#please please PLEASE wash your hands

[queenimmadolla]

i’m a firm believer that Lisa Swallows did nothing wrong….but she murdered someone, buried someone, changed her pad, in that order—and never washed her hands bc the blood from the murder was still on her fingers when she was EATING CHIPS and hanging with her dad on the couch.

girl. no wonder the Creature was handing her soap in the dream sequence, AND SHE STILL COULDNT TAKE THE HINT!

[tortuga-stims]

A Sonic the Hedgehog themed stimboard to remind you to stay hydrated!!

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Image descriptions: 9 square images in a 3 by 3 grid, with all except the center image, which is static, being moving gifs.

1: A hand holding and then spinning a piece of ice shaped like a fidget spinner, with three round prongs extending from a circle.

2: A hand swirling a blue drink and ice cubes inside a clear plastic cup.

3: A hand holding a small plastic water bottle with a label that says “I’M A LI’L COOLER” with an illustration of two water bottles with faces wearing sunglasses inside a cooler.

4: An opaque reusable water bottle with a black to blue gradient covered in various stickers of Sonic characters being run under a stream of water from a sink.

5: A static image of Sonic Adventure 2 key art of Sonic wearing his SOAP shoes appearing to be mid-run. It has been edited so he is holding a reusable water bottle. The background is a blue water texture.

6: A European hedgehog lapping up water from a light pink container outdoors at night.

7: A glass partially filled with ice having water be poured into it.

8: A reusable cup with a straw made of clear plastic decorated with a pattern of classic Sonic’s head, rings, and blue stars, being filled with a blue drink.

9: A rainbow colored collapsible silicone water bottle being collapsed and expanded repeatedly.

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[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

[khihi]

list of things JO have caused controversies over so far:

weak salt

bolognaise risotto

where does the washing machine go

how do you eat kiwis

[side-sidecast]

the idea of "sending a message to biden" is just so intrinsically flawed... like what is he going to do? not being elected will make him realise the error of his ways and he will fix everything with... the presidency he no longer has?

or will trump see why biden didnt get reelected and and do a 180 so he can have a second term? oh wait this *is* his second term

[91divoc]

drawing everything but references. James pissed Edward off because he keeps complaining about needing to wash the coal dust off his hand.

[vicisbookishblog]

Manifesting a bit early because I can't watch F1 today... 🥲🥺

Also manifesting for myself because I have an exam in a few hours that will decide if I can continue studying. 🤡 (Drittversuch wuhuuuuu)

I will get drunk after that so please Ferrari don't fuck it up, McLaren do your best and let's see the Honey Bagder smile. And to the rest of my favs all the best too. (It's hard if you like so many drivers 😂)

[omtai]

just had a couple mildly inconveniencing things happen so not a big deal but they were in such quick succession that it’s a miracle i didn’t immediately become the joker and kill everybody. Everybody please join hands and pray for me

[xhanisai]

The Claw design has grown on me but I love Emodrien. But you cannot tell me that OG Adrien wouldn't be able to break Emodrien like a twig, even if he may be apologizing for it

If Emodrien can't be broken by baby August, let alone OG Adrien, then he's not worthy of the emo title

[turtletaubwrites]

Possibly the most adorable OCD moment I’ve ever had 😅:

Partner: *watches me wash my hands after I get home from a long day*

“Wow, it’s so pretty when you do that. It looks like your hands are dancing.” (um, hello? what a fuckin cutie! 🥺)

Me, and my fucking OCD/neurospicy ass bullshit: *deadpans*

“Thanks, it’s the CDC recommended guidelines for handwashing.”

Now I’m literally trying not to examine his handwashing technique. Y’all. Dear. Fuckin. LORDS!

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please…

If you put the soap on your hands and IMMEDIATELY RINSE IT OFF 😩😩😩😩😩😩 gods, please put a lil water on your hands first, and a scrub a dub dub your fingies before your rinse off the thing that’s actually washing your hands!

This lil OCD havin nerd would actually give you a high five if you did that 😅✋

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Brazilian Grand Prix - Mark Webber

[distant-screaming]

Pee hand bfs real in every universe

[lostcryptids]

every time i watch a movie and the guys pee in the urinal and just walk out............

[gaytheropods]

I would start asking men if they wash their hands after using the men's room prior to shaking hands if it wouldn't get me on bad terms with every cis man on earth

[swarmcall]

@stargroved sent

pickpockets the bug boy

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[theriddeerler]

>> Hello Gotham ,

>> I’m about to loose my damn mind no time for green text .

>> My grandpa WILL NOT stop playing in the fucking kitchen trash can .

>> He touches all the trash with his hands , looks around in it very loudly while groaning and saying “THERE YA GO” , before going arm deep in and squishing it all down for 5 to 10 minutes and then proceeds to not wash his hands .

>> I am filled with so much rage . He does it a multiple times a day .

>> If you’re going to do this . If you have to . PLEASE DONT PUT THE DISHES AWAY AFTER TOUCHING THE TRASH . IM SOBBING .

>> Please grandpa , I beg you . Stop playing in the trash . You don’t need to touch the trash .

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