#pls kiss me rn you sexy ass mf

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People on the autism spectrum who take longer to put their thoughts together because of their autism...

Are SO FUCKING HOT ACTUALLY like!! SLAY your sexy overcomplicated thought process queen 😳😳😳😩😩😩💗💗💗🥰🥰🥰

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Look I'm not one of those people who believe Kishimoto decided to have Hinata and Naruto end up in the middle part of Shippuden. I believe he decided in the very last arc but he wanted to sound smart so he said he decided earlier on. Otherwise, they obviously would have more scene together. In Shippuden, they have only three scenes together ; when Naruto came back, the pain attack and the neji death scene. That's it. In the original Naruto, they probably have less than ten canon scenes not including fillers.

So I'm sorry I'm one of those who wasn't convinced by The Last. They literally had a basic villain go after Hinata who was cringe btw (the villain). They gave Hinata op powers which she doesn't have in the novel 👀. Despite having op powers, they made her the damsel in distress. Very "The hero saves the princess" cliche. Again, to justify them being together. I mean Naruto can't differentiate his love for ramen and romantic love so how??? He was just being nice to Hinata just like he does to everyone. He stood up for her just like he does for everyone.

Don't get me started on the Sakura Sasuke relationship 🤣. Cringe. They never knew each other. The whole Sakura's love for Sasuke saved him doesn't make sense. They spent barely a year in their genin year before sasuke left. Sasuke tried to kill Naruto and Sakura multiple times. Then at the end of the war, Kishimoto tried to do the "oh they have such a deep understanding between each other" which comes off as cringey. He gets her pregnant then leaves for years. She's literally a single mom who's broke.

Every relationship in Naruto is so cringey and forced except shikatemari. Kishimoto should've focused on the main story and fixed his potholes and leave the ending open.

Naruto would not have been perfect but at least it would've been remembered for staying true to its vision but instead it's remembered for cringey relationships, dumbass villain (except pain and madara) and a story that lost its core which is a shame coz I used to love Naruto. I was inspired by its messages but now....

OKAY LOL WAIT I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS LONG ASS RANT PREPARED XD

BUT FIRST Ive read what you said and I lowkey agree :p

HOWEVER

I DRAW THE LINE AT TONERI SLANDER. BECAUSE WHY

TONERI?? CRINGE?? THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER??

LOOK AT HIS WHITE FLUFFY HAIR AND HIS CERULEAN BLUE ORBS STARING DEEPLY INTO YOUR SOUL

SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW?!#*@*#&@*

okay lol now for the juicy part click readmore and beware I shall be brutally honest so yea enjoy

I mean, Naruto in general is a mess, not just the ships if we're being realistic. Alot of plotholes, rushed endings, this and that, the w a r a r c, Kaguya, the way they rushed Boruto ehhh. Honestly, getting into Naruto is literally my biggest regret of 2020 :"DD

Im an NH shipper as you can tell by my hotmess of a blog but i fully respect your opinion and understand your point of view. I also know a bunch of nh stans who have their complaints with their development. I wish Kishi gave more attention to his female cast really, thats all I fucking ask. If he did that one single basic thing, then maybe the endgame relationships wouldnt have been an asspull and theyd be given propper screentime with their love interest, both Sakura and Hinata. The Last tbh i think the writers played it safe and stuck to the whole Naruto shounen vibe thingy, so im not surprised it was plotted that way. Typical cliché shounen movie.

But does that bother me? No! The Last was a mess, their development was shit, they definitely needed more screentime but hey at the end of the day theyre cute as fuck, we have that kiss scene, flirting scenes, a shit ton of official art, three kids, Seiki's gif :33 and a whole ass arc for their wedding all that for just a shounen anime so eh. Compensates for it i guess xD theyre not toxic, unhealthy or whatnot. Theyre wholesome, soft and vanilla as fuck and exactly what i need in my hectic life rn. No drama, just two kind souls who are adorable as heck and theyre dynamic means so much to me and I will love them until i shall leave this earth.

Anon, im not even gonna waste my time and defend their development because i think it sucked too xD but if you wanna know why i love them so so so soooo much, Id be more than willing to tell you :33

Sasuke and Sakura on the other hand eeeehhhh i can see why people like them. Sasuke's hot, he's your typical hot bad boy aad Sakura's hot and pretty too. Basic blue and pink trope. Aside from their canon interactions, fans have all the opportunity to play around with their dynamic but for me, its just sooo basic and so hetero and can easily appeal to any 16 yr old teenage girl, no wonder it has an active fanbase on twt and---- AM I MAKING ANY SENSE? AHDBAJJE LIKE ITS SO-- BASIC, your usual bad boy x pretty girl trope that you get to read in YA and coming of age novels. Not only that, but going back to canon, they have too many negative interactions for me to like them together :p The least Sakura can do is put down her own foot and yell at him for not contacting them for god knows how long. I also dont like how he always gets easily forgiven >=[[. I mean at least He's compensating as a dad good for him but ehhhh i still dont like him and Sakura together :v And im not falling for that "Sakura is the reason why Sasuke isnt lonely anymore" because thats NARUTO AHHH. Sasuke said that Multiple times. HE LIGHTS A FIRE INSIDE OF ME. HES MY SUN. MY ONE AND ONLY FRIEND. LIEK?? THATS NARUTOOO romantic or not, Naruto was the reason for his not so lonely existence anymore smh >=[[

Sasuke almost murdered her and Naruto and made their lives a living hell but hey its all good!! He's my best friend and Sakura loves him!! So set him freeee into the worldddd~~

Sasuke left his family without even simply contacting them but can easily contact Naruto through a hawk but hey thats fine! His and Sakura's feelings are connected afterall! Sasuke gave her a ring and said thank you! Who cares about leaving your family. She loves him and he loves her so yey!!! All is forgiven :D

DID I MENTION SASUKE ALMOST MUREDERED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND HE WASNT CALLED OUT FOR THAT@*#&@??!?#,*@#,#

Sasuke gets too many life points this isnt fair >=[[ But tbh he's nerfed so bad in Boruto manga and anime power wise. Like in that time travel arc and the manga. The rinnegan kunai thing was still so funny to me even if it was Borushiki. I just idk its so funny to me lmaoo

OKAY WHAT ELSE. I dont even know any more. Im tired of complaining about Naruto and just when Ive finally gone a little bit away from Naruto, Hinata fucking pulls me in again 😩 she has me on chokehold pls send help. Watch castlevania!!! and one piece!!!! ten times better than this anime about a loud blonde boi who wants to be president. Trust me

overall, i dont fully agree but i lowkey agree i guess. I do respect your opinion tho :))

EXCEPT WHEN YOU CALLED TONERI CRINGE. HOW DARE YOU CALL THAT SEXY MF CRINGEY---

[maiseui]

OH. MY. GOD. ????? HEELLLOOOOOOO I JUST READ THIS AND ASCENDED 😩😩😩😩😩 OH MY GOD I LOVED THIS SM I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IT W WORDSSSSS 😭😭💞💖💓💗💗💓💞 IVE RLLY BEEN IN MY JUNGWON ERA LATELY AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED :((( IM CRYING SHIVERING THROWING SHIT AROUND THIS WAS SO FREAKING GOOD 😭😭

THIS WAS SO NICELY WRITTEN YEONA I CANT. UM HELLO U DID NOT TELL ME THAT U ARE A MF SEXY ASS WRITER WITH AN AMAZING FLOW AND ABILITY TO REALLY IMMERSE THE READER 😭😭😭 i loved loved loved the delivery of this story so much like fr :(( you wrote it in a way that made me actually feel like it was my own tale to tell like THIS WAS JUST so intimate and innocent and raw ??? they are so cute :((( just me and a lil cutie pie jungwon who just wants a fren :((( im so soft rn NOBODY TALK TO ME THIS IS ACTYALLY GNA MAKING ME YELL 😭😭 i love the way you unpack emotions!!! you really pull out every tendril and put a microscope under why characters feel the way they do and act the way they act :( it’s so refreshing reading smth like this bc having both perspectives and having a birds eye view of both their intentions and the way they express themselves made the whole read sm smoother 😭 i was honestly ENGROSSED in this story bc they were constantly misunderstanding each other and LEMME JUSY TELL U WHEN THE LAST SCENE HAPPENED AND THEY MOTHEFCUKING KISSED I YELLED I BELLOWED I WANTED TO BELT MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM 😭 that scene was honeslty SO satisfying like i cannot express enough how happy it made me :((

jungwon was definitely my fave character here THOUGH I RLLY RLLY RLLY LIKED YN TOO BUT y jungwon and just the way he saw their friendship made me so soft :((( yk even if they didn’t have a romantic connection, i feel like his perspective (“we used to click really well but idk what happened” :(( ) was ridiculously cute the entire time and idk HE WAS HUST SUCHA. FREAKING LIKEABLE CHARACTER

not me inhaling this entire oneshot bc of how nicely written it was :((( IN LOVE W THE WAY U WRITE. SO FREAKING PRETTY 😭 love the way you focus on emotions and making things feel real to the reader 😭 this shit definitely felt real to me 😭 YNS INNER CONFLICT THE ENTIRE TIME WAS SO CUTE AND FUNNY AND ADMITTEDLY ENTERTAINING AS HELL BUT GOD LOVE HER IM SAUR HAPPY AHE HAS HER HAPPY ENDING WKDJCKEOFIWLFKSLXKSK THANK YOU SO KUCH FOR wRITING THIS AND RECOMMENDING THIS BC J WOULD BE INDREDIBLY INCREDIBLY PROUD OF MYSELF IF I WEOTE SMTH AS SEXY AS TUIS!!!!! THIS WAS SUCH A SLAYFUL PIECE I AM IN LOVE W UR WRITING PLS DO RECOMMEND THE NEXT ONE I SHOULD CHWCK OUT YEONA U ARE INSANELY TALENTED 😭😭💞💖💖💓💗

lost cause — yang jungwon

tags. high school au, friends(?) to lovers, slow burn warnings. cursing, one mention of piss 

word count. 8.5k

note. thank u in advance for reading! i’m kind of nervous about posting this but i hope you enjoy and look forward to more writing from me in the future :))

playlist. MIMI by youra, 몰랐어 (just a little bit) by enhypen, 긴밤 by seori ft. GIRIBOY

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SYNOPSIS. since your brief friendship with your crush, yang jungwon, ended in radio silence, you’ve been determined to keep him at arm’s length. jungwon, convinced that you’ve grown to hate him during your months of disconnection, is equally as determined to win you back.

IT’S ALMOST TOO EASY, FALLING for Yang Jungwon.

Between the way his dimples poke into his cheeks when even a hint of a smile crosses his face and the sound of his laughter breaking through the murmur of the cafeteria every so often, the amount of time you spend reminiscing such menial details shows how much of a chokehold the boy has on your mind.

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