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to answer @praevado-insider ‘s question: @secretlyvanillaperfection. 

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Hot or not: Jasmine

Hot. Definitely hot. @princess-jasmine-kh

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MFK: dudes

Is it too ambitious to say all of them? Lol uh okay.

Marry @prewittblewit because he’s my very own petty boy and I love him long time. Also, it would most definitely be an open relationship. Basically, he’s the only man I don’t think I would murder over the course of a lifetime. Fuck @yeedurlasthaw because hello you southern hottie. You ever need a good time, call me. Oh yes, and kill @50shadesofcristian because you know too much darling and that’s just how the cookie crumbles. Also, I know you’d forgive me someday. 🥰😘

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4: mfk - amara, simon, vi

Marry @ringaroundtheposie, because if we’re being honest neither of us are gong to marry for real. Fuck @absolutelyamara because lolol I already have I know it’s nice. Annnnd I guess Kiss @thisissimonwithoutthecat? 

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Syn and Cristian made it to the party finally and walking up to the hottest thing she could find within fifteen minutes of being there, she got down on one knee. “Excuse me, lad, I know I don’t know you but will you marry me?” she asked, holding the ring pop she’d bought when her dare came through for this occasion.

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I better be your favorite baby. But alright. I’ll come with you.

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You walking with me or are you going to leave me like everyone else too?

aight let’s go tammy. you’re such a baby sometimes, you know that?

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You walking with me or are you going to leave me like everyone else too?

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You go to the bathroom for like ten minutes and suddenly everyone’s cleared out. Ugh. Is anyone still here?

everyone left you cuz you were busy giving pre-party head. i only came back for my phone.

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You go to the bathroom for like ten minutes and suddenly everyone’s cleared out. Ugh. Is anyone still here?

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“We said no strings attached but now we’re in knots.”

— (via 10wordpoems)

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i am classically trained, you twat. i just let loose when we’re here. hand me the tequila, i’ll shut up now. 

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oh so now that you boys are paying for it, the rest of us have to suffer? AND  I would not have. A lady never invites herself anywhere, it’s not classy. But fine. I’ll behave, for now. We’re doing shots though, right, Crissy?

pretty much. ya, i’m sure you know all about being classy, right tammy? aight let’s do shots.

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oh so now that you boys are paying for it, the rest of us have to suffer? AND  I would not have. A lady never invites herself anywhere, it’s not classy. But fine. I’ll behave, for now. We’re doing shots though, right, Crissy?

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I’m sorry I’ve seen you cause mayhem in many villas in your day Cristian, darling. I didn’t say I’d destroy it. I plan on…sprucing up the party that’s all. And you pretty much had to.

that’s cuz they weren’t my villas. whatever, knock yourself out. and you know you would’ve invited yourself anyways. i did the gentlemanly thing.

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I’m sorry I’ve seen you cause mayhem in many villas in your day Cristian, darling. I didn’t say I’d destroy it. I plan on...sprucing up the party that’s all. And you pretty much had to.

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Very much ready to go drink and have a grand old time with you plebs. I’ll be at someone’s villa causing mayhem.

kinda rude to cause mayhem in someone’s villa when they so graciously invited you over, isn’t it?

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Very much ready to go drink and have a grand old time with you plebs. I’ll be at someone’s villa causing mayhem.

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I’m coming, I’m coming you big baby. Oh man is Dev there he’s gotta be lapping that shit up. What did you have in mind you big man baby?

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Well I was rounding second base with a handsome surfer, but I suppose your minor crisis can be dealt with. Give Posie some credit, she’s a doll. Where are you?

ya, my crisis is definitely more important than you getting it in with some hippy. we’re by the equipment rental. dumbass broke her moped already.

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Well I was rounding second base with a handsome surfer, but I suppose your minor crisis can be dealt with. Give Posie some credit, she’s a doll. Where are you?

if i have to hangout with my sister all day, i’m gonna shoot myself. @dev-the-developer @yaboi-dallas @queen-of-syn where you at???

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I’ve been here all of five minutes and I’m bored already. Someone please save me, or at least help me carry these stupid bags. I’m ready for some rich boy chasing and seaside drinking.