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I am disturbed by some of the palm-colored people I am seeing again now that I'm back in the US. Take me back to Barbados PLEASE
#this might get personal#I want to go to Togo/Ghana next summer after I get out of Phoenix#hopefully there I'll also have a great time seeing melanated people who look like me most of the time like I did in Barbados#only thing is that I have a grandma in Barbados but unfortunately my dad's parents have long since passed đ#it should still be a lovely trip though#please let me get this global entry so I can make good use of it đđŸđđŸđđŸ
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I want to ask you, Tumblr user @against-forms-recognizable if it's okay if my neighbourhood is bombed because I live in a homophobic country?
Would me saying that I'm also a queer help or make your decision harder?
I think I speak English pretty well, but I do have a lot of grammar errors and speak with an accent since English isn't my native tongue. I'm not sure if that would help you make your decision.
I love Kirby and I think heâs the cutest character Nintendo has made. Iâve read the Percy Jackson series since I was 12. I like to hang out with my friends, and we play D&D together. I like to watch sad movies and my sister will laugh and roll her eyes when I cry.
Is this enough proof of my humanity for you to say something if I get carpet-bombed? Â
Surely, committing genocide in my country and on my people is okay because the authority figures here would go insane if I kissed (let alone marry) another girl.
Clearly, I should leave my country! How dare I continue living here where my culture is. I donât have the money or resources to leave this country, but I must because I, as a queer, should not be living in this country. I shouldnât try to stay here and fix the issues like queer activists throughout European and USA history.
Surely, I should go to somewhere in Europe, where they clearly welcome me, a person from the global south, with open arms. Maybe I should lighten my skin? (Someone with skin-lightening tips please drop recs below đ I heard bleaching is all the rage.)
I would add the USA to the list of countries I could go to but âa record number of anti-LGBT bills have been introduced this yearâ so I guess that doesn't fit your criteria either.
 Source: CNN
But yes, clearly letâs allow Israel to bomb Palestine and thatâs okay with you because Palestine is homophobic right?
(ppsssttttt Israel isnât a great place for queers too.)
Source: i24news
Source: The Guardian
Source: Times of Israel
So by your logic, isn't the violence enacted by Hamas a good thing?
Maybe, just maybe, there isnât a single country that is free from homophobic rhetoric. Does that mean itâs okay to commit genocide? Eh, Iâll let you answer that for yourself.
If youâre a true ally for queer people worldwide, then I highly suggest you look up the term âpinkwashingâ. Here is an excerpt from the Wikipedia entry:
I also want to address a concern that you brought up here:
âAll of which is easier said than done. But if I was in Palestine, what choice would I, as a gay man who seeks my own liberation, have but to oppose Hamas or flee? There is no solidarity with people who desire your death.â
If you were in Palestine, you would be dead because the Israeli government is carpet bombing people. I'm sorry to let you know that they probably donât check to see if youâre holding a pride flag before bombing. Â
Moving on to my next point:
Your impression of advocacy work is faulty at best and harmful at worst.
Advocacy should not be transactional, itâs a moral obligation.
If BLM does not stand with womenâs rights movements, does that mean that non-POC women should not stand up for police brutality against POCs?
If advocacy was transactional, where were you when queer people in Southeast Asia were being prosecuted? When Southeast Asian queers were arrested? When we were sent to conversion camps?
The people of Palestine have stood for many issues including BLM. I'm sure you will able to find other global social causes they have supported online (but let's be real I'm already spoon-feeding you so many sources I'm sure you can find some on your own.)
You seem to be under the impression that queers living under homophobic rule should, in your words, "flee" if we are under homophobic rule. Where should we go? How should we go? Will your country welcome all of us? Â Â
Who is speaking up for the Palestinian queers? Yes, queer Palestinians exist. These are the same queers who post on Queering the Map which you can also find screenshots in this article but let me share 2 of them which shred my heart to pieces. Â
Let's break down what you said here:
Sabotage, theft, infiltration, deception, propaganda, attacks on infrastructure, assassination. Anything to remove the useful idiots in power that Israel placed there so they wouldn't be forced to continue bargaining with more sympathetic and reasonable Palestinian leadership.
âSabotage, theft, infiltration, deception, propaganda, attacks on infrastructure, assassinationâ all sound like things that the US government has done to rid of Osama bin Laden, an operation that took 40 minutes.
Do you think that the USA should have committed genocide and broken more international laws instead of sending in special ops teams? Maybe the Israeli government should take a page out of the tactics you mentioned to remove âterrorist organisationsâ instead of carpet-bombing people.
Also, about 50% of the population in Gaza are children and Hamas was voted in 2006, so do with that information what you will. Â Â
What Hamas did on October 7th is a tragedy. The Israeli government enacting genocide on the Palestinian civilians is also a tragedy.
Both things can be true at the same time.
But one side is continuing to carpet bomb civilians, not allowing humanitarian aid, and treating a list of war crimes like a to-do list.
Now I want to address this line from the initial post:
"if you're there - what other choice do you have?"
Youâre under the impression that there are other things that could have been done right?
To fully understand this, let's get some context and look at SOME of the crimes that the Israeli government were knowingly committing against the Palestinian people.
Israel skinbanks and organ harvesting â a non-consensual organ harvesting committed by the Israeli Forensics Institute against mostly Palestinians. You can find excerpts of the journal article below in this tumblr post I made.
Israeli settlers stealing the homes of Palestinians and justifying it by saying, "if I donât steal your home, someone else will steal it"
All the abuses that Palestinians face in Israeli custody. In that same linked article, it says that there are currently more than 10,000 Palestinians in Israeli custody.
Activists and human rights groups have been calling Israel an apartheid state for years just cause how they treat Palestine
This is just a small small list of the atrocities that Israel has committed against the Palestinian people for decades.
The Palestinians have gone the peaceful route. They were greeted with gunfire from the Israeli Defence Forces.
Source: Amnesty International
October 7 did not happen in a vacuum. If an abused person attacks their abuser, would that be unprovoked violence too? Â
I leave you with this final thought:
If Israel has the right to self-defence through violent methods, then why is that same right not granted to Palestinians? Why are the victims of decades of oppression and colonisation held to higher standards than their oppressors?
What do you do when the peaceful methods have time and time again not worked?
I highly suggest you read history of Korea, South Africa, Haiti, and Ireland to understand the brutality of colonialism and how people are driven to desperation. Read the history as written by the people from those places, not some âcleanedâ version by their colonisers. Please reaccess your biases and reevaluate why you might have them.
I do hope that you made those comments due to a lack of information and context rather than a lack of empathy â one of those problems is easier to solve than the other.
In conclusion, pinkwashing is not allyship, there is more context for the October 7 attacks, nothing excuses genocide, John Cusack's best role (in my opinion) is still Dimitri from Anastasia (1997), and as always, Free Palestine đ”đž.
xoxo,
done with this bullshit
John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine đ”đž đ”đž đ”đž đ”đž
P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years
#THAT WAS A LONG ONE#john cusack#âthe brother of joan cusack voice acttress for jessie in toy storyâ#if anyone notices any missing links or things not working please let me know#i wrote this while i was kinda angry so maybe its not that coherent BUT I TRIED#ALSO IM SORRY IF MY GRAMMAR AND SPELLING SUCK IM TRYING MY BEST#P.S. ive looked through the replies and removed the ones i deemed extremely violent i do not care what side youre on#but i think its also important to have a space for discussion even though i think some of you lack nuance#that might change tho idk some of you are getting dicey#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#free west bank#west bank#blm#oppression#lgbtq issues#queer issues#pinkwashing#ASEAN#activism#israeli war crimes#israel#settler colonialism#UPDATE TO TAGS: thank you to the person that pointed out that Hamas was elected in 2006 and not 2007 like i wrote#it just makes the point i made even more horrific
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there was no particular reason i wrote all this down other than reading the translations to my universe made me cry last week because iâm just Like this. this is a mini compilation of yoongi lyrics that i hold gently in my palm and close to my heart in a heâs my artist for life kind of way. these arenât all my favorite yoongi lyrics, i certainly have more but not ones that fit this general vibe.Â
this is like extremely disorganized, i kind of just wrote it like a journal (and iâll probably copy it to my bullet journal at some point actually). interpretations are my own, music is cool in that we can all read and hear the same thing and get different things out of it (which is why yoongi has often said he doesnât attach specific meaning to things, giving it up to the listener instead)
so yeah. hereâs me being fond of yoongi in 4k for no reason other than. idk. i wanted to. all translations are from doyoubangtan and doolsetbangtan.Â
song request - lee sora ft suga
âIâll be with you, for your birth and your end; That youâd remember that Iâm with you, wherever you are; Iâll be a comfort for your life at any time, and so; please, that youâd lean on me and take a rest, every once in awhile.â
to me, this perfectly encapsulates what creating music is for yoongi in a two-fold kind of way. not only does he want his music to be a source of comfort for those who listen to it (just as the art of music is for himself), heâs also consistent in his assurance that taking a rest is okay. not being okay is okay. simply existing for the time being is okay. itâs a gentle empathy that comes from the experienced heart of someone whoâs not going to tell you that it is okay, but will tell you that it wonât always be like this. friendly little moon trying to get you to smile with him on sleepless nights.
so far away - agust d ft suran
dream, will eventually be in full bloom at the end of hardships
this was on my undergrad graduation cap. itâs one of my favorite lyrics of all time. if so far away is my heart song, this is my heart lyric. this is a common motif in yoongiâs lyrics; dormancy is only temporary, you will bloom at the end of the cold winter.
dream, hope it to be there with you at your creation and at the end of your life
creation to end is another common motif n his lyrics. in this specific context, i imagine it to most closely be analogous to holding dreams close to you your entire life. dreams are dreams no matter how they manifest, even if theyâre simply something you long for until your âendâ.
Hope it to be there with you at your creation and at the end of your life; It will be generous to you wherever you stand; It will eventually be in full bloom at the end of hardships; The beginnings will seem humble, so prosperous will the future be
the entirety of this song reads like a story and this last refrain reads like the conclusion (kind of). the slight wording change from the previous choruses means a lot in that regard, more definite and firm. you will be okay. maybe not now, maybe not next week. but you will be.
sugaâs interlude - halsey ft suga
Though the dawn before sunrise is darkest; donât forget the stars you longed for only rise in the darkness
just a really pretty but heart wrenching lyric in the context of the entire song. heâs also used this metaphor several times. i love me a good string of consistency with minor adaptations to fit the vibe. this song also made me cry the first time i read the translations lmao.
my universe - coldplay ft bts
Because the trial we face now is just for a moment anyway; All you have to do is to just keep shining bright like now; And we will follow you, embroidering this long night
this could mean so many things depending on how you wanted to contextualize it. of course the song is about love, so you could view it in that way. weâre in the midst of a global pandemic where we canât see each other. or maybe itâs simply existence. continue to exist and one day your bright light will be followed even in the darkest of nights.
also the og title of telepathy being ì ì (for a moment) is so...min yoongi you are so cool
people - agust d
Did someone say humans are the animals of wisdom?; The way I see it, humans are the animals of regret
Your ordinaries are my extraordinaries; Your extraordinaries are my ordinaries; Your ordinaries are my extraordinaries; Your extraordinaries are my ordinaries
super simple to understand which i think makes it more poignant. especially if you contextualize it with everything heâs said or written regarding the plight of fame and how he himself grapples with it as min yoongi.
28 - agust d ft niihwa
just this whole song. if song request encapsulates yoongiâs musical ethos, this captures a lot of his general musings.
paradise - bts
Just living like this, surviving like this, thatâs my small dream; Dreaming dreams, grasping dreams, breathing breaths, itâs often too much
a more blunt take on the simply existing is a good enough dream. yoongiâs 2018 new years message was one of the things that made me go âyes. Himâąâ so paradise is very <3 for me
interlude: shadow - bts
Flying high scares me; I mean, nobody had told me; how lonely it is here â;how my leap could be my fall
another thing he uses frequently, even as recently as an interview regarding permission to dance. the contemplation of how a fall is far scarier than landing because getting back up is uncertain.
Yeah, Iâm you and youâre me, do you finally get that now?; Yeah, youâre me and Iâm you, do you finally get that now?
the entirety of this song is haunting particularly paired with the sampling and the music video as a visual but this part is just...the whole idea of competing internal voices throughout the narrative of the song or if youâd rather truly treat the lyrics like a piece of literature, you have quite the unreliable narrator, one thatâs trying to grapple with his own sense of self.
140503 at dawn - agust d
Pretending that Iâm not lonely, pretending that Iâm not suffering; needlessly pretending that Iâm okay, and pretending hard that Iâm strong; I built a wall in front of me, âDonât come insideâ; Iâm an island in this wide ocean, âDonât abandon meâ
the entirety of agust d just makes me ache but i mainly pulled this part because he uses the island metaphor consistently. here, itâs used like i said before; achingly.
this song also gets overlooked a lot in the larger context of agust d but anyway
eight - IU ft suga
Island, yeah this is an island; a small island that we made for each other; Yeah, mm, forever young, the word âforeverâ is a sandcastle; A farewell is just like an emergency text warning of a disaster; A morning met together with yearning; As each of us pass this eternity, weâre sure to meet again on this island
can i be honest and say i forgot this song came out at the beginning of the pandemic. anyway, if you havenât heard the various times that jieun has spoke about this song and itâs conveyance, i encourage you to. the music video also gives a beautiful visual.
i wrote a small analysis of this when it came out so iâll just put it hereÂ
burn it - agust d ft max
I hope you donât forget that giving up decisively also counts as courage
of course this can absolutely be taken at a literal meaning especially considering he said a similar iteration of this to someone on kkul fm BUT i also like looking at it in context of the entire song because maybe this is him trying to convince himself too, especially considering the wording of the last chorus doesnât change it so it implies in order to get past the fire u need to let it burn first? burn it = giving up on some aspect of pain?
i see why max didnât shut up for eight months about making this song i wouldnât either hello
outro: tear - bts
im including this one firstly because i love the song but secondly to say i knew the second u all were surprised by yoongi saying he wrote this as essentially a break up song for bts and they all cried while listening to it that yâall donât actually read or interact w their lyrics fjdklafjsd
just bc itâs a rap song doesnât mean itâs a diss or a flex. weirdos.
intro: never mind - bts
I hope you forget about all your mistakes and such; Never mind; Itâs not easy, but engrave this in your heart; If you think youâre going to crash, accelerate more, you idiot; Never mind, never mind; Whatever thorny path it may be, go run; Never mind, never mind; There are a lot of things that you canât control
the entire composition of nevermind is similar to first love and shadow to me where you can just hear the emotion in his voice while performing it
this is also another general idea that he mentions a few different times through different songs which as weâve seen i am <3 for
intro: the most beautiful moment in life - bts
once again i donât have a specific lyric to pull i just love this song so much and i feel like it isnât talked about enough because first of all the use of the basketball throughout the instrumental, the incorporation of the origin of his stage name into an entire song regarding his general existence as a performer and coming into the beginnings of sizeable fame, and just his general way of essentially writing one giant ode to something he loves and analogizing it to something else he loves to talk through internal struggles.
aka im once again saying min yoongi youâre so cool
first love - bts
same line of awe from above this whole song is just a story, a poem, a journal entry, a beautiful confession, i donât know. this is yoongiâs best bts solo u can argue with a wall about it also if you were able to see this live i hope u have a terrible week (im joking)
every fancam iâve ever seen of this makes me cry. so. do with that what you will in regards to how i feel about this song.
#i have no reason for posting this so im not gonna tag it with anything other than so i can find it again for myself JFEKWFJS#ffr#my writing#i just realized only one of these is from an ot7 song help#there are so many others. tomorrow. autumn leaves. mikrokosmos. black swan........
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2021 Megaman Summer Fanart Contest Rules Thread *CLOSED*
Time to beat the summer heat once again! Summer contests have been a bit more sporadic than Valentine's contests, but this will technically the 10th one that I've held over the years. (Iâm rushing this before work, so forgive me for any typos or things that need better clarification. Just let me know, if I need to fix or clarify something)
Two categories, in which you are allowed to submit one entry for each category, if you would like. If you place in one category, you will be automatically disqualified from the other, for reasons of fairness, and to give other people a chance to win a prize.Â
Both of these themes lean more to creativity and design, so once again, I will not be splitting it up into the usual talent and humor categories. Even though humor is not a basis for either theme, feel free to still have fun and make us laugh with your entry, if you want to!
CATEGORY 1: Â A cool summer DiVE
Last summer, we were treated to the magnificence that is watermelon Chill Penguin in Rockman X DiVE. It was so...strange and different...that we all had a good laugh, but were also left craving more. The swimsuit outfits just focused on a few ladies, and left the guys out, to a little uproar from the fanbase. So, let's take things into our own hands.Â
For this category, I'd like you to create a new Rockman X DiVE summer-themed character(s) and special weapon. It can be a playable character, boss, etc., however you'd like to tackle it.Â
Create your finest pink flamingo Overdrive Ostriches, Lemonade Aqua Man's, speedo Axl's, and Avalanche Yeti multi-color sno cone sprayer-toting bikini Hope Stelar's for me! Because it's the only way I'll ever have playable Akane...*ahem*
   Content Requirements:    * Megaman character(s) of your choice redesigned into a summer-themed       Rockman X DiVE design/skin    * Along with the summer character, create a new summer-themed weapon       design, for us to waste thousands of EM in the capsule, but never pull due      to the low rates...
CATEGORY 2: Ride the Big Wave
Ken Suther is getting ready to hang ten, but he needs a cool new Megaman-themed board to ride the big wave this summer! So he's holding a surfboard design contest at his Big Wave shop, with the winner getting displayed in the battle card store.
For this category, I'd like you to create a Megaman-themed surfboard design for your favorite characters to hit the beach with. On top of art with the board design, put it into use, and draw your favorite character(s) riding the waves on that board.
   Content Requirements:
   * A creative surfboard design that contains something Megaman-related into     the design    * Put that new board into use, drawing a scene with your favorite              character(s) hitting the water, in some sort of surfing-themed art
PRIZES:
Covid has not been fully defeated across the globe, and I learned the hard way in March that postal prices are still insanely expensive to ship, especially overseas. So the main prizes for winners will still be cash this summer, sent via Paypal. Hopefully next year I can bring back physical prizes.
The winners in each category will receive the following:
1st Place: $100 USDÂ 2nd Place: $75 USDÂ 3rd Place: $50 USDÂ
SUBMISSION GUIDELINES:
When you submit, I would prefer you to include the following information in this format, along with your entry:
âą (Your name/preferred alias) â As much as I usually know who you are, thereâs always someone new or somebody who has a different preference from what their email name says.
âą (Category this entry is for) â You can either say 1 or 2, or DiVE/Wave
Only submit your own work, as usual. Any character, major or minor, from any series is allowed. OCs are allowed, as long as your art contains at least one canon Megaman character.
As always, participants are allowed to submit from all over the world.
Paypal is still the preferred method for cash prize payouts. Please have a valid account to receive your winnings.
Youngin's, get your parents permission before entering.
Entries do not need to be colored, but it is preferred. The more effort put into things as always, the better chance you have!
Entries can either be e-mailed to me at rock2125[at]hotmail[dot]com, or you can just PM/note me a link to your pic.
DO NOT post your pics in this journal, your dA galleries, Twitter, tumblr blogs, other sites, etc. until the contest is over. This is the fairest way for competitive reasons. I prefer to keep them all secret until the deadline has passed.
I'll edit a confirmed entry list in this thread when I receive them. So you won't be in the dark about whether or not I've received your entry.
DEADLINE:
The deadline for this contest will be
Tuesday, August 31st, 2021 by 11:59PM, global end of day.
This gives you close to 3 months to finish your entry!
MISCELLANEOUS INFO:
As usual, If you don't plan to enter, but would like to help me judge, please let me know through DM or mention so here. Never hurts to have extra opinions on all the entries.
Bug me with questions if you have any. Please join in, and good luck to everyone who enters!
Confirmed Entries: Â
Cat. 1 - @aw-colorcat, @firemanshug, Ryan Vogler, RockmanHQ, @digitallyfanged, Mattasaurs, Vincent Nolan, Algaae, @annvolansâ, @subzeroiceskaterâ,Â
Cat. 2 - AbilityField, @aw-colorcat, NightopianFoxGirl, @stephodell, ColeManX, Moogy, @mosketchesâ, @subzeroiceskaterâ,Â
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One of the very last events I attended before the lockdown was a thing in Silicon Valley attended by many old friends, but the best moment of all was the chance to hang out with Kim Stanley Robinson, a friend and inspiration.
That's when Stan told me he had just finished a book that might be his last-ever novel, The Ministry For the Future, and that his future work would be nonfiction, starting with his long-planned book about the Sierras.
I was stricken. Robinson's novels are a lifeline for me.
The first Robinson novel I read may just be my favorite: Pacific Edge, a green utopian novel about a successful transition to a post-climate-emergency, just and stable world. Re-reading it is a vacation from all my anxieties, still.
https://memex.craphound.com/2015/01/15/pacific-edge-the-most-uplifting-novel-in-my-library/
My first novel, DOWN AND OUT IN THE MAGIC KINGDOM, wouldn't exist without Pacific Edge. That was the book that taught me that small disputes over beloved local treasures could be as dramatic as (and microcosms for) global conflicts.
I have been both dreading and anticipating MINISTRY FOR THE FUTURE, not wanting to read my last KSR novel but also wanting so badly to read this one, because it's the book in which he imagines the end of capitalism.
You've heard the phrase, "It is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism," variously attributed to Frederic Jameson and Slavoj ĆœiĆŸek. As the author of a couple of postcapitalist novels, I have a real appreciation for the details of that truism.
It's actually not all that hard to imagine a postcapitalist society - but imagining the actual END of capitalism, the euthanasia of the rentier, the reversal of the doctrine of virtuous selfishness, the abandonment of the idea that some are born to rule, that is damned hard.
And while PACIFIC EDGE is my favorite KSR novel, my favorite KSR series is the string of books that starts with 2012's 2312 - a string of books that really leans hard into imagining the actual end of capitalism.
xhttps://memex.craphound.com/2015/01/15/pacific-edge-the-most-uplifting-novel-in-my-library/
2312 is set 300 years into postcapitalism. It's a novel of solar-system-scale civilization, riven by its own problems and contradictions, filled with tech marvels, a tale of natural wonders that showcase Robinson's incredible, John-Muir-grade genius for pastoral writing.
2312 was followed up by Aurora, one of the best space-exploration novels ever written, about the arrival of the first-ever generation ship at its destination world, and the hasty retreat it is required to stage.
https://memex.craphound.com/2015/11/02/kim-stanley-robinsons-aurora-space-is-bigger-than-you-think/
The book provoked a vitriolic reaction from science fiction's great reactionaries! I love a book that enrages the right people, and I was delighted to publish Robinson's rebuttal to their peevish complaints.
https://boingboing.net/2015/11/16/our-generation-ships-will-sink.html
From there, we move on to New York 2140, a novel of a pivotal moment in the transformation of capitalism and its relationship to the climate emergency.
https://memex.craphound.com/2017/03/18/new-york-2140-kim-stanley-robinson-dreams-vivid-about-weathering-climate-crisis/
These are like an artilleryman rangfinding a mortar, first overshooting his target and then walking his fire back, drawing closer to his bullseye. For Robinson, bullseye is the moment at which our society is transformed into one that can survive the coming emergencies.
It's telling that the 2312 books never got there. It is so fucking hard to imagine the end of capitalism.
But that is what The Ministry For the Future Does.
Sort of.
It's a novel about a specialized UN agency, chartered through the Paris Climate Agreement to represent unborn generations and the natural world in legal proceedings related to climate devastation.
Talking about this book, Robinson has described it as a kind of futuristic documentary, told in many voices, as a way of describing a phenomenon as vast as this global transformation.
https://pluralistic.net/2020/10/14/final_ver2/#ksr
Like many docs, it follows a couple of main characters, but weaves in dozens of other voices, some of whom we hear from only once or twice, recounting pivotal moments in which a moment calves away from our reality as we know it - moments of shear, giddy and terrifying.
Robinson is so good at this stuff. This is the book that he has been practicing for all his life. The vignettes are superb little jewels, mostly illuminating flashbulb moments in the lives of strangers met fleetingly.
But some of the most powerful moments don't even have characters: there's a transcript of the openng a fictional congress of global climate remediation groups after the crisis that is just an alphabetical list of countries and their associated projects.
This literally made me burst into tears of joy, bursting with hope at the thought that we could, as a species, spawn so many evocative and hopeful projects to save our world, our species, and our nonhuman cohabitants.
Robinson's versatility is on glorious display here: from long lists of hypothetical ecological projects, he veers into closely told moments of human endeavor in the natural world, showcasing his pastoralism with scenes so vivid you could reach out and touch them.
But all that said, the most interesting thing about this book is the stuff that Robinson couldn't or wouldn't put on the page. Robinson's hypothetical scenario for the end of capitalism is a baroque scheme of global cryptocurrency money-creation tied to carbon drawdown.
His technocrats trick capitalism into spending itself out of existence in a plan that is by turns brainy and daffy (as all blockchainism tends to be), with some pretty epic handwaving (especially when it comes to the breakup of tech monopolies).
But all of that would fail were it not for acts of absolutely brutal, ruthless terrorism. Robinson's transformation isn't merely about the carrots of double-bluff get-rich-quick schemes, it's heavily dependent on the stick of terror.
The aviation industry isn't (just) replaced by airships and rail because it's better and cleaner - but also because parties unknown use drones to bring down every private jet in the sky, and then commercial liners, until the aviation industry seizes up and dies.
And the world doesn't abandon beef because vegans win the moral argument or because greenies win the practical one - the decisive factor is drones that dart an unknowable plurality of the world's cattle with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.
There's more - pitiless, remorseless, anonymous. And while Robinson gets up close and personal with one traumatized individual who engages in an ecologically motivated, short-lived (and nonlethal) kidnapping, we never meet any of the terrorists or their victims.
The terror that begets the transition is recounted in the dry language of an encyclopedia entry, not dramatized like the pivotal moments of so many other characters.
It's a very telling omission.
My 2019 novella "Radicalized" is about an online community of men who, after watching their most treasured family members die slow, painful, preventable deaths because of insurance company fuckery, become suicide bombers who murder health execs.
https://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2019/05/who-says-violence-doesnt-solve-anything-a-review-of-radicalized-four-tales-of-our-present-moment-by-cory-doctorow.html
Writing that story was an intensely uncomfortable experience (and, judging from reader comments, it can be uncomfortable to read, too).
It's one thing to recognize that a systemic problem might not be solved without grotesque, mass violence, and another to put yourself in the shoes of either the perpetrators or the victims.
Robinson's end of capitalism is, superficially, a story of a transition, not a spasm, not a capital-T Terror. The lives we inhabit in this novel are people who are engaged in struggle, but not mass-murder.
But right there on the page is Robinson's uncomfortable and only partially elided conviction that we're not in for a transition, but rather a bloodletting, a reckoning commensurate with the ecocidal crimes that led up to this moment.
MINISTRY is a book that, on first consideration, feels like a utopia - not merely for the beautiful descriptions of people, animals and environments finding a way through the emergencies, but for the emergencies resolution.
But on closer examination, MINISTRY represents the dark fears of one of our brightest, most hopeful writers, that the world can only be saved by means that are literally too terrible to contemplate up close.
It's an uncomfortable read. It's a brilliant book. If it indeed turns out to be Stan's last novel (oh please don't let it be Stan's last novel), it will be a fitting capstone. But the subtext of this book is that we are past the point of no return.
Not only will rescuing our planet entail sacrifices of species, habitats, and coastlines - it will also entail sacrifices of the moral convictions that make vast spectacles of bloodletting unthinkable.
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Breath Control, Chapter Six
An A Court of Mist and Fury College Swim Team AU
All characters belong to SJ Maas!
Feysand.
Warnings: mature content, cursing
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Enjoy!Â
SIX
We pulled up outside the family house--an enormous, Colonial-style building, complete with six bedrooms, too many bathrooms to count, an enormous kitchen, and several living areas. My father had purchased it as soon as his business had started flourishing again in the middle of last year. Iâd never understood why heâd bought such a large home for himself alone. I figured it was something about overtly displaying just how much wealth heâd regained to everyone in our home town. I didnât concern myself with it too much; Iâd never actually lived in the house anyway.
Nesta had for a few months before sheâd moved down to Prythian to live near me and Elain. Iâm pretty sure sheâd lived on the opposite side of the house from my father to avoid running into him as much as possible until sheâd saved enough money from her flight attendant job to get a place of her own. . . Out of the three of us, Nesta got along with my dad the least.Â
Rhys charmed Elain instantly, asking her questions about her baking, her gardening, her nursing classes. He skillfully avoided all talk of significant others, for which I was grateful, and by the end of the car ride Elain was half in love with him.
Elain hopped out of the car as soon as she pulled onto the enormous bricked driveway. I remained inside with Rhys for a moment. I twisted around in the backseat to look at him.Â
âHere is my final warning and disclaimer to you. I love Nesta, donât get me wrong. But she will be a bitch to you. I donât know how my father will act around. . .â I trailed off.
âNever brought a boy home, Feyre darling? Iâll try to pretend Iâm not immensely flattered at the idea.â
Heat bloomed in my cheeks. âOf course Iâve brought boys home. Youâre not that special.â
He rolled his eyes. âCome on, Archeron. Letâs go meet your family.âÂ
If I was being honest, his eagerness scared me a little. I took a deep breath and followed him up the front walk, bags in tow. Elain burst into the house and I timidly followed her through the enormous entry way, painted a pleasant cream above the dark wood flooring. Past the staircase and to the right, we found my father and Nesta in the kitchen talking.Â
More like arguing, They werenât yelling, though, which was progress for those two.
âI donât like you working as a flight attendant, Nesta. You got an engineering degree for a reason, you know.âÂ
âI donât care. Working on planes is much more fun. I get to see new places during long layovers or overnight stays. So butt. Out. Dad.â
Elain cleared her throat. Realizing they now had company, they both shut up rather quickly. I was grateful. I wanted to spare Rhys from the family theatrics for as long as possible. Even if things had been better between all four of us for the past year or so.Â
âFeyre!â My dad exclaimed, unusually perky. It was probably for Rhysâs benefit. He moved to hug me and I acquiesced, glancing at Nesta out of the corner of my eye. She shrugged.
âAnd you must be Rhysand. I have to say, I was quite surprised when Feyre told me she was bringing a boy home for Thanksgiving dinner who wasnât Tamlin.â My cheeks were absolutely flaming at this point. I decided to stare at my shoes.Â
Also, how could he mention Tamlin? He didnât know a thing about our relationship except that we were broken up and I never wanted to speak of it again. Oblivious to all the embarrassment he was currently causing me, my father extended his hand to Rhys.
Rhys gripped it tightly, his crutch wedged underneath his arm. I was pleased to see that his grip was firm. âNice to meet you, sir.â
âYes.â My father had suddenly become quite solemn. âAnd what are you majoring in, Rhysand?âÂ
Oh dear.
âInternational Relations, sir.âÂ
âAnd what do you plan to do with that?â
And God bless him, Rhys didnât miss a beat. âMy father is an Operations Manager for a large global company. I plan to follow in his footsteps to manage a large company, particularly--â
I decided that that was enough. âOkay, Dad! Iâm going to give Rhys a house tour. What timeâs dinner?â
My father gave Rhys a look as though their conversation wasnât over as I grabbed his arm and hustled him out of the kitchen. Â
I forced Rhys up the stairs. âOh my god. What right does he have to give my friends the first-degree as soon as he meets them? He didnât try to parent me in high school, so why start now? Itâs not like youâre my--â
âBoyfriend?â He smirked. âIt was fine, Feyre. I know what I plan to do with my degree.â
âYou shouldnât have to answer to him.â
âRelax,â he said as he followed me up the second flight of stairs. âBy the end of this week, your father will love me.â
He met me at the top of the stairs, seeing as Iâd stormed up them and heâd had to carefully ease his way up with his boot and crutches. Barely a handâs breadth between us, he stood with his back to the stairs as I stared up at him.Â
âWhy waste your time trying to make such a good impression?â I couldnât take my eyes away from his face. I realized suddenly just how much taller than me he was.
âConsider it a long term investment.â
âWhy invest in that?â
He edged around me and set off down one of the hallways. âShow me the house, Feyre darling. Isnât that what we came up here to do?â
I could think of other things. The thought coalesced inside my mind, unbidden. I was the only one who lived on the third floor of this house. Those things I was thinking of doing . . . wouldnât be difficult to accomplish here.
Nope. No, no, no. Not an option.Â
But as I followed Rhys down the corridor, I couldnât help. . . wondering what it would be like. Kissing him, touching him, calling him mine. . .Â
âArcheron! You coming? I donât actually know where Iâm going.â
I puffed out my cheeks. Shit.
We worked our way through all the bedrooms and living rooms on the second floor and finally made it to the staircase that led to my room, alone on the third floor. It was quite a spacious room, actually, with an amazing attached bathroom. What I didnât realize was how Rhys would get up the extremely narrow staircase. Technically, the third floor had been something like the servantsâ quarters a hundred years ago, now remodeled and modernized. But the fact remained that the staircase was much too narrow for Rhys to get up with his crutches.Â
âYou donât have to see my room. Iâm so sorry, I didnât even think about it,â I said, glancing down at his foot.
He set his crutches against the wall. âIâm seeing your room, Feyre,â he said confidently.
I raised my eyebrows. âWell, okay then. Do you want to go first?â
âI can walk perfectly fine, Feyre. Chill.âÂ
âBoys,â I muttered under my breath.Â
âWhat was that?â
âNothing, nothing. Just get your ass up the stairs.â
âBossy. I like a woman in charge.â
âGet your ass up the stairs, Rhysand!âÂ
He chuckled. And began his slow ascent. It wasnât that he was weak, it was that his boot was big and clunky and he wasnât technically supposed to put his weight on it very often, according to Madja. On the narrow staircase, maneuvering the boot would be difficult. But he made his way up, giving me an extremely convenient view of his ass through his jeans as he climbed. I followed him until we reached the top and then squeezed past him on the tiny landing.
âPrepare to be amazed. My father ensured I had the room of my dreams even though Iâve never truly lived here. Parental guilt for not really providing for me all through high school.âÂ
Rhys stood, arms crossed, waiting.Â
I sighed. This felt strangely intimate. Iâd never had a boy in my room before. I mean sure, Tamlin had visited my dorm a few times but because he was older we had almost always ended up at his place at night. And my room wasnât really âlived inâ seeing as Iâd never lived in the house. But it was mine, and Iâd gotten to choose all the decorations, all the pictures⊠everything.Â
âOkay.â I turned the door handle and stepped briskly into my room, eager to get this over with.Â
Rhys hobbled inside, his gaze floating over the white-covered, four poster bed pushed against the far wall, two large windows on either side. His gaze floated over the dark wood floors, covered by a gray rug under my bed and a pale blue one under the sitting area, complete with a fireplace, couch, and two arm plush grey armchairs. It floated over my bookshelf, filled with all the books I didnât have room for in my townhouse back at school. And landed on the grey walls, covered with paintings.
Every one of them painted by me.Â
There were landscapes, and abstracts, and a few canvases covered only with my favorite book or movie quotes. Â
He stepped into the center of the room and halted, turning in place, staring at the paintings. âDid you paint all of these?â
I leaned against my door. âYeahâŠâÂ
He kept looking.Â
âThat bad, huh?âÂ
He tore his gaze from the walls of my bedroom. âWhat? No. The exact opposite. This is--these are-- These are amazing, Feyre. I had no idea you were a painter.â
âIâve sort of run out of time for it in college. Havenât painted since. . .â I hadnât really painted since Tamlin and I had gotten together. âSince the beginning of my freshman year. I miss it,â I said, and suddenly felt the urge to march downstairs and into the garage to retrieve all my old paint buckets, brushes, and the canvases that I knew were waiting for me.Â
âWow. Iâd pay money for one of these. You have an incredible talent, Feyre.â His eyes alighted on the painting hung above my fireplace. âIs that your mother?â
I nodded, smiling a little. âI painted it based off of a picture of her my dad has. She died before I really picked up the hobby. But thatâs her.â
âSheâs beautiful.â
I nodded and decided it was safe to enter the room. My paintings were a part of my soul. And I realized that if Rhys had looked at them and insulted them, or worse, just skated over their existence, I would have been crushed. Thank goodness he hadnât. I collapsed onto my bed. I was suddenly exhausted from the morning practice that felt like it had been days ago and the following four hour drive spent with Rhys. He limped over and sat next to me as I stared up at the ceiling.Â
âThis is why you were so nervous to bring me up here?â He asked softly.
I nodded.Â
âAnyone would be crazy not to be impressed by your art.â
âIt was kind of a weird hobby to have in high school. I mostly kept it to myself. Not sure why the kids at my school thought painting in your spare time was weird.â
He was silent for a moment, as though debating what to say. Then-- âWell I, personally, find painting in your spare time to be hot.âÂ
I sat up, my face coming within inches of his. If I moved forward just a bit, my lips would meet his.Â
âIncredibly hot,â he went on.Â
It was almost as if my body was leaning forward of its own accord.
âIn fact, it might be one of the hottest things Iâve ever heard.â
I rolled my eyes. âNow youâre just making things up.â
He smiled and I might have melted a little bit.
âMaybe.â I could feel his breath on my cheek. Minty. Was there anything about him that wasnât perfect?Â
I leaned closer. Consequences be damned. We were inches apart, so close my eyelids had fluttered closed, when--
âFeyre! Dinner!â
âShit,â he whispered.
I swallowed. âWe should go.â
He nodded. âMmhm.â
I led him back across the landing and down the stairs. Iâd reached the bottom step when he swore (again) and---
âShit!âÂ
I almost felt him trip before he stumbled forward, and I whirled around, gripping his shoulders in an effort to steady him at the bottom of the stairs. His hands reached out and grabbed my waist as he regained his balance.Â
âYou good?â I asked, breathing more heavily than I should have been. Heat flared up and down my body from where his hands had set themselves around my middle.Â
âYeah. Sorry.âÂ
He still hadnât let go. I didnât want him to.Â
âDinner. We have to go eat dinner. Your father probably thinks Iâm doing unspeakable things to you right now, Feyre darling.â
Heat flooded my cheeks again. âRight.â And shaking my head, I released his shoulders and as I walked down the stairs to the kitchen, I chided myself for my weakness, for the desire to kiss him that had been growing steadily all day, all week.Â
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Later that night, after a tense dinner with my father, I came downstairs after my shower to find Rhysand and my dad shouting at the television together. Prythian Universityâs menâs basketball team was on the screen, playing some school Iâd never really heard of. Rhys and my father were berating the referees as I took a seat on the couch next to Rhys--a healthy two feet away from him.
Just to be sure.
âI didnât realize either of you were so invested in college basketballâŠâ
Rhys tore his eyes away from the screen to gape at me, openmouthed. âYou go to Prythian and you donât care about our basketball team? They were in the top four in the country last year.â
I shrugged. âIâm just not that into it.â
âI canât believe Iâm friends with you.â He placed a special emphasis on the word âfriends.â I prayed my father didnât notice his change of tone.
âHey!â
My dad chimed in. âCanât say I blame him, Feyre. Neglecting to educate you in team sports has been the biggest regret of my life.â
âOh, please. Youâre both making me feel like public enemy number one in my own house.âÂ
Rhys poked me in the side and I hissed, then settled back on the couch for the next hour as the pair of new-best-friends shouted and raged and cheered at the screen until, in double-overtime, Prythian won out.Â
âThank God thatâs over,â I mumbled, although I was secretly happy Prythian had come out on top in the end.
âIâm dragging you to a basketball game when we get back to campus. Athletes get free tickets. You know that right?â
âOf course I know that.â Nevermind that Iâd never used that particular advantage.
My dad stood up. âWell, kids, Iâm headed to bed. Feyre, Rhys knows where his room is, right?â He gave me a look. Then bestowed another, different look, on Rhys.
âYes, Dad. Good night.â I narrowed my eyes and he (thankfully) departed quickly.Â
That left Rhys and me, alone in the dark living room. Nesta and Elain had gone off to bed hours ago. An awkward silence ensued.Â
âWell,â I stood. âI guess I should get to bed.â
Rhys followed suit. âYep,â he said lamely.Â
As he crutched after me toward the staircase, I spoke up, just to break the silence between us that hadnât been there moments before. âI canât believe how fast you charmed my father.â
He chuckled. âI hate to be so predictable, but I am a man and I do love televised sports.â
I sighed. âIâm not judging.â
We made it to the top of the stairs and I walked him to his room. He paused in the doorway. âI really am grateful though, despite your rather unfortunate lack of interest in sports. Grateful you invited me here.â
âWhat are teammates for?â I said, remembering what heâd asked me on that night a month ago.Â
He smiled a little, as though remembering that night too. âGood night, Feyre.â
âGood night, Rhys.â
It was difficult to refrain from inviting him up to my room to⊠just to have him near me. But I made myself turn away from him and climb the narrow staircase to my solitary bedroom at the top of the house.Â
Iâd just crawled into bed when a text came through on my phone. I lunged for the nightstand, knocking my phone to the floor in the process. Relieved that no one had been around to witness such a display of grace and decorum, recognizing how obviously desperate I was for Rhys to text me, I reached down, scooped up my phone, and pulled up my messages.
Tamlin Spring: I heard you took Rhys home with you for Thanksgiving
All the air left my body.Â
Tamlin Spring: You never took me home to meet your family. I didnât realize you were such a slut. Did a year with me mean nothing to you?
Tamlin Spring: I would take you back--if you got on your knees in front of me and beggedÂ
Tamlin Spring: You were only ever good on your knees, anyway
Now it felt as though all the blood had left my body too.Â
I threw my phone against the room. I sat up in my bed, face in my hands. I should just ignore his messages and leave it alone. He had no right to comment on what I was doing. Who had even told him Iâd invited Rhys home with me for Thanksgiving, anyway? Besides, it was just friends helping friends. Rhys being here didnât mean anything. It certainly didnât make me a slut.
But as my phone buzzed again, and then again, as I tried to shut my eyes and shut out what heâd said. . . I couldnât stop rereading his texts inside my head. Was I just a slut? A traitor for having these feelings for Rhys so soon after ending things with Tamlin?
He would still take me back? Like that was going to happen. But. . . I remembered what heâd said when heâd kidnapped me and forced me to drinkâŠ. Something about just giving me space, as though he didnât think we were actually broken up...
But if he was telling me I was a slut over a text⊠Heâd probably spread that rumor to the rest of the team by now. Along with a story about how I was a cheater too. After Iâd worked so hard to stay out of the drama and sexual intrigue so abundant on my swim team. Against my will, tears leaked from between my fingers.
My phone buzzed for a third time and I dragged myself out of bed to retrieve it. I was determined to silence it and cry myself to sleep, but instead of another text from Tamlin, three from Rhys popped up.
Rhys: What was that bang?Â
Rhys: Iâm in the room underneath yours, I think
Rhys: FEYRE ARE YOU ALIVE
As I read them, another popped up.
Rhys: Donât make me come up there
I started typing my response, telling him I was fine and to go to bed when a soft knock sounded at my door. I padded over to it and pulled it open.
âHow did you get up here so fast?â I whispered.
âTexted as I walked. Obviously.â
âWell you didnât need to waste the trip. I threw my phone at the ground.â
âYour phone is enormous. The bang caused the elaborate chandelier over my bed to swing ominously. I feared for my life.â He was teasing me. But then the smile melted from his face as he noticed what I was wearing.Â
A large grey t-shirt that came to rest mid-thigh. And nothing else. I didnât even have it in me to blush, I was so intent on not letting him see the tears left on my face. He looked down only for a moment, though, before his gaze settled firmly above my neckline.Â
âThanks for checking on me, Rhys.â I turned to go.
Slut. The word echoed through my mind. I was sure to return to the team to find myself at the center of all the gossip. What would Cassian and Mor think? Would they believe the rumors? We hadnât been friends for long. Iâd barely interacted with Amren and Azriel at this point. Theyâd surely believe the rumors.Â
Rhys caught my arm, taking a few steps farther into my room. âFeyre. Whatâs wrong? Why did you throw your phone at the floor?â
I had no idea why I gave up so easily, but I brandished my phone at him. He took it from me and I stared at the wall beside his head as he found the texts from Tamlin and read them.Â
âWhat. An. Asshole,â he said through gritted teeth.
âItâs fine.â
He gave my phone back to me. âNo, no itâs not. He needs to leave you the fuck alone. Heâs not your boyfriend anymore.â
Now I really did turn away. âI donât need the encouragement, Rhys. Heâs right, yeah? Iâm just a slut. Moving on way too quickly.â
He raced around to stand in front of me. âNo. You are not a slut. Your relationship is over. You ended it the right way. And for good reason, too. Nothing he just texted you has an ounce of truth to it. You should block him and forget about it.â
I didnât say anything, just kept my eyes glued to the ground. I didnât trust myself to look at him. Iâd probably try to act on my âslutty tendenciesâ if I looked into his violet eyes.Â
Two fingers hooked under my chin and pulled my face up to his. âFeyre. I promise you. Youâre doing nothing wrong.âÂ
I couldnât stop the fresh tears that escaped me. How had a few text messages from an asshole managed to upset me so much? Or maybe I was crying in relief that Rhys was so vehemently disagreeing with what Tamlin had sent. Either way, the tears kept coming as he looked at me. And then, slowly--so very slowly--he removed his fingers from my chin and wrapped his arms around me, pulling me toward him.Â
I stood there for a moment as he held me, arms hanging uselessly at my sides. And then I hugged him back, my arms coming up and over his shoulders to wrap around his neck. I slid one hand into his soft black hair. âThanks for coming for me,â I whispered. âAnd I donât just mean tonight.âÂ
He huffed out a breath. âAnytime.âÂ
I didnât let go for a long, long time. Until I realizedâŠ
âWhere the hell is your boot?â
He pulled back, his hands still resting lightly on my waist. âUhâŠâ
âRhysand Night!â I whacked his arm. âYou walked up here without your boot! Donât you want to heal?!âÂ
He put his hands on his hips. It was then that I noticed he wasnât putting a whole lot of weight on his injured foot. âI heard a large thump and came up here prepared to defend you from a murderer or something, and this is how you thank me?â
I pushed him backward, forcing him to take a seat on my bed. âI can kill my own murderers, thank you very much. Now sit. Iâm going to get your boot right now.â
But he reached out and grabbed my hand, pulling me roughly toward him so I stood between his legs. My hands came to rest on his shoulders to steady myself. âIâm trying to make sure you can train sooner rather than later, you know,â I managed to say, but the thrill at being so close to him like this was overriding nearly every other thought in my mind.
âIâm a big boy. I can handle it.âÂ
And then he kissed me.Â
I was stunned for only a moment before my hands moved from his shoulders to thread through his silky black hair. His lips pressed against mine, so soft. His kiss was firm, neither too gentle nor too rough, and mere seconds passed before his tongue traced my lips and I opened my mouth, letting him in.Â
His tongue swept in and he inched back on the bed, keeping his mouth firmly planted against mine, pulling me onto the bed after him. His size hit me again, then. I was so small compared to him. He removed his lips from mine and he eased me onto my back. Turning, he leaned over me and his mouth claimed mine again, this time slightly more eager, as his right hand moved from my hair, down my side, coming to rest at my waist. I kept one hand firmly entangled in his hair while the other ran down his chest. He was so damn muscular.Â
Iâd always been a sucker for swimmerâs bodies.Â
He pulled away for a moment. âSoâŠâ
I let out an irritated squeak of protest, but he slipped a hand beneath my shirt and flattened it against my stomach. I shut up.Â
âEarlier you said something about moving on too quickly.â His hand slid up a little bit.
âHmm, I donât recallâŠâ I breathed, in a very futile attempt to hide how desperate I was for him to keep touching me, kissing me. More, more, more, I wanted.
His hand inched up, his thumb now caressing the skin just beneath my breasts. I was definitely not wearing a bra.
âWhat did you mean by that, Feyre darling?â
I tried desperately to suck down a breath as his hand slid up. . .Â
âArenât you smart enough to figure that out yourself, Rhysand?â
âRhysand? You cruel, beautiful thing.âÂ
His hand flattened against my breast and I lost all control as I pulled him down to kiss him again.Â
He smiled against my lips, and the joy that flooded through my body as a result of his happiness was almost better than how good it felt to feel his hands on my body, his lips on mine, his weight against me. AlmostâŠÂ
We stayed like that for quite a while, kissing, not going much farther, before he crawled under the covers, tucked me against him, and we fell asleep.
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So, a couple things.
I think there may be a few things worth addressing because this has just spiraled into something that does not remotely resemble reality anymore. This is likely to be my last lioden-related interaction on here for a long time. I apologize for the novel.
First of all, any of the things, which I am still confused about what all you folks are going on about, has not happened in the Breed Only Beauties discord server. I don't understand what exactly these anons would prefer for me to do. I can't ban individuals based on alleged actions outside of my server, that doesn't seem logical or right to me. I canât moderate actions outside of my server. If something happens in the in the server, create a ticket. I am not psychic and can not address things I am not made aware about. Everything that we are made aware of is addressed promptly.
Second, there's a ticket system in the Breed Only Beauties discord server which will connect you immediately with the admins and has an average response time of about a minute. So to say admins/moderators aren't doing anything is simply not based in reality. Many users have received warnings and have adjusted their behavior. You can also typically get an instant response you if DM any of them directly. Helpers, by the way, can not see tickets. If you are curious what most tickets are about, itâs failure to use trigger warnings. Well, actually most tickets are people testing the ticket system (please do not do this), but that doesn't really count. If you need something in the sever, create a ticket if it is actual issue in the server. For everything else, create a Tumblr post apparently.
Some, well at least one person, has complained about the choice of Aggy. I will not be demoting Aggy from the helper position. I am unaware of the alleged actions of Aggy that would warrant this (besides of course the favorite crime of guilt by association), and Aggy was chosen as a helper due to merit. They have exhibited nothing that would contradict this initial assessment, and has been doing an excellent job. If you have an issue with Aggy and believe you have evidence of why they should not be a helper, please create a ticket in the server or DM me. I am always open to being proven wrong.
Fourth, no I will not arbitrarily kick an individual because you do not like them or do not get along with them. This applies to people on "both sides". They will have to break the rules either severely enough, or enough times to be kicked. You not liking them is not an appropriate reason to have someone banned from the server. Pretty much everyone has been and will be given a chance in this server, even if I get DMs from people bemoaning their entry. So no, everyone, I will not be kicking someone because they are a clown gang, I will not be kicking someone because they are friends of Jax, I will not be kicking someone because you think they may be the user that bought out your mispriced trade last year or kinged a lion similar to yours. None of these are valid reasons. If you have a valid reason, please create a ticket or DM me. We will instantly kick users who underage, who engage in clear-intent scams, steal art, or engage in any activity that would result in a ban from Lioden.
Unfortunately, I can not dedicate my entire life to volunteer to watch every channel in a pet sim server for a small community. Realistically, this is not even dependent on my mother's condition. I just humanly can't do that, because sleep is a thing, and nor would I want to. I don't even want to spend most of my free time doing it. If you see something, report via the ticket system. As much as the salt blogs care to insinuate, I do not bear the weight of responsibility of the actions of individuals who sometimes chat in a server I set up for everyone to enjoy. I am not these peopleâs parent, nor can I control any individualâs actions. Also, if I were to chose to leave the server be and let the weeds grow wild, that would not make me a âbitchâ as one anon so eloquently put it. Anon, you are not entitled to the volunteered time I put into building a little community for Bob. Everything I, the admins, and the helpers, put in is volunteered and not at all a given, or requirement. If I can not drop everything in a momentâs notice to service a voluntarily run discord, that does not make me a âbitchâ. It is not, and will never be, my sole or number one responsibility in life. Itâs a game. And to insinuate that I am somehow less than or a bad person for not being able to manage the server 100% of the time is unreasonable and cruel. Look, Iâm only human. And the users chatting in Bob are only human. And there's going to be squabbles, and people are going to complain about stuff, and not always get along, and thatâs okay, because that's part of being human. But Iâm not always going to be online to catch it, so please use the ticket system.
Also, on to the anonymous user who posted and the salt blog who permitted this comment,â hey fun fact anon, i'm aware she's dealing with her sick mother but that doesn't excuse the terrible moderation. if she told her mods to step up or do something, they could do something so she could do what she needed to do. she's a bitch, and terrible owner. she has the power to do stuff, but does nothing.â What is wrong with you? How on earth does this progress anything, and why was this permitted to be shared? I understand everyone enjoys salt, and everyone is stressed due to the global circumstances stances right now, but moderators and posters please keep in mind there is a human on the other end of the keyboard, and thanks to the 2020 energy I think everyone is going through something. I have my mother's situation, but everyone has something right now. I have an open DM policy with players in and out of my discord, where if you have anything you need to talk about I can always provide a safe and confidential place to talk, and many, many users have come to me upset about even just the tiniest thing shared on these blogs. These words and comments genuinely hurt people, and it doesnât take needlessly calling someone a âbitchâ because they can not dedicate their life to moderating a discord server to do that. You can hurt people with much less. This request is to everyone, including individuals in the Bob discord server. I don't think anyone deserves to be just berated or cussed out needlessly by anonymous randos, not myself, not Roxanne, not Jax, not the clown gang, not Noluck, not BO breeders, not applicator lovers, not the Lioden staff. All these individuals are people who are just doing the best they can right now, I'm sure. Even Roxanne and Jax are nice, normal and understanding people if you talk to them one on one.
Yes, my mother is dying from liver failure caused by cancer. It is an awful and ugly death, especially for someone who is far before her time. Her medication to manage the pain and rising liver toxicity she is has made her very not herself, though we are finding a better combination. There are still some good days ahead I hope. She is combative, physically and verbally, and can not physically do most basic actions herself. She keeps fighting us to go back to chemo, even though it did nothing to help the tumors and would just quicken demise. It breaks my heart because I know she just wants to live and wants to fight it, but she is going to die where she lays. I just really hope I get to have a fully aware conversation with her before she passes, and that she knows I love her so much despite me being a bit of a hellion in my teens. I think it would be hard to watch if I was an observer, unfortunately I am active participant.
On the matter of me deleting things that violate our rules in server. The alternative would to be leaving up things that violate our rules, which would be the same as deeming it acceptable. This is just the strangest complaint I've seen on here. If there was a delete, someone is essentially being spoken to/receiving a strike/ECT. According to Tumblr, I'm quite the paradox, apparently, I somehow both manage to completely disregard the server while still managing to delete stuff every time insert your favorite salt blog character here does anything. Congratulations Bob, you got yourself a girl that can do both.
At the end of the day, the Bob server is a pretty mundane lioden server. If you don't like breed only marks/bases, itâs probably pretty boring. Itâs really nothing like how itâs portrayed here. If itâs toxic then my vocabulary is far too limited to describe the anonymous culture on platform youâre reading this on. Usually I would suggest joining us and checking it out, but after watching the last 48 hours on Tumblr, I think Iâm likely aquantited with enough users from this platform for now. If anyone is still reading, thank you for your time, I'm appreciative of it. Writing this really helped my headspace regarding the community. I should have never read the blogs to be honest, so some of this does fall on my shoulders. I won't likely answer questions, I apologise in advance. I still love you all, and I know this is just a tiny fraction of the Lioden community, but today it just feels incredibly bad.
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A Completely Subjective (Objective) List of Titles to Examine (Purchase), Play Through (Waste Your Life), and Enjoy (Enjoy) During Quarantine (Part 1)
We know whatâs happening. Itâs April 1st, but the joke has been going on for far too long. Trapped in our homes with Covid-19 actively shooting people in the streets outside, we have to find a way to pass the time. As an avid gamer and professional uncooked cookie dough eater, I have compiled a list of games, both multiplayer and singleplayer that anyone and everyone should play for an enthralling experience. These games range from the newest releases to golden classics, so be warned if, I donât know, Halo Reach appears. By the way, Halo Reach is appearing.
Single Player Games:
Darkest Dungeon
As our first game on the list, I can only reserve it for the front so at least all of you that donât read the whole list know about this game. On the surface, Darkest Dungeon looks to be another turn-based, number-crunching, party-building slaughter fest. Thatâs because it is. But, at the same time, it is so much more than that. Past the Steam reviews that just say, âThis game is hard,â or âThis game is dope,â nothing can even explain the absolute depth that Darkest Dungeon has to offer.
Red Hook and Klei Entertainment take a unique approach to party building and world crafting. While usual party crafter games like Final Fantasy drive their quests and dialogue to carry the story, it is far more subtle but interesting in the way it is told through Darkest Dungeon. In fact, it is so subtle, that by the time my girlfriend and I had beaten the game and watched the last few moments of the last cutscenes, I didnât even realize I was, in fact, making all of those decisions and choices to shape the story as it was told.Â
Darkest Dungeon revolves around making smart but very hard choices that cannot be delayed for later. The greatest part is that these choices are not presented to you in the usual press-one-of-two-buttons-for-a-different-ending format that games of choice are so used to giving. Instead, it is on a far more personal level. Choices like thinking of inventory space for gold or supplies, whether or not to starve the party for just one more room to rest at a fire, who will be drinking and who will be gambling to forget about the horrors of the quests theyâve had to endure.Â
The greatest part is that the game even embellished the idea of loss after choice, emphasizing to not be torn up over a stressful situation, a difficult obstacle, or even a heroâs death because the game still has so much to go, there is no time to cry like a bitch, There is only time to look forward and time to still cry like a bitch.Â
I recommend this title to anyone who enjoys perfect indie games(1), those that really break through the barrier of creativity and deliver a totally unique experience.
DOOM (2016)
Doom. Baby, holy SHIT. I was reading a thread where a user simply put that âDoom is the only game where the boss music is for you.â And never in my life have I agreed so much with one singular sentence. The first entry in the Doom rebooted series is beyond comprehending complex stories and intensive strategy. Instead, it emphasizes brutal encounters and visceral gameplay mechanics.
Id has outdone themselves with this title. While the Wolfenstein games from MachineGames have been refreshing, none of them have even come close to touching the near cathartic execution of this game. Doom is a game that is centered around moving fast and hitting hard. Your character, the Doom Slayer (or Doom Guy), is not hindered by the multitude of weapons they carry. He is also an armored definition of brute force. Not a single word leaves our protagonist's mouth, but his actions speak volumes and his purpose in the game is clear right from the beginning. Rip and tear. In that order.
A first person shooter that doesnât hold back, I was surprised to see lots of mechanics and gameplay choices from the very first Doom had made a return. Ammo and health pickups, rooms filled to the brim with demons to slaughter, and an unforgettable soundtrack produced by Mick Gordon that even pays homage to the originalâs. These are the cornerstones of Doom (2016) and I wholeheartedly recommend this to gamers who donât even enjoy first person shooters as there comes a point in the chaos where it is almost calming for the player.Â
Infamous Second Son
From the very first time I could even have a conscious thought, I wanted a game where I could not only be a superhero, but I could be a superhero voiced by Troy Baker. When I saw that we were in no shortage of games like that(2), I asked again, but this time specifying that I wanted a kick-ass superhero game where I would inevitably be voiced by Troy Baker. That is when Infamous Second Son was announced in 2013 and my infant child teenage brain literally melted.Â
Infamous Second Son released only a few months after the PS4 dropped, showing off itâs specifications and hardware to such a grand degree, I still know the very grains of sand that rendered it on the beach of Seattle. The game is exactly how Iâve asked. A superhero story of a kid that uses his powers to fight an evil villain. As the villain explains their goals and the hero becomes stronger and more powerful, Seattle only becomes that much more of a diverse playground to fly around, jump and punch, and at one point even start to level whole buildings.
Being the powerful hero only gets more fun as the game progresses as the number of abilities expand from simple smoke tricks to straight up lazers. Delsin, our main character, is also clever, witty, and likeable. I can only emphasize his features in the PS4âs rendering technologies, but you just have to play it yourself.
The game also includes moral choices. While these choices are far more linear to be bad or good, the outcomes are not only very different, but the entire balance of gameplay changes as morally exclusive powers are unlocked for your character. This game demands you play it over again just to see how the other missions, powers, and endings even feel, let alone look. A memorable title, I would recommend this to anyone with a PS4, 100%
Salt & Sanctuary
Now before we go off the deep end, I am going to stomp all questions and rumors now. Yes, this is a difficult game. Yes, it has no online support but can still be 2-player couch co-op. Yes, it is made by two people, husband and wife. Now before we turn away, I would like to share that Salt & Sanctuary is the very testament that hand-crafted games from independent companies will always be in competition with AAA titles.Â
The game has a massive world, sprawling with bosses and enemies that are never the same throughout the whole game. The enemies, almost immediately, take the spotlight for me, tied only to the landscapes. You go from fighting hatchet throwing bandits to fighting golems the size of buildings only one area apart. If Pyramid Head from the Silent Hill series and Mr. Krabs had a baby, it's an enemy. There are flying gremlins, evil pirates, Cthulhu daemons, skeleton wizards, lightning-breathing parrot lizards, unicorns (fuck those guys by the way), a demonic fart, short jesters, tall jesters, and more crazy amalgamations of pain.Â
The design of the world is to behold. It is apparent that inspiration from other titles that loop back on each other are apparent here. Things like the first Dark Souls come to mind, where the player would loop back to the main hubs by progress and exploration, shortcuts to home could be made. It seems that Salt & Sanctuary takes this on a global level, which is perfectly done. Please, I beg of you, if you find nothing else on this list, get this game.
Marvelâs Spider-Man
Fucking Spider-Man. Be Spider-Man. Thatâs the game. 10/10.
(1)Â Â *cough* *cough* Castle Crashers *cough* Bloons Tower Defense 4 *cough*
(2)Â Â Batman Arkham Knight as Robin, Resident Evil 6 as Jake, LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes as fucken everyone, Bioshock Infinite as Booker, Injustice: Gods Among Us as Iâm realizing that DC might own this guy, Saints Row IV as The President, and more
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you know what screw it. itâs february five somewhere. i know iâm late but technically it counts.
entry for glass week! prompt: age
I.
At six, Lara Glass knows something is wrong with her family.
Sheâs fairly sure that other peopleâs parents shouldnât disappear. She knows they shouldnât come back with blood on their hands or the splattered IDs of people she doesnât know or a new story to tell about a raid gone wrong or right. She knows for a fact that they shouldnât be trying to teach her to want the same.
Lara doesnât want the same. She doesnât want a legacy of blood on her hands. But the way her parents talk about it makes her think she shouldnât say that in front of them.
So she stays quiet, and watches her brother believe in their stories, and wonders if she should believe, too.
II.
At eleven, Lara Glass learns about the Foundation.
She learns about the Chaos Insurgency first, of course-- her mother is part of that-- and she learns about the Serpentâs Hand that her father works in, but at the heart of it she learns about the Foundation. Her parents call them the Jailers. She wonders what that must mean to them.
What kinds of people would call a jail protection? Why jail when you could kill?
âItâs torture,â Daniel tells her one night, as their parents lie asleep. âItâs a way to punish them for being different.â
âI mean...â Lara fidgets under her sheets. âItâs not just about difference. Itâs specifically the differences that kill people, and that make the world dangerous. If that difference kills people, isnât it right? Youâve heard of the things mom and dad have seen. Arenât they dangerous, too?â
âThen you could just kill them,â Daniel says simply. âIf they canât be safe for others, then kill them.â
Lara winces. Her brother would fit well in the Global Occult Coalition. His tone is determined, far too sure to continue talking with. He notices the reaction and frowns.
âWhat? Do you think itâd be better to be locked up forever?â Daniel scoffs. âYouâre a coward, Lara.â
She wonders at his reaction even as he falls asleep. Because the answer seems clear to her.
Life, she thinks, would always be better. It can always be made better.
If her brother thinks itâs cowardly, if her family thinks itâs cowardly...
That canât be right.
III.
At sixteen, Simon Glass-- a name that feels much more right-- has his first meeting with the Foundation. It goes surprisingly well.
The person he meets is named Paradox. Or, at least, thatâs the name he tells him. Paradox was sent to contain an unknown anomalous object that had been causing spontaneous discorporation in the area. He needed to contain it, to keep people safe.
Simon knew full well where that object was. It was in his fatherâs study, guarded by the agentâs vigilant eye.
Paradox frowns when Simon tells him. But he thanks Simon anyway before he leaves.
He comes back a week later. This time, thereâs a whole team with him. Simon panics when he sees them. When he sees their weapons, the damage they pose.
âGive me an hour! Iâll get them out of the house! Just--â
Simon shakes his head.
âJust please donât hurt them.â
Paradoxâs team looks hesitant. But Paradox himself agrees.
Simon takes everyone out to see the movie being shown nearby. And when they come back, their house has been robbed.
IV.
At eighteen, heâs become a bit of a Foundation spy. Itâs work he believes in. Work he likes. Better yet, itâs work he knows will help the world.
V.
At twenty, his parents find out. And Simon is removed.
Simon would say disowned, but heâd very quickly needed to avoid a series of hitmen and agents, both Insurgent and Hand, so he suspects that removal is meant to be permanent.
He only has one place to turn. And the Foundation knows it.
âYouâre getting a doctoral, right?â Paradox asks once, after heâd found him hiding out in a hotel room after another team had been dispatched. âThere are some colleges in Foundation territory we can transfer you into. Iâll put in a good word for you with my superiors. You said youâd like to work for us, before. Does that sentiment still stand?â
â... I think it does.â At the heart of it, the Foundationâs still doing good work. Itâs work he wants to believe in. âItâd be nice to finish college.â
âIâll get you a referral.â
And Paradox does.
Simon graduates ten years later, a degree in psychology under his belt.
VI.
âHeâs an Insurgentâs son--â
â--parents in the Serpentâs Hand, in the Chaos Insurgency--â
â--can we trust him? Can we--?â
â--a spy, he was a spy, he could be a spy--â
âIâm not! I would never!â Simonâs thirty-one now, doubted, furious. âIâll prove Iâm loyal! Watch me!â
And heâs sent out with a gun in his hands.
VII.
âStop it, Simon.â Paradoxâs hands grip his wrists tightly. Theyâre shaking. Simon is shaking. âLook at you. You canât do this anymore. I canât let you.â
âReally, Dox,â Simon slurs, tears draining from his eyes. Alcohol is cursing furiously through his system. âYouâre going to fight me on this? On my birthday? Do we have to do this on my birthday?â
âDonât be an idiot, Si.â His friend shakes his head, steadying him. âYou have to leave. You canât spend the rest of your life as an agent. You hate it. You hate every bit of it.â
âBut how?â Simon asks. âHow can I leave? How can I ever stop being this- this mess? This person? Iâve killed people, Dox. I canât go back now. Thereâs no way I could be anything else.â
âIâll help you,â Paradox answers. âIâll help.â
And he does.
Simonâs thirty-three when he forgets he was ever an agent.
VIII.
At thirty-six, Simon is the head psychologist of Site 19, and the Head of Psychology of the Foundation.
Itâs work he believes in. Itâs a life he wants to live. And it is a life he will keep living.
#i wrote this at school so it's honestly kind of a mess#but i like it#dr. simon glass week#dr glass#scp foundation#PLEASE tell me if i portrayed anything in a way that's offensive#specifically about glass being trans?#also#ask to tag#this is also kind of fitting for day 1: backstory#but i missed that day! so!#headcanon that simon can't remember being a field agent#it's in his file but it's stated in a few tales that he has no combat training#so i thought#hmmmm....
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A Few Notes About American Legal Documents (Specifically For Proving Citizenship/Legal Residency and Traveling)
I work with a lot of legal documents associated with citizenship and legal residency. With the rise of legal residents and citizens unlucky enough to actually look like their ethnicity, I thought it might help to give a basic rundown of legal documents that could help in a sticky situation. Itâs mostly simple stuff, but there might be something of value to your personal situation or the situation of someone you know, so, yâknow.
VALID BIRTH CERTIFICATES:
Your birth certificate needs a raised seal on it, with as little damage as possible. I see a lot of folded/fucked up BCs from people in less than ideal living situations, and I understand that there are times when the only thing you can do to protect yourself is keep your shit with you all the time (abusive/controlling parents, foster care, intermittent homelessness, etc), but if the print is illegible, the seal torn or damaged, or the BC is in pieces, YOU NEED TO GET A NEW ONE. Most state ID places wonât accept it if thereâs too much damageâ it fucks with the security features, and most government worker grunts arenât going to chance their jobs on faith in your puppy dog eyes.
If you need a new BC and you donât have a way to get to the county clerkâs office (you need to go to the county you were born in, which is a hassle for some people)â vitalchek.com is a website where you can securely order your documents and have them delivered to whatever address you feel is best. It takes a little while sometimes, though, so it isnât a perfect solution to more immediate issues.
If possible, see if you can get yourself a wallet-sized BC. I typically see older folk carrying them, but Iâm pretty sure some states still offer the option. I highly recommend this for anyone who might be targeted by the current administrationâ again, it doesnât solve every problem, but for right now, all American-born Latine and other non-whites can only benefit from having as much paperwork as they can. At the very least, it might slow some officers down.
IF YOU HAVE A PUERTO RICAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE, MAKE SURE ITâS THE MOST RECENTLY UPDATED VERSION. Plain PR birth certificates have been stolen from legal agencies on multiple occasions in the past to be used in the forgery of false documents for other Latin immigrants of a less-than savory nature, and it happened again in the wake of Hurricane Maria. The only BC most government agencies accept at this point have English translations next to the Spanish, and they wonât take anything older/untranslated.
PASSPORTS/PASSPORT CARDS/GLOBAL ENTRY CARDS/NEXUS CARDS:
Google the nearest place you can go to get your passport. I went to a post office and they took my picture, but not every place offers the optionâ you might have to go to Walgreens or some equivalent first to get your picture taken and bring it with you to the office.Â
Theyâll need your birth certificate when you go get your passport. They will take it from you and ship it out to whatever undisclosed location it needs to go to in order for them to print your paperwork. Youâll get it when your passport is sent to you.
It costs around $145 dollars including service fees to get your American passport, which is an unfortunate reality.
Passports take up to eight weeks to get to your house, so it isnât a solution to immediate problems. That being said, GET IT DONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Passport cards exist, and theyâre pocket-sized. If youâre eligible to get one (meaning you were born here or were naturalized), DO IT. GET A PASSPORT CARD AND KEEP IT WITH YOU. Itâs just as good as a regular passport and far easier to keep with you if the worst happens and you need to get out. Theyâre also a cheaper than the average passport at a total of $65 (including service fees).
Passports/passport cards work as federal ID as well as international. In some states, children under a certain age might be unable to get state identification (in my state you have to be at least fourteen). If you have American-born/naturalized children that could be targeted and theyâre under a certain age, get them their passports, get them their cards. Our government has proven they have no issue with snatching kids, but itâs a little harder to justify when the kid has legal US identification.
Global Entry Cards are accepted at every land and sea port in the US. Theyâre available to US citizens, legal US residents, and Mexican nationals, as well as citizens of Argentina, Colombia, Germany, India, Panama, South Korea, Switzerland, Taiwan, and the UK. This I would recommend for people who already have passports/other legal documentation within the realms of the above listed countries but are uncomfortable with the idea of carrying a passport with them. It costs about $100.
Global Entry fingerprints you, no exceptions.
Global Entry does not help you enter countries not listed above.
Nexus Cards are the Canadian equivalent of Global Entry. It allows passage between Canada and America at any land crossing as well as airports. If you have one of these already and theyâve already fingerprinted you, you can get a GEC with minimal hassle, with the added bonus of being able to cross the Canadian border freely.
Nexus Cards require interviews, and once youâve been approved they take your fingerprints and a retinal scan. Considering weâre living in the beginnings of a Big Brother dystopia, this might make some people uncomfortable, but again, itâs a cheap option for people who might not want to carry passports. Plus, it has the added benefit of being attached to Canada, and the potential disaster of arresting a possible legal Canadian resident might be enough to stall some of the more reasonable officers. It costs about $50.
LEGAL RESIDENTS AND VISA CARRIERS, GENERAL THINGS:
If youâve gotten your Permanent Resident card you need to make sure you get a new social security card, one without the âNOT VALID FOR EMPLOYMENTâ or âVALID FOR WORK ONLY WITH DHS AUTHORIZATIONâ on the front. These cards arenât valid to use alongside your new green card, and they can get you into trouble if the person checking your paperwork is in the wrong sort of mood.
MAKE SURE ALL YOUR PAPERWORK MATCHES. I realize that American paperwork sometimes canât handle non-white naming traditions and that makes it difficult for you to keep your shit together. Ideally, though, whatever it says on your immigration papers should be exactly whatâs printed on all your other documentsâ your credit cards, mail, whatever. If your naturalization paperwork lists both your mother and fatherâs names, you need to either make sure you have that shit on everything and if it isnât, youâve got a decision to make. Far be it from me to tell you what to do, but they will use any excuse to detain a âsuspiciousâ person, and dropping your second middle name on your driverâs license so it doesnât match your visa is exactly the sort of thing theyâll pick at. My grandparents had to make this decision a few years agoâ for convenienceâs sake, they changed everything to match the anglicized forms of their names. I realize for a lot of people it isnât an ideal solution, but for now, weâve got to work with what weâve got.
If youâre here as a Dependent Spouse (H-4) I donât have to tell you that youâll need your partner with you to do a lot of legal stuff. That being said, when you need to get stuff handled, please make sure your spouse has ALL of their paperwork proving theyâre here legally. Even if the focus is on you, if their shitâs not in order, you wonât be able to get anything done. It is an inconvenient facet of the nature of your visa, but youâve got to work with it until you can change your status to something less limited.
If youâre here on a Student Visa, the SAVE wonât update your status until your classes start. Keep that in mind when handling paperwork reliant on your status as a legal immigrant.
If your Permanent Resident Card has no expiration date on it, if itâs a laminated paper card, or if itâs just plain damagedâ REPLACE IT. They donât accept the old cards now thanks to a huge boom in forgeries, so particularly if you have an older relative who hasnât been naturalized, you need to make sure that shit is up to date.
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATES:
(Marriage certificates are less important in the grand scheme of legal residency, but any little bit helps, and if youâre an immigrant married to a citizen, itâs another little piece that proves you just might have a legitimate reason or two to be here.)
Nobody is going to take the pretty version of the MC. The one you get from your place of worship is NOT the official certificate. It needs to be from the probate//surrogateâs/orphanâs court, not just signed in accordance with the official document.
It MUST have a seal on it. Not every state does the raised seal, so you have to double-check with your local, but it will have something that makes it a recognizable, official document.
If you got married in a country that doesnât have English as the official language, you NEED a translation. In my state, you have to go to an official state translator and getâ you guessed itâ an official seal.
When you get married, that receipt slip they give you is not the official certificate. The official certificate is supposed to be mailed to you (the first oneâs usually complimentary) after about a month. If you didnât get it or you lost it, GO AND GET A NEW ONE. Little things like that can make or break you in the eyes of a government official.
If you have older relatives who are immigrants, CHECK TO MAKE SURE THEIR PAPERWORK IS UP TO DATE. I know itâs common for older folk to let their IDs expire because theyâre in in a care facility or simply unable to leave their homes. I know that shit gets lost in the shuffle of life and most of the time those documents just sit in a box and do nothing, but this shit is important. Make sure they have their stuff and make sure their documents are all up to federal standardâ relatively undamaged, legible, and with the right seals.
I know this isnât stuff we want to talk about, but itâs important. If you are a person of one of the groups targeted by this administration, you cannot make mistakes. You have to make sure there is no reason besides gross incompetence on the part of the ICE officers for them to detain youâ as we all know, they will take advantage of any excuse they can find to fuck you and the people you love over.
Donât let them.
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2021 Megaman Valentineâs Day Contest - Rules Thread *CLOSED*
Welcome to year #14 of my mostly-annual Megaman Valentineâs Day Fanart Contest!
Two categories, in which you are allowed to submit one entry for each category, if you would like. If you place in one category, you will be automatically disqualified from the other, for reasons of fairness, and to give other people a chance to win a prize.
CATEGORY 1: Â Kiss From a Rosered (Talent)
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a Rosered on Nebula Grey Ooh, the more I think of it, the stranger it feels, yeah And now here to give a rose to Split Mushroom A light hits the room on Jet Stingraaaaayyyyy~
Ba-da-da, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-da-da
For this category, your goal is to create a scene between the Megaman characters of your choice involving roses being given to one's Valentine. Simple enough, right? But there is a little twist. For those who don't know, the color of the rose actually has some meaning behind it. We are all used to the standard red rose as a symbol of love more than anything. But just as there are different forms of love, there are different concepts these various colors can represent, when giving someone you love flowers.
The other part of the challenge for this talent category will be your use of color in your pic. Just as you choose a color to convey meaning with this rose, and theme your scene in a similar manner, I'd also like to see you utilize this color as the strongest within your piece.Â
So, while I don't expect all of these submissions to be purely monochromatic, or a single hue when coloring, your goal will be to try to make your art have your rose color as the dominant color in your piece. Whether that means the characters you choose are predominantly that color too, or, they have a pallette change with their outfit/armor/etc. to echo or help contrast the color theme.Â
Content Requirements:Â
* Megaman characters of your choice giving roses to their special someone on Valentine's Day
* Utilizing the symbolism of specific rose colors within your artwork (see a list with examples here: https://www.proflowers.com/blog/rose-color-meanings) to help set the scene.Â
    For example, if you are using purple roses, it often represents love at first sight. Your artwork should convey characters involved in a love at first sight scene. Â
* When coloring your art, keeping the color of the rose you chose to also be the predominant color of the piece. (This does not mean you have to stick to a single hue when coloring. You are free to be as creative as you can with this in mind!)
* Judging will take all of these content requirements into consideration, and how well you are able to mesh all of them together in your piece.Â
CATEGORY 2: Kawaai-rimi (Humor)
From lining store shelves this time of year, to carnival prizes, or even life-size 30th Anniversary editions, there's nothing that says love like a soft, cuddly plush character to snuggle.Â
One of the more memorable Mega Man plushes comes from the Battle Network series, specifically the kawarimi/anti-damage doll of Megaman.EXE. So, using that as the basis for this category, your job will be to create a Valentine's Day-themed plush of a Megaman character. But again, with a little twist.
The Megaman character of your choice is in a scenario where they need to give a gift to their sweetheart, and they need one very quick. Who pops up to help? Why, it's Shadow Man (or any ninja character from any Megaman series of your choice)! To help this character in a bind, your ninja character instantaneously produces a specially-made Valentine's kawarimi plush. Your character can then give this plush doll to his or her Valentine.Â
For example, a cute little Sir Crescent Grizzly bear, who just wants to hug-a-lot with his sharp claws, or a charming Toad prince, who wants to give kisses with a little tongue. Have fun thinking of funny, but cute plush concepts!
Content Requirements:
* A Megaman-related character created in Valentine's Day plush form. Draw the most clever, unique and hilarious design for this plush
* A ninja character in the scene, who can instantly produce this plush for your character who is in a bind to give a gift to his crush
* As this is the humor category, judging will be based primarily on how funny your piece is. Creativity, concept and execution may get you some points, but the focus of this category is how you make us laugh!Â
PRIZES:
Due to Covid still causing havoc around the world, physical prizes are going to be a little tougher, with some regions still seeing postal restrictions. So the main prizes for winners will still likely be cash, sent via Paypal.
The winners for both the Talent and Humor categories will receive the following:
1st Place: $100 USDÂ 2nd Place: $75 USDÂ 3rd Place: $50 USDÂ
(...as long as I don't bankrupt myself helping with a certain auction before this...*ahem*)
PARTICIPATION PRIZE RAFFLE:
However, I am still going to try to give away 2 cels in another participation prize raffle this year. I don't want to limit this to US entrants only, although given the circumstances, it might be hard to send to certain countries. I will certainly try to send either of these worldwide. But just know it may depend on postal regulations, as the ripple effects of this awful virus continue into the following months.
In any case, when you submit, please mention which cel you would like to be entered into the raffle for.
If you draw a pic for both the Humor and the Talent Categories, you can double your chances to win! (Odds of course, depending on how many others enter and also draw two pics.) You will be able to add your name into the drawing a second time for the prize you are most interested in, or have a chance at both!
Raffle Prize #1 â Captain N Mega Man with genie lamp
Raffle Prize #2 â Captain N 'Cuts Man'
SUBMISSION GUIDELINES:Â
When you submit, I would prefer you to include the following information in this format, along with your entry:
âą (Your name/preferred alias) â As much as I usually know who you are, thereâs always someone new or somebody who has a different preference from what their email name says.Â
âą (Category this entry is for) â You can either say 1 or 2, or Talent/Humor
âą (Participation Prize Eligibility) â Again, you can say either 1 or 2, or Mega Man/Cut Man
In the event you are submitting your second entry, please specify which cel you would like your bonus chance in the raffle to be put towards.Â
Only submit your own work, as usual. Any character, major or minor, from any series is allowed. Pairing characters from different series is totally allowed. Same-gender pairings are completely fine. OCs are allowed, as long as your art contains at least one canon Megaman character.
As always, participants are allowed to submit from all over the world.Â
Paypal is still the preferred method for cash prize payouts. Please have a valid account to receive your winnings.Â
Youngin's, get your parents permission before entering.
Entries do not need to be fully colored, but it is preferred. The more effort put into things, as always, the better chance you have!
Entries can either be e-mailed to me at rock2125[at]hotmail[dot]com, or you can just PM/note me a link to your pic.Â
DO NOT post your pics in this journal, your dA galleries, Twitter, tumblr blogs, other sites, etc. until the contest is over. This is the fairest way for competitive reasons. I prefer to keep them all secret until the deadline has passed.Â
I'll edit a confirmed entry list in this thread when I receive them. So you won't be in the dark about whether or not I've received your entry.Â
DEADLINE:Â
The deadline for this contest will be Saturday, February 13th, 2021 by 11:59PM (global end of the day). This gives you a little more than 5 weeks to finish your entry!Â
MISCELLANEOUS INFO:Â
- As usual, If you don't plan to enter, but would like to help me judge, please let me know through DM or mention so here. Never hurts to have extra opinions on all the entries.
Bug me with questions if you have any. Please join in, and good luck to everyone who enters!Â
Confirmed Entries: Â
Cat. 1 - Forceway, @dragonmarquise, @digitallyfanged, donnie, abilityfield, @aw-colorcat, Mattasaurs, Dark-Dullahan, Sapphire Cat. 2 - Mattasaurs, ColeManX, @destinywillowleafâ
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[Chapter Guide]
22. Welfare Check â 4
Maybe he should have followed Team Goâs example and left. It was in his best interest to honor his accompliceâs wishes after all, and maybe that was Drakkenâs first impulse when he reached for the key in the ignition. So why he didnât listen to the voice of reason was anyoneâs guess.
He was really pushing his luck by being perhaps the first customer of the day to set foot in Buckleyâs Brew. As the door swung shut behind him, he began to question the severity of his recent gambling habit.
A stocky henchwoman-to-be in a witch costume was hissing something unfriendly to Shilo, who looked close to socking the fellow barista for whatever snide things that fell out of her mouth. The witchy blondeâs eyes cut to Drakken, and she curled her lip and turned away to tend to an espresso machine or some such. Through the window to the kitchen, Drakken could see Buckley at work preparing more confections, blessedly indifferent to his entry. Shilo, however, was not.
Her glare seared through him as she planted her palms on the countertop.
The little shop was decorated for the holiday with paper garlands of bats and ghosts and tiny pumpkins at the center of each table. On the counter stood a figurine of an ugly little green witch hunched over a little cauldron of Halloween candy. Drakken helped himself to a chocolate drop, popping it in his mouth as he feigned interest in the chalkboard of specialty coffee, seasonal delights, and made-to-order dishes. He refused to search for strudels in the display case.
His accomplice did not offer a greeting. If this was how she treated the average customer, he wouldnât feel too bad if she was soon sacked, but he knew he was just a special case.
Her scowl didnât relent even when her fellow barista swept by behind her, depositing a witch hat adorned with long sickle feathers atop her head. Somehow Drakken doubted mentioning her hair had the same uncanny iridescent sheen as roosterâs back end would come off as a compliment, so he kept the thought to himself.
The jingle of the bell behind him urged him to hurry up, and Shilo grinding out, âWhat do you want?â helped him decide.
âWaffles and a mocha, please,â Drakken answered politely. Heâd never gotten a chance to have his breakfast earlier as heâd forgotten it to get cold in the wagon. She didnât budge when he pulled out his wallet and held out a note. He raised his brow at her, wondering quietly, âAm I banned?â He should hope not.
âNo, but you arenât welcomed,â she grumbled. She snatched the cash from him. âItâs your head.â She nodded curtly toward the table in the furthest corner where theyâd sat the day heâd introduced her to Buckley a month ago. It was a good spot, Drakken decided. Just out of sight of the window to the back, therefore out of sight of the owner.
Heâd hoped it would be his accomplice to serve him, but he didnât complain out loud when it was the blonde witch. At least he had something hot to eat and something sweet to sip. He watched the storefront for good measure, ready to jump up and hide in the restroom should Team Go reappear with reinforcements.
Another customer came and went, ordering joe to go and a devilâs food muffin that made Drakken seethe, but he kept his mouth shut and ate his breakfast.
A sudden grip on his shoulder startled him, but he whipped his head around to see raven hair and jaded eyes and he breathed a sigh of relief that it wasnât Buckley. âWhat did I tell you?â Shilo scolded under her breath. âYouâre going to get yourself caught.â
âOh, you know me,â Drakken tried to chuckle as he sat back to peer innocently up at her. âIâm not very good at following rules.â
âWell, work on it.â
He winced back from the bite in her voice and the weight of her glare. Villains broke rules â didnât she know that? He eyed her, and the hand still gripping his shoulder in particular, and decided that maybe her rules were best not broken if he could help it. âI just want to make sure youâreâ,â he began, but she cut him off with a snort.
âI can handle myself,â she reminded, and let go of his shoulder with a small shove. âYou need to stay out of my way. Worry about yourself, will ya? Honestly â youâve got a lot of nerve to get on my case and then do something this stupid. I thought you were supposed to be a genius?â
Drakken shrank a little more. âI know youâre capable,â he muttered, poking at his half-eaten breakfast. He grunted crossly and stabbed at a side of sausage. âWhat do they want with you anyway?â That was a dumb question to ask. Maybe he wasnât such a genius after all.
âTheyâre not taking me back,â grumbled his partner in crime, crossing her arms.
âNot without a fight,â he agreed, and her frown lightened just a little while.
She glanced toward the door before plopping herself down in the seat across from him, yanking off the ridiculous feathered witch hat and slumping over the table with her face buried in her arms. He almost called her name after a minute, but she heaved a weary sigh and pulled her head up a little to glower over to the other barista before glaring back up at him. âI blame you.â
Drakken scoffed. âFor?â
Her jaded eyes narrowed on him, and she shook her head, refusing to explain with more than a simple, âEverything.â She reached across to steal a sip of his mocha then, and he kept his complaint trapped behind zipped lips. She could probably use the caffeine more than him â but for heavenâs sake â she could go get her own.
âThey do want me to come back,â she confirmed. âBut if they were going to force me to go, they wouldnât be wasting time seeing how Iâm doing. I must be up to snuff so far. They havenât drugged or cuffed me yet. Anyway.â She took another sip and surrendered his mug. âIf they planned on taking me, they wouldnât have brought Dad. All the seats are taken. I guess this was my last chance to change my mind before big brother wraps it up on damage control and sweeps me under the rug to pretend I was never their mistake.â
âWhat?â Drakken uttered around a mouthful, tilting his head. There was something sad in her eyes, and he pulled his stare away to frown at the smudge of black lipstick on his mug. He turned it away from him to sip from a clean edge.
âBig brother doesnât want a bad apple like me spoiling their reputation,â she explained. âBig brotherâŠyou know. GloâIâm not gonna say it.â She shook her head and sighed grimly. âTheyâll probably keep an eye on me through my brothers for a bit, but if I can fool them too that Iâm just⊠this. Some ordinary girl in a small town. Then they might let their guard down and take their eyes off me. We might be okay.â
We. He liked the sound of that more than he ought to. âYou sound optimistic,â Drakken noted.
âThey have bigger fish to fry than lil olâ me,â she assured.
âThatâs a relief.â He watched the swirling remains of his mocha before knocking it back.
âTheyâll never know what hit them,â she agreed with a smile. A genuine smile, one that met her eyes and lifted some of the bleak exhaustion there, if only for a moment. She stood then, making a motion for him to pass her the mug. As she was offering to fetch him a refill, he shook his head and stood as well.
âI think Iâve pushed my luck enough for one morning,â he sighed and looked out toward the storefront. There were still no superheroes in sight, but he wasnât so gullible as to believe they had given up so easily. Theyâd be back. It was only a matter of time. âWhen does your family leave?â
âDunno,â she admitted. âI guess the twins wanted me to take them trick-or-treating tonight, so theyâre bound to turn up eventually to make me spend quality time with the family.â She shrugged and rolled her eyes.
âTry the north end of town,â advised Drakken offhandedly. âItâs the rich neighborhood.â He didnât know why he bothered sparing that information. Let the little brats get paperclips and tasteless candy â what did he care?
A new early-bird customer was just coming in then. Shiloâs idle time was up. Drakken sidestepped out of her way as his accomplice donned her witch hat and cleared the table.
âThanks for the tip,â she chirped flippantly, and as Drakken turned back to utter something confused in reflex, she smirked and pushed his wallet into his chest while pocketing a bill from it. âSee ya around, hon.â
The last bit didnât sit well with him, but Drakken let it slide before it could trip him up. She was smiling and bubbly and sweet now despite her exhaustion and bottled bitterness. It wasnât a show of endearment â it was all just a show she put on for customers, right down to the smile she flashed him as he took his leave.
Drakken grit his teeth and forced himself to return to the lair, despite how compelled he was to keep a watchful eye out for the superheroes, anxious his irreplaceable accomplice might be taken away at any moment, against her will or otherwise.
He tried to bear in mind there was certain protocol he ought to be following anyway. He had more important things to do than loiter around town, trying to stalk agents of Global Justice decked out in outlandish harlequin suits â things like barking orders at the henchmen to put the lair under lockdown starting with the garage, and ordering the whole lot of them into the depths of the subterranean hideaway and out of sight from probing spies, and to be on guard for a raid just in case. If Global Justice by any chance had followed Team Go to the oasis, there was the risk heâd caught their eye. Peculiar complexions like his had a way of acting as a red flag for illicit activities gone awry, after all.
But as Drakken sat down in front of the CCTV system, hands folded under his chin as he vigilantly watched the perimeter in grainy black and white feed, an inkling of doubt trickled in, watering a wry seed as he stewed. After some time, his nerves began to settle, and he sat back, weighing the likelihood of Global Justice considering a blue individual a threat or even a suspicious character on Halloween of all days.
He shook his head. He had too much idle time to think.
So he summoned a henchman to the chair to watch the security feed and left to occupy his buzzing mind with something more productive than staring at bulbous screens which only served to make his eyes burn. Let them be the watchdogs and watch the monotonous feedback â what else was he paying them for?
Though he was on the verge of scrapping it for parts in his frustration, Drakken returned to the cannon. It didnât distract him for long, but it kept him busy long enough to finish it. He got as far as pulling on a mask and giving it a quick coat of spraypaint to emulate the warning stripes of a yellowjacket.
The mask didnât do him a whole lot of good when the ventilation system in the lair left a lot to be desired, and he abandoned the project before the paint could finish dripping.
Dizzy from fumes, Drakken quickly retreated to his personal quarters and tugged off the mask, gasping for a breath of air yet to be polluted by the aerosol, though it still lingered on his clothes. He tossed his coat over the back of the couch to shed some of it, turning his attention to the kitchen next as he staved off the phantom sensation of standing on the roof of the van with a heavy weight on his shouldersâ
It was only noon, he noticed. That was fine. Enough time had elapsed and thereâd yet to be an alarm tripped. It was safe to relax a little and call it lunchtime, though his stomach was still knotted up with nerves. He made himself a grilled cheese sandwich, reminding himself he lived alone. Mostly alone. He only unthinkingly made a second because he was hungry, even if it was cold by the time he forced it down.
Neither were satisfying. No amount of butter or cheese could fix that.
He sat hunched over his kitchen island, frowning into a new cookbook that had yet to offer anything that tickled his fancy. Chocolate was an infallible go-to, but chocolate alone wasnât festive enough. Devilâs food still left a sour taste in his mouth anyway. Pumpkin pie, maybe? No. While he could bake a mean pumpkin pie, the art passed down to him from his grandmother, it was too mundane. It wasnât like he had anyone to impress â it was just that he must have made a hundred in his twenty-odd years of baking them.
He flicked on the television and melted into the couch, hopeful the leading cooking channel would inspire him, but it was droning on and on about decorative icing on sugar cookies in the shapes of bats and witches and pumpkins. Bored to sleep, he nodded off until a change of pace signified the start of some competitive whimsical cakes designed like graveyards or brains.
Drakken sat up with a groan at the sight of strawberry glaze drizzled over the brain-cake and flicked off the television. It was just a touch too realistic for his taste. He wasnât in the mood to see desserts disguised as organs.
Pieces floated together as he watched the stars behind his lids as he rubbed his stinging eyes. A moment later, he dove across the couch to fish his notebook from his jacket to jot down three words most certain to be delectable, just in case something came up and he got complacent. It sounded good in his head. It was certain to be leagues better than any revolting red velvet cerebrum.
He didnât need the worthless cookbook. The itch to toss it in the garbage didnât feel too unlike disregarding a map on a road trip, but he couldnât pry his fingers from the spine to drop it. He knew exactly how to make what he craved though â he didnât need someone elseâs instructions to guide him. Still, he grudgingly returned it to the shelf with half a dozen other useless cookbooks like it. His thoughtful mother had bought it for him anyway. He couldnât just throw out a gift.
As deliberately as he tried to keep his eyes down, he still caught a glimpse of the clock on the wall. It was half-past two.
If they werenât already, those rotten superheroes were bound to be on her any moment now. The lair was in lockdown â but he needed ingredients if he was going to concoct anything to cure a sweet tooth.
He felt his breath leave him and with it his resolve to stay safely holed up in his hideout.
Drakken shrugged on his coat â it had aired out enough â and stuffed his notebook back in the pocket. He knew exactly what he needed. He didnât need to make a list.
He still stood before the mainframe in the lab to write it out anyway, giving himself an extra minute to change his mind before lowering the lairâs defenses and ordering the henchman at the surveillance desk to keep a sharp eye out or heâd have his head served on a platter.
Drakken was soon coasting through town yet again in the restored station wagon, as the van was still too eye-catching with its damaged side â not to mention it was suspicious enough to the average civilian on a good day. He was minding his own business anyway â just popping into the Smarty Mart. He didnât need to be secretive.
How he found himself on the wrong side of town â well. He couldnât play stupid. He was compulsive. He could hardly help that. It was a villain thing.
Knowing he was playing with fire, Drakken kept his eye out as he cruised down Main Street, spotting his lone accomplice soon enough. Given the direction she was heading, she wasnât heading home. He had to guess she was on her way to the library, her usual respite from the weather, only this time she was likely avoiding the family he happened to know still had a jet parked on the front lawn at her address.
He was bound to be on edge for as long as Team Go was still in town. Paranoia grew by the second as he waited for the dreaded heroes to jump her. She wasnât far from Buckleyâs yet. Her brothers could be lurking anywhere, lying in wait.
She was confronted, but it wasnât by lousy do-gooders.
Drakken recognized the brown dog from a block away, and he pulled to the curb as Shilo was cut off by the traitorous deadbeat with the leash. He narrowed his eyes and drummed his fingers on the wheel, muttering under his breath his hopes for karma to catch the dog boy once and for all, especially once the steaming punk advanced on her. Granted, the temper might have been justified if Shilo had in fact let his dog out to run away, plus sheâd nearly pushed him from the second story earlier.
It didnât change the fact that Dr. Drakken rooted for her at a distance.
Ignoring the urge to intervene against his better judgment, he watched a dispute unfold. It started with some indiscernible shouting and flailing arms, the boy shaking the leash at her. And then Shego â Shilo â was shoved. She pushed back with twice the force, the boy stumbling over his own shoelaces, which lead to the dog being hastily tied to a tree as Shego goaded him on. To Drakkenâs disappointment, the sucker was lead around the nearest building, out of sight.
He almost envied the canineâs front-row seat. The dog barked furiously, lunging and straining at the stifling leash tethering it to the tree. A minute or so passed, and Drakken almost put the car back on the road to go investigate for himself.
A weight lifted from his chest then and he exhaled his relief as Shilo strolled out unscathed, her hair only slightly out of place. She chucked something into the air â a pair of shoes â and smoothed out her hair as the sneakers swung on the powerline above. She rubbed her knuckles, patted the mutt happily wagging its tail, and continued on her way.
The backstabber limped into sight toward his dog a moment later, his arm hanging limp and possibly dislocated. If he wasnât too caught up grieving over it, he might have continued shouting at Shiloâs back.
Drakken couldnât help smirking. âAttagirl,â he muttered, giddily pleased sheâd served payback herself. Proud as he was, the mugging reinforced a healthy respect. His own combat skill wasnât his sharpest asset â sheâd proved that to him not long ago in an enlightening lesson he wouldnât soon forget â and he knew she could easily do just the same to him.
Hell, she could do worse to Drakken than dislocate an arm or steal his shoes if she wished. He put a lot on the line, trusting the bad apple as he did. She could rob him blind, turn everything of his for her own profit, bend him to her will for her own gain â well, maybe she was already doing that.
He grimaced and tried not to consider he was being taken for a fool, even as he felt incredibly foolish heading for Smarty Mart with the idle curiosity if she fancied cheesecake. He shook his head. So what if she didnât? He baked for himself. He wasnât obligated to share his personal provisions, and he didnât have to impress her with desserts that put Buckleyâs to shame either.
It was a good thing heâd made a list, because he found himself distracted with each new aisle. He tried contemplating a meal plan, but his attention was stolen time and time again by enticing arrangements of candy and decorations. He grit his teeth and tried his damndest to turn a blind eye to the festive merchandise, but his willpower caved eventually, and he was soon perusing holiday goods while staving off the fear of his accomplice alone at the mercy of her brothers.
Before he knew where his feet were taking him, he stood in the costume aisle. This late in the game, pickings were slim. It had to be luck he even found a cape.
He didnât mean to inspect the silky black garment lined in red, and he especially didnât mean to drop it in the handbasket â though he justified it knowing someone was bound to come up behind him and pluck it from the rack for themselves if he didnât. He wondered, as he tossed a pair of overpriced fangs in the basket as well, if he could pull off a satin cape on a regular basis, but he halted the thought in its tracks before he could contemplate how many caped villains had been made a laughingstock. A cape was a ridiculous addition to his wardrobe â he was only wearing it for tonight, and then it was going in the office fireplace.
Thanks to his dillydallying and candy inspection in Smarty Mart, what should have taken him no more than twenty minutes from entry to checkout had taken him an hour or more. Still, he was compelled to blame a heavy overcast for the gloomy evening.
He was out of his mind, Drakken soon concluded as he made a beeline for his accompliceâs neighborhood. He couldnât convince himself he was only passing through on the way out of town, not when he had to drive so far out of the way to do so. He didnât even make it to her street before spotting Shego in her gear along with the whole gaggle of harlequin-clad boys.
Gripping the wheel, Drakken fixed his glare dead ahead, away from the superheroes toting bags and buckets like all the other kids swarming the streets. He made for home, back to his lair.
He had sightseeing to do tonight, but first he had to get changed.
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Fandom Userscript Cookbook: Five Projects to Get Your Feet Wet
Target audience: This post is dedicated, with love, to all novice, aspiring, occasional, or thwarted coders in fandom. If you did a code bootcamp once and donât know where to start applying your new skillz, this is for you. If you're pretty good with HTML and CSS but the W3Schools Javascript tutorials have you feeling out of your depth, this is for you. If you can do neat things in Python but donât know a good entry point for web programming, this is for you. Seasoned programmers looking for small, fun, low-investment hobby projects with useful end results are also welcome to raid this post for ideas.
You will need:
The Tampermonkey browser extension to run and edit userscripts
A handful of example userscripts from greasyfork.org. Just pick a few that look nifty and install them. AO3 Savior is a solid starting point for fandom tinkering.
Your browser dev tools. Hit F12 or right click > Inspect Element to find the stuff on the page you want to tweak and experiment with it. Move over to the Console tab once youâve got code to test out and debug.
Javascript references and tutorials. W3Schools has loads of both. Mozillaâs JS documentation is top-notch, and I often just keep their reference lists of built-in String and Array functions open in tabs as I code. StackOverflow is useful for questions, but donât assume the code snippets you find there are always reliable or copypastable.
Thatâs it. No development environment. No installing node.js or Ruby or Java or two different versions of Python. No build tools, no dependency management, no fucking Docker containers. No command line, even. Just a browser extension, the browserâs built-in dev tools, and reference material. Letâs go.
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jQuery and its documentation. If youâre wrestling with a mess of generic spans and divs and sparse, unhelpful use of classes, jQuery selectors are your best bet for finding the element you want before you snap and go on a murderous rampage. jQuery also happens to be the most ubiquitous JS library out there, the essential Swiss army knife for working with Javascriptâs... quirks, so experience with it is useful. It gets a bad rap because trying to build a whole house with a Swiss army knife is a foolâs errand, but itâs excellent for the stuff we're about to do.
Git or other source control, if youâve already got it set up. By all means share your work on Github. Greasy Fork can publish a userscript from a Github repo. It can also publish a userscript from an uploaded text file or some code you pasted into the upload form, so donât stress about it if youâre using a more informal process.
A text editor. Yes, seriously, this is optional. Itâs a question of whether youâd rather code everything right there in Tampermonkeyâs live editor, or keep a separate copy to paste into Tampermonkeyâs live editor for testing. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
Project #1: Hack on an existing userscript
Install some nifty-looking scripts for websites you visit regularly. Use them. Ponder small additions that would make them even niftier. Take a look at their code in the Tampermonkey editor. (Dashboard > click on the script name.) Try to figure out what each bit is doing.
Then change something, hit save, and refresh the page.
Break it. Make it select the wrong element on the page to modify. Make it blow up with a huge pile of console errors. Add a console.log("Iâm a teapot"); in the middle of a loop so it prints fifty times. Savor your power to make the background wizardry of the internet do incredibly dumb shit.
Then try a small improvement. It will probably break again. That's why you've got the live editor and the console, baby--poke it, prod it, and make it log everything it's doing until you've made it work.
Suggested bells and whistles to make the already-excellent AO3 Savior script even fancier:
Enable wildcards on a field that currently requires an exact match. Surely thereâs at least one song lyric or Richard Siken quote you never want to see in any part of a fic title ever again, right?
Add some text to the placeholder message. Give it a pretty background color. Change the amount of space it takes up on the page.
Blacklist any work with more than 10 fandoms listed. Then add a line to the AO3 Savior Config script to make the number customizable.
Add a global blacklist of terms that will get a work hidden no matter what field they're in.
Add a list of blacklisted tag combinations. Like "I'm okay with some coffee shop AUs, but the ones that are also tagged as fluff don't interest me, please hide them." Or "Character A/Character B is cute but I don't want to read PWP about them."
Anything else you think of!
Project #2: Good Artists Borrow, Great Artists Fork (DIY blacklisting)
Looking at existing scripts as a model for the boilerplate you'll need, create a script that runs on a site you use regularly that doesn't already have a blacklisting/filtering feature. If you can't think of one, Dreamwidth comments make a good guinea pig. (There's a blacklist script for them out there, but reinventing wheels for fun is how you learn, right? ...right?) Create a simple blacklisting script of your own for that site.
Start small for the site-specific HTML wrangling. Take an array of blacklisted keywords and log any chunk of post/comment text that contains one of them.
Then try to make the post/comment it belongs to disappear.
Then add a placeholder.
Then get fancy with whitelists and matching metadata like usernames/titles/tags as well.
Crib from existing blacklist scripts like AO3 Savior as shamelessly as you feel the need to. If you publish the resulting userscript for others to install (which you should, if it fills an unmet need!), please comment up any substantial chunks of copypasted or closely-reproduced code with credit/a link to the original. If your script basically is the original with some key changes, like our extra-fancy AO3 Savior above, see if thereâs a public Git repo you can fork.
Project #3: Make the dread Tumblr beast do a thing
Create a small script that runs on the Tumblr dashboard. Make it find all the posts on the page and log their IDs. Then log whether they're originals or reblogs. Then add a fancy border to the originals. Then add a different fancy border to your own posts. All of this data should be right there in the post HTML, so no need to derive it by looking for "x reblogged y" or source links or whatever--just make liberal use of Inspect Element and the post's data- attributes.
Extra credit: Explore the wildly variable messes that Tumblr's API spews out, and try to recreate XKit's timestamps feature with jQuery AJAX calls. (Post timestamps are one of the few reliable API data points.) Get a zillion bright ideas about what else you could do with the API data. Go through more actual post data to catalogue all the inconsistencies youâd have to catch. Cry as Tumblr kills the dream you dreamed.
Project #4: Make the dread Tumblr beast FIX a thing
Create a script that runs on individual Tumblr blogs (subdomains of tumblr.com). Browse some blogs with various themes until you've found a post with the upside-down reblog-chain bug and a post with reblogs displaying normally. Note the HTML differences between them. Make the script detect and highlight upside-down stacks of blockquotes. Then see if you can make it extract the blockquotes and reassemble them in the correct order. At this point you may be mobbed by friends and acquaintainces who want a fix for this fucking bug, which you can take as an opportunity to bury any lingering doubts about the usefulness of your scripting adventures.
(Note: Upside-down reblogs are the bug du jour as of September 2019. If you stumble upon this post later, please substitute whatever the latest Tumblr fuckery is that you'd like to fix.)
Project #5: Regular expressions are a hard limit
I mentioned up above that Dreamwidth comments are good guinea pigs for user scripting? You know what that means. Kinkmemes. Anon memes too, but kinkmemes (appropriately enough) offer so many opportunities for coding masochism. So here's a little exercise in sadism on my part, for anyone who wants to have fun (or "fun") with regular expressions:
Write a userscript that highlights all the prompts on any given page of a kinkmeme that have been filled.
Specifically, scan all the comment subject lines on the page for anything that looks like the title of a kinkmeme fill, and if you find one, highlight the prompt at the top of its thread. The nice ones will start with "FILL:" or end with "part 1/?" or "3/3 COMPLETE." The less nice ones will be more like "(former) minifill [37a / 50(?)] still haven't thought of a name for this thing" or "title that's just the subject line of the original prompt, Chapter 3." Your job is to catch as many of the weird ones as you can using regular expressions, while keeping false positives to a minimum.
Test it out on a real live kinkmeme, especially one without strict subject-line-formatting policies. I guarantee you, you will be delighted at some of the arcane shit your script manages to catch. And probably astonished at some of the arcane shit you never thought to look for because who the hell would even format a kinkmeme fill like that? Truly, freeform user input is a wonderful and terrible thing.
If that's not enough masochism for you, you could always try to make the script work on LiveJournal kinkmemes too!
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