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Over It 😩😩 #goodmorning #whereisspring
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Whenever I see someone talking about Bhad Bhabie (Cash Me Outside Girl) making a ton of money:
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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
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I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”
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Married my best friend on Tuesday!
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someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*
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passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood
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things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
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heart: treat yo self
bank account: please dear god do not do that
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i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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