#pleqse

[wickedwitchofthesouth]

If magnetos helmet = made out of regular metal

And

Logans Skull = covered in special metal called Adamantium

Then how

Charles = read logans mind

But

Charles ≠ read magnetos mind

[buttercupdemise]

just saw a clip of bnha season 7 ep 20. never smiling again. matter of fact start aiming tranquilizers at me now because i migh

[toru-saynomoree]

UH GUYS ALSO did yall listened to that jeffrey bezos song by Bo Burnham that is trending on tiktok? Well, THAT SONG IS LITERALLY TORU IF HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE NEW LOCACACA PLANT. IS SOMEONE WITH MY VISION?

[aedolon]

SOMEONE BOOP ME AND LET ME BOOP THEM PLEASE #boop tumblr

[gorillaxyz]

THESE PEOPLE JUST WONT LET HIM HAVE ANYTHING😭

[0zzysaurus]

I NEED Napoleon Blownapart to do another episode of Fakes, Frauds, and Cults in MMA

[darkclouud9]

why do i keep having dreams with really loud sounds

I never used to be able to hear in my dreams.

[pixiesnooze]

can yall please please please please please please please please please please please please please please stop lumping jiang yanli and jiang cheng together please

[eatmyassssssssz]

SOMEONE REMIND ME TO READ THIS LATER I BEG

Task Force 141 reactions + König to you putting stickers on them.

Fluff/ slight gn!reader x everyone.

König

At first he doesn’t notice, his too focus on something else. His mind wondering off to a comfortable space.

When he does notice it’s because you stand up and move closer to his face. He panics slightly thinking your going to hurt him. (Trauma)

When he notices the pad of stickers he stares at you. There is a thick silence that follows along that makes you quickly stop and give him a very nervous smile.

“..You have a unicorn?” König asks in a sort of whimper. “..think it would look nice..on me..?”

You smile to his words and show him your collection of stickers you brought this trip. He happily helps you put some on his uniform. Slightly chuckles to the fact how excited you are.

When often alone with you he would hand you random sticker packets he bought for you. Then sit down and wait for you to start your “artwork”. He also puts stickers on you if you’re comfortable enough to let him. He respects your personal space as you do his.

John “Captain” Price

His busy doing some report about an accident Soap caused with explosives again. You bored take out your secret supply of stickers and slowly open it.

Price heard the wrapper and stare at you. A long lingering stare before he sigh and placed his pen down. He pats his lap, you smile and rush over to him with your stickers at hand.

“You want a rainbow or a storm cloud?” You ask pointing at the stickers. “What do you think?”

“Whatever looks best on me doll.” Price says with a chuckle. “And whatever distracts you the most.”

With that you immediately start putting stickers on him. His arms, face, beard and even his hat. Price is one to not care what type of stickers you use on him. Just as long your distracted he is okay with it.

Price lets you put stickers on him very often. Even in front of the group or in meeting to get your mind distracted. He knows that you should be focusing at the task at hand, but he can’t bring himself to do so.

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

Kyle was in his own head, playing on his phone. Unaware of your intensions to ruin him with stickers as you did with Price. He was aware of your behavior with Price and didn’t mind it as long no one else was harm.

When you suddenly appear next to him confusion took over. Kyle didn’t know why you would be near him if you two barely spoke a word to each other. Yet when he saw the stickers at hand he pulled another chair to him and extended his arm.

“Try to not get something too dark on me.” Kyle says with a warm smile. “Got it?”

You nodded and began to work. He seemed a little uneasy by your cold hands, but soon got used to it. Once done he would take a picture and smile at you. After that, putting stickers on him became a habit, Price of course secretly got jealous but found it okay later seeing that’s what got you and Kyle to talk more.

John “Soap” Mactavish

He was watching TV with Ghost. You were on your phone, messing with a game you found interesting. Ghost got up and left to smoke a cigar leaving you to Soap. You looked at soap and smiled.

When Soap saw you smile at him, he got worried. Soon you randomly pulled out stickers under a pillow and rushed at him. Soap soon also pulled stickers out the couch he was been wanting to use.

“Looks like we both have a secret hobby.” Soap says with a cheeky smile. “I bet I have twice as much as you.”

“No you don’t!” You say smiling wider as you unwrap the stickers.

You later found out Soap collects stickers and has been waiting for this moment with you. After hearing what you did to Kyle, excitement filled his body knowing he was going to be next for sure. He would hide stickers around the base so you two can decorate each other. Sometimes going overboard.

When alone you two make sure to cover each of your arms with stickers. It annoys Price and the others, but they get over it knowing it makes the two of you bond better. Soap buys you stickers from all over the world to make sure you never run out of them.

Simon “Ghost” Riley

Ghost was always alert so you didn’t even try to sneak a sticker on him. Fear silent swept you as he looked at you from the corner of his eyes and watched your every move. Yet somehow you finally managed to have some bravery.

Ghost was reading a book on the couch. You were next him, stickers at hand and you stare at him, a long stare that finally got him to nod.

“Fine…Just not the mask.” Ghost says in a harsh tone. “Understand?”

You nod quickly and watch at Ghost puts his hand on your lap. You excitedly turn to open your bright stickers. Ghost sets his book down and watches you decide carefully what stickers to use on him. He even points out ones he wants.

You find out later if he never takes the stickers off. He just sets his glove over them and returns to you when they finally fall off or he washed them off. Ghost is one to soon buy you some stickers that fit more his theme and everyone’s theme.

Ghost does visit you late at night for stickers. Even if you’re tired he wouldn’t care much, he wants those stickers back on him one way or another.

[lilyosamu]

Okay i created an account on AO3, Now i just need fanfiction to read...

Can someone be nice and give me some good fanfiction for me to read pleease?

I am not too picky

The fandoms i am active:

BSD

Marvel

Star Wars

Honkai Impact

Genshin Impact

Obey Me

The last of Us

Hunter × Hunter

Avatar the last airbender

Guns girl z

(i like crossovers like: harry potter × Dazai, or Genshin × Honkai)

Fandoms that i am only semi active, maybe it will change later:

MHA

Demon Slayer (sorry but I finish the manga years ago, i don't have the hip anymore but it's still a very good story to talk about over tea with someone)

[urbodymytemple]

who wants to gush in my inbox

[brendonsspider]

Lol I just realized today that my mom destroyed my dreams from like a super young age and thinkin about what would have happened if she didn't.

My first true dream was lawyer. I love to debate and argue and I'm passionate about my cause. So I tell my mom I'm super excited to help people because I wanted to be a prosecutor at the time (I was 10 please give me some grace I beg of you I know better now). And you know what she tells me? That I'd HAVE to be a defense attorney first and represent the bad guys. She told me it was a requirement and I believed her. And I went through life believing there was a lawyer hierarchy where you couldn't become one thing without first having to work as something else. And my mom did this for a lot of shit. She instituted false hierarchy into fucking everything idk why. But anyways. Wonder what would have happened if she just shut her fucking mouth and didn't say uneducated things she knew nothing about. Idk I just sit and ponder sometimes.

[paprikamahomes]

@instagram pls unban me my followers need to know about my bladee x taco bell fantasy (he makes my tacos wrong and I crawl over the counter to kiss him on the cheek)

[ssseriema]

i didnt think id make more minecraft guy period cramps art but i read @mcytanti’s lovely fic and i really couldnt be helped

[onicole]

YAYAAYAYAY CROSSFIRWBQ‼️‼️ hwlpwp i wokw up todwt thiwbking about them so hawrd i qm goiwng to go jajsjrjjwen over them

i suck at doing comics mb

[halfapersob]

I swear, can you please just link the Dr pepper post

That is so much eais3r than rebloggin jt and pinning it again every time I update it

PLEASE

ITS BEEN MONTHS

PLEQSE ITS NIT THAT HARD IM BEGGING YOU

This fucker needs a pinned post