No shit

I struggle with feeling worthy.

I also have a tendency to fixate

Let me explain

How this mess means I have zero sex.

You ask why I don’t fuck around and have fun?

‘Cause I’ve loved the same guy since forever, son.

But I’m so good at this thing called acting

He swears I hate him when I’ve really just been lusting

After him for over a decade

Hiding love and passion under fury and yelling.

So while you’re fucking around like no problem,

I’ll wait right here for Prince Charming

My Chosen One

The room roared in approval, and Draco beamed. Victory had to be his. Seb shook his head and smirked, then finally bowed, begrudgingly admitting his defeat. In an instant, Draco’s triumph disappeared. Because standing behind Seb was a slack-jawed Harry Potter.

The second to last part is here! Part 6