#please feel free to add more

[knownoshamc]

top "Nandor being down for Guillermo" moments (in no particular order):

asking Colin Robinson to take a picture of him having fun, so Guillermo knew he didn't miss him at all

saying "I've been very unhappy since you left" and him practically begging Guillermo to come back

wanting to turn Guillermo in his homeland (romantic much)

giving one of his male wives the coin, because he defeated him, whilst with Guillermo he looks waaaay into it.

making a glitter portrait of them both as vampires

asking him to be his best man before he even had a bride to be. bonus: he was inspired by "The Wedding Planner", in which the groom ends up marrying his wedding planner. subtle.

being disappointed that Guillermo wasn't jealous anymore

going to freaking space for him

asking for Guillermo whenever he is distressed

honestly, just him in his coffin in 5x01, the definition of heart eyes

keeping a card Guillermo gave him 13 years ago. does he have a special box with everything Guillermo has given him over the years? he memorized that card. he mouthed the words along.

clenching on his sweater, looking absolutely miserable

[pettykingratboyy]

would you guys like to see my collection of photos of wrestlers with small animals

of course you would here you go

some of them aren’t that small but it’s okay

[littlexdeaths]

drummer!eddie who:

• breaks so many drumsticks from going too hard.

• has absolutely delicious biceps.

• is always shirtless.

• has the messiest hair.

• taps drum beats on your thighs.

[esteemed-excellency]

It's Never Sunny in London

[clementine-kesh]

moments in star trek that weren’t actually gay sex but also were gay sex:

the shot in enterprise where we see archer from the back as shran appears on the viewscreen in front of him and shran’s antenna poke out above his head

voyager s3e3 the chute

[phoenixlokis]

[tilthedayidice]

I was taking all my prescriptions and putting them in a single bottle each (they give me a three month supply so three bottle blegh). But I was thinking about how i have so many of these bottles. Then I thought maybe someone else does too. So I wanna share what I use all these bottles for because throwing them away (Recycling is a little rough to get to) feels gross for me.

Custom Paint Mixes- Acrylic, Gauche, and Water color hold really well in these bottles. I have a countless number of them filled with paint i was mixing for gradients or shading. Some paint reacts to the plastic weird so be sure to test it out first!!!

Sorting- I make a lot of miniatures and jewelry and all sorts of random things, I don't have a lot of things to put them in, But the bottles are really good for the smaller things. Beads, Minis, clay you wanna color but keep separate from the rest, slimes,

Travel Containers- Really good for any small items you need a container for when traveling! They're air tight and have child proofing so whatever is in it wont be budgin!

Plant Starters- Now this one is meant specifically for those large clear bottles. I get them a lot with one particular prescription and they're Quite Large. If you have an Awl (I know kinda specific but I'm crafty) or any other similar tool, you can heat it and make small draining holes in the bottom, Its good for any tiny/starter plant in a pinch. I know I said they're quite large, but I mean in relation to other bottles.

Worm habitat for when your gf inevitably turns into a worm!- Not actually recommended, She was cramped.

Please feel free to add any other uses you know of!!! I was just doin the Big Think about it and wanted to share in case anyone else was thinkin about it too :)

[baughtio]

Whumpee is a royal offspring, taken hostage from the harbour by enemy marine troops as part of a peace treaty. From their loaded ship, the troops eye the harbour from a distance, in case an opportunity arises.

Imagine all the whump…

Whumpee is treated like a cabin boy, bending to the crew’s every whim

The ship is too far offshore that whumpee cannot possibly escape, despite being able to see their castle from the small hole in their closet

Whumpee choking and splashing on water as they’re tagged alongside the boat (for fun), leashed to the deck by coarse ropes

Being dragged out of the sea, water fluttering from whumpee’s eyelashes; they’re a shivering mess

Left collapsed on the deck until dawn. Whumpee blinks at the sky’s pink and orange hues through lidded eyes. Throw in a flying seagull or two to symbolise freedom

“Allies” (whumpee’s guardian, boss, team etc) anger the troops in some way, so they take it out on whumpee. e.g., The sleep-deprived whumpee notices the crew eyeing them weirdly while they’re serving breakfest. They hear rumours of “a turn of events”. Moments later, whumpee is called to the bridge of the ship where the captain awaits. They drag their trembling selves up and kneel before the captain for mercy and a time to explain their allies’ misconduct, but before they can utter a single “please”, the captain shoots their thigh.

Whumpee gasping with tears in their eyes as they bleed out in front of everybody. Another bang and scalding hot pain courses through their shoulder

Whumpee looks up at passing crew members with imploring eyes, but most look away. Some chuckle and even get a few kicks in

Later, whumpee is made to clean the puddle of blood they made. The crew laugh at how they stumble around and try to stand up by leaning on the mop

[nolricebowl]

Nicknames I’ve seen for Dr Chalathon from The Sign

- Dr cha cha

- Dr cocomelon

- Dr Bitchalathon

- Dr Dickalathon

- Dr Cha cha slide

- Dr Douchelaton

- Dr Chophisdickoff

- Dr Chalodick

- Dr Chaloprick

And my personal favs…

- Dr Duolingo

- Dr Conditioning

- Dr Chloroform

- Dr Crackers

- Dr Chucky Cheese

[sky-scribbles]

I had a sudden pang of missing Narrative Telephone, so... a compliation of some of my favourite moments:

And when he saw the wolf, the wolf had a beak?

You did what you did, because you did what you had to do and you did it because you had to do what you did, and you set BOUNDARIES.

The other two children apparently just stand there and watch this happen and are like ‘my turn!’

His beautiful lover, Sudara! [thirty seconds later] What was her name again? Sahara? [thirty seconds later] And the letter was addressed to his lady, uh... Serena!

I am a member of the Clasp, as we all LOVE to announce!

Grog Stonejaw

And I was like ‘fuck you’ and they were like ‘drink this!’

Fey Friends Best Buds HP Ink For Your Printer and Such 

It was a ken-KOO! This kenKOO is just dead! That’s why it’s a corpse!

And then from downstairs there arose such a clatter, they all went downstairs and saw a bunch of food on platters! And Beau was like, ‘no no no don’t touch, it’s poisoned.’ [beat] So nobody ate the food.

The hippogriff’s name is Schmoopsy Ploopsy. Which might have been what the Ruby of the Sea was doing, so this hippogriff’s name is boning, but in Zemnian.

King Mahna Mahna

ADULA! Adula, I do love ya! I don’t know what I’d do, I’d do without ya! ‘Cause I love ya, Adula!

‘Are you a crone? Just tell me!!!’ And she said ‘JA!!! OMNOMNOM!’

[bucketbender]

Top 5 Korvo quotes this season that won’t leave my head because of Dan Stevens’ delivery :

- Terry, what you need to uncover is the fUCKING DINNER HELMETS

- Shut up you big silly, you love it when I go sci-fi ;)

- We’re gonna see the ugly parts of each other, and we’ll be okay !

- I’ll never tell~

- I don’t want to lose us so we can see "what if Jesse had the powers of Thor" or whatever !?

[purrassicjet]

Songs that go way too hard for being an improvised musical:

- Ticket to Nowhere (Welcome to Mountport)

- Captain's Log (My Moon and My Stars) (Space Rocks)

[omjitskailay]

Musicals that should be gay

Wicked: I mean this is the obvious one. Glinda and Elphie belong together and Fiyero can go fuck himself

Waitress: I'm telling you, I don't Sara Bareilles as Jenna, but imagine her as Dr. Jill Pomatter making out on the examination bed with Jessie Mueller...

Matilda: Ik its not in the original source material but I'm sure it wouldn't hurt to have miss Honey and miss Phelps kiss at the end

Music Man: Mr H. H you can fuck right off because the main star of this musical deserves someone better than you and by better i do mean a girl

My Fair Lady: see above

[unkn0wncryptid]

talking to @cowgaykermit about Dragon Age (as we do) and they said "rip da2 for that name. this should have been da4. dao, da2, dai, da4. stick with the theme you started bioware omg. was about to say dreadwolf is a bit on the nose but esucrhgsh origins is all about diff origins and inquisition??? hello??? dreadwolf is not too on the nose i am wrong. petition to rename da2 dragon age kirkwall"

and then we started coming up with alternate names for DA2

DA Champion

DA Angst

DA This One's Rough Guys

DA Reuse Maps We're Lazy

DA Fuck Anders But Not In A Good Way You'll Find Out Why Later

DA Protect Fenris At All Costs

DA Fenhawke

DA Let's Blow Up The Chantry!

DA No World To Save But You Make Friends Anyway

DA Gotta Be Human Sorry Bro

DA Goodbye Family

DA Found Family Cuz Yours Is Gone Now

DA No You Can't Fuck The Dwarf

DA Don't Worry Cullen Gets Much Hotter In The Next One

DA You're Gonna Pick Purple

[ninjamelissajulien]

List of Topics that were Retconned/Forgotten by the end of Crystalized

- Sacred Flute 

- Kruncha/Nuckal still living in Ninjago

- Cole’s village being in the dead center of Ninjago City

-Ninjago City being surrounded by desert

-the massive gouge created by the Mega Weapon

-Ninjaball Run/Ninjago Talent Show being important annual events

- the crystal cavern that chen’s staff came from (that could absorb elemental powers(

-the Ultra Sonic Raider

-the elemental blades (s2)

-the Cursed Realm being destroyed lead to Djinnjago being destroyed, potentially leading to a domino effect throughout the realms

-see also: two realms being destroyed, potentially throwing the balance off

- the sky pirates

-(im sorry about this one) Echo Zane

- Everything from “Nya, take my hand” to “Your wish is yours to keep”

-the time twins being fucking stranded in time with the vermillion (they’re gonna die up there)

-the monarchy/the jade palace

-Techno!Wu (What even was that)

-the letter that turned Wu against Garmadon (s4)

-Misako knowing spinjitzu

-the Elemental dragons

-Airjitzu / Cyclondo (excluding the power-up from Prime Empire)

-the impact the Ice Emperor had on Zane’s psyche/Lloyd’s psyche

-Boreal

-Zane’s PTSD from death

-Cole’s character development from MOTM

-Ronin’s character development from the WilFilm Era

-Kai’s bravery/intelligence from the earlier seasons

-Jay’s engineering skills

-Cole’s intelligence (exception: MOTM)

-Zane’s connection to humanity and self-preservation

-Jamanakai Village

-the importance of the New Ninja/the Mayor in crystalized

-the Dark island was forgotten lol

-Mr. E’s identity

-Clouse still being a ghost and in Ninjago

-the lack of accessibility from Borg Tower

-also Borg literally having his arm ripped off by the overlord and getting fucked up by the tech

-the Ninja going to space

-Darkley’s --> Wu’s School (the kids being basically abandoned)

-Wu tearing down Garmadon’s monastery for the failed teashop

-Wu summoning an Elemental Dragon

[dengeki-gs]

list of video games that dont exist but have achieved cultural notoriety:

-penn and teller’s shithead basketball

-scrimmy bingus and the crungy spingus

-meet and fuck kingdom