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i could never live in a world without light <3
guys self timer slays
#if my gf doesn't watch deathnote soon and cosplay light istg#pls. babe you can do this#its not that long#and it's so good#cosplay#cosplayer#costume#artists on tumblr#photography#photoshoot#winter cosplay#misa amane cosplay#death note#deathnote#deathnote cosplay#death note cosplay#misa cosplay#misa amane
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When bae is angry at you
#godzilla x kong: the new empire#godzilla#mothra#kong#godzilla x mothra#mothzilla#mosugoji#when the love of your life your queen your bae your wife is PISSED#whoa Goji you gon done it my dude#mothra would be like:#WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!#I WAS GONE FOR 5MIN (in kaiju time ig?) AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE THE FIRST THING I WAKE UP?!?!#YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!!#I love you and I missed you tons#BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGRY!!#And Goji would be like: āBabe im sorry pls calm down my love pls i can explainā#anyway Goji was HELLA HAPPY TO SEE HER HHHHHHH#Mothzilla is canon ya'll#it's canon....#do not repost#my art
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Teacherās pet š
#uhm hi excuse me professor??? do you have a minute?#yeah hi Iām so sorry to bother you *closes door behind me*#I was just hoping to talk to you about my gradesā¦. as you know theyāve been dropping a little bit#you are such a great teacherā¦.. Iāve just been getting a little distracted during class šš«£#I promise Iām a hard worker and Iām super duper serious about doing whatever I can to get an A#Iām willing to do āØanythingāØ you can think of š#I want to wear this for someone and do a student/teacher rp š«£š«£š«£š«£#me#mine#rosicheeks#curvy#thicc#babe#send me love pls
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pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.
(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)
#svsss#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#SQQ: building his found family on QJP and Plotting#LBH: idk off sniffing rocks somewhere while on one of his protagonist adventures#i say im pouring one out for him but in reality im laughing at him. sorry my guy you are just NOT my priority. be a better peak lord#tell your disciples to stop with the institutionalized peak hierarchy and the internal political intrigue and MAYBE we'll talk#oh he cant hear me he's wearing airpods. welp. *stares at LQG and YQY* more SQQ time for you then!#its funny because i do love bingqiu i just decided to write a fic exploring a roleswap concept i saw where LBH wasnt a good peak lord#and the concept itself didnt explore what consequences might occur if LBH was as inactive a PL as LQG was before redeeming him#like if BZP can go lord of the flies while unsupervised what happens if you leave QJP the same way?? political court intrigue and sabotage#being the protagonist and going on many adventures is great and all.... if you aren't tied down with the responsibilities of a peak lord.#binghe. binghe. binghe. binghe. your head disciple has instated a hierarchy on your peak and routinely sabotages the cultivation of the#junior disciples by actively disrupting their learning by sending them off to do menial chores that should be distributed equally across#the peak. binghe. he's gonna get someone killed. binghe. BINGHE. you're inadvertently creating a generation of cultivators who harbor#resentment against you specifically bc you failed to care and protect them as their shizun. BINGHE. DO YOU HEAR ME? BINGHE#oop. i guess not. SQQ time to organize a covert resistance group. i mean a secret study group that also doubles as an organization dedicate#to ruining Li Tao's reputation and standing amongst the rest of the sect. by boys! have fun storming the castle!#tldr unsweetened lemonade is: 'i force SQQ into a position of no power where keeping his head down is not an option bc neither the system#+ nor his surrounding peakmates will let him fade into the BG. and there's no LBH around for him to wifebeam into the Fave Disciple spot'#its also a 'SY and SJ are the same person' fic bc i love the trope and having a disciple SY where he's also SJ is such a specific niche#that i'll just have to write it myself in order to see it. im having a blast with it. im gonna give him SO much found family.#liushen and yueshen(? qijiu?) are fighting for 1st while poor bingqiu is trying to claw its way out of 3rd with minimal success#good fucking luck babe you gotta fight SQQ's seven evil disciples first. THEN you gotta fight Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan.#and then you gotta fight me. romance isnt even in the cards for this fic they're fighting for the SUBTEXT.#roll for disadvantge binghe
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Never underestimate the average voters women-hating tendencies
#what a fucking joke#i know most of my followers are usamerican so babes pls do whatever you can to stay safe#life is still worth living despite the the citcunstances#chubsette talks
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actually it's really offensive that i can't give rodney mckay a god complex
#lemme worship that man#i would encourage him to make the Worst Decisions#he'd be so fucking dangerous#like omg babe you blew up a solar system??? can you do it again šššš#show me how smart and destructive that brain of yours is šššš#hes sooooooooo hot#and i want to worship the ground he walks on#let me kiss his feet#pls#i WANT TO#i deserve it actually!!!!!#and so does rodney tbh#let that man have a god complex#he deserves to be worshiped#i said what i said#this is a rodney mckay account first and foremost#divinity kink#rodney mckay#sga#stargate atlantis
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clown jumpscare on the dash. the clown is me. i had this whole essay written out but i decided not to post that bc i am allergic to being perceived and to ever share what's going on with me. sorry chat if i were a character in a show or book i'd be the one the fans would psycho-analyze and decide that 'he'd rather have his nails pulled out one by one than share his feelings tf???' does that mean i'd be the dreaded fan fav?? having the most outrageous takes written about me??? i am joking. but also i am not. as in i am not joking about not wanting to share beyond the bare minimum on the dash right now. gotta keep up my clown face after all JHSABJKDDF anyway!! let me be srs for just a second: the one thing i will share is that i feel so burnt out. and that in turn makes me feel so icky when i log in here. i don't know what it is but i've been on a sort of semi-hiatus for 4 months alrdy and nothing really changed. i want to write here but i also don't want to. it's sickening honestly. i am going to put this blog on an official hiatus rn when it comes to ic writing until i know what to do. you're free to unfollow bc i really don't know when i'll be writing here and i hate saying that i will and then end up not doing anything. save for maybe writing some meta posts once in a blue moon, i don't think i'll be doing much. and even that i can't promise at this point. all this to say that i'll continue to be very scarce for a while. or i'll just remake. it's all up in the air for now. we'll see what future me decides.
#out of the netherā ooc ā§#also to anyone that checked in on me: thank you so much fr!!#sorry for disappearing JHSDBJJ i am so slow with responding but i will!! soon!!#that meme with jlo and ... i keep forgetting his name is just so ... me-coded idk how to explain it#HJSDAJKFK i am haunted by the time i accidentally called him rupaul ... while i meant to say paul rudd...#and i was STILL wrong bc apprntly that's NOT his name ā all these men look the same to me not rupaul tho#like i am so sorry queen forgive me that was my mistake š#sjadhjka while i was away i lit set up 3+ mock blogs ..... š. and some random carrds bc i was like 'what if ...'#i still want to write some canon muses tho. srsly i WANT to but the idea of writing canon muses ... idk people are so intense about some#characters fr. and not in a good way. it makes me so ??? like pls. chill out i beg ā it's not that srs babes#anyway my current fixation is someone from a gacha name that we won't name but he's testing my resolve so bad#he and some others. including a mother(tm). i can still hear her adsfuhhakj sorry these tags have lit NOTHING to do with my initial post š#to anyone that knows me you know it takes me a literal year before i commit to anything. it took me a YEAR and a half#before i made an oc multi after yapping about it for so long. the same is happening to the canon multi#i've been saying this for almost a year too .... so ?? uuhm y eah. but also i have these two new oc's i really wanna write. but another#solo blog?? i cannot handle that. esp bc elyon is STILL in jail and i need to get them out of there asap. the loml. my cunty mage.#queen. horror incarnate. when i say i have a bias and i mention my oc's and it's not elyon? i am lying and u should put me down immediately#.. only isolde comes close to the favored bias. the rest of my muses have to settle for being 2nd sdhjafkjf#but fr. elyon has a special place in my heart. i love them sm. even when i don't write them i /always/ think about them#the rare times i think about fandom verses for my oc's elyon is the ONLY one that comes to mind. they're always on my mind. unmatched!#me mentioning elyon here fully knowing only some moots know who they are. it's ok SJKDAHJKF i have been gatekeeping them for a while ..#bc shit was getting weird.... ANYWAY!! i yap too much fr. enough with these tags. i am gonna go and try to catch up with some dm's#that have been marinating for .... uhm ... y eah. some time JHSDJK#i hope you all have a good day today!! šš
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"unspoken phannie rules" is funnee but tbh the phrase "unspoken rules" scares me shitless. Please speak your rules, I'm autistic and know none of them ever, like, EVER
#also if you tell me One thing like 'dont do this'/'dont speak this way to me' i will Not be able to apply your logic to other instances#sorry some of us are worse at unspoken rules than others even within auties#engage in good faith you guys. saw some concerning fandom posts (about other fandoms) that scared me today lol#'if you talk this way it tells me you hate me' kinda nonsense. babe I know none of the tones ever#you can tell me it about one thing and I'll still misspeak about something else tomorrow. pls support auties in fandom#in a Real Sense. accomodate our symptoms. engage in good faith#evem if you are Nd/autistic yourself. maybe there's something you Understandā¢ that I personally won't get no matter how i try
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oh this just keeps getting f*cking better. Joon Oh's older brother is like 'idk what the f*ck is wrong with you these days but you are on some wild sh*t. the only thing that you respond to is 'Kang Young Hwa' honestly i think we need to reassess this situation i can't keep letting you do this. if you're going to keep getting worse she's getting removed from her position' and ghost!Do Ha is like 'you take Young Hwa away from me???? you take her from my sight???? jail!!!!! jail for hyung for a thousand years'. then he just. yk. f*cks with the lights that's a completely normal thing to do imo
#tv: moon in the day#moon in the day#pyo ye jin#kim young dae#kdrama#local gay watches MITD.txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#it would not be complete without the dramatic ass performance afterwards. 'sure i'm sick. i'm terminally ill are you really going to do#this to me. i'm begging you can you just leave her where she is pls and ty'#uh babe i think you just outed yourself as not!Joon Oh. babe i think there are more important things to be worried about
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Okay so I wasnāt looking for spoilers but the fact that none of you warned be about that certain scene with Eddie and Marisol shame on you. Like yes I was aware of the bts pic of her in a robe and the doubling down on him being straight was a high possibility but none of you mentioned it actually happened
#eddie diaz#buddie#911 abc#anti Eddie/Marisol#like itās so awkward#and itās funny in a way cause Buck and Tommy are so amazing#and the chemistry feels so right and perfect along with the writing and than we have whatever the fuck this is anyway#EW!!!!!!! š¤®#can Eddie just be single forever pls like at this point I donāt care as long as I never have to see that again#anyway yeah#shame on you buddie fandom a jump scare warning would have been nice#we are doing that before I moved it š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤® like I get you have straight sex#literally stop enough enough enough- fat Amy vibes literally like shut the fuck il#up and Eddie oh Eddie the nester you are why babe#I know this was going to happen double down and stuff but really guys you are in your 30s calm tf down or something like do that shit off#screen so I donāt have to see it and can pretend it doesnāt happen thank you
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Today I want you to take a moment and be grateful if you have friends who fucking understand what burnout is and donāt get mad and lash out at you for not wanting to go out.
#the place in question is a bar (outdoors) aka no air conditioning#and today we reached 38Āŗ folks#they do barbecues (which I donāt like) therefore thereās smoke everywhere leaving you smelling like freaking ashes#so yeah sorry for being ātiredā babe#also sharing this here bc I am a people pleaser and saying no is so so exhausting and I didnāt cry but my neck did get all red so#i guess I need to let it all out somewhere#can this year just be over already pls pls pretty pls#i need a hug#preferably from park jimin#thank you
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if one more rich person treats me with disdain today i swear i am quitting
#its too early for this shit pls#i can spit in ur coffee did u know that#seriously i was being so nice and the bitch SCOFFED at me? and gave me the side eye#babe i was HELPING you#giving you helpful instructions why did you SCOFF#didn't your parents teach you MANNERS and idk HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE A HUMAN?#effie trinket was real lucky she didn't have to do customer service she would have two heart attacks a day
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a live visual of me supporting Keke Palmer circling the block to remind her baby daddy that his misogyny towards her was so unserious/classless by starring as a VIDEO GIRL IN USHERāS VIDEO šš©:
#Instagram#Keke Palmer#darius daulton#keke palmer#I would have never embarrassed you in public babe#keke#please dump his ass!#just because you are a mother doesnāt mean you canāt dress sexy#and no one should be with someone who thinks they can judge and dictate how you dress#and shame you online#twitter#pls dump him#the fact he didnāt do it in private if he had a problem is a š©#also the fact that he expects her to do what meets HIS standards for HIS reputation#View post#dump his ass#i've met people who think once you're in a relationship you aren't allowed to show off your body anymore#what kind of bullshit is that#my thoughts exactly#get his money up and not his funny up AHAHAHAHAHAHA#either way they are all in the wrong the deeper you go into this story#it's bad on all fronts and i feel sorry for no one#honestly you're keke fuckin palmer you don't gotta take this from NOBODY#DUMP THIS BUM#WHO EVEN IS DARIUS DAULTON#He should kill himself#if you cant handle a bad bitch DONT DATE THEM
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newsone_official When Darius Daulton Jackson, the father of Keke Palmerās recently born child, tweeted disapproving of the outfit she wore to see Usher in concert, he quickly found out that it wasnāt a good idea.
Fans flamed him for hours to the point where the Nope star actually deactivated his Twitter account before reactivating it and making it private. One of the funniest reoccurring jokes that everyoneās timelines had to see was the similarities between the situation and a certain episode of one of our favorite sitcoms of all time.
In the second episode of season two of The Boondocks which was titled āTom, Sarah and Usher,ā Sarah and Tom split after an unexpected appearance by Usher causes an infatuated Sarah to put on a girlish display at their anniversary dinner.
Read the full story at NewsOne.com | š in bio
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#Boondocks #Usher #NewsOneSocial #KekePalmer
#Instagram#keke palmer#Keke Palmer#darius daulton#I would have never embarrassed you in public babe#keke#please dump his ass!#just because you are a mother doesnāt mean you canāt dress sexy#and no one should be with someone who thinks they can judge and dictate how you dress#and shame you online#twitter#pls dump him#the fact he didnāt do it in private if he had a problem is a š©#also the fact that he expects her to do what meets HIS standards for HIS reputation#View post#dump his ass#i've met people who think once you're in a relationship you aren't allowed to show off your body anymore#what kind of bullshit is that#my thoughts exactly#get his money up and not his funny up AHAHAHAHAHAHA#either way they are all in the wrong the deeper you go into this story#it's bad on all fronts and i feel sorry for no one#honestly you're keke fuckin palmer you don't gotta take this from NOBODY#DUMP THIS BUM#WHO EVEN IS DARIUS DAULTON#He should kill himself#if you cant handle a bad bitch DONT DATE THEM
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it seems like a gay man can talk about how he was married to a woman for 15 years and had children with her and people don't question that he's gay. but a lesbian mentions that she had a boyfriend in high school and her sexual orientation is in question. and maybe this in part is due to many bi women describing themselves as lesbians when you don't really have that issue with men (that i'm aware of). but it feels more like a failure to accept women's own perceptions of themselves and reality. and it's extra strange bc in the typical dynamics of hetero relationships and sex, men are more aggressive and women are more passive. i literally dated my ex despite not having romantic feelings for him bc he was so persistent and i was like ok we're friends and we're having sex so we might as well be in a relationship. lmao.
#literally tho there is a whole contingent of bi women on social media who insist of calling themselves lesbians and redefining the word#like why. what is your angle. you can be bi and not date men#or be attracted to men and women differently or to women more than men#you're still bisexual babes pls do not torment the lesbians
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Sorry for another vent post but here goes
#like i'm not looking for a relationship ok ? but i met this guy and we've been hooking yp#but like he is being all sweet and caring and he is great don't get me wrong#he's like eddie munson i'm not gonna lie#but at the same time he doesn't get my jokes and when i make a sarcastic comment or something funny he always thinks i'm being honest#and then he's too sweet if it makes sense in normal convos? BUT if i am ganuinely distressed (which i am a lot you guys know)#he is just not very emotionally intelligent š¬ and like it's all fun and wtv but i feel like he might like me more than i like him#and i called him babe once bc i had this girl friend who calls everyone babe and i spent like 3 days with her so i called him that#and now he always calls me babe and i'm like š pls stop but i can't tell him to stop bc it will seem rude#and yeah my friends that know him are like he's such a cool guy and so sweet and everything and it looks like we're dating#but like we're not man we're not i met him a few weeks ago#anyway i think in reality i'm trying to find bad things about him just so i can justify not liking him and sabotage the whole thing bc +#+ i'm too afraid lmao#i think i'm emotionally unavailable and don't want a relationship or feel ready for it at all#i feel like i'm starting that age most ppl have at 18/19 of exploring and just vibing except i should have gone through that then#but i never got the change bc of abusive relationships and being at home and not having freedom to just exist#and now i do and i feel like if i start dating someone i'll lose my freedom again#which should not even happen in a healthy relationship but that's how i feel#maybe will talk about this to my therapist see what he says#i think i know what he will say like 'you're just afraid don't think about it too much tell him how you feel'#and i HAVE told him generally how i feel and that i don't want to move mad about it and he was like 'no were just getting to know eachother
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