#pls talk to me about my children
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zorosdimples · 3 months ago
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i don’t fantasize about having kids in my self ships or in my writing. it’s not that i hate kids or anything like that; i simply don’t want children of my own in any universe—i never have and i never will.
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everythingwasalreadypicked · 9 months ago
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I just find it funny how any interaction between Poseidon, Hecate and Athena in smartwatermagic context in my mind always ends up with undertones of all of them thinking "I am a better parent than the other two" without fail
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Athena and Poseidon by viria and Hecate by CarolMylius on deviantart
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satorisoup · 5 months ago
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all i want is to be kita shinsuke’s little housewife with his little animals on his big farm while i cook using the rice that he harvests himself IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR ?!?!?! T^T
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hauntingblue · 7 months ago
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making a collection
making another collection with a threatening aura
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#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo#HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn.#luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!!#what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there#FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :(#one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend#usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase#nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls#i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki#luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg#cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy#zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over#zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn#komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom#luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk#it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also#was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up???#'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!'#flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe#zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her#that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme#fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems#foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests#now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby#the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies#kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs
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magitekelite · 15 days ago
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personally i would have preferred to see c.loud as e.dgar and t.ifa as c.eles and s.ephiroth as s.etzer ( a.erith as t.erra Makes Sense to me ) , but i will not deny the f.igaro bros their time to shine
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sonicenvy · 3 months ago
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one of my favorite library kid encounters this weekend was a with a little Greek three-year-old named Andromeda. She and her mom came up to get her beads for SRP, and, as is pretty common, they start telling me about what they've been reading. Friends, this child and her mother have been reading the Odyssey in Greek together. The mom and the kid chat back and forth in Greek together about the Odyssey while picking beads (and counting them in Greek), translating bits and pieces for me as they go along.
Apparently, Andromeda's favorite character in the Odyssey is Penelope, which, uh, girl I see u!!!!! Obsessed with the vibes of this toddler who read the Odyssey in Greek with her mom FIVE times this summer because that's her favorite book! GOOD! FOR! HER!
Additionally the mom was like, "yeah we also read the Iliad this summer."
no notes. impeccable. there are days when i love our kids so much y'all.
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mysicklove · 9 months ago
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the amount of ppl who have lied to me about their age and then used my kindness to their advantage truly makes me want to delete this account
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that-was-anticlimactic · 4 months ago
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*sprays fandoms with a spray bottle* height is NOT a personality trait!!!
#STOP IT#idc if they're canonically short ortall or whatever but STOP IT#thereis literally no correlation between height and personality guys pls...#shprt ppl aren't uwu lil babies need p[rotecting and tall ppl aren't omg must protecc strong silent#most ppl don't even acknowledge height that much like come on why do we feel the needto bring it up ALL THE TIME#LET PPL LIVE#ngl i have stopped reading fics or refused to reblog art bc of height jokes on either end or if a character is depicted incorrectly in#direct correlation with their height *cough n/injago fandom w/ jay and cole*#pisses me off ugh#like i'm short and barely anyone mentions it#only my students or my sister and my students do it usually bcof whiplash bc oh wow she's our teacher she;s short! and my sister is like a#few inches taller than me and is younger and thinks it's funny that's it!!! maybe sometimes my students do it if they wanna be jerks#but most don't!!! bc they don't care!!! bc it doesn't matter!!! also if a character has a canonical height and you make them shorter tHAN#THEIR CANONICAL HEIGHT THAT'S JUST WEIRD especially bc ppl usually do it to infantilize them!!!#and how about we stop treating short ppl like children also. that'd be great. especially if they look young on top of being short :)#okay am done now#sometimes i think about height in fandoms and just get filled with burning rage#c.huuya short jokes piss me off#the n.injago fandom ruined height in fandoms for me even moreso lol#and like obviously in other fandoms too but those are the main two that piss me off regarding height🙄#corey talks:)
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everythingwasnormalhere · 7 months ago
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trade offer !!
i get: asks about DPau (or my main au if you prefer ig but specify pls)
you get: me stalking your blog and asking you everything about any cool aus/ocs you have :D
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akai-anna · 1 year ago
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the fact that 1) mitsuhiko is a whole head taller than shinichi 2) shinichi is reading the newspaper while walking and 3) ayumi is HOLDING THE UMBRELLA FOR HIM, PROTECTING HIM FROM THE RAIN (WITH A LITTLE SMILE ON HER FACE TOO) ARE KILLING ME YOUR HONOUR
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starlooove · 1 year ago
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I feel like ppl ignore hobie is a BLACK punk and it’s so tiring
#white ppl be racially aware for 5 seconds challenge.#like sure hobie would steal or whatever but I need you think about why ur so excited to say this#and those posts where it’s like hobie and miles go to the mall and hobie steals something from each store#like no actually blk punks don’t put other blk ppl in danger bc stealing is ‘fun’#that’s actually something blk ppl have been talking to their yt delinquent friends Abt for a long ass time#and like. I feel like a lot of y’all treat hobie being a punk as like. a hobby first and foremost#and that’s what it might be to you but like pls read a hobie comic or talk to a blk punk irl#not to be shady or whatever but things like being a punk is about being nice or hopepunk aesthetically comes from a lot of gentrification#and a lot of respectability politics#that’s a general statement bc my opinion on all of that is very divided and like. all over the place#but in general if ur a white punk and excited Abt hobie thats great and ily but pls remember he’s not you#he’s not supposed to be you#you can relate but pushing the things you have the privilege to do onto him is like. weird for blk punks who see themselves in him#and it’s not that deep to me cause I’m personally avoiding hobie content till y’all get over him like y’all did with Kat 🤞🏾#but it’s very annoying to see and it kinda worries me bc how do u see blk punks irl#and this is about hobie but there’s a similar thing with miles g. and miles#like these are black children first#can y’all stop calling miles g. a fucking thug and being stereotypical asf
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kaluawoo · 10 months ago
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"They would not fucking say that" but it's "They would not fucking see each other as family"
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vilsoo · 2 years ago
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fnaftok discussing about the fnaf movie and their expectations is making me cringe so bad rn
#( ♥︎ ) — messy talk.#ok so little rant#🤓#why did i see a mf in the comment section say they want the movie to be like the vhs tapes#THE VHS TAPES ARENT CANON TO THE LORE OR THE GAME ITSELF HELLO#AND LMFAOAOOO ima be real the vhs tapes i see on tiktok give massive walten files vibes rather than fnaf itself it completely takes away#the immersion and its just fucking cringy#also to the edgy mfs that say they dont want kids to show in the theater#ur absolutely right i dont wanna see kids in this bitch either but the way yall are only excited about the gore is super fucking concerning#‘i cant wait to see kids die brutally on screen’ OH MY GOD WHAT??!?!!??????#HELP ME LMAOOOO#‘i wanna see the look on childrens faces when they see all the gore and dark side of fnaf’ pls stop speaking xx#and im not even gonna get started on fnaf youtubers everyone wants to see in the movie and have ‘big roles’#immediately NO#youtubers in this movie takes away the immersion imo#plus why are mfs desperate for dawko to join the movie HELL NAW#i can take small cameos but no large roles for these mfs#also to the bitches with extremely high expectations#your ass is not gonna see the bite of 87 or elizabeth’s death or william’s death or michael swallowing ennard in one movie dawg 😹😹😹#pls know the order of the lore#and im pretty sure the movie is based off the first fnaf game which is basically right after the mci and crying child’s death#anyways thanks for listening to my long rant#fnaftok is just so annoying sometimes
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saeshiraw · 1 year ago
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watching ror and i just have some thoughts
#ROUND TWO WAS UNACCEPTABLE PLS I WAS CRYING#adam’s line was so iconic it literally brought me to tears#“does any man alive need a good reason to want to protect his children?” and i was sobbing#full on sobbing i wasn’t even hiding it anymore it was so emotional and truly a good fight#ADAM ON TOP!! just thinking about that ep has me emotional again like i love adam fr#and i have just been so desperate for the humans to win so when i spoiled myself that humans were gonna win in the 3rd round i was so happy#BUT AT WHAT COST#i ended up becoming attached to poseidon out of all the characters lmfaoo 😭😭😭 i was cheering mr sushi on he is so cool and ugh i just#i could talk about this man for hours like he is the epitome of beauty and he’s so elegant HE DIDN’T DESERVE TO DIE 😭#but also i love sasaki and he’s so respectable n admirable that i really don’t know who i’m cheering for atp 😭 this animanga has me in#SHAMBLES! left me emotionally wrecked and so hyped at the same time#but so far my favorite fight would still be jack the ripper vs hercules like wait okay i could go on n on about how much#i love the detail that goes on in jack’s character n how genius it was that hilde chose him for that round ugh it was so good#i would say deep down adam vs zeus is my most fav fight or poseidon vs kojiro but the outcomes of those HURT i can’t not cry#I LOVE SHIVA TOO#can’t wait for qin shi huang vs hades roundd hnggrrr#bro i wanna write a poseidon fic so bad but for some reason i have been itching to write for jack like !! feef#nami [ rambles ]
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orcelito · 2 years ago
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OH THO what if in persona 6 they did smth similar to what tales of xillia did? Aka you have two protagonists, one boy and one girl, and u can choose who you play. Both remain & both are important to the story, but bc you follow different protags there are some parts where it diverges and you get little snippets of story just from their pov
Raising this possibility bc I've never actually played that much of p3p female protag Despite p3p on psp being where I experienced persona 3 (back in year 2014 lmao) bc i love Minato so much it's hard to play minako bc it means I won't see him 😭 if I got to see him too it'd make it easier to play a game with her
Oh also Pokémon does this. Like basically every Pokémon game. Whoops that's probably a more culturally relevant comparison. Oh well I cant help being a tales bitch
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bat-the-misfit · 1 year ago
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my cousin was showing this really crazy girl's vlog going to a concert of one my cousin's favorite bands bc i wanted to run away of my aunt's questions
this girl was so excited and rambled so much i joked "wow she's like Tadeu as a modern-day girl fangirling over her favorite boyband"
and my mind exploded right after i said that
that's how i realized how i wanted his daughter to be like and now i wish i could have my fucking computer and start writing her profile but i'm stuck with stupid family members and i'm freaking out
WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I FEEL LIKE WRITING I CAN'T FUCKING WRITE??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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