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[jinkoh]

Pentagon - Making up after arguments (with food)

SFW, Warnings: food mentions, gender-neutral

anon requested: What kind of food would they make for their S/O after an argument?

a/n: Tysm for requesting!! I interpreted this a little more loosely because I felt that not all members would necessarily cook something themselves so it's more like "what kind of food would they bring their s/o after an argument?" - I hope that's okay with you anon❤️

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Jinho I think Jinho would like to take you out for dinner. It doesn’t necessarily have to be super fancy, but he’d just like to take you somewhere and treat you. He’d choose a restaurant he knows you like a lot and would let you order as much as you please.

Hui I think he might try to recreate your favorite dish. Maybe it’s something you like to cook yourself or something you like to eat at your family’s home. It wouldn’t be perfect but the mess in the kitchen and the cuts in his fingers would show how much effort he put in. The whole gesture is just very moving (and the food tastes better than it looks).

Hongseok He’d probably make a very balanced meal with several small side dishes, putting a lot of thought into nutritional value. He’d decorate them cutely by arranging things like small faces or cutting things out in animal shape. There’d be a dessert too (and he’d even ignore nutritional value for this one) 🥺

Shinwon I don’t really see him cooking something in this scenario, but I feel like he might order all your favorite take out. There’d be a big variety of things, even though he knows the two of you won’t be able to finish it all (don’t worry, it won’t be wasted, you can eat the rest tomorrow). You’d eat together, huddled on the couch watching your favorite TV show.

Changgu He’d prepare a picnic for the two of you. He’d pack a lot of fruits and some sandwiches and maybe some cake for dessert. Equipped with a comfortable blanket and maybe some pillows he’ll take you to a pretty park where you can sit in between the flowers and eat together.

Yanan I don’t think he’d cook, but I think he’d go to get your favorite dessert for you. He’d knock on your door really bashfully and when you let him in, look at you with big eyes from behind the sweet treat in his hands, hoping you’ll forgive him. And honestly, who can really stay angry at Yanan for long?

Yuto I think he’d make something he considers a comfort food himself. Like maybe a dish his mom used to cook for him when he was sick, something that feels warm and consoling to him. He’d tell you the story behind the food too, and you would find yourself agreeing that it’s indeed comforting.

Hyunggu He’d make something fancy, a very nice dinner. If it was a big fight he might have even gone all out and asked a cook (or the next best thing like idk Hongseok) to teach him how to make a certain dish. He’d put a lot of effort into setting the table, decorating it with flowers and candles. And of course he’d also choose a matching wine to go with the dinner (if you like wine).

Wooseok I don’t really see him cooking, but I feel like he’d get all your favorite snacks; cookies, chocolate, chips, ice cream, pudding – whatever you like. He’d put little sticky notes with cute doodles on the packaging. There’d be doodled flowers or hearts or little monsters with "I'm sorry" speech bubbles 🥺

Masterlist

[mevekagvain]

Chapter 287 - Aw flashback time 🥺 Urokai baby,,, also Roctis. You're cool too dad ig.

- "Your visits are becoming more frequent" and how do you feel about that Raizel? I ask him this while having him lay down on a couch because I am now his therapist. Every time he speaks I gently ask him to explain how he feels and at the end I give him a sign to wear saying "please ask me how i feel whenever i say something so i don't cause misunderstandings".

- Rayga being told to fight better like "huh I've never needed to because us nobles are op"

- Aww Urokai's being bigoted again <3 But yeah on a serious note pls stop,,, Also it's basically confirmed in this scene that it's a mixture of Frankenstein being a modified human + Raizel giving him attention that has Urokai so mad. Which, the modified part is fair if you consider that aside from Frankenstein all other modified humans have been the result of major pain and suffering. Ofc he should still actually try to get to know Frankenstein and learn the truth instead of just being an ass but nobody's immediately gonna believe that Frankenstein got this strong just because he tested on himself just like that.

- Anyway I'm pretty sure Rayga saying Urokai isn't usually so agitated making him flinch is actually showing how he's not allowed to be himself and instead must keep a calm elegant facade. Like he'd be looked down on if he was himself even if he didn't hate Frankenstein. Meanwhile Roctis just chill as Urokai throws his tantrums. Dragon clan solidarity 😔

- I love mvp lord so much I- "damn i thought you'd be seduced by my blood. should I just have done it the old fashioned way and seduced you with my body? hmm you're not really my type though-" and so on and so forth. I want to be there to help him make fun of his clan leaders and Frankenstein and Raizel.

Chapter 288 - Let Ashoka talk! He has to work all day and sit on that throne 24/7/365 and nobody talks to him but you can't be bothered to let him go on a tangent? If it was me I'd be steering the conversation to the topic of his favourite clan leader to cause drama smh.

- "Why is he cooped up inside all the time? How does he cope? Isn't it suffocating? Isn't he lonely?" I think the lord might be showing his own feelings about his own life here,,,

- Ashoka's right though, if I was a vampire I wouldn't want to bite random ppl. That's why you gotta seduce them into taking a shower first.

- Zarga who was just heading to visit Raizel normally but ended up having Roctis and Urokai tag along and stayed silent the entire time... i think he was probably going "i just wanted to have a staring contest with ser raizel in peace why did yall have to make it dramatic" inwardly

Chapter 289 - No seriously Zarga's first word in this flashback is "Urokai" because he's keeping him from murdering Frankenstein...

- I mean it's not that Raizel doesn't like visitors, he's just terrified of having to kill ppl he cares about. So it's less dislike and more of an existential dread I feel considering that he does actually love the traitors. Get it right Frankenstein.

- Zarga's just 🧍‍♂️always. He's the true statue representation among nobles.

Chapter 290 - You know something's wrong when even Roctis and Zarga are all "why Frankenstein got you so mad bro". They just don't get how much he cares about Raizel... They hang with Raizel for the staring contests, Urokai does it as paparazzi, y'all aren't the same. But Zarga's second speech bubble so far is telling Urokai he gets weirdly angry when it comes to Frankenstein.

- Lagus looks like a stick. I know that all those lines are supposed to show how old and shrivelled he is but yeah to me his skin is just actual bark. Anyway ignoring canon lagus for young pretty boy propaganda <3 tho tbf I do still have him as he is in canon and he only shifts back to being pretty when asked to by someone who knows hes just faking.

- Lagus straight up saying that Urokai is more emotional,,, yeah. All I can see Urokai thinking is "shut up old man" tho lmao

- Zarga's third speech bubble "Frankenstein annoying us is hilarious <3"

- Fourth "Frankenstein figured out we're evil because we visit ser Raizel" but like tbh anyone who looks at the expressions Urokai makes would have figured it out imo. Like guys he's your pet dog surely you've noticed what he does with his face.

- All of Zarga's talking is repeating info or commenting on what's happening/giving insight when it's not about Urokai. The things that actually give him personality aside from that is the third speech bubble and him just always... standing there doing nothing. My lazy king who babysits Urokai and loves him... ily

- No but if Urokai used a shred of critical thinking he'd probably go "huh. why do the humans have something belonging to a person Frankenstein cared for deeply... huh why do the assholes working with us hate Frankenstein? Huh." Like all the other traitors i think def figured it out. Urokai's just gone stupid from hatred. Zarga might not know but not because he's stupid. It's cos he's zoned out head empty no thoughts always.

- I'm just saying

- I think Gejutel and Lagus are friends because Lagus is just friends with everyone while Gejutel is too but when Lagus became an old stick man Gejutel's farm brain came out and went "stick important. can make farm tools. Is best friend now"

- How tf is a lance similar to a glaive Gejutel? Also you know Urokai wants to murder Frankenstein why are you allowing this spar to happen? And why tf are you spectating when you have duties that prevented you from sparring in the first place? Lies. All you spout are lies grandpa.

Chapter 291 - I've mentioned this b4 but it really took them several hours to find a sparring spot, huh? Like it was just bright daylight but now it's night. Or did they like arrange a time and place and reconvene in which case why couldn't you just be the one he sparred grandpa? Going insane.

- Lagus "The totally not evil humans I work with say Frankenstein is evil" and because Zarga doesn't want to make the mood weird with Gejutel around he goes "theyre probably full of shit though"

- And then Rayga also came to spectate out of fucking nowhere. Mr gargoyle with his entertainment sensor. Between Rayga and Zarga I think they're the airheaded pretty boys of the clan leaders. Their looks appeal to different types of ppl.

- HOW IS A LANCE LIKE A GLORIFIED SPEAR

Chapter 292 - Lagus and Roctis comment on how Urokai being angry is bad but Zarga just goes "Urokai" like??? Urokai what? Please add an emoji after so I can understand. Is it "Urokai <3" or "Urokai 😥" or do you just like saying his name or? What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

- They only do a close up of Zarga when Urokai loses his eye like okay more fodder for me misinterpreting things. Thank you <3

- Also like maybe it's just me but if someone lost their eye in a spar I would immediately be interfering instead of continuing talking with the other spectators and then going "hey you should stop now guys" while still standing on a cliff way overhead. Like put your body between them guys.

- Look obviously Urokai is at fault for being an asshole and having ulterior motives but it was also super fucked up of Frankenstein to be planning to severely harm Urokai too??? Like Gejutel, Rayga, you two mention yourselves that Frankenstein was aiming for worse damage and losing an eye was less damage than planned. Hell even Frankenstein says that. Do you guys not realise that in such a case, Frankenstein is the one at fault? Even with the capacity of healing that nobles have, aiming to incapacitate them intentionally in what is meant to be a friendly spar is horrifying. Imo we should give both Frankenstein and Urokai the Rael treatment. Throw them in jail for a decade. If this had been a neutral or friendly clan leader who didn't have ulterior motives but was similarly impulsive and easily manipulated and tricked... I think losing a fucking eye in a spar would be good reason to hate Frankenstein forever afterwards.

If Frankenstein truly suspected something was extremely off about the spar, he should have just refused the offer. Just. Wtf is wrong with this entire spar... Both participants go in planning to incapacitate the other from the get go, the spectators are inclusive of idiots who are on victim blaming territory, even the spectators on Urokai's side don't particularly care about the injury aside from maybe Zarga, how do you live with these fools lord? Like what if Frankenstein had completely succeeded with his attack? Nobles may be able to heal greatly but I don't think Urokai would survive getting part or all of his head blown off guys. Would you all still be so chill then? "Actually it was Urokai's fault for underestimating Frankenstein so the murder is okay <3" fuck off. Like none of these idiots are thinking anything through at all. Maybe just getting an eye destroyed is commonplace for nobles not that that's true either from all the training we've seen the nobles do but i think dying isn't which is the logical conclusion to what would have occurred if Urokai hadn't been lucky. Nobody cares about Urokai except me and mayhaps Zarga apparently and I really want to scream at everyone present in the screen right now. Including Urokai for the shit he's doing too.

Chapter 293 - Oh Tesamu flashback within a flashback chapter,,, please heal my anger with the inherent cuteness of a child.

- I always did wonder why Frankenstein didn't just... take Tesamu with him. Like he's implied to be an orphan and considering he's a Noblesse character I don't think he has anyone aside from Frankenstein so... as Mevek would say, it's free children!

- So like once again, I'm guessing all nobles noticed that Frankenstein was consumed and not just Ashoka and Raizel.

- I know Raizel says he never goes out but like... he very obvious practices poses with Ashoka fairly often.

- Wow Urokai, your gaping wound hurts after the lord and noblesse appear to interfere? I wonder why. Couldn't possibly be the vibrations and power from Frankenstein's attack and the overwhelming power of the two strongest nobles being detrimental to an already horrific injury. Nope, not at all. But like he does look cute here lol. Baby.

- Okay yeah Urokai is at fault for being bloodthirsty but he isn't at fault for losing an eye Ashoka. Please read my two paragraphs complaining about it above. I'm gonna go scream in the local well as one does now.

Chapter 294 - Oh, a noblesse using their own blood when they need more power is straight up canon lol. Pretend I never said that was a hc of mine 😣

Chaoter 295 - The angry face Urokai makes after talking to Frankenstein 😶 He has such a sweet smile while he's lying too like goddamn.

- No but you should have told Raizel straight up that you put your blood in his tea... Consent bro. You're just lucky Raizel doesn't even hold a grudge against ppl who try to fucking murder him.

- Aaaaand end flashback

Sidenotes - I think nobles who have rituals forcing people into death and a toxic culture that condones heavy bodily harm should sit down in a circle and share their happy childhood stories. Oh wait their parents abandon them and they're traumatised and they are put in charge and the cycle repeats so there aren't any. Sorry let's start again. I'll share some happy stories and you guys have to tell me what the moral is. If you're wrong you dont get a sticker that says you're a good girl/boy and because i know you nobles all crave validation it'll torture you all if you dont get any so this plan will work. So let's start :)

- Ashoka is so pretty. If only he was a woman,,, same goes for Urokai and Ludis and all the other men mistaken for women by some fans. Wish that was me.

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