#pls play with me

[the-al-chemist]

New project announcement…

From The Vaults: The Hexley Saga (Not Artemis’s Version)

It’s the 1st of May again, which means it’s my favourite May Queen’s birthday! To celebrate, I’m announcing my new project: a collection of short stories/vignettes set during the Hexley Saga, told from the perspectives of characters other than Artemis.

Who is going to decide what stories go in, and from which characters? Easy — YOU!

If you would like to know about another character’s perspective on a scene, or what they were doing in their own lives whilst Artemis was busy messing around with one of the Vaults, let me know by hitting the ask button and submitting a request.

So far, I have done three of these: Rowan’s version of her first meeting with Artemis, Charlie dealing with the aftermath of the Frog Spawn Soap Incident of 1989, and Jacob’s release from the Portrait Vault. I have two more planned based on prompts from recent ask game/challenges, but aside from that… the ball is in your court!

[willgrahamscock]

play potions with your followers, but watch out..

[barblaz-arts]

Hell's most vanilla couple

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[dazed-bubbles]

okay guys i’m getting semi decent on stardew valley but i’m scared of the skull cavern

who wants to play co-op with me and killl monsters while i decorate our cute little farm 🥹

[punishblue]

I’m addicted to lethal company

[pimsri]

“Resurrection”

[goodpvppy]

let me rub myself hazy on your thigh as you work and pretend like im not there except petting my hair from time to time… i want to rut against you and feel your resolve crumble until you just have to pay attention to me and ruin me

[dazais-crab-addiction]

Tonight I learned that my 20 yr old partner has never played chess and doesn't know how to play chess. This is mind boggling to me. They claim its not weird for people to not know anything about chess so I. I need to see. Please.

Okay so, I made a mistake in not elaborating the meaning of the options. You do not have to be good or know what you are doing in the slightest to pick that you have played before. The middle three options are for your understanding of the game having never played it at all. The reason there's a percentage on the last option is because my partner made a tumblr so they could pick it because they think they are hilarious.

[hinamie]

I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home

[cloudpalettes]

mr. persona 3️⃣ !!!

[conditioned-to-obey]

Conditioning a dumb slut to edge with her tongue out while I stroke my cock above her. Laughing as her denied cunt throbs from the trained habit. Mouth open and waiting. So brain dead for a taste of my cum, she doesn't even realize that this time the only thing she's getting in her drooling fuckhole is piss.

[falafels]

kevin to neil in tfc

[jiyaneru]

childhood friends to enemies to lovers rejanis brainrot !!!!!

[faoluoo]

not really an alcoholic but i had a sudden craving for it for some reason last week. thx kim

[syrupup]

wanna have my own small space underneath someone's desk with a soft dog bed, so i can always stay close to them and service them whenever needed like a good boy !! is that too much to ask for ...