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[swftlore]

i feel like we should be able to look through our tumblr likes by tags. i dont like scrolling through my thousand liked posts. my fingers are tired. :/.

[ameliadoesstuff]

ninjago & taylor swift lyrics

[roseworth]

so many of my drafts rn are just "polls i want to make once i actually get polls"

[tartigglez]

Hello tunblr user that I have NEVER spoken to before

Can I pretty please request dragon!zhongli doing dragon!Zhongli things

Like hoarding shiny things, and having a tail and hating random plants and squid 😭😭😭😭 idk I’m just hoping that something in this magically inspires your brain BUT feel free to ignore me

(I also really wanted to initiate ur ask box lol)

~ 🌷 anon <3

Why hello there tumblr user who i have also never spoken to! i hope this is uh,,, acceptable.

it was so hard to find a title for this oml

"my natural form...?"

zhongli x gn!reader

genre: fluff, pure unfiltered fluffiness, such fluff, many fluffitude

word count: 500-ish

tags: retail addict zhong bc we love to see it, possessive zhong, zhong hates fish zhong, protective zhong (hes a cutie patootie guys omgomomgomgomgogmogmHDKAJH), venti makes a cameo/reader is a traveller but not tHE traveller bc THEYRE MINORS I REFUSE TO WRITE THAT. thats kinda it

tw/cw: possessive dragon boi, it lowkey seems like lightly toxic behaviour but i think thats it

a/n: i wrote a little smol bit of this every night this week so its maybe a bit disjointed but whatever. this was fun to write ty tulip bb. zhongli is the cutest im so sOFT FOR THIS MAN AAAA. also send me asks, ples, pls, plsssssssss, pls.

dragon!zhongli who will buy pretty things without even realising that he quite literally has a retail addiction. will put things in random places in your house then get really confused when you move them. he keeps closely monitored stock of everything.

“darling, have you seen my golden vase anywhere”

“which golden vase?” 

“the one i purchased last week, at the market”

“i put flowers in it, it’s in the kitchen”

“okay, okay, good”

“you seem awfully worried about it”

“i am not, i simply… wished to know where it was… is all.”

“i see.”

dragon!zhongli who is lowkey possessive over you but refuses to admit it, also he feels that jealousy is not a good shade on him. But he’s a dragon, and you’re his most prized treasure, so it is only natural to him to protect you, right? it can’t be helped. he's got a really good sense of smell, so he can always tell who you’ve been around in the past few hours, but won’t tell you because he's afraid it’ll freak you out. 

(side note: he totally loves your scent and will compliment you on it all the time, like he’ll bury his head in your neck to calm himself down omg)

“my dear, who was with you earlier?”

“the guild had me teleport to mondstadt for a commission, why?”

“nothing my love, i simply- nevermind”

you look him in the eyes doubtfully

“tell.” 

“alright. you were with the anemo archon, yes?”

“i was. i was sent out to windrise to fight some hilichurls, i ran into him and he helped me defeat them, why?” 

“nothing, darling. the hilichurls didn’t hurt you, did they?”

“when has a hilichurl ever hurt me?”

“it is difficult to argue with that logic.”

dragon!zhongli who despite literally creating the harbour, refuses to go near the markets. he cannot stand the smell of the seafood that the merchants sell, so despite trying to “blend in” whilst in his mortal form, he will rarely be sighted outside the innermost parts of the city. 

“li’”

“yes, dear?”

“shall we take a stroll by the harbour? i have a free hour this afternoon and we should spend some time together. i haven’t spent much time with you this week, and i've missed you.”

“i have missed you too, love, however i think that-”

“you think?”

“i think that it is rather cold, down by the harbour. Shall we go to the teahouse instead?”

dragon!zhongli who is unconsciously protective of you in his sleep. he will wrap his tail around your form when cuddling, as a literal natural response. puts it around your waist and between your arms whilst spooning you so you can hug it like a teddy bear whilst he puts little kisses on your shoulders as you doze off. tells you the stories of years gone by as you sleep to vent his worries.

“li’”

“darling?”

“tell a story”

“must i?”

“yes, you must!”

“very well my dear, close your eyes.”

[lookismaddict]

Lookism Chapter 430 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

I ALREADY KNOW EVERYBODY ON TUMBLR IS GOING CRAZY OVER THIS CHAPTER RN. I STG. 💀💀💀💀 (But same guys… 👀) AND HERE ARE THE REASONS:

Honestly, all of us in this chapter because it’s gonna be a DOOZYYY. 🤭

Oh boy. Back to this photo again.

I kinda already had a feeling this was the case because why did Charles freak out during that time when he visited Daniel?

Ooooooo, new ally? 🤔

Uhhhhh…. 😬

SURE JAMES… YOU MAY LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL, BUT I FOR SOME REASON DON’T TRUST YOU. AFTER THAT LITTLE STUNT YOU PULLED WITH THE WORKERS AND YOU BETRAYED CHARLES CHOI, I DUNNO… KINDA FISHY TO ME. 😑 (I have a feeling he’s going to betray Daniel… maybe. Idk that’s just my hunch.)

Uh ha ha, Mr. James Lee… WE KNOW WHERE THIS MAN IS AT!! 

DANIEL I DON’T TRUST JAMES. PLSSSSSSSSS NOOOOO. NOT YET.

Bruv. LMAAOOOOO NICE SAVE, IG. James be like, “Uh... ok?” 💀

Oh god, oh god, oh god oh god... Jake and Lineman....

Bro, I bet most people forgot that this was a war amongst TEENAGERS. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The crazy eyes, bruh. I cannot... 😬 

Awww, Ryuhei... 😭 Missing Samuel. ❤️

Literally Ryuhei @ Samuel Seo:

HELLOOOOOOO????? PTJ????? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT PANEL, SIR. IT WAS YOUR DECISION TO DRAW THAT. WHY DOES HE HAVE A GAG, AND WHO’S IS IT???? KINKY ASS- 👁👄👁 

BRUHHHH IM SCREEEAAAAMMMINGGGSAHJDKFHLDJ!!!!!!!

HELLO??? NEW GIRL CRUSH???? 👀👀👀👀

Oh...

Well I expected that she was working for them. Sorry Samuel, ya done now- 

Oh... x2 Poor Johan, Samuel, and Daniel bruh. R.I.P. Ayo, Workers First Affiliate???? HOLD ON NOW-

DANIEL BEING THE BOSS ASS BITCH THAT HE IS!!!!! YESSSSS KIIIIINNNGGGG. YOU GO AND MAKE YOUR OWN CREW AND THEN GO BEAT THEIR ASSES!!! 😤😤😤 (Even though I believe that’s what Gun wanted from him in the first place from that one chapter.) ALSO DAMN, LOOK AT DANIEL’S MUSCULAR YET BROAD BACK. MODEL MUCH? 😩😩

THE 3 BIG J’S ARE BACKKKK!!!!!!!!  I GOT CHILLS, BUT IN A GOOD WAY.

WAIT, DANIEL. IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS??????? PLSSSSSSSSSS

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *VELOCIRAPTOR SCREECHES* OMGGGGGG!!!!! JAAAAAYYYYYY, OUR KING IS BAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!! IM CRYING, PISSING, AND SHITTING MYSELF RN. OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN FUCKING HEARD, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😫😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD BRUH, I CANT. IM SOBBING RN. YOU DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE THIS MAN AFTER 200+ CHAPTERS. 

OHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT. ANOTHER MEMBER TOO? WHO IS ITTTTT???????? 

Bruh. I’m betting it’s the Hudson dude who Daniel fought with. If not, then I’m guessing Vin Jin. OR TAESOO MA. Those are my two guesses. PERO OVERALL, THIS MF CHAPTER ASDGHFASKJDFHASKJFHSADKHJF. SO MUCH WAS GOING ON HERE. I feel bad for Big Deal for being forced into hiding like that. I just hope that they join with Daniel’s crew eventually so that they can beat the Workers. Also, free ya bois Samuel, Johan, and Daniel’s 2nd body. They really need it rn. 😔���🏽 AND WE GET TO FINALLY SEE JAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! OUR SOFT KING.  DANIEL PARK’S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. 😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕 I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE. SHIT IS GONNA KEEP GETTING INTERESTING FROM HERE ON OUT. 

(ALSO, I’M SORRY THAT THERE’S LESS MEMES IN THIS CHAPTER. THERE’S TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING AND I CAN’T SEEM TO THINK OF GOOD IDEAS BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL MOSTLY SERIOUS.) 

[slowtovvn]

Tumblr plsssssssss plsssss

[beatriceportinari]

tumblr post my videooooooo plsssssssss

[onewingedangels]

tumblr let me upload gifs u piece of shit working website <3

[glossierluke]

the way that i keep on checking my followers and its increasing again bc i’m no longer shadowbanned yay and people can see my blog again 🥳🥳

[1kook]

SIX INCHES SMALL MANE WHAG MH VAGUNA JUST CRAMPED UP EVEN THUNINF ANOUT ANTTHING LARGER THAN 6 INCHES the largest I’ve had was probably like 7-8 and omfggggyyg THAT SHIT HURTED we were just like ok I will ride so I can control how much goes in and STILL IT FELT LIKE MY CERVUX WAS BRUISED FOR WEEKS

ASKS LIKE THESE THE REASON THEY PUT IS IN POST LIMIT JAIL UR HORNEE FREAK!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[i-could-light-the-night-up]

Mack, and bug, what the fuck. I don’t wanna simp again. Plsssssss 🙏/j ( ily )

PLSSSSSSSSS

I was scrolling through tumblr and saw cloud. And went

Ajywyhabduwiaopakxjsuz. You guys are mean /j

Mod Mack: Bug did the creation, I did the art. We really are a joint effort for some hot ocs. Cloud is one of my favourites though, solely because hngnhngngn muscle.,.,.,.

[nothinglastsforeverworld]

Oggi sono tornata dopo secoli su tumblr..

Qualcuno ha qualcosa da chiedermi? Mi fate passare il tempo plsssssssss🥺

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

im sorry drea but i laughed

(also sad bc NONE of my asks ave gone through??? tumblr is being a bitch)

honey x

PLSSSSSSSSS

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

Wassup - I mean [clears throats]

Dear God, It's me, Kaleb, ya boy. Well um, you know how I've been praying for certain tumblr posts to manifest in real life. Can you add this to the list? Pls plz plz. I don't ask for much. Sorry for lying. But plsssssssss

hey (with the intention of reaching over and touching you like a prayer for which no words exist causing your heart to take root in your body like you’ve discovered something you don’t even have a name for)

[chittapornswife]

i tried to send this but idk if it sent so i copy paste anywya: it's almst 3am n i'm sleepi but ye i meant he's chunky he's biig boi and u calle dme sweetheart it's 🚀🚀🚀 soft hours i lOVE cute nicknames fl,jshdfkjsa have a good night q-t 3.14 💖💓❤ ✊😔 i don't gotta do this but i ship u with uhhhhhh ten but also like may🐝 lol maybee jungwoo?? cause ur both super cute & sweet & bubbly ye jungwoo okay gnight ily -🐝 I ALMOST FORGOT ANON

It didn’t send :(( @ tumblr ur system is WACK >:((

Freddie our chunky big boi we love u man🥺✌🏼♥️

I have a whole list of cute nicknames waiting just for you😎🤘🏼

Okay I’m so dumb that I was like “wait why is she calling me q-t 3.14?? Like 3.14 represents pi but what is that supposed to mean??” Until I was like wait. LOL aight don’t mind me n my dumdumness😳

TENNNNNNN pls okay u just made my whole day bc mr. tenny tenten& his dumb dorky ass just- :’)

JUNGWOOO PLSSSSSSSSS WHY AM I YELLING HARDER OVER THIS DJDJDJDN ever since I heard rumours about Jungwoo the 98 liner way back in the day, I was like “he is my friend😳✊🏼” and then when he was shown in smrookies then later on debuted in boss he’s just been my lil cutie pie whom I’d give the whole wide world to🥺 so really he was in my top 3 favs before hendery came along but Jungwoo is still really really close to my heart like I just love him🥺 but u calling me sweet & bubbly we goin👇🏼

🚑🚑🏩

But I love you and hope you have a great day!♥️✨♥️

[poorguysheadisdoingwhatnow]

Spot headcanons plsssssssss :)

i’ve been hoping someone would ask for him and I’m glad it’s you lol

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod

-pretty much anything by twenty one pilots

-Spot secretly listens to ed sheeran because he is a soft boi at heart and ed sheeran is amazing

-warriors by imagine dragons

the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to

-Spot has been known to fall asleep in central park in the middle of the day (only once, he drank too many energy drinks and crashed, Race took pictures, and Spot vowed to never sleep again...”ever?” “no, I’ll survive on redbull and spite”)

the game they'd destroy everyone else at

-he’s really good at strategy games like othello and risk

the emoticon they’d use most often

- he uses the :/ emoji a lot, mostly to Race when he sends him a questionable meme

what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep

-Spot is a super grumpy boy if he doesn’t get enough sleep (which is often) and no one should even consider talking to him until he’s had at least 3 redbulls in rapid succession 

their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.

-a very wise tumblr user once told me that he loves salted caramel white chocolate mochas (but only when he’s alone lol)

how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump

-Spot likes to hike and will drive until he finds a hiking trail (he can go for hours just walking in the woods)

what they wanted to be when they grew up

-he wanted to be a park ranger (again, he likes hiking) but he loves new york too much to leave

their favorite kind of weather

-Spot lives for those days where it’s cloudy and chilly but not raining, and the air feels heavy 

thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)

-no one has ever heard Spot sing, and he plans on keeping it that way

how/what they like to draw or doodle

-he’s actually a pretty decent artist, and he prefers to draw hands the most (which infuriates Jack because hands are one of the things he has trouble with and Spot’s are better than his)