#pleople don't

[parfavar]

Ok, this is wild. Reddit at its core.

[reyreadersblog]

RANT!

"Grayson has more trauma because..." "no, no, Jameson has more trauma...blah blah blah"

BITCH HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT AVERY'S TRAUMA OR EVEN LYRA'S???

ALRIGHT WE GET, JAMESON AND GRAYSON, BOTH HAVE TRAUMA.

but the second i bring up Avery's trauma..pleople are like "ughhh, what an ungreatful bitch, if i'd inhereited that much money i'd never complain" bffr now. Imagine one day some man in suit appears at your school and then hours laters you inherit billions, you're heiress and your whole life is changed. different people, different enviroment, different EVERYTHING. SHE WAS THREATENED MULTIPLE TIMES (*cough* *cough* Grayson) she was shot at, like litearlly everyone was trying to get rid of her. SHE GOT BOMBED, SHE WAS IN A FREAKING COMA FOR WEEKS AND THERE WAS A POSSIBILITY THAT SHE'D NEVER WAKE UP. Avery had no idea who to trust and what to do other than listening to her lawyer. Not to mention she was used like a puppet (*cough* *cough* Jameson) her life was already mess and it became messier, sure she inherited billions but at what cost?

Now let's move on to Lyra🥰

Istg if i see one more person be like "why is she so whiny? Like Hawthornes do not owe her anything" excuse you? First of all let's think about how much of a trauma it is for a 4 years old girl to hear a gunshot and then see her own father's dead body. HE LITEARLLY BLEW HIS FUCKING FACE OFF 😭😭 AND IT HAPPENED ON HER BIRTHDAY. We still don't know her full story so i can't really talk about her full trauma yet, but what happened to her litearlly gave her a permanent trauma, she is still having panic attacks, ptsd and nightmares from it. she feels guilt, she is confused and all she ever wanted were answers. Hawthornes owe her AT LEAST an explanation.

[theheirofthesharingan]

You know, I think a lot of hate and misunderstanding towards Itachi comes from the fact that he is designed like he is 30 or 20-something by the time of the massacre. Pleople would empathize with him more if he looked like the child he was. In some flashbacks he looks and sounds more like Sasuke's father than his big brother. He is expected to act perfectly and to take the best decisions in all that involved Sasuke, as if he was the responsible grown-up in charge, and not just another child.

Yes, that's also a major reason. The first time he was introduced, he looked like a 16-17 year old to me, and in all the flashbacks he looks more or less the same. I don't relate to the sentiment of anyone hating him for this, though, or thinking he wasn't a child when it's been repeatedly told to us, but I guess usually it's not so for everyone.

I read somewhere that the reason he looks older than he is, is because of Sasuke's perception of him. Kishimoto draws him with more nuance, and he does look like a child in manga.

When, for the first time we see him as a child in Sasuke's flashbacks in manga, he looks like a 12 year old. He's very similar to how Sasuke would look without the marks on his face. Anime messed up giving him an adult voice and the similar appearance. Boruto does a better job at portraying him as a child in appearance and voice.

And, yes! Itachi having to act like an adult could have been explored with his Boruto look and voice too. It would be much more tragic to watch him slowly lose his grip on his sanity when he looked like a baby he's meant to be.

Another reason for the lack of sympathy from a lot of people towards him is that his story is told to us through a series of unreliable narrators. Sasuke, for example, gives us two different versions of Itachi. The evil and the good one. The good one (in the flashbacks before the massacre) shows us he was a good and kind boy. Kishimoto uses Itachi as a plot device to further Sasuke's story. If some information regarding Itachi is important to establish Itachi as a character, but is not relevant to Sasuke's arc, it will not be discussed. Otherwise we'd have gotten some information on the time Sasuke trained under Orochimaru and his own guilt for pushing Sasuke into that path. I'm not saying you have to give us all in real time, but after his death, through Kisame (who'd be a better person to talk about Itachi to Sasuke) we could have gotten some more info on him. But nope.

Obito is also an unreliable narrator. As is Hiruzen. Sasuke tells us about Itachi, his brother. Obito tells us about the tragic figure/martyr Itachi, and Hiruzen tells us the perfect Shinobi Itachi was.

There's very little of real Itachi himself in all this.

Sasuke didn't know everything about his brother. Obito didn't either or it didn't matter to him enough to reveal more details about Itachi to Sasuke. Hiruzen also had his own guilt and lack of information on Itachi, therefore he only tells us what he knows and considers right about him.

Everyone is telling us about their version of Itachi that they know is right. Itachi is probably the only character whose story is told us like that. For other characters the narrators are very much reliable. Madara's story, for example, is told through Itachi, Obito, and Hashirama. And Hashirama is the most reliable narrator, so we can ignore what Itachi and Obito said about him. It isn't the case with Itachi. In his case we have to draw the conclusions based on all the information we've received from other people.

I don't agree with people who say he's inherently cruel or evil. (I wrote about it here) Unlike many others, if given a slightly better option he would have made better choice. Who else in the Narutoverse had to make the hard choices that Itachi did and he stood by them? People can stay mad with countless 'he could have/should have done this differently' but they're speaking from an outsider's POV who has the luxury of not having been through the trauma the character they're criticizing did. Everything they hate him for can be countered using manga penals. I know this is the bird-eye view of things, but these penals are self-explanatory.

Itachi is one character who did everything wrong, but with proper context that 'everything wrong' can be explained, understood, and to some extent, even justified. If people are going to remove, twist, distort, deny, or downright ignore that context to continue their hate, then I have a very bad news for them. More on this here.

It's why I tend to disagree with most of the discourse on Itachi. People dropping the context depending on their convenience to talk shit about him. And I applaud Kishimoto for creating Itachi. Imagine creating a minor character in a 700-chapter long manga and people being mad about his fanbase. He's a very popular character and some folks like to feel intellectually and morally superior for hating on popular things. They also like to think they're different and hence very special.

[meraki-sunset]

Wait, if there are ecto-babys then is there one that combines Dave and crow?????

Like, is there???

No, i don't think the kids would do that. Like, Crow or Dave like all beta kids would only mix their DNA with the kids they're not related to. So, the StriderLalonde can only create ecto babies with the HarleyEgbertCrockerEnglish. The Alpha kids on the other hand can do the same but also mix their DNA with their team members because they're not related.

Aside from that, they can use the ectobiology machines to mix their DNA with random people from Earth in the past, and also mix random pleople's DNA without puting their own in the mix, you know, for a wider gen pool for the zillion babies they'll send all over the planet

[dramadramallama]

deadass about to fight people defending the core message of death's game like there's nothing to criticize about suicide being straight-up presented as this Great Unforgivable Sin™. personally, i think it could have been such a powerful journey if the preachy tone was completely removed, if the personification of death was utterly neutral, and the main character, yi-jae, wasn't shamed and guilted into Understanding, after going through other people's lives.

i loved the show (!), but the punitive aspect coupled with the literal guilt-tripping and torture simply does not align with the feel-good moral i've seen pleople try to apply to it. the problem is it loses almost all meaning if the character goes through that development under the threat of rotting in hell forever. he's basically reduced to being a rat in a maze, fighting tooth and nail to survive vague, impossible rules, and being absolutely disdained and berated for it.

people do not commit suicide because they don't love their family/loved ones enough. i feel as much empathy for the ones left behind as i do for the ones who choose to leave.

how can we reasonably expect him to experience "illumination" when he's put into increasingly difficult situations where death is basically unavoidable?

i am glad yi-jae came to regret and to feel remorse, i am glad he was amazingly able to see past all the pain and torture he was put through, i am glad he was given a second shot at life (?)... but at what cost? the man basically ends up living his twelfth life alone, and empty, and broken. what a way to show him life is worth living. he did not deserve what lead to his suicide, and he certainly did not deserve what followed.

he tried. he was full of love. he did good. he was good.

[lupeintheclouds]

Rereading TSC in preparation for TWP

So I just had this idea, since I didn't read the series in the release order like most people and just read TMI, TDA and then TID and TLH and the other books scattered between them. And since where probably will have to wait until 2025 for TWP I just thought this will be a good idea since I wasn't the biggest fan of TID and don't remember much of TMI. So I will be updating as I go through the entire series and giving my thoughts because I'm bored and I can't wait for TWP.

The order I'll be reading:

City Of Bones (2007)

City Of Ashes (2008)

City Of Glass (2009)

Clockwork Angel (2010)

City of Fallen Angels (2011)

Clockwork Prince (2011)

City Of Lost Souls (2012)

Clockwork Princess (2013)

The Bane Chronicles (2014)

City Of Heavenly Fire (2014)

Tales From The Shadowhunter Academy (2015)

Lady Midnight (2016)

Lord Of Shadows (2017)

Queen Of Air And Darkness (2018)

The Red Scrolls Of Magic (2018)

Ghost Of The Shadow Market (2019)

Chain Of Gold (2020)

The Los Book Of White (2020)

Chain Of Iron (2021)

Chain Of Thorns (2023)

So to clarify my favorite trilogy is The Dark Artifices and I don't think that will change. So im sure this will appear in your feed so please interact I want to talk to pleople about TSC since no one I know reads this books 🥲.

[nymph-ette111]

I’m happy to know you enjoy our interactions too and that you liked my little tangent there. I’m glad that you searched for accounts from actual people who have the disorder rather than pseudo-psychologists, because they are often the harshest without a shred of accuracy (just the way they talk about the narcissist’s eyes turning a demonic black is enough to make me exit the article).

To be fair, Quora is one of the worst places when it comes to accepting people with npd. So I’m glad you managed to find something that didn’t conclude in a pro-eugenics rant lead by a divorced dad who is certain his ex wife is a narcissist because she took the kids. And since I chose my first paper this school year to be about npd and gender (we could write about anything, it was to test our abilities in general), I had to go through a ton of those. They ranged from absolutely hilarious to restraining order worthy. Thankfully Google Scholar saved me from that (though I would never suggest reading studies upon studies on a topic for x reader headcanons, I’m only saying this to sort of validate where my understanding of it came from). Since, yk, it’s a relatively fresh thing (recognised since the 80s I believe) and the fact that I had a therapist who diagnosed me correctly and knew how to approach it is pure luck

Also just any dog metaphor is delightful but it fits so well with Toby too?? Like, it just feels so right when people do that. And I can genuinely see Jeff having some npd traits, good call^^

Ben is just so!!! He’s awful in the best way. I want to kiss him and also put him in a blender for fun :3 i want to drive him insane. And also hold hands maybe. Like, yeah, realistically I would lose my sanity if he liked me but he’s so fun

Also yeah, that’s why I like your blog so much. You don’t shy away from making them hard to be around, hurt, mean. All kinds of messed up but also fun to read about. That’s why I also said that they would probably have an easy time with hurting me mentally, bc if they were aware of just how paranoid I am they would absolutely do what I did in that friend example, only 10 times worse (like, specifically saying stuff they know gets a reaction out of me to force me to stay or do whatever). In all honesty, this might be just why I like creepypasta characters (especially this specific portrayal of them). I mean, it does fit into that type of ‚pleople may be nice but they are out to get you at all times so you need to act to survive’. It’s kind of a safe way to experience something that is both natural to me and also absolutely unsafe irl. Like, yeah, I would have to walk on eggshells to be with Toby but also that is the way I see any sort of relationship either way. Sometimes, I’m more uncomfortable with the pure fluff bc that feels fake and unnatural. On that note, Toby to me is so untreated-bpd coded

-⭐︎

Agreed Ben is so fucking stupid I want to gnaw on him and push him down the stairs, what a silly fella. You don't know how happy it made me when you said you liked my blog :') when I shared my first post I thought it wouldn't get any attention, and I would just end up deleting the blog all together so hearing someone actually enjoys these little headcanons I make about fictional serial killers is so nice <3

you said everything so perfectly I have nothing to add, and yes toby is fucking miserable any disorder he has is 100% untreated and yes I love him and yes I want him and—

[pandisthings]

Hello pleople it's me! Haha <3

I forget some things in the draw so... Haha srry?

And I know it looks weird but I have some problems with the quality so I don't know, it's the best that I can do haha

I hope enjoy❤️💖

[argyrocratie]

i'm not much into hating or loving countries/nations, viva such or death to such as slogan feel to me purely rethorical and do not stir my heart, countries are at best places where pleople live where they do stuff or are done stuff by other people and my feeling on the countries feel as an abstraction to that

now people and nationality those are categorical abstraction which can gain a bit more of concretness in my mind, here are actual agents where the power of grouping under a name and generalising to that name has more sway, here stereotyping and prejudice could be indulge, here my better feeling and thinking might need to say "come on, don't"

[tmntvenisxleo]

Okay👌. We mutants are asking for a petition. But we really like her work. And we also like other pleople's work. But you💖 people also ask us for permission to make🎨. drawings and art🎨 about us we really like your work And angelic da Vinci and you💖 also understand😉is we are not just saving pleople for goodness and honor and that they would not be afraid😖 of us . We don't just do our job like that❤. Do you💖 even know how hard this is:💗I'm sorry. Forgive me now💙I will ask before . Taking your work about us , if you want. I don't mind if you add yourself to your art 🎨as well.💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[nodokasia]

Hatano Wataru mini album Dawn Michishirube ~Star and Traveler~ translation.

(I really liked this track and I hope more people will listen to it and the rest of the album)

"Ah~. I am so envious." Little star lazily sighed.

This Little star was not illuminating the earth like the Sun did. Neither did it fashionably chage its appereance like the Moon did. It was just an ordinary Little star, capable only of gleaming in the sky.

  A boy was looking up at the Little star with great wonder in his eyes.

"What are you envious of?"

"Everything that is not me!"

"Everything that is not you? Then, do you envy me as well?"

"Sure I do!"

"What about me do you envy?!"

"You can travel far, far away, right?"

"Travel? Hm, I traveled with my father once before. It was a lot of fun! So, you know what! I've decided! Once I grow up, I will travel all over the world, just like my father did!"

"Aah~! How I envy you!"

"You should travel too then. Look at the other stars! Allllll of them are traveling."

"I...can't do that... I can't move from where I am now. Other stars travel between east and west skies depending on the season. But I can only stay here... I can only watch others as the float by."

"Is that so... Are you lonely?"

"A bit."

"Are you bored?"

"A bit."

"I see... Oh, I know! Then how about I will travel enough for both of us?! I will go to all kinds of places, see and obitain all kinds of things! And then, I will tell you all about my travels!"

Hearing boy's words made Little star brighten up a little.

  Time went by and Little star was still staying in its place. As it watched other stars' journeys.

  One day, Little star heard someone's cry.

"Why are you crying?" wondered Little star.

"I want to go home..." In the middle of a vast desert one man has lost his way.

"Are you on your way home? Are you a traveler then?"

Exhausted, the man could only silently nod as a response.

"Oh how I envy you~."

"Envy? There is nothing about me to envy!" Said the man as he looked up to the sky. "I was traveling. I visited many places all over the world."

"Was it not fun?"

"There were fun moments. But I also experienced a lot of hardships..."

"Why did you continue your travels if they were hard?"

"For my family. Staying in one place limits things you can get. I was traveling to gather those far away things for my family. And yet..."

"Hm?"

"I got completely lost on my way home. Just a small gust of wind made the sand rise up. Landscape around me changed. And because the nights are so dark, I don't even know in which direction I should walk. I... Don't even know where I am right now...!"

"Still... I do envy you." Said Little star quietly. "You see, I can't move from this place. I can't travel or even change. All I can do is look at everyone else. But you know, I have made a promise. A promise with a small boy. That someday he will go on a journey and when he returns from it, he will tell me lots and lots of stories about it. This kind of promise."

  The man looked at Little star with great surprise on his face.

"You...you have been there, in that one place, all this time?!"

"I am always here. Always was and always will be."

"You are..." The man got up on his feet. Quiet but filled with determination. He was not crying anymore. "I... Am going to return home. Thanks to you I will be able to return!"

The man started walking. He walked through the darkness of the night. Following Little star while talking about memories from his travels. Places he saw, pleople he met, foods he tasted. He spoke about the fun times but also about the hard ones. Little star foundly, so very foundly, continued to listen to the man's stories.

  Protected by the light of Little star, the man walked on as he followed its light trail. And in the mids of the man's story telling, his travel came to an end. As the Sun has faintly lightened up the earth, a shape of a town became visible at the horizon. The man turned to Little star and said.

"Thank you."

The man's words made Little star brighten up a little more.

And since that day, Little star was not envious of anyone or anything ever again.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Silly DC Rogues + Scooby Doo incorrect quotes/concepts:

The Rogues adopting different members of the gang. It starts with Jonathan Crane meting Velma on a psychology seminar, than Riddler finds Fred in a trap convencion, Joker (or Harley pick your poison) goes buy a new lipstick and ends up bonding with Daphne, Scooby and Shaggy either became budies with Penguin after going to eat at the Iceberg or with Condiment King.

-/-

Batman: Scarecrow is too quiet lately I bet he is plotting some terrifying squeme.

*meanwhile at Jonathan Crane's hideout"

Scarecrow: Oh please, child, you can't do that to me. That's cruel.

Velma: You know the rules. No kidnnaping pleople or throwing fear toxin on places for a month or we will not let you study Shaggy and Scooby fear responses!

Scarecrow: Fine.

Velma: Now, Doctor Crane, I want the toxin canister I know you are hinding right now.

Scarecrow: You are lucky to be my favorite student, young lady. *gives her the vial*

Velma: All of them

Scarecrow: Fine. *gives her another ten hidden vials of fear toxin he had in his coat*

-/-

Velma: Er... I know this might be akward but I feel we bonded since last time we met and I wanted to ask you something.

Scarecrow: I didn't kill him, he died of fear naturaly.

Velma: Jinkies!!!!! I just wanted date advice.

Scarecrow: Oh?

Velma: You see I like this girl, a lot, abd I want to try to ask her on a date or something ... but... the problem is ... she is a villan and you are a vilan so I'm thinking maybe...

Scarecrow: Hm. Another villain. Maybe you should ask Harley. Unless she is really obnoxious, green and keeps asking annoying questions I have no idea how to help.

Velma: I think I'm the obnoxious one, asking all the questions? I mean I get really nervous when we are together so I end up talking a lot but not making much sense.

Scarecrow: Well if you are the obnoxious one, wich for what I know of you is highly doubtfull but I suppose not impossible, you can always build her a nice weapon, talk about how you are the best person ever to the point she may end kissing you so you shut up and look cute when scared.

Velma: I don't get scared. Nor talk about being the best.

Scarecrow: There is the weapon.

Velma: Wouldn't build a weapon to a villain be a bad thing?

Scarecrow: Since when do I care, Miss Dinkley?

Velma: Fair. But I do.

Scarecrow: In this case build something that can help her recover for potential injuries, crime is a very dangerous job.

Velma: That's actually really helpfull! Thanks, Doctor Crane!

Scarecrow: Only trying to help my best student, Miss Dinkley!

Velma: About that did you finish your studies on Shaggy and Scooby?

Scarecrow: Oh yes! They are fascinating!

*Velma and Jon start geeking out over chemistry and brain readings*

-/-

At Gotham's Annual Trap Convention

Announcer: This year the trap making competition will be done in duos! A special change to spice the ten years aniversary of the Traps Club of Professional Trapers and a way for us to make new trap themes.

Fred: Oh nice. Who wants to team up with me?

*no one says nothing*

Fred: Please? Gotham has the best trap convention I always wanted to win it's annual competion. Help a kid with their dreams!!

*is ignored*

Fred: : (

Riddler: *also didn't got a team mate because he is annnoying as heck* Riddle me this, ascot weirdo, the less you have the more they are worthy?

Fred: Uh... Scooby Snacks? Scooby normally recquires two or more to do really dangerous things but when it's for the last one he is super kean.

Riddler: What? *looks around* *everyone else already has a team* Fuck. Fiiine. You are stupid! Most people are but still you are impressivly dumb.

Fred: Thanks, my dad says the same thing.

Riddler: ...

Riddler: Dads! *rolls his eyes* As I was saying do wanna team up?

Fred: Sure!

Riddler: I never lost one of those so I want to make very clear to you beforehand that I expect a high perfomance.

Fred: Of course. All my traps are prefectly made! I'm a profissional, not like those two people over there using mapple to build an estructure that should totaly be made of oak.

Riddler: You are... actually right. And what the fuck are those knots? Do they want to fail? Honestly I bet they are Joker's men.

*They of course win the competition and become buddies*

-/-

*in a different universe*

Riddler: *shaking* PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME BACK BATMAN! *terrifield* I wasn't even comiting any crimes. I'm totaly clean! A new honest man. Please please Batman.

Batman: I'm sorry but you did escape from Arkham.

Riddler: Okay, okay, sure... I can go to Blackgate! Or Belle Reave. Or any other Asylum. Or solitary. I escaped. Yeah. I'm really evil Batman take me to solitary please.

Batman: I don't understand. What's going on with you? *concerned* Are you being abused? You can trust me.

Riddler: No. Not more than normal. It's fine. The problem isn't the guards or the doctors, I just can't come back to him.

Batman: *they are alredy on Arkham* Him?

Guard: Oh thank god you brought Nygma back his cellmate was really distressed.

Riddler: whimpers

Batman: Cellmate?

Riddler: *on his knees* Please please anything but him.

*they got to the cell*

Guard: *ignoring Ed* Yeah, the new guy, he is a transfer for center state, a total loony.

*Bruce looks to the cell to see a guy with a colorfull full of glitter hand puppet. He moves the puppet*

Professor Huh? (via puppet): Hi Eddie, I missed you! I can't banana drive to the mom alone.

Riddler: *hides behind Batman* This doesn't make any sense! *hyperventilating* Go away!!

Batman: Calm down, Nygma, what's the problem with your cellmate?

Professor Huh? (via puppet): Batman? My son likes you! Let's fly with a papper pane to show him a picture!

Batman: Of course! Just a second.*turns back to Riddler having a panic attack* Okay, Edward we are going to go to a different cell and you are going to tell me what is the problem.

Riddler: o-o-okay y-you pro-promisse I won't see *trembles* him?

Batman: Yes.

Riddler: He... He is weird! *Batman raises an eyebrown* You are just like the others!! You don't understand. You need to take me seriusly!!! He is... He is different from us... He scares me, Batman! He only speaks with the creepy puppet and he makes no sense! He never spoke a logical sentence in his life! His answeres to my riddles are soo abstract and it makes me question everything and he... he took my eyebrows with a croissant and put them on my shoulders once *shivers* that... that's insane? I'm not crazzy! It happened but it makes no sense! He makes no sense. He defies logic Batman. He sees order and he breaks it. I.. I need order, Batman!!!!

-/-

*back to our normal programing*

Riddler: Aha! We did it! We catched Batman.

Fred: Wait? Batman? I understood we were supposed to catch Mothman! Why would we catch Batman? He is a good guy.

Riddler: *who just stoled a museum in front of Fred hours ago and it's dressed on his full riddler costume* I'm a supervilan?

Fred: Hahaha. That was funny. Now let's catch Mothman.

Riddler: ????

Fred: *gives a lost puppie smile* You know I always wanted to catch Mothman with my dad... *blushes* Er... I meant with you! Yeah I always wanted to catch a cryptic with my good friend Mr. Nygma who I don't see as a dad at all haha.

Riddler: .... fine... *opens the trap* Sorry, Batman. We were trying to catch Mothman this time.

Batman (Dick, Bruce had a small emergency involving Alfred's niece Daphne) *confused* What?

Riddler: Don't ask me.

Batman (Dick): *sarcastically* Yeah, yeah, you are the one who asks questions. C'mmon Nygma let's go back to Arkham.

Riddler: *fake sweet smile* Okay *presents his hads to be handcuffed* Buuut you will have to be the one to the him we are not going to catch Mothman. *evil smile*

Batman (Dick): Er... Hi kid?

Fred: Batman! Me and my friends are huge fans. We also solve mysteries.

Batman: Nice? Look your monster hunter partner is actually a dangerous criminal.

Fred: Velma? I know she sometimes uses her evil scientist voice but she is a sweetheart.

Batman: No, the other one.

Fred: Daphne? She only breaks the bones of the people who deserve it! She also sometimes commits identity fraud but I wouldn't call that dangerous criminal behavior just kirky.

Batman: Uh, not her either...

Fred: SHAGGY AND SCOOBY? Are you insane Batman!! They are lovely people. The most they can do it's steal your sanduiche but they are really nice about it.

Batman: I was more by the lines of Riddler.

Fred: Who is Riddler?

*at this point even Edward is in shock. He never told Fred he was Riddler but it should be a given*

Batman: Nygma?

Fred: Oh! Uncle Eddie is not a dangerous criminal he is too weak and silly.

Riddler: Hey!

Fred: Sorry? But I saw you be bitten by an ant and cry over it.

Riddler: *blushing* I... It hurted.

Batman: *snickers*

Riddler: *whispers* you are not convincing no one Nightwing

Batman: *also whispering* fuck you, Nygma

Fred: See totaly not a dangerous criminal. Besides he isn't dressed as a monster.

Batman: I suppose.

Fred: *puppy eyes* So can you let us go back to hunting Mothman.

Batman:... Sure. Stay safe citzens *whispering* you better not doing anything bad, Nygma

Riddler: *whispering meancingly* or what?

Batman: *whispering* you gonna break the kids heart *throws him back at Fred wich results on him failing to floor*

Riddler: ouch. That was unecessary! *Batman has already disapeared*

Fred: *helping riddler up* I didn't know Batman was such a funny guy! You are dangerous criminal haha.

Riddler: *trying not to sound offended* Let's stop talking about it and go catch Mothman, alright.

-/-

In a more serious universe P.I Nygma actually meets the gang as he is hired to investigate a missing person case related to the "monster" Mystery Inc is investigating. (If in my college au he does warns them about Professor Crane before leaving saying something about nigthmares on Arkham)

-/-

Daphne: Oh dear, no! Don't buy this shade of lipstick.

Joker: Do you know who I am?

Daphne: Yes, you are the famous serial killer and supervilan Joker and you are going to look awfull with this.

[alternativally]

Daphne: Oh dear, no! Don't buy this shade of lipstick.

Harley: Wow, you're that monster hunter kid! I saw a video of you guys on youtube! Nice.

Daphne: I saw a video of you on YouTube as well! I've been crazy to ask your make up brand because I need to be able to do moves like that without messing mine up. Also can I ask how did you learn that cool half-flip head kick? I've been practicing a lot but I think is not quite right yet.

-/-

Alfred is the creator of the Scooby Snacks. He also has to hide the kitchem because Scooby and Shaggy eat all the food. That being said he does like how apreciative they are.

[ok-sims]

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

"I was happy in the haze of a drunken our"

" But heaven knows I'm miserable now"

"I was looking for a job and then I found a job"

"And heaven knows I'm miserable now"

"In my life, why do I give valuable time..."

"To pleople who don't care if I live or die?"

[s-i-n-i-s-i-n]

You all pleople need to know Joseph Stalin deleted people from black and white photographs. And it's not noticeable if you don't have the original to compare to.

Watching people call a UFO photo from 1996 "AI", and then someone found a upload of it from 2008 proving it can't be AI & everyone treated that as tantamount to unedited and like

When Photoshop became big we had this wave of people just assuming photos pre-Photoshop had to be real, just forgetting photo editing already existed, and I guess now we have people starting to forget Photoshop exists, and attributing the dawn of fake photos to AI?

[datrbdumpster]

If your life had a theme song what would it be

mine would be Cheri Cheri lady 💥

(I am definetely not procrastinating on my work by writing this post)

Well, to be honest, even if my life is still relatively short, there had already been too many events to have a single theme song...

So i made a list. Think of it as my character playlist or whatnot.

I am not a robot - Marina and the Diamonds

Exile Vilify - The National

Pleople I Don't Like - UPSAHL

My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone

Riptide - Vance Joy

Creature - half-alive

Cycle - Derivakat

Love Like You - Steven Universe

Some notable suggestions from my friends:

Entirety of Portal 2 Soundtrack - Submitted by a best friend of 7 years

Crimson Cloud from Devil May Cry 5 - Submitted by a friend of almost 3 years

Throw it all away from Sonic Adventure 2 - Submitted by the same friend of 3 years

[cowshampoo]

i am so sorry to the 2 pleople I havent answered asks for even though I was the one who posted the ask game. I am very drunk and life is hard. If I don't get to it soon attack me with nerf guns. I love you both. Sincerely,

cowshampoo (gosh i almost wrorte my real name lmao)