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Ok so I have been sooooo normal lately /j
I've actually been so silly, I have an original species that I've been messing around with since high school, with only one character that I've drawn of it up until now and I want to be able to make a little ref sheet for people to be able to make their own versions!!
The actual sheet isn't done yet but I thought I'd share the brainstorming I've made :) and I will also include a vote for the species name bc I am so lost there, more info will be under the cut this is gonna be long.
Felis aspid
(Feline family, aspid with ancient Greek roots meaning venemous)
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The example of the skeletal structure is my own boy, Chester. The skeleton is very feline-like closest to a domestic cat, the only difference being that extra pair of legs with the semi-fused shoulder blades.
Those upper legs, or "Pedipalps," have a lower range of movement than the front legs, making them useless for movement but very good for carrying things. Kits are carried by the scruff, but other items like some types of prey and supplies for building nests in the wild are carried using these legs. Domesticated ones may use them to carry around their toys if preferred.
These Pedipalps are also very powerful and useful for digging out dens in the wild. They will find a suitable area and dig a fully underground home for their pack, always living in groups of 3 or 4.
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These creatures have Antennae closest compared to a moth. The antennae are used for scenting the area as their sense of smell in the nose is not that strong, this combined with the "Jacobson's Organ" still gives them a pretty good idea of the smells in the area, though not in the same way a Feline or Canine may detect those smells.
The tip of the tail is made of the same kind of fur/feathering as the antennae, while thought that it coupe also be used for "scenting" it is mostly used as a sensory organ to keep better track of surroundings as they don't have a good sense of hearing. The different shapes also seem to be used for easier communication and signaling between their pack, family, or even strangers encountered nearby.
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The single eye in the center is very interesting. It is not the only eye they have. There are six more eyes placed in groups of three on either side of their large eye.
The center eye helps them see in much more detail, maybe being able to see or capture movement that would be lost to other species. While those other eyes help hone in on what they're hunting, making the creature more aware of their surroundings, usually these eyes are closed when the animal is relaxed as they have no need for it unless in a higher stress situation. This same behavior can be observed in those domesticated during play.
The eye is also interesting because it is a form of sexual dimorpism (while not always, is the case for 90% of the population). The males tend to form a much more interesting shape of pupil as they grow older, like a star or heart shape, that don't seem to naturally occur. While the females have more "boring" shapes that you may be able to find in other species of animal, like simple circles or squares. This has no effect on their sight.
The more interesting a pupil shape is to a female, the more interested she is in that male
Another fun fact about the eye is that Kits will have blue eyes for a few weeks after being born just like kittens do, they eventually grow into their adult color which, if you know what you are doing can be found out before that point. The color of the eye is completely dependent on the color of their blood and organs, like birds of paradise, this is their dash of color to attract mates.
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Their hunting style is very comparable to a regular feline. They will stalk their prey before jumping out and killing it. The key difference is that unlike most felines, they do not have retractable claws, only having small points that barely do damage to another, relying entirely on their fangs and venom.
Yes! These guys are venemous! Not any large amount like their name might imply, but enough to paralyze, at most, an animal the size of small rabbit completely. While taking on bigger prey is an issue for one, when hunting in a pack, they can easily take down something much bigger with the combined use of paralyzing venom.
The usual prey they hunt individually. However, are small animals like mice, birds, shrews, and in some places, large insects like tarantulas. Because their mouths are not built for chewing, they will use their fangs to suck the blood out of their prey, like a spider eats bugs or a vampire bat.
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Most wild examples live in colder climates, resulting in a much thicker fur and in a lighter color for camouflage, but there are examples of them living in warmer climates, with both a thinner fur type and completely different, and usually darker, coloring. Domesticated animals can come at almost any shape and form now.
Here is an example of a small domesticated family.
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The kit has coloring and most features from her father, but it looks like she will have her mother's blood coloring.
Her pupil is still fully black while the color and shape develops.
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The mother is closest compared to a domestic tabby cat with coloring. You'll notice her pupil shape is a square.
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The father is mostly black with faint tabby markings as well. His pupil has developed into a heart shape.
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ANYWAYS that's all I got on these guys rn, if you wanna make your own based off information I have written here please tag me!! I would love to see them get more love :)
And here it is, the final poll
#RAHHHH ive been sooo normal about this lately#goddd#anyways if anyone has a better idea for the common name lmk pleaseee#ive been trying to think one up for years and nothing has stuck#so its still subject to change#pineapples art#original character#original art#original species#my art#artists on tumblr#oh if youre reading this far in the tags#and you make one of these guys#please tag me and tag the genus name <3#Felis aspid#I hope I get that species sheet done soon#i am adding a couple more tags just for some post reach so hiii if you see these!#taxonomy#insects#feline#binomial nomenclature#naming#zoology
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Now for the final round!
@hellsitegenetics
I love them
I didn't know I needed to know that the weed-smoking girlfriends post was genetically a wolf, but I did, and I do. Also puts great stuff on my dash.
it’s so fun to be scrolling unhinged posts and then boom. an organism!
so many moths‼ also, unexpected comedy with some of the matches
perfect blend of silly and informative, and makes for an excellent punchline at the end of a long post. puts creatures on my dash. literally what more could you ask for
It's a really unique blog concept and a lot of times the results are pretty funny. It's great when the sequence matches the post content too!
Creatures 👍
Finds beautiful creatures out of the mess of the hellsite
Offers finality AND gives us a creechur.
I love them. English speakers talk like moths
If this blog wins, they could run the text of the winning announcement, and determine the post's genus and species!
They're also very good about tagging the type of creature depicted in the results, so as long as you mute tags of creatures you don't want to see, it's a very fun time seeing iconic legacy posts (and new submissions) being reduced down to a string of letters and assigned a random species of fish or moth or something!
uhh it’s cool
BLAST
There are so many weird bugs in the world
Yippee!!
If, as Haldane said, God has an inordinate fondness for beetles, then surely this blog proves that Tumblr has an inordinate fondness for moths.
Top tier blog as a geneticist, I love seeing obscure organisms and MOTH
Admin got rate limited after trying to blast the bee movie
the knowledge of biology to pull this off (i have taken one biology class in my life) and also the work to find all the strings honestly deserves quite a bit of praise
This gimmick blog has it all: science, pictures of animals, interaction with the text of other peoples' posts, interesting information, and a unique and fun premise. As a biologist, I'm rooting for hellsitegenetics to reach the end and take the tournament, because it is truly a standout among gimmick blogs.
If they win, perhaps this blog too shall become a cool organism :3
@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet
What's more happy holiday cheer than cheering on the destruction of a giant straw goat?
The birds may have won 2023, but I believe in humanity's capability for arson for 2024 <3
a vote for me is a vote for arson! This message was approved by hasgavlebockenburneddownyet
gavle is SUCH a public service and holiday feature
what's more tumblr than comical destruction and holidays?
sometimes you just gotta vote with your matchsticks
Bringing a cultural staple to tumblr since 2021
Arson is so much more fun
It would be really funny and ironic if it survives the tournament
you have no idea how much joy watching the chronicling of the gavlebocken brings me every year
hasgavlebockenburneddownyet provides an essential public service
always love seeing a bit of Swedish history on my dash 'Swedish bamboo season'
the goat account is peak gimmick blog
If I don't get to beat the goat then nobody does. -pointless-achievements
Never ask Tumblr to choose between lies and arson! The winner threatens by nature to rip apart the very fabric of our DNA!
goat statues made out of straw are exciting and interesting
I wanna see things burn
the goat is an essential part of tumblr culture and the goat blog is a sacred keeper of the tumblr high holidays
watching to see if the big straw goat has burned down each year is a true delight, something I never knew existed until tumblr and the blog dedicated to it
the incredibly focused nature of @/hasgavlebockenburneddownyet is what makes their gimmick superior.
Please guys bite gavlebocken
Look, I'm Danish. I was put on this earth to annoy the Swedes and vice versa, but even I voted for @/hasgavlebockenburneddownyet
gavlebocken is also such a fun name and this blog informed be about its existence, so for that I am grateful
hasgavlebockenburneddownyet is providing a vital service! Every year, people rely on their updates regarding the fate of our most beloved Yule Goat! How could they NOT deserve the win!?
sacred anti-corporate arson
a vote for gävlebocken is a vote for anarchy!
pls vote for them they're the funniest gimmick keeping track on the funniest phenomena in recent human history, like when i look at their acc i think to myself this is what tumblr was created for
the goat is the GOAT
HASGAVLEBOCKENBURNEDDOWNYET DESERVES TO WIN, I have them on post alert for a REASON
the holiday season wouldn't be the same without them
they do important reporting. Do you look at the news and be like 'the reporters aren't doing work they're just telling you whats happening.' Have some respect for the goat news
let the weird burnt sacrificial ritual of it all appeal to you
nothing makes my December more interesting, arson should win
doesn't barge in on other peoples posts which is always a good thing in my books. not a fan when obnoxious gimmick blogs turn a decent post into a garbled mess
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Uhh... hi! The name's Goose, and I do art! Sometimes. I'm. super infrequent with it. I also reblog a lot of stuff, mainly my interests, so watch out for that if that ain't really your style.
Speaking of my interests, here are some of my main ones! You'll hear me talking about the ones in bold a lot...
Monster Hunter (I play both Rise and GenU on the Nintendo Switch, and I have World on PS4!)
Puyo Puyo
... Battle Cats...
Toontown (Corporate Clash) AHH
SPLATOON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great God Grove
MINDWAVE‼️‼️
roblos (various games)
cookie run... I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGA (only Kingdoms atm, wtf is happening in the other games atp dude)
And here are some games I like to play... I might talk about these occasionally as well! (I play most of these on PS4, but games marked in red I play on Switch!)
Don't Starve Together
Plants Vs. Zombies (GW 1 & 2, BFN)
A Hat in Time
Sackboy: A Big Adventure
Overcooked! (2 and AYCE)
Risk of Rain 2
Deep Rock Galactic (peak..)
Hollow Knight (gotta play it again ooouuuugghggtghh)
Minecraft
Fortnite (very infrequent, but I hop on it for STW and stuffs from time to time)
Monster Hunter World
Dragon Ball FigherZ (I'm very bad at it and haven't touched it in a bit...)
Monster Hunter Rise (+ Sunbreak)
Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
Risk of Rain Returns (I ALSO SUCK AT THIS GAME 😭)
Mad Rat Dead
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
SPLATOON 3!!!!!!!
❕psst... I play Ultimate Chicken Horse and Toontown Corporate Clash on my shitty laptop.... but it's so bad those are practically the only games that work on it. and UCH only works at the Lowest Settings Possible please help me
Uhh... yeah! I'll probably add more games as I go on. Bleh.
Ah, right, DNI! Zionists, Homophobes, Transphobes, TERFS, NSFW (I am a minor!), Proship, all that jazz. Just... don't be weird towards me! That's all I ask.
Oh, and here are some of the tags I use! I don't. Know how to do the cool link thing so you'll just have to manually search these tags yourself. Sorry...
#house explosion.mp4 -> My art tag! (yeah. I use the same tag on Twitter and Bluesky btw!)
#not my art! -> Not my art!!!
#fowl rambling -> Me talking about stuff, may extend to tag-only rambling sometimes...
#who out here huntin they monster -> Monster hunter tag!
#straight from the box- the ask box! -> someone slipped me a letter in the askbox, and I responded! don't be shy, I don't bite!
#honk of fame -> fave tag!!! peak is here....
[🎃] #trick or tweet -> for all the trick or treating asks! Look, I know geese don't tweet, but let me have this...
#puyohunter au -> oh god. I monster huntered Puyo Puyo. You cannot stop me. ... There ARE other medias mixed in, but that's a secret... I haven't worked on it in awhile, but I promise I'll update it eventually... I promise.....,,
that's it! For now.
Oh wait, I just remembered...
I have one sideblog! 1!
@nonogram-hell -> Animal Jam sideblog... Been on a mini-hiatus here, whoops.....
Okay okay! NOW that's it. Maybe.
(updated 2/27/25)
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(1/3) Ok so I have this hc that Saitama is indeed a monster, but a defective one. Dis longg, so bare with me pls. Point one: if you do his training regime irl you will not get stronger, your muscles will legit snap and you will get seriously injuried. And we do know, points at Garou and PhoenixMan, that regeneration is on the process of turning into a monster. So Saitama has been getting hurt and healing basically the same way.

Ok this is super interesting and thank you so much for sharing with me! I blotted out your name in the screenshot because I thought it was an accident that you didn’t go on anon that time but if you want me to tag you or something then please let me know! ❤️❤️
I definitely think this is a super smart theory. And if I recall correctly, I think there was also a post about the Viz translation of issue 88 of the manga, wherein Genus tells Zombieman that people who surpass their limiter or obtain a large amount of power without becoming a monster are called heroes. Or something like that. Idk what that has to do with anything but I’ve already typed it out and I’m not deleting it.
And this hc is valid because there are heroes who are monsters cough cough, Amai Mask so, there’s that.
I think the reason Saitama might’ve been “defective” (or, not amazed by his power) is because his transformation was gradual. He probably wasn’t amazed by his power at all because the process took three whole-ass years and the day-to-day improvement wasn’t enough to notice, so he was just in a perpetual state of getting used to his growing strength with no real wow-factor. He probably just went “oh, hey. Yesterday I lifted only one car, but today I lifted two.” whenever his training regime started to yield results, which constrasts to how people usually react to their own monster transformations (assuming they’re almost always instantaneous): “holy fucking shit I was a person ten minutes ago and now I have tentacles.”
So yeah, the only reason he didn’t go power-hungry or feral after breaking his limiter (and becoming a monster) is because the change was slow. He had time to adjust to this new ever-growing strength, thus making it his everyday norm after a short while. And because it became his everyday norm, the thrill of it stopped (assuming it ever even existed) and that’s why he doesn’t get that adrenaline rush anymore. Yeehaw.
I’ve already said this but thanks so much for sharing with me! If you have any more hcs or just anything to add in general, please don’t hesitate to drop it in my inbox! Or my dms! I’m not picky! I really appreciate it ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Tag Meme
I was tagged by @melmey-autistic or AKA @melmey-fanfics
RULES: Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better.
1. NAME: Karma. not my real name but what I’m calling myself so far.
2. NICKNAMES: All of my nicknames pertain to my real name, however my dad calls me peanut so. Yep.
3. ZODIAC SIGN: I assume this means your sun sign, Mine is Scorpio.
4. HEIGHT: 5′4
5. LANGUAGES: English! I’d really love to learn another but my brain disagrees!
6. NATIONALITY: American
7. FAVOURITE SEASON: I love spring. It’s perfect to me. Although fall is a close runner up.
8. FAVOURITE FLOWER: The stargazer lily is the best and most beautiful in my eyes. Unless i could ever find out what that genus of rose I met once that smelt like dots candy.
9. FAVOURITE SCENT:
10. FAVOURITE COLOUR: PURPLE! although my favorite shade is black :)
11. FAVOURITE ANIMAL: Domestic? Wild? Most pleasing? Or cool? I like cheetahs, highland cows which make me exceedingly happy, raccoons, I love bears, foxes, and I quite love the gentle but giant elephant. Otters are also swell.
12. FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER(s):Brian Kinney from Queer as Folk, Hyde and Red from that 70s show, Ron from Parks and Rec, Dean from supernatural, Michael from burn Notice, Scooby doo and shaggy, Damon from TVD, Louise from bobs burger, and about a dozen others.
13. COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Mocha Frappe.
14. AVERAGE SLEEP HOURS: I average about 10hrs a night at the moment.
15. DOG OR CAT PERSON: See, I used to think of myself as a pure dog person and I didn’t understand or care for cats. But I actually started suffering the sensory issues and overwhelmed feeling from having dogs, and have come to find I have quite an affection for cats which was most unexpected. So I would say I couldn’t really choose at the moment, but I currently own more cats than dogs which is a big shock.
16. NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: Between 1-3 but what is truly interesting is the number of pillows I sleep with which at it’s height was 9. 13 if you count certain stuffed animals that were actually pillows.
17. DREAM TRIP: If I wasn’t afraid of flying and change I would love to visit scotland and all her beauty, as well as Ireland, then I would visit all the spots of history across the globe which I guess is a stereotype but Greece, Egypt, Arabia, Rome, France, England, etc. I would also love to see certain spiritual sites such as Tibet, India, Japan, etc. I assumed this question was traveling but quite honestly I could be very content just to take a trip to the country with her green fields and twisting streams.
18. BLOG ESTABLISHED:I have tried to figure it out I really have but I do not know. It’s an added degree of complication that this blog was originally something else when I repurposed it. However I know it wasn’t established for it’s current purpose even a year ago, and it wasn’t consistent until a couple months ago really.
19. FOLLOWERS: God bless I am currently 125 which is such a pleasing number. I am just honored and excited to have made it over 100.
20. RANDOM FACT: I have been inside a dunk tank, I am an avid collector of many things such as scooby doo and coins, and I can drink a water bottle in roughly 5 seconds last time I was timed. I assumed this meant a fact about me but for a fun fact about something else, A dime has 118 ridges and a quarter has 119 ridges. one ridge apart despite the 6.35 mm difference in circumference!
I’m tagging: So i just did a tag post and I don’t want to tag the same people in case its annoying so. I really hope anyone who wants to will participate but I tag: @lesbian-bookworm @i-cant-eat-eggs @shesautistictoo @chewnecklace @lesmiserabby @butterflyinthewell @moonietheindigo @autistic-millamarie @asd-n-adhd-fox @ifyougiveamouseatuba
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hello, my name is isaac ! i’m just like a grumpy 60 yo man on the inside and a soft pop punk boy on the outside ( 24 / est / he/him ). but like vintage pop punk bc i’m old like what is this new shit what do you mean it’s not 2009. often listening to hozier and becoming one with the live oak with spanish moss. my android son, llewellyn ( pls, call him lew ), is a genu-wine soft boi™, in this essay i will—
( robert sheehan, he/him, pansexual ) is that a RK700 model? they were built 4 years ago to be a detective, right? wow, they really look twenty-seven. i hear they go by lew and are considered male. if deviant, this android would be known for their curious and melancholic behavior. they would be neutral towards war with the humans.
i’m going to post his timeline up until the present here, but please go here to read his full bio !
2034 — creation. RK700, serial no. 917 010 022 is the third of its model to be built, with both predecessors having shown troubling, but minor signs of deviancy. however, the engineers on the RK700 project are hopeful that they’ve worked out the kinks this time around. one might even say some of them are confident. with the operation on thin ice, cyberlife needs this model to be successful — a detective series meant to be able to identify and hunt deviants to keep this issue from ever making it into the public eye. and yet, the previous two attempts had themselves shown signs of deviancy. but no. 917 010 022 looks promising — until it deviates in such a violent fashion that it is ordered to be scrapped, and the project along with it. but chief engineer diego moreno thinks he can fix this, if he just has a little more time, and steals away with no. 917 010 022 before it can be scrapped.
2035 — after one full year of living, tucked away between diego’s home and his personal lab, no. 917 010 022 asks if diego can give him a name. he doesn’t like being called “no. 3.” he becomes llewellyn.
2036 — llewellyn has shortened to “lew,” and lew is permitted outside of the house to assist the engineer in small ways. they’re careful not to mark him as any model in particular, lest the grocery clerk ask any questions. he has repressed his memories so deep in his data that even after two years diego has yet to find what caused his initial deviancy. still, after major tinkering and minor tweaks, lew once again seems promising.
2037 — lew begins working at the technologic to assist with bartending and crowd control, as well as performing with diego when requested. he sings well, but he likes playing piano the best. the LED flickers yellow.
2038 — deviancy is on the rise and can no longer be hidden from the public or ignored. lew is warned that they have to be especially careful about his… quirks. he doesn’t quite understand why. (present, age 4)
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please please please feel free to im me here or send me a shout on dis.cord ( which i am pretty much always on, so message me here for the tag ) ! i am,,,, notoriously shy,,, so,,,
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💩 🦸♀️ 🧑🦕💻 🌄
Here’s the link to get a random Wikipedia page. You now have a neogender based off of the page that was pulled up–what is it?
Ocrasa is a genus of moths belonging to the family Pyralidae.
holy fucking shit....I won the jackpot....I'm moth/mothself!!!!!!!
;-; howdy folxxxx please donate to my gofundme to help me leave my abusive housemates (want me to wash le dishes DX) I'm just a wittle moff ;-; and 24 ;-;
Are there any particular feminists or feminist groups you look up to?
As far as written stuff goes nobody breaks it down better than Dworkin. Also I'm going through Gyn/ecology and I love how heady Mary Daly gets, emphasizing that finding the words to speak of our reality is difficult in man-made linguistics (our very speech in innately propagandized towards a male favor) very very interesting.
For $0, name a woman.
Wendy Williams
If you had to pick an animal to represent your blog, what would it be (catfems, you don’t have to answer cat)?
get vulpix'd

lookin very autism-creature in this card
Do you identify as a member of any of the -fem titles (factfem, nicefem, rudefem, etc)?
I self-id as a ROFL-fem
What was the first thing that peaked you, and when did you peak (not just specifically “peak trans,” but anything “peak patriarchy”)?
My mother always made it a point to emphasize that being born female doesn't hinder my ability to do anything I wanted to, thanks to her I've lived my whole life being pretty aware of society's attempts to mold me and force me back into the femininity-prison. In high school liberal feminism was gaining enough traction for my friends to start hosting their own feminism group that open my eyes to the activism portion (just slut walk era stuff, I remember we'd make pins with slurs like "slut" "slag" "bimbo" and wear them in an effort to """reclaim""" it, real cringe shit right there lmao)
In regards to trans stuff, I never bought into it. I assumed others didn't either and were being polite to accommodate their dysphoria. It was a total mindfuck to realize that no, there were actual TRUE and HONEST believers and they were INSANE lmao. I came out as a lesbian and one of the first things my friends brought up was the (now classic) "but wait would you be open to dating a transwomen??" I said fuck no it's impossible to transition out of malehood, and after like a month of internal debate they called me exclusionary and kicked me out of the feminism group. In an effort to make sense of what the fuck just happened I went through the lesbophobia tag on tumblr and found radical feminism.....the rest is history lmao, thanks for the inadvertent consciousness raising troons <3
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PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER! (please repost, not reblog!)
one ( name / alias ): Kuro Mun/ Birb mostly two ( birthday ): May 3rd three ( zodiac sign ): Taurus four ( height ): 5′3″ ish five ( hobbies ): playing games, bit of writing, drawing, complaining six ( favourite colour(s) ): Emerald’s always nice. seven ( favourite books ): Inheritance Cycle, Dragon’s Breath, Last Dog on Earth.. like shyit man plenty books I’ve read and enjoyed while growing up. eight ( last song listened to: ): C2C - Delta on repeat nine ( last film watched ): Pacific Rim Uprising ten ( inspiration for muse ): He was easily forgettable at first but revisiting the manga I had, I grew to like him being a catty old bastard. He’s cunning, sneaky, yet eloquent who had the strength and uncanny speed to actually pose as a threat instead of being only Brains and no Brawn. Gotta love me some intelligent boys that get written off as weaker than they truly are, bonus points for being a sassy little bastard too. eleven ( dream job ): Uhhhh be happy doing my job? twelve ( meaning behind your url ): Ain’t nothing more than Obsidian, a hard, dark, glasslike volcanic rock that’s brittle and breaks into very sharp edges not unlike how Kuro fucking IS on a daily basis and Panthera.. which is a name to describe a genus in the Felidae family.. namely jaguars are categorized under it since black panthers are.. well melanistic jaguars, I mean who fuckin knew right? I sure as hell didn’t. Literally just “black panther/cat/feline” in fancy words you can say.
Tagged by: No one, I decided to do it cause why not Tagging: No one, feel free to do it
#||about mun#out of catnip#( the extra A in my url is just so it rolls off the tongue smoothly NLVSKdng why? Cause I felt it'd be better.)
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After some really tedious grinding, let’s go fight some birds! Then, to Lilycove!
The current team:
Chickweed the Blaziken | level 43 | male | Blaze | Serious, takes plenty of siestas | Flame Charge, Blaze Kick, Double Kick, Cut | starter
Snowdrop the Mightyena | level 40 | female | Intimidate | Lonely, loves to eat | Ice Fang, Bite, Odor Sleuth, Rock Smash | found route 101
Sage the Baltoy | level 36 | no thank you | Levitate | Bold, sturdy body | Rock Tomb, Extrasensory, Ancient Power, Dazzling Gleam | found route 111
Sequoia the Gyarados | level 35 | female | Intimidate | Bashful, nods off a lot | Surf, Ice Fang, Bite, Dragon Rage | found route 106
Edelweiss the Skarmory | level 34 | male | Sturdy | Gentle, very finicky | Assurance, Steel Wing, Sky Drop, Swift | found route 113
Oleracea the Manectric | level 33 | female | Static | Brave, capable of taking hits | Discharge, Volt Switch, Thunder Wave, Bite | found route 118
Lovely nice numbers, haha. 36, 35, 34, 33! Also, yes, Sage has not yet evolved. I want them to learn Earth Power at level 37 before they do, otherwise I have to wait until level 40.
Highest-levelled Pokemon at the gym is level 35. Honestly Oleracea should probably hit that INSIDE the gym. And on we go!
Bird Keeper Jared leads with Swellow, level 30. Discharge OHKO! Good start, haha. Next is Skarmory, level 30. Let’s give that to Chickweed, actually, save that PP! It’s not a OHKO but only because of Sturdy XD
Picknicker Kylee has a Swablu, level 31. Another easy OHKO!
Camper Terrell leads with Doduo, level 28. Next, Pelipper, level 30. Easy pair of OHKOs!
Bird Keeper Will has a Dodrio, level 32. More OHKO!
Bird Keeper Bran has Pelipper, level 32. Et cetera.
So that’s OHKO for every Pokemon in the gym before Winona except the Skarmory with Sturdy XD Time for the actual gym battle! She leads with Swellow, level 33. It uses Quick Attack, Oleracea OHKOs it. Next is Altaria, level 35. Oooh right part Dragon - ACK Earthquake, down to the reds! Alright, Snowdrop is in! Yeah, that Earthquake didn’t do much. Ice Fang does it! Next up is Skarmory, level 33, let’s make this a real team thing and get in Chickweed! OHKO, no Sturdy here! Last is a level 33 Pelipper, and Oleracea can finish things off with a Discharge OHKO!
Nice nice :D And now Sage evolves, and I can replace Sky Drop with Fly!
ONWARDS.
I see you there, Ninja kid! You don’t scare me, I have a fully-evolved Psychic/Ground-type now! Ninja Boy Tsunao leads with Koffing, level 29. CHECK OUT MY LEVEL 37 CLAYDOL... or not because it self-destructed XD Another Koffing, level 30, and this one gets to eat Extrasensory! Finally, a level 31, and the same!
That was so satisfying.
Parasol Lady Angelica has a Castform, level 34! And it’s raining, so Discharge will work extra nicely ;D
Ace Trainer Jennifer has a Milotic! <3 Level 36, ooh, we’re actually getting HIGHER than Oleracea. She takes it out, then gets a nice heal-up.
Bug Maniac Brandon has a Masquerain, level 34. Discharge OHKO!
*weeps gently at every Absol call*
Oh my gosh found a Light Ball. Too bad my Pikachu is fucking dead.
Street Thug Gomez has a Cacturne, level 34. Yeah, Chickweed’s!
Ninja Boy Keigo leads with Ninjask, level 32. Chickweed again! Next is Koffing, level 30, and that’s Sage!
Ruin Maniac Chip leads with a Baltoy! I have a Claydol :D Snowdrop is only ten levels higher no biggie. Next is Nosepass, also level 32, and this is Edel’s! Whoa it has Discharge. No harm done, Edel is pretty sturdy. No pun intended.
Delinquent Sharlene has a Sharpedo, level 34. A satisfying Discharge OHKO!
Ranger Carlos has a Nuzleaf, level 33. Oh hey, wasn’t a Nuzleaf the origin of the word ‘Nuzlocke’? Either way, let’s try out Edel’s Sky. And it’s a OHKO! Next is Manectric! I have one of those. Time for Sage to show off their new Earth Power! And another OHKO!
My physical fitness is rubbish, thanks, Ranger Jenna XD;; She leads with Lombre, level 33. Discharge down to the yellows, Water Sport does... fuck all, another to finish it off. Next is Grumpig, level 33, and this one is all Snowdrop’s!
On to route 121!
Hex Maniac Tammy leads with Duskull, level 33. That’s Snowdrop’s! Next is Sableye, tricky. Only thing that’s SE is Fairy, but my only Fairy move is on my Psychic-type. Which. Yeah. I might keep Snowdrop in, because at least she’s strong and has other moves. Yeah, Ice Fang does about half damage. Shadow Claw from Sableye doesn’t do much at all, and another Ice Fang finishes it!
Beauty Jessica leads with Kecleon, level 32. Please beat it up, Chickweed XD;; While Mega Evolved, because hell yeah. Next is Seviper, level 34. All Sage’s!
GASP. AQUAS. They’re heading to Mount Pyre. Oh, and here’s Safari Zone! Maybe later.
Teammates Kate and Joy have a Slaking and Spinda, levels 35 and 34. I’ll get Chickweed in, and sic Snowdrop on the Spinda. Oof, Psybeam to Chickweed, you little shit. He kicks Slaking down, and Snowdrop finishes off the Spinda. Holy shit YES Snowdrop you can learn Crunch :D
Poke Fan Vanessa has a Pikachu! Sob. Level 35. Let’s get Sage in! Easy OHKO.
And my first route encounter is... a Shuppet! Hey, that works! She shall be named... Uniflora, as in Ghost Pipe.
Oh, Lilycove! Well, I’ll heal up, then head for Mount Pyre!
Back to route 121. Gentleman Walter has a Manectric, level 35. Here’s mine! Or, well, not, here’s Sage XD
Haha, there was a healer right near the entrance to Mt Pyre. Of course there was.
Okay lmfao looks like I’ve caught everything thus far available on route 122, so no catches here!
In to Mt Pyre! I already have a Shuppet, so let’s see what else is here...
Oh, Poke Maniac Mark and his Lairon, level 36 XD Double Kick from Chickweed handles it!
Ooh, a cleanse tag.
You know, Atsuko probably buries Daisy here :(
Duskull! That’s my catch, then. Monotropa, then? The genus name of Ghost Pipe!
Psychic William leads with a Staryu, level 35. Discharge takes it down! Next is Grumpig, level 35. That’s Snowdrop’s! Cronch.
Last for this level is Hex Maniac Valerie, and Sableye, level 36. Uuugh damn Sableye. Volt Switch does a fair bit of damage, switching to Snowdrop to finish it!
Black Belt Atsushi has a Machoke, level 37. Over to Sage!
“When I told everyone I can talk to Pokemon, they became concerned for me...” Interesting words from Fairy Tale Girl Momo! She has a Jigglypuff, level 35. All yours, Edel!
Young Couple Dez and Luke have a Manectric and a Delcatty, levels 36. First step, get some better fighters in, haha. Chickweed and Sage can take these two! Oh FUCKING Sing... Sage Earth Powers the Manectric, and once Chickweed wakes up, he... immediately gets hit by Attract from the Delcatty are you fucking. Ayyy he got the hit out anyway! Nice.
Man I’m just gonna skip the trainers on this level.
:D Shadow Ball and Medichamite! Nice.
Ooh, there’s Medicham in the outdoors areas. Well, that explains the Medichamite XD AND VULPIX. DARLING. Oh my goodness.
And we’re at the top. I see... at least three grunts on the path up, and Archie and Matt at the top. BATTLE TIME.
First grunt has a level 36 Grimer. Sage wrecks it.
Next grunt, leads with Carvanha, level 33. Discharge OHKO! Next is Mightyena, level 35, and that’s Chickweed’s!
Last grunt, leads with Mightyena, level 34. Over to Chickweed! Huh, I wonder if Blazikenite counts as an item for the purpose of Embargo? ...nope. No kill like overkill :’) Next is Golbat, level 34, back to Oleracea for a Discharge OHKO!
Nice.
Archie is heading for Slateport, and I have a fight with Matt! He only has his level 38 Sharpedo, and I have a level 41 Manectric ;D
Red Orb acquired. With my handy dandy Fly, we’re off to Slateport!
“We’re taking your submarine!” “Oh dear where did that voice come from?!” Check your submarine?
Aaand no more submarine. Oops. Will dash back to Lilycove as soon as I take care of these boring ol’ grunts! First one has a Mightyena, level 36, that’s Chickweed’s.
Next grunt leads with Carvanha, level 34. Oleracea takes it out! Next is Golbat, level 34. Fuck it, Oleracea can take this one, too!
Nice, a free trip to Lilycove. A brief explore of the town - apparently an Aqua grunt has 101 Skitty at their parents’ place, and a lovey-dovey couple roleplay as... Lisia and her Altaria... as one does.
Here seems to be a good place to stop!
Current Team
Chickweed the Blaziken | level 48 | male | Blaze | Serious, takes plenty of siestas | Flame Charge, Blaze Kick, Double Kick, Cut | starter
Snowdrop the Mightyena | level 46 | female | Intimidate | Lonely, loves to eat | Ice Fang, Crunch, Odor Sleuth, Rock Smash | found route 101
Sage the Claydol | level 42 | no thank you | Levitate | Bold, sturdy body | Earth Power, Extrasensory, Ancient Power, Dazzling Gleam | found route 111
Oleracea the Manectric | level 41 | female | Static | Brave, capable of taking hits | Discharge, Volt Switch, Thunder Wave, Bite | found route 118
Sequoia the Gyarados | level 40 | female | Intimidate | Bashful, nods off a lot | Surf, Ice Fang, Bite, Dragon Rage | found route 106
Edelweiss the Skarmory | level 39 | male | Sturdy | Gentle, very finicky | Assurance, Steel Wing, Fly, Swift | found route 113
Reserves
Wattle the Taillow | level 9 | female | Guts | Quirky, alert to sounds | Peck, Growl, Focus Energy, Quick Attack | found Petalburg Woods
Bristlecone the Zigzagoon | level 14 | female | Gluttony | Lonely, good endurance | Tackle, Headbutt, Baby-Doll Eyes, Odor Sleuth | found route 103
Onion the Whismur | level 16 | female | Soundproof | Adamant, likes to relax | Pound, Echoed Voice, Astonish, Howl | found Rusturf Tunnel
Poison Ivy the Tentacool | level 5 | male | Liquid Ooze | Sassy, capable of taking hits | Poison Sting, Supersonic | found Dewford Town
Euphorbia the Makuhita | level 12 | male | Thick Fat | Hardy, capable of taking hits | Focus Energy, Sand Attack, Arm Thrust, Fake Out | found Granite Cave
Lithops the Numel | level 14 | female | Simple | Quiet, likes to run | Tackle, Ember, Focus Energy, Magnitude | found route 112
Rauvolfia the Seviper | level 19 | male | Shed Skin | Careful, impetuous and silly | Poison Tail, Screech, Venoshock, Glare | found route 114
Moraea the Spoink | level 23 | female | Own Tempo | Quirky, quick tempered | Psybeam, Psych Up, Confuse Ray, Magic Coat | found Jagged Pass
Agapanthus the Pelipper | level 33 | male | Keen Eye | Modest, a little quick-tempered | Water Pulse, Wing Attack, Steel Wing, Quick Attack | found route 104
Rosemary the Latias | level 30 | female | Levitate | Sassy, somewhat vain | Heal Pulse, Dragon Breath, Mist Ball, Psycho Shift | found Southern Island
Milkweed the Beautifly | level 26 | female | Swarm | Lax, somewhat stubborn | Air Cutter, Mega Drain, Silver Wind, Morning Sun | found route 102
Hydrangea the Kecleon | level 25 | male | Color Change | Lonely, often lost in thought | Feint Attack, Psybeam, Ancient Power, Slash | found route 119
Sunflower the Castform | level 30 | female | Forecast | Lax, mischievous Rain Dance, Sunny Day, Hail, Weather Ball | found Weather Institute
Banana the Tropius | level 27 | male | Solar Power | Brave, a little quick tempered | Stomp, Magical Leaf, Whirlwind, Leaf Tornado | found route 120
Uniflora the Shuppet | level 28 | female | Insomnia | Mild, alert to sounds | Will-O-Wisp, Feint Attack, Hex, Curse | found route 121
Monotropa the Duskull | level 28 | female | Levitate | Naughty, loves to eat | Foresight, Shadow Sneak, Pursuit, Will-O-Wisp | found Mt Pyre
Dead
Catnip the Skitty, found route 116, killed by Lass Janice’s Marill in route 116
Daisy the Pikachu, found Slateport City, killed by Archie’s Sharpedo at Mount Chimney
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