#please say the precious bean hahahaha

[beantothemax]

More Kurokami inbox fic time!!! This fic contains spoilers for SMT IV's third act, after the alignment lock. Anyways, here's the sole bgm for this song, I highly suggest listening to it while you read this. It's in a bit of a casual conversational tone, with no descriptions to speak of.

“Oh, it’s you. How have you been?”

“I’ve been well! I met the most helpful boy recently. You would like him.”

“I don’t doubt that for a second.”

“Mmmm…”

“So whats this song? It’s surprisingly nice for right now.”

“Angels and Demons at a very tentative peace?”

“You could say that. If what you call tentative is hard glares and booming words.”

“Can they even do that?”

“They can damn well try, I’ll say.”

“Hahahaha! I suppose so. Any ideas on who’s participating?”

“I’m sure you know the Archangels are going to be there…”

“Of course.”

“Knowing him, Metatron is going to be there as well.”

“Of course. I think I saw Flynn with him for a short while.”

“Oh really? The boy is that strong?”

“I suppose so. But it’s not really him, is it?”

“Of course not. It would be funny if it was, though.”

“What about your side? Any ideas on who you’re bringing?”

“Hmmmmm….. That’s a secret.~”

“Not going to spill the beans to me? After all we’ve been through?”

“Nah. It’s more fun to talk about Him.”

“Amen to that.”

…..

snicker

“You’re different than most demons.”

“I’m not a Demon.”

“Riiiight, and I’m an Angel of the Lord.”

“It’s hard to describe in words. You just… are. I’ve never seen a demon that cares so much for humanity. It’s kind of refreshing.”

“Too bored of the kill-maim-murder mentality?”

“You could say that.”

….

“I think it’s because you care more about humans than most demons.”

“Humanity is a precious gift and a terrible thing. They’re wonderful creatures who deserve praise, and terrible monsters who deserve contempt.”

“And I’m guessing you’ve seen the best and the worst they’ve had to offer?“

“I’m guessing you have too?”

“Haha! Of course!”

…..

“All of them were good kids, you know.”

“Oh? And what’s with the sentimentality?”

“It’s the song. Do you blame me?”

“You’re so strange. Letting your emotions get clouded by something as simple and human as music.”

“So sue me. I like a good song.”

“Jonathan had a sense of duty about him. I thought he knew how to do the right thing.”

“But then he went with the Archangels?”

“But then he went with the Archangels.”

“Flynn is a bit scattered. I don’t blame him, really. He’s been tugged around by so many people and had so much happen with so little breathing room. I’m more surprised he didn’t break like Isabeau did.”

“You know, I expected him to join the boy in opening that portal to The Expanse.”

“Maybe in another time, he did. But this time, he killed Lilith with Jonathan.”

“Oh really? That’s a shame.”

“I would think you’d be more emotional over that.”

“Please, it’ll take a while, but she’ll come back.”

“Oh really? How?”

“You know how there’s like, a billion Pixies, but a few Titania?”

“Huh.”

“Walter had a drive to him. He was determined to do his job and do it right. But he ended up letting his past define him. Leading him to you.”

“You know, you could see him again. He did a great job helping me. I’m sure he could do the same with you.”

“What gives you that impression?”

“Please, I think it’s safe to assume that you didn’t choose to do nothing but sit here in a frail human form and play sad guitar.”

“And if I did?”

“Then you’re weirder than I thought.”

“Heheh, I think you’ll find the truth much stranger than fiction.”

….

“So I assume you were here for another proposal?”

“Yep!”

“Will you join me in a world of chaos? Where the world is decided by those who deserve to rule?”

“I’m sorry, Hikaru. But I’d like to walk my own path. Not impeded by others’ ideologies. It’s how I’ve operated for a long, long, time.”

“Curious… cause I clearly remember you siding with a band of thieves against a being that felt suspiciously like Him a while back.”

“Your recollection doesn’t fail you. I just think that either end of the spectrum isn’t what any world deserves.”

“Pshhh, you're so lame.”

“I won’t try to tell you my reasoning. If you want to stop talking to me, I don’t blame you.”

“Please. I wouldn’t stop talking to you for the world. You’re far too fun.”

“Thought you said I was no fun.”

“Shut up! You know what I mean!”

…..

“I suppose I’ll be seeing you later then?”

“Mhm! Maybe we can meet here again?”

“Sure. That sounds fun.”

“Have fun with Walter.”

“I will! But you should be more concerned with Flynn.”

------------- Highlighting more differences between Luci and Kuze, mostly in their attitudes toward humanity. As well as musing on the ultimate fates of each of the kids who got wrapped up in all this. For obvious canon reasons, my Flynn picked the Neutral route, siding with neither Lucifer nor the Archangels. I could have sent another fic that takes place directly before the lock and a little before that, but I'm not sure about the quality of those, and I plan on doing some major editing to those before sending them off. Also!!! I should have told you what Alignment Lock means. Basically as soon as you reach a Point, your alignment points are evaluated by the game and you are thrust into a certain route, Chaos, Law, or Neutral. If you're curious when the lock happens, its after A Certain Group Asks you a Very Important Question. This one was titled "Asking the Question Again" in my docs and was inspired by me listening to this beautiful cover on loop.

first of all VERY nice song to have accompany this. ultrakill ost my beloved

and more luci and kuze!!!!!!!! hooray!!!!!! even through I do not always 100% understand what exactly they are talking about, just. the way you write dialogue is very nice and keeps me engaged regardless. it’s always very good :]

two funny girls sitting on a rooftop, playing guitar as they talk about demons and angels and everything in between. what more can you ask for

[soyezheureux]

hello someone who always proud about your beautiful date of birth! actually i'm typing this on april 18th coz i suddenly remembered you and found it funny that i could miss "us" in the past hahahaha

and it turns out that if i look at the archive of our old chats like this, i still laugh and feel that i'm a funny guy and has natural talent to be a comedian 😎 you might be annoyed to read this, but in case you forgot, you often to post me in your IG story or on tiktok coz you said i was funny 😎

i'm not too happy to know that you're now seeing someone, but please remember that it doesn't mean i want you to come back to me. whoever you end up with, i really hope you find someone funnier than me, so you can be happy and laugh a lot! if i may ask, please don't ever bring me into your relationship, ok? i don't think it's wise to tell anyone who's gonna be your bf about me. it's not that i'm too arrogant(?) i just wanna avoid trouble. suddenly being hated by your ex's new bf is no fun. wbk i'm pretty experienced with things like this, right? 😎 i know i'm cool, but i'm a lover of peace and don't wanna make any trouble with someone who's precious to you.

sometimes it's quite hard to act normal as if nothing happened after you're no longer in my daily life. i have no one to share about my (not so) fun stories or my best dad joke with. oh, but now it doesn't matter. i still have this platform and someone who can really distract my world. sometimes it's hard when people ask how you're doing or how our relationship's going coz what the heck?? but again, it doesn't matter. the most important thing's that i know you're doing fine. there's nothing i wish for more than your happiness.

i'm sorry that you still can't meet "me" in my best version. also i'm sorry i couldn't fulfil my own words last year. turns out i can't just be your "someone to talk to". just still having your contact is a huge improvement for me. but to stay connected and be good friends? with my ex?? i guess that's not for me. as time goes by, this feeling's completely different. you really feel like a stranger. it's strange to know that you were the person i wanted so badly in the past and now you're the person i wanna avoid. this is the answer why i'm not reply to your text.

holy crap, a lot of our memories are suddenly playing back in my head 🤣 it's funny to remember that you were just a kiddo who i wasn't even interested about your life. yet in the end, i fell in love with you even though you were just obsessed with chasing and hitting me coz you said i was annoying. you can never do it, right? of course, i'm taller than you and my run's faster than yours 😎 it's funny that you were the first person to make me fall in love with someone younger than me. thanks for breaking my perception that someone younger than me ≠ childish hahaha ✌️

dear fadilla my best friend in 2022, happy birthday! congrats on your graduation too! 🥳🎉

thank you for always being patient and understanding me. thank you for all the lessons about life that you give to me. thank you for accepting the offer to date me that night without thinking twice. thank you for always tryna keep my feelings coz you know i'll turn into 1001% a rubbish when i'm jealous and you hate that. thank you for all your efforts to make our relationship work. i'm very thankful and grateful to have had you in my life even though it wasn't for long. 2021 to 2024, it's short coz i once hoped for forever. i guess it's true what people say, it's not the goodbye that hurts. it's the flashbacks that follow. hahaha i hate that i can't hide my feelings that i'm sad rn 😠

it's been a pleasure to be with you and watch you grow from sophomore to college graduate. feels like just yesterday you were complaining to me that your assignments were hard and you wanted to give up. but i always believe that you can get through it and it's been proven, right? i'm proud of you, fad! you know, it feels like i've succeeded in the bean sprout experiment coz it can grow well and produce mung beans again hahahaha. yet i'm sorry i won't be there on your graduation day. i know you're graduating next month. i also have plans to go on vacation to the city where you study, BUT i'm going with my gang hahaha. so it's impossible for me to go to your campus. and please stop insinuating me under the guise of reposting tiktok videos about this situation hahahahaha.

at our very first meeting, we shook hands while introducing ourselves. for this time, should we shake hands to congratulate each other on our success in letting each other go? HAHAHA nah, i'm extremely joking.

fadilla, i always told you since day 1 that it was very nice to meet you, right? but from today on, let me say that let's never meet again. let's be happy with the new people, new situations, new experiences, and new learning in the future 🤜🏼🤛🏼 we've always talked about this for a long time that every person has their time and every time has its person. we both know that our time is over. so.. let's never meet again, let's never reconnect again (:

happy birthday, fadilla! may you bloom and grow forever.

-far

[shinescape]

@hello-kumamimi okay which type am I? 👀

the types of mutuals:

-just a dude

-secretively a god

-secretively a god but bad at hiding it

-chaos incarnate

-vague gremlin

-the wholesome bean

-the precious bean

-yearn incarnate

-info dump fren

-cursed bitch ass motherfucker

-*incomprehensible chanting*

-mumble

-fandom hive

[penname-artist]

You all are NOT READY for these notes. I JUST finished watching the ENTIRE Cars on the Road series (before 9:00 at that) and my guys. There is SO MUCH to talk about. This is just what I was able to think up and react to during my binge here, I will probably come back with much more detailed look throughs at a later date. But here is my reactions, raw and unedited! SPOILERS WARNING Y'ALL (and I apologize now that I need to post this on mobile so I don't have my "keep scrolling" bar BUT I WILL EDIT IT ON PC AS SOON AS I POST THIS so you guys don't have to see the spoilers yet if you do not want to. Anyways!)

-"I love Mater, but that is a LOT of Mater

-That explains Mack then! So he's there but Maters just like "no we gotta do it the old fashioned way!"

-Lightnings instant love of dinosaurs is so incredible, this precious bean

-I fucking adore that Lightning watches National Geographic, that's fucking amazing

-If you look in the dinosaur building to the top left you can see CARS HAVE CANONICALLY EVOLVED FROM SUBMARINES!?!?

-Lights Out immediately feels like my favorite and it is SO clear that this is a take on Haunted Mansion AND I LOVE IT

-I also find it interesting that 99% of the fandom says that cars/planes have a sort of sleeping mat like a mattress at night, yet in the hotel there is a complete lack of all comfort style, even just carpet or a rug. It's just a headboard mounted to the wall. A *little* bit anticlimactic BUT I will let it slide because at least it was there and the headboard thing was cute.

-The fact that Mater is initially scared and then Lightning happens to be the one who is up all night is just perfect

-RACECAR SPELLED BACKWARDS IS RACECAR HAHA WE SCARED YOU HEHEHE (I love this so much)

-THE EIGHT POINT TURN OF DEATH! (I love how this motel just fucking forgets that cars need to be able to turn around, making this such an inconvenience on McQueens part)

-ANTIFREEZE OH MY GOD

-The animation of the dance/spin sequence was stellar, 10/10 please don't hurt yourselves animators!

-I feel so bad for and relate so much with Lightning leaving the hotel. I get horrible sleep at hotels, cannot actually sleep worth a wink.

-Randy, you poltergeist, be nice to the cars of today's century!

-Salt Fever just started and holy shit were they singing songs together!? That's incredible XD

-I am so in love with their casual banter, it's so cute to see and I'm so glad that McQueen is finally given the ability to RELAX and not be straining for some personal goal.

-The way that Lightning's eyes fucking bulge as this l o n g c a r comes past them is awesome. Like. Yeah. Yeah that's their full length. Take that as you will.

-OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WOULD MARU COME DOWN TO VISIT THIS SPEED TRACK!? DOES HE KNOW THE MECHANICS, ARE THEY FRIENDS? REALATIVES? RIVALS? AHHH THE POSSIBILITIES ARE E N D L E S S

-oh my God. OH my GOD. they actually did a whole scene of Mater reaching a sort of afterlife (well more of a limbo) and we have a winged car. And his concern for breaking the news to Lightning! Ahhh!

-"Do yOu kNOw WhAt a sEYoNce is?"

-HOW DID- BUT HE- HIS- H O W ? HIS D O O R!?!? HE OPENED HIS OWN DOOR AND JUST WENT BACK INTO HIS HEAD!?!? H E L P!?!?

-Leave the whole field hanging man, I like it. Just book it and run!

-"Mostly avoided...MOSTLY."

-Wayne County family campground. Wayne, hmm. I need to use that...

-Again. I feel Lightning's road trip pains. I too have family members who drag random strangers from the campground to hang out with us, and am then usually very disappointed and/or antisocial.

-I'm sorry issat, is that- is that some relative of Miles Axlerod? Help? Is that- i-is-?

-"thanks I'll just be going" "I said we would go" "I'm sorry w h a t?"

-hahahaha Lightning just trying to get rid of Bigfoot like it's a cat, "go away! Shoo!" Yeah that'll work man

-Man that's gotta hurt though. Also how in the fuck did him crashing into a fallen tree not damage even his PAINT in the slightest??

-Ivy is already precious and I am claiming her.

-Lightning trying to weasel out of the scenario and then Mater shows up, and in his mind you know he's thinking "God damn it Mater"

-OH MY GOD YES THE LIIIIIIGHTS AHAHA LOOK AT THAT ANIMATION MMM MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUUUUL

-Lightning alien, light- Lightnalien?? Lightnalien McQuextraterrestrial???

-I agree Mater. Cooooold.

-THIS REMIX IS AWESOME AND I WANT THE WHOLE SOUNDTRACK

-Submarine wash. Yes. I accept your perilous mission.

-I can never skip the theme my guys. I cannot. It's not possible. I love it too much.

-Lightning absolutely had it RIGHT UP UNTIL the appearance of the circus. Oh my God I cannot wait to see the story behind this one.

-Car makeup interests me, ngl. How does it work exactly? Is it more temporary than getting a paint job? Exactly how OFTEN is it used instead of paint jobs for those who want a fresh look but not a permanent one, how is- okay okay you know what Apollo is going to be the one delving into that area because I need answers

-She said babe. I- I- I am just gonna- *ahem*...LESBIAN CARS H O L Y S H I T HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLY-

-Exposure therapy things. Oh my God. Does Lightning do therapy already? Ohmygodohmygodohmygod aaaaaa the headcanons, aaaaaa the open possibilities! Aaaaaaaa my brain! It's not even 8 AM!

-Aww Ivy found a new place to stay! That's really sweet. And it really fits as well. I like it.

-T r u c k s (seriously though this one hits home because my grandfather and a good friend of mine are truckers and I've been out there to see them before)

-HERE WE GO BOYS

-THE LYRICS MMMM

-HAHAHA I totally vibe with Lightning, "they never have my name!" (OH MY GOD WAIT DOES HE MEAN LIGHTNING OR MONTGOMERY OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD)

-Lightning humming the song in the end was so cute

-Not a *whole* lot of notes on this episode BUT I LOVED IT. The animation and the music was fucking amazing.

-Rustville!

-IN A MOVIE!?!? BABY YOU'RE IN THREE!

-S P I D E R C A R AAAAAAAAAAHHH

-Bella sounds really cool! And possibly pushy. But cool! (*I was right*)

-"that's technical, it comes out of a computer!...somehow" this. This feels like they're very faintly denting the fourth wall here. Help? H-help?

-Okay maybe the spotlight in a film isn't for you Lightning, and that's okay. XD

-I honestly love the dress up with the two, like Mater is kinda trying to cheer Lightning up. It's touching.

-The way that Mater describes Lightning as "being good at everything" actually really makes me wonder whether Lightning grew up a gifted kid and had those really high expectations pushed onto him. It's no wonder he's so wound up all the time when something doesn't work out for him the way he expected it to. This could be a really neat place to dive into on headcanons.

-I really like that Lightning apologized about being a jerk even though it was for a very small thing. You can tell he's grown a lot and is working on himself.

-Ivy is back! Dadgum how'd she catch up with them already? Also fucking love how the story script changed so instantaneously XD

-Maters president speech reminds me of Cars 2, in his tone I think?

-Oh my God they're arguing, ahh the best part about a road trip, am I right?

-"your breath smells like a carpet fire" damn that's a new one! *Writes down for later*

-"I got this" WELL SHIT Y'ALL GUESS WE'RE FUCKED

-For the record I know nothing about Mad Max so I am not picking up any of their references, BUT, I love the tribal theme and the breakneck wasteland aesthetics

-Shovelbeard. Need I say more!?

-I like how they are so okay with all of this because they're more just angry with one another, and then they're like "hey wait where's everyone else?"

-Oop guess we gotta join em then! TO WAR!!!

-Lightning made a very good call asking what they're fighting for. The guy answering gave him a REALLY bad answer of "I don't even know" and now we are totally fucked!

-Lightning made another right choice and HE APOLOGIZED FIRST. THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING.

-Oh good, everybody made up! Yes Lightning, buy them a whole stores worth of sippy coolers. Get the fandom some as well, we need them.

-HERE WE GO FOLKS, THE FINAL EPISODE!

-Aw poor Mater backfiring with anxiety. I know the feeling all too well, I'll get really fidgety

-HOLY M A N S I O N! :O

-HE GREW UP HERE!?!?!?!?!? W H A T !?!?!?!?

-CRUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

-So Cruz's cousin is the guy marrying Mater's sister! How interesting! I love it!

W-wow that's his sister, she looks nothing like- OOOOHHHH THEY ARE SIBLINGS ALRIGHT

-MATO! TO-MA-TO WITHOUT THE TO, OH MY GOD

-HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THATS WHY MATER HAS BEEN PUSHING HIMSELF THIS ENTIRE TRIP TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS BEEN PUT LAST OH MY G O D

-1 2 3 ROCK! 1 2 3 ROCK! (*Okay but how does rock paper scissors even exist to them then*)

-"Did I MENTION I dabble in FAMILY THERAPY?" God bless you, Ramirez. God bless you.

-Oh my God though Cruz how many things do you do, you're about to fuck your own canon over. I HOPE ALL THESE THINGS STAY CONSISTENT, YA HEAR???

-oh my God Mater is gonna make me cry man

-may headset DIED, RIGHT AS I FINISHED IT WHAT THE FUCK

-oh my God Mateo and Mato stuck in the tire maze was hilarious

FINAL THOUGHTS!

-I will say that I AM a little disappointed that we did NOT see any reappearances from any characters outside of the Radiator Springs gang and Cruz. OR PLANES. But, I am very certain that both with their pushing and nudging and our screaming and waving of dollar bills, we will get a second season to give the team a chance to give us SOMETHING of these guys. My hope is that they finally actually go up north into Minnesota and see Dusty. Or, they stop at an air race! I would be totally cool with that! We would all be TOTALLY cool with that! Also for the sake of all of us: we NEED to have reappearances of the other characters from the other films. We need them. Desperately. We are being robbed of reunions with our old favorites

-Some old patterns they did in Cars 3 did kinda stick, such as the brushing over of Sally and Lightning's relationship, as well as the whole happenings of Cars 2, but it was less forcefully forgotten than Cars 3 was because at least here, they had the road trip chaos happening to kind of match for Cars 2's spontaneous spy plot. Truly though, could we get Finn and Holley back? Like PLEASE???

-Those negatives aside, I LOVED EVERY MOMENT OF IT. They took great care to flesh out both of their personalities and likes+dislikes, even some old traumas that we learned about for the very first time. It's so refreshing to see these two in the combination of settings just being buddies. Mater is helpful and understanding, McQueen is relaxing and trying to do the right thing, and both are trying to make sure they're each having a good time. The fact that Lightning apologizes for his mistakes multiple times is really really touching, and as someone who can strongly relate to Lightning's struggles, I can say that this is the kind of positive growth I needed to see in a television series. Even arrogant people can turn around and learn to be kinder and more open-minded about the world. It's possible and it's wonderful. Fucking thank you Pixar, this is the one character of your collection who hits closest to home and I am so glad to see he is growing and changing for the better, too.

-The ANIMATION is jaw-dropping. From the look and feel of the characters to the tiny details in the worldbuilding, as small as wrench bouquets on the hotel wallpaper. It was so interesting and so unique and welcomed. I need to comb through it again and see just all the car details that they added into the series. I also have absolutely no problem with them reusing background characters and making them with previously seen models, because the quality of animation and lighting and effects makes up for them a hundred MILLION percent. They really did not have to go above and beyond for the look of this series BUT THEY DID, and I give them my heartiest applause and kudos to every person who had a hand in this passion project. This team is goddamn phenomenal.

-I will absolutely be turning back to this series a LOT for inspiration and motivation. I'm very tempted to draw and write more Cars content since I am known to be much more Planes oriented, and I'm excited to see where that interest goes from here! I haven't got many headcanons for the Cars cast, so this is a clean slate for me! I'm really eager to see what I can do with it.

Alright, I'm going to go ahead and get ready for the rest of my day now, I have a dental appointment to be at. I will be back with more things very very soon! I hope you enjoyed this REALLY long ass post. Til the morrow!

[himitsu-luna]

🌸 MTL ship (selca+personality) - @urirealvibekiller 🌸

Little sis!! Omg, I wrote so much, it was a deep dive xD! Hahahaha I love writing ships for you!!! I adore you so much too!!!❤️❤️ Hope you enjoy it!!!!!! Stay health, safe and happy too sistaah!!! ✨

*MTL Ships will close on 03/10. Please, read the pinned post.

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Nct Dream (romance edition)

Most

Mark

Haechan

Jeno

Chenle

Renjun

Jaemin

Jisung

Least

- ok, I honestly think either Mark or Haechan would match you really well, but you would have a different relationship dinamic with each one of them. Let's talk about Mark first. I need to say that this boy would be so attracted by you with just one glance! He would first notice your cool side, but what would really catch his heart is your cute side. I mean, he would find you adorable, and he loves it! Mark is chill and easygoing like you, and he is someone really open and considerate. I think you would have a harmonious and balanced relationship. He can be really playful and goofy, so you would be able to have the funniest and giggliest days of your lives, while having the most sincere and deep companionship too. Everything would just evolve naturally to a comfortable and home feeling like place. And you would have a beautiful mutual admiration and respect for each other. He would love your independent and mature side, and you and him would be always trying to grow and improve yourselves together. He would really value this in the relationship. He would never ever dare to treat you badly, and he would always be a gentleman. (Omg, I got carried away here!) Now Haechan! Ohhhhh I imagine a unusual scene actually! I think Haechan would be sooo shy around you at first ahahha he would be so into you that he would act different from his normal self. He would try to impress you, for sure. And your relationship would be sooo interesting and adorable! I see Haechan having two behaviours with you, once you're in a relationship: the best friend, and the clingy romantic boy. There is no in between xD Your sense of humor and the way you deal with your emotions would match well. And he would fall for your cuteness too, ofc! You would not be able to leave his arms. Everyday would be fun, but being playful and goofy doesn't mean you're not being serious. You two would be mature and take the relationship really seriously. For Haechan, your connection would be the most serious and precious thing in his life. The only problem I see is Haechan being a little possessive sometimes, but nothing you can't solve with a good talk. And to finish this, we have Jeno. Jeno and you would be just adorable together omg! You would be so sweet, a positive and bright couple! He is really responsable and considerate, so you would relate to that. And I think that there are a lot of sides of him we don't know, and it would be fun to discover his facets while in the relationship!

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Twice (friendship edition)

Most

Chaeyoung

Dahyun

Sana

Jihyo

Nayeon

Jeongyeon

Momo

Mina

Tzuyu

Least

- I actually see you being friends with everyone hahahah 💕 But Chaeyoung and you, I think you have so much in commom. You two are powerful and strong women, with beautiful values and views of the world. Kind women who take decisions and speak their minds, always being considerate. Your friendship would be precious! You would be so supportive towards each other! And Chaeyoung is someone who really values her friends, and would treasure you and take care of you. She would always be there for you, no doubt about it! Now, Dahyun and you would be the most chaotic and funny beans ever xD you would have so much fun together omg! Besides that, your companionship would be lovely! You could relate a lot too! Sana and you would just be adoooooorable!! The clumsiness of you two would get everyone's hearts, seriously! You would be chaotic too, but more to the sweet side hahaha She is an extroverted, so she would love to go out with you!

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[lyrebirdmoon]

She-Ra Season 5 Rant 1

Spoilers. Obviously. Doing this while watching. From episode 6.

1. She-Ra came back through the power of sword lesbian seeing her sort-of girlfriend die. ie. The Power of GAYNESS AND ANGER!

2. Actually Bow it’s friends and girlfriend, who technically did throw you off a cliff, but that’s not the important part.

3. Can we please give Wrong Hordack a nickname? Also Glimmer if you can’t cook, please do go in the kitchen and blow something up. I want to see Bow’s reaction when you have him try it.

4. I love Wrong Hordack. He’s adorable. And Adora is so gay.

5. CATRA MY BABY!!!!!

6. SHE’S SO CUTE WITH SHORT HAIR BUT ALSO PRIME HOW DARE YOU CUT HER HAIR

7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

8. Catra, my presious.

9. Of course she’s going to hide.

10. I forgot this ship is nearly all angst and in danger of sinking at all times. It’s too late though. I love it too much

11. TRAUMA!!!!

12. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

13. Yes. You are an idiot Adora, but also that’s what Catra does. SHe pushes everybody away as hard as she can, so she won’t get hurt.

14. AHHHH! The girlfriends are playing with Frosta, IT”S SO CUTE!!

15. They are now the Gay Mom’s of the Angry Snow Bean. I do not make these rules.

16. Good try Micha, good try.

17. YES. GIVE ME THE MICHA, GAY MOM, FROSTA, AND SWIFT WIND ADVENTURE I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED.

18. Wrong Hordack is precious, and if something happens to him I will revolt.

19. I am so sorry Bow. But you get to be the sane one.

20. HAHAHHAHA! Try something different Micha.

21. Oh it’s a trap. Very trap. Much danger. Run. Run fast.

22. Never say something’s immposible.

23. Or from Wrong Hordack.

24. Micha you’re trying too hard.

25. Double Trouble?

26. Oh, no. Just Prime. Sigh. I miss my shape-shifting NB.

27. Catra, out of everybody Entrapta would be the last one to hold a grudge. Unless you broke one of her robots.

28. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

29. So zombies?

30. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Entrapta is hilarious.

31. I hate the trauma victim using connection to trauma to help allies trope, but also it’s effective. Just don’t make Catra turn again.

32. Hello Hordak Prick.

33. For the honor of the gays.

34. Okay, the new transformation is really pretty.

35. HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!! YES! CATRA HAS BLUSHED! SWORD LESBIAN!

36. She’s so pretty.

37. Yes let’s operate on someone during a space battle. Always a grand idea.

38. HAHAHAHA! SHE-RA can FLY in SPACE!

39. Glimmer is also very gay.

40. She-Ra is the power of Gay.

41. YAY! Wait. Is Catra. AHHHHHHH! SHE SAID SORRY! AND ENTRAPTA PETTED HER WITH HER HAIR!!!

42. OH this is going to interesting.

42.5. ANGELLLLLLLAAAAA

43. (NEvermind) CAAAAATTTTTTRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

44. Trust in Swift Wind.

45. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

PRICK YOU F------ER!!!! DO NOT BREAK UP MY GAY MOM’S!!! I WILL FIGHT YOU!!

Next episode will be in a new post. This one was long.

[madlymiho]

Last one!!!! Sanji and yes you guessed it the same letters B, J, K & R for the SFW alphabet. Lots of love, Cripple Wrist 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

Heyyyyy my little love 💚 Hahahaha the Cripple Wrist, please make sure to heal quickly, would you?

Finally something about the curled eyebrow 💛

Sanji Alphabet - B J K R

B : Beauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Mmmh, everything? Sanji is utterly found of your body, your soul, your face. You could wear your pyjamas all day, he would find you as the most gorgeous creature on Earth. He has a real devotion for every part of you, from your nails, to your eyelashes, cheering everyday how much you are incredible and fantastic looking. Yet, of course, his eyes tends to wander a bit more on your cleavage... Sanji remains Sanji, and this nosebleed doesn't come out of nowhere!

J : Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Oh boy, Sanji is such a jealous bean! He trusts you a lot, there's no problem about you, he knows that you love him deeply... But the men... All those bastards who crave your body for them, he can't simply stand them and wants to kick them all. He can go really crazy for almost nothing, showing his diable jambe to anyone who would try to flirt with you (by flirt I mean if they look at you). So we can say that Sanji doesn't cope very well with his jealousy, but he forgets about it quickly when you press a kiss on his lips.

K : Kisses - Are they good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Sanji has always been a very good kisser, but the first one was clearly a bloody mess. Yes, bloody. Too much emotions for this poor man! But after he has slowly understood that you were together, Sanji's kisses are always welcomed and smooth. He loves to kiss you out of nowhere, stealing your precious lips with a passionate embrace, before he would head to the kitchen and starts to cook for everyone. They are most of the time spontaneous, and you feel truly loved and admired whenever he drops his lips on yours.

R : Romance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Aaah... *sigh in French*, Sanji is Romance. Sanji is long walks near the sea, roses and champagne, strawberries and chocolate. It's more than a way of life, it's his blood. The way he breathes, and the way he shows you his love. Sanji is perhaps a bit cliché when it comes to romance, but clearly, he knows how to take care of his girl! So be prepared to be spoiled, Sanji won't spare you. Always romantic, he daily acts like a noble knight around you, making everyday nothing but a fest!

[99dreams1nightmare-blog]

My 3.. “Christian” beans, xDD

First - Myron (Also he’s not wearing shorts, I swear to whatever god is out there, xDDDD)

Second - Vritra

Third - Nyven

They’re apart of this roleplay I’m making called mindset. These 3 would be considered the “antagonists”, let me explain, owo

Mindset takes place in a heavily Christian private school, usually I hate school roleplays because, they’re a good idea at first then the idea falls because.. School isn’t exactly an interesting place, but I’m trying really hard to make this one interesting.

Any “athiests” found in the school will be taken to the basement of the school. Where, they may die immediately, Or be taken to the judgement arrangement room, where they’re put into classes with the teachers being Nyven, Myron, And Vritra. (Though, vritra doesn’t show up until really really late into the roleplay)

Once they’re put into classes, it would be announced by Myron and Nyven that the last 3 out of 20 students get to leave unharmed, but a student will be killed off each week, if nobody dies on there own, henceforth, the students will have to kill eachother so nobody else dies, bUuUUt, that isn’t just it, >:3 If they are caught killing another student, a class trial is held to decide if they are guilty or not guilty.

The classes themself are basically hell, Well.. A very diluted version of it, xDD

3 students would be chosen every class for the “activity”, and by that, I mean possibly tortured. I’m getting there, Okay? I’ve only been working on this idea for 2 days off and on, xDDD

I have to put 20 characters in here, Not including the 3 “priests”. Aka Vritra, Nyven, and Myron-

But uh-

Heres what I have so far for the characters, xDD

Mindset’s characters

- - -

Lazarus - A precious bunny boi, he’s pretty damn shy, except for.. Uh.. That 2nd and 3rd part, xDD The Poor bapy breaks easily under pressure and has trouble even looking at people,

Lazarus: ..? O-Oh..I-I’m Sorry.. I’ll leave..

Lazarus: What do you mean..?! That’s so goddamn stupid! AGGH.. JUST SHUT UP ALREADY, WONT YOU?!

Lazarus: ..Hmph.. I’m already quiet as it is.. Why *should* I shut up?

Rowan - Maxwell’s twin, she’s majorly narcissistic and bossy, but she can be.. Kind of nice at times, But she’s super fukn pretty, so there’s that? xDD

Rowan: Haaahh? You better have a good reason for interrupting my nap!.. >:C

Rowan: OI. Perv, Give me your jacket, It’s cold.

Rowan: Hmph, Dumbass.. Making me do stuff myself.. What does he think I am?!..

Maxwell - Rowan’s twin sister, she’s the smarter of the two, obviously, Rowan is fucking stupid, xDD Maxwell doesn’t exactly hesitate to insult someone, Or.. Hesitate on kind of anything, Though due to that, she has never exactly had any friends so she gets all excited and shit when she makes a friend, so that’s cute, xDD

Maxwell: No, it’s not that, it’s the other answer, Jeez.. Are you really that dense?

Maxwell: Woooahhh..~ I have a friend! .o.

Maxwell: Tch, Shut it, you’re starting to annoy me..

Aromara - Myron’s favorite student, Even Though she’s a complete pervert, she sees Myron as a big brother and respects him. Though, she lacks any kind of manners. She’s a bit unfinished, tho! But I’m getting there, xDD

Aromara: Fuck yeah! Gimme this shit! >:D **she chugs a can of soda** WOOOOO!~

Aromara: HAHAHAHA! INSULT ME AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!

Aromara: Wha?! Hey! Shut up! That’s my line! >:0

Isamu - This precious little creature respects any kind of rule, Not hesitating to call someone out on it, he doesn’t blush very much unless someone tries to hold his hand. He hates sweets with a fukn p a s s i o n, but he’s still precious, xDD

Isamu: ..Mmmmm.. xc **red red red-**

Isamu: I really appreciate it!.. But.. I don’t like sweets. Sorrry,

Isamu: That’s.. A lie.. At the start of the trial you said you were in class 102? You filthy liar! Liar liar pants on fire!

Edgar - A big fukn teddy bear, Not literally, He’s just really tall, xDD he’s pretty damn childish in the long run, Though, he only has one eye and no mouth, He manages, he usually writes down in a little note pad to talk to people. Truthfully, he has never even mentioned religion once, the only reason he’s in the basement of the school is because people think he looks like a demon.

Edgar: . . . “I don’t understand.. What do you mean?.. I know I look a little weird but I’d never hurt someone..”

Edgar: . . .

Edgar: ..”I’m sorry.. I can’t speak..”

Myron - A superficial, verbally abusive bean, he rarely acts kind to people, Not even Nyven, he’s iconic for being the loudest and strongest of the 3, Truthfully he was saddened to see his “little sister” put in the basement, but he probably wouldn’t hesitate to kill her.

Myron: Hmph, All I wanted to do was help. How rude of you.. I can’t believe you.

Myron: Get off of me, you dumb bitch, I aint’ your “big brother”, Aromara. Let alone, friend, Leave me alone, I’m busy. (Aromara: bRotHer tHiS iS bEtRaYaL ;O;)

Myron: Oh.. It’s okay, I don’t mind as long as it pleases me, After all.. Your mine, got it?

Nyven - A sort of.. Biopolar bean, one second he’s acting all shy and shit and the next he’s stabbing your eye out, Tsuyoshi learned that the hard way. Also may have a few yandere tendencies and very sadistic but we don’t talk about that, xDDD

Nyven: ..Sorry about this, I can’t let you continue through here, So leave before I must use force.

Nyven: Love.. Oh my honey.. Ahhh.. Is this what Love feels like..? I love it.. I love it! I’ll never let go of this feeling! Ahh.. uwu (Creep, lOl)

Nyven: Mmm.. I’m sorry.. Are you just a pussy or are you really gonna step up to save them?

Tsuyoshi - Hes a new bean that I just added, I’m planning on him to slack off a lot during class and shit and mostly just be really easily pissed off, Though, his only friend is Isamu who has, Might i say, dragged him across the floor to class one day. Moral of the story, He’s a lazy ass hOe, xDDD

Tsuyoshi: ..Mmh.. Don’t give a shit.. Go on without me..

Tsuyoshi: ..Eh? What the hell? That’s not what I meant, Jackass.. Now let me sleep.

Tsuyoshi: Why do you think I killed him? Do you really think I have the time to do any of that shit? I’m busy doing more important things. Like sleeping.

Vritra - This guy is so easily obsessed, He easily falls in love, which might I say will probably play a part once he appears, He’s.. Definitely a low-key demon, Only one of the 5 main characters able to see his horns an tail (a boi named Shiro). Whilst Nyven and Myron.. Might know? It’s hard to tell.

Vritra: ..Hehehe..~ Look, Veve! His eye has fallen out.. He’s starting to decompose!~ Isn’t it just wonderful..? Haha..~

Vritra: ..How boringg..~ I was really excited to execute someone today!~ xc *he sighs* Maybe tomorrow.. qmq

Vritra: Comebackcomebackcomeback!~ Don’t run from me!~ I’m going to catch you anyway..!~ Where have you hidden, my dear?~ I know you’re in here.. Ehehe..~

And for the main characters I mentioned earlier!

Those characters are gonna be played by my girlfriend, Izzy. I haven’t exactly gotten her to make examples of their personalities and shit, but I don’t mind explaining them myself, xD

Shiro - An awkward boio, He’s a hint of stoic with extra truth. Tbh I’m excited for this boio, xDD

Strawberry (gonna be changed) - He’s pretty chill, flirty at times, but probably gonna handle all of the murders the easiest.

Lucy - Obsessed with the idea “perfect”, henceforth why she ends up hanging around Rowan a lot (who is far from perfect because she’s such a bitch, but eh, xDD) And she’s pretty insecure of her own body, sadly. Love this bean, tho, xDD

Yuri - ..I honestly have no idea how to describe her, I know that here, she’s probably gonna be one of the first to go, she seems like she would break really easily under pressure, Poor Yuri, xDDDD

*..forgot the name - This is Yuri’s brother, he’s really fukn chill and harmonicas his sadness away, he’s probably gonna handle everything okay-ish until Yuri dies, which is sad, but hey! Most of the characters are gonna die anyway. xDDDD

So.. Yeah,

That means I only need to makee.. 8 more characters? I think? xDD

Aromara

Lazarus

Edgar

Tsuyoshi

Maxwell

Rowan

Isamu

Strawberry

Yuri

Lucy

Shiro

Yuri’s brother

So that’s 20 - 12, Woo! 8 characters left! xDDDDD

Batteries not included

— — —

Nyven

Myron

Vritra

Welp, That’s all folks! That’s Mindset. xDDD

[zenyukifanficblogs]

Jennifer’s Adventures; The Start Of A New Life Chapter 13 : Quacking Out The Weekend

Credits: @leannebrown15

Jungkook’s POV

“Yeri from Red Velvet is ordering cakes from us!”

Bora excitedly squealed putting down the phone. “You want me calling back the number?” I asked her. “If you want” She giggles as I have finished my food.

“Please tell my sister for me that her food is as always good. Now, be good, prepare the big gift and tell my sister I’ll be at my practice room if she needs me.” I tell Bora and she nods her head, waving goodbye as I leave the room.

Junghwa’s POV

I came back from buying some coffee beans to Becky harassing the daylights of Bora and Inhye.

“Where’s your boss?” Becky asks coldly with a knife at them both. “I-I don’t know…” Bora shivers while Inhye just glares at Becky.

“HEY!! QUIT HARASSING MY CO WORKERS!!”

I shouted with all my might going towards Becky, dismantling the knife on her to the side where nobody has access while pulling Inhye and Bora behind me.

“So you’re here all these while Jennifer Jeon.” She says with a smirk. “I welcome anybody wanting to eat and drink but if you want to start a fight, I suggest there’s an arena down the street, go there instead.” I said.

“At least I don’t need some rich man feeding even my school fees!” Becky scoffs back, I already know where she’s going at as it draws about everybody’s attention to the cafe.

“SAYS WHO?!”

At the back comes, Chief Shyden, Pierre and Madame Lupin with their band of bodyguards.

“I dare you say that one more time Rebecca Min and you don’t like the Hall of Shame experience imma put you through.” Chief Shyden tells Becky. “Who the hell are you old woman?” Becky asks and rebukes Chief Shyden.

“You can go Goggle Keona G Shyden, vous la vie de bas grade (you low grade life)!” Madame Lupin tells her, I can already see Pierre giggling to the back.

“I have better things to do then wasting my precious time on Goggle.” Becky rebukes back. “Stay off my business with this sugar baby leech” She then tells them pointing at me.

“I beg your pardon?!” Pierre was ready to lunge at her but held himself back.

“Isn’t it the truth?” She asks Pierre “She only gets this cafe cause she has a sugar daddy paying her school and everything” She continues.

I can already see Chief Shyden’s face turning red, one thing people don’t mess with her is her family AND Mr McForbes.

“Oh so if Investigator McForbes is her sugar daddy, then I must be her sugar mummy then” She tells her in the menacing manner.

“Your friend Anong Suwan, went to call the cops on Jennifer 3 years ago for just wanting to provide for herself.” Chief Shyden sassily walks up to Becky.

“IF WERENT FOR INVESTIGATOR MCFORBES STEPPING IN AND PULLED HER INTO THE FBI, SHE WOULD BE IN JAIL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS JUST WANTING TO RUIN HER!” She screams at Becky’s face at the top of her voice

“Or probation cause Jennifer was underage then.” Madame Lupin adds on. “FBI…? What is FBI?” Becky looks at everybody in shock.

“HAHAHAHA!! MAMA!!” Pierre laughs. “I can’t believe she’s born in Minnesota but has no idea what’s FBI!!” He adds on laughing to Chief Shyden

“Shes clearly an idiot, Monsieur Pierre (Sir Pierre)” Madame Lupin says. “Now since you wanna be bully, today is one versus three, like how you and your friends always bully this poor young lady.” Chief inches herself to Becky.

“Today’s your turn” She whispers to Becky. “I will go clean up then.” I said pulling Bora and Inhye with me to clean up the mess Becky made

Jungkook’s POV

Dance practice for IDOL and Fake Love ended, Yang came back from the toilet giggling. “You seven need to come and see this.” He tells us.

“See what?” I asked him. “You’re surely in for a treat.” He says pulling us out to the cafe.

Bora and Inhye are quietly doing some floral decorations with the CEO and a early 50 looking woman arguing in English outside of the cafe while a man looking a little older than us and a middle-aged woman mocking the girl whom we recognised to be one of Junghwa’s bullies whom Junghwa calls her Becky

“This is not the FBI! Jennifer is under my company now so TAKE YOUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE PLEASE! MRS FBI CHIEF!” The CEO shouts at the woman he’s arguing with while we went to Bora and Inhye.

“Where’s my sister?” I asked them. “At the back, wanting to be left alone.” Inhye says. “Do you know what happened?” RM asks them.

“This girl, around our age, was pointing a knife at us, asking where’s Jen. Then I don’t know what they talk in English. The handsome man who saved us, now outside came back with his mother and secretary it seems. They all know seems to know each other.” Bora explains with Inhye nodding her head agreeing.

“Saved you guys?” I looked at Bora and Inhye. “There was another incident last week at the cafe where my half brother was asking for money and being all violent. This handsome guy whom Jen calls Mr De Hunt helped us.” Bora explains pointing to the guy outside laughing at Becky.

“Mr De Hunt? Spanish?” Jimin asks them. “French. The woman outside calls him Monsieur Pierre.” Bora answers. “You seem very observant.” Inhye looks at her impressed. “I took French during middle school and aced on it so I do understand some French.” Bora shyly explains.

“It’s still impressive.” V scratches his head shyly. “Sorry to cut you guys off the conversation but CEO wants you guys to temporarily go on a vacation for the whole of next week.” RM comes in saying.

“Oh man! I like to work here though! So much fun equipment to play on~” Bora pouts. “Sorry Bora but it’s for the best.” RM sighs saying. “Will we be paid?” Inhye asks. “Yes he says paid leave.” RM says.

As Bora and Inhye packed, I went to the kitchen seeing Junghwa staring into space with a bowl of whipped cream. “Junghwa. Junghwa.” I shake her head a little.

“Mhm? You here.” She jumped a little in shock before putting away the bowl of whipped cream

“Yes I’m here.” I said looking at her worried. She seems unusual but I know something is making her having to keep her usual front.

“Are you really alright?” I asked her and she nods her head nervously. “But you did heard about what the CEO said?” I asked her again and she nods her head.

“I was thinking of letting the girls off early after this and close early” She says. “Good.” I nodded my head.

After a while, my sister’s done packing up and so is Bora and Inhye. “Anything just keep up with me for now through my messages and please don’t tell anybody else.” I tell the two as they about the leave.

“Don’t worry about it, we won’t tell anybody.” Bora reassures me. “Have a good week then” Inhye smiles as she also leaves with Bora before I help Junghwa and the others closing the store and take Junghwa home myself.

[limitlessmonster]

okay so i just started reading king of catfishing by @trashmccree​ and i’m literally so fucking giddy already and i’m only like 3 paragraphs in wtf

three hours later: okay i literally got so into the story that i totally forgot i had this post open so i’m just gonna fast forward. okay? okay. right. MOVING ON

i haven’t legit felt this way about a fanfic in forfuckingever so i’m just going to word vomit and get full on ridic and yelly and just overall jgghdjflwowofkkk under the read more bc i’m embarrassing myself but i need I NEED to get. it. out. omg i’m already on reread number threee and it’s barely past noon PLEASE GO READ THIS FIC AND ASCEND WITH ME

His first match on this website and it’s with the prince? Well, fake prince. Right. He’s about to get robbed by a fake prince online for all he’s worth like one of those chain email scams.

Your Prompto is a literal angel someone get him some wings and maybe a chocobo hat with a halo on it.

“I’m just trying not to freak out right now,” Prompto’s thumbs hovered over the screen. “Do I even reply? What do I even say? Why did you do this to me?”

“Hush and just talk to him like a regular person. You do know how to talk to other human beings right?”

Prompto furrowed his eyebrows, “Yes and I am super good at it.”

I can totally hear their voice when they speak and omg Prom you totally are, totally super good at it hahaha I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ALREADY

“Did that sound okay? That didn’t sound okay. He hates me. This is actually the prince and he hates me. He’s gonna block me. He’s gonna send the cyber police on me. Or the real police. Or the royal guards. They’re gonna bust down my door and send me to the dungeon. The palace has got to have a dungeon right?”

THIS PRECIOUS BEAN OMG I WANT TO JUST PUT HIM IN MY POCKET

“That doesn’t even sound like me. And a winky face? A. Winky. Face.”

I wasn't imagining him exaggerating a winky face while he was being adamant that the winky face was not in his personality skill set nope totally wasn’t hahahaha

Okay, don’t freak out. Not like that was a casual invite to see each other in person? Definitely not. ** Prompto found himself seated in the restaurant Noctis told him about, in a booth obviously because what heathen would pick a table over a booth? He was gnawing on his bottom lip and wouldn’t stop fiddling with his napkin. He kept rearranging the cutlery around on the table. His foot wouldn’t stop tapping and oh gods is that sweat he feels?

Digressing train-of-thought-stream-of-consciousness povs if done well give me life, water my crops, feed my children, clear my acne, and simultaneously create world peace

Noctis: I have no idea what you’re talking about :)

Prompto: omg you’re the wooorst i’m gonna delete your number right now

Noctis: After all we’ve been through?

Prompto: sorry it had to end like this

Prompto: and i’m taking the dog with me

Noctis: You’ll never get custody of him, I won’t allow it >:(

Prompto: i’ll see you in court!!!! im his favorite parent anyways

Noctis: He doesn’t even know you exist lol.

Prompto: how could you say that about my baby? T.T ** Noctis: Your freckles look extra nice today.

Prompto: thank you i took extra care this morning in putting them on

THE FLIRTING OMG THE FLIRTING THE AWKWARD FACE-IN-YOUR-HAND-SQUEALING FLIRTING I HATE THEM WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

Maybe one day he’ll run into the real Prince Noctis on the street and can tell him all about how he met someone online that was pretending to be him. They could laugh about it together. Or the real Noctis will think that’s really weird and get a restraining order on him.

seriously the stream of consciousness thing. I just choked on my spit and laughed out loud in the middle of a conference call. which I probably shouldn't be doing. but MOVING ON

He leaned down to smack his forehead against the table lightly a few times. Get it together. Quit being an idiot.

“Wow, the date hasn’t even started yet and you’re already trying to give yourself a concussion?”

Prompto quickly whipped his head up. He recognized that voice.  His gaze met that of his date and his eyes widened instantly.

Fuck it’s the prince. The actual prince. It’s actually the prince. Of Lucis. That one.

I LITERALLY JUST SQUEALED INTO MY FUCKING HAND AND BOWED MY HEAD DOWN INTO MY LAP BECAUSE OHMYGOD. ALSO I JUST RAN OUT OF CHARACTERS ON AO3 I NOW HAVE NO ROOM LEFT OKAY BYE I LOVE THIS FIC SOMEONE SEND HELP AND MAYBE A MEDIC

[azrielsiphons]

LORD OF SHADOWS REACTION POST

I didn’t want to make an entire reading thread like I did with Lady Midnight (which was kind of popular for my typical stuff, I still don’t know why, it was just a lot of flailing) because LoS is still so fresh and I’m afraid to spoil anyone who might not have the tags blacklisted. So under the cut, IN ORDER AS I READ, is my genuine LoS reactions. Enjoy my flailing.

Kit you precious little bean don’t steal daggers you should know better

JACE IS HERE SHIT SHIT SHIT 

He just had to go and name drop Will in like the first five pages I am C R Y I N G 

Oh Julian is being ‘scrupulously polite and kind’ over you and Mark’s “relationship”? IS HE EMMA? IS HE REALLY?

Ew Mark kissing Emma’s cheek made me want to throw up blood too, Julian 

“Did he just kill Magnus?” I HOPE AND PRAY I NEVER SEE ANY VARIATION OF THAT SENTENCE EVER AGAIN  

Take a shot every time I think to myself “ugh, Perfect Diego”

FUCKING HELL PERFECT DIEGO AND CRISTINA ARE BACK TOGETHER DAMMIT CRISTINA

Awwwww Ty my precious son you’re so concerned for Kit

I love Mark so much my sweet faerie child 

UGH EMMA AND MARK KISSING GROSS MAKE IT STOP 

CLARY TURNED DOWN JACE’S PROPOSAL HAHAHAHA WHY AM I LAUGHING 

Cassandra Clare let me make something clear if you ever kill my daughter Clary Fray I will SET THIS WORLD ON FIRE 

so clary is having dreams of her and emma and cortana and she knows she’s gonna die uMMMMMMMM????? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? IF MY GIRL EMMA HAS TO KILL CLARY FOR WHATEVER REASON YALL CAN CATCH ME 6 FEET UNDER THE GROUND 

THAT’S RIGHT KIT YOU DEFEND TY BLACKTHORN 

Mark and Cristina Mark and Cristina Mark and Cristina MARK AND CRISTINA 

God bless America I forgot how much I adore Jace Herondale but then at the same time he makes me miss Will and when I miss Will I want to DIEEEEEEE

take a shot everytime someone says something to the effect of “we can’t involve the Clave”

lol jace “i’m just going to haul clary off to *wink wink* get chinese food *wink wink* be back in 20 *wink wink*” 

oh wait they actually just got chinese food wtf i need me a man like that 

MAGNUS AND ALEC ADOPTED A SECOND CHILD NAMED RAFAEL DONT MIND ME ILL JUST BE SOBBING INTO MY BEER FOR THE NEXT HOUR 

More of Ty and Livvy’s relationship pls i love sibling bonds 

WTF ZARA???? PERFECT DIEGO IS CANCELLED YET. AGAIN. 

“Smug bastard. Hair’s too good. I don’t trust people with hair that good.” KIT MY SON IM ADOPTING YOU IMMEDIATELY 

Julian slamming the door in Emma’s face made me slam MY face into a door

“She refused to hurry her steps — not for anyone.” Note to self: be more like Cristina 

okay real quick these centurions talking shit about my father magnus bane are about to find my six inch stilettos up their tight assholes bYE 

okay these nazi centurions are CANCELLED 

oh my gosh my smol son ty smiling at kit kill me NOW 

DONT WORRY JULIAN IM RUINED TOO LAFJLKAFJ;L; THAT KISS SCENE MY GODDDDDDD

wow who would have thought i would like gwyn damn (also gwyn x diana??? im??? here for it???)

THEY’RE GOING TO THE FAERIE COURT FUCK ME UPPPPPP

NO FUCK OFF ZARA YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF 

wait but… but kit and ty… but he just kissed livvy and they’re cute too… gdi 

i hope emma and/or cristina rips zara’s head right from her shoulders 

JULIAN AND EMMA ARE KISSING AGAINNNNN

FUCK IT WASN’T REALLY HER

FUCK 

what 

w h a t

W H A T 

HER FATHER OH TKLEJFLMY GDO EM AM AY IT S YOUR DAD WFFJTF

jk it wasn’t her dad gdi 

Diana is my mother now since she just SHUT ZARA TF DOWN

MALCOLM???????????????

oh shit yall it’s the ‘oh no we have to share a bed’ trope and i am LIVING 

julian hiding his boner is my aesthetic 

emma you can’t just casually mention my father luke garroway wtf 

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTTT ANNABEL KILLED MALCOLM

what’s wrong with Cristina’s arm… wHAT’S WRONG WITH CRISTINA’S ARM LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE 

Julian just snapped at Emma and I have never been more uncomfortable please stop fighting mom and dad 

“neither julian nor emma slept well that night, though each of them thought they were the only one troubled, and the other one was probably resting just fine” real quick i just need to go drink a gallon of bleach to get over this 

all these references to will and jem are really fucking me up 

GDI JESSAMINE 

WILL AND JEM’S HEIGHT MEASURING WALL IM SOBBING JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE

“Tessa used to come and ask me too. She wanted to know where Will was.” WHAT THE FUCK A LOT OF PAINFUL THINGS ARE HAPPENING ALL VERY QUICKLY 

“I want you to be proud of me.” SHIT FUCK HELL DAMN FUCK 

MARK AND THE GNOME IM CHOKING 

Real quick Bridget imma need you to stop alluding to jem and will and also tell me how TF YOU’RE ALIVE 

oooOOOOoooo a compartment to themselves??? HMMMMMM 

Mark x Kieran x Cristina did you mean Lito x Hernando x Daniella? 

ANNABEL GET AWAY FROM MY SON JULIAN 

KLDKFLAJFK;AFALKL MAGNUS SAVING MY CHILDREN AT THE SHADOW MARKET IM SO FUCKING ALIVE 

I love my father Magnus Bane 

I LOVE MY FATHER ALEC LIGHTWOOD 

Alec talking about Jace you bet your sweet ass I’m crying 

On a serious note — props to CC for this representation of autism through Ty, and how Kit treats him so damn well. Very, very cool.

GWYN AND DIANA ARE ADORABLE FIGHT ME I LOVE THEM 

My domestic fathers Magnus and Alec are saving my life 

BRIDGET WANTS THAT LIGHTWOOD DICK EVEN STILL 

All Magnus wants to do is adopt every sad downworlder alive and I LOVE HIM ALL THE MORE FOR IT 

EMMA AND JULIAN HOLDING EACH OTHER IN THEIR SLEEP BYE FOREVER 

Don’t worry Emma I too live on the Sexy Thoughts River and the Sea of Perversion 

EMMA WANTS A SELFIE WITH A PISKIE IM CHOKING I LOVE HER 

FUCK SHIT IT’S JAIME NO DRU RUN 

Mark just had a sex dream about Kieran in the library I’m laughing so hard 

OH KIERAN GAVE HIM THE SEX DREAM WOW KINKY I NEED ME A FREAK LIKE THAT 

Actually wait I change my mind fuck you Kieran that wasn’t cool of you 

THE PLATE OF SCONES IM CRYING I MISS YOU SOPHIE AND GIDEON 

NO SIR JAIME YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER DRU YOU INSOLENT FUCKBOY 

DAMN can CC write so freaking well holy shit 

but are Cristina and Mark kissing because they love each other??? or because of the binding spell?????? will the world EVER KNOW????

POLYAMORY???? WHAT??????

Kit and Ty are … the … most adorable thing… in the whole world… 

“It's a burden being sarcastic” I’M CHOK ING TO DEATH 

FUCK YOU EREC FIRST YOU COME AFTER MY DAUGHTER CRISTINA NOW I FIND OUT YOU TORTURED MY SON KIERAN???

Jaime is evil I can smell it 

MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPPPPP 
Julian appearing out of nowhere sitting on a boulder in the pouring rain completely Unbothered™ like name a more iconic entrance 

DADDY JULIAN HAS EMERGED HOT DAMN SHOVE HER AGAINST THAT WALL DADDY FUCK HER REAL GOOD I need to chill i'm sorry 

BREAK MY HEART BREAK IT IN PIECES

Gdi Dru 

SLAP HIM CRISTINA YES MY QUEEN 

Wait... shit is Jaime actually a good guy? DAMMIT 

MAGNUS CAUGHT THEM LOLOLOL he isn't even concerned though bc he knows parabatai love each other extra hard bc he witnessed Will and Jem's love firsthand lol BYE 

Who tf is Ash? I mean he's Dru's age and they just had a "coincidental meeting" so CLEARLY he's a love interest but 

NO FUCK YOU JAIME I STILL DONT TRUST YOU 

DIANA IS TRANS WHAT IM SO HERE FOR THIS MY STRONG WARRIOR QUEEN 

Gwyn is the actual love of my life 

"Pyromania interests me" Ty, my son, I love you

Dad!Julian makes me WEEP

Coincidentally, Dad!Alec ALSO MAKES ME WEEP 

PRETENTIOUS HAIR PRINCE JENXKAOOAJW EMMA I FUCKING ADORE YOU 

MAGNUS NAME DROPPED MY MOTHER MAIA OMG 

Emma referring to implied polyamory as a sexy weirdness is ME 

Pffffffft Kieran calling Diego the "very handsome stupid one" is ALSO MEEEEEEE 

"The bad things can't matter more than the good things" Cristina....... my daughter........ 

Ty's letter GOODBYE ALL IM DONE 

HELEN OMGGGGGGGG

Kieran ain't got time for your SHIT Robert 

MAGNUS NOOOOOOOOOO

Sassy!Alec defending his man and not dealing with Bigot!Zara's bullshit I’m so wet 

OH MY GOD ROBERT 

NANSIZOANWPZOAPALWK THE MORTAL SWORD OMG 

what

what

what 

what 

what 

what. 

Livvy isn't dead

No 

No livvy isnt dead 

No no 

Wait what the FUCK 

THATS THE E N D ????

W H A T T H E F U C K 

BYE. 

BYE forever I'm going to go live in a world where Livvy is alive and well because fuck all this BYEEEEEEEEEE

so like 2019…. where u at

[zoetekohana]

Voltron S03E02 “Red Paladin” thoughts:

So three names of Lotor’s Angels are: Ezor, Narti and Zethrid. (None of those are the helmet general.)

OOooh the faceless general is a WARG!!!

So the pink one is Ezor, since she was tasked to capture the leader.

I loooove that they each have their special abilities!

Okay, helmet general aka the Azula looking one, is called Auxia.

So the team according to Pidge: - Keith = the loner - Pidge = the brain - Hunk = the nice one (that is really true) - Allura = the decision maker (I love how she blushes, though, so cute. Also if she’s the decision maker, shouldn’t she pilot Black?) - Coran = the wise old guy - Lance = the goof ball (yup!)

Whoa, Lance, telling Keith it’s “convenient” to bring up the fact that Shiro told him he wanted Keith to be his successor now that Shiro’s gone, was uncalled for. Keith clearly does not want to be the leader. :(

“HOLD YOUR GAZURGAS!”

HAHAHAHA I LOVE HUNK THAT PRECIOUS LITTLE BEAN! “I call the head with the Yellow Lion!” That was clearly a Voltron Force reference! :D

Poor Keith. It hurt when he whispered, “Please no.” when Black responded to him.

How cool is this shot?

“I respect the Black Lion’s choice. And so should you.” Oh whoa, that was so big of Lance. I’m so proud of him! :)

My poor baby. I really, really wanted her to be the Red Paladin, though. It would have been nice for her to follow in her father’s footsteps. :(

Of course she would put on a brave face.

“No Black Lion, no Voltron.” Damn, I’m really loving Lotor.

So the warg general’s name is Narti.

Dun dun dunnnn of course they were going to use Puig as a trap.

“THIS ONE’S FOR YOU SHIRO!” I’m not crying, you are.

Poor Lance, Blue isn’t responding to him anymore. That will surely help with his insecurities.

Also, it’s weird how this changing of the Paladins is being handled, though.

I dig how Lotor calls himself “Emperor Pro Tem of the Galra Empire”.

THEY REALLY FOUND THE PERFECT VA FOR LOTOR. I CANNOT GET OVER THIS.

Lancey Lance, omg.

Sorry, Lance, but you’re really bad at flirting...

Awww, Lance being Keith’s right hand just like Alfor was to Zarkon. I love this.

I also have to say that I really loved this Allura/Lance moment. They are great together if Lance doesn’t obnoxiously flirt with her.

Awww, BLUE LOWERING HER SHIELD TO ALLURA!!!!

While I’m not a fan of this Lion switcheroo, and especially how fast it happened, I must admit that it was cute.

Again: She’s such a cute lil’ bean.

The confirmation that the buff general is Zethrid.

CORAN TO THE RESCUE!!!! :D

“WOOHOO, BOY THIS LION CAN MOVE!” I love how excited Lance is.

Of course Keith is still protective of his Red momma.

“I meant to do that.” Hahahaha.

Very smart of Lotor to do some reconnaissance first.

So Allura didn’t know about Lotor? ALSO: KALLURA OTP GOGGLES ON!

“Sometimes what we want isn’t necessarily what we get. I’m gonna miss you buddy.” ;___;

ALLURA AS THE PINK PALADIN IS MY NEW AESTHETIC!

Lance: “Pink, huh? Not what I was expecting, but I like it.” Allura: “Yes. On Altea we wear this colour to honour our fallen warriors. I wear it to honor the Paladins of old. And Shiro.” Again... I’m not crying, you are.

Don’t make me ship this! ... Too late.

That was sneaky, Keith!

“You wanted me to lead Voltron. This is how I lead.” Nice cliffhanger.