#plz Disney hire me

[somecallmejohn]

~WIP~

That feeling when one of your oldest friends and crush is no longer himself anymore because he was tricked by the power hungry King.

[werewolfvanillapotato]

Disney plz hire me, I can come up with stories for Disney zombies trilogy and I put more effort into my fanarts than your entire two seasons of Addison’s moonstone mystery and I won’t randomly put clips of songs from the movies just to kill time in a 2-3 minute episode, so please, just hire me to make a series for the zombies trilogy

[peachjumex]

heres my contribution to the jjk fandom

[hobis-hope94]

Disney+ Help just followed me on Twitter …and they’ve got a blue tick next to them …

I’m not sure what I make of this but I’m lowkey shaking like wtf…????

[paladin-pile]

Ok I’ve fallen deep in finnpoe hell I might be writing fic now

[tangledgal]

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[sonderei]

toy story land just opened in hollywood studios but I can’t get in until next week because of stupid blackouts on my pass and I just wanna go there and cry plz

[awriterincrime]

Ok but imagine this on Disney...

The Cheetah Girls are all in college. Galleria is a successful business student, planning to be a CEO. Chanel is interning in the fashion industry. Aqua is heading off to medical school to become a doctor. Dorinda is getting her license in social work and plans to open her own dance studio.

The girls all meet back up for a high school reunion to reminisce on old times. Galleria just happens to see an national music festival in LA, and the winner get $100,000. After a lot of convincing, the girls drop everything and compete in the biggest battle of the bands of the summer. And who is their biggest competitor?

Lemonade Mouth.

[purplesurveys]

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Do you have a taste in your mouth right now? What of? Just the faint taste of coffee since I have a cup at the moment but haven’t drunk from it in the last few minutes. Which is your least favourite day of the week? I’ve lost the concept of the days of the week for a few months now, man. Back when we used to do things, though, I hated Sundays as I felt loneliest on that day. It was always an automatic thing too so I had little control over it. If told to clean the house, would you be more inclined to clean one room really well or clean all of the rooms with hardly any effort? Clean all rooms with maximum effort. I’d be really bugged if I didn’t strive to be perfect with the whole place lol. Do you put glue on the object you're sticking down or on the paper? Object, so that the amount of glue I’m putting would be accurate. What was your last dream about? I don’t remember the details anymore but at the very least, I know it was very vivid since I remembered it throughout the morning. I’ve been having very detailed dreams lately – it’s the depression for sure. 

What is your favourite part of the last movie you watched? Haven’t seen a movie in a while but the last thing I watched in full was The Crown; Vanessa Kirby as Princess Margaret really shone through in the last episode I saw. Have you stuck any stickers to the computer you're using? I put all my stickers onto my laptop case but not the laptop itself. I haven’t had the case on for a while now though, since I’m always just at home now. Do you ever write or talk to yourself in your head when you're bored? Yes or when I’m feeling upset, as long as I’m alone. I’ve found that talking to myself is a healthy way to address and deal with my emotions. What interests you the most about other people? What I find interesting always varies. I have friends who I find interesting for their music tastes; some others for their knowledge of random trivia; some for their jobs, etc. It’s always different. Do you ever take random pictures out of boredom? What of? Not really. If I take photos it’s because I want to remember a moment or because I find something cute or funny. Basically anything that elicits a strong emotion out of me, I’m bound to take a picture of. Do you prefer listening to things through headphones or speakers? Headphones. How many siblings do you have? Do you get on with them? I have two siblings. I only get along with my sister; I have not talked to my brother since last year and have no desire to again. Would you rather live in a log cabin or a brick house? Mmm I’d take the brick house. Log cabin would be nice for a quick getaway, but I wouldn’t want it to be my permanent home. There’s a psychological factor in there and I just think that staying in a log cabin would make me feel suffocated eventually, haha. Do you have a calendar up for this year? I have a ‘Job Applications’ calendar that I’m currently monitoring, and it tracks the applications I’ve sent out to different companies and how long I’ve been waiting for a response from each of them. Really needing some positive vibes and energy since I actually just got my first rejection notice today. Other than that this year has been pretty fucking boring and there’s been little need to keep an active calendar. What was the very first CD you bought? The first CD I remember asking my parents to buy for me was like the High School Musical official soundtrack. I was big on Disney as a kid and wasn’t a big fan of any solo acts or bands up until I was around 10. Do you keep things like old train tickets, etc? Yessssssss. Do you like your smile? Why (not)? I like it; I find my smile friendly and warm. I just hate smiling with my teeth at the present since one of my front teeth protrudes. Can’t wait to get braces again. Would you rather be able to sing or dance? Why? Dance. Dancers are super hot, lmao. What was your favourite colour when you were a kid? Do you still like it? It was purple/violet and it was mostly influenced by my great-grandma who lovedddd the color and had it everywhere in her home. When she passed away, my love for the color slowly faded away and I don’t think too much of it now. Have you ever said 'lol' in real life? Haha yeah sometimes. I pronounce it as ‘lohl’ and never ‘el oh el’ though. Do you like your friend's parents? I like most of their parents, though I’m aware that some have abusive tendencies. Most of the parents are super nice, though. JM’s mom cooked a big lunch for us once and his dad buys like four party-sized boxes of pizza every time we come over, Angela’s parents treat me like their own kid, Gab’s mom constantly tells me she loves me...it’s in the little things. How many times have you moved? I can remember just the two times, but I know that we moved several times more when I was an infant. Have you ever refused to try a certain food? Which? Most stuff with fruits, hah. Sometimes it’s unavoidable, like when a sushi roll has mango or if I’m having banoffee pie, but I almost always refuse a meal with some kind of fruit in it. What's your favourite type of soup? Not really big on soup. I just like miso. Very occasionally I’ll have mushroom soup too. What is your favourite candle scent? I don’t buy candles nor do I know people who regularly get them, so I’m not very familiar with the different scents. Does the sight of blood make you feel ill? In real life, it would. I always have to look away whenever Gabie gets a nosebleed ha. But I have no problem watching bloody wrestling matches and I actually enjoy the bloodier ones. Super weird quirk of mine. What do you call it when you're sick anyways? (Sick, ill, not well, etc) If I’m referring to a fever I call it sick/ill/not feeling well. If I feel like throwing up I say I’m getting dizzy/need to vomit. I’ve never referred to puking as ‘getting sick,’ and it took me a very long time to realize that it was a common American saying, haha. Did you ever really believe in the tooth fairy? I did, and I felt super betrayed when I put my tooth under my pillow only to see it again the next morning. If you had to appear in a movie, which genre would you choose? Coming of age. What do you do with unwanted gifts? I keep them, since I still appreciate the effort of the gift-giver. Are there any clothes you haven't worn in ages, that you've suddenly started wearing again? HAHA yes. There will be rare instances where I get to go out and I always take the time to look stylish as all fuck, even though I’m only running an errand and wearing flashier pieces would be so unnecessary. I just miss dressing up and looking cute, man. Do any keys on your keyboard stick? Like, if they’re sticky? No. Would you rather own a laptop or a computer? Laptop. Love it when things are portable. Do you think you'll look at old photos of yourself and be embarrassed? My teenage years are definitely bad especially with regard to my fashion choices lol, but so are everyone else’s so I’m not super embarrassed. I cringe at the photos but I wouldn’t mind if my friends poked fun at them because chances are I’d join in too. What was the worst hairstyle you ever had? I always hated it whenever my mom took me to the salon to have my hair rebonded. That kind of look has never worked with my face shape and so I usually did everything for my hair to start curling up quicker and go back to its original form. Do you like t-shirts with sayings on them? Why (not)? Not really. It’s just not a personal preference. I like plain or slightly printed pieces. Do you click on the adverts at the side of the screen? No. Have you ever coughed and sneezed at the same time? I’m sure it’s happened before. Are you embarrassed to show people your ID photo? Nah. Whatever dude. Have / would you ever become a cheerleader? I haven’t, but I would have loved to. We don’t have a cheerleading club or varsity in my old school though so I was never able to hone my skills, if ever. What's the longest you've gone without eating? Maybe a little more than 24 hours. What is one of your biggest irrational fears? Commercials airing at night. I find jingles and graphic effects unsettling by a certain hour lol. What comes up when you press Ctrl + V? “I reeeeally miss seeing you and your purple things and seeing you give glares to people who deserve it. what a lodi <333” omg aw. It’s Jane’s birthday today and I copied that bit of my greeting to move it to another paragraph so that my message would flow better. Out of the bands you listen to, were most of them around before or after you were born? After. When did you last jump out of fright? I don’t remember. Are you currently waiting on something? What? For a company to take me in. Does time pass slowly or quickly when you're on the internet? Usually it’s quickly, but now that I feel more and more useless around the house, time’s been more slow and for the first time the distractions of the internet haven’t been working. What about when you're at school / work? Depended on the amount of stuff I had to do and whether I’m enthusiastic about them or not. Does the thought of being pregnant gross you out? The thought of giving birth does, but not pregnancy. What was the last thing you made with your hands? I mean I made myself a cup of coffee tonight, but the coffee mix itself was already pre-packaged. I just mixed it with hot water. Are you good at making shadow puppets? I’d say no. Are you more hungry or thirsty right now? Neither. I’ve been so anxious and depressed these days I’m actually skipping every single meal except dinner, and even then I eat very little. I don’t even do it on purpose; my anxiety has simply stopped me from feeling hungry. No idea what the weighing scale’s gonna tell me the next time I check, sigh. Someone hire me plz. God it really sucks being a fresh grad in this current state of the world. Are you prone to headaches? No. They only come out during hectic schedules and stressful weeks. Do you forget things easily? The little and everyday things, like forgetting my school ID at home or where I placed my keys. But I don’t forget things that are more bigger-picture, like birthdays or faces or memories. Do you enjoy going out to dinner? I enjoy it and I terribly miss being able to do it. Would you ever go on a cruise ship holiday? I would and I have. Lots of fun. Would do again and again. What's your favourite sea animal? Dolphins and whales. Do you get coughs or colds more? Coughs.

[crawfordatthecastle]

Hey Disney, if you’re gonna reopen plz hire me back.

[storytellertreehouse]

Hi Rachel! Sorry to bother you, but I just read your post about applying and finally getting the nickternship. I’m a senior in college right now, with only one semester left, and I’m really scared of graduating without landing any internships. Do you have any advice for staying positive? I get so discouraged sometimes, even though I know rejection is very normal.

Hey there, thanks for dropping by! This is a FANTASTIC question, and I’m going to give a two-part answer.

First, regarding the challenge of staying positive: I KNOW. It’s not easy. I got dozens of rejections throughout my years in school (and even after). The truth is, it will always be hard to hear “No” from a company or job you really wanted. But it also doesn’t have to destroy you! Here are a few ways I coped:

Game-ify the process

This will look different for everyone. Basically, it means setting up rules (like a game) and using them to keep yourself moving forward. For me, this meant keeping track in a spreadsheet of all the internships and jobs I applied for, the contact info of their recruiter (if known), the date applied, and the response/date heard back from them. Every time I got a rejection (which was a lot), I made myself apply for at least two more positions. It became a game to “collect as many rejections as possible” before I graduated.

Allow yourself to feel bad for one day

You do need to let yourself deal with the negative emotions. But the trick is putting a limit on your “poor me” time! Eat some ice cream, watch a movie, and go to bed at a decent hour. Then wake up the next morning and do something productive and active! Don’t let yourself wallow too long, or it’ll start to affect your lifestyle.  I’ve found the best trick to combat discouragement is to make progress on SOMETHING - whether that’s related to schoolwork, a personal project, or even just going on a brisk walk or bike ride! Get yourself moving, and it WILL help.

A practical application of spite

Okay, YMMV on this one. But it does take a certain amount of grit in order to make it, especially in the entertainment industry! You’ll get kind, thoughtful rejections, and you’ll get rude ones. You’ll mostly get generic form letters that have no personalization whatsoever. In my opinion, those are the worst, because I never know if they even looked at my work! If you can use spite to your advantage, more power to ya. Prove them wrong, make ‘em wish they hired you when they had the chance!

Know that it isn’t personal

This can be hard to grasp, especially when you’re on the “hire me plz” side of things. Since I’ve been at Nick, I’ve had the opportunity to be on the hiring side of the table, and gOSH DarNit I hate telling people no! :( It’s usually a case where all the candidates are great, and any of them would be a solid choice, but we can only hire one person. This is why you shouldn’t give up! Eventually you’ll be someone’s top choice!OKAY NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF: Practical advice for landing an (animation) internship in college! Even though you can’t force someone to say yes, you CAN make it easier for them to pick you. Here are some tips:

Level up your cover letter and interview skills. Always submit a cover letter with your resume, and you’ll be ahead of most of the pack! I may do a post about cover letters at some point, but you can also get advice from your career center at your college. They might also offer interview advice. The more times you practice, the more likely you’ll rock an interview once you get one!  

Think outside the box! So many of my peers just applied for Disney and Pixar internships, passing up smaller studios and other viable options. Do some research and find an indie commercial studio in your city, or an online music video internship. Anything even remotely related to your field can help your resume and lead to other jobs.

Talk to your professors. My first “internship” was basically a glorified teaching assistant job with my film professor. It was great! I was given a lot of freedom to do some pre-production on one of her independent films. You usually can’t do that at a big studio! Talk to your favorite professors and ask if you can do an internship or independent study with them.

Volunteer on someone’s project. The beauty of the internet is that you can connect with people around the globe who are working on cool projects. Find an independent animator or filmmaker and offer your services for free for a short time, just to learn. And you can put this on your resume under “related experience.”

Find a mentorship with an industry pro. I took two different art mentorships - one during college, and one the summer after I graduated. Again, not only do these offer the opportunity to make connections with people who work in the industry, but they also look great on a resume or cover letter.

This isn’t your last chance. Even if you don’t get an internship during college, you can still be eligible for many apprenticeships and internships after graduating. You can also do a lot of the above options even if you’re not a student. And in the worst-case scenario, if you’re still not getting anything, you can enroll in a community college class and keep applying! I know a couple of people who got into the Nickternship this way, so it’s totally valid.

Okay, sorry for the monster post in response to your question, but I just want you to know you’re not alone, and that there’s always hope. Keep up the good work, and blessings on your internship search!

[castleofhearts]

Years ago, I made an Alice in Wonderland playlist, and it was pretty popular. But it’s long since outdated (and I deleted all my posts when I restarted tumblr) so it’s time for a BRAND NEW PLAYLIST! Some notes before we start:

Links will be to youtube, official links when I can. The exceptions are the Crash Fever songs which link to Spotify. I’ve also got a Spotify playlist for those interested. If I miss some songs on this list, my bad. Also some of these songs are only loosely Alice connected (literally by only the word ‘Alice’ or ‘Wonderland’) so they don’t technically count but I don’t care because this is my playlist so I make the rules~

Anyway, buckle up because this is LONG. I spent literal hours on this so plz don’t let this flop, and if you like this playlist, you could always drop this poor mod a kofi

ALMOST ALICE / TIM BURTON

Alice by Avril Lavigne The Poison by All American Rejects The Technicolor Phase by Owl City Her Name is Alice by Shinedown Painting Flowers by All Time Low Where’s My Angel by Metro Station Strange by Tokio Hotel ft. Kerli Follow Me Down by 3OH!3 ft. Neon Hitch Very Good Advice by Robert Smith In Transit by Mark Hoppus and Pete Wentz Welcome to Mystery by Plain White T’s Tea Party by Kerli The Lobster Quadrille by Franz Ferdinand Always Running Out of Time by Motion City Soundtrack Fall Down a Hole by Wolfmother White Rabbit by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals Alice’s Theme by Danny Elfman Just Like Fire by P!nk

DISNEY

Main Title (Alice in Wonderland) by The Jud Conlon Chorus Pay Attention/In a World of My Own by Kathryn Beaumont The Garden/All in the Golden Afternoon by Kathryn Beaumont Very Good Advice by Kathryn Beaumont In a World of my Own/Very Good Advice by Jhené Aiko (cover) Alice in Wonderland by The Dave Brubeck Trio and Roberta Gambarini (cover) Alice in Wonderland by Joanna Wang (cover) Alice in Wonderland by KOKIA (cover) I’m Odd by Jim Cummings

WHITE RABBIT (and covers)

White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane White Rabbit by Emilíana Torrini White Rabbit by P!nk White Rabbit by J2 ft. Casey Hensley & Tori Letzler White Rabbit by Haley Reinhart

POP

Wonderland by Caravan Palace Wonderland by Taylor Swift Wild Wild Wonderland by Saara Aalto Wonderland by CHVRCHES Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez Goodbye Alice in Wonderland by Jewel Down the Rabbit Hole by Adam Lambert Hold My Heart by Lindsey Stirling ft. ZZ Ward Hey Alice by Rachel Rose Mitchell Queen of Hearts by Jimmy Levy Queen of Hearts by We the Kings Queen of Hearts (Acoustic) by We the Kings Rabbit Heart (Raise it Up) by Florence and the Machine Wonderland by Natalia Kills C’mon by Panic! At the Disco and Fun My Bad Alice by The Jenova Collective Rabbit Hole by AViVA Heads Will Roll by Yeah Yeah Yeahs raBIThole by SawanoHiroyuki[nZk] Feat. Yosh (Hiroyuki Sawano) Welcome to Wonderland by Anson Seabra Dear Alice by arai tasaku Dear Alice (Rainy Days) by arai tasaku Alice by Lady Gaga Wonderland (My Name is Alice) by Alice Chater Wicked Wonderland by Martin Tungevaag Wonderland by Roxen and Alexander Rybak Wonderland by Dreamcatcher Queen of Hearts by Starla Edney Queen of Hearts by Lauren Alaina

ROCK/ALTERNATIVE/METAL

The Rabbit Hole by In This Moment Off With Her Head by Icon For Hire White Rabbit by Egypt Central Queen of Hearts by Saxon Red Queen by Area 11 Red Queen (Acoustic) by Area 11 Alice by Ice Nine Kills Storytime by Nightwish Wonderland by Sounds Like Harmony Mad Hatter by Avenged Sevenfold We’re All Mad Here (Welcome to the Crew) by The Unlikely Hero Alice, Alice by Victim Effect Looking Glass by The Birthday Massacre Back to Wonderland by The Awakening Malice in Wonderland by Dissonants Alice by Sisters of Mercy Looking Glass by Hypnogaja Feelin’ Fuzzy by Black Stone Cherry I Am the Walrus by The Beatles

FOLK (I think??)

Rabbit Hole by Emma Wallace Alice in Wonderland by Emma Wallace We’re All Mad Here by Emma Wallace The Red Queen by Steam Powered Giraffe Queen of Hearts by The Unthanks Cheshire Kitten (We’re All Mad Here) by S. J. Tucker Jabberwocky by Erutan Tarts by Erutan Jabberwocky by OMNIA The Girl That’s Never Been by Escape Key Drink Me by Anna Nalick

INSTRUMENTALS

Alice in Wonderland by Marc Jungermann Finding Alice by Marc Jungerman Finding Alice (Piano Version) by Marc Jungermann Through the Looking Glass by Marc Jungermann The Glass Alice by The Enigma TNG Revenge of Alice by The Enigma TNG Alice vs Anastasia by The Enigma TNG Down the Rabbit Hole by Myuu Wasted Wonderland by Myuu Wasted Wonderland (Piano Version) by Myuu Rabbit Hole by Shady Cicada (skip to 1:40) Madwoman’s Waltz by Rachel Rose Mitchell (AKA Rachel Macwhirter) traveller in the wonderland by Susumu Yokota Maeva in Wonderland by Ibrahim Maalouf

WONDERLAND MUSICAL

Down the Rabbit Hole by Janet Dacal, Wonderland Ensemble Welcome to Wonderland by Janet Dacal, Karen Mason, Edward Staudenmayer, Danny Stiles, Kate Shindle, Wonderland Ensemble The Mad Hatter by Kate Shindle, Wonderland Ensemble Through the Looking Glass by Janet Dacal, Darren Ritchie, Jose Llana, E. Clayton Cornelious, Edward Staudenmayer, Wonderland Ensemble I Will Prevail by Kate Shindle, Wonderland Ensemble Off With Their Heads by Karen Mason, Wonderland Ensemble Finding Wonderland by Janet Dacal · Wonderland Ensemble

VIDEO GAMES

Welcome to Wonderland (from Kingdom Hearts) by Yoko Shimamura To Our Surprise (from Kingdom Hearts) by Yoko Shimamura Welcome to Wonderland (from Kingdom Hearts) by TPR (cover) To Our Surprise (from Kingdom Hearts) by TPR (cover) Wonderland (from Kingdom Hearts) by Project Destati (cover) Main Theme (from Alice: Madness Returns) by Marshall Crutcher Vale of Tears (from Alice: Madness Returns) by Jason Tai Murdered (from Alicemare) by △○□× (Miwashiba) Playing With Dolls (from Alicemare) by △○□× (Miwashiba) Alice in Childrenland (from Danganronpa: Ultra Despair Girls) by Masafumi Takada Follow the White Rabbit (from Crash Fever) by Hiroyoshi Kato Follow the White Rabbit - Christmas Version Follow the White Rabbit - New Year Version Follow the White Rabbit - Rock Dance Version Follow the White Rabbit - Luxury Version Follow the White Rabbit - Egypt Version Alice in the ALICE (from Crash Fever) by Hiroyoshi Kato Alice in the ALICE - Battle Version Alice in the ALICE - New Year Version Alice in the ALICE - 8bit Version Alice in the ALICE - Halloween Version Alice in the ALICE - Christmas Version Alice in Chinese New Year Alice in the ALICE - Classic Version by Keisuke Ito Alice Dreamin’ School (from Crash Fever) by Junichi Shimizu and Ami Komine Wonderful Wonder World (from Heart no Kuni no Alice) by Hisano Wonderful Wonder World -CLOVER- (from Clover no Kuni no Alice) by Hisano Wonderful Wonder World ~Joker~ (from Joker no Kuni no Alice) by Hisano Wonderful Wonder World ~Mirror~ (from Diamond no Kuni no Alice) by Hisano Wonderful Wonder World ~Twin~ (from Heart no Kuni no Alice ~Wonderful Twin World~) by Hisano

ANIME

Parallel Hearts (from Pandora Hearts) by FictionJunction Maze (from Pandora Hearts) by Savage Genius  Watashi o Mitsukete (from Pandora Hearts) by Savage Genius Wonder Drive (from Alice & Zoroku) by Oresama Chant (from Alice & Zoroku) by Toi Toy Toi Pikapika no Taiyou (from Gakuen Alice) by Kana Ueda Shiawase no Niji (from Gakuen Alice) by Kana Ueda and Rie Kugimiya

VOCALOID

Hitobashira Alice (Alice of Human Sacrifice) by Yugami-P Hitobashira Alice Re:A Version by Yugami-P Alice in Wonderland by Machigerita-P Hateful Wonderland by Machigerita-P Wonderland by LuvP Palmtop Wonderland by nekobolo Alice in Musicland by OSTER Project Alice in N.Y. by Hitoshizuku × Yama△ Mr. Alice by Okka Alice Knocking on Hell’s Door by Waka Alice’s and My Wonderland by Lelele-P Queen of Hearts (Luka Ver.) by Kanon69 Queen of Hearts (Luz ver.) by Kanon69 The Mad Hatter by Tour Potato-Head in Wonderland by Utsu-P Undead Alice by DECO*27 Alice in the Freezer (IA ver.) by Orangestar Alice in the Freezer (MARY ver.) by Orangestar Alice in Dreamland by MazoP ALICE O’CLOCK by KISARA

[emmeryn-whatcha-say]

The stuff your father says cracks me up, he’s the best.

my father is a national treasure and should be protected

he also should be a Disney Imagineer Disney plz hire him

[tildetanuki]

@ Disney plz hire me

[clarisimart]

Plz hire me Disney, I will work for coffee and plushes

The planned series’ animated status means it would be that much easier to rope in talent from the movies (because the show will draw primarily from the MCU), so we can potentially expect the likes of Chris Evans and Tom Hiddleston – already attached to a Loki show on the service – giving voice to their iconic characters.