#please please please I need her I want her sooooooo badly

[revo-depresso]

WAKE UP BABES NEW TETO PLUSHIES RAAAAAGGGHH

[whatever-imagines]

butch wolverine smut with pussy eating + musk? pretty please 🙏

Feral

Rated: E for explicit

Tags: whelp; here’s one of the filthiest things I’ve written.

Reader is afab; smut, not proofread we die like so many of the x-men

—-

You’ve been gone for a mission for four days, and Logan’s practically crawling the walls. The anxiety eats at her; it’s been so long since she’s let anyone near her emotionally, now that she has you, you give her all sorts of heart-attacks.

Was she like this before? Before she lost her memories 16 years ago? Always so worried about loved ones? (Did she have loved ones to worry over?)

When Scott finally told her that the recon team had returned safely, Logan all but marched to the hanger, eager to see you alive and in one piece.

She smells you before she sees you; you but slightly different. Headier, muskier.

You come off the jet looking tired and annoyed. Hair unkempt and face slightly sheened from the oil of your skin.

Logan’s been on a few recon missions. Especially on the jet, there’s no proper way to wash yourself, and since most of the cabin is full of supplies, there’s no space to bring extra clothes, and it’s encouraged to stay in uniform the whole time in case you need to spring into action.

So, Logan deduced that you haven’t washed or changed clothes in four days.

And you smell sooooooo good.

You smile weakly at her, and Logan attempt a normal looking smile back, trying not to look as strained or aroused as she felt.

“Hey.” You greet lightly, coming closer, opening your arms for a hug.

Logan’s smile turned tight as she allowed you into her space. “Hey, princess.” She says in a loving, almost sarcastic way, trying very hard to seem nonchalant.

You pull away from her embrace with a questioning look. “You okay?” You ask quietly, as not to alert the others. They were thrumming around you, Storm complaining about needing a shower and Scott making some leader-like comment.

You were always so thoughtful like that; it made Logan near feral with want.

The Wolverine leans down, and places a kiss at the top of your uniform’s collar, taking in a deep whiff of your scent.

“My room.” She growls out lowly, a single hand playing with your fingers.

You sigh, “Lo, I haven’t showered in four days, I’m foul right now.” You try to explain.

All Logan does is tunnel vision stares you down, mouth tight and she’s almost shaking with how badly she’s restraining herself.

Sighing clicks in you head and you sigh again. “Oh, you would, wouldn’t you. Wild woman.” You chastise teasingly. “Can I at lease get out of uniform?”

“You have 15 minutes to be on my bed.”

You level her with an irked eyebrow.

“Please.” Logan tacks on with a whine.

You smile victoriously. “I’ll be there in ten as soon as you let me go.”

Logan is suddenly very aware that she was gripping your biceps in a desperate tightness, and slaps her hands down to her thighs once she comes too.

—-

Her nose bumps your clit for the nth time so far, and for the nth time, Logan inhales deeply.

You made it to her room in 8 minutes, excitedly changing into a loose shirt that probably was Logan’s at some point but was now yours, and lounge pants. As soon as you crossed the threshold of Logan’s room, without much fanfare, she pinched the fabric against your thighs and pantsed you. You reflexively doubled over to try and cover yourself but all Logan did was use your position as an opportunity to scoop you up over her shoulder and dumped you on her unmade bed.

She spend about two minutes with her face in your neck, licking and sucking in bruises, her hands rubbing you up and down along your sides, making you gasp and giggle. She hardly spoke a word, opting to growl aloud instead.

Slowly she made her way down your body, still licking, still nipping at your skin, pushing your/her shirt up to your collar bone; rubbing in her salvia into your neck, your ribs, your stomach and pelvic bone, at some point backing off the bed to kneel on the floor, drawing you towards her.

She bullied your thighs over her shoulders and stared you down, unblinkingly, as she licked your core, tongue broad and hot.

You relented, throwing your head back and moaning.

Now you were here, almost to the point of tears due to Logan’s ministrations.

Her hands were so warm, holding your legs open, blunt fingernails digging into the meat of your thighs. Her quick and clever tongue continuously bringing you to the brink before backing off, making you whine and moan in ecstasy and displeasure in spades.

She was sniffing you a lot, breaking away frequently to smell the juncture of her leg and hip, the divot behind your knee, even going as so far to lean up entirely, one hand coming down to rub at your sex so she could dart forward and smell your armpit.

You almost laugh, could have if you weren’t gasping for air at the ferocity that Logan was eating out with moments later.

Logan’s tongue lapped at your hole, her thumb swiping at your bumble of nerves harshly before she moves up minutely to suck at your clit.

You beg, “Please, please lemme cum now, please!”

With you still in her mouth, Logan hums deeply, the vibrations making you clench around nothing and you sob.

Logan continues to suck and hum, growling into you, when the blunt, wide tip of het thumb breaches you ever so slightly, pushing you over the edge.

You mouth went slack and you squeeze your eyes shut until the buzz in your body resembled less of an angry hornets hive and more of a cellphone on silent.

As you catch your breath, Logan stands from her position from the floor, finally shucking off her pants and shirt.

Bitch didn’t even get undressed before wrecking you.

“Fuck you.” You gasp; grabbing at her.

Logan chuckles and kneels on the bed, leaning down until she’s on top of you, the weight familiar and crushing.

“Sorry, lost my cool there for a minute.” She says, finally about her wits. She licks your neck again, making you whimper.

Logan rolls off you with a satisfied sigh, the fingers still covered in her spit and your slick come up to rub at the area she just licked.

“What about you?” You couldn’t help but ask. For as selfish Logan tries to seem, she really was quite the giver.

“I’m giving you a minute to catch your breath, princess.” She smiles, once again feral and wild. She leans into your ear, a hand coming to you with the hem of the shirt you had sweated through. “I dunno what I like more…” she growls. “You smelling like that or you wearing my shit.”

You exhale heavily. It was gonna be a long day.

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

spoiler alert for zetsubou billy the dyke ive figured out how i wanted to end it

like i had where i want to end it pretty well hashed out in my head. light and misa are definitely dying together and they're taking L with him... somehow. dont have the build up for that ironed out. but the big thing is that light takes a bullet or maybe even a few for misa. i need that to happen and then i need her to do her Kira Cackle and then she and misa escape

but the thing is is im thinking soichirou is the one who fires the gun. following off the mock execution ykno? he doesn't get the fatal shot. misa does, two for one special, after begging ryuk for the right to end light's life cus ROMANCE

so im thinkin

im thinkin

wheres Sayu in all this? whats the explanation when she comes home and gets to learn her big sis slash mother figure not only died but died in part because their daddy did the deed?

sayu getting the death note isnt an uncommon idea but i think itd be sooooooo cool here if she did that to continue light's legacy with ryuk at her side.

smthn like

"No. No, Light's problem wasn't that her plan couldn't have worked," Sayu said, voice low, eyes fixed on her sister's polished headstone.

The secret of Kira's identity had never been released to the public, or even to Interpol, only the assurance that Kira was no more. No mention, of course, of the man who died with Kira - L's reputation had been considered too godly to allow to die, and had been allowed to live on.

Not her sister, though. No. Never her. The Light Yagami that stayed in people's memories remained a shining, sparkling star without a single smear to tarnish it.

Even in death, Light could not be allowed her personhood. The things that Sayu had come to understand as she'd grown older - they'd been illuminating.

She breathed in deep and gave her head a shake. "No, Ryuk."

She turned and looked at the demonic monster hovering behind her.

"Light's problem? Why her plans fell through? She loved our parents too much. Light cared way, way too much," Sayu said, her voice shaking around a snarl no matter how badly she tried to hold it back. "About them, and about pleasing them. All for dad to shoot her in the back."

Sayu looked back at her sister's grave, her eyes hooding, her hands loose at her sides as the wind stirred through her hair. When Light was alive, this was a similarity between them that they shared.

"I don't have that problem."

But not anymore.

L's legacy lived on. The world thought Kira's had been relegated into the fine print of the history books. It was what everyone in charge had decided.

They'd decided, yes. Impetuously, perhaps hopefully so. And they'd decided wrong.

[roseworth]

Tangled anon, hi (i am so stressed right now so) can you just give me a tangled ramble please? The movie, series, fandom, anything Thanks (love you)r content

hello my love im sorry i took so long to get to this ily :( <3 <3 <3

i NEED to talk about cass tangled. every time i think about her i start eating drywall because she had sooooooo much potential in her arc and it could have been so fun

the thing is chris sonnenburg accidentally did a fantastic job making bad guys with good motivations for every other villain (lady caine, varian, the saporians to a degree, etc) and he ALMOST got there with cass. but it got completely fucked up in the middle of season 3

the first two seasons were set up to show cass feeling ignored by everyone else and looked over by everyone. she wanted to be taken seriously but she rarely ever was and i thought it was a very good set up :( plus in her minor appearances at the beginning of season 3 it was more of her remembering what she had felt before and building up her rage <3

then. THEN. the fucking confrontation ep. literally every other grievance she had was ignroed so she could say "rapunzel stole my mom so now im killing her <3" like girl what happened to feeling ignored and looked over. the vague concept of "destiny" being used throughout the show to explain literally everything is actually the most annoying thing ever. like the gothel twist couldve been okay if they hadnt used it as The Reason for cass's villain arc, but instead it was her prime motivation in all the major fights and she said shit like "you took my destiny because i was gothels daughter" like?????? what destiny???? and why would you have it by being her daughter????? her motivations were so messy and didnt make any sense. then the finale comes and zhan tiri overall is soooo underdeveloped and badly executed, then cass and rapunzel have an emotional scene that feels sooooo unearned bc none of her original motivations are addressed and the fact that her motivation turned into "i was supposed to be raised by gothel" meant that it was hard to address it at all in the finale. then ofc it culminates in the lamest final battle ever with the Big Bad of the series

it couldve been so good. i could fix this fucking show. every day i mourn what tts could have been.

[haoleiah]

oooooooooo the Rage grows….it is very angry and full of violence ooo i want to hurt her very badly maybe with a hammer maybe start coughing in 1 day fall down the stairs push you off a cliff get lost in china never come back i don’t want to see your fucking ugly mug ohhhh i am just sooooooo ready to throw hands i want to tear off your skin push you off a building grind you into bits tear out your throat tear out your eyes burn you alive impale you chop off your head run you over hmmhgghhhh what more what more can i do to you i want you to sufferrrrrr or just dieeeee either works nothing would change with you gone i would be so much happier you are a plague on me a virus a disgusting fucking parasite i need you GONE GOOOONNNNEEEEEE maybe break your legs get a stroke become a fucking vegetable or something you will NOT be seeing these pearly gates die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die kill her!!! rip her in half!!! tear off her skin!!!! put her under a hydraulic press maybe…ooooooo would be so nice i will just keep writing and writing until the rage goes away hmmmm a hot shower laterrrrr to wash off all this anger hahahahaharrrrr arghhhh i want to pin you to a board hmmm what else can i do to make you suffer beyond comprehension i need you in PAINNNNNNNN and to stay away from me your existence makes me so arghhhhhh i hate you sooo soooo much just DIIEEERREEEEEE arghhhh disappear disappear die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die diesige die die die die die die die die die get into like idk an accident or something maybe lolololololoolooolol you’d deserve it for being such a horrible bitch of a person lmao attention seeking idiot fucking retarded bastard sia cb lah fucking useless piece of trash i want to tear out all your organs pin you to a wall as you lay there alive and suffering but i also don’t want to hear your ugly and fucking horrible voice so myyyyaybebeeee as you lay there dying ill remove your vocal cords first??? hmmmm that’d be nice soooooo nice i want you in pain i want to make you suffer you should suffer and burn and burn and burn nnnnbnn die die die die die die die die dieeeeee please make my life happier and just DIE wow!!!! disappear from my sights and dieee!!!!! you do not deserve this life!!! you should completely disappear and die i don’t want to see you again!!!!! die died die died die die die die die die die die die die die disgusting bitch ugly bitch stupid bitch idiotic motherfucker waste of space useless motherfuckerrrrrrr maybe it would’ve been so much better if you were the one that died first if only ah gong was still here. haha stupid bitch you think you can ruin my mental and get away with it?????? cb sia this motherfucker you think you who i’m gonna fucking GUT you motherfucker die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die diedidieidieidiieidieididieidieidiieididieidieiei i hate you soooooooooooooo.much it’s such a passionate fire burning inside me hahahrhahrhahrhahhrahhrhs i want you DEADDDDD i want you GONENREREEEEEEE you need to DISAPPEARRRRR LEAVE THIS HOUSE THEN FUCKIBG BITCH ALWAYS OUT HERE COMPLAINING ATTENTION SEEKING ASSHOLE YOUR PUSHING WHAT IDK IDK HOW OLD YOU ARE YOU ILD ASS FOSSIL YOURE OUSHING IT LAH ANGWAYS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you dont have long the way you act like this the way you want to act god god god you need to DIE disappear off the face of this earthyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wooooooooooooooooooooo trip and fall lololololololololol why so superstitious anyways??????? have you something to hide??? why pray and believe in god when you are such an ugly being undeserving of salvation no god will love you no god will bless your ugly body you will die unloved and in the fires of hell. you will die alone. painful. i will not cry for a beast like you. you are nothing but pure convenience to me. i will make use of you like a tool you are but a tool you hear me? once you run out of use i will throw you away :))))

[mewberii]

Streamer!Scaramouche [2]

thanks for all the support in the first part! i wrote a second part where scaramouche plays genshin + the reader comes in (i tried to make it as gender neutral as possible, so let me know if there’s something off!). you’re a close friend of scaramouche and also a voice actor!

i had been planning this since i wrote the first part, but because i was busy and uninspired i couldn’t finish it. but here it is and it’s actually pretty long (over 5k words...)! i hope you guys will like this!! obviously he’s a little nicer than he is in game but,,, for the sake of the plot + it being a modern au, it had to be done sjnfdskjf

He was selected to play the beta for genshin because of his popularity and tbh he really wanted to play it

The game hadn’t really caught his eye all that much when he first heard about it but he saw how everyone online went crazy over it (plus other streamers who also were selected to play it in early access kept talking about it) and he became more curious to know what it would be like and if it’d live to everyone’s expectations

However he couldn’t really play it until it was officially released because he had a very busy schedule, and when he saw other streams of people playing it he was,,, lowkey jealous because it did look fun

When it was finally released and the game finished downloading and installing, he went live right away

And since so many people were looking forward to seeing him play plus the game was getting so popular so fast, that stream of when he first played hit his biggest milestone of live viewers ever

ANYWAYS skip forward to further into the game

when it comes to the gacha,,,

we’ve established that this boy is loaded. he won’t hesitate to throw some big amounts of money at the game to get every single character and weapon he wants and get their constellations to the max

i feel like he’d make little bets (and it works as a way to thank the chat for the support) like “if i get (insert newest character) in the first 50 pulls, i will gift 50 subs”

he’d be SOOOOOOO LUCKY it’d make everyone who doesn’t play think that it must be very easy to get the 5 stars or that the drop rate must be very high,,,

so in the end he’d have to gift the subs and it’d be funny to see the chat go absolutely crazy because everyone is commenting at the same time trying to see if they got lucky too and got the sub

but the chat goes so fast that they can’t even see their own comment after they send it sNDJGDJSK 

he’d end up turning subs mode on for a while because it goes crazy

and that’s when he’d see people going “I GOT THE SUB-” all excited and he can’t help but chuckle and congratulate them for being one of the lucky ones

probably another game he can use to play with some subs once in a while! they could play co-op and when he’s a very high level he’d go to the worlds of some of his subs with lower level to help them with whatever they need

SO, LITTLE SKIP HERE

this is where i want the reader to slide into the picture

you’d be a voice actor, and also you have been a friend of his for a very long time

he met you even before he started streaming and you were always so supportive of him, as he was of every and each of your dreams

in fact, he would have invited you over more than once to stream with him

people don’t say anything bc they’re afraid of scaramouche banning them (it’s happened before) + they understand it can be disrespectful... but…

some people lowkey ship you two a little bit,,,,,, you didn’t hear it from me. scaramouche don’t ban me----

so one day he’s making another livestream playing genshin (sponsored by mihoyo to promote the newest update and event) and they’re going to release a new character 

AND he has told everyone that you are the voice actor of the new character, who will be introduced in the event and is also getting their own banner

so everyone is very curious of what they’ll be like, if scaramouche will try to get them (obviously he will, he has every single character…. the amount of money he has put into the game…. just thinking of it gives me the heebie-jeebies) 

could he even,,, main them,,,,

spoiler: he won’t because he’ll stay honest till the end (and no hard feelings) but there are other characters that he has built up to the max just like them and still work better with the way he plays but he’ll still find a chance to use them often

he didn’t know anything of what the character you voiced would be like because you wanted to keep it a surprise and he knew his audience would enjoy seeing his first reactions

I think the character you voice in the game would have the role that Scaramouche has in the actual game, and their design would be fairly similar (maybe similar color palette) to the design fans made for him as a genshin character (the one i mentioned that he uses for popup notifs of subscriptions and all!)

needless to say he’d absolutely love their personality and the charisma you showed in their lines

of course when he finally gets them he shows everything about them including all their voice lines and he compliments y/n’s voice acting… that was the first time people suspected that....

mayhaps… scaramouche….

has feelings for you....

it’s in the soft gaze in his eyes,,, the gentle smile on his lips,,, his soft voice when saying “I think this one is my favorite line of theirs”

and just how BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL his laugh sounds when someone comments he should invite you and ask you to do that voiceline live for him and everyone else

he’d jokingly reach for his phone and be like “should i call them? i could” 

(but he wouldn’t because he doesn’t want to disturb you, you may be busy, considering you still hadn’t replied to the messages he sent to you before he started the stream a few hours ago)

if anyone dares be mean to you saying you got the chance to voice act for genshin just bc of scaramouche

or implies that he did something to get you there he’ll get quite mad even tho he won’t speak up about it (he might if enough people say it) 

people can see something shift in his gaze,,,, and he bans them permanently right away

it’d be kinda funny when he does those “reading unban requests” streams and he goes past immediately rejecting people who said those kind of stuff, not even reading the apologies JSNKJFNDSJKGNSDK

some people say he’s too strict about it but literally his stream his rules. people who don’t like him should just not watch him

and people who like him should NOT speak badly about you or doubt your talent and effort, which is what brought you that opportunity in the first place

one day he’d be streaming playing the game, he had been using your character and gathering materials to get their last ascension

and at one point he’d grab his phone and look at the screen for a second before putting it back down and saying he had planned something else for tonight besides playing genshin for a while

then, the doorbell would ring (before he could even close the game-) and it’d be heard from his setup room so people in the chat heard it and they’re all like???

it’s definitely not takeout because scaramouche never orders takeout when he’s on his own, he usually cooks for himself and just orders it when he’s with friends and they all feel like eating something different

actually, offtopic, but i have a feeling he’d be very responsible when it comes to food and like he’d cook himself proper meals all perfectly balanced and all- he could afford having someone cook for him but his house = his privacy and personal space so he’d rather do it himself

it’s like, past 10pm, so no way it would be a package or mail at that time

and then he says “we have a visitor tonight”

and then the chat goes crazy saying “CHILDE” “HARBINGERS” but mostly “Y/N!??!?/PLEASE LET IT BE Y/N”

AND IT WAS YOU!!!!

and omg you brought takeout--------

it had been a while since they had seen you in scaramouche’s stream and you didn’t have your own channel (even though there were many people who encouraged you to open one)

SO everyone was very excited

i feel like scaramouche wouldn’t be the biggest fan of eating on camera so you guys would put the food away so that you can eat it later on your own without an audience

and you two would just spend a while talking to the chat, watching videos

AND reviewing fanart and fanmade content together!! it’d be so cute especially fanarts of the two of you together, little animatics or comics of funny clips or memes from his streams of you two,,,

someone made a little felt plushie of the genshin character you voiced and the way you COOED because it was SO cute

only those who were truly paying attention were able to notice the soft smile on scaramouche’s lips and the way he looked at you as you gushed over how cute the little plushie is and how talented the person who made it is!!

also you’d tell him you saw signora make a stream where she talked to some of her fans on discord individually to give them advice on their life/problems (nothing too serious) and it was very funny and you wanted to do that with him someday

and he’s like “that… could be a huge mess. people could say some crazy stuff” and you’re like “NO but i talked to her about it and she said she got her mods to talk to them first and approve them before they moved them up to the channel where she was to talk to her”

and he’s like “still…….. what if people lie and then when they get to talk to us they say something-”

and you’re like “BOY!!!! DO YOU NOT TRUST YOUR FANS *GASP*” and everyone in the chat is also going “GASP” “HE DOESN’T TRUST US…” “IS THIS YOUR IDOL…..?” “SAY SORRY” (all good fun, obviously he’d love to talk to everyone if he could make sure there won’t be anything disrespectful said)

SO!!!!! you two say you’ll plan to do something like that soon and everyone is very excited, they can already tell it’ll be both super cute and hilarious

before he ends the stream, you two watch some videos together

some are about some upcoming videogames and he talks about them and what he knows and explaining things to you... he is.. so knowledgeable…

the way you look at him as he goes into a little rant about it… cinematic parallels with the way he looked at you before

ONCE AGAIN, people aren’t blind. they notice. but they keep it to themselves bc scary scara (the way i had to resist overusing this one joke with his name-)

so the stream ends and you two walk out of the setup room to go to his living room and eat the takeout you brought while watching something on tv

he apologises because the food is cold now, but you brush it off saying it’s ok, you had missed being on his streams and you two can just heat up the food again

he doesn’t look at you in the eyes as he mutters that you know you can join his streams whenever, and instead just says it as he makes his way to the kitchen to heat the food

you join him in the kitchen soon after and tell him you also bought something for dessert and put it in the fridge already before

and honestly he didn’t know how much he wanted to eat that dessert until it was in his fridge, so he can’t stop himself from sighing and saying “god, i love you”

there’s silence for a second, right as the microwave beeps as it finished heating the food

it feels eternal to him, but you immediately started laughing and said jokingly “of course you do! you’re welcome!” 

he’s happy you took it as a joke because that’s not how he planned to confess (he didn’t plan to confess anytime soon in the first place) but at the same time ?? he’s lowkey offended inside because? you took it as a joke?? is it so unrealistic that you wouldn’t even think that he meant it romantically?

it’s at that moment that he realises that if he didn’t want to confess before, now he does.

he wouldn’t want anyone to know about how he let that slip because he’s sure no one in you two’s friend group even knows he likes you

but you,,, actually,,,,, were actually caught off guard too because scaramouche wasn’t precisely one for words of affection and he showed his care for everyone with his actions

in fact, you had never heard him say those words before but well- it was kinda nice- if only he meant it as you feel it- but he couldn’t, right? who’d confess their feelings so casually while looking at a dessert in the fridge with desire-------

that night, it gets pretty late and to be honest he’s a little too tired to drive you home as he usually would, so he asks if you’d like to sleep over

it wouldn’t be your first time doing so, not even the first time you stayed unplanned, and he had a couple guest rooms that you could use so you accepted

also, staying for longer meant you could keep watching some more of that series with him without worrying about it getting late

or,,,

“actually” you said in a low voice, almost a whisper, since it was getting late and you two had been in complete silence while watching the series “i lowkey still wanted to stream some more”

he scoffs but then lets out a short chuckle, replying in the same volume

“it’s past 2am, who’s going to watch me stream now?”

“i would” have mercy for his poor heart- “but i’d be the streamer too this time so it doesn’t count” 

“what even would we do”

“can we play that co-op game you played with childe? it was so much fun” 

had you not brought it up, he wouldn’t have offered that ever because? if he had recently played it with childe he didn’t want to stream it again and make it feel repetitive for his audience 

(jokes on him because when genshin came out they put up with it being the only thing he streamed for over a week. they’d rewatch any game if it’s you two playing it)

but to be honest, he didn’t really want to stream anymore that day and just wanted to be with you, just you and no one else

he got up from the couch and walked towards the hallway, making you look up to him in confusion for a second, but then started getting excited knowing this meant he was going to let you play it with him

“i don’t really feel like streaming anymore today, but we can still play it. let’s go”

the next day, you two wake up around the same time and make breakfast together

scaramouche i feel is not very talkative in the mornings 

in fact, i feel like he’s just not the most talkative in general. he’s more the type to listen, but it’s different during his streams because he’s doing what he loves and talking about what he loves

and when it comes to you and he talks more it’s because he’s talking to who he loves----

before you’re going to leave and you’re standing at the door about to say goodbye to him, he suddenly speaks up before you can

“do you want to go somewhere tomorrow?”

you raise your eyebrows in curiosity from the sudden request, but then smile at him and nod

“yeah sure! what do you have in min-”

“it’s a date” he said, interrupting you, which was weird enough of him (since he would never interrupt you), but his words were even weirder-

“h-huh?” you felt the heat rising to your cheeks, and scaramouche just repeated his words

on the outside, he looked so casual and just, confident- bUT INSIDE he was actually panicking a little bit 

but just a little bit.

After a moment, you smiled at him again, this time somewhat more shily but also excited for your date!

“I look forward to it”

Just with that, you two knew you had made the first step

You weren’t just friends anymore

You two had hung out on your own many times before, in fact and as it was mentioned before, you two had even slept over at his house or yours many times before

but it had all always been purely platonic, and you guys had never even questioned that aspect of it even after realising you had romantic feelings for each other

he’d spend the rest of the day thinking of what you could do the next day, as if he hadn’t been brainstorming for ideas all night either

i feel like he hasn’t gone in many (if not any--) dates before

solely because he has never been interested in romance plus he had never liked someone or at least, not as much as he liked you

and even when he found out he felt something for you, he just always told himself he was okay with how things were, because he’d never experienced anything beyond friendship and didn’t feel the need to try and maybe ruin the friendship

SO he didn’t have many ideas of what a good date could be

he definitely didn’t want a cliché corny date, but he really didn’t have any idea of what was good enough for a date

(and if for future dates you want something he’d consider a “”cliché corny date”” he’d do it for you and actually enjoy it)

the last thing he wanted was to have to ask you what you could do for your date

1- because he didn’t want to show you any side of him that didn’t look like he always has everything under control and he’s always composed (as if you wouldn’t want to see every side of him, even his most vulnerable sides- you’d have to work on that with him when you two become official)

2- he… kind of wanted to surprise you…..

but it really got to the point where he really didn’t know what you’d like the most (or what he’d like the most too) and what he wanted most over anything else is to not disappoint you in you two’s first date

SO he finally texted you asking if there was anything special you wanted to do (and therefore indirectly admitting he……….. just really wanted to ask you out. so much he did it without thinking of what he’d do if you said yes--)

you didn’t seem to mind, and in fact you were happy he asked for your opinion 

overall, scaramouche was very independent so he wasn’t one to ask others for advice, opinions or anything, much less for help regarding anything

“how long has it been since we last went to the arcade? we could go there! i heard from childe that they added new games!”

and he’s like !?!?!?? THAT…. is…….. the perfect idea

“that actually sounds perfect” he admitted, and the message brought a big smile to your face 

“just don’t get mad at me when you lose at all of them” he sent right after, teasing you, and you couldn’t help but let out a laugh out loud

“the last time i won in your favorite game” you reminded him, and even after he read your message, he took a little bit to reply

(he needed a second to put the pieces of his pride together SJNFKJDS)

“don’t get used to it, it won’t happen again”

“we will see about that” the more you two joked like this, the more excited you got thinking about tomorrow

scaramouche was sure now that it’d be a great first date that you’d both remember forever

the next day, it was almost the time for the date and scaramouche was going to pick you up at your house

i feel like scaramouche would be very fashionable and even in his style he doesn’t try to hide that he’s loaded…

not that he cares about buying cheap clothes, literally he’d say if he likes it and it’s good (aka it’s not cheap because it’s made of something that won’t make it last longer than 3 weeks) he’ll get it

but it just so happens that many times… the clothes he likes most are from famous brands…

AND THIS DAY!!!!!! he’s putting together one of his favorite outfits because it’s a special day

it almost hurts me just how nonchalant he’d look on the outside, making it a little hard to know exactly just how much this date meant to him (because as i said he’s not one to be very vocal about his feelings or even his thoughts)

BUT i trust that you… since you know him well…. can see past all that and you know that this is not just anything casual to him. this is special.

STILL!!!! he’d try his best to not let the blush rise to his cheeks and show, as well as to not let his voice shake when he complimented that you looked very good

ANYWAYS i think i think Scaramouche wouldn’t be one for big pda

the most he’d do where anyone can see is hold your hand or put his arm around your waist

WHICH IS WHY he’d try to be all smooth (and he would manage) reaching for your hand and lacing his fingers with yours

he wouldn’t make eye contact because then he’s sure it’ll show on his face that he’s getting somewhat flustered, but he’d still ask if you’re okay with it, to which you said yes

the area where the arcade was is always somewhat crowded so when you two were getting there, scaramouche would tighten the grip on your hand a little bit to make sure you wouldn’t let go and you’d be pulled apart by people trying to walk past however they can

you know that if you two got serious about your relationship, he would want to be the first person to share the news with his fans

BUT since he was so popular now, you two lived in a pretty big city and now were at a popular area (+ scaramouche wouldn’t be the type to try and hide his identity because he’s never had people make a fuss when they recognise him)

you were a little worried someone would see you two and maybe take a picture and post it online and it’d go viral before he can admit it himself

because of that, you end up throwing back to him the question he had asked when he held your hand 

“are you sure this is okay?”

your question confused him because he didn’t know what you mean, so he finally looked you in the eyes and waited for you to explain further

“it’s just- what if somebody sees us and recognises you?”

he looked away from you and back at where he was going, taking a few seconds to answer before he just shrugged

“i don’t care”

you softly let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding as you waited for him to say something, and almost missed the way he whispered

“as long as it doesn’t affect you”

for someone who seemed and actually tried to seem to self-sufficient, who appreciated his friends but was also okay on his own because he was absolutely comfortable with himself, he was actually…

more selfless than people would ever know, especially when it came to you

you two would have SO much fun in the arcade, trying every single game many times

this time though, scaramouche won in his favorite game so he lived up to his words

you two won so many tickets you literally didn’t even know what to do with them once you got the couple prizes you were interested in

you bumped into a couple fans of his, so you talked for a while

once again, you were met with suggestions of opening your own streaming channel, and even scaramouche said “i’ve told them that many times too, but they always say they think their streams won’t be fun enough”

and the fans are like “NO!! literally everyone thinks you’re super nice and fun!! of course you don’t have to if you don’t want to, but we’d love it!!”

one of the fans (exaggerating a little as a joke) said “i’ll be your number 1 fan i swear” and the three of you laughed, except scaramouche who just scoffed and smirked 

“i am ALREADY their number one fan. but good try” <- scaramouche in his head. say it outloud u coward.

but at the same time it was a joke scaramouche chill pretty much everyone knows you’re their number one fan……. even though you think you’re so smooth………. they just don’t say anything 

they were very nice and fun to talk to and you knew scaramouche and you didn’t really want anything else from the prizes, so you offered you two’s tickets to them

“we don’t really need these anymore so maybe you’ll have more use for them!!”

they got SO excited, the way their eyes lit up :( scaramouche is convinced you’re an angel but he’s also very happy to see how joyful his fans got because those were more than enough for the prize they really wanted-

so after that cute little interaction and having used up your energy for competition, you two leave and think of buying some ice cream or a milkshake or something to end the date nicely and to enjoy while you walk back home

the arcade was not exactly very close to where you two lived (it was far from your house, but even farther from his-) so he asked if you were okay with walking back or if you two should get an uber or something, to which you said you were okay

walking back with him meant!! a little more time you could spend with him

and he was happy you said that because he was feeling the same way and still didn’t want the day to end

we’ll see more about the kind of things he likes and dislikes if he’s released as a playing character BUT FOR NOW i really get this vibe that he’d LOVE boba tea

i even think he’d?? enjoy tea in general??? classy boy…

SO you two would end up going to get some boba 

it was very touching how, when reading the flavors they had that day, he suddenly and casually went “oh, they have your favorite” and you looked at the one he was pointing at and !!! indeed it was your favorite!!!!!!!

he remembers this kind of details very well

you take the chance to talk some more as you’re walking home

scaramouche asks about your job with voice acting and you tell him that you actually have been recording some new lines for your genshin character lately because in the next update there’ll be an event involving them

he’s looking forward to it but he teases you a little asking if it’s okay for you to spoil him with such information

but it’s okay because it’s not like he’d tell anyone, especially knowing it could get you in trouble

when he drops you off at your house, he has a hard time saying goodbye

literally you’re standing at your door and he’s in front of you, a couple steps away, looking away from you

you don’t say goodbye either, mainly because you know scaramouche is working the courage to say something, and you can also sort of guess what he wants to say

you think of saying it first, but then think that it would make scaramouche proud to be honest about his feelings and confess first

“i’ve liked you for a long time”

you can’t help the smile that makes its way onto your face, unconsciously reaching a hand up to slightly cover it

“i feel the same way” you replied to him in a soft voice

he took a deep breath and exhaled it softly, finally lifting up his gaze and making eye contact with you

it was already dark outside, so you couldn’t appreciate the faint rosy blush on his cheeks well

“can i kiss you?”

your eyes widened for a second, not expecting him to ask and if anything, thinking he’d just step forward and do it

so you were a little embarrassed and caught off-guard to reply properly, so you just nodded and put your hand down as he took the last couple steps and his face was right in front of yours

he’d cup your cheek in one of his hands, feeling the warmth of your skin

you closed your eyes, and he looked at you for a second longer before he finally leaned in and closed the short distance that separated your lips

at that moment you both knew that you had been missing on so much more when you two just settled and were content with your friendship

but!! that was about to change now, so it was all worth it

after that, scaramouche would make clear that this would be the first day of your relationship!! and even if he didn’t say it with words, you could just feel his happiness!!

so!! after that, because of work you two got a little busy the next couple months so dates weren’t very frequent 

or at least, they weren’t dates like the one you first had

but still whenever you two were free he’d go over to your house, or you’d come over to his to play, stream together, or literally just spend time together doing anything

he wouldn’t let people know you two had started dating straight away (if anything, only his other streamer friends -aka you two’s friends in common- knew)

but the day he said it, he wanted you to be there

SO one day you two were streaming and you were currently reacting to one fanart of you two together

so he looked at you and you made eye contact and it was like you two spoke with your eyes like

“do we tell them now”

“let’s tell them.”

so scaramouche would clear his throat and without closing the fanart, he’d say he has something he wanted to announce

everyone was excited thinking it’d be some new project, maybe involving you

maybe some merch??? and the fanarts had reminded him of it???????

BUT THEN he straightforwardly said

“y/n and i are dating”

and everyone goes aBSOLUTELY CRAZY

amidst the chaos, you two catch a comment saying “will you unban the people who shipped you two” and you laugh

and you look at each other like “did you read that one?” “yeah”

and scaramouche is like “yeah, i guess i will have to unban some people”

and when some get unbanned they’re like “fREEDOM!!!!”

and jokingly they’re all like “APOLOGISE!!!!!!!! SAY SORRY!!!” so he just laughs and you join them being like “!!! apologise!!! you banned them for it and!! look at you now!!”

so he ends up trying to hold in another laugh as he mutters a halfassed ‘sorry’ and everyone starts commenting claps and hearts and celebrating that he apologised. now justice has been made.

the rest of that stream suddenly feels livelier and brighter!! you two are laughing a lot and so is everyone in the chat!! 

and also the new genshin event would’ve already just been released that same day so you can talk about some of your experiences with recording or what you thought of it

and scaramouche would let you play it yourself!! (he still hadn’t played it) and it was also the first time you played genshin live!! you’d show people the characters you have and everything and tell them some anecdotes

people would be SHOCKED because you!? don’t have the character you voiced!? D:

and you’re like “yeah… i pulled for them and used up all my primogems and… didn’t get them”

and your banner is back because of the event, so scaramouche won’t let this slide!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL GET YOUR CHARACTER.

your luck is terrible compared to his so at one point you’ll literally feel bad for how much he’s spending for you to get it

but he doesn’t mind at all and everyone is having fun so!!

and once you finally get them you’re sO HAPPY and everyone in the chat is celebrating

and you think it’s over but scaramouche is like ???? what are you doing?? open the wish page again. you’re going to get them c6.

and you’re like oh my gOD PLEASE NO DON’T SPEND MORE MONEY ON ME FOR THIS

but he won’t listen and he’ll do it

so!!! he’ll always do his best to be the best boyfriend he can be for you!! so you better give him your heart!!!!

[xsarcasticwriterx]

Hello 😊 would you do a Damon Salvatore imagine where you’re dating but you get in an accident after you both had a fight and you badly hurt. Damon feels this and comes for your rescue and comes just in time to save your life and at the hospital he never leaves your side till you wake up and he cares for you, apologizes and promises to never let any harm get to you again ? Just some fluff would be nice 😘 his POV too if you want.

Summary: ^that

Pairing: Damon Salvatore x reader

Warnings: Angst, blood, swearing

Notes: wooooo finallyyyyyyyyy getting to doing some of these imagines pfft anyways of course mate here ya go

Anger

You felt so much anger. You sat at the bar dressed up. Enzo had decided to host a party to celebrate something or the other. Think he just wanted to have a party you didn't know. what you did know was you had dressed in your hottest dressed, done your make, did your hair, honestly, you looked hot and yet Damon, your boyfriend, was too busy with Elena.

You were sipping your drink before shaking your head. "fuck this" you mumbled under your breath. you stood up and walked over to Enzo pulling him away from whatever conversation he was in the middle of "um, love what are you doing?" Enzo asks with a small smile. "we're dancing" you state and start to sway.

Enzo looks around seeing Elena giggling and touching Damon as he smiles and laughs back. Enzo turns back to you and grabs your hips swaying with you. You two start grinding and moving, soon Damon turns seeing you two. his face falls into anger. he stormed off not caring what Elena was saying at the time.

Damon grabs your arm pulling you away. he pulls you outside before shoving you against the wall "what are you doing?" he asked sternly. "dancing" "mhm with Enzo and not just dancing that was some Patrick Swayze dancing" you can hear damons breathing deep and fast.

"then why don't you just go back to Elena hm? sure she'd love to dance with you like that" you start to walk off but Damon yanks you back. "we're friends" "yes and I'm Enzo's friend too" you smile at him. he punches the wall next to your head.

you feel the dust of the brick fall onto your shoulder. "you asshole" you shove him back "you spend all your time with her, I am your girlfriend but when our friends even wonder if we're still together because of how often you two are together how close you are with her. I am soOoOoOo sorry that I finally got tired of your bullshit and decided to have some fun instead of moping around" you yelled and shoved him back again before getting into your car.

You sped off, tears brimmed your eyes. you knew you shouldn't be driving you weren't drunk but you were tipsy and you were crying a lot. you felt so angered, no enraged. it started raining and you groaned of course.

car lights swiped past by. the moments flashed by. your phone rang over and over. notifications kept going off. Finally, you got tired of it reaching for your phone you looked seeing Damon called. you pressed the answer and then you heard a honk. looking up you saw the car lights right in front of you and then...darkness.

Damon paced in his front yard. he knew you were tipsy, you were emotional, and it was raining. he paced calling you over and over and yet nothing. "Damon" Stefan yelled to him. "she won't answer she left we fought yes it was my fault ok now isn't the time just you call her maybe shell answer you" Damon rambled. Stefan shook his head confused before calling you.

Finally, you answered and Damon had you on speaker but then there was the sound of brakes and a honk and then a loud crash. "y/n?" Damon spoke softly but nervous. "y/n!" he yelled. at this point, Stefan, Caroline, and Enzo (despite damons anger he wondered if you'd answer him) were all outside.

"shit shit shit" Damon threw his phone. "come on!" he yelled at everyone before running to his car. everyone followed scurrying in. Damon sped down the road that leads to yalls house. soon he saw the crash. he jumped out of the car still hadn't fully stopped. he ran saw you in your car bent over, head on the dashboard. while Stefan and the other cared for the other person he went to your door, opened it, and pushed you back.

blood covered your nose, forehead was busted, knuckles busted, bruises cover you. he pulled you out and carried you back to the car sitting and held you close. he bit into his wrist placing it over your mouth. "come on doll please" he begged. the small licks over his wrist made him sigh in relief.

your bruises faded, your nose stopped bleeding, your head healed, of course, blood was still there but still, none the less you were ok. your heart sped back to normal. "is she ok?" Stefan asked. Damon nodded softly "she's ok" he spoke softly.

Stefan drove you and Damon back to yalls house as caroline and Enzo dealt with the other person. Once back home Damon laid you in bed and paced. Stefan walked in and sighed "Damon she's going to be fine sit please" "no Stefan this is my fault. I kept calling I shouldn't have. Or or I should've spent more time with her and stopped being around Elena"

"look yes you and Elena have...strange friendship and we tried to tell you but look, that...doesn't... it's not your fault Damon" Stefan said before walking out the room. Damon kept pacing but when you squirmed and your eyes fluttered he immediately was at your side. your bright eyes looked up at him "oh thank god. y/n I'm so sorry I love you so much and I will never leave your side ever again" he said kneeling and pulling you into his arms. you laughed and cuddled into his neck. you kissed his cheek and put your head on his shoulder. "its ok Damon I'm ok. I assume you gave me your blood?" you asked. "yea you may need a shower though" he pulled away looking over you.

"yea I see that" you giggled. "doll I love you I'm so sorry I hurt you and I swear to never do that again. no more Elena no more anyone just me and you forever." he kissed your forehead. "babe it's ok its ok promise and don't want elena gone I just want you to be here" you said. damon nodded and slid next to you. you cuddled putting your head on his chest. "for now lets just sleep doll" he said. with that you were off to sleep.

[tomtenadia]

Accidentally in love

Rowaelin month Day 5 - I accidentally hit you with my car

It’s 4am in the UK. I am up and awake because in two hours I need to leave for work so, while I have breakfast I can drop my day 5 which, by the way was sooooooo much fun to write

Aelin was a new driver and felt extremely stressed. Lysandra had eventually convinced her that at thirty she should be able to drive and that rely on public transport was insane. She had sold it to her with the excuse of freedom. So in the end she had listened to her friend and got her driving license. Aedion had found her a great deal on a car and she had decided to splurge a bit of her savings in a new ride. It was not a massive car. It was in fact quite compact and perfect for the city. She had told Aedion she did not want a big car, she still found the whole driving thing quite overwhelming. Too many rules to remember at once but not as bad as learning to handle the gear stick. It seemed she lacked the coordination to press the clutch and shift gear at the same time. The times she had stalled in the middle of an intersection had been endless. Maybe learning to drive hadn’t been a great idea. She should have stuck to buses and the subway, there was less stress involved.

It was Sunday and she had decided to drive to the supermarket for her big weekly shopping. The advantage of a car was that she could just stash everything in the trunk and go home. With the bus she would have to consider how many bags she could carry and shop accordingly. Well, at least there was an advantage.

She was approaching the intersection at the end of the parking area to go back on the main road when she hit something and the car stalled.

Fuck. She swore and ran out of the car.

Not something. Someone. She had hit someone. Holy shit.

She crouched beside the man. “I am sorry, are you okay?”

���Do I look okay to you, you dimwit? Who gave you the bloody driving licence?” He snarled while holding his leg.

“Does you leg hurt?”

The glare he gave her could have killed. She looked at him and realised the man was big and tall. She definitely could not drag him in her car and drag him to the hospital.

“I need to call an ambulance.”

“Go on, take your time, princess, I have no plans.” He lay down again and groaned.

Aelin called the emergency services and sat at his side, placing his groceries back in his bag. At least she could keep herself busy while she waited. 

She had hit someone. Her hands were shaking in panic.

“I am sorry I hit you.”

“Were you looking at your phone, princess?”

Aelin groaned. She hated when people called that.

“No, I was looking at the exit.”

“Well, buy a pair of glasses.” He snarled, gritting his teeth in pain.

In a fit of anger Aelin threw his grocery in her car and then spotted the ambulance pull in the car park of the supermarket.

“Here,” she waved at the paramedics “I hit him with my car, I was going very slow but I think I hurt his leg.”

The paramedics loaded him on the stretcher and braced his leg in a temporary cast for transport “we are going to Orynth general if you want to follow.”

Aelin nodded and got back in the car, almost scared of driving again.

The drive to the hospital felt endless and her heart never stopped pounding. What if she had injured him badly?

She finally arrived at the hospital and was more than happy to abandon her car. She had enough of it already. Aelin ran into the A&E and tried to get some info about the mysterious guy.

“Hi, I am looking for a guy who had just been brought in in an ambulance. He has silver hair and is crazy tall. I hit him with my car. I just need to know that is fine, please.”

One of the ER doctors must have heard her because she approached her “hi, my name is Dr. Westfall and I treated the man you are talking about. Are you a relative?”

Aelin shook her head “no. I don’t even know him. I was in the car park at the supermarket, I could not find the exit and I think I turned the wrong wait and that’s when I hit him.” She was reeling “I was so focused on the road. I am still a new driver and I get still very nervous at the wheel.” She continued, barely taking a breath “I need to know that he is fine, please.”

The doctor smiled “What’s your name?”

“Aelin.”

“Aelin, I need you to relax, you are clearly distressed. Take a deep breath and calm your nerves.”

She did as the doctor said and felt a bit better. Her panic attack subsiding.

“Mr Whitethorn is okay. His thigh is badly bruised and in the fall he hurt his ankle, but nothing major. He will just need to rest.”

Aelin breathed again “can I see him?”

Dr Westfall winked at her “come with me.”

She was taken to his bay and the doctor pulled the curtains to allow her access.

She finally saw him for the first time without being in the middle of a panic attack and noticed that the man was smoking hot. He had long silver hair reaching just below his shoulders nice tanned skin and the most stunning pine green eyes ever seen. Then her stare caught on the tattoo in the old language sneaking around his arm. 

Then she took stock of his injuries. His ankle was in a cast and an icepack was on his thigh just above his knee. 

“Done gawking, princess?”

“Good to know that you are fine.” She straightened her back and folded her arms at her chest in challenge.

“Fine?” He snarled “my ankle is in a cast, I won’t be able to walk for weeks. You call this fine?”

She shrugged “you are talking. It counts as fine in my books.”

That deadly stare once more “are you stupid or what?”

Aelin moved closed to his ear “you are a fucking arsehole.” She whispered.

“You hit me and I am the bad guy? What kind of spoiled privileged brat are you?”

Aelin really restrained herself from hitting the guy. Once was enough. He was a bastard and she had already enough. She had done her part and made sure he was fine. Now it was time to go.

“You are fine. My job here is done.” She turned to leave.

“The hell is not.” 

At those words she turned back at the man “excuse me?”

“You will need to look after me until I can walk again.”

Aelin scoffed hard “fuck no, hire a nurse. I don’t have time for you.”

He pointed at his ankle “it’s your fault, now you fix it.”

“Don’t you have a friend who can look after your miserable arse while you recover?”

He shook his head and grinned wickedly “that’s your punishment, princess.”

“I hate you.” She snarled.

“Oh, I am not your fan either.”

Aelin took a deep breath and walked to the doctor and explained the situation and that she would take care of him. Dr Westfall gave her his prescription for some painkillers and the discharge papers. Then reluctantly she walked back to him. A nurse passed him the crutches and also brought a wheelchair to take him to the car.

With the nurse’s help the horrible guy slid in her passenger seat. She got back to the driver’s seat and took a moment to calm down. 

He gave her his address and Aelin eventually started the car.

“Do you always drive this slow? That bike just passed us.”

Aelin took a deep breath. She had to concentrate on the road, there was far too much traffic already and she was getting anxious enough without him making comment on her driving.

“Did you just learn to drive?”

Aelin pulled over and slammed her foot on the break “will you shut the fuck up?” She shouted at him “yes, I got my licence only three months ago and driving still makes me nervous. I just wanted to go to the damn supermarket and buy my damn groceries and go back using public transport like I have done all my adult life.” Her fury now rushing through her “you are probably one of those bastards who tailgates people and has no effing patience. I hate your kind.”

She collapsed back against her seat and restarted the car.

“I don’t tailgate people. I follow road rules. I am a very careful driver.” The tone in which he said those words calmed her fury somehow. There was a layer of pain behind them.

They drove in silence until he was the one to speak again “ I am Rowan by the way.”

“Aelin.” She replied, being civil for the first time.

“There’s a pharmacy just round the corner.” Aelin parked the car where he had indicated and went to collect his prescription and eventually they arrived at his place. He stayed a bit outside town in a very nice neighbourhood. She parked in front of a small house painted in pastel green. It was a very charming place. She got off the car and grabbed his crutches and passed them to Rowan “will you manage?”

He nodded and she grabbed his and her grocery. If she had to stay at his place it was pointless to leave it in the car.

Rowan leaned against the door and rummaged in his messenger bag for his house keys. Once he found them, Aelin offered to open the door for him.

The house was all in very light toned wood. It was beautiful and also cozy. It was such a difference from her flat. She only had recently moved back to Terrasen for the new job, after years in Rithfold, and her flat still lacked personality and still had far too many boxes to unpack.  

“The kitchen is over there.” He said and she dropped her bags on the floor.

“You need to sit down.” Aelin rushed to the sofa and lay down the pillows in a way so that he could keep his ankle elevated as the doctor recommended.

“Come on, sit down. I’ll make some lunch if you are hungry.”

Rowan nodded and sat down on the sofa.

Aelin went back to the kitchen and started to unpack “I am not the most amazing cook, but I can do basic stuff.”

“Just don’t poison me.”

A smile etched on her face. Well, at least he had stopped insulting her.

“Your accent is not from here.”

From the kitchen isle she saw him shook his head “I am from Wendlyn. I moved here six years ago for work.”

“What do you do?”

“I am a mechanical engineer. I work at the airport. I help maintain and fix the aircrafts.”

“So, if next time I fly and my plane has mechanical issues I will blame you.” She joked and it felt nice. It was far more relaxing.

“What do you do?” It was his turn to ask. 

“I am a lawyer.”

“Ouch.”

“What? Do you have an opinion on lawyers as well, mister smartass?” Once the water was boiling she threw the pasta in the pan and waited. She was going to make mac and cheese. That at least she could cook quite decently.

“No one likes lawyers.”

She tried to think of an insult to throw back at him but came back empty.

“Why are you so scared of driving?” 

Aelin paused her cooking for an instant. She could not go there yet. And she did not know him enough to answer that question.

“Why do you hate lawyers?”

“My ex wife hired the meanest she could find for our divorce. She got everything and I am glad we had no kids or it would have been a bloodbath. She took the house, the car, the small cottage in the mountains. I don’t have to pay alimony just because I refused to pay support to her. She left me. She filed for divorce she cheated on me.”

She could hear anger in his voice “Let me get this straight, your lawyer settled for this? She files for divorce and she gets everything?”

Rowan shrugged “She decorated the house, it was horrible anyway. The woman had no taste. I got my place. I am happy.”

Aelin finished cooking and plated the food and then walked to him “I really hope it’s edible.”

She sat on the chair and took a bite and relaxed when the food actually tasted fine.

“Do you like it?”

“Not the worst thing I had in my life.”

Aelin threw a pillow at him “you really are mean.”

Rowan in response chuckled.

“I lost my parents in a car crash,” she confessed. He had told her a bit of his story, she could return the favour “I was eight. They died on the spot, I was in the back seat screaming and calling my parents name until the fire department pulled me out. For a long time I could not get into a car without having a panic attack. Even getting the bus to school was difficult.” She explained to him and he listened with attention “Slowly with time I got a bike but being in traffic terrifies me. I like the subway because it’s underground.” She placed her plate on the coffee table for an instant “Lysandra, my best friend, convinced that if I was the one doing the driving it might be less scary. It took me almost a year to get my licence. I passed the theory in a breeze, but the practice scared me senseless. Some days I would sit in the driver’s seat and just stay there. My instructor patiently waiting for me. Plenty of times I left without even having turned on the engine.” She realised that it felt nice to tell her story to someone who was not a close friend “I don’t think I should drive but today I wanted to prove to myself that I could and look what happened.” She chuckled and noticed that Rowan had scoffed all the meal she had prepared “I should just sell the car. I am happy using public transport.”

“I can help you with that.”

“Why would you help me?”

He looked away for a second and then his green eyes were back on her “maybe I am not as much as an arsehole as you think.”

“I will need to go to my place if I am to stay here as your nurse. I need to get some of my stuff.”

Rowan nodded “of course.”

“Where do you live?”

“West gardens place.”

“That is a fancy part of town.”

Aelin fell silent again and went back playing with her food “my dad was a big CEO and my mum a doctor. They left the house to me when they passed. I just could not move out or sell it. That’s my home.”

“There’s a bus stop the next road down. It will take you to central square you can take the southern line from there.”

She smiled at him “are you a public transport encyclopaedia?”

“No. I am not a fan of driving either.” And he left it at that.

Aelin looked at him curiously but he shook his head “another time.”

They ate chatting quietly and she was glad when he asked for a second helping.

Aelin cleared the dishes and washed them and once done announced to him she was going to her place. She waited for him to get changed in house clothes and then helped him back on the sofa.

“Do you need anything?”

“I forgot my book in my bedroom.”

Aelin went to get it for him.

“Thank you,” he replied with a far nicer tone that he had used all day.

“I’ll be as quick as possible.”

***

Three weeks later

“That’s it mr Whitethorn. That’s the cast officially off. You might have to do some basic physio and wear for a while a support during the day.”

Three weeks had passed since the day of the accident. Three weeks in which she had lived at his house and in which they had got quite close as well. They were both night owls so they had spent many nights watching Netflix and falling asleep on the sofa. She had been working from home and gone into her office only when it was unavoidable.

For three weeks she had looked after him and now that it was over she realised that a part of her was sad. She had actually enjoyed her time with him and discovered that he was not as bad as he seemed on the first day. He turned out to be a very caring man. He never made fun of her car phobia and eventually he confessed he had lost a dear friend in a car accident because of a drunken driver and that had put him off as well. She laughed when he suggested they take the bus to the hospital but she told him that she could manage that much.

Deep down she had tried to ignore the fact that she had been developing feelings for him. Big scary feelings. But her duty was now over and he had no more need of her. Somehow it hurt.

Once back at home she went to the spare room she had been using and started packing. Then sat on the bed and stared at the room around her. She did not want to go. She was probably insane, considered she had known the guy for only three weeks, but they had a connection. She liked being with him, around him. She groaned and slammed her clothes in her duffel bag. She was such a stupid romantic girl. She was nothing but a nurse to him and now that he could walk again he was done with her. She felt tears well at the corner of her eyes.

“What are you doing?” Said a familiar voice at the door.

“Packing. My three weeks are up. You don’t need me anymore. You can finally have your peace back.” She slammed her clothes with a bit too much force and he noticed it.

“Aelin, what’s wrong?” He asked sitting on the bed at her side. 

It was not the first time they had been that close. On plenty of occasion on the sofa while watching tv they ended up nesting closer to each other.

“I don’t want to go.” She said in a whisper.

He took her face in his hand and turned it to him and she noticed a touch of concern in his green eyes.

“Why?”

The bastard. Was he really going to have her say that out loud?

“I like living with you.” A sob broke free from her “And I lied when I said I was okay living on my own. I hate it. The house is too big and so empty. My friends come over for visits, but in the end I go back being alone.” She leaned her face on his shoulder and Aelin felt his hand caress her head.

“I loved this. But I knew it was only temporary. And now that it’s over but I kinda wish it wasn’t.”

“It doesn’t have to be.” He said, looking at her “you can stay here, as long as you want, forever if you will. Because truth is, in the past few days all I thought about was that you were leaving and I didn’t want you to go. I liked living with you as well.” He chuckled “you are not a spoiled princess, just a brat sometimes.”

Aelin listened to him and could not believe her ears. Did he just ask her to stay?

“Stay.” He whispered “you can stay in the spare bedroom for now.”

“So I am your flatmate?”

“What about being my girlfriend?” And he kissed her very gently.

“Are you sure you can cope with having a lawyer girlfriend?” She grabbed his face and kissed him back

“You can help me sue the next person who runs me over with their car at the supermarket.”

Aelin laughed and let him kiss her deeply.

“I will stay.”

[justchillinwithpjo]

Chain of Iron rant (Part 2)

Sooooooo last time I ranted about Alastair...He definitely deserves so much more is my conclusion.

This time Imma rant about Anna Lightwood because I be simping and I wanna talk about her.

*Screech* And also, this includes Ghosts of the Shadow market spoilers? I guess. There was a story where it explained what Anna's past love life was like. Specifically her first love.

And this is after I wrote it but I sorta went on a tangent...

Spoilers start here

Hmmm I'm going to start with Chain of Gold first. On the first page, there was the picture/art of the characters and Anna caught my eye(Please, the dark hair and blue eyes combination is my weakness. Just like Magnus Banes's.) Anyway, I started to read about her and I just admired her. She's very strong, cool, and confident af not to mention how she literally does not care about what other people think of her. She's protective of the Merry Thieves and her overall aura is just *chef's kiss*. It's no wonder people like her(except conservative idiots.) And, the descriptions of her when she's fighting demons...I cannot get over. Just badass. Also, she gets along with Magnus and everyone who gets along with Magnus I like.

TwT time for her relationship with Ariadne. When they met at dinner, I know that both of them had a gae panik moment. And then after, they went to the library, I was half screeching. Then, they trained together, and Anna caught Ariadne when she fell off the pole. I just needed them to kith. But nahhhh not yet. So they go out to the club, and they have a whole fight with demons and Anna gets hurt. Ariadne takes her home, and heals her wounds AND THEY KISSSSSSSSSKDFJNSDKJFN OMG IT WAS SO CUTE. I just- aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

But then Cassie goes, eH, lets break them up. So she decides that Ariadne and Charles should get engaged. Which made me so sad/mad because that broke Anna and Alastair's hearts. I understand that Ariadne wants children but it hurts to read about it because Anna genuinely loved her. I want to hate her badly but I can't. I just can't. Instead, I'm simping for her too. She wanted to be faithful to Charles because she's noble but he, on the other hand, still wanted to continue his relationship with Alastair(I love him he was noble too). Charles can go do one of his annoying speeches only meant to bring up his social status in a ditch somewhere.

So after Anna goes home, and cries her soul out. I like how Christopher was genuinely concerned for her. Then, Cecily comes in, and she knows exactly what happened, and I just loved her at that moment(Yeah, I liked her in the Infernal Devices but not *that* much). And she leaves a suit for Anna that she and Gabriel bought, and I wished that they could adopt me too. Because they were so accepting and supportive of her, especially when she needed the love. Also, they gave her the ruby pendant. The same one Magnus gave Camille, and the one Isabelle has.

Anyway, after doing all that damage, Cassie was like, nahhh let's end Ariadne and Charles engagement. I just- wHy cAsSiE wHy. Anna built a wall around herself so that she wouldn't get hurt again, and Ariadne can't bring it down.

But Ariadne is stubborn so Anna and her start to have *cough* type of relationship...which isn't bad but I wanted them to have a romantic kind- But then, I can see how Anna is trying not to fall in love with Ariadne...so I felt hope starting to build in my heart.

And then Cassie's like, nOpIe nOpE that's not going to work either. So she breaks them up YET AGAIN.

TwT this heartbreak...Just when I had hope-

*POOF*

Oh wow this rant was even longer than the Alastair one... haha thanks for reading if you're here.

[mermaidsirennikita]

Hello, I hope I'm not bothering you, but do you have any good "enemies to lovers" recs, may they be books or movies?

I neeeever am bothered by people asking for recommendations.  Those are my favorite asks because I am nothing if not in love with my own opinions, lol

Books

Obviously, The Viscount Who Loved Me by Julia Quinn, the best Bridgerton book, because I’ve been blogging about it lol.  If you haven’t read it, it’s basically “rake tries to seduce the beauty of the ton, beauty’s older sister cockblocks him, he realizes that He Is Into It” 

The Hating Game by Sally Thorne is a classic.  Very light and fluffy contemporary, two people who’ve always hated each other begin competing for the same job and fall in love.

Kate Quinn’s Mistress of Rome series is a saga and the initial big ship of the first book (which you do have to read lol) is not enemies to lovers.  However, the NEXT ship which dominates the last two books of the series (which is four books long, and tbh... I recommend the second book but it’s a prequel and can be skipped technically) is SOOOOOOO GOOD.  It’s really “childhood friends to young lovers to SEVERE ENEMIES still secretly in love” and it’s literally epic lol.  Essentially, the series is set in Ancient Rome and Sabina (very bitchy Roman noblewoman) and Vix (child of a former gladiator, soldier) are friends who I think lose their virginities to each other?  And are in love as kids.  But then she fucks him over and marries the emperor.  Who he actually begins to loyally serve!  But he haaaates Sabina because she.... constantly backstabs him lol.  But he also looooves Sabina and gets off on everything she does.  And she wants him so badly.  And it is delicious.  And I live for it.

Both of the Evie Dunmore books I’ve read, Bringing Down the Duke and especially A Rogue of One’s Own are very enemies to lovers.  In Bringing Down the Duke it’s a bluestocking versus a duke who for political reasons is her enemy.  In A Rogue of One’s Own it’s another bluestocking versus a rake who has known her basically all their lives.  They have to begin working together and fall in looove.

Sarah MacLean LIVES for this trope lol.  Her first true enemies to lovers was Twelve Scandals to Start to Win An Earl’s Heart, in which the heroine is a scandalous young woman and the hero is a duke determined to avoid scandal--and he rebuffed her before the book began, so they hate each other.  But he also has a massive boner around her, of course. 

My favorite MacLean book, A Rogue By Another Name is another “childhood friends turn enemies to lovers”.  The leads, Penelope and Bourne (last name lol) were best friends as kid and he basically fell off after life set in.  Her family now has hold of his ancestral lands, and Bourne essentially blackmails Penelope into marrying him so that he can get those lands, after which she DESPISES him even though they had..... extremely great sex lol.  It’s SUPER GOOD, and it involves borderline voyeurism, which is great.

Then No Good Duke Goes Unpunished is very enemies to lovers.  The heroine was set to become the hero’s stepmother--then he woke up covered in blood with her missing. He then finds out, after years of being despised by society as a presumed murderer, that she is very much alive with a fake identity lol.  It’s WILD.

The Rogue Not Taken is an enemies to lovers roadtrip romance.  The heroine thinks the hero is a horrid rake who purposefully ruins marriages.  He thinks she’s a stuck up brat.  They end up journeying together and he eats her out in a moving carriage.

Theeen there’s Daring and the Duke.  The hero literally thought the heroine was dead (MacLean loves this) and is OBSESSED with her, but she hates him because the man who raised them both basically pitted them against each other after their days of being childhood sweethearts.  It’s very dark and delicious, and there are blow jobs!  Blow jobs don’t happen enough in romances, especially historical romances.  More BJs!  They are fun!

If you’re interested in a dark and BONKERS romance, Desperate Measures by Katee Robert is a retelling of Disney’s Aladdin about a modern Jafar and Jasmine getting together after he takes over her father’s criminal empire.  It’s definitely extremely explicit and a bit fucked up.  The book comes with content warnings; the first sex scene is dubcon.  (Like you’re reading from her perspective and she WANTS IT but she says no.)

Beach Read by Emily Henry is a cute contemporary in which the hero is a literary author and the heroine is a romance novelist.  They find themselves in neighboring beach houses and basically challenge each other to write in the other person’s genre.  Very light enemies to lovers.

A Heart of Blood and Ashes is a fantasy romance by Milla Vane!  Essentially, the hero’s parents were killed by the heroine’s father and he’s out to kill her father and overtake his throne.  Luckily, she’s on board.  But he needs to marry her in order to accomplish his goals.  They do not trust each other whatsoever and torment one another a lot.  For context, within the first fifty pages she gives him a handjob while her hand is covered in her own brother’s blood (and yes, he did kill her brother).  It’s great.

The Worst Best Man is about a wedding planner who suddenly finds herself needing to work with her ex-fiance’s brother... who she holds responsible for her fiance leaving her at the altar.  Very fun and sexy contemporary.

The entire Four Horsemen series by Laura Thalassa.  In each book, the heroine falls in love with a literal embodiment of one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, who is here to bring the end of the world.  VERY heavy enemies to lovers.  Kinda dark at times?  Kinda fucked up at times?  I love it a lot?  It begins with Pestilence; War and Famine have already been released, but Death has not.

From Lukov with Love by Marina Zapata.  It’s a figure skating romance; a down on her luck skater pairs up with a male skater who is extremely successful, and who she’s known for years and hated.  Verrrrry slow burn, but fun.

Movies

The Proposal, of course, starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds.  You’ve probably seen this, but the setup is that she’s his evil boss, he’s her assistant, and she’s about to lose her visa so she bribes him into marrying her so that she can get citizenship.  But ruh-roh, they have to go to Alaska for his family reunion and he’s also got a great body and is like, an Alaskan Rockefeller?  

Obviously, Clueless which is enemies to lovers by way of former stepsiblings, and also by way of the only valid retelling of Emma.  Emma itself is not enemies to lovers, really, but Clueless amps that aspect up a bit.

If you want a super tragic version, warning lol--House of Flying Daggers.  It’s a wuxia movie, so melodramatic to the max.  She’s a blind daughter of the leader of a vigilante group, he’s a soldier who’s gone undercover to follow her to their stronghold.  Many reveals and one of my favorite dramatic love stories ensues.

Princess Diaries 2, duh.  Baby Chris Pine?  Anne Hathaway?  PLEASE BITCH.

365 DNI.  If you haven’t watched yet, watch it and thank me later.  The greatest cinematic contribution of the last decade.

Down with Love.  It’s a delightful take on like, 50s/60s sex comedies in which the heroine writes a book that convinces women to ignore love and men, which makes the hero look bad and makes it difficult for him to get laid.  So he sets out to basically.....  wear a different persona?  And seduce her?  It is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, and I adore it.  Renee Zellweger and Ewan Macgregor have great chemistry in it too.

The Thomas Crown Affair, starring extremely hot Pierce Brosnan and Renee Russo.  She’s an insurance investigator, he’s a billionaire who basically is suspected of stealing priceless works of art because he’s bored.  She investigates him and immediately begins fucking him.  Has a scene where she dances with him while wearing a completely transparent dress.  Then they fuck everywhere in his house.  I have never wanted to be between two people more.

The Painted Veil.  A socialite marries a dorky scientist for convenience, then cheats on him.  He finds out and basically forces her to go to China with him, where he is fighting the cholera epidemic, as an extremely long and petty murder suicide attempt.  But they get to know each other!  And the ice begins to melt!  Warning: tragic but lovely.

Casino Royale YES I SAID THAT.  The James Bond reboot movie that explains why he’s such a whore!!!  HE WAS BROKEN!!!  Basically James Bond is not like... a learned man... in this movie.  So he’s a cocky bastard and the Bond girl is impossibly sexy Eva Green as Vesper, who’s the “money man” on his mission.  They begin as bickering assholes and then fall in love.  But also!  Tragedy!

The animated Anastasia movie is one of the finest enemies to lovers movies of any time, I will defend this forever

Anyway....  Hope this gives you some ideas!  Lol

[samcrobae]

Nanny, Part 5

gif credit: @ada-carisi

I’m adding my second and final update for today. I most likely won’t be able to update tonight but I will be working on part 6 to have up by tomorrow night. I’m writing and posting as I have the ideas fresh in my mind otherwise I fear I will lose my drive again.

Thank you SOOOOOOO much for all of the feedback, thoughts, comments, suggestions I have gotten on this, honestly, y’all got a bitch hype as shiiiiit! I love you ! 💕

Anyway, a lil more filth to fill your Angel needs, it deff took my mind places 😈 . As always, if you’d like to be added to the tag list, let ya girl know!

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You had packed plenty of snacks, water, and Natalie’s juice for the beach. You had spent most of the day there and she was getting exhausted. She was sat on Angels lap on the beach towel drinking her water when she started fidgeting.

“What’s the matter amor, you’re getting tired huh?” He shifted her in his arms so that she was resting her head back on his chest when she just started whining. You were laid out on the towel and all she wanted was you.

She had her tiny arms outstretched towards you and continued to whine. “It’s okay princesa dsddys here.”she continued to squirm in his arms and reach for you.

“Mama! Mamaaaaaa!” She screeched. Everyone stopped and looked at Angel, then back at you, then at Natalie. You shot up and looked at Angel, a look of defeat flashed across his face and then he flashed you an apologetic look. You reached your arms out and took her.

“It’s okay, here let’s go lay down.” You glanced around Angel. “Hey do you mind just throwing all this back in the bag? I’m gonna just put her down, she’s exhausted from being out in the sun all day.”

Everyone watched as you carried her back inside. Angel was a mix of emotions. On one hand , he knew you weren’t Natalie’s mom, but that girl knew no different. You cared for her, for her dad, those around you. You were gentle and patient and kind. You loved her. She loved you. Angel also knew that you didn’t ask for the baggage of acting as someone’s mom, but at the same time if there was any possibility of you being part of Angels life in more ways than just his nanny, this is what it was.

Coco sat next to Angel. “You good hermano? That was pretty intense.”

“I don’t know man.” Angel began packing up Natalie’s stuff and headed back to the house. He walked in just as you were putting Natalie on the bed, she was out cold.

“Poor thing, she’s so tired,” you said as you placed a light sheet over her.

Angel walked up to you and pulled you in for a tight hug, burying his face in your hair, before kissing your head. You ran your hands down his back.

“I can’t pretend that just didn’t happen Y/N. I’m sorry. You know she’s little she doesn’t really know the difference. She just loves you. I mean we all do.”

“No, Angel it’s okay. Really, I know. You know, I love her too. I spend so much time with her I don’t really see her as just a kid I watch. And you know, I like you. I like you a lot. And I know that whatever we decide, if we decide to take things further, that she’s a part of your life. I’m fully aware of that.”

Angel let out the breath he had been holding. “Yeah? I mean, you sure? That’s a big deal querida.”

You looked up at him, “well yeah, I mean we would figure it out, but I’m up for it.”

He leaned down and kissed you, “come on, let’s go wash this sand off. If you behave, I might even let you have sex with me in the shower.”

Shower sex with Angel was nothing short of amazing. Careful to keep quiet since you were both in a house full of people, he had you bent over, hands against the wall as he slammed into you, occasionally reaching around to squeeze your nipples as you bit your lip in ecstasy.

After your shower, you dressed and headed downstairs. All eyes were on the both of you as your hairs were visibly wet. “Have a nice shower?” Letty asked, a smirk on her face.

Angel squinted his eyes, “aren’t you like, 12? Don’t worry about grown people business.”

“Alright hey I ordered pizzas so whose gonna get the alcohol? This has been nice but I need a drink.” Coco shouted.

Angel and EZ volunteered to go on a liquor run, Angel texting you when he left.

-“You want anything special? Wine? Truly? Anything?”

-“nope, whatever you get is fine with me.”

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You were 3 drinks and 4 tequila shots into the night and felt good. You hadn’t been drunk around Angel before but he was loving watching you let your hair down and have fun. You had put Natalie bed earlier in the night and now you were dancing to the music Coco hooked up the speaker.

You could get used to this, the people, the vibe, the family. Angel wasn’t drunk, but he was a little buzzed, mostly just taking you in.

“So what’s the deal there kid? You guys together?” Bishop asked and took a drink of his beer.

Angel chuckled, “I don’t know boss, we haven’t figured it out yet. I like her though. I really do. “

Bishop nodded in agreement and pat Angel on the shoulder, “I know, we all know. She’s a good fit for you. Good fit with the club. You gotta make a choice to keep her in the dark or tell her everything though you know that. That might scare her.”

Angel nodded his head, “yeah man. I know.”

Just then you made your way over to the two Mayans. “Bishop, sorry to interrupt but quit hogging him!” You took Angels hand, “come dance with me Angel, it’s our last night here... make it a good one.”

He moved off the wall and to the middle of the living room where you danced and laughed the rest of the night through. When the night had died down it was around 3AM, and everyone had went to bed. Angel lie awake in his bed, tossing and turning, trying to quiet his mind but no matter what he did, his thoughts raced back to you. It was almost as if you could hear what he was thinking because he was snapped out of his thoughts by a quiet tap on the door then the knob twisted.

“Y/N? You okay?” He asked, he could hardly make you out but knew it was you from the way you’re footing sounded on the hardwood floor. You climbed into bed with him and he pulled you in close, facing each other. The smell of liquor on your breaths as you talked to one another.

“I like you Angel. I had the biggest crush on you from the day I met you you know that?” You lightly laughed and he kissed your forehead.

“Yeah? That’s funny. Me too.”

You leaned into him and kissed him, his hands roaming your body under the covers and you grinding your body against him, needing to feel him closer. Between the mix of alcohol and pure adrenaline you had felt whenever you were in his presence, you felt incredible. You pushed him back so that you could straddle him, lifting your shirt over your head and his Hands immediately came up to squeeze your breasts. You were grinding yourself into him and you could feel how hard he was under his boxers. You lowered yourself so you could remove them and you lips were so close to his dick that he could feel your breath on it.

You slowly toook him into your mouth, never taking your eyes off him and from this angle, the street lights shown on you perfectly and he swore you looked like a goddess. He took your hair in his hands and lowered you further into him til he hit the back of your throat and held it there for a few seconds before letting you come back up for air. You moved your head up and down and you wanted him to know how badly you had wanted this very moment. It was sloppy and sexy and filthy. He finally pulled your head up by your hair.

“Come here mama, sit on my face, lemme taste you.” You wiped your mouth and he lowered himself further down the bed, allowing you enough room to get on and steady yourself. As soon as he delivered that first lick down your center, you felt your legs shake.

“I wanna hear you querida, let me know how good I’m making you feel.”

He dove back into you like you were the last thing he’d ever taste, and the way he flicked his tongue over your clit had you gripping the headboard for dear life. You moved your hips in unison with his tongue.

“Right there, yeah, right there baby... please keep going...” he sucked on your clit a final time before turning you over onto your stomach, and pulling you flush against him, he slid right inside you with ease, your orgasm nearing.

He pulled you up by the back of your hair and thrust into you, “you fuckin like that? You like the way I’m fuckin you? Tell me mami tell me daddy fucks you good.”

You were barely able to speak, trying to be as quiet as possible so others didn’t hear but obeying Angels orders.

“I said I wanted to hear you, tell me.”

He thrusted into you faster this time, making the headboard smack into the wall at an insane pace.

“I’m fuckin done sneaking around. You’re mine. If I wanna fuck you ima fuck you, tell me how good I fuck you, let them know whose in this.”

“Fuck Angel, you fuck me so good!”

Coco, EZ, Bishop and some of the other Mayan men all came out of their rooms and into the hallway, staring in the direction of Angels room.

“What the fuck...” Bishop groggily muttered.

“I fuckin knew it. That’s a nanny kink right there!” Coco said.

Letty rolled her eyes and pretended to gag. “You’re so gross.”

*******

Angel turned you over and nestled his head in your neck, your nails digging into his back, biting onto his shoulder as he thrust into you some more.

“I’m gonna full you up again, you’re so fuckin dirty, walking around with my cum dripping out of that pussy all day, you want some more?”

“Yes baby, please fill me up again..” you were sure the headboard was going to break from how hard it had been hitting the wall, but in this moment you didn’t care, all you were focused on was how good he felt inside you, the way he stretched you out and you quickly adjusted to his size was almost as if you were made perfectly for each other. His hand came up and intertwined with yours above your head.

“Fuuuuuuck!” He growled as he thrusted into you, coating your walls with his cum. You were both trying to catch your breath and he kept his head in your neck.

“God damn, I think I fuckin love you girl.”

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[startwithbrooklyn]

THE GREAT ND REWATCH OF 2021 / SEPTEMBER 9, 2019 // the velvet masque

this ep is sept 9 bc victoria bursts in the next day bc of the coins and thats the day they do the seancé which is the night of sept 10 (which they keep referencing at the asylum and w bashiir)

completely unwarranted this is my lil update for all who didnt know, dead lucy and alive lucy are played by 2 different people k thx bi 💙🙏🏻

-"way to be literal lucy" SHE IS BEING LITERAL THO LMFAOOOO

-"what do you do when the dead stop talking to you?" maybe shes busy bitch. shes got tons of hauntings scheduled and people attempting to seancé her and shit. u cant hog her all the time just cause she's ur mom

-"its a first date bess not a parliamentary hearing" this and the whole date scene is so cringe 😂

-"what do we know about the velvet masque" nancy uses the crew's collective pool of knowledge available/working together but still unwilling to trust others; nancy wants to get answers at any cost but answers don't mean friends. *maybe sometimes she needs the endorsement of others to move forward in certain times (ie "use me" to lisbeth after owens death)? idk feel free to debate that w me but nancy really takes advantage of having everyone help her for someone who says they work alone

-"i've been following him around"/"i've been studying every word looking for clues" nick is terrible at mysteries/snooping and has to go to nancy for help which nancy knows --> "we're here to steal the coins"/"you're gonna get kicked out" like when he talks about stalking owen shes laughing at him so much lmaooo but nancy is NOT book smart, she is street smart, and highly logical - she predicts human behavior scientifically, not socially

-"good cheekbones" owen lmfaoooooo

-so in the first ep nancy breaks into ryans house and this ep ryan breaks into hers right back 😂

-"take me to the velvet masque" so now ryan takes lucy and nancy, but he hesitates for nancy after what happened to lucy --> trying to stop her going in and then lucy appearing trying to warn nancy about ryan/the "bad thing" (celia) but lucy still kinda blames ryan for that one

-HOW does bess manage to make a white t-shirt and jeans look sooooooo good

-"so go help that person!" GEORGE lmfaooo

-"are we good?" ohhhh nancy. read the room sweetie. (she cant i know she cant)

-wonder if this poor guy w the chocolates sees nick and george across from him and thinks of himself and victoria lmaoooo

-"he must not know the whole story" ryan is always kept in the dark about everything, all the time which is ironic af bc nancy is always after knowledge at any price

-interesting that ryan only really "sees" lucy fully (at first) in nancys house

-ryan's foreshadowing: "if anything happens to you, you're not my responsibility" / "everett should have thought of that before he kicked me out of the family" / "your father is trying to teach you a lesson" by everett rejecting lucy and therefore nancy, ryan's little family was kicked out 20 years ago and ryan now completes the circle (this goes w his "steering ship" comments from the dinner ep)

-so honestly, how are the crew standing out so badly at this event?? its fucking dark and most people wear masks. is it that bloodhound rich nose that can smell a fake chanel a mile away? curious.

-owen + nancy / shades of blue (destined to be melancholy)

-sooooo nancy and owen's age difference. owen was 5 in 1999 and nancy was born in 2000 soooo hes only 5ish years older than her. so 19 and 26. (for reference ryan was 17/18 in 1999 and is now 37/38, and tiffany was 28 as laura said, and george is equal to nancy.) 🤷🏼‍♀️i honestly kinda love owen/nancy fight me on it.

-"please tell me you're not here to steal the coins" foreshdowing s2 "i have been trying to warn you all day"

-lucy was a creative writing hoe, we would've vibed so hard tbh

-BESS your gay ass just tanked the mission 😂

-"Luce?" 🥺😔

-damn lucy can't decide if she likes him or hates him 😂

-UNPOPULAR OPINION: "i had this one good thing in my life and i ruined it" i think men genuinely feel like this a LOT. living in the past, bringing it w them to the present, thinking they only had it good way back when. something about never reclaiming former glory/kinda tox masc but a lot of emotion in it too. like goodness in the present is unattainable. i mean ryan is like 38 so that midlife crisis tho? 😕

-"...carson drew." ryan and nancy almost share their looks of despair as they realize that carson is involved / makes me think of s2 ending when nancy says ryan "could use a dad" or something

-"looks like i missed some things" as always nancy lmfaoooo like. "what we were looking for?" no sis. no honey. not at fucking all. 🤦🏼‍♀️

-either owen fell in love with nancy at first sight or he pounced on her real quick at that gala bc damn 👀

-bess and lisbeth are the cutest 😭💙🙈

and lastly

-"my heart belongs to a certain mechanic with very good cheekbones" honestly sis why would you say it like that?? that word choice and phrasing leaves me all off. like what a combination tease to owen and backhanded compliment to nick all in one

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Once Bitten, Twice Stupid prt 109

109

109

   “Relax. It’s Mami”

Keith had forgotten how to walk. Like when you’re being examined by a doctor and they tell to you walk normally but in that exact moment you have no memory of this walking normally business

“It’s because it’s Mami. What’s if she hates me?”

Lance swatted Keith hand away from here he was trying make his jacket collar sit properly

“Dude, you are the son she always wanted. I’m the son she got stuck with”

“But I got her son pregnant. I took your virtue...”

“You mean you railed my arse into next year as you knocked me up? I’m pretty sure she knows how that first bit works”

Lance was stressing now they’d arrived. He’d been stressing picking them perfect flowers, the stressing when Keith had to pull over so he could throw up. He was nervous, Lance was stressed, this was going to go great

“Babe, you’re getting cranky”

“Because she’s my mum... do you know how I worked to sleep through not having this conversation?”

“I knew you were faking!”

“I’m weird enough... oh, god. I hope she doesn’t ask how I’m supposed to give birth. I don’t even know how it’s going to come out!”

  Keith hung his head. They weren’t even out the car park and they were both acting like fools

“You wanted to see Mami. We’re going to see Mami”

Lance whined softly at him, tugging on Keith’s left arm

“I know... let me nervous”

“I’m nervous too. I’ve still got work after this an a fear I’m about to be orphaned again”

“Mami’s not going to keel over!”

“I didn’t say she would. I meant more like she’d boot me to the curb and take her walker to my head”

Lance nodded, an action that wasn’t exactly reassuring

“Babe!”

“What? I could see her doing that, but not to you”

“Your reassurance fills me with confidence”

“Mami loves you, it’ll be fiiiiiiine”

  It was fine for Lance. He’d had 45 years with Mami. Keith also had the suspicion his boyfriend had jerked off in the shower. Lance didn’t usually take 10 minute showers, not unless they were fooling around. Having a vampire for a boyfriend did give him the advantage when it came to shower sex. None of this not so sexy freezing his arse off. He missed shower sex... Now Lance was dressed neatly in black skinny jeans, a white dress shirt and cardigan. Keith dressed also in black skinny leg jeans, though he wore a black button up shirt and his leather jacket... he kind of looked ready for his inevitable funeral.

  Signing them in, Lance managed to spell his own name wrong. Starting with a “K” instead of an “L”. Yeah. This was going to be a long trip. He’d already walked into the doorframe, after pulling instead of pushing. Keith scrubbing his face with his hand in secondhand embarrassment, then feeling his stomach bottom out once they got to the sign in book. Lance didn’t seem to have noticed that Luis was signed in. Keith didn’t know if he could possibly keep his temper if Luis so much as breathed. Not with how protective of Lance he was feeling. He’d fucked up so badly, and was determined not to let Lance feel like that again.

  Following Lance through the centre, Miriam was sitting at one of the activities tables playing cards with Luis and a man he didn’t recognise by name, but knew from his looks exactly who he was. Marco. The middle brother. Okay, so it might be wrong, but if Lance ever grew older he hoped he looked more like Marco than Luis

“Mis hijos!”

Mami dropped her hand of cards down, Luis sighing. Marco pushing his chair back as he rose to his feet. He was smiling... smiling wasn’t awful? Lance stalled beside him, mumbling softly

“Marco...”

“Been a while baby brother... Time’s been kind to you”

“I didn’t know you were back”

  And just like that Lance was on guard again

“Mami talks about this place so much that I thought I’d see if for myself”

“Marco!”

Luis scolded his brother, the way he said the man’s name said it all

“Would you three stop it. Keith, so good to see you again. Come sit by this old lady. These two cheat at cards”

Fucking awkward as fuck. Without Lance explaining that “mijo” was a contraction of “mis hijo” he wouldn’t have got what the extra “s” was on about.

  Towing Lance around the table, Keith snagged an empty chair for his boyfriend. His Mami hadn’t really said hello to Lance, Lance looking very lost as Keith sat him between him and Miriam purely to keep him from sitting closer to his two brothers. Marco asking

“Sooooooo, who’s this?”

He even sounded like Lance. Like an older Lance. Dressed casually, Marco seemed to be “beach bum” personified with his Hawaiian shirt over his blue single, and his black board shorts. Around his neck was a single necklace, a ring and small carved surfboard pendant on the chain. Mami smiled proudly

“This is Keith. Isn’t he handsome? Our Lance snagged a good one when he snagged him. Keith, this is Marco. His not as cranky as Luis but he has his moments”

  Marco held his hand out, Keith forced to take it, his fingers nearly crushed in the firmness of the handshake. Marco definitely testing him. He wasn’t about to be scared off. He was there to see Miriam, with Lance, who really needed his mother right now. Marco released his hand, eyes on Lance

“Damn, man. You haven’t changed a day. Bet you love looking like that. I turn my back and you’ve gone and got yourself a boyfriend”

“Marco, you leave Lance be. He’s only been out of hospital a couple of days and doesn’t need you being bratty”

  Marco raised his hands in defeat, shaking his head. He really was so much like Lance that it bordered creepy  

“Didn’t mean anything by it. Just saying dating a vampire isn’t everyone’s thing. It’s been years, Mami”

Casting a glance to Lance, Mami’s flowers seemed in danger. Plucking the bouquet out of Lance’s hands, Keith placed it on the table, before taking Lance’s hand in his

“It’s fine. I know about Lance being a vampire. I’m a Vatican approved Vampire and Werewolf hunter based here in Platt”

Two could play this game. Luis crossed his arms, feathers ruffled as he was knocked down a peg

“That’s a thing?”

“Yep. I don’t scare easily, though Lance isn’t scary at all, are you, babe?”

  Lance stared down at their hands. Maybe Keith was taking it too far by not letting himself be bullied. Mami didn’t care

“Keith has been so good for Lance. Plus, he’s such a hottie. All the ladies here are in love with him and Lance. Both of them very patient with us old geese”

“Some of us have all the time in the world”

Lance pushed his chair back at Luis’s comment

“Sorry, I need to use the bathroom”

  That could have gone better. Keith should have followed him, but Mami gave him a look that told him to stay put as Lance walked away

“Must you antagonise him? Both of you. That was unacceptable. Marco, I thought you’d know better. Now, I’m disappointed in both of you. Keith, would you mind bringing those flowers along. I can see it in your eyes that you and Lance have something you need to tell me”

Luis wasn’t happy

“You see them more than you see us... Marco tried to see you last week and now we find out Lance was in hospital. You owe us an explanation”

“Your brother was in an accident. The details of which I don’t believe I should tell you lest you hold it over him. I’m old and I’m tired, Luis. You all used to be so happy when you were younger. Marco, I’m sorry, dear, but you’re as much to blame. Now, you can come back tomorrow. Keith and Lance have to come to visit, it’d be nice if the next time we all see each other if you could make the effort to be mature. We could have had a nice game of cards. Keith would make an excellent strip poker player”

  Miriam winked at him. Keith felt kind of weird about being designated the family stripper. Mami didn’t let anyone hold her back... and any thoughts of feeling bad about interrupting the game went out the window when both brothers had gotten snarky

“Sorry, Keith, maybe next time, bro. I’d love to know how my brother snagged you”

Luis didn’t look pleased but that wasn’t unusual nor was it his problem. His problem was his pregnant boyfriend that couldn’t deal with this not so touching reunion

“Lance will be in my room, no need to fret”

   Lance was indeed in Mami’s room. Sitting on her bed he was staring at family photo. Shuffling over with her walker, Mami sat herself down next to him, Keith awkward as he held her flowers

“You didn’t run far”

Lance snorted at his Mami

“Sorry. I wasn’t expecting to see Marco after so long”

“He’s staying with Luis at the moment. Something to do with that job of his. Now, I know you and Keith are hiding something from me...”

Miriam took the photo frame from Lance, smiling as she ran her fingers over the glass

“... you kids were always such trouble. Always getting into scraps and coming home with bruises... Those days are my fondness memories...”

“That one was taken in Cuba, wasn’t it?”

Mami nodded

“Shortly before we left... Do you remember it?”

“I remember Aunt Sarah calling all of Gerald and praying for our souls... It was the first time I heard Veronica say “fuck”, but I’d already started to forget before the bite”

Mami chuckled

“Veronica had some very strong opinions of moving here. She’s still as stubborn and wild spirited as she was as a little girl”

“Veronica ran the household like an army general, Mami... I remember times when you had no idea what to do with her”

“But we never stopped her from being herself or encouraging her. Now, tell this old bird what’s going on. Both of you look more jumpy than a cat with worms”

  Keith wasn’t sure what that had to do with things, Lance sighing at his Mami

“Mami, you know how I’ve been going through some stuff since I fed on Keith... well... something else has happened”

“You can’t fool me into thinking it was just an accident. Now spit it out, I’ve only got so long in this world and I’d like to hear what you have to say before I pop off the mortal coil”

Lance sighed again. Usually Mami was much softer but he knew she was worried about her baby boy

“Well... I’m pregnant”

Mami let out a chuckle, Lance looked kind of hurt. Keith finally moving over to place the flowers down on Mami’s bed, feeling overly protective of his boyfriend

“It’s not a joke, Mami. Lance is a special type of vampire... that’s why he was in hospital at VOLTRON”

  Mami placed the photo down beside her, before placing her hand on Lance’s

“My dear boy... at this stage I thought nothing in the world could surprise me... Has Coran confirmed it?”

Lance reached for Keith’s hand, Keith half hugging his boyfriend as he answered for the both of them

“Yeah... Lance had a bad reaction to contraceptives and when Coran tested his blood. He’s had an ultrasound and has another in a couple of days...”

  Mami squeezed Lance’s hand, his boyfriend still wouldn’t look at her

“Now the both of you have baby jitters... My sweet boys. A baby is nothing to fear. You should have seen Lance’s father. He was beside himself, a mess of excitement and worry. He didn’t know what to do. Things were very different then. You got on did what you had to do around it, but he was very careful. Worried I was made of glass. Absolutely infuriating, I’ll tell you”

Tearfully Lance asked her softly

“How are you okay?”

“Lance, you’ve been a vampire a long time now. I’ve seen many things and met many people. This baby might have come as a shock, but you’re my precious son. We’ve come this far together. How far along are you now?”

Keith forced himself to ease back, to let Lance say whatever it was he needed to tell his mother

“About 5 weeks...”

“Ah, still very early, and very early for you to find out. And you want to keep it?”

“I... yeah... I think but I nearly lost it once”

“Close calls can be quite scary. I nearly lost Rachel... but you, you were always a fighter. As soon as you could move you were off and moving, my little Lance”

“You never told me about Rachel”

“Ah... it was harvest season, I collapsed in the heat. Jorge was beside himself... You worry too much about me, and not nearly enough about you. How do you feel?”

“Tired. I’m sick of throwing up, but Coran says I have to keep eating for the sake of the baby”

   Mami moved her hand from Lance’s to wrap her arm around him, Lance leaning into her as she kissed his hair

“He’s a wise man, that Coran. Always been happy and always been very proud of you. He’s told me all about the soft spot he has for you. You better be listening to him”

“Yes, Mami. And Keith...”

His Mami let out a soft chuckle

“How is the dad to be? I expect you’re feeling first baby jitters more so than Lance here”

“He is. He’s doing all he can, but I lost my shit at him earlier”

“That’s because it’s a very emotional time for the pair of you... You need to talk. You might feel awful about the things that need to be said, but there’s no room for misunderstanding when there’s a baby to consider. Jorge and I got into some pretty bad fights, he was convinced he’d drop one of you on your heads or leave you in the chicken pen. He was wonderful when you kids were little. You all made him so happy. You made me so happy. Has the morning sickness started?”

“Not really... just, you know, I can’t eat without it coming back up”

“Ahhh... yes. You’re rather limited with your diet. Growing a baby takes a lot of time and patience. Some days you feel like the world is against you. Some days you don’t want to move at all. Some days you’ll find the smallest of things bringing you to tears, but it’s all worth it to hold your baby for the first time... I’ll never forget holding you. You were so active, then so quiet when you came out. After 4 kids, you practically walked out the door... There wasn’t any of this pelvic floor business when I was birthing you. Now, when’s this ultrasound?”

“On Tuesday... do... can you be there?”

“I can, if that’s okay with Keith. He’s the one who’s going to be there more than I ever could”

“Don’t say that... Mami... I’m so sorry... I... fucked up everything and... I... wasn’t going to tell you until after the scan and I’m scared I’m going to lose it... I’m not normal”

“You stop that, you hear me. You’re my precious boy with a heart too big for this world”

“But... won’t this make things complicated?”

“You leave that to me. I might be old but I can still whip your siblings into shape. Never underestimate an old woman and her slippers”

  Lance snorted, nuzzling into his Mami

“I still live in fear of those pink slippers of yours. I’ll never forget the time Rachel poured nail polish on the mat in the living room...”

“That girl was a terror. The stories I could tell. Her sneaking out to see her latest boyfriend. She never thought we knew until your father nailed her window shut”

“I remember that. She came in through my room...”

“And you both got the slipper for it. You’re going to be okay, mijo... and you too, Keith. This baby might not have been planned, but you’ll grow together, learn together. I feel it in my waters”

  Keith didn’t have these stories like Lance did... He felt out of place. Krolia didn’t know, and he doubted she’d be supportive, like Mami was. He found himself asking

“How do you stop being scared?”

“That one takes some time. Take day step at a time, and don’t forget to love each other along the way. All couples fight. No couple is as perfect as they seem, but it’s what you do after you fight. There’s nothing more important than an apology. Don’t let the things fester between you. And when you’re in doubt drawn comfort and strength from each other. You see the best in each other that you yourself might not think is there. My son found happiness in you, and you and in he. Things won’t always be easy, but approach them as a team and your troubles won’t be so bad. You’re a kind man, Keith. You remind me of my Jorge. I bet you’ve been panicking over this as hard as Lance, feeling like you’ve done something horribly wrong. You haven’t. You’ve made an old girl like me happy by showing this one he’s not the monster he thinks he is. Heavens knows how stubborn he is”

“He is pretty stubborn”

“All of them were. Now, come here and give me a hug. You look terribly uncomfortable standing like that”

    *

Mami always gave the best advice. Working her magic on both of them. Lance holding Keith’s hand with both of his as they walked back to Shiro’s car. When he’d seen Marco interacting with Keith, he’d felt jealous. Luis wouldn’t touch Keith with a ten foot pole and then some, Marco shaking his hand as if it was his right. Resting his head against his boyfriend’s arm, he felt better for seeing Mami. He hoped Keith did too... He’d really lost his shit at him before and was mortified over all the yelling he’d done.

  “I wish I didn’t have to get back to work”

“I wish you didn’t either. You didn’t even have time to take a nap”

Keith sighed at him. His boyfriend had something to say and wasn’t saying it to him or to Mami. Lance guessing what it was

“You’re thinking about Krolia, aren’t you?”

“Why didn’t Mami ask about her?”

“Because she knows that’s your business. She wants you to feel ready to talk to her when the time is right”

“I don’t know how I’m going to tell her”

“We can do it together? Or we can have Mami there? Or if you want you can talk to her alone. I’ll support what you choose”

“I don’t know what to choose”

“Then think about it. Let me know when you know, or if it happens, I won’t be mad”

“You were pretty mad this morning”

Lance blushed in shame

“I was a total shit to you. I really wasn’t cool at all”

“You have a lot going on”

“Not as much as you do. It’s hard seeing you scared and I know you close down, but it...”

“Was hard?”

Lance nodded

“Yeah. I mean... like whenever we’re together we’re always touching, and then you didn’t want to touch me there and I freaked out thinking that you were done with me”

  Keith sighed, pulling Shiro’s keys out his pocket

“I’m not done with you. I’m just... caught in the past”

“I know. I shouldn’t have lost it at you because you were trying to respect me”

“And you should have pointed out I was being a douche”

“It’s okay now”

Keith bumped him lightly with his hip

“You totally jerked off, didn’t you?”

Lance’s cheeks burned harder. Yep. He couldn’t deny it

“Yeah... didn’t really help but whatever”

“What do you mean it didn’t help?”

It’d been more of a chore than pleasure, just something to get rid of the throbbing between his legs

“The reason I want you touch me is because it’s you. I look at you and my body reacts... you’ve turned me into a total pervert”

“I’m sorry I’m not ready”

Keith didn’t need to be sorry, the vampire simply wished he’d been able to tell Lance sooner. Maybe if he hadn’t been a self centred butt nugget he would have?

“It’s okay. My dick totally has a mind of its own...”

“Would blood help? Fresh blood. Coran said...”

Coran needed to stop putting ideas in Keith’s head, and let Keith work his own thoughts and feelings out first

“Coran says a lot of things. Let’s head home and go from there”

“Babe...”

“Keith, there’s today and tomorrow, then we’re going to see Coran again... and we can talk to him then... until then, please stop worrying so much about blood”

  Keith pulled away from him, Lance seemed to have stepped on some mental landmine. Clenching his fits, his boyfriend stared down at the ground

“Keith?”

“It’s my baby”

Yeah? Who else’s was did he think it was?

“Yeah, babe. It’s your baby”

“So why is it okay for you to rely on other people’s blood and not mine? Why is my blood never good enough... even when you’re carrying my baby you won’t let me help you”

Oh...

“Babe, it’s not like that”

“But it is. Some stranger’s blood is keeping you alive and moving... why can’t it be mine? Why is someone else’s blood better than mine? You only feed on me when your a bat or in heat... why won’t you let me help you?”

  Using a little of his speed, Lance moved to stand in front of Keith, taking his face in his hands

“I can’t feed on you consciously because you are my world. You. If I feed to much, or too often, you’re going to be sick... You’re not my pet, you’re my partner, and you take care of me so fucking well... When I have fresh blood I’m an arsehole with way too much energy. I’m scared to feed on you because I’m in love with you”

“You say you know I won’t hurt you... but I know you won’t hurt me. I want to help. I want to give you my energy... I want... my blood to... be good”

Keith was breaking his heart now

“Your blood is good. Your blood is so good. You’re so good... but what if I fed on you too much? What if because of me you can’t work? What if me feeding on you leaves you weakened and you can’t protect yourself? And what if I can’t stop?”

“But you do... when we... you do... I don’t... want you having to live a half life off other peoples blood when you’re growing our baby... I want... to be wanted”

“You are wanted. You are the single most wanted man by me in existence... I know you’ve been like this a while, offering me your blood, but you’ve been bottling up how much it annoys you, haven’t you?”

“Sometimes I think about it... but I guess... I guess seeing your family really made me think about blood... family isn’t about blood... but today... I want to be your boyfriend you can rely on to be there. I don’t want you think I’m going to leave you alone like your brothers... I want my blood to be more than our baby”

Lance sighed softly, leaning up and kissing Keith on the forehead

“I know this is hard for you. But... I’m... I worry that if I feed on you I won’t be who I am anymore... that my ego will slip out of control and I won’t be the man you love anymore. I know you want to support me. I know you’d offer me your neck in an instant... and I know you trust me... but you’ve seen how fresh blood can affect me. I practically pounced on you when you fed me in my first heat and your hips were sore for days. I love you and your blood... but I get it more now than ever. You don’t want your baby surrounded by a strangers blood... that’s what it really is. You humans are so fragile, babe. You can’t feed me what I need for days. Vampires get too hungry, that’s why most pets are weakened or why their not the only pet belonging to their master”

“Then... then how... how do I help you?”

“We can talk to Coran? He’s the only one I know who we can talk to about all this. Maybe if we tell him what’s been going on in our heads, he can help us figure it out?”

  Keith threw his arms around, Lance pleasantly surprised by the affection

“I just want to be in our baby’s life”

“Dude, you will be. Who’s hand do you think I’m going to be holding when it comes to getting this little out of me? You can break my heart and chop me into a zillion little pieces and I wouldn’t deny you access... Even... even if you have to leave, for work or whatever, I’m going to be taking videos and telling them all about their daddy. You lost your dad too young, but that doesn’t mean the same will happen to you. They will know you and who you are Keith Kogane. I will never ever let them forget you”

Keith sighed softly at him

“Thank you...”

“Sometimes you just need to hear the words...”

“Yeah...”

“You’re so much better with your words these days. I’m proud of you”

“I’m lucky to have you”

“I’m the lucky one... and you should probably let me go now. You’ve stirred up the monster”

  Keith sniffled as he chuckled, pulling back

“I’m going to make it up to you... when we know it’s okay”

“I’m counting on it... and counting the places I expect to be bent over”

His boyfriend turned beet red, adjusting himself as he tried to turn away. They we’re definitely weirdos for popping random boners in the car park of a nursing home

“That’s not fair”

“Sure it is. You can make a list of all the things you want to try”

“Shut up. You’re making it worse”

Lance started towards the passenger side door of Shiro’s car, throwing over his with a wink

“Just remember to think of me when you’re jerking off at work”

Keith groaned at him, very awkwardly shuffling to the car. Both of them were stupid horny lived up idiots, and Lance was not helping things at all. The ultrasound couldn’t come sooner.

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RWBY Remarks: Shipping the Ace Ops

This just in. The squiggle meister really, really LIKES the Ace Ops!

Their characters already intrigued me from the first episode of V7. But now that I’ve gotten a little bit more screentime with them, I really like these guys. They seem like a cool bunch and I’m looking forward to seeing how they interact with JNR_RWBY during their time in Atlas.

I mean, they’re no Team FNKI (and I pray they show up at least once for V7 especially for when the group go out partying) but the Aces are cool.

So that being said, since I like the Aces so much, it was only a matter of time before I chose my favourites of the bunch. That will be Marrow and Elm, thank you very much. 

Marrow is good boy (even though he lies which is the point). Oscar may be best boy but can we all agree that Marrow is good boy. Such a good boy. I hope someone pats  him on the head and naturally he lies and tries to act all nonchalant and tsundere like he doesn’t like it but his tail betrays the fact that he really loves getting his head scratched. Can you pet the good boy in RWBY? I hope you can. 

Next up is Elm: Elm is such a big build-a-bear of sweetness that I can’t help but adore her. She’s so cute!

She only had like two lines in this entire episode and already she has joined the ranks of my favourites 

I want her to interact with Oscar sooooooo badly. Like Nora, I want Elm ato have a big sisterly affectionate love for Oscar so that most of their interacts involve Elm either trying to squish Oscar’s freckled cheeks or lift him up like he’s bread to her and give him one giant crushing bear hug. Please make it happen show.

So yeah Big Buff Barefoot Build-A-Bear and Good Boy are favourites from the Aces. And since I like the Aces enough to have favourites already, naturally I’m going to have ships to go with it. Yes. I started shipping the Aces..with each other of course.

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Bunny Bites (Harriet x Marrow) 

Folks in the FNDM over here shipping Harriet and Yang, meanwhile my chocolate-coated squiggly behind is shipping Harriet and Marrow. 

By the way Harriet snickered at Marrow’s adorkable little tail wag moment (such a Good Boy) and his sort of agitate embarassed reaction to her laughing at him made me think there might be a little something-something between those two. Maybe.

If I had to guess their dynamic, I’d say that Marrow and Harriet are probably super competitive with each other especially Harriet since that seems to be her thing (Tortoise and the Hare, am I right?). 

However at the core of their relationship, Marrow secretly has crush on Harriet but because he’s a pathological liar (the Boy Who Cried Wolf) and a bad one at best, Harriet doesn’t take his advances or attempts at flirting with her seriously; even though she low-key likes him too.

I’m imagining them like Wally West and Artemis in S1 of Young Justice. They have chemistry and clearly like-like each other but they’re both too stubborn to admit even though it’s obvious to the rest of their group. I’ll need more info on them to see if my hunch about them is correct. 

But for now, I’m on the Marrow and Harriet ship :D I don’t know what to call their ship though. I’m thinking of calling it “Bunny Bites” for now.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Elm and Vine (Elm x Vine) 

I’m also starting to ship Elm and Vine since someone shared a post yesterday talking about the two possibly taken inspiration from The Elm and the Vine. It’s said that pruned elm trees act as vine supports and thus, this was taken as a symbol of marriage.

So perhaps we might see Elm and Vine of the Ace Ops being a couple who work really well together as symbol of their bond. Another power couple whose relationship contends with Ren and Nora. 

Imagine Nora and Ren learning about love and teamwork from observing Elm and Vine and thus, this strengthens both their relationship as a couple and their dynamic as teammates on the battlefield.

At first I pegged Elm and Harriet to be a couple when I first mused about the Aces. But now I’m seeing that Elm and Vine might be a couple given their fairy tale inspiration, not to mention that their whole aesthetic is awfully close to Ren and Nora.

We got Vine over here looking like a monk with  tattooed symbols and prayer beads. And then there’s Ms Elm, big buff and barefooted wielding a mighty hammer.

If Elm and Vine are indeed a couple then I am all for it. They can double date with Ren and Nora. Nora is my second favourite female character (after Ruby and before Penny) and I’m already loving Elm---she’s so adorable! I can’t wait to see these two gals interact and I can’t wait to see Elm and Ren react to their girlfriends  meeting each other and becoming friends. 

This squiggle meister is all in for powerful hammer-wielding ladies who could probably break their tall Shaolin-inspired pacifist boyfriends in half but they never will because their love for them is stronger than they are. 

Ren and Nora’s relationship was already pretty sweet before they officially got together-together in V4. So I’m hoping Elm and Vine are just as cute. I hope it’s the type of relationship where Elm is pretty outgoing and sweet until you make her angry and Vine is the only one who can calm her down with his love and support. That’d be precious.

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As for Clover Ebi---I don’t ship Clover with anyone. He’s the cheese that stands alone for me. I see Clover as the Dad of the Aces because he apparently looks to be the oldest of the team. He’s got eye bags in his character design so y’know what that means, folks?

 The glue that leads and holds these ragtag bunch of kids together and keeps them well in check. Plus it’d be cute if Clover is already in a relationship but his partner isn’t in the military.

 I can see that. But who know’s. Anyways, that’s all I got to say for today. Cheerios FNDM fam!

~LittleMissSquiggles (2019)

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LDWS Week 1 Voting

Guys! Voting is HERE! As of right now, voting will stay open until Monday at 6pm EST. You all have 1 vote for most favorite and 1 vote for least favorite drabbles. Participants are encouraged to vote, but you may NOT vote for yourselves! I should explain a bit more how this works, I guess. The winner isn't decided by whoever gets the most most fav votes. Each most fav vote gets +1. Each least fav gets -1. Once those are tallied, a winner will be determined. If there's a tie, there will be a tie breaker so that there is one winner and one person eliminated. Please, try not to vote on a drabble just because you like a pairing. Take into account the quality of the writing and how well it fits the prompt! When you vote, just send me a message stating the number and the title of the drabbles. Do not send messages on anon. The prompt this week was "Well that was a bad idea" and had to be between 440-450 words.

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reaction post typed while watching SPN 14x06 “Optimism”

bisexual DEAN + COCKS, I cannot believe that actually happened

02:03pm

i’m a day late but SO READY

charlie and sam!!!! i saw a couple promos, one with a screaming girl and jack and dean (oh whoop just typing that makes me think of the youtube duo jack & dean, somehow i never noticed that before??)

i’m having trouble looking at screens and stuff (vestibulitis, i believe) so i’m nauseous and dizzy, and just gonna take breaks as needed~

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02:07

rEALLY like the visual and sound edits on the recap !!!

......one minute later as the recap ends, i realise how ridiculous it is that i’m like “hey!!! the people who make this show professionally actually made something good!!!”

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02:09

............ARE THEY KIDDING

ANOTHER ONE???? STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT????

YEAH OKAY

I’M HERE FOR IT

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02:10

AND THE MICHAEL HAT

what is going on

old man clearly has the hearteyes for the girl who says hello EVERY SINGLE DAY ..... just sayin

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02:12

am i just gonna see this entire season as a series of destiel aus now??? because now girl-cas is sorting books in the library and i am PUMPED

you sort those books girl!!!!! yeah!!!!!

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02:13

the frills on her shirt look like wings

uuugrhguh i love this ??? because in a weird way it’s soooo damn close to seeing cas in a different costume

WISHLIST: PUT MISHA IN A FRILLY SHIRT

also adoring the fact they’re just going full-out with telling stories through fashion here.

like. i am a fan

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02:16

“arbour, it’s me!!!”

“winston, god”

wait wait i gotta check who wrote this.

ahh steve yockey, good

i checked because i was like “wait, that doesn’t seem like the deadly duo writing style, or name choice”

now it makes sense

.........well her name was harper but close enough

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02:18

how dare all three of these incredibly white people be so cute? why

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02:20

wiNSTON IS THE CUTEST MOST ADORABLE HUMAN ON THIS PLANET

but given the nature of this show, that makes me suspect he’s a vampire or something

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02:21

ohhhhkay that’s the music and the sequence from that spider man movie

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02:22

now i think he’s gonna die

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like. immediately

he’s gonna get hit by a car or something

oh god i can’t look

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02:23

................................yup

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02:26

jack: “maybe i’m allergic to sitting around doing nothing”

he is so much like cas

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02:26

dean: “cas is an insurance policy on those hunts”

OH GOD NOW I JUST REALISED HOW BADLY I WANT AN EPISODE OF JUST CAS HUNTING BY HIMSELF AND SOLVING A CASE ALL BY HIMSELF

also with jack. and with dean and sam. but CAS ALL BY HIMSELF

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02:28

h e l p

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02:29

jack: “we can be hunting buddies!!”

dean: “okay. A) don’t call it that--”

that little nervous huff though

WHY DEAN? IS THAT WHAT YOU AND CAS CALL EACH OTHER WHEN YOU NEED TIME ALONE? “HUNTING BUDDIES”

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02:33

“DICK’S RED ROOSTER DINER”

tell me that doesn’t sound like five-star “eat some penis cock here” signage

and dean drives up with his manly phallic symbol

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02:37

i love this woman for making dean make this face

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02:38

I GASPED OUT LOUD

ANYONE WHO DOUBTED ME ON THE PHALLIC DINER NAME BEING A BISEXUAL DEAN THING, CASE IN POINT

THAT IS THE MOST PHALLIC NON-PENIS OBJECT I HAVE EVER SEEN

(i have so many questions. did someone find it in a thrift store and keep it for years until they found the right way to use it? did they get it made specially? THAT THING EXISTED FOR THIS EXACT PURPOSE)

THERE’S A CAKE RIGHT THERE, WHICH IS A DEAN-LIKES-MEN THING (VS. DEAN-LIKES-WOMEN BEING PIE)

AND HE PUSHES IT AWAY WHEN THE LADY IS LIKE “DATING VS SEX, SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE THE SEX”

DEAN RESISTS THE SEX WITH MEN BECAUSE HE WANTS COURTING & DATING FIRST

WITH CAS

BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK ELSE

I am dying 

this symbolism is killing me

great!!!! i want to place an order for 3000 more of these please, thank you, i’ll pay in cash

fyi there is no doubt in my mind that dean is bi and knows it. he’s written as bi, the writers know it, the directors know it, the set decorators know it, and jensen knows it (he’s intelligent and he has a dirty mind, he knows exactly what that cock means. like, neither dean or jensen need need to know what “bi” means or remember what the flag looks like to know the concept and experience occasional attraction to men as a part of his personality)

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02:52

sam: “that wing man was you”

charlie: “no it wasn’t”

rainbow in the background behind charlie’s head

no worries, she may be a different person but she’s still gay af

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02:53

the love of charlie’s life was kara/cara

i’m taking notes

C UPCAKE BaKERY !!!

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02:55

oh “tara” not kara or cara

.......oh man that is the worst backstory :c

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02:57

trust dean to be surrounded by cocks and be like “but i like pie women”

shoutout to that lil pink sugar box on the left

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02:59

headcanon: dean sniffs cocks before he puts them in his mouth

BUT SERIOUSLY THEY HAD HIM PUT A COCK IN HIS MOUTH. THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. VISUALLY. WE JUST SAW THAT HAPPEN WITH OUR OWN EYES.

WOMEN PIE IN ONE HAND AND MEN COCK IN THE OTHER ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I’M FUCKING REELING HERE

DEAN IS THE MOST BISEXUAL

HE STARTS WITH THE WOMEN PIE BUT THEN HE’S LIKE YEAH OKAY I’LL TRY THIS MEN COCK ... PRETTY GOOD YUP

I DIDN’T THINK THEY’D EVER TOP THE CAKE=MEN THING BUT THEY DID. THEY EVEN PUT THE CAKE AND THE COCK TOGETHER TO PAIR THEM TOGETHER AS SIMILAR METAPHORS (SEEN IN THAT EARLIER SCREENSHOT)

I’M NEVER TAKING CAPS LOCK OFF AGAIN

no but actually 911 hello yes this is obscene

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sidenote, this is reminding me slightly of my destiel chicken au Roost

three guesses why

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03:07

jack: “no, you back off, old man”

FOR SOME REASON I’M HARDCORE ROOTING FOR JACK RIGHT NOW

EVEN THOUGH THAT CLEARLY HURT DEAN’S FEELINGS

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03:12

harper’s apartment is #2

two people, takes two to tango

two of cups in tarot is new love/romance/relationship/friendship

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03:17

harper and jack getting along

was harper meant to be a cas parallel or was the trenchcoat just a visual thing at the start? because she wore a completely different coat when he brought jack to her place

i considered that her thing with the old man, paired with jack calling dean “old man” maybe made it a “dean’s getting older but cas is immortal” thing which makes me VERY SAD

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did dean just call vance “archie” ? as in archie comics? as in riverdale?

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i feel like there’s some form of symbolism in another man wrestling dean so he goes tumbling into a waterfall of romance novels

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03:32

“a brass nail dipped in sugar water can kill it”

sooooooo... something brass covered in soda

(edit: or just shoot it, okie dokie)

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03:37

harper: “it’s a little game we play”

well i mean... if you’re gonna be undead and magic, then this does seem like a fun kinky thing

seducing other boys and killing them

sure

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03:45

dean: “you know, jack, you’re pretty smart sometimes”

yeah

i love them both <3

also when dean said “love gets crazier that that” i expected jack to ask dean if he’d ever been in love

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03:47

OH MAN

that was a great episode 10/10 easily. my favourite episode from this season so far

my favourite part was dean + all the cocks

best part was sam comparing charlie to the musca and convincing her to stick around

i LOVED the two hunts, and getting to see two different teams doing unrelated things but enjoying both

i like that harper didn’t die

i love that charlie and sam saved the black guy and he didn’t die

idek what else to say, this was a fine piece of writing

and i can’t even complain about a lack of representation, really, since everyone besides dean/sam/jack either turned out dead or evil and that would just add to the representation problem

(BUT WHERE WAS CAS????????????? WHERE WAS CAS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? LITERALLY DON’T EVEN KNOW)

I am worried about jack but know he’ll ultimately be fine

I WILL NEVER BE OVER THE BISEXUAL DEAN THING THOUGH

THAT WAS A PYRAMID OF PURE 22 CARAT GOLD AND I LOVE EVERYONE WHO HAD A HAND IN CREATING THAT FOREVER. especially director richard speight jr, since i have the feeling he mostly concocted this himself since it was 100% visual and maybe not even in the script and he’s done unscripted penis jokes before