#please for the love of god i am begging

[thesistersarcheron]

I need a strong dose of Nessian injected directly into my veins this week, so if anyone has any fic recs, please share!

[ace-of-hearts-and-spades]

Listening to "OK" by Rammstein while devouring a salad and chocolate milk bc I only had half a lunch five hours ago while also scrolling through Tumblr while also hiding in the most isolated corner of the house so I don't catch COVID from my dad. This shit is absurd.

[lifemod17]

I hate him why is he like this (nobody also ask me the color of anything)

To Be Alone the song that you are, please never leave the setlist!!!

Hozier in Zurich 06/27/2024

Source: tiktok.com

[orioofthestars]

OFFICIAL RELEASE SO IM BRINGING THIS BACK—

yk Hermes’ new design? Kinda reminds me of smth…

[cozylittleartblog]

wheatley and queen are restocked! + i have b grades again <3

cozylittleartshoppe @ etsy

[chumbyy]

self-portrait

[xxplastic-cubexx]

it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

[not-the-coffee-machine4]

Me: *tries to see what the Queen fans on TikTok have to say*

*Jim hate*

*”facts” that may or not be actually true*

*”Freddie Mercury was bisexual-“*

*Using Barbara Valentin as evidence*

*thinking things that happened in the movie actually happened irl*

*general misinformation about everyone and everything*

Me: aaaaand back to Tumblr I go

(open tags at your own risk, there’s a whole essay in there)

[spookky-aint-spooky]

What if we all drew Sir Pentious as Eminem.. haha jk! ..unless?

based on this

[the-eyes-of-andyserkis]

Ok, I'm finally starting on (and re-doing in better quality some that I've already posted) "The Batman" gifs. I don't know how long it'll take me, but here we go! 🫴🦇

[ Part One ] | [ Part Two ] | [ Part Three ] | [ Part Four ]

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

not to undermine the emotional significance of the title on probably dozens of blackhands spotify playlists but tbh. imo. if i may.

to me, izzy’s “you told me that above all else is loyalty to my captain” reads exactly like how fang saying “you told me that the love of a pet makes a man weak” in e6 reads. which is that Blackbeard is ed’s worksona, a front he puts on to portray himself as a badass legendary masculine caricature, so sometimes ed says some random shit that sounds kinda ominous and edgy just to keep up appearances.

like in e6, ed barely even remembers saying that shit about loving a pet. the reason he gives for not letting fang keep the dog is that pets make the ship dirty. but disliking mess is not cool/badass/manly enough for The Legendary Blackbeard, so what he said to fang at the time was some bullshit about how having pets is for pussies or whatever. and you know that what he said is bullshit bc he barely remembers saying it. the dialogue and the acting in that scene all imply that the whole “the love of a pet makes a man weak” thing was literally just ed talking out of his ass.

so like. to ME it seems really likely that ed telling izzy “above all else is loyalty to your captain” was ed finding a way to say “a big part of your job is not betraying me” but in a way that sounded cool. and he wasn’t invested in it sounding cool bc izzy’s promotion was a particularly important moment to ed, he wanted it to sound cool for the same reason he needed his “no pets allowed” policy to sound cool. the facade of The Legendary Blackbeard wasn’t just for ed’s enemies, ed needed his crew to believe in it, too.

in the very first episode, buttons tells us that traditionally, pirate captains maintain the respect and obedience of their crew by successfully portraying themselves as tough, badass, manly. ed’s done this by building his reputation as a genius sailor and bloodthirsty killer, and for years he’s most likely had to interact with his crew in a way that supports that reputation.

tl;dr “above all else is loyalty to your captain” was most likely ed making up some manly-sounding bullshit to keep up appearances in the same way that “the love of a pet makes a man weak” was clearly just him talking out of his ass

[bugwolfsstuff]

*shakes you* Listen to me LISTEN TO ME

ZEUS IS NOT JUST A FUCKBOY

HE HAS MORE TO HIM THAN HIS SEX LIFE

HE IS MORE THAN JUST THE KING THAT CHEATS

HE IS THE GOD OF HOSPITALITY, JUSTICE, WEATHER, DESTINY

PLEASE STOP MAKING HIM AN ABUSIVE FATHER LET HIM BE KIND FOR AT LEAST A MOMENT

PLEASE

HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AS MANY CHILDREN AS POSEIDON

PLEASE GIVE US ONE MEDIA THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM CRUEL

[captainbfresh]

I want them to get married so during the vows Tommy can take the piss out of Evan 'I'm an ally' Buckley for a disastrous first date

[kinos-fortress-2]

what does one unfinished fic from like 2022 of a very rareshipp does a to a mf

and also a trashy playlist that got me in my own feelings...

[shesmyscar]

currently thinking about how doug and michael both call lisa “kiddo” when lisa is in a vulnerable moment with both of them, they both betray her in similar/different ways, and how neither of them see her as equal to them

[one-paper-bag]

“revival falsettos is better” “obc falsettos is better” can we agree that they are both valid and phenomenal interpretations of a piece that aim to do different things artistically in multiple areas?