#pls I’m gay gay lesbian it’s just jokes

[milfygerard]

hello bestie you are my resident taylor swift moot so i thought you’d be a good person to answer: i’m like 40% a swiftie and i know Some of the lore around the gaylor theories but not all. is there some kind of masterpost or blog you can link me to where i can like Gain Knowledge abt it i just really feel like wasting my time on that today

hi ok. God.

Most of the comprehensive ones are either lost to the annals of tumblr or fucking historical documents at this point

the two biggest non-tumblr starting points (though a few of them are still built on a few tumblr links) are the iconic reputation is about karlie kloss powerpoint and the abandoned-in-2019 blog kaylorevidence which are great looks at of-its-time gaylor culture opinions and in jokes as well as having a pretty comprehensive swiftgron timeline, though lots of things have changed w context and time. A big problem w post-2019 kaylor is that widely agreed upon timelines split massively between LSKs and more general gaylor fandom who just like think shes gay/bi or like her music in a lesbian fashion which makes it way harder to keep track of (though i did find this extremely long post-folkmore kaylor update from before midnights was announced) and makes it harder to divide like actual interesting or relevant stuff from babygating or person-who-knows-a-person-who-knows-taylor-wears-someting-with-flowers-on-it type of stuff. @/throwbackgaylor is a good example of having a very uneven mix of both of these things that can be hard to sort through but is probably a good resource for backsearching. If anyone knows how to find the old 2018 kaylor masterlists (of which there were a TON

I know @that-curly-haired-lesbian used to do queer readings and reinterpretations of her songs that I used to scroll thru and ashley norton did a pretty comprehensive breakdown of the taytaysbeard clusterfuck from a non gaylor perspective which as someone who was in the thick of that in high school I thought was pretty respectful and well done even if its kind of unbearable to watch and remember. If you want to see the state of LSK now ttb is still active at @/spade-riddles I believe but that person is a genuine certified weirdo and i dont really recommend it. penelope and priscilla are gay twins also is a good source of at its time gaylor culture and in-jokes (warning for being probably dated I havent watched any of these in a Long time)

if anyone else has masterposts or resources of Gaylors Past pls add on! I feel like so much is lost in social media based communities like this one and it can be hard to illustrate a time in online fandom without a broad spread of examples and stories and pre 2020 gaylor was such a specific moment in time!

[sommerregenjuniluft]

dear santa,

this year i wish for nothing but a cheesy disgustingly cliche lesbian christmas movie. it can be fake dating or exes to lovers or pining oblivious fwb to lovers but PLS just make it gay and let it have some pussy eating jokes. that’s all i’m asking. i hope the north pole is treating you nicely this time around the year.

jolly greetings, a tired wlw

[theoutsiderscomfort]

The Outsiders Gang Headcanons

Pride edition

Since pride month is almost over, I’m going to post some pride themed headcanons of the outsiders gang.

Now these are just my headcanons so pls be kind. If you don’t like them, then move along.

Time to get into the headcanons.

Two-Bit Mathews

Obviously I have to start with my favourite in the gang

I feel like this dude just doesn’t care

And by that I mean like he has probably, while drunk, kissed a dude on accident and was like eh I didn’t mind that

I don’t think he would be one to care for labels but if I had to put one, I would say pan vibes

Sodapop Curtis

Second favourite gang member is next

Bisexual vibes but in the way that he didn’t realise he was bisexual until after Sandy broke up with him

Has had a ‘hold on, have I had a crush on my best friend this whole time’ moment

Steve Randle

Of course he had to be next

Now I know he canonically has a girlfriend

However…

Gay

Plain and simple as that

Has known this since he met Soda because come on. Soda is pretty. Why wouldn’t Steve have a crush on him?

Dally Winston

Unlabelled

He just never really cared to put a label on it

Not in the same way Two-Bit doesn’t have a label. More like ‘I’ve kissed broads. I’ve kissed dudes. So what’

Part of me says he is cis and part of me says he is trans. I can’t decide.

Johnny Cade

Gay

He kind of always knew

He never was interested in talking to girls like some of the gang and never really related to when they talked about girls either

He didn’t really have the name for until he came across it one day

Trans also

Ponyboy Curtis

Now I kind of go back and forth for this one

The way he describes the guys in the book points to not straight

But I think he likes girls too

So maybe bi

Darry Curtis

Finally, the last member of the gang

What will he be?

Straight

Nah. I’m just joking around

I would say he is straight but there is just something a bit sus about him and Paul during that rumble scene

He is mainly attracted to girls but he wouldn’t be opposed to dating a guy if he really liked one

Bonus headcanons

Steve and Evie are just gay guy and lesbian girl solidarity

This ain’t my headcanon but I remember someone saying that Two-Bit and Marcia would either date or are lesbian and gay solidarity and I agree

Well in my case lesbian and pan solidarity

This post was originally longer but I decided to spare y’all my rambles

[did-someone-say-aliens]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

listen. gays. straights. autistics. neurotypicals.

YOU. CAN. LIKE. A. PIECE. OF. PROBLEMATIC.MEDIA. AND. IT. DOESNT. MAKE. YOU. A. BAD. PERSON

okay. nowadays, everyone is problematic. the dsmp, refrainbow, colleen ballinger, ddlc, danganronpa, homestuck. EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS PROBLEMATIC. You can like/be in a fandom without supporting thise problematic people or condoning their actions.

Whats that? You like boyfriends but hate refrainbow? great!

Huh? You like the dsmp lore and dont suppprt the racist jokes made by the creators? Totally fine!

Huh? You listen to bo burnham/mindless self indulgence but dont condone the fact that they said slurs? YEAH! THEIR MUSIC IS PRETTY GREAT.

EVERYONE IS PROBLEMATIC AND YOU CANT JUST TELL PEOPLE THEY CANT LIKE SOMETHING IF ITS PROBLEMATIC

literally just- shut up. be quiet. let people like what they like

same thing goes for fandoms with problematic fanbases

“huh? you like BTS? uGh… you must be such a creep.” okay. take that FILTHY MOUTH AND GO CHUCK IT IN THE SEA?? their music is good! I’m literally a fucking aroace lesbian i’m not out here THIRSTING OVER SUGA.

“WhAT?! You like DANGANRONPA?!? Total red flag 🤮” AND???

“WHAT? ur a furry?!? LIKE U GET TURNED ON BY ANIMALS AND STUFF??” no- i just like the way it looks! its fun!

hate to break it to yall but cringe culture is dead 🥺we live in 2023. everyone and everything is problematic so honestly just pls shut up and let people enjoy things without supporting the problematic things that creators/fandom has done

-Enzo

[narrators-journal]

The investigation team's sexualities (plus a bonus)

Woot woot, I think this completes the set! Now, every persona game (except for 1, I know nothing of that game lol) has a collection of what I think their sexualities are. Which, are they strict? Not really, they’re just for fun, and easy for me to do to scratch the urge to write without blowing all my energy before the upcoming kinktober! So, just enjoy, and if you’ve got any questions, pls just be respectful when asking. These are all just based on vibes I get from the anime mostly, and the animes aren’t the besssst for thorough canonicity.

Yu Narukami

While Yu is not my personal favorite persona protagonist, meaning I don’t chew on him like I do Tatsuya, or even Akira. So, his vibes are a bit hard for me to choose. On one hand, he vibes pretty strongly as evenly bisexual. Men and women equally could get it. But, on the other hand, I also get the vibe that he’s potentially under the asexual or maybe aromantic umbrella? Bisexual aromantic maybe? I have no really strong opinions on which fits more lol.

Yukiko Amagi

Yukiko gives me pretty strong lesbian energy, or female-leaning bisexual maybe? Bi-curious at a minimum. Sadly though, I don’t have a strong enough opinion to really know for surebetween those. I just know that she undeniably likes women to some extent.

Chie Satonaka

Unlike Yukiko, I don’t need to think much more on what Chie’s into. She vibes verystrongly as a lesbian. Maybe somewhat unaware at the start, but also somewhat aware at the same time. Like, maybe she just doesn’t want to admit that she knows it isn’t super duper straight to want her female friends attention and to be relied on and seen as her knight. She’s just a bit too embarrassed to really act upon that knowledge.

Kanji Tatsumi

The clear answer would to say Kanji’s simply gay. That’s sort of what the running joke is in the game, and it is hard to argue that he’s heterosexual. However, I don’t think he’s just. Gay. I think Kanji’s bi or pansexual. Women, men, neither, it doesn’t super matter to Kanji, it all confuses him on his feelings of things. Which, sadly, only makes the questioning worse and lengthens the time it’ll take for him to really pinpoint what he is and come to grips with that.

Naoto Shirogane

We are going to avoid the whole controversy around Naoto. I’ll just say that I doubt they’re heterosexual, but I can’t really say what they might be. Which, I feel is pretty fitting for Naoto. They’ve got too much going on with gender identity issues and questions to really focus on what they like in someone else. If they like you, they like you. If they don’t, they don’t.

Yosuke Hanamura

I could joke and say Yosuke’s an in-denial homosexual, but I could also take Bisexual too, since he was into Saki Konishi at the start, and I think he’s just, very very gay for Narukami. Some part of me thinks he’s so strongly into Yu, that he’s almost comphet, and his homophobic quips are some form of denial. But if I’m just looking at the vibes alone, no jokes, I think Yosuke’s bisexual and just has an unacknowledged preference for men. Specifically men named Yu Narukami.

Sho Minazuki

Gender does not matter to this man. If you can fight him and give him a fun fight in the process, you can get it. Homie is violence-sexual lol. Simple as that.

Teddie

Teddie’s a slightly weird one. Not only because he’s not human, but because he’s just. Kind of giving me weird vibes in terms of sexuality. He seems to simply mimic what others do, and since he’s roomed with Yosuke, he’s taken on a perverted act to try and fit in. He just seems more into fitting in with his friends and clinging to any form of identity he can find than any form of actual sex. So, if I had to guess what sexuality Teddie might be, I’d say he’s asexual with some biromantic or panromantic on the side. But, uh. He needs some therapy before anything.

Rise Kujikawa

Rise gives me such strong heterosexual vibes. Like, she vibes like she’s a straight girl, but she enjoys when girls crush on her, and likes to poke at any form of crush a girl might have on her. Like, she’d kiss a girl in spin the bottle, or to teach a girl to kiss, but she wouldn’t actually sleep with a girl. Maybe she’s just questioning a bit of her own sexuality, or maybe she’s more fluid than she lets on, but I personally think she’s heterosexual.

[stargatebarbie]

pls tell me about mcshep sinkhole

Ooooooh thank you this is a favourite of mine! I decided I really wanted Sheppard and Rodney to do the 36 questions to fall in love but like we know how hard it is for Sheppard to talk about his feelings so I kind of had to get their jumper jammed in an unstable sinkhole, sorry boys. features of this one include Sheppard being gay and pining quite pathetically (affectionate), Rodney being clueless as always, and background lesbian scientists who are stranded separately on the planet's surface and very excited about the local flora.

snippet from this, formatted insanely because I often write dialogue first and I haven't filled the rest in, but I love this part so it's the one I'm including. It's quite deep into the list and into being stuck in a fucking hole so our boys have loosened up a little by this point

Question 22: Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items. J: I think if I don’t start with your smarts I’d never hear the end of it R: You’re right, of course. I think that’ll be my first trait of yours - You have a way of managing people, of - of knowing what they need. Not just me, but it is - particularly impressive with me. I have it on good authority I’m not easy to manage J: Oh hey, there’s another one of yours, you’re actually surprisingly self-aware R: Oh ha ha, I thought these were supposed to be compliments J: That is a compliment! R: Sure, whatever, we’ll count it. My next one for you is you’re not actually stupid. You’d think with your whole thing that you would be but you’ve got a brain under that ridiculous hair. And before you say anything, if yours counts, that one does too! J: Yeah, sure, that counts. Next... okay, you’re brave. Don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t come to you naturally, you’re kind of a pussy honestly, but that just makes it all the more impressive how fucking brave you are when you need to be R: Me? What about you! I’m actually hesitant to cite it as a positive characteristic because your bravery borders on self-sacrificing. You’ll put yourself in harm's way to save anyone, it's ridiculous J: Thanks? Right, I don’t think a lot of people know this, because you play it quite close to the chest, but you care. A lot. You reserve it for so few people, though. I’m glad I’m one of them R: Oh. Well. Me too, you know. Obviously you care about everyone to an alarming degree, but you don't let a lot of people… close. I'm glad, for whatever reason, it seems you've let me be one of those people. I suppose that's not really a characteristic, I should say something else- J: Nah Rodney, that's- yeah, it works R: No, I insist, you wanted to do this questionnaire and I'm going to do it right, let's see… oh, you're really ridiculously attractive J: Um. Okay, thanks. My turn again then, okay. You are unapologetically yourself. You refuse to hold back or censor yourself for other people, and what you see is always what you get. You really don't care if people think you're an asshole or hate you for it, and I know that may sound like an insult but honestly, I really respect it. R: Really? because people have said that to me as an insult before and- J: Yes, really Rodney. It's like you said, I don't tend to let a lot of people in, I… admire that you can be entirely yourself, let everyone see you. R: Oh. Well, thank you. I suppose that leads into another of yours then, I can trust you to say what you mean, when it counts. A lot of people use double-speak and backhanded compliments, and I don't always pick up on it. I can always trust that if it's important though, you'll tell me straight, eventually. You'll joke and you're a sarcastic ass but you won't outright lie and you won't let me go on believing something you've said is true if it wasn't.

[midnight-pluto]

PRIDE — genshin impact

various!genshin characters who I believe are queer and my headcanons for the them!

char: ayaka, lisa, kaveh, neuvilette, wanderer/scaramouche, zhongli

a/n: pls keep in mind that my headcanons for these characters may not always translate to my fics as they are for everybody and i try to stick to the canon as much as possible

AYAKA

bi-curious with she/they/it pronouns

she definitely gets flustered around specifically pretty women shopkeepers and does her best to compliment them in anyway without stuttering

although she isn’t still quite sure if she likes boys in that kind of way; they had a crush on thoma for a couple of months when he first became the kamisato’s retainer

shocked the public when appearing on a float during inazumas pride parade, and it took a lot of convincing from both her brother and thoma that it would be perfectly fine for her to appear in the festival

u cannot tell me that the two lesbians running the city wouldn’t throw a pride fest U CANT

KAVEH

gay; any pronouns

…do i really have to elaborate?

well, he was a closeted gay for most of his life until his later years at the akademiya so that was something he went through

didn’t have his first kiss until he was in his 20’s too but i don’t really think that matters

LISA

pansexual who goes by she/her pronouns!

she never necessarily “found out” she liked everyone she just kinda knew and assumed it was the same for everybody else

but soon came to the realization that it was not the case by leisurely making a comment how she found everyone attractive in their own way at the akademiya

also found out that the akademiya wasn’t necessarily discriminatory, just haters of everything remotely romantic

was jean’s first kiss

NEUVILETTE

ASEXUAL KING AND HE/THEY PRONOUNS

i’m sorry i feel so strongly about this

am i projecting because im also ace? maybe

might be in the greysexual area or demisexual but they haven’t dug to deep into that yet as he still has other things to do for fontaine before themselves </3

WANDERER/SCARAMOUCHE

triple A battery over here: asexual, aromantic, agender and any pronouns (so maybe quadruple A then?)

wanderer is a puppet who can feel human emotion, but i don’t believe they have that kind of desire of romantic affection — yes he had the desire to be a god, but that was because that was his original purpose. not because of human greed for more

back to the puppet thing, puppets don’t have organs. so quite literally, scara has no gender

god i can write an essay about him

ZHONGLI

gender-fluid, demiromantic and omnisexual with he/they pronouns

i think there was something about him taking the form of an old lady back in the archon quest? but i could just be remembering wrong and my gender-fluid headcanon could have no real basis 😭

but yea, he’s lived a long life so it’s most definitely going to take a while for him to fall in love with anybody

a/n: this has been in my drafts since — i kid u not, — november.

i am not joking.

[romeoeatzkorn]

Introduction

Hey! I haven’t done a proper introduction soo here we are

Basic info

Name: Roxx

Age: 14

Gender: Genderfluid Nonbinary

Pronouns: They/it (my persona uses He/Him)

Sexuality: Butch Lesbian

Nationality (and ethnicity): Canadian, Scandinavian + Plains Cree

Realationship: QP w/@rainbowfriendsfanatic

Funfacts about me!!! I kin Roxie Richter

I kin Queen Barb

I make a lot of sex jokes (puberty is a bitch)

Please use tone tags when talking to me

I’m a Aquarius I use the term faggot and dyke a lot (I am queer)

I am Butch

Rare-pairs are my passion

I would like to go on T (Testosterone) one day

Sometimes I feel like a fem queen ❤️❤️

If ur my moot I’m gunna call u pookie

My other socials

Basic DNI:

Pro/comshippers

Facists and Homophobes

Kink blogs (y’all cool I guess but still I’m under the age of consent)

Full on porn blogs fuck off

Wallycest/Applecest

Individual DNI

18+ accs (nsfw or kink shit)

Wallaby/Barnly antis please block me so you don’t have to see my content

“Male” lesbians FUCK RIGHT OFF NOW

Transphobes feel like this one’s self explanatory

Gold star lesbians

Christans (love y’all just pls)

Asexual and Aromantic deniers

Racists.

Cishets love you guys just this blog is for the gays

Julie x Wally shippers (simply dislike the ship nothing against y’all)

Fujoshis y’all gross me out

Do interact

Lesbians pls

LGBTQ2SA+

Neurodivergent people

People underneath the Trans umbrella

Wallaby/Barnly fans

Cringe people

Other minors

Fellow Sapphics and NMLNM

Barnaby enjoyers

Poppy kissers

Jewish people y’all are safe here ♥️

Neo pronoun users

Trans trenders (people who identify with a gender under the trans umbrella but don’t feel gender dysphoria)

Neo gender users

Therians and furrys ♥️ I love you guys y’all are cool asf

Beginner artists

Two spirit lesbians

Trans woman Howdy truthers (I’ll die on this fucking hill I swear)

butch lesbian enjoyers

butch4femme enthusiasts

Huntlow enthusiasts

Roxie richter fans!!

Platonic Julie and Wally fans

Fandoms Im in

Romeo + Juliet (1996)

scott pilgrim (SPTO specifically)

Welcome home

The owl house (I’m only here for huntlow and Eda)

One piece

Strange Hill High

Tf2

DHMIS

Spiderverse

Warrior cats

RTC (Ride the cylcone)

Trolls (I am cringe but I’m free)

Music and Artists I enjoy

Rio Romeo

Cosmo sheldrake

Felix Colgrave

Sparkbird

ICP

Sodikken

sorry mom

Mitski

MSI (I don’t support the lead singer)

The crane wives

Sufjan Stevens

Megan Nash

The oozes

Hoizer

Will Wood

@winslow-arts

Myself

All of my moots

Dana Terrace

Ships I rly rly like

Wallaby (obvi)

Roxie x Kim (SPTO)

Ragatha x Pomni

Howdy x Poppy aka Powdy (trans fem howdy bb)

Frank x Eddie

Josuyasu (I love these dumbasses)

Julie x Sally

Huntlow (they have consumed my mind)

Barnaby x Wally x Frank x Eddie

Barb x Poppy (theyre so yuriful)

Tybalt x Romeo (doomed yaoi my fave)

Viva x Clay (I don’t ship broppy)

Branch x king trollex

More to come

Boundaries

I am comfortable with:

KYS jokes if we’re moots

Calling the characters I draw stinky as a joke

Suggestive and gore content of my AUs/Characters (u can tag me if u want idgaf)

NSFW content being created of the Trad Goth Wally AU same thing with the thriller AU (do not tag me)

Fics of my characters and AUs that have sexual elements (do tag me in fics but add a warning if it is suggestive or has sexual elements)

I am not comfortable with:

Being referred to w/ primarily She/Her pronouns

Calling the characters I draw sexy or sexualizing them

People DMing me (unless they are my moot or it’s for comms)

NSFW asks

Flirting w/me (unless I know you irl or we’re moots or you’re butch 😍😍)

Bye! Please be kind!

[alloftheimagines]

robin buckley | everything has changed

MASTERLIST | TAG LIST | KO-FI

words: 1.9k

warnings: 18+ brief mention of reader and robin smoking weed, mention of Eddie's death and Will and Hopper's disappearances, strong language, gay pining <3, best friends to lovers with mentions of reader's home conflict and fear of falling in love (but it's too late) so... angst. and fluff.

prompt (from this list): Robin x "maybe won’t you take it back? say you were trying to make me laugh and nothing has to change today. you didn’t mean to say I love you."

— an: i strongly believe writing sapphic fics is my only purpose on this planet so send in more robin requests pls

Robin Buckley is absolutely, catastrophically in love with you. She knows this. She’s had two years to get used to the fact. 

Only she never really does get used to the way you make her feel. She knows it’s wrong; for all she knows, you’re not even remotely interested in girls romantically, let alone her. You've never said so explicitly, let alone crossed boundaries with her. The worst part? The only person who doesn’t know about Robin's feelings is you. Steve has worked tirelessly in the art of pep talks since noticing Robin’s affliction in the Upside Down, shortly before you all risked your life to fight Vecna. She hasn’t heard the end of it since. Just go for it. You don’t know until you try. She likes boobies, Robin!

And Robin doesn’t know what it is, but it all bubbles over one Friday night. The two of you are sharing a joint courtesy of Eddie while watching a bunch of old movies. You sit on the couch with her, legs entangled while you act out Audrey Hepburn’s dialogue in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, and Robin is laughing so hard it feels like her voice is trying to climb out of her throat and make its way to you. She knows that you don’t know how fucking hilarious and warm and joyful you are, and god, she wants you to know.

So she throws popcorn at you and inserts her leg between yours just to get a little bit closer, and you plump up your hair as you deliver the next line in sync with the TV, unfazed by the flying food, and Robin… 

Robin blurts, “God, why’d you keep making me fall so fucking in love with you, you big idiot?” 

The world stops, Audrey’s lines stumbling out of your lips and then stopping altogether. Robin stops hearing the TV, though her face and yours continue to light up together as you look at her. 

Your brows rise, mouth parts. Nothing comes out. Robin scrambles for a way to fix it, to stuff those words back into her mouth with the buttery popcorn, but… there’s nothing. No taking it back. And maybe…

Maybe she doesn’t want to. For just a moment, things feel lighter with the words finally out in the open. Until the dread sets in, at least, because you still haven’t said a damn thing and you’re looking at her like you’ve never seen her before. 

“What…” You clear your throat when your voice cracks. “What did you say?”

“I…” Robin sighs and sits up, batting her blonde hair from her eyes. Her face is burning, but there’s no going back now. Steve’s voice echoes in her head. What if she does feel the same and you’re just too scared to find out?

She has to know. Either way, things will always be awkward in the wake of her confession, even if she tries to brush it off as a joke. She may as well find out the truth.

“Yeah, okay. I’m doing this,” she murmurs to herself, wiping her greasy hands on her jeans. And then: “I said I’m in love with you.”

“As a friend… right? Or a joke?" You shuffle further away, and it makes Robin ache. She knew this would happen. It was the thing she dreaded most when she realised she was a lesbian. Losing her friends. Only you never cared about her sexuality. You’re so open and understanding, and sometimes you talk about how hot Michelle Pfeiffer is, and… maybe a part of her hoped too much. Maybe she’d been naive to think there was a chance.

“Robin… tell me you’re joking,” you repeat when she doesn’t reply. “You meant it as a joke.”

Robin is good at talking. She’s good at rambling her way out of any sticky situation. But, for once, she can’t seem to find the right words, so she just sits there with her mouth agape, tears pricking at her eyes. 

You stand up, hand rising to your mouth in shock, before you run out of the living room, out of the house. Robin’s heart sinks, but you’re her best friend and she has to chase after you. She can’t just let you go. She can’t lose you.

“Y/N, wait!” she begs, shirt rippling in the mild autumn breeze as she chases you down the street. You stop on the sidewalk a few steps away, illuminated by the glow of the neighbour’s house. Robin knows this is her only chance. She balls her hands into fists and thinks quickly, desperately, for the right thing to say as you turn around. Tears glisten in your eyes. 

“I can’t tell you that I’m joking, okay? I can’t. But I can tell you that this…” she motions between her chest and yours, “I’ve felt this for a really long time and I’m super good at hiding it. So you don’t have to worry. I won’t make it weird. It doesn’t have to be weird. I can be your best friend and you can pretend I didn’t say anything and everything will be fine, right?” She smiles hopefully, but it’s shaky and difficult to keep there. “It will be fine. People hide their feelings for their friends all the time. You don’t feel the same, and that’s… that’s fine.”

You cross your arms over your chest as though Robin has physically hurt you. “Robin… I can’t just pretend. We can’t just… You can’t hide what you feel. You’re not supposed to hide things from me. I’m supposed to be your best friend.”

“You are!” She’s choking on sobs now, inching towards you slowly. “You are, and that’s why I hid it. And that’s why I don’t want you to feel weird about this.”

“I don’t feel weird,” you whisper. 

Robin’s heart stutters. “Then what… what do you feel?”

This time, it’s you who can’t talk. You shake your head instead. 

Her pit of sadness burrows between Robin’s brows. “It’s okay. I didn’t, like, expect you to feel the same or anything. Well, maybe I hoped because we’re so close and you play with my hair and we have these moments, right? But I told Steve. I told him you’d never—”

“Steve knows?” You recoil as though stung, and Robin can’t figure out why. You’re all friends. You love Steve as much as she does. 

“He guessed, okay? I didn’t tell him… Well, I did, but only because he wouldn't let it go...”

“But he knows,” you repeat. “How long has he known?”

Robin shrugs, at a loss. “I don’t know. Like, a year. I'm sorry, I'm confused. Why is this the thing we’re focusing on?”

“Because.” You sniffle, throat bobbing, and you don’t look at her. Can’t. “Because I should have known first, Robin. I thought we told each other everything and now…” You let out a breathless, pained sound, shoulder’s shuddering. “Take it back,” you plead then. “Tell me this is all bullshit. It’s a joke, right? It's all a big joke.”

But Robin can’t lie to you anymore. Not if this is what it does. She thought she was being a good friend by keeping the truth concealed, but now she realises that the look of betrayal contorting your features has been caused by her. She lied to you. Kept the most important thing in the world from you. All because she wanted to keep you. She didn't want things to change.

Now they have.

“Y/N…”

“You’re not in love with me. You just love me as a friend. Because that’s what we are. We’re not… You don’t…” You struggle to form a coherent sentence.

“We can be just friends,” Robin says, defeated this time. She can already tell by your face that she’s dropped a bomb on this friendship and she has to watch it detonate. “We can stay as we are.”

“Tell me you’re not in love with me. Please, Robin.”

“I can’t do that.” She wants to reach out, comfort you, but she’s so afraid of you running away and never coming back to her. She’s ruined everything, and still, she can’t take back the truth. Still, she doesn’t want to. She’s never even seen you cry before today. Not when Eddie died or when Will went missing or when Hopper never came back from Starcourt. But you’re crying now and it’s killing her, and the worst part is, she doesn’t know why. Not beyond the lies. Is it that terrible that she’s in love with you?

“Y/N,” Robin continues, “I don’t expect anything from you. Nothing has to change.”

“Everything has changed!” you scream. “How can I pretend I don’t feel anything now? Do you know how hard it is for me to look at you and not want to kiss you? But I do it every damn day because you’re my best friend and I don’t want to lose you!”

It’s the last thing Robin expected to hear, and the words echo over and over in her ears. You… want to kiss her? You feel the same? “What?”

“You sat there and you pined for Tammy and Vickie and all I ever saw was how much you invested yourself into them, and how much it hurt. How the hell am I supposed to want that with you when what we have already is so damn perfect?”

But Tammy and Vickie were just distractions. It’s always been you. How can't you know that yet? “You’re… scared?”

“Yes, Robin, I’m fucking scared!” you exclaim. “Love ruins everything. It never lasts, and when it does, it becomes an obligation. Not something you can get out of when it fades. I can’t be like our parents. I can’t let myself be with you when it means that we have to risk the only good thing I have. The one constant friendship I’ve ever held onto.”

Robin knew you weren’t one for romance, not really. Your parents raised you in a loveless home, always yelling and drinking and cursing, and you’ve asked Robin time and time again if love is real, or just a miserable myth. But she thought… well, she thought she might be different after so much time spent so close. So intimate. She hoped that maybe, if you chose to trust anyone with your heart, it might be her. And you love rom-coms more than anything. Robin always thought you were just being cynical. Waiting for someone to change your mind.

“It doesn’t have to be that way,” Robin says gently. “I would never hurt you like that. Not as a friend or as more. We trust each other, don’t we?”

You bite down on your wobbling lower lip and nod. 

Robin risks a step closer so she’s almost able to touch you. “Do you really feel something for me, too?”

Another nod as tears stream down your face. “Of course I do. But… But if this goes wrong, I won’t have you anymore. I don’t know how to not have you, Robin.”

Robin takes your hand gently. “You’ll always have me. Always. I’m your best friend. You think you can ever get rid of me? Do you know how annoying I am?”

You laugh finally and Robin’s heart soars as she smiles with you. 

“Nothing has to go away or end. We can just be best friends who sometimes kiss,” she says. “We can just be best friends who are super into each other.”

“Super?” you tease, eyes still round with fear. 

“Super,” Robin affirms, offering you another lopsided smirk. Her pulse pounds and she can barely breathe as you finally lace your fingers through hers. 

And then you lean in, swiping her bangs from her eyes, and Robin has to kiss you before she combusts — so she does. It’s magical, every moment of it, all soft pink lips and wary tongues, breathless rasps and shaky hands, and she is so in love with you. Her best friend. Her person. 

“Please don’t let us ever ruin this,” you beg a final time.

Robin is quick to reassure you, swallowing your words with another tender kiss. “I’m not going anywhere.”

[normalmermaid]

I’m out here living my best gay life and I can’t even get a girl to kiss me

[an-absurdnotion]

Because everyone is making themselves gay icons for pride, thought I’d make myself one too

[racebox-of-higgars]

Newsies As Things My Friends Have Said - Part Eight

Albert: ᶦ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵏᶦᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃˢˢ ˢᵒ ʰᵃʳᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵛᵉʳᵗᵉᵇʳᵃᵉ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵖᵉᶻ ᵈᶦˢᵖᵉⁿˢᵉʳ

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Jack: I just wanna put my brain in a jar. I'll proudly show it off to people like "look at my jar of electric meats!"

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Crutchie: I wish I could not give a fuck

Crutchie: i give So Much Of A Fuck All The Time

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Spot: godDAMMIT we can't iron fries

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Race: I DIDNT MNWO THAT WAS QHERE EYE

Spot: mnwo

Jack: qhere

Race: wow homophobic

Race: AND ON THE LAST FAY OF PRIDE LONTH TOO

Spot: fay

Jack: lonth

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Les: hama me chees

Davey: literally what the fuck does this mean

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Race: y'all ever just. gay disgust

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Davey: alas,, suffer

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Jack: anyway i'm stupid, moving on

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Race: I W A N Y

Race: WABT

Race: FUCK

Spot: wany

Jack: wabt

Race: himjphobic

Spot: hiMjPhoBIc

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Crutchie: THEYRE SO IN LOV

Crutchie: AND IM S ONF T ABOUTBIT

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Race: y'all every just be begging your brain to let you sleep like. in tears. pl,, plea se,,,, when sleep???? and your brain is just like. *sound of a potato rotating*

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Jack: Capitalism is the bane of my existence

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Davey: I AM BUT A STUPID LITTLE BOY WITH A STUPID LITTLE BRAIN

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Race: ah yes, the good ol' scream n stral

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Albert: This is a technique I like to call the good ol' Spin n Yeet

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Race: swiggity swag taco bell in a bag

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Katherine: There's os much representation in this pirate crew of milfs i'm crying

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Elmer, sobbing: my soup exploded in the microwave

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Race: I'm in spain without the w

Race: Wait

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Crutchie: I just don't have,, legs

Jack: n O

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Albert: I swear to god I will crush your nuts

Race: Jokes on you god nerfed me and I have no nuts to smash

Jack, having just been kicked in the balls: I wouldn't consider that a bad thing

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Race: Homophobic

A Straight: How is that homophobic??

Race: You are inconveniencing me, A Gay

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Katherine: Too much is happening there is Several Brain

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Davey: Please don't rub my bones

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Race: Jesus, he's cool, Jesus is my bitch

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Jack, longingly: What is family?

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Race: I got to show off my mad feet skills

Davey: Do I want to ask?

Race: No

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Elmer: Time to get my blood good and frothy!

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Race: The pussy wagon has left

Race: That felt wrong I formally apologise

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Race, during a thunderstorm: Clapping them cloud bussies

Davey: Your speaking rights have been revoked

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Race: You can't beat a Robin Hood furry costume!

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Race: My list of disorders is longer than your dick!

Davey: I don't know whether I should be concerned for you or impressed by how good that insult was

Race: Both

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Race: Who says fist fights and running from the cops can't be romantic? Spot: That's true love right there, war crimes

Race: Correct

Race: So,,, wanna go commit war crimes with me?

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Race: Bussy full of beans???

Race: He put,,, he put beans in his bussy????

Elmer: What's a bussy?

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Jack: I'm a fruit, put me in some granola

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Albert: TELL ME WHAT'S IN YOU YOU OATY FUCK

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Jack: You can't have abs and support Trump, that's just homophobic

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Katherine: Y'all ever just,,, cavetown but make it lesbian??

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Jack: It's pride month I'm legally required to love myself for this month only

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Katherine: Man, sometimes I get sad and just milf

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Sarah: how talk to girl girl pretty

Albert: Just do better??? learn to lesbian???

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Katherine: I got my milf chocolates!

Jack: How are your milf chocolates?

Katherine: creamy

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Spot: Oh, it's a strap

Albert: Famous last words

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Jack: self reflection is OUT, being your friends personal fun house mirror is IN

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uh yeah i'm sorry

@angelslibrary

[poorlittlevampire]

okay yeah slur discourse blah blah blah i am asking you to please be mature and considerate on this post and just scroll if u disagree okay. i am still deeply uncomfortable with queer as an identity bc of personal history with it and for a while there was like. an unspoken agreement not to use it as an umbrella term for the lgbt community and recently (esp on tiktok) there has been a shift to using it for anyone and everyone regardless of how they identify (ie calling a gay man who has identified ONLY as gay, queer) and there has also been a shift from using it as a descriptor (the queer community, queer people, etc) and using it as is (queers) and it just feels so fucking awful. i don’t really get WHY people are so persistent about using it for whoever they want. it has such a complicated history and it’s so frustrating that people don’t really consider how other lgbt folk feel about it. i think it’s especially painful because i see it used so often in ironic homophobia (which is an entirely separate issue!!! ironic homophobia is shitty as fuck and if ur lgbt and do that shit pls get out of the habit) and i just. like if the point of using it as an identity is to reclaim it then WHY are you attaching it to homophobia. u are using it like a bigot. how is that helpful for fucking anyone. it always reminds me of that post on here abt michelangelo that called him a “big dumb queer” and it was meant to be like. funny. how is that funny. i just don’t get it. reclaim slurs for yourself not for others. and stop being homophobic as a joke idk. i’m just really tired of opening tiktok and every other post having someone be like “i’m so tired of queers doing this” “i love queers who dress like this” or referring to like lesbians who have only ever called themselves lesbians as queers. like. god

[therealtsk]

tsk i’m DYING to hear your play-by-play on which worm characters have dumb fanon interpretations

UH OH YOU JUST OPENED THE FLOODGATES so the short answer is pretty much every major character but I am a high-effort bitch so let's do this: Taylor Hebert: jfc, I could probably hit a word count limit talking about Taylor alone. First you have the dumb as shit TINO (Taylor In Name Only) phenomenon where people just straight up SI as Taylor but pretend it's her and she's basically a different person wearing Taylor's skin like an ill-fitting suit. Then there's the Memetic Escalator Taylor interpretation where Taylor's Warlord era characterization is flanderized so hard that she turns into her world's version of Doomguy where her response to literally everything is ultra violence, mutilation and torture and she can totally beat up anyone you guys hahah coin sock goes brrrrr you go brutalize those totally deserving victims queen. And then there's shy, stuttering, soft spoken "useless lesbian" Taylor which is not as common but still, fuckin straight men and the way they infantize gay women. Taylor is perhaps the most consistently inconsistent characterization I've seen in fandom, it's fucking wild Lisa Wilbourn: Has two fanon settings. Taylor's best friend who exists solely to give exposition and get the "Stop Coil" subplot rolling (occasional gay subtext will be added in a way that feels fetishy) Or, the evil bitchy blonde who is first target of the SI. I constantly wonder if the people who write the frankly masturbatory SI's are aware that we can tell they're still bitter about girls not dating them in highschool. Brian: basically does not exist in fic aside from the occasional joke cause racism and also because of how popular wlw ships are in Worm fandom. you deserve better dude Alec: has a few token appearances in wormfic fandom that usually have him as the comic relief alongside Aisha, which might actually be for the best considering he's a rapist and the Worm fandom's uhhhh tendencies. Moving on- Aisha: prankster girl that alt!Taylor will adopt as a younger sibling. hopefully is not part of the totally-not-a-harem considering she's even younger then the rest of these teens Bitch: Another girl to fall into alt!Taylor's definitely-not-a-harem, but with more butch tendencies. Basically has no personality in fanon outside of her dogs Parian: SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SHOP FFS also another member of Taylor's totally-not-a-harem Flechette: yeah it's a harem Sophia: holy shit you think Brian's bad? The racism in pretty much every fanon depiction of Sophia is off the charts. Hyper-violent, super edgy, "predator/prey" speech inbound, will get humilated/killed in some new, supposedly satisfying but actually just deeply uncomfortable way, probably throw in some E88 shit too just because Emma: again, do the writers know we can tell they're still malding over the fact that the pretty girls in highschool didn't date them? fanon emma is pretty much a cardboard cut out of whoever was mean to the author. something something bitches three Madison: in fanon has a C53 fetish, occasionally is also Browbeat. don't ask why Victoria: gets hit with the blonde stereotypes even harder then Lisa, "Collateral Damage Barbie" is one of the phrases that activates my flight or fight responses. she basically is an entirely different character in fanon. bubbly dumb blonde girl with a massive temper and well other sexist bullshiit Amy: I hate even touching this character with a ten foot pole but basically is hit with the "soft useless lesbian" trope hard enough to make her into a completely separate person from her canon self. whether or not this is a good thing is still up for debate Carol: in fanon, an evil bitch who exists solely to bully Amy Mark: who? The rest of New Wave: cannon fodder for Leviathan Danny Hebert: literally stale milk instead of a personality, will probably die before the fic is over but we won't care because the author did not care either Armsmaster: hahaha robotman go brrrr or is an arrogant self-aggrandizing shit, can't interact with people without Dragon helping him 24/7 Miss Militia: fanon bat'd into team mom,

idk where this came from considering her first instinct upon seeing children is to pull out a gun holy shit wait is she actually Taylor's true mom- Velocity: canon fodder for levi Battery & Assault: sitcom wife, sitcom husband! please ignore how fucked up this relationship is if you look at it for more than two seconds Dauntless: haha armsy is JEALOUS also cannon fodder for levi Triumph: who? The BB wards in general tend to be incredibly bland, the only ones who have fanon personalities of note are Clockblocker and Vista. The former being such a huge prankster that every other line is a joke- or him complaining about how BULLSHIT Alt!Taylor's powers are. Vista is an angry kiddo who says that Shadow Stalker doesn't count as being a girl on the team The E88: no personality for any of them except that Kaiser is noble and really isn't that bad and also Purity did nothing wrong totally she's just a hot mom trying to do her best, please ignore how she exclusively targets characters of color and literally calls white criminals more civilized than miniorities- the worm fandom has something of a nazi problem i hate it here The ABB: racism and honorable samurai lung even though that has no canon basis so again, racist stereotypes The Slaughterhouse 9: This one makes me just as sad as the Lisa shit because dear god this is such a good cast of villains that fanon completely flattens to bowling pins for the Alt!Taylor of the week to mow down, why does this fandom suck so much. Anyway Jack is just the Joker, Crawler is masochistic, etc i'm moving on now The PRT/Protectorate as a whole: They are an evil paramilitary organization that pressgangs kids into signing up to become child soldiers, and somehow at the same time, they are a bunch of idiots who listen to the PR department and have stupid things like RULES that prevent capes from COMMITTING VIOLENCE. Being called "the biggest gang of all" is common and some shit like "at least the criminals are honest" is a likely statement. Cauldron: whoo boy this one really boils my blood but fanon Cauldron are just a bunch of evil idiots who can't even tie their shoelaces. basically a bunch of dudebros are upset that women run the world and that two of them essentially have "I win" powers so they have to make them lose to their SI- er, Taylor in fics so they can assuage their masculinity, which totally isn't pathetic Scion: Is at once the end all be all of worm you can't write a wormfic without scion or else it's TOTALLY MEANINGLESS because what is the point of a story if all the characters are going to DIE in a few years anyway, and at the same time is incredibly easy to defeat- this ties into how Cauldron is stupid. Scion Truthers pls shut up and go read something else okay I think that's everyone I would apologize but the only thing I'm sorry for is how messy this is

[help-me-unruly]

You Ever Seen Anything More Homosexual? {BNHA Chatfic}

~Chapter 1~

this is your brand new shiny server! 

to get it started, invite some friends! 

Tenya Iida added 15+ people to Class 1-A

Tenya Iida: Welcome, Class 1-A! This chat is for homework and school related purposes only! Everyone must be respectful at all times. And don’t text in class! 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh! This is going to be fun! 

Ochaco Uraraka: Agreed! 

Denki Kaminari: gasp

Hanta Sero: gasp

Mina Ashido: gasp

Eijiro Kirishima: I would gasp but Bakubro’s looking at me like he’ll kill me if I do- 

Katsuki Bakugo: Damn straight. 

Denki Kaminari: gay* 

Katsuki Bakugo: Fuck you, Dunce Face. 

Denki Kaminari: No thanks ill leave that to my boyf 

Eijiro Kirishima: oh you better run- 

Toru Hagakure: Who’s scream was that? 

Hanta Sero: BAKUBRO STOP CHASING MY BOYFRIEND 

Katsuki Bakugo: HE DESERVES IT

Eijiro Kirishima: I tried to keep him contained, ok… 

Mina Ashido; Its ok, buddy 

Eijiro Kirishima: ᕙ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)ᕗ

Tsuyu Asui: That was definitely Kaminari this time. 

Mina Ashido: Agreed. 

~~3 hours later~~ 

Mina Ashido changed Mina Ashido’s name to To CUM or not to CUM

To CUM or not to CUM: perfect. 

Tenya Iida: Ashido, that is very inappropriate! 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Tenya Iida’s name to Gotta go fast 

Gotta go fast: … 

To CUM or not to CUM: ( ͡❛ 👅 ͡❛)👌

Denki Kaminari: This is already a beautiful chat- ( ͡🔥 👅 ͡🔥)👌

To CUM or not to CUM changed Denki Kaminari’s name to My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: Mina, why. 

To CUM or not to CUM: Why not-

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: Why tho-

To CUM or not to CUM: Why not- 

Katsuki Bakugo: FUCKING STOP YOU EXTRAS

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static changed Katsuki Bakugo’s name to Boom Boom Hands

Boom Boom Hands: You’ve got ten seconds to run, Spark Plug 

Kyoka Jiro: Oh I am filming this- 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: zoOOM- 

Eijiro Kirishima: Bakubro, pls stop. 

Boom Boom Hands: no, he deserves it 

Eijiro Kirishima: plsssssssssssssss

Boom Boom Hands: …

Eijiro Kirishima: I’ll send the photo if you don’t stop. 

Boom Boom Hands: Fucking fine-

To CUM or not to CUM: 👀

Eijiro Kirishima: Don’t read into it, Mina, please. 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Eijiro Kirishima’s name to Hard as a Rock 

Hard as a Rock: I feel like I’ll get something dirty from this- 

Gotta go fast: Ashido! 

To CUM or not to CUM: Gotta go- 

Hard as a Rock: sigh. 

Boom Boom Hands: Oh look. You broke Shitty Hair 

Gotta go fast: Please get off your phones and begin heading to class as we have 15 minutes until it begins. 

Hard as a Rock: yes, Dad 

To CUM or not to CUM: yes, Dad

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: yes, Dad 

Hanta Sero changed Hanta Sero’s name to Bondage I C

Bondage I C: yes, Dad 

Ochaco Uraraka: yes, Dad

Toru Hagakure: yes, Dad 

Kyoka Jiro: yes, Dad 

Boom Boom Hands: Fucking stop. 

~~After school~~ 

To CUM or not to CUM changed the chat name to Class 1-Gay

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: NBDKSDJGUKV

Bondage I C: The lady’s not wrong- 

Boom Boom Hands: What the fuck? I’m not gay. 

Hard as a Rock: 👀

To CUM or not to CUM: KIRI! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

Hard as a Rock: 🤐

To CUM or not to CUM: SGNSVBIHEL

Boom Boom Hands: Jesus fuck Pinky, calm your bitch ass down. 

Kyoka Jiro changed Kyoka’s Jiro’s name to EarphoneJackass

EarphoneJackass changed Hard as a Rock’s name to HardandComing

EarphoneJackass changed Ochaco Uraraka’s name to Fuck Gravity 🖕

EarphoneJackass changed Gotta go fast’s name to YouWannaSeeSomeRealSpeedBitch

Fuck Gravity 🖕: I don’t know how to feel about this- 

To CUM or not to CUM: EMBRACE IT 

HardandComing: ... huh 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Tsuyu Asui’s name to Ribbitch 

Ribbitch: Why is this my name…? Mina?

To CUM or not to CUM: *whistles innocently* 

Bondage I C: Whos left to be subject to new nicknames? 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: You make it sound like a bad thing

EarphoneJackass: That’s because it is, fucktard 

Boom Boom Hands changed Shoto Todoroki’s name to Icy Spicy

To CUM or not to CUM: PREPARE FOR THE NICKNAMES

HardandComing: oh no-

Ribbitch: prepare yourselves everyone 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Yuga Aoyama’s name to All that glitters is a baguette 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Fumikage Tokoyami’s name to Revelry in the Birbs 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Rikido Sato’s name to Cooking by the book

To CUM or not to CUM changed Minoru Mineta’s name to On thin ice

To CUM or not to CUM changed Toru Hagakure’s name to Now you see me Now you don’t 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Izuku Midoriya’s name to Bones go BRRRR 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Mashirao Ojiro’s name to *Insert Furry Joke Here* 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Mezo Shoji’s name to Tentacle Porn 

To CUM or not to CUM changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s name to Craftingtable 

To CUM or not to CUM: I think that’s everyone? 

Now you see me Now you don’t: beautiful, as always… 

HardandComing: 👀

EarphoneJackass: dms. now. 

HardandComing: Which one? 

EarphoneJackass: Hagakure. 

HardandComing: Aight, then goodbye- 

private chat: EarphoneJackass and Now you see me Now you don’t  

EarphoneJackass: Look- 

EarphoneJackass: Y’ain’t slick  

Now you see me Now you don’t: I’m a useless lesbian- OKAY!

EarphoneJackass: Felt that 

EarphoneJackass: But i think you should tell her

Now you see me Now you don’t: Are you kidding? She’s totally straight! 

EarphoneJackass: Mina’s like my best friend 

EarphoneJackass: We made out once 

EarphoneJackass: She definitely isn’t straight. 

Now you see me Now you don’t: Why would she want to be with someone she can’t even see? 

EarphoneJackass: We aren’t doing this quirk insecurity bullshit. 

EarphoneJackass: If she doesn’t like you back, I’ll kick her ass

Now you see me Now you don’t: No need to do that, Jiro! 

EarphoneJackass: We’ll see… 

Group chat: You Ever Seen Anything More Homosexual

Boom Boom Hands: NO!

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: WHY NOT?!

Boom Boom Hands: BECAUSE LAST TIME I LET YOU IN THE KITCHEN, YOU ALMOST BURNT DOWN THE DORMS! 

HardandComing: Bakubro gives a good point- 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: Betrayed by my own bro… 

HardandComing: Bro- 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: Bro- 

Boom Boom Hands: Bro each other one more time and I’ll kill you both. 

My electricity isn’t the only thing that’s static: I bet Kiri wouldn’t mind thatfjsbvsoBSVSIVSA

Ribbitch: Holy mother of phrogs, Kirishima-kun just tackled him to the ground...  

Bondage I C: I’ll pick the dumbass up 

Boom Boom Hands: Fucking take him, we don’t want him. 

YouWannaSeeSomeRealSpeedBitch: All of you, get off your phones for an hour, and refrain from going on any devices at this time! Find something else to do! 

Boom Boom Hands: Fuck you, Iida

Fuck Gravity 🖕: Don’t insult dad! 

YouWannSeeSomeRealSpeedBitch: Dad? 

Fuck Gravity 🖕: Nevermind...  

Iida locked You Ever Seen Anything More Homosexual for 1 hour 

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