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occultashq · 1 year
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*sighs* here i am because twitter is down and i need to be chronically online or else i'll start thinking about my life
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edwardslvrr · 5 months
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LOVE ON STREAM 𐙚 charles leclerc
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the one where they are both on the ea sports livestream and the internet ships them together, not knowing they're already together (based on this request)
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warning this is all fake and just for fun, no hate to any of the people mentioned. Just a reminder that this is pure for entertainment хохо
main masterlist 𐙚 charles masterlist
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charles_leclerc some big problems with the brakes today on my side. good thing is that we finished the race and i think we did a really good job finishing 4th with the issue we had to manage. now onto jeddah next weekend already 🏎️
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username insane performance!!
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username even with a break issue this guy can get p4, insane!
username yn in the garage cheering tho >
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username every post gives me a heart attack thinking it’d be a hard launch
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venuscnjunctpluto · 1 year
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Astrology Observation pt. 2
(Thank y’all for all the support on my first one❤️🙌🏾)
*as a sag Venus sag mars pls stop asking me why I’m laughing…I’m not laughing at YOU I’m just insane😝
*moon in the 1st synastry is so therapeutic you just feel really comfortable opening up to the 1st house person and as the 1st house person I feel honored someone trusts me enough to share their feelings🫶🏾
*people w aqua and libra in their big three are the chillest mfs you’ll ever meet. Even though I’m very chaotic anytime someone describes me “chill” just seems to be thrown in there. We space out ALOT and it’s honestly embarrassing😭 Ex: Alicia keys, lil Wayne, Harry styles, Rosalia. Harry gives such himbo energy in interviews and they drag him for it in the comments but he’s probably just thinking about multiple things at once. Alicia keys didn’t even realize lil mama was on that stage and went on performing lol. Obviously lil Wayne smokes but something about his energy…he’s on cloud 9. And just go watch Rosalia’s chicken shop episode💕😂.
*honestly Aries mars aren’t that bad when it comes to temper because usually they find ways to manage it. Now mars-Uranus aspects is a completely different story. I have late mars-Uranus and it takes me a while to get mad but when I do I can’t even think anymore. My old roomie had a tight square and she would blow up on people for no actual reason like girl sit down😭
*something about Scorpio mars men is just😮‍💨 they have such a sneaky energy to them that makes them stand out. Virgo mars are fine too they’re just so skinny and no matter wtf they do they’re always nerdy ugh (ex: Matthew gray gubler, Lucky daye, Dylan O’Brien, Jeff Buckley)
*i noticed Aries moon don’t really get along w each other. They find their own energy to be too mf much (which it can be) so they prefer being around more calmer people *coughs* libra moons like me. They wanna be bouncing off the walls 🤪 while their friend is just like 🙂.
* fire risings do a lot of things fast. As an Aries rising, I walk fast, get happy fast, eat fast, workout fast. My cousin is complaining her sag rising toddler eats and drinks way too fast.
*venus in 11th…how many tiktok drafts do y’all got😭
*i talked to this guy who had similar placements as me (Venus in 8th and moon in 6th plus Aquarius and Aries placements) It was so chaotic it was literally us going back and forth obsessing over eachother while trying to keep it lowkey. But also the amount of anxiety we are naturally incline to have made the whole situation too mf much.
*i have mercury conjunct my friends mars and for years she tells me the things I say can take people there and make them wanna fight me. It’s in Capricorn and so I was confused before I knew we had that aspect
* i noticed rappers whose lines always stick out to me have Gemini mars or mercury- mars (central cee, king von, tupac, kendrick , j. cole)
*i was talking to this guy and I had Venus and mars plus pluto in his 4th house. Months after we stopped talking our friend groups meshed and he would tell me non-stop I reminded him of his mother. He said she was the same height as me and y’all I was scared to ask what she looked like cause 😫 y’all remember that episode of family guy when Chris dated that girl that looked like Lois yep 4th house synastry.
*im a true crime whore and two women who killed their bfs had sun-Uranus aspects. Their energy was erratic and very off putting in videos. I can’t remember the other one but Courtney tailor/clenney was one.
* More spilling my business on the Internet😍 i think I’m done entertaining people my age. Pluto in the 8th, Lilith in 1st, and Venus conjunct Pluto synastry has been hell. Where’s my sugar daddy/mama?? It’s ghetto out here
*gemini Lilith generation whose a year younger than me is nasty asf😭 esp the tauruses they have their Lilith conjunct their Gemini Venus and opposite their Pluto. One said he had a slept w two girls at separate times. He didn’t know they met until the girls posted a selfie together and tagged him. They later told him they wanted a threesome and he did it😭 knowing astrology I believed every word
* sidebar Neptune-asc people and trying to give off innocent vibes ugh annoying asf to me. I can see right through their bs but they’re able to fool most people.
* mercury-Pluto aspects are in fact LIARS and throw a Scorpio placement in there😮‍💨
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advice-to-try-8d · 10 months
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What you can outside the internet
With no or almost no money for entertainment:
Mancala: Search Mancala Rules and how the game looks online dig some small holes on the ground or instead of holes draw circles on paper get some small stones or other small stuff and that's an easy 2 player game
Diy Bowling: get a couple of empty bottles you can take from a recycle bin if you have non fill with sand and throw a ball in that direction and call a couple of friends
Library: they don't only have books but some have free movies free computers comics or free events check them out!
Park
Make Belive: you can play pretend almost anywhere in the world with enough imagination you can pick up some sticks to add extra stuff or use building as part of the story if you get kicked out make it a part of it and move to a diffarant location! With some time and diy you can even make extra props look online for advice!!
The Apricot Pit Game: It's a game where you dry naturaly apricot seeds (after you finish the fruit) and try to throw them to score the most point into a predetermined area harder to throw more point for example you can cut holes in a shoebox and the hardest to score is more points or from farther away etc etc
Meeting at a friend place
Free art galleries schools may have more of those made by the students
Diy arts and crafts when your about to throw away something if you think it cam make a nice craft save it for later to have extra metirials to have fun with don't save all to not start accidently hoarding stuff but yes some an empty cardboard box can make a nice fairy house with some colors as I say
Planting stuff many ppl eat fruits and veggies that have seed when you finish you can plant some and see how it goes maybe search tutorials online and use the water from outside to not higher the water bill
Water Fight: if there's any hoes or chip balloons or even bowls you can fill with water you can start throwing water at each other good for a hot fay
Snowball fight: if you have opposite weather
Sand castle: If you have any sand near ya you can get some water maybe some spoons or even just your hand and start building sand castles aren't just for beaches they can be made anywhere there's sand
Going for a walk and following a random safe animal see where it goes maybe it will interact with you too ^^
Draw: if you have some paper and a pencil or even your finger and sand you can do that you can even look outside for inspiration and draw in the street
free outdoor games search that phrase online you will find there's more than you think!
Go visit ikea play pretend there or hide and seek the place is huge and cool
Invent games look at what you own what's near your home and do stuff inspired by it! Just keep it safe
Go visit a mall try on some clothes as you would play dress up with buying non or explore teh area
Search free event near me just eat beforehand cause the food is probably not cheap to cover it
You have old clothes your not happy with or don't fit you anymore make them into something new! If a jacket gloves crop top tank top doll clothes pillow case new bag whatever you pls! It's free fabric now same with old bedsheets or curtains your about to change if you want even more free fabric tell your friends taht if they are about to throw away clothes pls give them to you!
Ask for specific birthday gifts many ppl want to start hobbies they can afford or go on a specific adventure but sometimes if you ask for your birthday from a bunch of ppl to come togather fir the same gift you may be able to have it!
Picnic: if everyone brings a bit from home you can have something fun togather!
And there are many more! Just search the internet and use your imagination!
Humans are not ment to be trapped inside a digital world at all times so let's change it!
By letting ppl know they have options to live outside of it too!!!
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kadextra · 2 months
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I’ve read quite a lot of orv over the past few weeks when I could, adding onto this long post as I went on so….. here we go!!
(warning major super ultra mega spoilers)
previously
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Starting with the fight between dokja & joonghyuk during “a story that can’t be shared” episode.
At first after reading that battle I was really confused of what yjh’s intentions were, I’m gonna be honest. 😭 did he really want to kill dokja or not, or was it a plan he and sooyoung cooked up? that’s what it sounded like when they talked about it so??? why did he start smacking the fourth wall?? I had to read this part multiple times, and even look up interpretations on the internet that night to understand it. but I finally did! :3
dokja was just an incredibly unreliable narrator there, that’s why it was challenging to figure out yjh’s true motivations. dokja normally is unreliable so that’s normal, he thinks he understands people better than he actually does. and his mind was also in an even worse state after consuming that Eden good and evil fruit & practically losing it when he thought sooyoung died
joonghyuk never wanted to actually kill him- he had read the record of 1863rd turn, and the fight was all because he wanted to know the truth if dokja had given up on them & the 3rd round. if dokja did, then joonghyuk was prepared to give it up too (meaning: die. kdj didn’t even realize that was happening)
thankfully joonghyuk got the answer to the question he wanted, he didn’t die, he will live and reaffirmed himself as a “former regressor”. ough <3 he knocked dokja out and was attacking the fourth wall in hopes he could break through it and learn more of dokja’s thoughts.
very cool and emotional fight overall!!!!! reread it like 8 times I enjoyed figuring it out
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And then I cried.
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That whole goodbye conversation between dokja and sangah was beautiful…. so wistful about what things could have like been for all of them in another world…. and how even if things don’t go the way you expect, you have to live. at the end of the day everything is all about love… T_T I love her
then it came in with the double whammy of tears with THIS
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HE WAS CRYING!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭 AND IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭😭😭
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The kaizenix scenario starting had me giggling and incredibly entertained because PRINCE RICARDO is here!!!! literally sat there laughing in total disbelief at the sudden reincarnation fantasy story that came out of left field 😭 help my orv changed genres
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wtf
the party members have already spent several years in this place before dokja got here and they all lost their egos after being weathered away by the march of time, hopelessly waiting for him? 🙂 heewon and hyunsung forgot each other??? that scene absolutely tore my heart out. pls do not separate them. SOOYOUNG WAS THERE FOR 50 YEARS! CRAZY! she wrote a novel too. ended it the same as twsa🥲
“It’d been better if I sacrificed myself instead” kim dokja you better shut up
but at least everything turned out well in the end for this arc so I am happy :,)
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And the good and evil war started!! I watched the resident problem son go home and visit his parents- the literal gods of the underworld! (I love that this whole thing between these three has happened)
ofc dokja had his parents gossip about his love life there too
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💀💀AKDJFKFLGLRNWKFKGKAJEDM I CANR BREATHE
but the reveal that it was Hades who discovered dokja from the very beginning and watched him together with Persephone. they really loved and wanted to adopt him all along didn’t they, best mom and dad for our prince 🥹 and even though dokja has hated the constellations, he cares about them and doesn’t want those two to disappear aughfhghghgh.
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HEEWON UNLOCKING HER CHAOS JUDGE FORM AND MURDERING TONS OF DEMON KINGS AFTER LEE HYUNGSUNG’S SACRIFICE. “Sympathy? Utterly disgusting.” SHAKING. EDGE OF MY SEAT. I love you jung heewon 💖 she is so cool and my eyes are leaking 😭
after that whole mess finally the entire Kim Dokja’s Company has assembled together again including an unconscious lee hyunsung but at least he’s not dead like I fully believed for a hot minute <3
naturally though they can’t have good things and the apocalypse dragon revived anyways against their best efforts, because the seekers of the end are all a bunch of insane people. that thing is powerful enough to kill constellations with a flick of its tail 💀
mom and dad came to help <3 but I got really anxious reading because everybody by this point was exhausted or hurt too badly or to block the third wave.
I had no clue how they’d resolve this chaotic situation it was not looking good
it was looking so bad in fact,
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KIM DOKJA. PULLING THIS AGAIN
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WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU LIKE THIS SIR
it’s always in situations where I know he has to do it or literally everybody horribly dies but that doesn’t mean I’m happy about it!!!!!! (that’s a lie I was super hyped) still. grabs him with my fists.
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Going to ramble a bit here, but the way orv introduces new concepts is so natural and interesting. from the walls, to how stories can talk to you, now to the existence of “chaos” as the void/between of good & evil. it’s the first time I have been hearing this term explained in the story, yet it feels like it’s always been a fact, because it connects so well to what I already know. like of course the outer gods are beings originated from chaos, what else would they be? chaos in mythology was the origin state it makes total sense
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being the demon king of salvation means to save people no matter what…… screams cries throws up
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“That man is the world I wish to save” BLEW ME AWAY. such a hard line oh my goodness. I love you jung heewon 💖
and all the monologues from dokja in the void space between the indescribable distance and apocalypse dragon, slowly withering away but holding onto life because he wants to live 😭 he sacrificed himself, but it’s different this time because he asked to be saved. he took that action while putting full faith in his companions to do their best to save him. he wants to live. “will to live” even became a stigma 🥲 I can’t do this
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Son Wukong my guy finally descended into the scenario and its as epic as I always hoped, hayoung was so smart for that. the monkey king himself helped fight off the fog clones and made a way for the trio go save dokja, so awesome. heewon boosting the other two forward, and sooyoung finally boosting joonghyuk.
joonghyuk following the fragments of dokja’s broken star in the pitch black darkness was an incredibly beautiful imagery for a scene, I saw it vividly it makes me want to draw it so bad. and the stuff yjh was desperately thinking during that got me teary eyed, of course. all I do while reading this story is get emotional damaged
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but before yoo joonghyuk could reach dokja, someone else reached him first.
honestly felt my heart freeze over while reading that part.
but LETS GOOOOOOOOO FINALLY secretive plotter reveal!! I’ve been waiting for this for so long!!! It’s not future dokja, it’s future joonghyuk!!! :D I’d kinda suspected it to be him ever since the 1863rd round happened tbh so this feels great
I really enjoyed their fight, secretive plotter is insanely strong even with a time limit and was toying with joonghyuk, but joonghyuk never gave up and pulled out all his power to try and save dokja. in the end he was defeated but that was an amazing fight to see
sadly the group is without their beloved dokja again, not because he died this time but because he’s kidnapped 😔 man if it’s not one thing it’s something else, I feel so bad for them
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and that is currently where I am! the most recent stuff I had read last night, just in time for me to see the webtoon adapt dkos death this morning. haha happy dkos death day 🎉🫡💥🎊🥲
I’m pondering a lot on the reveals in these chapters, some things still don’t feel fully answered to me so I’ll have more to say soon when I continue reading. VERY excited can’t wait to know more :D
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burningvelvet · 1 year
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I love the Romantics (esp 2nd gen) and was wondering where you learn more about them outside an academic setting?
I am by no means an expert, but I will try to answer by using stuff that has helped me!
For books, I highly recommend Young Romantics: The Shelleys, Byron and Other Tangled Lives by Daisy Hay as an introduction to the second generation Romantics. My only complaint is that it leaves out a ton of entertaining stuff imo, but it’s meant to be brief. It isn’t available for free anywhere afaik, but it’s very worth buying. It gives an overview of the movement & explains how all the key figures are interrelated in a very clever way. For biographies imo the best on Byron is Byron: a Portrait by Marchand, most agree the best on Shelley is Shelley: The Pursuit by Richard Holmes, most agree the best on Mary is Miranda Seymour’s Mary Shelley, & the best on Keats is (more arguably?) John Keats by Walter Jackson Bates. For critical analysis on the works, it’s best to research on a case-by-case basis (there are literally thousands of books & papers analyzing Frankenstein… I shudder to think of attempting to read even half of them).
This link to the BARS Blog "Romanticism: online resources list" -- https://www.bars.ac.uk/blog/?p=2900 -- is a fantastic resource list by Dr. Anna Mercer who is an important Romanticist. She wrote a work called The Collaborative Literary Relationship of Percy Bysshe Shelley and Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley (2019) which is also one of my favorites & I highly highly recommend it as well.
Other good resource guides: 1 University of Texas at Arlington Romantic Resources under the internet & lib headings https://libguides.uta.edu/romantic/resources 2 Jack Lynch of Rutgers Romantic resources list https://jacklynch.net/Lit/romantic.html 3 Uni of Pittsburgh Romantic research guide under the links heading https://pitt.libguides.com/romanticism/links 4 Queen's Uni Romantic research guide https://guides.library.queensu.ca/engl340/websites
Having access to databases and libraries really helps, but those are academic (unless you have a public library—if so, pls use it). If I’m researching a broad topic I sometimes start through Wikipedia & go from there, searching for what information I need by “phrase searching” on Google.
IMPORTANT ADVICE: this will all feel very overwhelming and confusing at first! I highly suggest just picking a work or a writer, finding something that really interests you, then learn more about it/them if you’d like, & just continue from there as a starting point. For me: I knew a *little* about these writers, and I’ve always loved Frankenstein, but I didn’t start any heavy Romantic research until I read Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage by Lord Byron, specifically Canto III, which is considered one of his best works and one of the key Romantic works in general. It really shook me to my core. I believe I discovered it from the Wikipedia page on the “Byronic Hero” concept (which stemmed from Childe Harold). I really just went down the rabbit hole from there… and I don’t know how I got here…
Good luck on your journey, and thx for the ask!
Btw — despite being an English Lit major, I haven’t actually studied Romanticism in any of my classes sadly! I just haven’t had the opportunity or it hasn’t come up; my program is mainly based on modern topics though, and so most of us only get to take a few historical classes. But my research on this has been independent. The first gen Romantics have been briefly discussed in one or two of my classes, and Frankenstein has featured in a lot of my classes, but that’s in a league of it’s own really—it’s one of the very few classic novels that most Americans are familiar with tbh!
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crepuscularqueens · 2 months
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i! keep! coming! to! your! blog! to! ask! about! WIPs! and! keep! getting! distracted!!!!!!!!!! i cant figure out whats been asked about already perooo, do you wanna tell me about i'm so ugly, tropic morning new, & stwin tag *???? pls???
hiiiiiii <3 thank you of course i want to tell you about these lol
im so ugly was a semi existing way too old clintbucky WIP that went nowhere and i could not figure out what to do with it and then i watched the movie self reliance and thought. well. what if i turned that into a clintbucky AU using some of what i already have? bc i think the main character could very easily be clint. and here we are.
Bucky drags on the smoke, standing huddled from the rain under the awning of the building he lives in, scrolling idly on his phone through personal ads on Craigslist. He hasn't got a clue when he picked up this habit, maybe to feel more like a real person, like the faceless people of the internet desperately reaching out for some small connection will spark something in him. Not that any of them have ever given him cause to reply. Maybe it's only because they're good for a laugh, though. His eyes catch on a truly sideways attempt to roleplay an exciting dating experienced, and whoever this guy is he's insanely committed to the role he's chosen. The ad is written from the desperate point of view of a man being hunted for sport as part of a game he's playing, the chance to win a ton of money if he makes it through a week while unknown assailants are after him. Asking the anonymous people of the internet if someone could stay by his side for the remaining time to ensure he won't get killed. Having to admit he's reluctantly amused, Bucky replies. After all, might be a good thing to actually try to make a human connection here instead of endlessly scrolling through other people's problems without doing a thing about it. At least this promises to be some type of entertaining.
tropic morning news i did answer here but! i of course will give you another snippet :)
There was a long silence after Jack finished relaying the vision to Max, he was still pinching the bridge of his nose, though the headache that always appeared in the aftermath of prophecies had already long since settled in. Max was watching him in her careful way, brow slightly furrowed.  “And you understand what it was you saw to mean-” “That, essentially, we’re all fucked here?” Jack interrupted, “Yes, I believe that was the general idea. Max sighed and poured from the bottle she was still holding into the forgotten cup. “I was just told ‘zhat will not help’,” he snarked, even as he gratefully accepted the drink. “It is certainly not a long-term solution,” Max agreed, now pouring a cup for herself, “I fail to see what can be done immediately, so until we can piece together who you are having visions about and how we can best take care of it…” She trailed off, raising the cup to her mouth, her eyes lifting to the second landing and softening in the way they only ever did for Anne. Jack turned his head to see her exiting their room, shirt billowing where she hadn’t bothered to tuck it in.
twin tag is a whole 23 pages of notes i have comparing max and silver's journey through season one of black sails that i intend to continue and do for the rest of the show as well. because i truly needed to take the time and compare each and every action the both of them take in each and every episode and point at them and scream. idk. distorted reflections of each other. the same character in wildly different circumstances.
So, when Silver sees the page on the cook, puts together that it’s valuable and he might take advantage of that, he works independently to do so, haphazardly piecing his plan together as he goes to fall in with the Walrus crew. Max has to warm herself and work cooperatively with Silver, gaining his trust and proving her usefulness to be allowed into this plan. Neither method is lesser than the others, they are both borne of necessity required by their positions and grabbing an opportunity where you see it, when you see it. Where Silver standing over the dead body of the cook on the merchant ship is undoubtedly suspicious, that suspicion is put on hold for more pressing matters, after all there was just a bloody battle between the two ships and who can say what the truth really is? If Max were to have killed Silver for the page, she could not have claimed the same and likely would have been punished by her superiors as well as the Walrus crew for doing so, her survival would likely be put into question. They are both very aware of the consequences of both the actions they do take as well as the ones they avoid.
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jev-urisk · 3 months
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Heeyyy :> I would like the biggest infodump on Kazimier you have pls. All the details.
A 💋Kazimier💋 infodump?!? Oh goodness, where do I start 😵‍💫 (Also thank you for asking!). I'm going dump a few favorite things, if I try to dump it all in one Imma be typing instead of feeding myself today 😂
(He's tagged #7c kazi on everything I've posted on him so far if you're somehow thirsty for more after this)
💋Who:
Kazimier (Kashj-meer), an OC for my story 7 Circles
He's not sure what his parents named him, but as a kid he had this Cashmere sweater that acted as his safety blanket and eventually 'brat in the Cashmere sweater' became 'hey Cashmere'. He decided on the spelling when he learned to read/write.
💋What:
Shapeshifter Incubus Hybrid.
Genderfuid (pronouns based on appearance).
On the asexual spectrum.
Just shy of 6 feet tall.
Very likely autistic.
A bastard.
(Feel free to hit me w/specific what questions cuz this can get real outta hand)
💋Where:
He's not sure where he was born, but he's been in Du’Preve as long as he can remember.
Du'Preve is the 4th and final district of the Halkyon Empire. It's a place that's big and abrasive like New York, full of sleezy entertainment like Las Vegas, and is a trashy dupsterfire like the Jersey turnpike.
Du'Preve is home to vampires, gorgons, gargoyles, litches, and hybrids. Collectively they're called Du'Preve'd, darklings, 4th class, nightcrawlers, or just 'lowers'.
But recently he got caught by the govt system and shipped out to District 1 🫶 sucks to suck.
💋When/history:
I don't want to give up tooooo much. 🤔Hmm. He's almost 300yrs old. No clue who his parents were but was a cute kid who found means to shelter himself. A couple centuries and a lot of trauma later and he's a calculating distrustful member of the criminal underground willing to do whatever it takes to avoid revisiting the past.
💋Why (did I make him?):
The thought for my wip 7 Circles began during quarantine 2020. I had nothing to do, nowhere to go, and when my school semester ended my skin was crawling with creativity that didn't have an outlet. So I gave in and downloaded tiktak.
Im a drag persormer/cosplayer and ended up on the side of the app where folks collaborate on settings and interact in-character as their ocs to create a story. I joined as my OC Kazimier and not long after, I began interacting with the charming, dark-eyed OC, 'Klaus Calvaire'. We started messaging to plot story collabs.. then started messaging just to say hi.. then messaged our lives to one another.
This witty, handsome, well-written person was flattering me enough by collaborating so much with me- then they fell in love with me, moving 1000s of miles to live life alongside me. I'm humbled every morning that I'm dating the mind behind my internet crush, and we share whispers about our ocs as we hold one another each night.
The og tag group splintered, the clock app is no longer great for my brain, but Kazimier and Klaus are still going on adventures alongside me and my unlikely lover, 4yrs and over 100k words later. ❤️
💋How (did he come to be?):
Personality was originally based on what I thought would be interesting to write, but then I accidentally added chemical X (my truma) and ended up with a bastard.
As for his looks.. they're based off my drag performance style/makeup🫣. Like.. he was a cosplay before he was really a character. It's embarrassing and strange and delightful all at once that this mf kinda looks like me. 😳
Soooooo, Yeah! He's my most developed blorbastard so there's a lot more, but I'll leave the rest for more asks. If you have further q's feel free to send them!
Hope this wasn't too much of an overload lol if you made it this far thank you so so much, I hope the muses bless your wip 🙏
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AHA YOU DID REBLOG THIS. IT'S OVER FOR YOU TREE, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND! (I am also taller than you, the high ground was already mine LMAO)
MAROON = You taught me something new.  PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little(lot*) better.  FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold VERMILION = You make me feel passionate LAVENDER = You inspire me HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname (Does Tree count?) UMBER = I want to know more about you TIMBERWOLF = I trust you CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
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Hiiii, pls have mercy, I am but a smol sappling 🥺 /j /lh
Hdbxbehsh anyways, I put this off for a little and promptly forgot about it, but now I have remembered and can finally answer!! :D
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I?? Taught you something new?? I mean, German words count I suppose so sure?? But aaaa???
I'm glad I make you laugh :D I strive to be entertaining to my friends, so hells yeah, mission successful heheheh
I know you say that I'm talented, and I'm not saying I'm not but just :wah: thank you!! I feel honoured that you think so 💕💕
AAA I'M GLAD I CAN MAKE YOUR DAY A LITTLE(*LOT :WAH:) BETTER 💕💕💕
Hehehehe I'm glad you like my blog content, it's literally just a collection of cool (and occasionally cursed) things I found :P
I make you feel passionate?? AWW???? I'm so normal about that aaaaa 💕💕 I'm glad!!
I INSPIRE YOU?? YOU INSPIRE ME!!! WAH HELLO U CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AAA I'M MELTING 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
Hehehehee you already call me by a nickname (yes Tree counts <3) but really, any name you give me will make me go 🥺 because you thought about me enough to give me a nickname?? Aaa?? That makes me feel so soft
You know the most about me on the entire Internet, so you are definitely winning there xD yes I stole your wording for this, I hope thats okay hhdhxbdvsvs but ye! You can ask me pretty much anything and I'll probably answer! :D
H— you trust me :0 I'm. Aaaa??? /pos
Hehehehe you're my homie too <3 mwah!
I'm glad you enjoy my posts and get excited when you see them! That's so sweet of you!! 💕
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Thank you so much for your ask, I am just :wah: definitely totally 100% percent normal about all of this, yep.
Totally not a puddle right now ahahah /pos
Love youuuu, mwah mwah!! <3
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throwaway-yandere · 2 years
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if you don't mind, do you have any dni criteria? just curious
😋 anon
To be honest, I'm not sure what to put on DNI lists exactly (I'm still so very "boomer" on tumblr culture haha so if these made you roll your eyes feel free to enlighten me on the subject!) 
But I guess the usual
♦ Homophobes/Transphobes/Sexists
♦ Racists 
♦ P*dos/"MAP"s
♦ Zoophiles 
♦ Ableists
♦ Minors (for explicit and tagged NSFW content)
–would be here. Although if I have to be honest (pls bear with me here I'm just confused) I don't really see the point of a DNI list much since I can't really control my audience (⁠。⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠。⁠). It's the same problem Youtubers bear. You get people complaining to them about kids who watch them when their target demographic is clearly above 18+ ;;---;;
It's so easy to lie about age on the internet. And it's not like I'd want them to reveal something like that since privacy should be maintained at all costs. I think it's especially dangerous for minors to reveal that information on the internet too... Other than being asexual, that's one of the reasons why I don't write things so explicitly. I often put warnings on my fics and remind readers that mental health matters a lot but of course you can't really keep stubborn minors from reading stuff like these ;;;---;;; 
I'm not sure if I have the right to put 18+ on my description cause there's nothing too NSFW here (that new Alhaitham fic is on thin ice tho–) and I don't want to give those, um, unquenched readers a false sense of hope that there's content like that on my blog. Most people interpret NSFW as inherently sexual in nature so yeah. I'm threading a strange line between nsfw-sfw it's kinda funky lol.
But of course, as much as possible, please don't read my works, kids. I'm not your parents/guardian so I can't control what you consume, but PLEASE don't ruin your brain by consuming dark content this early. There are tons of sfw fluffs and angst out there!!! Entertainment shouldn't cost you your innocence 😭
On another note, I don't understand why "blank blogs" are sometimes put in DNI here, too. Back in the old dreaded Wattpad days, my friends were often lurkers so I didn't really understand it lol. Some people aren't comfortable in putting themselves out there yet, and I think that's fine
Perhaps someday when I get a clearer understanding of DNI lists I'll upload a proper one :DD  For now, I think I need to research more on what a DNI list does (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)
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wikiangela · 2 years
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she-hulk episode 6!
yaaay a wedding episode, this is gonna be fun (that 4th-wall break was great, I love when she does that lmao)
damn you agreed to be a bridesmaid for someone you haven't talked to in years? I'd maybe go to the wedding because I love weddings but that's it lmao - and I wouldn't even invite people I went to high school with wtf lulu 😂
I love how the title card keeps changing every episode, this is so great 😂
I like Mallory, I'm happy we're getting more of her haha
"I'm a nice guy" 🤮 aaand he jumped out of the window lmao - no but the fact that he just "kills himself" instead of getting a divorce is a hilarious concept 😂
"you'll find someone. don't feel bad" - oh my god how those things piss me off 😑 you don't need a guy to be happy dammit 😒😑😂😂
in the show it's like 2023/4? I guess? right? who the hell still asks team Edward or Jacob even in 2022??😂 jfc this is so middle school sns 😂😂 at least it made me laugh🤣
Titania is here yaaay!! I love the way she speaks in this show, it gives "an entitled influencer" and I'm living for it 😂😂
they're making Jen do everything and Johnathan is a dog. this is so funny but also like..... wow Lulu's a bitch 😂😂😂
I love that it's "Lulu and her groom" and we just don't get his name because it's "her day" 😂 such a bridezilla move 😂😂
I love the story with Mallory Nikki and Mr immortal this is so entertaining and funny and so interesting - generally my fave thing about this show is seeing "regular" people with powers (as in non-superheroes) and how they use their powers in their lives and get in trouble lol there's so much potential there, if watch fuckin seasons of this
aww I love that Josh seems to like Jen for Jen 🥺 this is what she needed to hear
okay, she-hulk looks awesome and while Jen looked good too, that dress fits she-hulk better than any other bridesmaid tbh 😂
oh wow Lulu's drunk and excited about she-hulk - didn't expect that 😂😂
Nikki is like, the best friend ever, obviously she told Jen, I mean, it might be just trolling on the internet like Mallory said but it might be serious (and we all know it's serious 👀👀)
oh no, someone's like observing her all the time?! it has something to do with the guys that tried to get her blood for sure
I loved this episode tbh, it was great - loved seeing Titania in general but also seeing her get her ass kicked lmao - Jen was great and I really hope Josh turns out to be a genuinely good guy, she's had enough disappointment lol - and Nikki and Mallory team up was fantastic, I loved them and how they handled Mr immortal haha - he was hilarious too 😂
I can't wait for the next one and pls give me Matt Murdock already!!!
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ay-chuu · 2 years
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Hello there! Can I get a twisted wonderland matchup? Starting off with my appearance I'm chubby and 5'1 with long ginger hair. I am a short king :). Regarding mbti I'm an ENTP. Also, with my personality my friends would describe me as "bubbly, weird, smart, honest, and kind". I asked em for traits for random internet quizzes so that's what they told me lol. Despite being a bit of an extrovert I also highly value my alone time to the degree I can become quite introverted. Moving onto hobbies I like playing video games, watching YouTube videos on random topics I'm interested in, listening to music, and reading. My favorite games tend to be RPGs. My fav games are probs Dragon Age, Skyrim, and Tomodachi life. I love to create characters in games and explore, and I especially enjoy building houses in games. Idk why but building houses gives me such joy. My favorite part of Skyrim is unironically the dlc that lets you build a house. I love to build that house and then get a husband and some kids. I consider that my end game goal verses the main quest which I've never actually finished despite putting 200 hours into Skyrim. For movies well I don't rlly watch movies much but my favorite series is probably star wars. Especially the prequels because I enjoy the characters more in those films and all the lore it adds. For music I kinda listen to everything, but my favorite artist is probably Hozier. The only genre I dislike is screamo probs. For things I hate uhhh I guess I dislike bugs, being put under pressure, and small spaces as I'm claustrophobic. Finally, going onto favorite idol I am going to go with a hisotrical example as I also love to learn about hisotry. I have many examples I could pick for figures I admire, but I'll go with a more famous example, Oscar Wilde. Just in case you don't know, Oscar wilde was a famous Irish author and playwright during the late 1800s. He was quite controversial for his opinions on art and morality, and he was a gay man at time where that was illegal. All of this lead up to him eventually getting arrested and jailed. I admire him because he didn't care that society thought he was wrong and immoral, he lived his life and gave his opinions despite it. Anyway that's it thanks!
You're very welcome! (´꒳`)♡
I match you with... (っ^▿^)💨
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ACE TRAPPOLA (pls ignore the gif i only could find that T^T)
I always thought ESFP and ENTP were one of the most compatible couples! Because the feature that some cannot provide against life, the other provides both for theirself and for their partner <3 I think Ace is very supportive in general, but because he is a tsundere, he only clearly shows it to someone he is very close to. he loves your life idol and way of thinking!
You used to make fun of each other a lot at first, but then you suddenly fell in love with each other and Deuce was like "🧍🏻" between you LOL SDFKGLSDFJGLJDF While you liked his secret softness, supportiveness, sincerity and liveliness in general, he loved your intelligence, funnyness, kindness and self-confidence. Opening up to each other was thanks to Deuce, but the moment you did it, you both realized that you both completed each other.
If there is going to be a problem in your relationship, I think it's because Ace is too sarcastic when he's angry sometimes and you can't stand it and annoy him even more with clever answers. Usually this ends in fights and the fights are quite childish. After about a week, even though you miss each other, you can't break your pride. As a result grim and deuce will be together and reconcile you somehow because GOD you are irresistible you love birds LMAO.
Finally, some moments I dream of for you two: Entertaining each other while studying the lessons you have difficulty with, a sweet Ace who tries to comment on what you read to him even if he is not smart enough, you mess up and end up in Crowley's room while trying the action in the youtube video you watched, one of the rare and weird but cute moments you experience expressing your love for each other in words and kissing - grim saw that kiss he says its remains traumatic JKLASDF - and finally, when you realize that you will support each other no matter what in your life, you hold your hands tighter and look at each other and smile <3
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trans-mando · 5 years
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I have to take a 3 credit course but none of my major classes fit so!
What should I take? I will accept any opinions except business/accounting.
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plutoslittlerkive · 2 years
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Touch Deprived
Gamer Micah Yujin x GN! Reader smut⚠️ (MDNI)
Notes: Enjoy my literal first ever published smut pls be nice and request something maybe🤭
Warnings: It’s an oral fic bae idk what to say💀 (m! receiving) Slight Angst??
Tiktok: princessofmagix( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
Word count: 1777
“Angel p-please slow down!”
As sweet of a lover you were to Yujin he couldn’t quite tell what had you in an all of a sudden sadistic mood, and as he gently tilted his head giving you better access to his neck a soft sigh of ecstasy clouded his mind of any wonder. The alarming beeping of his life points draining away from his digital body prompted him to not let his guard down just yet. Clearing his throat fervently he attempted to create some distance between the two of you, he would try to put his foot down with you even though you were his biggest weakness and his face was completely flushed with a lustful gleam showing through his half lidded eyes. Straightening himself back up against the headboard of your shared bed his attention immediately tried to go back to his Tv with only half of his health left displayed on the lower left corner of the screen, but knowing how persistent you were there was only so much time this was going to last.
You squinted your eyes in disbelief. He can’t be serious? First of all this is the most attention he’s ever gotten from me in weeks you thought. Ever since he got that new damned video game that’s been all over the internet recently he just won’t let up. Then at night complaining cuddling up to you while you’re exhausted letting you know that he’s missed you the whole day and never wants to let you go but this is how he spends his days? Countless hours entertaining the attention whore in him that won’t let you get a lick of rest because NOW he can’t keep his hands to himself?? Slowly embracing him while he seeks for redemption you bury your face in his neck momentarily before kissing softly up to his ear.
“Baby please play with me…” you whimpered pleadingly.
He froze in terror, fuck why now? He asked in thought while mentally cursing himself for finally letting you cuddle him while he games. After weeks of denying you his affection in place of his video games it’s no wonder you’re torturing him like this, but this time he just couldn’t say no to those doe eyes that stared at him with so much loneliness and pain, even if it was you just being over dramatic, but this? Oh, he could lose himself to this. Glancing down at your body laid against him but sat on his lap, with his controller in hand resting on your back as he reciprocated your breath-stealing embrace, he began to question the life choices that lead him up to this moment. Ignoring your pleas to quickly look back up to his game while trying to suppress the dirty thoughts that threatened to fill his head, he sighed once again. Unfortunately for him what his mind won’t say his body will.
As he felt himself harden beneath the sheer fabric of his boxers he prayed that you couldn’t feel it, of course he only had himself to blame for wanting to play games “comfortably” as he liked to say through your timid complaints, but it DEFINITELY didn’t help that you too started to feel a little comfortable around him. Having you walk around the house wearing only his clothes along with lacey underwear was definitely something he could get use too but it was only a matter of time before he’d lose control.
“B-babe I’m busy please I’ll play with you later I- a-ah~” he couldn’t even finish his promise before you began sucking harshly down his neck. He shivered in delight while trying his best not to lose his place in the game. Pulling back from him slightly you admired the dark marks that were now present on his beautiful skin, it made you start to think.
“You’re so pretty Micah you know that?” You asked in a playful soft voice
“You’re killing me here Angel” He tried adjusting himself only to realize with you on top of him that might not be such a good idea. Noticing you beginning to gently tug at his shirt he contemplated turning the game off all together, this moment was too tempting to pass up but he was determined. Once you started to realize he wasn’t giving in, you decided it was time for you to take matters into your own hands…or rather your mouth. A breath of relief drifted from his lips once he thought your attempts at seducing him had faltered but he couldn’t have been more wrong. As you moved from off his lap you eyed the prominent tint from his boxers. He blushed deeply feeling your stare, trying his best to not let it faze him, but as soon as he felt your hands at both sides of his waist band he knew he wasn’t out of the woods yet.
“W-what’re you..?!”
“Oh calm down and focus on your stupid game, it’s more important than me anyway” you started to get impatient and his constant interference was really getting to you. His eyes widened and he stared down at you as you settled between his legs and took him into your mouth sucking slowly, focusing your tongue along his tip.
Though you were A1 at pleasing him, he couldn’t help but feel terrible reflecting on the many times he had brushed you off while you yearned for his attention.
Building up a steady pace you placed your hands at the base of his cock and began to pump while swirling your tongue around his head.
“F-fuck….Angel m’sorry I didn’t mean to neglect you…” he apologized through breathy moans.
The abuse of his tip left him sensitive as he slowly held his head back and closed his eyes.
“I’m so-ngh…please...f-forgive me…” He whimpered
You pulled away from his cock but started pumping faster making him curse underneath his breath.
“I’ll do anything p-please!”
“Oh? Well if you’re so sorry you can make it up by feeding me…can’t you?” You looked up at him innocently but he knew your intentions were malicious.
Feed you? Oh yeah that was it, he was a goner. As the controller fell heavy in his hand you did him the favor of taking it and placing it farther away on the bed.
Any self restraint he had was gone and he proceeded to run his hand through your hair before gripping it roughly causing you to moan in pain. He pushed your head down making you take him deeper in your mouth almost hitting the back of your throat. He guided you down the length of his cock and allowed his moans to get louder. When I tell you music to your ears, plus he was a heavenly sight to bare witness to in his pleasured state. Finally letting his hands fall to his sides you lifted yourself to hover close to him, while still stroking at a fast pace you pulled yourself up to kiss him trying to give mercy to your sore throat.
Taking you by the neck he moaned while kissing you deeply but pulled away only to look into your eyes. Now eye contact had always made you nervous and he knew that, it was always Micah’s go to whenever he wanted you to feel a little shy, but if there was one thing about Micah it’s that he always wanted to push you a little out of your comfort zone, plus he’d do anything to bring you two closer. Placing his forehead against yours he began to let out whiney moans and nearly bucks himself into your hands.
“Fuck I’m so close…please!” He moans
You instantly push him back and lower your head closer to where your hands were and he trembles.
“Relax Baby” you tried to calm him but the closer he got the more he tensed up, panting rapidly he urged you to continue sucking him off to which you complied. He wanted to touch you more, wanting to caress or thank you in some way for pleasing him this much even though you probably felt like he couldn’t care less about how you were feeling, but just as he reached out to stroke your face you took his hands and pin them to his side and deep throated.
“Oh g-god Angel let me touch you~” You looked up at him while sucking then closed your eyes and continued.
Throwing his head back tears dripped down his flushed cheeks and he zoned out on the euphoric feeling of you bringing him closer.
“You’re in no position to be making demands you know? Just give me what I want” you sighed with need. He felt himself getting dizzy from the amount of pleasure you were giving him
“N-no I- Y/N please I can’t…slow down I’m begging you~” he whined
“Slow down? I thought you wanted to make it up to me?” You questioned licking up to his tip before taking him whole again.
“I-i do but are you s-sure I don’t want to just-” he stuttered
“I need it so bad please baby I want it all, give it to me” you begged
His mind started getting foggy and he focused himself on the feeling of your lips wrapped around him. Trembled upon realizing he was right there Micah gripped the sheets beneath him and started to cum.
“Fuck Angel a-ah…cumming!” As his cum seeped down your throat you continued to stroke him harder, the constant stimulation becomes too much for him.
“No m-more please Y/n I can’t!”
You pulled away from him with a mixture of your saliva and his cum still connecting you two. He watched in awe as you cleaned him up with your tongue and swallowed everything he gave you, his cock twitched at the sight. You stood up while he panted heavily but was so speechless he threw his head back and closed his eyes, recollecting himself before he could even bring himself to thank you and/ or apologize. Before he could say anything he felt his breath leave him as you slowly sank down onto his lap. His face scrunched as you started to slowly grind your hips against him.
“N-no stop I-” he moaned but you only shushed him while placing soft comforting kisses along his neck. You embrace him closer to you and moaned as he brushed against your g-spot. He embraced you back pressing a kiss gently to your forehead.
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“I’m sorry Angel I promise I’ll do better…”
Likes, comments and rt are so VERY appreciated!!💗💗💗
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willowistic22 · 4 years
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This will say somethinv abt myself but fuck it idc anymore at this point:
Hello, I would like to revoke my existence until my wifi at my house would properly connect and function to specifically MY laptop and phone bcs other devices work fine and if i use other wifis it will all work just fine as well so basically it’s being a complete little shit to me specifically and idk why and really want to throw that router out the window if it continues to do this and would most likely enhance the horribleness of online school along with it :)
Just fucking end my misery right now. Take me out.
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selinakidreams · 3 years
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How to have Cybersex on the Internet // Tendou Satori
you could never have a shortage of camboy fics and let me tell you,,, the content that came out of this is delicious. thank you thank you thank you to @introloves ‘s The Love Club for hosting such a marvelous collab.
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paring: up&cumming camboy! tendou x knowledgeable sex shop worker! reader
warnings: lots of talk about lube bc shit ! fuckin yea ! a lil bit of sex Ed mother fuckers !, pretty dick piercings, voyerism, uh camming, butt stuff, edging
word count: 3.9k+
a/n: THIS IS INCREDIBLY LATE TO THE COLLAB AND I APOLOGIZE!! but ya girl has been going through it,, pls take this as my apology.
ps. this is written by an aspiring sex & relationship therapist/ sex educator. oops I indulged,,, <3 sue me <3 and as per usual, please let me if I forgot to mention anything in the warnings !
pss. THANK YOU TO MY BETAS YOU LITERALLY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME
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In such a heavily populated area, curiosities were bound to wander in with plenty of questions that many were too shy to ask; explicit questions that you were more than happy to answer.
Some people were shyer––in attempts to be more discreet than others––not meaning to but sticking out like a sore thumb. Others walked through each section with wide eyes and slacked jaws, trying to map out all sexual ventures they could go on. Not many walked in with boisterous confidence, only a select few––the regulars.
Regardless, going into an adult entertainment shop could be pretty daunting for most, so typically, you found that the best approach was keeping a low profile; people-watching from the safety of your seat behind the counter, right next to the vibrator and dildo section.
Occasionally, you’d make rounds just to see if anyone was eyeing around for a worker to show up so they wouldn't make a scene asking for help, but again, most of the time it was being seated comfortably in your black leather seat overlooking your the half of the store- that or you’re restocking.
Bright and buzzed, it was his flaming hair that had caught your eye. You could stretch the truth and say it was his tall slouched frame or the juxtaposition of dark baggy clothes on a pale lanky body, but it’s the hair that really did it. It was so vibrant of a color that you couldn’t help but think back to see if you’ve ever seen that shade of red in someone’s hair before.
It seemed like they had never been in a store like yours before by the way their eyes sparkled. Enchanted with a hint of “what am I getting myself into”… but not in a scared way. They just looked like they didn’t know where to start.
You watched them wander from the entrance and straight into your blindspot, figuring they’d peruse every section- there was so much to look at, after all.
After a while, they came up to your section. It had taken them a little bit. Maybe they thumbed through the lacy lingerie, teasing mesh, and raunchy underwear. Maybe they eyeballed the psychedelic glass-blown bongs and pipes before scoping out the wide array of lubes, massage oils and candles before stepping up to your line of sight.
They were empty-handed––probably just scoping out for the time being, but you didn’t miss how their lips visibly parted at the variety of vibrators and dildos––or was it for the BDSM section? You couldn’t tell from where you sat.
You tried not to stare too hard as they made their way to the locked vitrine that showcased the tools for more particular tastes––like the sounding rods and the electrostimulation wands.
It had to be some sort of saving grace that a new customer stepped through the door, pulling your attention away from the redhead before you could give yourself away. Thankfully, this new customer gave you a reason to keep your eyes off of them, coming straight up to you to ask about packers.
Grateful for the new distraction, you excitedly stood from your chair and guided them to the selection of prosthetic flaccid silicone penises and scrotums. You also made sure to ask if they had the underwear that was specifically designed for holding the packer, and if they didn’t, you added that to your list of things to show them.
By the time you had made the person very happy, waking to the checkout at the front of the store with their desired limb and underwear, you looked around only to find the redhead wasn’t anywhere to be found.
The rest of the shift went by as if you had never seen that crimson head of hair.
A couple of shifts after the first sighting, you spotted them again.
You were restocking the water-based lubes when you caught the striking color slipping through the front door. The pretty person was back and out for something specific––they seemed to be heading straight towards you, stride full of purpose and determination flickering in their eyes.
“I’ve got a few questions, would it be okay to ask you?”
The person towered over you, almost casting a shadow, and yet, there was nothing to feel threatened by, not that you had been threatened by them at all, but the height difference up close heightened the shock value.
“Yeah, absolutely! What could I help with? Any items in specific or just general overall questions?”
“Well I was here a few days ago and you guys have … a lot of lube. More brands than I ever knew existed.” their view went from you to the neatly organized stock you had on display.
“Yup! We’re happy to cater to different types of skin sensitivity, different types of play, or to whatever preference you hold! But if you don’t really use lube often, it could be a bit overwhelming to sift through… do you have a preference or are you new to the world of lubricant?” With the lost reaction they held after dropping that blob of information, it was clear that this was gonna be a fun little tidbit.
“Well I mean there’s always been some sort of lube- natural or not- but I’ve never really paid attention to what kind my partner had… Does it matter?”
This was quite a common scenario, and frankly, this person was much more open than most customers have been- which is always a win-win; the more you know and interact with them, the better you could help.
“To some it does! Different people’s bodies can react to different bases … well... differently. There are the big two: water-based and silicone-based. There are also oil-based lubes but we don’t have very many of those… I can still talk about them if you’d like? Does it sound appealing to you?”
They took a second to think, pursing their bottom lip and flicking their gaze up to the ceiling, “I don’t think so, no. Maybe eventually, but yeah- not right now.”
“Alright, do you have any questions before I dive in?” You paused; with a shake of their head, they concluded: none so far.
“Ok so, most female-bodied people tend to go with the brand Sliquid because quite a few of their lubes are water-based, meaning there are more natural ingredients, and paired with their natural lubricant, it’s really just used as an assistant. There are also the components of it not housing any of that irritating glycerin. Plus! If you so choose to use protection, it’s arguably the best pairing for any condom, and it’s safe with basically any toy.”
He looked like he had about a million questions bouncing around in that dome of his, but he settled with, “What’s glycerin?”
Ah. The main concern was irritation.
“Well…glycerin is this sweet liquid that can deplete hydration. Though it’s not toxic, it absorbs water, leaving dehydration in its wake, which can easily irritate and blister…. So you could see why you wouldn’t want that inside of you.” You chuckle.
“mmm… Well, I was looking to buy more for myself…” they trailed off, watching you nod as if you were waiting for some clarification before they put the two pieces together.
“Oh! I was leaning towards more anal and cock play- and uh my name is Tendou Satori, he/him.”
It was such an out-of-place introduction that you couldn’t stop the loud snort that hung heavy in the air before you started laughing.
Then it clicked; you could have given him the wrong impression just now. Before you actively seek out any possible sign of humiliation on his face, you immediately apologized.
“Oh my god I’m so sorry, I truly didn’t mean it like that- the introduction was highly appreciated Tendou! You’re gonna be coming here often, then?”
He was already smiling when he nodded with enthusiasm.
After introducing yourself, you shifted your weight onto one leg, gearing to be more comfortable.
“Okay well, if we’re looking into anal/anal play, you’re gonna want something thicker and nondrying- which is exactly what a silicone-based lube is! Not only does it make up for the lack of natural lubricant, but its long wear is really helpful for longer sessions. The only things you have to keep in mind are to not pair this line with any silicone toy, it will completely ruin the toy- and the fact that the lube itself is pretty hard to get off. A good soaking in the bath and a nice scrub’ll do the trick… most popular brand here being Pjur Back Door.”
It was really encouraging to see that he was so engaged with everything you were saying- invested, and nodding along. It made you feel like you were actually helping him, not just telling him what to buy.
“What kind of toys are you looking to lather up?” you asked, hoping to suggest a few fun ones you recently discovered yourself, along with the lube.
That question took him a bit by surprise; it was the obvious head tilt and the blush that spread across his cheeks that gave it away.
“Oh! Well, I don't have many right now, so I think I’m mainly gonna just use it on myself- but I’m hoping on starting up quite the collection…” he said, gaining confidence enough to work in a sly grin.
“Oh yeah?” you quip, raising your eyebrow and crossing your arms over your chest.
“Yeah! Hopefully… soon. I’m starting a second job up and it’s pretty exciting.”
“Oooh!! Did you wanna focus on just the lube today or are you looking to buy a toy too? Just let me know because we’ve got a few toys that’ll really… knock your socks off.”
“Just the lube for now. I wanna see what suits me better before going willy nilly on toys.”
“Gotchaa,” you chuckle out before flicking your attention on the wall of lubes before gazing back at Tendou. “So your poison of choice?”
“I think I’m gonna take one smaller bottle of the different bases, just to see what I like more.”
“The ones that I suggested or did you see anything that particularly stuck out to you?”
“Oh! The ones you suggested.”
“Alright then, go and grab your bottles and I'll ring you up at the counter over there!”
The walk to your counter was very serendipitous seeing as within the next few months, he had continuously come back- quite a few times actually. Soon he’d be coming once, twice, three times in one week.
At first, you thought his luck catching you at work was incredible.. until he revealed that if he sees you are not working, he wouldn’t stay for long.
Apparently, he tried to get advice from another staff member but he said that he didn't feel like he learned anything.
Looking back, every time he stepped inside the store, he did in fact have very pointed questions about sex and the realm of pleasure, wanting to know in-depth answers to everything––and you were happy to indulge him. If there were ever a time when you didn’t have the answer to one of his questions, you’d always do research and get back to him, giving him the sources you looked at in case he wanted to go back and have a look for himself.
His growing interest in kinks and toys was a constant reminder of why you loved working there so much. There’s such a wide range of things that make people feel good––and revisiting/talking about it all made you wanna try a few more things that you hadn’t thought about doing before.
For example, the Tendou-inspired idea of watching a cam stream.
After the first month of interacting with him, the theory popped up in your head.
The idea of him going into the industry had always been a possibility in the back of your mind but what branch? There were so many different roads that could be taken, and a few you were able to eliminate right away but you also didn’t want to assume.
He had become your (stupidly attractive) regular––quite the unusual thing for someone who works at an adult entertainment store to think but! that's how it seems to be––so it only seemed right to do a little bit of research.
The first place you chose to snoop around was Instagram. Easy. It’s a great place to assert yourself via looks and aesthetics; getting well known based on how one looks is typically the goal.
and Tendou Satori was pretty eye-catching.
MiracleBoy ?
Under that user, you saw a good amount of people following him and high-quality pictures of his lanky figure––the bright crimson merely accenting the spice, his poses and angles were more than enough to elude the fact that he promoted himself as a sexual being.
All the shots that were posted looked so confident; another side of Tendou that you knew was there, just rarely saw.
Sparkling eyes and big smiles were what you were used to; his seductive, tantalizing gaze lured you into spending a little more time taking in his pictures, that fact alone caused a warmth to bloom across your cheeks.
Scrolling back to the top, the bio was packed with information.
The pinned link turned out to be a smaller streaming service, one you’ve never heard before but more than likely held nsfw type content- along with four different “highlight” circles.
Schedule, questions answered, toys used, and… a chocolate bar?
Glancing to see if he posted anything on his general story- which he didn't- you quickly tapped the schedule highlight.
The most recent addition to it was posted two days ago, showcasing that he would be streaming on Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday all at the same time, 8 pm.
How convenient. You had three hours till he started streaming.
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It was a Wednesday night when you found yourself in bed earlier than usual.
Your laptop was set up to the unfamiliar website, an airpod in one ear while the other was left empty––wouldn’t want your roommates to hear or walk in on something they weren’t meant to.
The only source of light was from the warm dangly lights strung to your wall and the brightness of Tendou’s account- truly setting the tone for the night.
The stream had started about 5 minutes ago and your cursor was still over the subscription button- debating whether or not this was a good idea.
Everything was already set up… so why hesitate?
He couldn't possibly know it was you.
But also… this was wrong, wasn’t it? He’s an acquaintance.
But you're supporting his… small business.
The guilt would eat you alive.
The guilt of what? He puts himself out there for anyone to see- and again, you're supporting him. And! And, this is simply… a type of porn. You knew porn, watched it.
Then a completely different angle pops into your head.
You're just making sure he’s using the toys you recommended correctly- if he’s even using them.
Quickly, before you decide against it, you hit subscribe- racing to fill in your information before going straight to his live video as soon as you were granted access.
Rapidly clenching and unclenching both your fists, you squeak and hit the play button that hovered over the thumbnail of an ordinary empty room on the video. The screen glitches for just a second before a new view on your screen appears.
Your eyes were first drawn to his pale bare chest, contrasting dark images were inked into his forearms as your line of sight was then drawn to his boney fingers wrapped around his surprisingly thick girth, the pretty pink pointed head was in a chokehold, spitting out shiny beads of precum down onto his hand.
It was when repositioning himself in the frame, did your eyes almost bulge out of your head; letting go, his cock bobbed up, fully displaying the beautiful silver jacob's ladder scaling his underside.
This was nothing new to you, there was a whole piercing section in your shop… and you never saw Tendou pay the slightest bit of mind to it. so you just assumed..
A hitched breath drew your attention away from slinking back into your own mind.
Your gaze snapping to his fast-paced wrist- his hips thrusting into his palm before you heard a breathy “fuck” before he let go of himself.
“You guys are so mean,” he half chuckled and half whined as he looked to the corner of his screen.
Oh shit, there was a comment section.
It was going 100 miles a minute.
You’re such a good boy.
Fuvk you’re so hot, tori
PLUG GET THE PLUG
edge yourself again, baby!
New messages kept the section moving, current comments easily being switched out by someone who just messaged. Multiple pings went off at once, showing large swells of money underneath a chocolate bar icon.
“What if I got the plug and edged myself a bit longer before I show you the new surprise I got?” He smirked before leaning out of frame to grab a very familiar toy… one you had recommended.
Oh my god.
That particular plug you had insisted that he purchase, saying it was one of the snuggest silicone pieces and on top of that- it held your erection longer due to the attached ring that would go around the base of the penis.
Tendou was speedy; It didn’t take long for the b-vibe snug and tug to get all lubed up.
As expected, he made a show of sticking it in; first hooking the ring around his jerking cock- making sure it didn’t get caught around his piercings- before circling around his rim and pushing it halfway in, the slick of the lube made it almost slip in all the way.
His eyes went half-lidded when he got down to the middle, lashes fluttering at first before easing into a drowsy haze of pleasure.
A curl of warmth ran through your stomach.
He was just so handsome.
“I uh.. I hope you guys aren’t too mad- I-mmmh! I prepped a lil right be-fore.”
It seemed like the stretch was getting to him, and just when you thought he might lose himself and fuck himself on the plug, he shoved it in with a low groan. You didn’t miss the subtle thrust of his hips as he got acquainted with the feel of being full.
Grabbing himself with his big hand, Tendou started with languid strokes, really savoring the feeling.
His tongue swiped over his bottom lip before he blissfully looked at the camera, mouth slightly open and cheeks flushed.
Shit.
You were hesitant at first but now the hesitation and your dignity were out the window because you found your hand trailing to the hottest part of your body.
His show made you so needy… and you haven’t even been watching for 5 minutes.
It was only a gentle palm over yourself and on reflex, your hips thrust upward -the need to feel relief was overbearing.
Biting your bottom lip with Tendou whining in your ear, you looked around your room for something- anything for quick release.
It was evident you didn’t plan on getting off when the first thing you reached for was your extra pillow- eyes barely averting from the screen.
In wonky attempts to straddle the plush thing, you situate it so it hits just so, and you involuntarily clench as a high whine draws in your attention.
“I won’t be able to- haa — last much longer !” He pants.
Take the ring off.
Somebody typed in the chat, and thank god they did because not only was that a wonderful idea but also you wanted to cum with him.
If you’re already in the stick of it, might as well embrace what you’re in for. Go big or go home, right?
Soon a mass of people were typing the same thing- no way he could miss the message now- and you went to help yourself get there, tying that knot tighter and tighter.
TAKE THE RING OFF
TAKE THE RING OFF
TAKE THE RING OFF
The more comments you saw, the harder and faster you grind down into your pillow.
“I- fuck- okay” he whimpered out, immediately shutting his eyes as he torturously made his way down to the base of his leaky cock before slowly removing the ring. The sigh of relief sounded absolutely euphoric.
Not basking in his freedom for too long, the pace of his hand went relentless, as did the rhythm of your hips. He was close and you aimed to be right there with him.
You trailed one of your hands down while the other went to toy with your nipples, taking that extra push towards your climax.
The sensation of the newfound pressure and added stimulation in combination with the erotic view of Tendou Satori gasping as he pumped out hot spurts of cum into his fist was what got your legs shaking and breath panting.
Oh dear god.
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A week has passed and you couldn’t help it- you watched two more of his shows, sufficiently getting off each time.
At work, you tried to keep your cool but it was just so damn difficult with his cherry red irises holding your gaze, a cute smile playing on his lips as he would enthusiastically talk your ear off.
Suspicion of heart problems wasn’t too far away from the looks of how many times your heart kept fluttering whenever he was around.
There were days that Tendou was bound to show up- Mondays and Thursdays were always a solid day but on this particular Monday, it seemed like he was going to be a no show.
You don’t like assuming that certain people will come or not but it was a little disappointing when things began to wind down after an interestingly busy shift at the end of the night and the redhead hasn't shown up all day.
Your attention was loosely tracking the few people that were wandering around the store- some couples while others kept their gazes low with their hands clutching their bags- body language loudly screaming that they didn’t want to talk to people, in specific, people working in the store- so laying low sounded like the best option.
You stuck behind the counter and waited for something. Anything. You closed in two hours and with how slow it’s going, it felt like two hours could be the equivalent of five years.
Finally!
Half an hour till closing.
As soon as you stand up to make a quick round about the shop, the man with the infamous red hair strolls in, a relaxed smile on his face. Without hesitation, he goes right up to your counter and perches himself up by his elbows, his face resting in his hands, still smiling up at you.
You fight back any signs of awareness of heat burning in your cheeks. Keep it professional.
“I wanna try something new.” he grins mischievously.
“New, huh?”
“Yea! I heard about this thing called sounding and I did a bit of research.. it sounds like something I wanna try!”
“Hmm I wonder if that would affect your piercings at all, and how exactly it would feel like… guess you’ll find out, right?” you trail off looking at the display that holds the pretty rods.
“Yea! I was thinking the same … thing… w-what did you just say?”
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