#pluto’s orbit

[the1bidding]

need to sleep but also need to tell everyone the kind of pets everyone would like:

Damien: he loves loves cats and he would own so many of them if they loved him back. It’s like he naturally repels them it’s really awful for him

Red: loves big dogs because they’re adorable and cool as fuck. Also they scare people she doesn’t like away and she can name it Lucy :)

Christophe: fucks heavily with small animals. He loves hedgehogs and rabbits and whenever he gets the opportunity to take care of some he’ll jump at it

Estella: she doesn’t really care for animals or having pets, but she likes bats well enough. They’re nocturnal and don’t bother her

Cosette: has a strange connection with armadillos. She also likes possums and used to take care of one named Babe before she had to let her go

Gregory: he likes small dogs and is super afraid of big ones. Smaller ones are just cuter and more cuddly to him but he’s got a lot of those scars for a reason unfortunately

Jimmy: he likes snakes!!! they’ve just got so much variety and they’re so mysterious and cool looking that he just wants one (or a lot of possible)

Mark: he’s more partial to smaller animals as well, as he isn’t well experienced in taking care of anything bigger than a squirrel. Squirrels are literally his best friend

Rebecca: she loves lizards and turtles. They’re just the littlest guys to her and they’re trying to make it in this tough world just like she is

Phillip: doesn’t care for animals too much at all. It could even be said that they get in his way considering his living situation, so he generally thinks of them as a nuisance

[sahrii]

¡! orbiting pluto ❞

osamu miya

❝ cause i’ve waited and watered my heart till it grew, you can see how it’s blossomed for you ❞

synopsis ! she mistakes him for his twin, and he plays along till he doesn’t.

in other words ! he was always used to coming second to best. she was always scared of being alone. he was pluto, distant and overlooked. she was an orbit, always moving but never still. but one day, she crosses the wrong path, which doesn’t turn out to be that wrong because she ended up orbiting him. gravity wanted them to be together. gravity wanted to rewrite their stars.

contents and warnings ! fem!reader, strangers to lovers, university au, smau, kind of canon but also not really? angst, a lot of insecurities, maybe a lot of angst (?), really cheesy i think, kms/kys jokes, swearing, fluff, tooth aching fluff hehe, maybe a lot of mitski references.

will be updated as i post more chapters.

15.12.24–tba.

profiles ! ‘“can hinata shut up for a sec’”, ‘“can i cook or am i cooked’”

[✰ denotes the written chapters. chapters that are mixed will still have ✰ besides them]

chapters !

⋆⭒˚.⋆ prologue ✰

⋆⭒˚.⋆ chapter 1 — gravity’s collision ✰

sub chapter 1.1 — my wallet!

⋆⭒˚.⋆ chapter 2 — when orbits cross

⋆⭒˚.⋆ chapter 3 — quiet offerings beneath the moon

tba!

[chapter names are bound to change later, and more chapters will be added. chapters may have sub chapters as well.]

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special tag ! @cherrysurf (as promised you were the first 🙂‍↕️💗)

i would really appreciate likes, comments and reblogs! and i hope this turns out to be enjoyable for you,

lots of love, sahri :]

[tedloganshairclips]

don't worry about it, wormie

[occasionaltouhou]

this sounds good as hell actually anyone wanna collab with me to make a touhou fangame

[thef1amingcat]

Drew this silly lil guy

Silly guy by @weird-king-eli

[dectech]

We all know about the fuss around Pluto, how many decry its "demotion" to a dwarf planet, and how it's still an honorary planet in the hearts of many, and I totally get it, but I don't think any of you out there are taking it far enough.

What about the rest of the so-called "dwarf" planets, huh? where's their justice? what about Ceres? Haumea? Makemake? Eris? fucking Quaoar?! why have just eight planets when you can have 18?! Why only invite Pluto to the party if you're already gonna expand the guest's list?!

you know what should be "demoted"? fucking Phobos and Deimos, the two "moons" of Mars. these two motherfuckers are proof that the barrier-to-entry for moons is too low. they're barely visible, they don't effect mars in any meaningful way, they aren't even round since they aren't big enough to round themselves under their own gravity, and one of them isn't even in a stable orbit of Mars! Phobos is gonna get ripped apart by mars' gravity in just a few dozen million years!

the concept of a "Dwarf Moon" is too good for them. they should be called, like, sateloids or something. Lunoids at most. fuck em

[this-blog-needs-a-new-name]

So this happen 🙈

[rzc11]

The Planets

[yellowmagicalgirl]

Geophysicist: *calls Pluto a moon* Me: What the fuck did you just fucking say about Pluto, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals...

[flame-shadow]

Pluto and Charon

[the-paris-of-people]

okay but I am legitimately having the worst week personally and feeling super depressed and insecure but also it's election week? are you kidding me.

[the1bidding]

Jimmy the doomed darling of the narrative you sweet summer child

[sahrii]

¡! orbiting pluto ❞

osamu miya x fem!reader m.list warnings! smau only chapter, osamu and yn text!, platonic joke w akaashi, mentions of ex, cussing

❛I glow pink in the night in my room, I've been blossoming alone over you❜ - pink in the night by mitski

chapter 2.00 - when orbits cross !

ﾟ｡⋆☾ extras !

⋆ y/n was kicking her feet when she realised that “atsumu” texted her. she literally thought woah this is fate we’re meant to be

⋆osamu wanted to ask her to go to a coffee shop/restaurant as a date!!! but when she said park near campus and only for a few minutes he kind of got self conscious, thought he was moving way too fast and gave in and agreed for the park plan

⋆ kuroo changed his password right after tsukki posted that tweet, not bc he doesn’t want anyone to see the pic who took of y/n’s wallet, but bc kuroo kept secret random pictures of akaashi, bokuto and hinata for blackmail purposes (that’s kuroo for you) and his phone was gonna get burnt if they discovered that

⋆ hinata was actually so proud of the wallets he found and ended up getting the frog one for himself when he discovered that y/n found her wallet

⋆ a chill ran down akaashi’s spine when y/n retweeted his tweet, he thought he won’t be able to sleep that night

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enjoy <333

[tickfleato]

god its been so long since ive done uhh... one of my more drastic methods of fixing my sleep schedule (all-nighter + all-dayer) and i forgot sleep deprivation does kinda fun things to my brain when im past the Bad Mentally Ill part of it. they should make drugs that make you feel like the good part of being sleep deprived. i'm vibing

[fabulousatlas]

0.9999….. = 1 is the “Pluto is not a planet” of mathematics

[piratesexmachine420]

The whole "Send your remains into heliocentric orbit for several thousand real american dollars" bullshit drives me crazy. Your remains are gonna be in a heliocentric orbit no matter what you do -- that's where the Earth is. The remains of every human being who has every died (with the exception of Clyde Tombaugh) are orbiting the Sun -- because they're still in the damn solar system.