#pls i'm bored

[jaylienpotter]

Please send me asks about marauders era characters/situations/relationships for me to tell you my headcanons!

It can be as specific and complex or vague and simple as you want!

[l3ominor]

I'm gonna be breaking my back over art homework for the next forever, so anyone want to chat with me?

I'll happily ramble about a bunch of stuff, including but not limited to

-life

-art projects

-Recalled

-my OCs and original novels

I'm also 100% down to be rambled to, if you want to do any rambling, but ye

[kirbyxtadc]

Ya'll don't forget the askes are always open

[pinklocksoflove]

Like for a starter from Kaz

[humanrindswrites]

youse know you can send me some thots thoughts if you want, right 🥺

[god-is-agender]

does anyone have good fic recs?

I’ve been wanting to find a good ironstrange irondad fix it au, but I haven’t been able to find anything good

[brklynlewis]

SEND ME UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

football/players

F1/drivers

artists/bands

movies/tv shows

songs

or whatever comes to your mind

[gentlemanly-apprentice]

luke. let's go fishing

[rockytye79]

@mari-lair Your Clock Is Ticking is one of the bestest fic I've read and I genuinely never been this fixated to even draw a bunch of drawing for a fic, so I thank you a lot for being my muse and get me out of the depth of art block

Anyway here's the link (I use Will Stetson's cover because the lyrics fit them a lot) the song is Lower One's Eyes and it's one of my fav song

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Demon slayer + tumblr textposts

[cr33pz-mck3nna]

Could I request Lady D x Maid!reader where Alcina enjoys rewarding/embarrassing reader with a bunch of lipstick kisses whenever they do a good job/mess up?

Sugar Wine Kisses

Pairing: Lady Alcina Dimitrescu x Maid!reader(Ft: slight Jealous Heisenberg bcs I love me a jealous Heisenberg-)

(I love this request istg- but bcs gender wasn't specified this is GN!reader, I hope u don't mind!)

Some little backstory headcanons leading up to the main stuff from the request and a little fluff blurb

Warnings: Mentions of blood, death, kinda ooc?, dead bodies, explosions, resident evil village in itself is a warning-

• You first belonged to Heisenberg, as a friend of the Winters family Mother Miranda found you too useful to dispose of

• Heisenberg liked to take you to Miranda's meetings, that would be how Lady D met you

• She took an intruige to you mainly for your personality, you were the only one of Heisenberg's assistants who had the audacity to yell back at his antics, Lady D liked you for that and so you got along fast

• It was when Heisenberg blew up half his factory, and almost you in it, that Lady D knew it was time to step in

• When you arrived at Castle Dimitrescu you were IMMEDIATELY swarmed by the Dimitrescu girls asking you questions

• It's been two and a half years since Lady D moved you in, she had quickly made it clear you were to be treated differently from all the other slavesservants, you were always asked to sit in on Dimitrescu family dinners(you no longer have a reaction to dead bodies to say the least) and the many grand galas Alcina hosts and you were placed in a bedroom directly connected to the master bedroom

• Lady D LOVES dressing you, never once were you wearing the same clothes as the other servants except for the day you arrived, you were called to bring tea to her in a meeting with Donna(+Angie) and the moment you walked in you could just FEEL the sheer horror coming from Alcina- "WHAT...are you wearing. Never dress like this in my sight again." But when it was just the two of you...."Oh Sugar, do not wear such lowly clothes, you are better than that! No more lowering yourself to such a level, now try this on, it suits your complexion MUCH better!"

• If Lady D and Heisenberg had a bad relationship before then HAHA WHOOO BOY UR IN FOR ONE HELL OF A RIDE- Heisenberg will never admit it but you were the best assistant he had ever had, so when Alcina convinced Miranda that you weren't safe with him it was almost as if saying no to Veruca Salt and something snapped. Whenever Heisenberg shows up at the castle he always makes snide remarks to the Dimitrescu girls about how their mother "stole" you and how he should "return the favor" and "snatch up one of her pretty girls", he especially loves flirting with Cassandra(the most lovesick of the three) but he isn't the only one playing the mindgames as Alcina just LOVES to dress you up in your finest clothes when she hears Heisenberg will be there and parade you around like a prized dog

• You are to Alcina pretty much what Angie is to Donna, meaning you are always at her side including at the Lord's meetings with Miranda, at this point you are basically one of the lords via being an extension of Alcina and since Alcina is pretty much known to be Miranda's favorite you have had many interactions with her. During a particularly...loud meeting you were being very calm and quiet, listening intentively to Miranda's words as best as you could through all the screaming which led to this exact interaction- "SILENCE. Now can anyone tell me what I just said?" and you immediately repeated her words word for word "Wonderful human, now this is why you are my favorite"...I think you can guess what happened after that-

• The biggest shippers of you and Lady D are her daughters ofc! Around the half a year mark since you had started living there Cassandra confronted her mother, Cass being the most knowledgeable in love(she loves romance novels) told her mother to try rewarding you with a kiss to see your reaction, which did not disappoint-

• Having been working for Heisenberg for god knows how long before Alcina took you in meant that you haven't felt flesh on flesh contact in QUITE awhile leading to MAJOR touch starvation so when you finished cleaning the floors particularly quick one day and Lady D rewarded you with a kiss on the head let's just say you started...malfunctioning?- leading to her sending her daughters to kidnap a human from the village to come explain what tf was wrong with you

• Once she finds out what happened to you, and that it's not a bad thing, you can bet she does it SO OFTEN, she loves rewarding you with kisses, and cuddles if you officially get together, but she ESPECIALLY loves randomly kissing you for no reason, head, cheek, lips, she loves how red your face gets, almost blending in with the red lipstick marks, and the little squeaky sounds you make! Miranda meeting? Peck! A particularly big party? Peck! You're busy? Peck for the road! You're finally going to bed? Peck, peck, peck! No matter where, if you're there you will most likely get a kiss.

• It takes you SO LONG to wipe off all the kiss marks, ofc her lipstick had to be semi permanent, and once you finally get them off she's already putting new ones so you just stopped removing them after awhile, if you have to be around people you'll just put on some of Alcina's makeup over it

• One thing about Alcina is she lovessss her wine, but she also loves you, so I hope you like wine because this woman loves taking you into her winery and having little taste testing dates. The only catch? Why you taste them from her lips of course silly! She isn't going to be pouring two glasses Now, and she doesn't know your alcohol tolerance, so she takes a sip and gives you a kiss, sometimes with a bit of wine still in her mouth that she slips into yours, and by the time you come back from simpville she's already bombarding you with eager questions on the flavor, the intensity, would you like more?

Today was a long day already, you did NOT need another one of Alcina's spontaneous galas at the moment but you still put yourself together all nice for her. You felt you owed Lady D your life, and considering you used to work for Heisenberg...you probably did- so the least you could do was put on your best clothes and biggest fake smile for her.

You walked in and were immediately greeted by the loud and somewhat annoying cackling that you recognized all too well to be a quite drunk Heisenberg ranting off about his latest project. You groan and sigh at the spectacle that was your former boss before a large yet gentle hand grazes your back. "Sugar! I haven't seen you all day! How have you been?" Alcina smiles down at you as you smile tiredly up at her before she quite literally smothers you in kisses, picking you up almost crushingly in her strong arms and carrying you away to her table, eagerly rehashing her day as you two leave a seething Heisenberg watching from the corner.

Relationship archetype:

Jessica Rabbit X Roger Rabbit

Tall, stunning woman with a seductive allure and is stereotyped a player but loves her tiny partner to death X Tiny partner who doesn't know how they scored THAT but is SO not complaining

[call-me-chips]

Underrated character appreciation post, Mr. Compress

[umemiyan]

pretty sure i've seen a poll like this before a long time ago, but i wanted to make one of my own out of curiosity. if you're not sure and would like to know, there are some online quizzes that may help steer you in the right direction!

[housedyke]

What your favorite BtVS character says about you

Buffy: You're an older sibling with a martyr complex

Dawn: You're a younger sibling going thru an existential crisis

Joyce: You have mommy issues

Giles: You have daddy issues

Xander: You have opinions about toxic masculinity

Willow: You're gay

Anya: Your favorite Hellenic deity is Artemis

Tara: You have trust issues

Oz: You're a furry

Cordelia: You wish the show treated women better

Angel: You have bad taste in men

Spike: You're into leather

Drusilla: You had an Emily Autumn phase

Faith: You support women's wrongs

Kendra: You wish the series was more diverse

Warren: You've had a restraining order filed against you

[trash-ainu]

The more Silmarillion brainrot hits me, the more pumped I am to write smth about Maedhros in Angband but it just so happens that yours truly is far better-versed in Trash Aniur™ than Disaster Eldar™ :')

Which brings me to asking 👉👈 Would anybody like to shout about Maedhros at me? Whilst I do my research on the ancient tomes aka the canon books? It can be literally anything, from favourite moments of him, through headcanons, to hot takes - I would welcome and apreciate all of the above :3

Also, in case anybody needs a reassurance - don't be scared, I'm not a tolkien pursit ;D All thoughts about ships and pairings are welcome, too!

Mae just seems to be one of this fandom's favourite children and, what? Nooooo, i'm not at all scared of doing him an injusitce, pffft, proposterous idea, ha-ha... ha... ha...

[itz-queenayt]

How do we feel about old me?