#pleasedon'thateme

[dismaster18]

The Man from the Sky

This Is an oc, called Jack that I made a while ago It was made to be like a Stardew character.

Here I Will leave some other versions with out the pants and with some more clothes.

[leylayilmz]

« ✧ starter for @cali-cabrera »

WHEN: 8pm WHERE: Briar Ridge Charity Masquerade

SCENE ONE.

"Why am I already laughing?!" Laughter spills from her lips as she stares at the row of lined up shots; perhaps it was nervous laughter.. no, there was definitely some amusement there. They'd walked in already buzzed with the pre drinks they'd consumed over at Cali's place, and somehow in her early tipsy escapades, she'd signed herself up to be auctioned off. Major regrets, but she'd drink those worries away. "I am actually scared about what tonight's going to entail for us, Cabrera." Knowing their history and ability to go off the rails when together, she wondered if she still had it in her all these years later. Something told her she did, and that terrified her. PIcking up one of the tequila shots, she gestures for Cali to do the same, a slice of lemon in her other hand. "To a childfree night for me, and a wild one for you, my friend. Because, guess what?! I bought you a raffle ticket on your behalf. You're welcome and pleasedon'thateme."

[hikari-writes]

is tha, t ,,,,.,.,.,, mika icon.,,,,,,

.....yes..........

do you hate me now?

[nijisora22]

This escalated quickly----

So one day me and my friends has this conversation.

"So uh, what do you think about a couple with different religions? With no ones want to gives up their own?"

"Isn't that wrong? I mean at least in my family we're not allowed to have different religion married."

"I'm not fucking talking 'bout married shithead--"

"What? So you're talking 'bout bunch of wishy washy couples that think 'Because we will not get into that far, we'll be fine' ?"

"Doesn't that statements just means they don't want to be in a serious relationship wih you?"

"SHiT--this get dark real quick."

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You would think 15 years old teens trying to get too much informations into their fucking heads---

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[hyuuchiha-a]

     [ Okay, so...I’ve been a little too busy / sick to really be considering this blog like I wanted (great timing on my part), but I thought I’d give a very honest rundown of ALL the muses on this blog, how I view shipping them, and both IC and OOC ship biases. I’ll warn you now: there’s very little wiggle room. That’s both because I really don’t see many of them as someone to ship, but also mostly because these muses come from an established verse I wrote before Tumblr, which has been heavily plotted. Sorry not sorry, but it’s the only canon verse I feel like writing them in. I’ve also plotted a lot in regards to my AUs. It’s just how I do things. If you want canons who aren’t so rigidly written...find another blog!

     Under a cut for length. Also please bear in mind these are all my opinions about the characters - it’s not gospel, it’s preference.

     First, however, a few general rules:

Respect the headcanons I have for my characters genders, and sexual / romantic orientations. If a character is written as straight, they WILL NOT ship with a character of the same gender. Same for any other conflictions.

In general, I do not ship anything a generation gap or more. No sensei / student relations, and no parents with those their kids’ age, even as adults. It’s just a personal squick. 

In addition, NO incestuous ships, and NO ships between someone over eighteen, and someone under. Agebending is fine - I just can’t do those kinds of ships.

     To avoid having to list a LOT of nOTPs, any that breach these rules won’t be listed. If it says N/A, odds are there ARE some, they’re just covered by default by these rules, so I won’t list them. Some of these rules do have grey areas - feel free to ask, but also respect my decisions when I make them. Thank you~ ]

     [ CANON MUSES ]

[ Uchiha Itachi ]

     Ship biases: None      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, demisexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: Suigin Ryū (kusunokihime) (singleship)      In regards to canon, I don’t ship Itachi with anyone, really - he’s just too closed off, and his personality just...doesn’t really mesh with anyone’s in a romantic way. In regards to his most popular ships: Kisame feels much more like a friend to me; Izumi I don’t regard as canon due to being implemented after the manga ended; Deidara...hates him? Admires him sure, but doesn’t want anything to do with him. And anyone else...I just can’t see. His personality (which again, is just my opinion) makes him a very picky guy. The only canonxcanon ship I’ve ever written him in was Ita///Hina, but I don’t really enjoy that ship any longer...and again, I write him as singleship.      And no, my ship isn’t out of nowhere - it came from literally hundreds of pages of RP from before Tumblr. Just because no one here wrote it doesn’t mean it’s an asspull =P This also plays into his own bias - he’s been written in this ship for about seven years. He’s a lil dedicated.

[ Uchiha Sasuke ]

     Ship biases: Sasu///Hina      nOTPs: Sasu///Saku      Info: Cis male, greysexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: My Hinata, tentative with gentlegracefulandfatal’s Hinata in ALAS, plotted with quietkunoichi’s Kimiko in OMaM (highly selectively multiship)      Sasuke is by far one of the hardest to ship (don’t let the two ships fool you). The way I write Sasuke is exceedingly mistrustful: of both others, and himself. He’s obsessive about his family after all he lost. And everyone he had connections to pre-defection? He’s either neutral, or negative with. Those like Sakura and Ino who fawned over him shallowly he has a negative connotation with. Naruto, too - his teammates are by far his biggest obstacle due to their treatment of him after he left. He considers their insensitivities to his decisions and struggles - even AFTER learning what Konoha did to him, and STILL trying to drag him back - a huge offense. To start, he has a very negative view of any Sakura or Naruto muses, just as a warning. Most others are either lightly negative, or neutral. That doesn’t mean he can’t come to get along with them, it just takes work. And ships a LOT more so. Partly due to his impressions of other characters, but also heavily due to his own nature and view of himself.      Due to my own bias, I pair him by default with my Hinata, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN he’ll get along with EVERY Hinata besides my own. He’s had one make him the angriest I’ve seen him in RP, and I’ve RPed him for seven years. It’s NOT a guarantee. Even so, the other Hinata he’s written with now has taken a lot of development. Bias =/= autoship.

[ Uchiha Shisui ]

     Ship biases: None      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, heterosexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: arranged marriage AU with wanderingmelodies’ Rin (highly selectively multiship)      Shisui, despite his flirty nature, is actually really hard to pin down in a relationship. He’s personable, and that might show as him being playful or flirty. But he rarely has any intentions behind it. In ALAS, he spent a decade completely alone. His social skills beyond his family are a combination of how he was as a kid, and mimicry as he adjusts. For the moment, he’s not really interested in actually BEING with someone. He’s got too much to think about in his canon: both in regards to threats against his family, and his own psychological well-being. He might LOOK functional, but he’s got work to do on himself before he’s anywhere near ready to approach someone romantically.      Rin is a special case, as she’s written in a VERY rarely used non-mass AU, where Shisui lacks these attributes. Personally I don’t like to use the verse much, but this was an exception.

[ Hyūga Hinata ]

     Ship biases: Sasu///Hina, Naru///Hina      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, biromantic / demisexual      Established ships: My Sasuke, but none in RP yet (selectively multiship)      Hinata, while not as psychologically impaired as the previous two, still has her share of traumas. In ALAS canon, Naruto does not acknowledge her love for him. At first this is quite painful, especially after her fight with Pein and Naruto’s subsequent silence. It leaves her feeling both unlovable, and like a fool who then shuts herself off from others romantically to keep from being hurt again.      But post 699, Hinata has grown exponentially in regards to her emotions, and no longer pines after him. That said, I do still enjoy Naru///Hina, just...with more outside-canon development. It’s really the only other ship I’d say has a very good chance of happening.      In ALAS, Hinata is paired with my Sasuke by default after a lengthy epilogue arc development. That doesn’t mean she’ll ship with any Sasuke, just like my Sasuke won’t ship with just any Hinata. It’s just a bias I have, but it - again - does not equate to autoshipping.      While I don’t have any nOTPs with her that don’t fall under aforementioned rules, I don’t really actively ship her in anything else, either. I used to ship Ita///Hina, but...not so much anymore. It could happen, but it’s not a bias.

[ Hyūga Neji ]

     Ship biases: Neji///Ten      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, demisexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: NPC Tenten, but none in RP yet (highly selectively multiship)      Neji isn’t one I’ve thought about shipping much beyond with Tenten due to his role in ALAS, and their creating Hinode, their son. That’s not to say he’s completely cut off from shipping, but Tenten makes the most narrative sense for the verse. That being said, he’s a very prudish / conservative fellow - he values tradition highly, and it’s not easy to get with him. He wants to do things right, and slow. And his personality is, admittedly, a bit hard to get on with: he’s prideful, snobby, and stubborn to a fault. People he finds superfluous or risque might rub him the wrong way due to these values / traits.      That said, I don’t have any nOTPs for him that aren’t covered by the above mentioned rules.

[ Hyūga Hanabi ]

     Ship biases: Kono///Hana      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, heteroromantic / heterosexual      Established ships: None (selectively multiship)      Hanabi isn’t one that’s actually shipped in ALAS - while the story runs until she’s about 32, her romance hasn’t been established yet in the plot, but I do have a bias for shipping her with Konohamaru. There aren’t a lot of established characters her age, so canon options are a bit limited.      My Hanabi is a bit precocious and maybe a little flirty, but also takes her role as Hyūga heiress very seriously. She won’t actually date anyone too easily - Konohamaru is from a notable clan, and has a very good reputation as both a shinobi and person. So if she’s to ship with someone, it’d have to be up to her own standards. Doesn’t mean she’s above being playful, but playful doesn’t equate to serious.

[ Uchiha Obito ]

     Ship biases: Obi///Rin (as kids)      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, heteroromantic / greysexual      Established ships: None (probably unshippable)      Obito might actually be first in how difficult I view a muse to be shipped. Admittedly, I write very little Obito in ALAS, and he’s pretty much strictly canon. And as in canon, he’s entirely dedicated to his plan. Any notion of romance or bonds is pretty much dead in him up until his change of heart in the war: and he dies as in canon, so...not exactly shippable in those few hours. It would take an an astronomical event to shake him out of his dedication and determination enough to both take that risk, and break that feeling of numbness and isolation. I really don’t know if it would be possible the way I write him.

[ Uchiha Mikoto ]

     Ship biases: Fuga///Miko, Kushi///Miko      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, bicurious (but claiming to be heterosexual / heteroromantic)      Established ships: My Fugaku (selectively multiship)      By default, I write Mikoto as pretty happy in her marriage to Fugaku. A little strained as he favors Itachi and she favors Sasuke, but she does still very much love him, though also finds him overly strict.      That said, I do like the idea of her having a confused crush on Kushina that she very much denies due to personal and clan-related bias of heteronormativity. In an AU where she develops this before her marriage, I could see the ship working with chemistry. Otherwise, I really don’t ship her beyond that, and she’s married by default and would NOT be interested in infidelity. 

[ Uchiha Fugaku ]

     Ship biases: Fuga///Miko      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, heterosexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: My Mikoto (highly selectively multiship)      As with Mikoto, I write Fugaku by default in his marriage with her, and really don’t have any other ships for him. MAYBE an AU where his arranged marriage to Manami pans out, but...that would change a LOT as it would mean no Itachi, Sasuke, or Shisui. So it’d be a major AU, but maybe one to pair with a Kushi///Miko ship. Otherwise, he’s a taken man by default.

[ Uchiha Madara ]

     Ship biases: None      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, heterosexual / greyromantic      Established ships: None (unshippable)      Madara is the only muse I write strictly in AUs: NOTHING canon, as I just...don’t really feel any pull to writing him in those verses. While he IS a character in ALAS, I don’t want to RP him in that verse.      So far he’s only been written in two AUs: Divine Light, and Of Monsters and Men. In the former, he’s an antagonist with no intention to be romantically involved with anyone. There’s really no narrative room for him to be in a relationship of any kind. In the latter, he’s also a bit of an antagonist. Though not as against being involved with someone, it’s hardly ever for romance. He’ll have flings, but only shallowly to get what he wants: he doesn’t have any intention to have relationships beyond the briefly physical. He has a habit of keeping interesting women around until he gets bored. A bit hard to spice life up when you’re been alive for as long as he has: his attention span has only diminished.      Otherwise, he’s mostly a background villain: the equivalent to Giovanni in the Pokémon verse; to Sozin in AtLA; etc. etc. So again...not really the type to have any real kind of ship.

     [ ORIGINAL CHARACTERS ]

[ Uchiha Tenkai (Sasu///Hina son)

     Ship biases: Uzumaki Akane (kusunokihime)      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, panromantic / pansexual      Established ships: None (selectively multiship)      Tenkai has been written very little yet, but has hints of a future relationship with Akane in arc three of ALAS. The story only runs until they’re about 14, so no real room for a full-fledged ship. He’s part of the so-called “golden generation” (aka Boruto’s class), so anyone of that age range could have crushes, but...not much point in full ships with kids.      That said, as a disclaimer: I don’t read / watch Boruto. But I don’t mind interacting with characters from it. Just know I know almost nothing about the story / characters. My muses will have to get to know yours from scratch. And as he exists in an AU ship, kids from ships that would “break” his parents can’t be written with him (aka Boruto, Himawari, or Sarada).

[ Uchiha Chikyū (Sasu///Hina daughter) ]

     Ship biases: N/A      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, biromantic / demisexual      Established ships: None (selectively multiship)      Chikyū has no established ship in ALAS, and only reaches age 12 by default. So again, mostly just for crushes unless aged up. She’s a little...difficult to get along with, but it’s entirely possible to ship with chemistry.

[ Hyūga Higure ]

     Ship biases: Uchiha Fugaku II (kusunokihime)      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, greysexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: Fuga////Higu (kusunokihime) (selectively multiship)      Higure is a very...special case. She’s by default paired with Fu II, and given her mental health, getting through to her isn’t easy, but...possible. She’s the same age as Mirai, but there’s very few characters in her age range.

[ Hyūga Hinode ]

     Ship biases: Uchiha Reika (kusunokihime)      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis male, heterosexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: HinoReika (kusunokihime) (selectively multiship)      Hinode has an established ship in the verse, but honestly is very open to be shipped with otherwise. He’s a kind-hearted kid and I think would get along with most others pretty easily. He’s in the same year as Tenkai, aka Boruto’s year.

[ Uchiha Manami ]

     Ship biases: OC NPC Uchiha Junichi, Fuga///Mana      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, biromantic / bisexual      Established ships: Juni///Mana (selectively multiship)      Manami, unlike her sister, was entirely accepting about her orientation, but also discreet about it due to clan politics. Though canonly slated to marry Fugaku, she broke it off to let her younger sister (who was in love with him) have her chance instead. Otherwise, she ends up with Shisui’s father, Junichi (Kagami’s son). But she’s honestly very shippable beyond that: could do an AU where she DOES marry Fugaku, or dates other people before / after / instead of her canon marriage to Junichi.

[ Hyūga Hanako ]

     Ship biases: Hia///Hana      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, biromantic / demisexual      Established ships: Hia///Hana (selectively multiship)      Though married to Hiashi in canon, Hanako could be otherwise shipped...but it would mean either having no marriage and therefore no Hinata and Hanabi, or possibly just Hinata and being disgraced after divorcing Hiashi. Otherwise by default she’s married (and dies a few weeks after having Hanabi due to postpartum complications).

[ Hyūga Hotaru ]      Ship biases: Hiza///Hota      nOTPs: N/A      Info: Cis female, heterosexual / heteroromantic      Established ships: Hiza///Hota (highly selectively multiship)      Honestly shipping with Hotaru would be VERY difficult. Though her marriage was mostly unhappy, it DOES end with Hizashi’s death. But I have a hard time seeing her marry anyone outside the Hyūga bloodline - she’s too traditional / proud to do so. It’d take a LOT to change her mind on that.

     [ And that’s it! ALL the muses on this blog. Major props to anyone who read it all: honestly that’s amazing and I really appreciate it. But yeah, this is the rundown of all the muses and how I feel they can / can’t be shipped. I know this probably comes off as really picky, but again: the verses I write are very heavily plotted, and just...between that, and my views of these characters, it’s not an easy thing to ship them. I know that’s disappointing cuz shipping’s a big deal in RP, but...I won’t write something I myself can’t enjoy.

     THAT BEING SAID, some DO still have wiggle room! And of course other kinds of bonds - family, platonic, enemies - are possibilities, too. I’d love to write something other than romance to see how these muses interact with others. Romance is just...a difficult thing for a lot of them. 

     Either way, thank you to anyone who respects these interpretations of these characters. To those who can’t...I hope you find other blog(s) who can give you what you want. But this is how THIS blog will be run. ]

[cockiemonster]

Hi!

Hello everyone! I'm new here. I would like to welcome everyone here and say a few words about me. My name is Eva my favourite movie is Star Wars: Empire Straight Back. I like to watch TV shows like The Big Bang Theory, Star Trek, Bones, Teen Wolf. I like colour brown and read books. My favourite (book) is Hobbit. I also play games like Syberia, Art of Murder, Borderlands, The Walking Dead and The Wolf among us. I think that's it. I am here to read and maybe with time will make some imagines... We will see about that. Yay 😃

[consideredfalse]

*Delirious bringing box into house*

Delirious: So I heard you like raccoons

Vanoss: Please tell me you didn't catch a raccoon, put it in a box, and bring it into our house

Delirious: ...

Vanoss: ...

Vanoss: How many are there?

Delirious: Seven

[incorrect-ff]

Zack: I need an adult.

Genesis: I’m an adult...

Zack: I- uh- I need a different adult.

Zack: ...

Genesis: ...

Zack: Pleasedon'thateme.

[meanxgreen-blog]

(Warning: kinda loud noise at the end)

Is this Roadbuster?  (pleasedon'thateme)

why would i hate you this is the funniest shit ive seen this entire week

[somecrazybitch]

Pleasedon'thateme pleasedon'thateme pleasedon'thateme

[jandjsalmon]

I love Betty as much as the next person, but sometimes I want to focus on other characters- which Riverdale doesn't let me- because she has the most screentime, always. Pleasedon'thateme

Aww there is no hate from me. I love Betty - and I actually care about her more than most of the characters on the show (really she and Juggie are my favourites and I’d happily watch a show just about them) - but I think your feelings and concerns are valid and no one should hate you for them. I agree that it might be nice to see more of Cheryl or Kevin or even Ronnie. 

There are definitely characters who I have absolutely no interest in having on screen - like any of the Pussycats and even to a point the parents (who I think get more screentime than necessary for a show “about” Archie).

But yeah. Thanks for the confession, Grayface!

[fromtonichawithlove]

😳

Why doesn't anyone take my phone from me when I drink?!

[theomaiga-blog]

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

D.A.

[melilera-blog]

So yeah...

Sorry for spamming tonight guys...

[theromancenovelconnoisseur]

FOURTEEN

I gave you my hope.

But you looked at it and laughed, mocking me and vandalizing me and torturing me with uncertainty until there was too much anxiety, sadness, self-doubt left and created a fixture in my world, permanently.

You took my hope and threw it back at me with such a force that it caused me to stumble and fall down the infinite path of the uncertainty of ever finding one who truly understands me.

My pain.

My joy.

My passion.

My severed and disabled hope left me, seeking someone new, who is ready to love and ready to believe and deserving of that love.

You Crushed me on that path,

and you Handed me an empty promise of future happiness.

You Ridiculed me,

Making me feel Interesting and unique.

But you Stole that feeling from me, making sure I would never dream again.

You Dug a hole for my soul, a resting place, somewhere it could stay alone until someone had enough patience and energy

To find me, and uncover the dirt and debris of heartache and embarrassment.

I gave you my hope.

All I want is to have it back again.

Now,

Instead of seeing me, and feeling my pain,

You get to be happy with someone better, and I'm stuck here waiting to be unburied by someone long overdue.

I'm suffocating, trying to dig my way out, but getting too tired of using energy that seems useless in the dark cabin of dirt and filth, my home, where my soul waits with bated breath, the ever-present pall of loneliness resting within and finding no way out.

No one is coming.

No one is coming.

[darkrosephanzer]

Update: A Raven and Her Cat

destinyphanzer

The next chapter has been started but I am at a complete -100% inspiration to write it completely so we will see what happens.

Link to the FanFiction:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10727224/1/A-Raven-and-Her-Cat