#please i love friendships and all the ones in hatchetfield are so good

[doug-meat]

listen i love shipping as much as the next guy but we as a fandom do not give nearly enough attention to the beautiful beautiful platonic relationships within hatchetfield. like bill and paul are the ogs love them. but also. paul and charlotte's friendship is so dear to me. i would like an expansion on linda gerald and jane's friendship So badly. the roller rink trio (sophia, daniel, hannah) are like literally so wonderful. frank pricely and miss holloway have such a cute friendship. if u rb with ur fave hatchetfield platonic relationships i will feel so much joy i LOVE FRIENDSHIPS!

[lab-trash]

hi!! aplogies if this is pushing but i really really really love your michie fic titled “H̶e̶r̶” and i was wondering if you’re planning on updating it at some point?? no pressure i just love the premise a lot and i am HOOKED

[also i really hope i have the right blog lol]

Okay, so first off. Right blog? Yes and no? I am the person who wrote Her, but this is more of my... sci-fi, supernatural blog? Which I suppose NPMD could key into, but it's much more sitcoms and movies. (Also just my personal rants, vents and other bullshit)

That being said, I've gotten a confused person looking for my musical theatre blog enough times that I definitely should create a pinned post including my other blogs.

My musical theatre blog, for future reference, is @im-not-a-l0ser . Very fitting if you ask me ^-^

Anyway! About your question! I do plan on updating it at some point, I just don't know when that point will be. Something that keeps me on top of my stories is writing chapters in advance so I don't get burnout. Example, I'm writing Beanies right now and there are nine chapters posted. Chapter 10 is complete, but I haven't yet finished chapter 11, so I'm not posting Chapter 10, and Chapter 11 won't be out until Chapter 12 is complete. (This also allows me to double-post chapters when I'm finishing a book, although this has not actually happened yet.)

I did not start doing this until after starting Her. I'm stuck with Her, because I don't know what direction I'm going into, and I don't know where to start. Also doesn't help that my parents were never formally divorced (they have 6 kids and had been married for over 20 years by the time they separated; can't blame them) so I really don't know anything about the process. I know it's long and gruelling and stuff, but I don't know how quickly I'd be able to just gloss over it. But I suppose maybe Gary Goldstein (Attorney At Law) is a good enough lawyer to get it wrapped up real quick lol.

I understand that Her is more of an angst and trans-comfort gold mine, but feel free to take a peak into my other books, which are updated slightly more frequently, such as Beanies or Zeek: The Fighting Nighthawk. Beanies is more building friendship secretly between them, while Zeek: The Fighting Nighthawk has them becoming friends with one under false identity (obviously, that's Zeek.) Beanies does also include the same character being trans, but it's not a major plot/talking point (yet). I really appreciate the support, I'm just going to be very busy between planning for pride and writing for Beanies (I have a trio of chapters coming out that I want to get out of the way before I pick up something else; I don't want burnt out on this before I even finish the pride event stories.)

If you want something of mine that's complete, I have a handful of one-shots, such as Dance with Death (spoilers for Workin' Boys and Abstinence Camp), Max Jagerman's Socks, r/TrueOffMyChest (you can actually find some backstory for that on my blog under an ask @/24-guy sent in), and Max Jagerman's Private Story.

I also have an ongoing porn saga but we're not gonna talk about that right now

Hi! If you follow me for LREF, Stranger Things, It, etc. and you for some reason read this whole thing. You should totally go watch the Hatchetfield musicals! If you like musicals (some people don't lmao)

If you're interested, they have a rich lore, many meta-jokes, and a currently active fandom which you might enjoy (looking at you LREF fandom. That is to say, like six people.)

If you are interested, it's The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, and Nerdy Prudes Must Die. They're all free on YouTube, recorded by the creators and they're all absolutely fantastic IMO. Watch them in that order though! If you don't, you'll be really confused! This is a trilogy (kinda), the world is the same (kinda), the previous shows give context for world building and jokes.

If you do watch them, please please come talk to me about it over on @im-not-a-l0ser . I do highly recommend blocking the tags though before you've finished them. Spoilers can happen really easily, and when it comes to Hatchetfield, something that might seem small or insignificant (or maybe just extremely confusing) probably means something pretty big overall.

(Ps, there's also a 'mini series' called Nightmare Time. It definitely gives some context and it expands upon Hatchetfield as a whole, but it's not technically necessary to watch. I'm not gonna force anyone to watch it, just because there's so goddamn much of it.)

[just-a-broadway-girl]

My Favorite Parts of the Perky’s Buds/Abstinence Camp Talkback

JAY DRESSING AS KUZCO FOR HALLOWEEN I CAN’T 

Joey fully willing to keep up the bird shtick for the entire talkback

Nick: “My dad’s calling.” Lauren: “PUT HIM ON”

“We gotta lotta Daddies this season.”

Mariah and Angela joining together 😭

Honestly Mariah and Angela just losing their shit together the entire time

“We hate that bird.”

CURT AND KIM IN THEIR COSTUMES OMG

“Batman directed this video??” “Yes.”

Everyone thinking Jon was a pilgrim

“Hello I’m Jon Matteson, I’m he/him, I played Boy Jerry, and I’m a little witch.”

Everyone yelling at Corey to get into the meeting

“I played Counselor number something and Camper number something else”

Everyone shut the fuck up Bryce is a Gryffindor

“Paul did you get my texts.”

MATT ALWAYS DOING THE SMOKE CLUB THING

No James I’m literally gonna cry

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE IS STILL ON BITCHES 🙌🙌🙌

“Boy Joey??” IM LOSING MY MIND

“Let’s put it in there, let’s make it canon!” NICK PLEASE

IM LIKE 90% SURE COREY AND NICK JUST MADE BILL CANONICALLY IN LOVE WITH TED PLSSSS

(Bill and Ted... motherfucker.)

“Well, you’re welcome.”

NOT JAE SLIDING INTO NICK’S DMS JESUS CHRIST

Seriously tho that story is so cute I’m gonna cry

Joey saying “Paul, there is a right answer” and then Paul literally saying “Ted” and Joey’s face afterward

“This is such a good day for me! Thank you!”

That Lumberaxe puppet is TERRIFYING

“So foul...” “Oh my god...” “Yeah, nasty...” “Hot.” 

“Lauren did you just say hot?” “He’s fucking hot.”

“Where did you get those teeth? Asking for a friend.”

“My favorite part about filming my three lines...” BRYCE LMAO IM DEAD

ANGELA BEING SO ADAMANT ABOUT CARPOOL IM CRYING

Corey and Bryce meeting for the first time ON THE MEETING😭

everyone doing the smoke club thing 😂

I’m pretty sure it’s now canon that Ziggs founded the Smoke Club

“To make me look thicc.” - Curt Mega, 2021

Everyone making fun of the contrast between Curt’s and Lauren’s music videos

“Was that the lens they used for Marriage Story?” “It was thank you so much for noticing that.”

“We actually got the cinematographer from Roma”

“Also, I had to do a headstand, and I am bad at that.” - Jon Matteson, 2021

Wait these all take place in the same reality what the fuck

Wait is that the answer it’s different realities????

Why is no one talking about this????

Mariah and Corey joking about playing Father-Daughter duos 😭🥺

NOT NICK MAKING THE “Have you always been that jacked???” JOKE

“Oh so the awesome stoner friendship wasn’t ENOUGH?!”

everyone absolutely going apeshit after Angela says she’s Italian

MARIAH AND ANGELA’S FACES AFTER SOMEONE ASKED IF GRACE AND STEPH ARE GONNA GET TOGETHER

Jeff sounding so offended when he said “I wouldn’t do that on WORK time!”

everyone fangirling over Jeff and his musical prowess

“He’s the SAX man.” (”This week’s ‘craft class’”)

all of them going “Aww...🥺🥰” while talking about Bill dating again

COREY REITERATING THAT BILL WANTS TO DATE TED OH MY GOD

new info on workin boys?? 👀

MAKE THE FANART THEY ASK FOR YOU COWARDS

Everyone plugging their favorite fan artists 🥺

“PROMO CODE MEAT-A-BALLS”

Alright who’s gonna make the Hatchetfield video game 😡

Oh they are just teasing Bryce’s big role in Killer Track and I’m LIVING for it

“Go get spooky everybody!” - Nick Lang, 2021

“Happy Hatchetween!”

“Nick can we talk about these recordings?” “NOT ON CAMERA, COREY”

Anyways stan Starkid and get your tickets for episodes 3 and 4

[carvour]

oh ANY spies character & the song or agent mega & sleeping position 👀🥺

i believe the ask said that you could send me a character and i would answer all of the questions, so i’ll include the stuff your question had :D

AGENT CURT MEGA (cuz i love he); a song that reminds me of them ; > new james bond by no more kings. the song unfortunately isn’t on youtube or spotify anymore, but here’s the bandcamp link.  what they smell like ;  > too-much-effort cologne, aftershave, and pomade. whiskey as well, but that smell grew strong in post-fall of course. an otp ; > curtwen, duh :D a notp ; > if you even infer in anything you write/draw to richard big/curt mega i will stomp you to death with my hooves (or like, if you ship him and any female character i’m getting my sword) favorite platonic/familial relationships ; > his and tatiana’s friendship is so fucking awesome. like... it is the peak of wlw and mlm solidarity and it’s fucking sweet as hell. also, i love cynthia being his second mom. or, on a more accurate case, his cigarette/wine aunt. a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with ; > not necessarily a headcanon, but i find too many fics that write curt as actually stupid, and it upsets me because he isn’t stupid! he isn’t! he had to have a good ass level of competency in order to become the spy that he is, so. dudes i’m begging you please don’t write him dumb.  the position they sleep in ; > alone, probably trying to take up the entire bed with his body (because the hc he sleeps like a starfish is both scarily accurate and also a mood) with owen, he is definitely the little spoon unless he’s upset. then owen lets him have big spoon rights because he can have them. as a treat. a crossover au i’d love to see them in ; > to steal from another answer, marvel. or james bond in general, i’d find that to be interesting. also! saf x hatchetfield, just sayin’ that those peip/chimera connections are waiting  my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn ;

red & black leather jacket rights ✌️

or the white suit, either one. i love both of them equally, so i really can’t choose skgjb thank you for asking! anyone else want to send me a character vibe check?

[carvour]

Ok someone asked Curt, so I've gotta do it: one vibe check for Owen Carvour please

one vibe check for owen carvour, comin’ right up!

AGENT OWEN CARVOUR;

a song that reminds me of them ; > skyfall by adele. it was really hard to choose between this and no time to die, but the owen vibes off of skyfall intrigue me very much

what they smell like ; > pre-fall, probably a mix of coffee, hair gel, and cologne (but, like, the subtle kind that’s sweet and you can only really smell it if you get close enough. which curt has, by the way. many times.) post-fall, the smell is definitely heavy traces of gunpowder and steel. and blood, probably.

an otp ; > curtwen, of course

a notp ; > there is a tatiana/owen tag. it is the most cursed thing i have ever seen. it is atrocious. do not ship him with any female character in the show seriously-

favorite platonic/familial relationships ;  > a tatiana and owen friendship is something we were TRULY robbed of, but in terms of familial relationships a good bond with cynthia as the mom he never really had and mrs. mega as the extended family he never had as well is really sweet, and i wished we could get more of that.

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with ;  > this one is hard, because a lot of hcs that the fandom has i usually vibe with, but the two i would probably say that i don’t like AT ALL is him being bisexual (because i kinda just... don’t get that vibe?) or him using curt as a honeypot and never actually loving him. because fuck that, they loved each other, get that outta my face.

the position they sleep in ;  > alone, probably on his side or on his back. he’s not like curt, though, and he doesn’t take up much space on the bed with curt, he would always be big spoon unless curt was a) upset, and needed the big spoon rights or b) very drunk and wouldn’t hear anything from owen otherwise

a crossover au i’d love to see them in ;  > again with curt, a marvel crossover would be cool as hell, as well as the james bond AU in addition. again, with his involvement in chimera, a hatchetfield crossover would be very very interesting to explore

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn ;  > he hasn’t worn many outfits, so really i don’t have much to choose, but i’ll show my favorite pictures;

lookit him. that’s my son. <3

thank you for asking! anyone else want to send me a character vibe check?