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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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Dreamed about yelling at my dad again

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My boobs are so huge my back is avtually hurting cause of it

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Can only listen to slowtown once a month cause i cry everytime

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read a book in 24 hours slay

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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

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AITA for not wanting my roommate to use my toothbrush?

Hi reddit. A few days ago I (NB27) was getting ready for work when I caught my roommate (NB27) in the bathroom brushing their teeth with my toothbrush. I got really mad at them for this, but they didn't think it was a big deal and said I was overreacting.

Their logic was that because they were my exact duplicate all our germs are basically the same anyway so it's basically like just one person brushing their teeth twice. But my opinion was that we became "different people" one year ago, when they woke up in my bed beside me one morning without any explanation. But this made them mad because they said from their perspective I was the one who woke up in their bed one morning without any explanation, and they accused me of claiming to be the original again. Things got really heated after this but neither of us was able to kill the other because our abilities were perfectly matched so we basically just declared stalemate like usual.

This whole ordeal had been especially disconcerting to me because up until this point there have been no real points of divergence in our personalities. Every time we have made a decision we would both make the same choice, all of our opinions and beliefs have been identical, and any time we converse it's difficult because we keep trying to say the same thing at the same time. So for us to disagree on anything is unexpected let alone something this big. I was hoping to use this as a clue to help prove I was the original but unfortunately none of my friends or family can remember my stance on toothbrush clone sharing so I was out of luck there.

Anyway they still keep using my toothbrush even though there's another one there because they "like the blue one more than the purple one" but the blue one is mine!!! I really don't think its unreasonable to ask them to use a different toothbrush here, especially since I was here first. AITA?

EDIT: mods this thread isn't a duplicate, they just posted the same topic from their perspective at the exact same time that i posted mine. stop flagging this for deletion.

EDIT 2: I can't believe I have to say this, but a perfect copy of dubious origin is a completely different category of person to a twin!! None of the social dynamics are the same, you can't draw equivalences between them. So when we have sex it is NOT incest. Can we please stay on topic here?

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last time i was in oregon we got free energy drink-flavored blunt wraps and they make my mouth numb so im pretty sure im patient zero for a new synthetic drug that makes you insane

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Christmas isnt even freezing..........................

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yo my bf just showed me the level of concern music video bc I missed it and. UH? <- their ass cried

God its such a covid time capsule

Did you see the gamer awards preformance?

https://youtu.be/-MPvsxsH5c8?si=JfpwRWBMLCws5nAm

@2:15

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i should be freezing to death or being eaten by a fucking wolf in a russian fairy tale, tbh

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Helllllo to the gay peolple in my phone

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wrong blog gotta put myself down now

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Marvel rivals looks fun in the way that starting overwatch was fun cause it was so unbalanced. Alas id sooner die than play a marvel ip.

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TODAY

PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDERS

Friday!

2pm pst Chapter 2 of the communist manifesto.

5pm drunk citizenship test!