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lmfao not you calling me Psycho for calling you out for your bullshit.
keep going girly pop. Tell me how I'm pyscho.
#mysticrealmnovels is a joke#rayven is a pretty shitty person#bookblr#don't support her#stolen content#you can't hid from me bitch#please enlighten me dumbass
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ill break your shit adam
warning for adult lang
fuck you adam sandler
youre lucky karkat likes you
stupid fuck sees an amnesiac girl
and asks her can i marry you
that lady got issues mentally
you still down to do shit anally
deplorable zit on the ass of romanza
karkat told me to put that shit in this stanza
do raps even count as having stanzas
slam poetry tyke at preschool im no manza
youd probably jack it to a log with holes if they were wet ones
sitting on that stupid dock with her papa cracking cold ones
piece of shit id push you off that dock and watch you bubbling
kick your ass like her shitty bro failed when you were troubling
penguins dont quack like fucking ducks you dumbass
thats not part of the rap i just think that youre a dumbass
back to the rap sandler i bet you couldnt drop a single bar
too busy picking up stupid women at the stupid women bar
who even let you into hawaii
also did i say karkat liked you i was kidding he wants to kick your heinie
seriously watching that shit again made him start slamming his head into the cushions and screaming i had to pry them out his hands and he almost bit me
sorry i forgot i was rapping again
piece of shit forgot that you can like women while dating other men
still not over that chuck and larry shit adam
if you just said to the gov you were bi you coulda had em
firefighter of the year? well try putting out this heat
karkats gonna beat your ass like you do every night to your meat
gotta ask is this shit wish fulfilment for you
gotta say larry deserved better than you
i could treat him way better than you not in a gay way though
i just mean youre a massive sleaze basically the worlds shittiest bro
back to 50 first dates man sandler your shit is a bore
the stupid bits with schneider got my ass addicted to snore
if i was that stupid walrus id tear your ass to shreds
if i was that penguin i would also tear your ass to shreds
itd be harder but id still do it
bro fuck adam sandler im through it
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TT: Wow. Bravo, Dave. You've outdone yourself.
TG: i wrote this one exceptionally fucking terrible to represent my inner darkness
TG: i can never unwatch those cinematic fossilized turds theyre like time capsules devoted to everything wrong with america
TG: you dont even understand how egregious that was
TT: I can sense the utter malaise and contempt in every word. It's beautiful.
TT: One particularly interesting point I'd like to make is the fact that you managed to refer to butts in a song about a male target, 10 times in the span of 37 lines. It's not an exorbitant amount, but it appears to be a running theme in your works. Very interesting, if you ask me --
TG: nooooo
TG: nope no
TG: not this shit again
TG: listen one of them is karkats fault
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CG: ROSE, YOU JUST DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S DOING HERE AT ALL.
TT: No? Please, enlighten me Karkat.
CG: GLADLY.
CG: HE STARTS OUT WITH THE FRIGGIN WORD "ANAL" PRECEDING ALL OF THE OTHER MENTIONS, OF COURSE IT'S ON PURPOSE. IT INSTILLS THAT IMAGERY IN YOUR NUGBONE THROUGHOUT THE TRACK.
CG: AND YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED A RECURRING USE OF THE WORD "SHIT", IN TANDEM. BOG-STANDARD FOR DAVE, RIGHT? NO! IT'S PART OF THE EFFECT!
CG: MY THESIS: ADAM SANDLER MOVIES ARE PIECES OF ABSOLUTE SHIT AND THE REFERENCES TO WORDS LIKE "LOG" AND "SHIT" AND "ASS" ARE TO INVOKE THE SENSE OF TAKING A MASSIVE DUMP THROUGHOUT THE SPAN OF THE RAP, WHICH BY ALL MEANS WOULD BE AN EQUAL OR GREATER USE OF YOUR TIME THAN WATCHING THOSE MOVIES.
CG: RIGHT, DAVE?
TG: … yeah
TT: Okay, I'm willing to concede to that. On this subject matter, as an avid terrible movie enjoyer, you admittedly know better than myself.
CG: SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
TT: And you love them anyways.
CG: YEAH.
TG: hes right
TG: you hear that shit hes right
TG: fuck death of the author im verifying that interpretation
#davekat#dave strider#karkat vantas#rose lalonde#homestuck#made with instrumentals of ether by nas in mind#posting early bc im impatient#comix
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Kinknuary Day 14: Hate Sex
Pairing: IVE Gaeul x Male Reader
Word Count: 4,294
[Kinknuary Masterlist]
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Acquaintances, not even a dent but it’ll be hard to deal with but when you’re close with someone, you’re damn sure it won’t be ephemeral and will hold a grudge against you and that’s the last thing you want to see with someone you’re deeply close with.
Yet you eat your words and face that greatest fear of yours, on the verge of breaking apart and cutting connections yet you won’t let that happen even though everything’s falling apart, slowly…
“Gaeul—let me explain—”
“I fucking heard enough—get out of my place or I’ll do it myself!!” Gaeul’s grits her teeth as her words are laced with venom, aiming to faze you out yet it didn’t bother you to fight and to try and enlighten her with the right reasons and brush off the infuriating side that she involved herself into.
“Gaeul, please—it wasn’t much of a thing—we weren’t even close enough and it’s just a friendly approach—”
“Yeah I know, dumbass—it’s just a friendly approach but it’s not that what makes me furious…” Gaeul clicks her tongue, faces you as she drops her bag onto the floor, giving you a cold stare that sends shivers down your spine and then inching closer towards you with her intimidating glare still painted on her face. “It’s the fact that you kept ignoring me all the time until t-this moment—why?”
You can see Gaeul getting melancholic as the emotions inside her are finally rising up within her veins, making her shed a tear because of all of the grudgeful events that have been happening until this day.
You weren’t ignoring her completely and you never did—it was just her sensitive and manipulative personality that you made yourself to distance away from her but not completely and it’s also the fact that you’ve been showing an interest to a girl that you’ve been captivated right from the start you met her and wanted a better connection but of course, Gaeul will make a hindrance because of her intense anger and jealousy over you. You love Gaeul, but in a way that’s maybe unorthodox and platonic for others but you didn’t care—you love her and you love the relationship you have with her for years, even though it’s not going over the limit but sometimes, she’s just being over the limit and you’re not liking it.
“Gaeul—just please, it’s not about that fact—”
“Then what?” Gaeul inches closer towards you, her eyes are now gleaming with her own tears due to the weightful emotions she’s experiencing, as it streaks down her cheeks and makes her makeup start to become a ruined mess.
Your heart drops with her current gloomy state as you can feel the sincere sorrow in each of her words. In each word she expresses, it makes up for the poignant feelings she felt because of you and it’s breaking you slowly. You never wanted her to be like this, but here you are, locked with frustration and regret and there’s nowhere you can do to escape—technically, you can but you don’t want it to provoke her further and let this be the day to end your friendship with her.
You’d be with her until the end of time and you’ll let her know that yet this will be a challenge and you’re willing to endure and take it over.
“It’s about the fact of—” Silence ensues as she interrupts your further attempts of explanations as she latches her lips onto yours immediately and instantly, you became intoxicated with her scent that you fell under her spell, further reciprocating the kiss as she grips onto your collar tightly to further deepen the torrid kiss that she initiated. As much as you want to pull out and talk about the situation better, you can’t help but further need the taste of her luscious lips as your hands roamed around her back and played with her hair which tightens her grip onto your collar even more. Not so long after, the kiss came up to a close as she pushed you harshly and then glaring at you, starting daggers towards your heart.
“You know how much I hate you whenever you kiss me, right?”
“It w-wasn’t even—”
Gaeul chides you as she can sense the uneasiness in your eyes, and she took that as an opportunity to let you feel her wrath. Now pinned against the wall and frozen on the spot, Gaeul half-squinted her eyes as her voice tends to curse you and its tone is evidently made to faze you and all you can see is her small figure falling down on her knees, and gripping harshly onto the hem of your pants.
“Gaeul, c-can we just talk about this—”
“Shut the fuck up and just lean down on the wall.” Gaeul’s hands finds its way onto the buttons of your pants as she starts undressing your lower half and with that in mind, you know what Gaeul wants and further retaliation will just not work but rather put gasoline into the flames of anger. You just let her get what she wants as you will also derive pleasure from it but you know Gaeul’s going to put your life in misery within this given moment as you momentarily prepare for this.
“You know that I’ve been so fucking stressed lately and then you, added to that shit I’m going through—well, don’t worry, I’m going to use this delicious dick just for myself.”
Well, if this is how she’ll handle the situation, then so be it. With your defenses slowly becoming useless and deemed to be out of bounds, you take shallow breaths in order to prepare on what you’re about to tackle and ruthlessly, Gaeul yanks off your boxers out as she’s met with your erect length, constantly throbbing since the time she probably kissed you intimately. Unlike what you’ve fantasized or experienced with her, she eyes your cock like some sort of meal, not like something she’s been wanting for a long time as she spat all over your length, and stroked it starting from the base up to your engorged tip.
“Don’t call my name or touch me, because if you do, I’m going to really punch you, I swear to fucking god.”
She can’t be bothered with anymore foreplay as the hunger inside her took over and planted small kisses within your tip, and then sucking half of your length with already a ridiculous pace that inevitably lets out a series of ethereal moans coming out of your mouth, voicing your satisfaction. It’s obvious how deprived she is with your taste as the constant slurps on your shaft and her greedy pace of bobbing is a strong evidence, concluding to a fact she definitely wanted you yet anger and jealousy took over her that she became a different person.
Now, taking your whole length is each bob she does, more broken moans escape your lips as it forms symphonies for Gaeul to hear yet she doesn't care—all she wants is the taste of your cock and to fulfill her own needs. She didn’t mind the gags she does whenever your head hits the back of her throat as she continues to suck every inch of you like she’s been starving for weeks and with her current pace, you can’t help but writhe as you hands unable to find a leverage to fight the sudden peak of pleasure. You can’t help yourself and Gaeul know you can’t handle her properly, as she increases the quality of her oral expertise all over the length of your shaft and the inevitable comes, your hands finds its way onto Gaeul’s dark locks in which, she didn’t like and immediately, she pulled out of your length as the multiple connections of her saliva onto your shaft makes up the mess that made your arousal skyrocket.
Gaeul’s furious at what you’ve done and won’t let you get away from it as she snarls at you, her anger streaming over her like a hot kettle. “What the fuck did I just say? Are you that fucking stubborn??”
Of course, the question is rhetorical and all you know is that you’ve fucked up with the wrong person. With Gaeul’s ice-cold glare towards you, it wasn’t going to long for a punishment to be ensued as her dainty fingers found its wall on your sensitive balls, and cups it gently. It was a rush of pleasure whenever she does that yet it was quickly changed when she wrapped her fingers around it, making it a makeshift cockring that definitely puts more salt onto the wounds—it’s a little painful yet it stimulates you even further as she continues her oral masterclass, slobbering all over your succulent shaft like there’s no tomorrow to see.
She maintains the ridiculous pace onto your whole length as her soft, warm cavern which is her mouth makes up for the constant pain she’s doing onto your sensitive balls, further unlocking your masochistic side. She shows no mercy and sympathy as she uses her mouth to further derive her wants as she can’t get enough and resist the taste of your length yet even with all of the great things that have been happening, it will all soon come to a halt as she pulls out and catches her breath desperately.
“God—you're glad your cock tastes fucking delicious and I can’t resist this—shit, be grateful because this could’ve ended worse.”
You’d want to argue with her on that scope, but you'd rather not, not when her rage is boiling hot and she wants not yet attended to its fullest. Further continuing her great expertise, she delivers such an incredible pace as her other hand grips onto your thighs for a leverage on a better job and sucking you off. Every thrust she does is genuinely making you brain being fried down into shambles and when forced herself onto deepthroating you, she crossed the line as you can’t help but cry on how great her throat feels, yourself getting weaker with her own spell. It didn’t take long before she ejected out due to her multiple gag reflexes and god, once you look down, you can’t help but feel more aroused with the sight of face sullied with her own makeup, saliva and her disheveled hair.
“I’m g-going to suck this dick until you cum deep down my throat, do you understand?” You nod eagerly as she smirks as strokes your saliva-sheathed length and mutters more commands, “Don’t you dare hold back and be a good boy for me.”
You won’t let her down and will deliver up to her finest desires as she latches her lips onto your engorged head, collecting the copious precum that has been leaking out and then eagerly shoved down your whole length for the umpteenth time in her throat and ensued with a rapid pace. It was breaknecking as the copious drool stained her hands still gripping onto your balls, onto your thighs and some dripping on the floor and it’s just a great element to further ignite the essence of an incredible oral session. She can sense how close you are due to you needy moans and the constant throbbing of your shaft and with profound knowledge, she further doubles her efforts as she needs to taste every drop of your succulent, creamy semen that she’s been addicted to and there’s no way you’re going to last long. Given the fact that she’s been giving you the euphoric experience you’ve had for an undeniably long time now, you’re not able to savor the moments you’d want to as you can feel your loins acting up and hell’s about to break loose for you.
“Gaeul—I’m g-gonna cum…”
Gaeul took this as an opportunity to show how she’s more deserving than anyone and how you could never find someone like her. She didn’t even bother responding by words, but rather, her own, frantic actions as she plunged her throat deep down as she gags and you finally, let out the pinnacle of paramount bliss—shooting streak of thick, creamy semen down her throat as she gags in every spurt, but fight through it because she wants to take it all and not waste a single drop. She successfully did it, given on how great she takes your cock and suddenly, your seed instantly disappeared and is now treasure down to her stomach as she hummed in satisfaction because of your delectable load.
“Can’t get enough of this cum of yours—fuck, it’s so delicious.” Gaeul shares her satisfaction with the flavorful taste of your semen as she averts her eyes towards you, still with a cold glare as she stands up and lets you know about something you’ll never forget. “I guess she can’t do it like I do, hm? Like I said, you’re not gonna find another one like me.” Gaeul, still fueled with her rage, stands up and commands you to lay down on the couch in which you find it puzzling as you’re genuinely confused on why she’s acting like this.
“Gaeul—please, can w-we just talk about this?” Your pleas doesn't let Gaeul distract herself onto her desired prize as she’s still not done with you and would rather hear your moans than your annoying voice pleading for something better.
“Maybe we’ll fucking talk if you dumped another load, now inside my cunt.” Gaeul retorts as she pushes you off the couch and you land with a thud, her not minding if you were alright or hurt because she’s feeling selfish due to her anger blinding her and her animalistic desires that unleashes the devilish side of her. With still your length being full-erect despite your already-impeding orgasmic trance, Gaeul eyes on it as she pounces on your lap like a bunny, hopping onto its favorite meal: your length, still wet with own saliva as she strokes it furiously in order to maintain the libido inside you.
“Ga—Gaeul, I c-can’t take it anymore—I’m too sensitive!”
Well, she completely ignored your pleas and with that, she completely uses this as her own advantage as she toys with you, further pumping your throbbing length with feverish strokes in which you respond with whimpers due to your sensitivity.
“I don’t care—don’t tell me you don’t want this, asshole! Bet she can’t make you whimper like I do, hm?”
As much as you want to retaliate and stop this madness, you can’t help but feel utter pleasure and pain whenever she strokes your entire length as her touch is your kryptonite, and it will always be that way. Having enough of giving your shaft such pleasurable strokes, she strips her clothing one by one while still pouncing on your lap and with the sight of Gaeul’s slender body on display, your shaft can’t help but twitch because of how hot she is. Given her graceful and quick movements, she removed all of her clothes in quick succession yet she needed to hop off on your lap to strip her lower half and after removing it all, she quickly pounced and teases her lower lips onto your tip. The both of you moaned in unison because of such a great feeling coursing down your veins with your bodies clashing against each other yet Gaeul is growing impatient, opting for the climactic prize as she eagerly plunges herself onto your entire length.
After she impales herself with your raging rod, such sultry and sexy moans escape her lips as she misses the feeling of your dick inside her tight, velvety walls. She ensued a moderate pace as she greedily grinds her hips onto your length, withdrawing with only the tip inside and then slamming her hips back, filling her up to the hilt which made her moaned incredibly loud and you, groaning your satisfaction out as your sensitivity slowly dissipates as time goes by and with her rapid thrusts on your shaft.
You know how incredible it feels everytime Gaeul rides you as she always brings her best, hopping and clashing her hips in contact with your body harshly as she brings the peak pleasure that you’ve always loved. Even though you know how she’s becoming selfish and using your body just for her own gratification and her needs to be fulfilled, you can’t still help but notice how she’s reconsidering your own pleasure as her movements laced with finesse and the peak-quality of her thrusts against you is a strong evidence.
“Yeah—see? You can’t think about her right now, don’t you? Yeah—because you can’t help but get so fucking turned on with my pussy, hah—that’s why, you prick!”
Gaeul growls at you as she uses your shirt as the leverage to further ensure a breakneck pace and to further fight the intense pleasure that’s been coursing down her veins since the start she rode you. You could feel her wetness in every thrust she does on your shaft as rivulets of her own nectar overflow around your shaft and stain the couch—and here comes another event where the both of you will literally stain and destroy another couch because of both your filthiness. The wet squelching of her shaft sends your brain into a stimulation that further makes everything better yet it’s becoming way too pleasurable that you’re starting to have your mind clouded with only the gripping walls of pussy that puts you into a hypnotic trance.
“Gaeul—p-please, if w-we can just talk—”
A smack resonates around the room as she slapped your face with anger still boiling within her as you feel a sting yet it didn’t really hurt you because she didn’t bring much power onto that smack. As how your previous attempts of persuading her onto talking to you in a better way possible concluding onto a major fail as everything was deemed useless against her, you’d just keep your mouth shut and relive and cherish the pleasure that she’s been delivering as you totally succumb onto your own needs too, groaning in pleasure and moaning to voice out how good she’s riding you even though she doesn't acknowledge your sincere compliments towards her—even with her holding a deep grudge, you know that deep inside, she’s deeply flustered because she knows how your compliments literally fuel her do more and makes it more endearing.
The sight of Gaeul’s cunt constantly engulfing your entire length as she creams all over it, her perky mounds jiggling in every time she gyrates her hips and her expressions and moans that contains pure lust and wants—even though she’s suppressing the sounds that’s coming out of her mouth and trying her absolute best to make up a stern and intimidating look, she can’t help but let her true self out as the pleasure is making her give in to her true feelings and putting her hypocritical demeanor into its demise—is so arousing that you’d literally want to take a picture or a video just to save it and possibly even jerk off to it on your free time but of course, you’d probably just conceal everything and let both of your eyes only be the ones to see this filthy masterpiece.
With her given pace, Gaeul can’t help but just lure in to her own carnal desires as she’s coming near to her own promised land, drawing herself closer onto her rewarding trance as the constant pulsations of her pussy and her juices spilling out of it as the evidence of her nearing high. Knowing about this, you thrust yourself upwards as surprisingly, she didn’t bother to stop you but even encouraged you to do so and with her final oscillations, she’s going over to the line and all will break loose.
“God—I’m going to fucking cum all over this stupid cock—shit, it f-feels so—ahh—good—gonna cum!!”
It just took a single scream from Gaeul as she creams all over your throbbing shaft, her juices spilling out and making everything on its vicinity wet and it’s further worsen when she pulled out of your length, spraying her liquid nectar all over your abdomen, your shaft and on the sofa. She falls limp on the sofa as she catches her breath, regaining herself some energy from the enervating orgasm that sends shockwaves throughout her body as euphoria takes over her. Still having some of her energy left, she chides towards you to do something as she complains on how your cock can always make her cum hard.
“Gosh—glad I can only feel this cock ‘cause—fuck, this cock makes me cum so fucking hard I fucking love it… Now will you fuck me? Be sure to finish in me ‘cause I want that load deep inside my cunt.”
Her sinful words makes up for the sudden loss of tempo as you stood up from the couch and without any question, Gaeul positions herself where her freshly-fucked cunt is all on display, all for you to take with no-return and to end what she started a while ago. Your hands then grabbed her hips as her flexibility was tested, her legs now rested onto your shoulders as you immediately plunged your length back into her wet folds and then mustered a ridiculous pace in which she always loved. There was no more foreplay as it was out of the equation as both your needs should be attended as soon as possible yet Gaeul isn’t a fan of what your hips are capable of doing.
“Come on—fuck me harder, come o-on—oh fuck!”
Gripping her hips harshly enough for a bruise to form, you ensued more power in each of your thrusts as she moaned in need with your utter harshness, treating her body like a ragdoll as every plummet your hips do meant to break her in half and turn herself into a mess, uttering such lifeless syllables full of lust and greed. Even with your breakneck pace, Gaeul can’t seem to be impressed with the way you’re treating her as she complains again, fury taking over her and making her boil.
“I s-said—fuck m-me harder—oh shit, just like-fucking-that you stupid asshole!!”
You then fuck her with a pace imaginable, your hips mustering up a velocity that no one can comprehend as you let your pent-up anger inside fuel the rapid thrusts that’s bound to break her apart and possibly, to fuck out the anger she’s feeling and to succumb onto her wanton needs.
It may seem impossible on this given moment but being derived to fulfill each other’s needs is the best way to end this even though her rage for you is still deep within her—you just hope you can fix this in a better way possible but for now, you’ll just dig yourself closer to the rabbit hole, a hole closer to your own lustful desires and to succumb onto it,
There’s no way Gaeul can’t tell how closer you are on reaching your own, long-awaited high as you gave her cunt the last, ruthless thrusts that made her cry due to the intense gratification she’s feeling as she close her eyes and lets her senses gave her the better stimulation than ever before. Without holding back, you announce your near orgasm to Gaeul and she took this as an opportunity to fulfill her needs as she sexily moans for you for further encouragement and it’s not going to be long before you reward both yourselves.
“Fuck—I’m gonna cum inside y-you, Gaeul—shit, g-gonna cum!!”
Now with her legs repositioning to hug your waist and to further lock your whole length to be buried deep inside her, you groan with the tightness her walls are making as you bury your shaft more, filling her up to hilt and shooting down multiple spurts of your treasured seed right onto her womb. Your thighs quiver when you deliver her your semen as at her end, she became enervated due to the exhaustive session of sex and the mind-boggling stimulation that made her brain go haywire. You kept buried in her until your orgasm impeded, and then, you pulled out to admire the mess you’ve made between her legs and as expected, the both of you fell limp onto the couch. With enough courage, you asked her something and anticipated a better approach yet you’re still met with something else you didn’t like.
“Now, can we talk?”
Gaeul rolls her eyes as frustration is still embedded within her, but you can see it being lifted by a little due to the faint smile she did after receiving a warm load deep in her cunt. “I’ll go and clean up first.”
Having a little faith, you let her do what she wanted to do as she stood up and a visible struggle was evident when her legs became a little wobbly due to the intensity of your pace and hers earlier. You ensued on helping but she brushed it off and said that she’s fine and she can help herself up.
But there’s maybe a single thing that Gaeul can’t withstand nor do against it as it’s inevitable for her to resist and put a sleep onto…
“Hey…” Gaeul stopped as she called you, and you were fazed by it but you brushed it off as responded to her.
“What, Gaeul?”
Gaeul sighs as her stern glare still shoots daggers at you, but her tone is now softer than what it was before, “Come and join me in the shower, then we’ll talk right after.”
Yes, her weakness is literally you as you’re insatiable for her. Guess what? There’s maybe another chance to clot what has been wounded and fix what has been broken but you could never be so sure but that? That’s a sign of mending and that alone gives you hope for the better…
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The Waltz
Trafalgar Law x F!reader
Law needs information from a nobleman, his crews disguising and sneak in to the ball to gather the information.
tw : fluff. suggestive. smut implied but not detailed. MDNI PLEASE
wc : 4.2k
a/n : established relationship. The dress for the ball is Bridgerton's dress, for your imagination.
"You guys want to what??" You snort and cross your arms, can't believe with what you just heard from your Captain, your lover.
"You heard me, Y/N-ya." Law furrows his eyebrows.
Sachi, Penguin and Bepo just staring both of you back and forth. Crossing their fingers that there will be no clash from both of you or they will be in hell while being trapped in the sub.
"Do I have to repeat it again to make it clear, Y/N-ya?" Law stand more straightly this time and cross his arms too. Looking down on you from his damn height.
"Please, do enlighten me again, Captain." You mouthed the last word with the tone you use to call him when you are splayed beautifully underneath him.
Law can feels his vein on his forehead going to pops. Damn you, if only it's just both of you here. He swear he's going to-
"Captain?" You tilt your heard and smirk, you know what he's been thinking off right now.
Law clears his throat, "I said we have to sneak to the ball tomorrow. Some of the noblemen has information that I need to knows."
"Yeah, by WE you mean the five of us??" You turns your index finger to point at you guys.
"Yeah, of course. Who else." Law drums his finger on his forearm.
"Do you remember when YOU tried to cover yourself on Wano?" You sighs.
Law's mouth gape trying to says something but he then shut it. Sachi, Penguin and Bepo are hugging each other now, afraid to utter a single words.
"You practically announce yourself to whole Wano that you are Trafalgar Law." You drums your finger, feeling impatience now.
Law purse his lips, "But I hid my face with tengai. And-"
You cut him off, "Yeah, and you wore that yukata with TWO Jolly Roger on both chest." You says sarcastically now.
"And what's wrong with it? I feel proud with my Jolly Roger." Law murmur and you can see he's pouting now, the vulnerable side of him that only you can see.
You close your eyes to try to not yell at him, how can he be so dense? "That's the problem, Law. The Jolly Roger, even if you hid your face, people still recognize the Jolly Roger. Only dumbasses that don't recognize it."
The trio just nods in unison, agreeing with you. But still scare to say it. They also value their life rather than pissed their captain off.
"What's the point in disguising then?" You sighs and soften a bit because you just can't resist when Law pout.
"Then do you have another plan?" Law mutter under his breath.
"You do know that I'm good with disguise, right? The three of us will go, Bepo can hide somewhere to watch if there's any suspicious movement. As for you, Stay. At. The. Sub." You point the words to make it clear for him.
You can hear gasps from the side. Law's face is twisting now between anger and confusion with your plans. "And what does Penguin and Sachi can do with you that I don't, Y/N-ya?" Law clench his jaw.
"Well, Penguin can be my guard and Sachi can be charioteer maybe? Or he can sneaks in to the kitchen."
"I can be your guard." Law counters, still want to go the ball.
"No. You're to stand out, Law. Especially with your signature hat." You squint your eyes to him.
"She's right, Captain. You're to stand out with that hat." Sachi chime in and immediately shut his mouth when Law glare at him.
Law takes his hat off and ruffle his hair, letting out a defeated sighs. "Fine. We will go with your plan then."
You looks at him with wide eyes, can't believe he give up this easily. "BUT! No Jolly Roger on your clothes, or I'm going alone." You point to Sachi and Penguin.
They turn their heads to Law, asking for approval. Law let out a long sighs, "Fine. No Jolly Roger. You three can go now to prepare for tomorrow mission."
"Aye Aye, Captain!" The trio salute to Law and scurry off, leaving you and Law at his office.
You make your way to Law side and pull him to face you, "You sure about this? This is so not like you. You're not gonna change your mind later, right?"
Law picks you up and sits you down on his desk, he stands between your thighs and he bury his face on your neck, "Hmm. Yeah. I trust you. But please be careful, once you're done you have to return immediately." He raise his face and giving you a stern looks.
"Yes, Captain." You giggle and link your arms together to his neck.
Law let out a deep groans on your word, he leans in and graze his lips on yours until you can feel his breath, "You are so irresistible, Y/N."
He drops the -ya in your private times. He capture your lips and wrap his arm on your waist, bringing you more closer to him to deepen the kiss.
You indulge in his intimate act for a minutes and you push him lightly on his chest, pulls away your lips from him with craving looks, "All right, even though I'm really want to be in your bed right now, I need to discuss my outfit for tomorrow ball with Ikkaku."
You jumps off from the desk and tug Law's sleeve, pulling him down to pecks his lips once again before leaving. Dumbfounded you just leave him hanging like this, Law pinch the bridge of his nose, "You… Just wait for your punishment."
You giggle and walk to the door, "Looking forward to it, Captain." You tease him again before you close the door.
Ikkaku excitedly takes you to shopping after hearing the mission for tomorrow.
"So, captain really staying at the sub?" Ikkaku ask as she choosing the gown.
"Yep, he is." You take the corset and walks to the changing room.
"That's so rare of him." Ikkaku brings the gown to you.
"Yeah, I know right. Maybe he ate something wrong?" You starts to try the corset and gown. Ikkaku just laugh at it and she leave to buy another things.
After done with the shopping, you and Ikkaku goes back to the sub. You walks back to Law's bedroom, your shared bedroom.
"Wow. It's so rare of you to be here at this hour." You amaze when you find Law already on the bed reading books.
Law peer from his book, "I'm waiting for you."
You halt on your way to the bathroom, getting ready for bed, "For what? My punishment?" You wiggle your eyebrows.
Law slams his book shut and gaze at you, "You really want it, Y/N?" His voice deep and husk.
You hitch your breath and walk slowly to the bathroom, "Umm. Can we delay it until the mission is over? Please?" You bat your eyelashes, and pout a little. You know this trick always work on him.
"Deal. Just hurry and come to bed. I'm tired." Law open his book again and resume with his reading.
When you’re step out from bathroom wearing one of his shirt, you see Law laying and still focus on his book. You crawl to bed and slip under his hand that holding the book. Resting your head on his bare chest.
Law hum and moves his book to his other hand, so he can rubs your arm with his now free hand. You glance up and kiss the corner of his lips.
“What?” Law raise his eyebrows. And you can see his lips twitch, he try to hold the smile.
“Nothing. It’s just rare to have you at this hour. And I like it.” You idly trace his chest tattoo line.
Law close his book and flip you on your back. Your head still rest on his forearm, his other hand on your side of face. He moves his face closer to you, gazing your eyes and lips, “Y/N, promise me you will be careful tomorrow.”
You squeal from the sudden moves, you snake your arms to his neck, “Promise.” You peck his lips.
“Promise me you won’t do anything reckless, babe.” The tip of his ears turns red.
“Promise.” You capture his lips again, this time you prolong the kiss.
“By reckless I mean you lure the men to bed.” He scowl.
“I won’t, dummy. You're the only one. Even if I lure them I can knock them off, you know.” You nibs his bottom lips, tugging it slowly and caressing his nape gently.
Law face is burning red now and he groans, “Promise me-”
You cut him off with kissing him deeper now, sliding your tongue in. “I promise. I won't do anything to makes you worry.” You murmur as you pulls away with a string of saliva still connecting your lips together, “It’s not like a life threatening mission, Law. Stop worrying so much. You can get wrinkles if you frown too much, you know.” You touch his forehead and try to ease his frown.
Law lets out a defeated sighs, “It’s because I’m not with you that’s why I’m worried.” Law leans in and peppered your neck with wet kisses.
"Don't leave marks there, Law." You protest meekly and try to push him.
Law lift his face and furrow his eyebrows, "Why not? What kind of clothes you're wearing tomorrow?"
"Umm. A dress?? Anyway, just don't leave any marks there or you will ruin my plan." You push his chin with both hands.
Law groans and rolls his eyes, "Fine. I still have my fun tomorrow after the mission though." He smirks while looking down at you. He plant a kiss at your forehead and your lips, "Come on, let's just sleep." He turns off the light and slither his arm on your waist, bringing your back to his chest. He kiss your shoulder and nuzzle his head to the crook of your neck.
When you wake up first in the morning, you groan and lazily rubs your eyes, trying to collect your remaining soul before starting the day. You sits up slowly as you don't want to wakes Law. As he feels you waking up, he takes your wrist and pulling you back to his embrace, "Hmphh. Too early. Five more minutes..."
You chuckles and lays down again with him, "Fine... Five more minutes." Who would have known Trafalgar Law is a clingy person in bed.
And that five more minutes turns to one hour. As you shot your eyes open and looking at the clock, you groan and slowly waking up again. You gives Law his morning kiss on his lips and slowly pads to the bathroom preparing for the ball tonight.
After you're done with bath, you slowly walks out of the room and you goes to find Ikkaku to help you for your hair and do some simple make up.
"Phew. All done now. You only need to change now. Need some help?" Ikkaku wipes her forehead with her forearm.
"It's okay, I can manage it. Thank you so much for your help Ikkaku."
"Don't sweat it. I'm having my fun too." Ikkaku gives you thumbs up.
As you open your shared bedroom with Law, you see Law still sleeping. You tip toeing to get your corset and dress and head off to the bathroom to change. Law wakes up by the rustling sound from the bathroom. He stretch his limbs and sits up before he heads to the bathroom.
He leans at the bathroom door enjoying the view of your round ass and delicate back while watching you struggling with the corset, "Need some help, gorgeous?"
You jolt at his raspy and deep morning voice, "Morning handsome. Yes, please. Can you help me tying this? I can't reach it."
Law walks to you, he plant soft kisses along your back of neck and shoulder as he takes the corset strings. You whimper from his soft kisses, "Umm. You need to pull it hard before you tie it, babe."
"Like this?" Law deliberately pulls the string a little harder so you also get pulls and pressed against his chest. You gasps and try to balance yourself, "Law!" He just chuckles and tying the corset again.
Law spin you around to face him after he’s done tying it. He can't hide his flushed face when he see the corset pressing your breast together, makes the soft mound more stand out.
Law lick his lips and grips your waist, he lift you up and sits you down on the sink. You gasp at him and he smirk when he sees your breast jiggles in front of him, “What the hell, babe?” Unaware with what’s he’s gonna do, you pout and cross your arms unintentionally pressing up your breast more.
“You’re not wear anything underneath that?” He puts his hand on both of your side caging you, his gaze still linger at your breast.
Now you’re aware what’s going on on his mind, you cover your breast with your hands, “If I wear a bra I’m sure I’ll suffocate, plus this corset is pretty thick, so you can’t see it.”
Law pries your hands off from your chest, “Don’t hide it. It’s not like I never saw it before.” His smirk grow wider, full of mischief.
You swat his hands, “Now is not the time for this, Law. I’m still need to wear the dress.”
“Just a moment, please? We still have plenty of times.” He roams his hand alongside your body, admiring how beautiful your body is. Law face now inches away from you, he slowly slide his right hand up to your neck while his left hand on your waist pulling you close to him, you takes a sharp breath as you part your thighs and Law place himself between it leaving no gaps between both of you.
Law always has his way to you so that you can't say no to him, making you putty in his hands, melts against his touches. When Law see your eyes soften and your lips slightly apart, he leans in and smile against your lips, “You’re so beautiful, baby. I really can’t help myself when you’re looking this tempting.”
Law kiss you hungrily, stealing your breath away, Law slides his tongue in holding your neck firmly to keep you in place. You try to keep up with him until you slightly push him to catch your breathe. When Law sees a string of saliva still connecting both of your lips, he leans in again to capture your lips. His hands slowly slide down to your thighs, caressing it without letting your lips go. He slowly reaching up your panty waistband and hooking it, tugging it down slo-
Knock knock knock...
"Y/N, we are ready and good to go whenever you want." Penguin knocks the door interrupting Law ministrations.
You shot your eyes open when you heard the knocks, pushing Law and try to catch a breath. Law grunts with the interruptions but he smirks when he see your messy state, swollen lips and half lidded eyes.
“Y/N?? Captain??” Penguin knocks again when he doesn’t hear any response.
“Think they’re still sleeping?” Sachi rubs his chin.
“Ikkaku said she’s done helping Y/N though.” Penguin furrowed his eyebrows.
“See! This is your fault, Law." You whisper and slap his arm, Law just chuckles and kiss your cheek. You clear your throat, "Alright! I'm almost done!"
"Okay, let us know when you're ready."
You let out a relieve sighs when you heard Sachi and Penguin walks away. You jump down from the sink and glare at Law, you take the dress from behind the door and starts wearing it. Law helps you with the zipper and peppered your neck with kisses, “Laaaww. They’re waiting for me.” You whine trying to push Law and pout at him.
“My bad. Can’t help it though.” As Law spins you around and sees you on that beautiful soft yellow dress he really can’t help but admire how stunning you are, “This is really bad. Please Y/N, be careful.”
“What’s so bad? Don’t worry, Law. Nothing bad gonna happen, okay?” You reach his cheek and caressing it, Law leans into your touch, “Alright.”
Sachi, Penguin and Bepo already waiting for you at the deck and Law ready to teleport the four of you to the island. Law clench your hand and look at you one more time, “Room, Shambles.”
When Law sees all of you gone he let out a defeated sighs and pacing back and forth at the deck. It’s not like he doesn’t trust all of you to do the mission, he really worries about you especially how gorgeous you look in that dress.
“Captain.”
Law turns around and find Ikkaku grinning, “What’s up, Ikkaku?”
“You want to go with them, right? I prepare something for you.”
“So, you guys already know your role, now get ready to your position.”
Sachi, Penguin and Bepo nods then go to their position. Penguin follows you go inside to the building. You take off your cloak and hand in to the butler. You quickly scanning the room, searching for the target.
As soon as you find him, you lock your gaze with him and bat your eyelashes, giving him a seductive look. But you play hard to get. You stay at the sweets corner waiting for him to approach you.
“Good evening, Milady.” Your target stands besides you and offers his hand for you, you give your gloved hand to him and he kiss your hand. You try to hide your grimace with the contact.
“Evening, Milord.” Giving your sweetest smile to him.
“Are you perhaps alone, Milady?”
“I come with my guard, Milord.”
“Ah.. so you’re alone.” He smirks.
“Technically, yes you can say that.” You pout a little.
“I can be your companion tonight if you don’t mind.”
“Oh. That’s so kind of you, Milord.”
He gives his elbow, and you link your hand to his elbow. He takes you to greet his other friends. You listen to their conversation and sometime asking things that Law’s needs to know.
Good thing is this man can’t help to brag in front of you, so he spills everything you need to know easily.
When you gather enough information you try to make excuse to leave him, since your mission is done and you promised Law to return at once.
“I forget I still have things to do, if you may excuse me Milord.”
But the man catch your wrist, “But the fun just starts, you can’t leave now. I need a partner to dance.”
The musicians starts to play the waltz and the man swiftly takes your right hand and puts his other hand on your back. Your eyes scan around to find Penguin for help but you can’t find him anywhere at the room. For now you just dance with him and will try to slip away from him later. You try to be professional as the other couples also dancing around with the music. When the waltz change, all the couple turns around to change their partner to their closest one. And this is your chance to slip away.
As you try to slip away, a hand slither to your waist and spin you around, pressing your body to his hard chest. Taking your right hand to dance. Dumbfounded with the sudden movement, you still try to maintain your smile and look up to the man that catch you.
You stare him with wide eyes, can’t believe who this man is. A tall man with a sleek dark hair with side burns and a goatee, wearing a tuxedo. You bite your lips to hold your smile.
“Evening, Milady.” The man gives his cheeky smirks.
“Evening, Milord. I didn’t know there’s a handsome lord at this ball.”
“And I also didn’t know there’s a gorgeous lady at this ball.” He tighten his grips on your hand as he swings you around slowly.
“And I didn’t know this handsome lord can dance so elegantly.”
“I just learned it today, to impress a certain lady.” The man leans in and whisper on your ear.
“Oh my. What a lucky lady she is.”
“I’m the lucky one here, I get to dance with a gorgeous lady.”
You can’t help the blush forming up at your face, “What are you doing here, Law? I thought I said to wait for me.” You whisper to him as he sway you around.
“That if I can’t disguise myself. And apparently no one knows who I am.” Law smirk as he spins you around and brings you down, holding you on his left arm, face getting closer to you. Your breath hitch when he gets close, lips almost grazing each other. He then pulls you up again and swing you around until the music stops.
Both you give curtsy before goes separately, Law take your hand and kiss your knuckles making your heart flutter and he lead you off from the dance floor. The nobleman approaches you again, “Hey, she’s with me.”
Law turns around, “Too bad, she’s mine.” Law looks down and gives the nobleman a deathly glare, making the man squeak and scurry off.
“You’re done with the mission, right?” You nod and Law put his hand on your small lower back, lead you off from the hall and signaling Penguin to return, Penguin walks to the back to get Sachi.
When both you reach outside, Law told Bepo to return to the subs. He takes his hat and nodachi from Bepo.
You stop Law to teleport both of you, “Why don’t we walk a little to the sub? We rarely have the opportunity to walk on date.”
Law furrows his eyebrows and softens when he looks at you, “Fine. Just for a moment, okay?” He kisses your forehead and gives his elbow, you smile and link your hand to his elbow.
“So, how did you get the tuxedo, babe?” You look up and examine his handsome face, sharp jawline with that sleek hair.
“Turns out Ikkaku prepared it for me. Somehow she expected that I wanted to go to the ball.” Law ruffle his hair and put his hat back on. “And I think I’m glad that I went to the ball.” Law spots the sub and teleports both of you to the deck.
“And why are you so glad that you came to the ball?”
Law stares at you for a moment and he teleports both of you again to his room. As Law and you stands at the middle of the room, he slips his hand to your back again and takes your right hand and starts swinging you around slowly.
You giggles and place your left hand to his shoulder. Following his steps around the room, “What happens to you? Why are you so romantic tonight?”
“Am I? Just your imagination.” Law quirk his eyebrows.
“You’re not jealous, are you?”
Law spin you to the side and pulls you back to his arm, bending you down again just like at the ball, holding you still, “Do you know that bastard had been staring at your chest all night?”
“I don’t. Because I’m busy collecting the information that my lover needs.” You glance at Law’s eyes and down to his lips.
“That’s why I told you it’s bad. Good thing that I came to the ball, so I can get you off from there faster. But that aside, you did a great job tonight. And you looks so beautiful in that dress.” The tip of his ears are getting red when he praise you.
Law leans in and graze his lips to yours, then he pulls you up. He starts taking off your gloves slowly as he locks his eyes with you, tossing your gloves aside. He then reach your hair and ruffles its down, and Law starts to walk inching closer to you. Every time Law takes a step closer, you take a step back until your feet knock the bed.
Law slithers his hand to your back and find the zipper, tugging it down slowly while maintaining the eye contact with you, when the dress falls down and pool at your ankles, you steps out of the dress and Law kicks it to the side. The teasing is killing you.
Law then reach to your corset and tugging the string off slowly, “I will make sure you’re not gonna wear something revealing for a week.”
“Stop teasing me, Law.” Your breath becomes uneven, chest heaving up and down, only make Law’s smirk widen.
When the corset is loose enough, Law puts his hand on your back and pushes you softly to the bed making you yelp at the sudden fall. Law hovers over you, he puts his right hand on the side of your face, his left hand takes your strand hairs, twirling it and brings it to his lips, “I told you, I’m gonna have my fun tonight, baby.”
You know you’re in a really trouble now, “But the information-”
Law leans in kiss you slowly, bites your bottom lip and tug it, “It can wait tomorrow. I need to give you your punishment and reward. The night is still young, so we have all night long, baby.”
Law is a man true to his words. He really does make you can't wear something revealing for a week. He really does make sure you learn your lesson what happens if you tease him. But he also gives you rewards for being good at your jobs.
dividers by : @saradika-graphics
#trafalgar law#trafalgar law x reader#trafalgar d water law#trafalgar law smut#trafalgar d law x reader#law x reader#law x you#law fluff#law smut#one piece
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ꨄ Heather
pairing ; rodrick heffley x f!reader
summary ; rodrick finally gets flat out rejected by heather hills after spending his entire summer trying to impress her. despite y/n’s best efforts to console him, he’s not having it. (fluff + angst? reader and roderick are awkward teenagers ofc)
a/n ; sorta my first fanfic? not really a full fic, more like some thoughts of mine. hope y’all like it tho, 😜 lmk if you want a part two because im totally down to write smut idgaf 😍
warnings ; cursing, angst?, arguing, kissing 😚
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you and rodrick were close friends, maybe even best friends
rodrick developed a big crush on heather hills right before school let out for summer
he would constantly go out of the way to impress heather, each time failing and embarrassing himself, “roddy, it’s okay, heather just hard to impress, you know?… i was impressed, by the way” you would smile and try to laugh it all off with him, trying your best to make him feel better
when rodrick finally got flat out rejected by heather, it caused an argument between you two.
“you know what, y/n? this is all your fault! you- you got between me and heather, you’re the reason she didn’t like me!”
you two are standing in his room, after a particularly embarrassing incident at the pool.
“roderick, what the fuck are you saying? i didn’t do anything to make heather not like you! it has nothing to do with me!”
“it has everything to do you with you!”
“how?! please, enlighten me because all i’ve done this entire summer was console you each time heather shut you down! each time you embarrassed yourself right in front of her!”
“i- i, uh…”
“that’s what i fucking thought. stop blaming stupid shit like this on me, rodrick, i’m tired of it. i’ve been here for you through all this dumbass heather hills bullshit. have you ever stopped to think how i felt? huh? rodrick, why do you think i approached you that one day in middle school? it wasn’t because you were nice, definitely not. it was because for some reason, i liked you, i liked you a lot. to this day i like you! i’ve stayed your friend even after you do shit like this to me, because i have a giant stupid fat crush on you, you asshole! ugh! fuck you!”
at that point, you were emotional. a tear or two escaping. you walk away, or at least attempt to walk away. roderick grabs your arm, “let go of me, you prick!” you try to yank it away, but he pulls you back.
“y/n, can you stop? stop trying to walk away from me?” “no! i’m done with you!” “y/n, i didn’t even get say anything about-“ “yeah? well, i don’t want you to!”
he continues to pull you toward him, as you try to pull away. you yell profanities at him as he tries to talk to you. “y/n, why didn’t you tell me? if i’d known, i wouldn’t have done any of this stuff to try and get with heather! i wasn’t a dick to you in 7th grade because i had a crush on you too! and- and i, uh, i still do, okay?”
you scoff and shake your head, stopping your attempts to yank yourself away and out the door.
“i’m being serious!”
“no, you aren’t.”
“i am”
“no, you aren’t. you’re just saying this because you’re hurt about heather, and now need a backup plan to get a girl.”
“y/n, no, i’m being dead serious, it’s not like that.” he walks toward you. maybe, he is being serious. you can tell when he’s lying, you’ve seen him lie to his mom millions of times. your eyebrows furrow, looking all over his face, just to make sure he’s not lying straight to your face.
he sighs, “please, believe me.”
he said please. he never uses the word please, only when he’s really trying to be sincere.
you bite your lip. what are you even supposed to do, right now? you want to kiss him, but you’ve had that urge so many times, and each time you’ve ignored it.
despite your nerves almost eating you alive right now, you quickly move to reach your free arm up, grabbing his shoulder and pushing your lips to his.
he drops your arm from his grasp. his lips don’t move against yours, and even though your eyes are tightly shut, you feel his burning into you.
oh. you remember he’s never kissed anyone. you pull away immediately. when you open your eyes, his are wide and staring right at you. you think he realizes why you pulled away. he attempts to play it cool, per usual.
“um, yeah, that was cool.” he avoids eye contact. scratching his neck, and nodding his head. his face heats up and he turns his head away, occasionally darting his eyes to look at you. “totally cool…”
you sigh, watching his movements. was that the wrong thing to do?
“i, um, im sorry, that was sudden…”
rodrick realizes you might regret it, what if you never want to kiss him again? what then? he’s really going to look like an asshole.
“what? no! no, it was cool, really! um, maybe, we can do it again? sometime? i guess…” he forces out a casual laugh at the end, even though he’s slightly panicking on the inside, fearing he looks like a total loser (past his “cool punk rock” persona he has going on, we all know kind of is LOL).
you raise your eyebrows, trying to mimic this whole ‘if you’re cool, i’m cool’ thing roderick is doing. “yeah, well…i’m free, right now…if you wanna…” you smile mischievously at him, gauging his reaction closely.
he nods frantically, and you laugh at his wide eyed expression. you quickly close the gap between you two, grabbing the sides of his face with both hands and kissing him urgently. his hands find your waist and snake around to hold you close. he kisses you back with a same urgent neediness.
#roderick heffley#roderick heffley x reader#diary of a wimpy kid#roderick heffley fanfic#fluff#angst#diary of a wimpy kid fanfic#loded diper#rodrick heffley smut#doawk rodrick#rodrick heffley#rodrick heffley x reader#diary of a wimpy kid rodrick#rodrick rules#rodrick x y/n
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Just got back from vacation and have some silly little drawings in the works but for now please take this silly little sh*t post that I’ve been wanting to make for like a year now lol
Meet my dumbass Ever After High oc, the daughter of THE Shrek and Fiona, and yes I’m being 100% sincere. I love her and Shrek lol
I know in Shrek, canonically their daughter is named Felicia but I don’t love that name (sorry to anyone named Felicia, I don’t hold it against you, lease don’t hate me😭) and I tried to keep it with the F at the beginning but ultimately I decided on Madelena (Mad-el-ayne-uh).
Like her mom, her story revolves around transforming from Princess during the day to an Ogre at night but unlike her mother (before she was enlightened lol) she has always been proud of her mixed-ness and doesn’t hide it. She is not a royal for upon her mother and Shrek having Arthur crowned as king of Far Far Away, they denounced any royal titles they had.
Fun lore: not only does her body change with the moon and sun, so do her clothes! It’s pretty simple and obvious lol but the suns just turn to moons and vice versa!
#art#ever after high#illustration#eah art#eah#ever after high fanart#eah au#eah fanart#ever after royal#ever after rebel#ever after high oc#eah oc#eah royal#eah rebels#eah fanfic#ever after high au#shrek oc#I can’t believe shrek oc is an actual hashtag LOL
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[Bitter Sweet Sixteen] 002-A28 - Stand by "ME"
Momiji: Huh…?
Nanaki: …Failed?
Ushio: …
Muneuji: …
Kiroku: …Wh …
Akuta: —Huh, I failed?
Even though everyone else passed, it's just me?
……Wo~w.
Muneuji: Sensei, I do not agree with that grading.
Akuta: …Muneujii…
Muneuji: I tried applying Isotake's actions to the criteria you set out, and in my opinion, there are a few discrepancies.
Sakujiro: Oh? A grade from a student's point of view? That's rather brazen, but interesting. Do enlighten me on what is wrong, and how.
Muneuji: With both being selected as candidates, and going on the tour, I didn't have any heartfelt expectations, and yet—
Carried along on Isotake's energy, I wound up participating. There are some parts I regret about it.
But I completed all the work left in my hands. I accomplished all that and more.
I fulfilled my duties and became passionate. It had been a while since I enjoyed myself so much.
The funny faces he showed me on sleepless nights were very amusing.
Nanaki: Sakuchan-sensei, can I say something too?
…I started getting annoyed with people a few days in. I felt like I didn't care what happened anymore.
But… Akuta. When looking at what a dumb, reckless idiot he is—
I feel like the things I worry about are stupid. I felt like I was an idiot for trying to look cool.
It's fine to be more unpresentable. It's fine to not give up on connecting with people-
It's fine to eat the omelette rice he got from the convenience store by putting natto on it…!
Akuta: Natto omelettes are good…
Nanaki: That's how he made me think. It… might be different to Sakuchan-sensei's opinion.
Kiroku: I-
…Isotake… accepted… my strange art, and sensibilities… without… denying… me…
And… compared to me, who didn't finish the lantern… …Isotake… is different—
……He didn't… give in…!
The success, of the festival… was definitely because… he kept on… going… and opened a path… with his own power…
And he… wore the same t-shirt… for three days… straight…
Akuta: Guess I didn't get changed much…
Kiroku: …I wouldn't, be able… to do that… it's incredible…
Sakujiro: …I see, so you all have your own thoughts on this. I understand.
Kurama-kun, do you have anything to add?
Ushio: …
Akuta: …
Ushio: I wonder. To be frank, nothing much comes to mind—
Akuta: Doh!
Ushio: He's blatantly egotistic, blatantly stupid, and a full-fledged loser.
He's a dumbass, I never understand what he's saying. The way he acts is nonsensical—
But, I think it's fine for a kid to put his all into being one.
Akuta: …Hey, are you complimenting me?
Ushio: With my whole body and soul.
Sakujiro: —Is that all?
Ushio: …
Sakujiro: Does anyone else have more to say?
Muneuji: I do. …I'm just, in the middle of calculating what.
Nanaki: Umm… there's that. …You know, that.
Kiroku: … …
Ushio: Yeah, we've got nothing.
We can't think of anything. Let's give up.
Akuta: -…Aaah… got it…
Well, c'est la vie. What can't be done can't be done.
Thanks for searching so much for me, guys! I love you. …You too, Sensei.
—Well, I'll be off.
Momiji: W-wait! Akuta-kun-
Sakujiro: …Mwaha…
Momiji: Sakujiro-san?
Sakujiro: Mwahaha… hahaha…
AAH HA HA! FUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kafka: …
Akuta: Huh… no, what…? D-did I not time my exit right…?
Muneuji: Have you gone mad, Karigane-sensei?
Momiji: (His true nature's coming out… Even though he said earlier that he acts relatively normal at school.)
Sakujiro: That's RIGHT! Leaving now is MUCH too soon, Akuta-kun! Sit down! I'll aim this chalk right for your brow!
Akuta: Awawawawah, g-g-g-got it!
Sakujiro: Please listen closely, everyone.
Though I have a purpose in life, I do not possess a dream.
I've none of the glittering, shining hopes, dreams, or passion that you youngsters emit.
Not even when I was your age. Not before, nor ever since.
However—
When I heard Akuta-kun's speech at the festival venue, with his ego on full display, giving his straightforward and honest thoughts…
I felt as if something was suddenly circulating through my body.
I learned through firsthand experience that someone's passion could be transmitted into me, in which nothing had ever naturally occurred.
To put it simply, it "touched my heart"… that's what I would call that phenomenon.
For Tourism Ward Mayors, spreading "affinity" to those with no relation to the area is your duty, your work.
Imparting new passion to travellers will change it from a stranger's area into their own—giving meaning to the moment they experience that is our ambition.
And so, I have established a new grading criteria just now.
"Passion Evangelist"—
Isotake Akuta-kun. I offer you ten thousand points for that talent of yours, and along with that, I endorse you as the leader of the Day Team.
What do you think, Young Master.
Kafka: …
Akuta: …
Kafka: I approve.
Momiji: …!
Akuta: … For real?
…
Hoo—
All Five: HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Akuta: Well, my place is this way, so…
Muneuji: Right.
Akuta: …
Ushio: …Aren't you going to go?
Akuta: No, I'm just reluctant? It's a weird feeling!
Kiroku: ……That's… rare…
Muneuji: …
Nanaki: With all of us passing like this… I can't help but feel like we did something bad to the egg.
Kiroku: -…
Akuta: Cheer up! Don't you suppose it's enjoying itself at a beautiful lady's house or something!?
Nanaki: Y-yeah, yeah! I mean, its shell is sturdy! I'm sure it's fine. Yeah.
Kiroku: …Mhm…
Ushio: …Anyway, me and Muuchan live this way, so. See ya.
Muneuji: Hold on.
Ushio: Hm?
Muneuji: …I have something I wish to discuss with you all.
Akuta: Huh, what what? You sound serious, what's up?
Muneuji: I recalled this during Oguro-san's explanation earlier. That day, at the old school building—
I saw the Principal.
Ushio: Huh?
Nanaki: Really? Why would he be there?
Muneuji: I don't know myself. At first, I assumed he was simply on night patrol.
However, the reports said there were no injured parties. And then, too, I assumed he managed to escape one way or another like we did.
After all, at the online closing ceremony held afterwards, the Principal gave a speech as usual. However, try to recall.
That day, the speech was given through voice alone, with his camera off.
Kiroku: …Now that, you mention it…
Nanaki: So to summarise, you think that has something to do with the egg?
Muneuji: Correct. …There's also the matter of that mysterious slimy substance, and Ohno's disappearance.
Nanaki: …Right. Ohno-kun… They still haven't found him, have they.
Akuta: Yeah~ if I'd gotten a proper shot at that time, it could've been used as evidence…
Kiroku: …M… maybe you… didn't see… right.
Ushio: Muuchan's got good eyesight, even in the dark. And he absolutely doesn't lie.
Nanaki: But of all people, the Principal would have no reason to go out of his way to bring that extraterrestrial egg and sticky stuff to the old school building.
Muneuji: …
You… may be right. Perhaps I'm being too suspicious.
However, I felt it best to tell you all about it. …Please keep it in mind.
Nanaki: Got it. Thanks for letting us know.
Kiroku: …ank, yo…
Akuta: —Alright! With that said and done!
No point staying here forever. I'm starving, so let's head on home!
Nanaki: Yep. See you tomorrow.
Kiroku: … Bye… bye.
Muneuji: Let's continue getting on tomorrow.
Ushio: Let's go, Muuchan.
*tapping and bubbling*
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To you he's a menace to society, he's my little princess though. I'm back and here to serve more ideas of my favorite mean bbg 💗💗
Ok ok so I know this is based on the fic I sended, but can you imagine tan's wife being just so sassy? Walking up to this well known and feared leader, hand on our hip, smug smile, not a care in the world and saving our boys. And we always win because I said so.
Which brings me to my next point, acting. (I'm not obsessed with this idea at all haha) Now, this is silly but hear me out, since in the movie, the prince is a diesel because of her acting and how she bluffs, what if reader is arguing she's also a diesel because of her great acting skills. All I know for sure is that Lem would be so pissed at what we just said.
I hc that Tan doesn't spend much time on the internet, so when we send him "I'll see you at 14:37 :)" don't expect him to know. Lem would be like "you fucking dumbass" and having to explain what it means. (1437 = i love you forever)
Casual dom with Tan?? Pulling you by the waist so thar on the sidewalk you're further from the cars. Giving you his jacket because you "forgot" yours at home (he secretly loves it) scolding you when you don't eat and holding your chin up to make you look at him
This one is self indulgent but, wearing heels all day and you're legs hurt so he offers you a piggy back ride back home :((
Last one, I think he's kind of hesitant to open up at first but as time went by, and you two get married, what do you think will change in your relationship?
OK LAST ONE FR THIS TIME I'm feeling a little mischievous, giving him an attitude? 😱😱 shocking but,, how will he react? Please share thoughts ☺️
Also,, that text conversation ?? Delicious, thank you for the food ma'am. A while back, when I send one of these ideas asks (idk how to call them) I mentioned how it'll be like to be in a groupchat with these two and the fake sms app is exactly what I had in mind. Now that I saw the post, I wanted to ask if you could do something similar but I'm aware it's probably a lot of hassle so it's okay if you don't want to !! Sorry for any spelling mistakes!! 💺 anon
I love wearing sunglasses bcs no one will know what you're looking at haha. I say as I'm obviously staring at Tan's chest
hii!! ofc ofc, please enlighten me with ideas of our cute wholesome angel😩!!
1. like a protective mama bear 😌 always looking out for our little princesses. and yes to winning bc that’s the only way tbh
2. 😭😭😭 yes!! would kinda imagine as a femme fatale just bc it’s badass, and she would have many skills- acting one of them!! like someone you watch in a movie, and you’re like she’s fucking cool
3. yes!! feel like he’s a bit old in that department - he’s not really ‘up to date’. tbh I didn’t I know what that meant either until I read your last line😭 I feel like Lems the opposite of tan with the internet, he just knows things
4. ARFFGH LOVE IT!! he’s very chivalrous bc I say so! he NEVER lets you walk on the outside of the pavement!! always holds the/ your bags !! holds you close if you’re both out at night!! makes you food if you haven’t eaten!! makes you drinks- big acts of service kinda guy🫠😌 MAYBE… he doesn’t need a jacket but always brings one bc he knows you’ll get cold :((
5. so cute !!! especially if you went on a date!!
6. he’s a tough nut to crack!! dare I say a little difficult to love at times😶 I think he just needs lots of genuine reassurance and support to get you both past that first barrier. also he probs tries to push you away. but once you’re comfortable with each other and had a lot of time to learn from one another, he’ll be a great partner!! as most people, he gets more comfortable with time, so he’ll start to annoy you and wind you up for fun. maybe might argue more as time goes on, but they’re not that serious, nor are they petty, just standard ones
7. he knows how to shut you up, that’s all im gonna say
8. ugh you’re so welcome, love feeding my children😌 yes yes ofc!! just need to figure out how to that (bc it’s 3 people) I send messages to my ipad and respond that way😭 so if I find away to make a group chat as such, I’ll definitely let you know
9. he’s got such a pretty chest🥹
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Chishiya X Reader | Too Good At Goodbyes
WARNING: Spoilers, curse words & mention of weapons, death!
Author's Note: Thank you so much for your support and reblogs, as always! I see and appreciate each one of you! This is a PART OF A SERIES so people who are just reading this one post for the first time might not understand the context please read the parts linked below.
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"You're not that bad of a person you know. I don't know what picture you've painted of yourself in your head but I'll blank the canvas and paint a beautiful one. The true one." you said as you hugged him.
You were not aware of this but he had tears in his eyes. Even he was surprised to feel this emotion again. To be heard and understood.
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You found yourself running for your life. King of Spade found you. This time you were alone in a general store with only one exit where he stood waiting for you.
How did you end up alone? What happened to Chishiya? HOW DID YOU END UP BEING THE TARGET OF THE FUCKING KING OF SPADES?
Well, let me enlighten you.
After hiding from the King you and chishiya decided that it was better to clear as many games as possible. Because of course, this is a collective game so all the survivors have to work together on this.
Silly of you to think that they were all going to think the same way and act like a team.
You knew that even if you were smart, your specialty lies in the physical games so you went in the Jack of spade game and Chishiya went to Jack Of Diamonds. You two stayed away from heart games and even if you were forced to enter, you agreed that you two won't play it together.
You two decided that you'll meet at the Shibuya Crossing once you two were done.
His game took unexpectedly long (because then he went to Kind Of Diamonds on his way back) so you decided to get something to eat where you met another very anxious player and you didn't like anxious people in borderlands because they were not reliable. So you kept your guard up. What's the worst that can happen?
You saw King of Spades Blimp and he was crossing from right in front of your store. He hasn't noticed you both yet. You looked over to the guy he was about to through a fit and was shaking like crazy. But you sneaked up to him as quietly as you can and covered his mouth and took control of his limbs. You were visible to the King's range of view the only thing between you two was a thin glass window.
Luckily he still hasn't noticed the both of you. So you slowly started pulling the guy back as he was trying hard to get out of your grip and was making too much movement. But to your relief King almost passed from your window, JUST ALMOST.
When this dumbass took out a very tiny useless gun and tried shooting the king. One missed shot and king started shooting in your direction. You fell back behind the shelf but the guy couldn't make it and now it was just king and you in this TINY ROOM.
You knew Chishiya was going to come soon too. You cannot just run away you have to warn him.
You started shifting towards the door as the king entered more into the room. You knew you were not going to get out of here without being injured or killed if you just bolted, you HAD to make a distraction.
Chishiya's bomb came into your mind. You were planning what should you do when the King Of Dimond Blimp blew up, it was Chishiya. King looked at it and you bolted but not before throwing Chishiya's bomb in King's feet. So before he can turn and shoot you the bomb created another distraction.
Maaaan you've never run faster than this in your entire life. You knew that you cannot run faster than the bullets so you took to a low alley and started moving in the Crossing's direction so that you can warn Chishiya once he come there.
But on the way, you met up with Arisu and Usagi. You were so happy to see both of them! Finally some familiar faces. You explained the situation and they came with you.
Usagi was a bit hurt and King of spades' blimp was nowhere to be seen so you two went into a general store to get the supplies and that is when you heard a gunshot.
You two came rushing out and on your way as you heard a couple of more rounds being shot. You were sure that it wasn't King because the sounds of all of them were different.
As you entered the crossing your eyes landed on Chishiya who was hiding behind a car. When you looked closely & he looked hurt and then you saw blood. Everything blurred out and all you managed to say silently was, "Chishiya" as you ran towards him.
Then you spotted Niragi who was intently looking at you as he pulled up his gun and said, "Oh yeah, I almost forgot about you two." and started shooting in your direction.
You made it behind the car in time but Usagi couldn't because of her injury and that is when he shot his last bullet at her.
It was all in a blur and slow motion. You were asking her to come to you but she couldn't. Then you saw Chishiya run over to her. You heard two shots.
As your eyes land on Chishiya, his white jacket had two huge blood stains. He saved her. You ran with all your will and stopped him from dropping directly on the floor as you called out his name loudly.
"Why would you do that?" Usagi said as she came along with Arisu. "I wanted to do something that was a bit out of Character," he said his eye glued on you.
More than him being hurt he was worried about you. He was trying to cheer you up. He knew that this was a bit selfish of him because he promised you that you two will get out of here. Now he did this but it was important for him. His eyes were constantly glued on yours and as you start to tear up he put a hand on yours as he said...
"I know it is thanks to people I know here. To Kyuzuryu, Arisu, and You." he looked back at you. Arisu cut in, "Hey, before what were you gonna say?" Chishiya looked at Arisu and let out a weak chuckle that sounded more like a grunt. His heavy breathing and weak voice were breaking you down slowly. You didn't know how to stop this. For the first time, you felt helpless here.
Then he looked back at you not leaving a chance to soak your face in his memories, "Oh yeah." His eyes went back to Arisu and Usagi, "Honest people always seemed stupid to me. I've always loved messing with people who try too hard at life." Then he looked back at you and continued, "I hated selflessness. It's probably because I'm jealous. They all had something I didn't. It was like they could always see what a pathetic and small-minded person I really was." He squeezed your hand, "I was always scared."
Now tears were running like a river you didn't want to stop them. You could hear Arisu and Niragi talking in the background when you pressed your forehead against Chishiya's, "I hope you're not considering this lame speech as your goodbye." as you both chuckle. You could feel Usagi's eyes on you two with curiosity but you couldn't care less.
"Don't bail on me," you said softly as you lift your forehead away from him. He was too weak to answer and before he can gather the courage, the King Of Spades' Blimp came around. You looked back at Chishiya who said, "Don't even think about it."
"No, I'm staying. I won't leave you." You could hear shooting in the background and people started pouring from the streets. Chishiya took his hand out of his hold and ask you to go. "No! Shut up I'm not leaving!" You said now shouting at him for the fact that he is even suggesting this. "Let's hide them under the cars," Arisu said.
"Are you nuts? This is not going to work. I'm not leaving him here." you said clearly intimidating Arisu. You never raised your voice ever since they knew you.
"Go. I promise I'll be okay. We'll meet again. You have a better chance at saving me if you kill the king" you hated that he was right. So you helped Arisu in shifting them under the cars but not before giving Chishiya a lingering kiss.
You started running into an alley and reunited with Kuina and Ann. As you were running King got close, PRETTY CLOSE, and got a hand of Ann. All of you saved her with team efforts when a guy ran into the king with a car.
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season 1, episode 10, “this world inverted” aka the AU episode
1. well while jace and clary run off again without informing anyone, Isabelle is about to get her ass arrested
2. but at least meliorn is safe ✨
3. Raj: the one that got me moved like a shadowhunter. well it was nice knowing you izzy
4. clary helps save meliorn = he shows clary a way to find her father = meliorn gets in trouble for showing dumbass shadowhunters secrets. what a twisted circle we follow (but at least we see the AU)
5. ayyyyyyy we are about to see the AU, hold on tight y’all
6. I love regular Alec but AU out and proud gay Alec is just on another level. he’s so iconic 🔥 also, I wish they would have done another one of these episodes. I need already out and happy Alec meeting this version PLEASE. this is also one of my favorite episodes, and definitely in the top 5 (also the fact that Magnus and Alec always find their way together 🥹)
7. “you can cease to be this worlds clary Fairchild”- meliorn. well we can only hope and dream
8. “when you killed Theo, you promised to take care of this pack.”- thank you for enlightening him Alaric because this is something that Luke either doesn’t understand (we can see where clary gets this from) or he doesn’t care. when you killed Theo, you were made pack leader. if you can’t protect your pack, then make someone else the leader. like it’s really not complicated. and I don’t hate luke but he’s such a terrible leader and I wish he also got called out more about it. so many downworlders died because he just went through with Jace’s plan without thinking it through
9. Simon is adapting but going to the wolfies probably not the best idea 😬
10. I mean even in folklore, wolves and vampires have always been enemies. aw but look at his little fangs
11. “what do we know about interdemensional travel?”- as always nothing clary but ragnor happens to be an expert ✨ (I LOVE RAGNOR SO MUCH AND HE WAS SEVERELY UNDERUTILIZED AND UNDERRATED)
12. honestly what meliorn did for clary and Jace- he risked so much. like yes they did help save meliorn but seelies actually get punishment. they don’t just have favored people who can run around doing whatever the hell they want without consequences. seelie Queen doesn’t play any games (well, that’s a lie lmao)
13. ah, the only time Valentine was a good father
14. not Magnus being a tarot card reader 😭
15. Izzy has been arrested ah fucking hell
16. one shadowhunter trial coming right up
17. also can we talk about how gorgeous Izzy is in this episode??????? what, I’m just glad she ditched the long skirts and long sleeve shirts 🔥
okay so part 2 coming right up
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Honorable | Elijah Mikealson
Chapter 2
So in the past 30 minutes of talking to Damon and Elena I've learned original vampires are real and one named Elijah Mikaelson was here but they killed him apparently and he has a crazy brother klaus....well that's great
"I don't see why you need my help if he's dead" I say confused looking at Damon and Elena
"Your a vampire hunter and a good one if you were able to trick Damon therefor you could help get information" Elena says
"Trick is a strong word" Damon says back to her she just rolls her eyes not looking at him I smile at there dynamic
"So will you help?" Elena asks hopefully I think for a minute before making one dumbass decision
"Yeah why not...but for you not him" I say looking at Damon smiling fakely he just rolls his eyes
"Yes! Thank you" Elena comes over putting her hand on my upper arm which makes me wretch away from her
"Oh um I'm sorry" she says apologetically
"It's-it's fine just not a big toucher with strangers" I say a little embarrassed of my reaction I just haven't had human contact in forever
"Oh yeah that makes sense" she says smiling reassuringly
"So what's first" I ask looking at them
~~~time skip~~~
It's the next day and I'm unfortunately teamed up with Damon and some vamp named rose to go talk to some guy about Elijah and klaus
"Why'd I get stuck with you" I groan out looking at Damon as we walk into the meeting place
"Your just lucky I guess" he smirks back at me I roll my eyes
"That's slate over there let's go" rose says pointing to a scrawny looking guy walking up to him
"Hello slate" rose says smiling slate smiles back
"Well let's get straight into it then" Damon says clasping his hands together
"One question first, your sure Elijah's dead?" The guy asks clearly scared
"Beyond dead" Damon confirms all of us walking over to a table sitting down
"Trever was a good man helped me with my dissertation on sexual deviance in the baroque period, I was going for my psych phd" slate says I sense hes angry just hiding it so I put up my guards
"Slates been in college sense '74" rose says getting comfortable
"When I was turned, I have 18 degrees, 3 masters, and 4 phds" he brags
"The point" I say annoyed
"Exactly I mean what is the point, what should I be doing with eternity, if you have an answer please enlighten me" slate says looking at me hostilely
"We need your help, If someone wanted to get in touch with klaus , howd you hook them up?" Rose deflects from the stare down with me and slate
"Craigslist" he responds which makes me roll my eyes
"Right" I say look at him bitchly
"Seriously I respond to a personal ad that gets sent to somebody who knows somebody who knows Elijah who's dead and that's where my connection ends" he finishes sitting back in his chair
"Here's what I don't get Elijah moved around during the day which means the original people knew the secret of the day ring, why would klaus wanna lift the curse of the sun and the moon?" Damon questions
"To keep the werewolf's from lifting it, if a vampire breaks the sun curse then the werewolf's are stuck with the curse of the moon forever and vice versa" slate answers
"But werewolf's are all extinct?" Rose says confused
"Well true I've never seen one but rumor has it" slate says smiling
"Not such a rumor" Damon confirms
"Mystic falls?" He questions Damon nods back
"God, I've got to l visit this place it sounds awesome" slate smiles but I feel weird all of a sudden like we're being watched or something I look around as they continue talking I see a man looking towards us outside I look at him questionably when he looks back straight into my eyes I sense somethings off about him he starts doing something with his hands and then throws something towards us completely smashing the windows glass shattering everywhere I duck down but can feel glass pricking my skin I look up and see rose and slate screaming in pain from the sun
"Who the hell is that?" I shout towards Damon
"Elijah" he says looking back at me shocked I look at him in confusion he's suppose to be dead?!
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Yo, bro.
When you're talking to a dogboy, phrase everything like a quest.
Not a task, a quest. A quest is a task with a mythos.
It will teach the dogboy to engage with his literary sensibility from the boots up. It will compel him to think out the mechanics and the logistics of the task more deeply by netting it in a shroud of intrigue.
If you look back, you might notice this was a dominant literary mode for centuries. You send the dogboys out lookin for the holy grail, you tell em they're lookin for a cup, cause they don't know what lookin for enlightenment looks like. They know what a cup is, though.
A magic cup. Maybe the magic cup was enchanted by the Josh's spit like that magic spear was enchanted by the Josh's blood.
The Josh is the ultimate dogboy. The Josh is crowned in thorns and tied up dead and naked to a tree, lashed and welted in his psychic pain aura.
The Josh is a radiant mind of the world, from which all light and grain emerges in a paradoxical unity of give and take, receive and deceive.
Dogboy's gonna go around lookin for that cup, thinkin real good, makin all sorts of connections, and then he's gonna realize -- holy shit, bro!
It's not about my mother-sister's warm hot fertile cunt and how she can bring me back to life after I nut in her, it's like -- that scene in the Last Crusade where you pick the old bronzed dimmed and subtly lustrous antique cup over the big shiny bejeweled cup cause Our Lord Josh was a Humble Servant of the Lord Himself... bro that's like...
Is it like half the story or is it a further obfuscation? Are people gonna come away from that thinkin like ... aw, damn. I got this all wrong. I gotta be lookin at like ... old dingy worn out shit instead of pretty, shiny, shimmering, googling like ... shit that screams "touch me".
Bro, why's it asking to be touched so bad, bro?
It gonna hit me with its venom?
Then it's like... bro, you gotta realize. Who cares what other people do?
If other people haven't yet learned that their desires are an expression of their values (or lackthereof) it's not your place to teach em.
Still got to much left to teach yourself, bro.
Just smack your forehead, explain all your reasoning to big bro, and be like "bro, am i a dumbass, be honest, please? i dunno the truth from lies?"
to which he'll be like "yeah, lil bro you're a dumbass. you ever stop and wonder why your dick gets hard when i call you a dumbass?
it's cause you're so smart not to run and accept it. more you accept and call yourself a dumbass, smarter you're gonna be, lil bro."
and it's like ... damn, bro.
Fuckin preach.
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merry christmas luv
for you and ur lover johnny cage; enjoy that diq😽
“A Woman like you belongs with a Man like me,”
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Everything about it irked you to no end; maybe you should’ve seen it coming.
The way your breathing was heavy and your anger boiling up to the surface while staring at the two of them getting physical, why the fuck would you have caught them today. The one.. day you slipped up and almost lost your fight in the ring, the one day you felt like.. shit. He picked today.
“Not like she’s gonna be coming home soon or anything!-“ Was what you heard immediately after slipping into the door gently, resting your head against the frame before peeling yourself off of it. Incoherent gentle, yet flirty laughs filling up the walls of your hallway. Your heart sunk slightly, slowly slipping down into your stomach as you bit down onto the inside of your cheek; you jerked your eyebrow up a bit before setting your bag to the ground. Begging.. whoever the hell running this universe that it wasn’t what you thought it was.
Yet, it was. By your luck today, yeah, it was.
You listened in on the noises coming from your bedroom yearning louder, before your eyes widened at the sound of a woman; a very familiar woman’s voice- one of the women at your boyfriend’s workplace. All you felt was a switch in your brain, your fingers wrapping around the edge of the doorknob to slam the door open with a thud.
There he was, your Brad getting cozied up to the woman he told you was just a friend. At that moment, all you really felt was adrenaline and anger rising to the surface; who the hell did he think he was?!!
“Oh..- Oh- Oh shit!- I, listen- your home.. so early-“ Your boyfriend tried to gather the sheets over the woman, as if acting like a teen who had got caught doing drugs or some shit. “Let me- ex-“ You didn’t dare let him even try to say the word, explain, before you immediately felt your eye twitch right there and then as your teeth gritted tightly together while the hot tears brimmed just below your eyes. “Explain?? Explain what position you guys were doing it in? Ohh.. yes, please enlighten me on how it went in.” Your words stung, yet were mildly shaky due to the heavy adrenaline running throughout your body.
Brad stared at you like a terrified dumbass dog who knew he did wrong; trying to find an excuse or anything to make himself feel better from the guilt that made him feel like shit. The woman’s face annoyed the shit out of you too, acting like she was going to cry as she tried to hide her naked body under your bedsheets. Acting like she’s the fucking victim; she knew plenty well of who you were. “Please.. continue, I’ll be back to grab my shit tomorrow.” You spat, leaving before you could even let any tears out. Still, the lazy bastard tried to make somewhat of the situation by calling out your name. Even so, you knew he didn’t care as much; not like he ran after you once you had left. It felt like your heart wasn’t in your body anymore, the cutthroat feeling of having it ripped out by the man you thought you were going to spend your life with.
So you walked, kept walking. It honestly felt like you just couldn’t stop; you just walked off. Out of your large apartment doors, to the elevator, and down to the cold yet manageable breeze that stung your warm cheeks. The night sky and bright moon balanced between the shifts of clouds and lights throughout the city. Besides Brad, you had a few friends- of course none up this late at night willing to take you in for the night. I guess.. except for- Checking your phone, you noticed how late it had gotten from your walk back home until now; almost eleven. You regretted telling Brad that you would’ve been home late.
Which.. is how you ended up here, outside of Johnny’s large modern condominium complex. Sitting outside on the ledge of the porch stairway, you honestly felt pathetic doing this. You shuddered slightly and checked the time; 12:01. A full hour had passed once you had arrived, your feet were fucking killing you after the damn adrenaline had worn off after walking luckily- those white boots you wore helped tenfold. Your cold cheeks and red nose, you felt stupid- why the hell were you here, why couldn’t you have gotten to a hotel, why were you at Johnny’s place-
“Now, A, what are you doing calling me.. so late at night,” Johnny’s smooth yet so raspy voice tinged your ears as your eyes widened, you were so deep in your thoughts that you forgot you were even about to call him. Jesus Christ, what a damn mess you felt like. The embarrassment slightly hit you, finally. “I..- Johnny..” And suddenly, your voice felt so weak now- not like how you’d usually act with a smidge of confidence or even just a tad of emotion there. You sounded slightly.. exhausted and insanely sad.
“..you- alright?” You felt his teasing tone gently shift into a slightly worried and mildly confused one before you mumbled something incoherently. Johnny immediately picked up on the wind blowing through the phone line as he rose an eyebrow, “Ey, are you outside right now..? You know it’s like.. eleven, Where the hell are-“ He tried to ask before rolling his sleeves up, eyes rolling to the side as he tried to glance out of his windows.
“..I’m outside,” Sure enough, as you said that- he noticed where you were. He tsk’ed to himself as a small smirk slowly stretched along his expression, making him raise an eyebrow once more before rolling his tongue along his teeth. Johnny knew you’d usually come to him for.. advice or just, random company. Which could say enough about your relationship with Brad the past few weeks; however it was the closer you and Johnny became too.
That’s when the sounds of a locked door becoming unlocked would be heard behind you, making your eyes widen ever so slightly as you shuddered again. You then heard and felt the presence of his footsteps hitting the concrete and inching their way closer to you, “With how many times you’re over.. you should’ve noticed I got a doorbell for a reason, you know,” His teasing voice spoke through the phone while you also heard his voice behind you. Your large glossy eyes slowly turned to take a glance over your shoulder, meeting his as he leaned down onto one knee, looking at you sitting down on the top step before his fingers ended the call. “Mm,” Johnny observed your features, the red and cold lingering your pale skin- you felt his eyes burn into you before one of his warm large hands grasped your shoulders bringing you up by himself, “C’mon..” He said to you with that voice of his.
As you were lifted up gently yet firmly by the man you called your friend, he held his arm around your shoulder as he wandered back up and into his place. The warm air blanketing you as you felt yourself finally breathe in some warm air, “God, you’re freezing,” He told you with a glance down at your small frame, “the things you do for me huh.” He guided you towards his soft, pale colored couch as he pushed you down gently onto it- looking down at you. His usually opened collared shirt still unbuttoned at the top, his slightly messy hair- he looked tired almost. Didn’t show it rarely.
“Thanks, Johnny,” You told him, his eyebrows furrowed as a smirk played onto his expression, “You thanking me? Did you get replaced by someone else or something?” He teasingly asked through his husky breathless voice. Johnny knew you weren’t really one t thank him for tiny things due to how close you two were- at least, he didn’t expect it tonight- usually you two had a bond of going back and forth with jokes and teasing. He ran a hand through his hair whilst looking down at your shrugging to his question, “Quiet tonight are we, I’ll get you the usual then,” He told you. Truthfully, he already had the wine out before you even bothered calling- his night was eventful too.
He got out a glass and poured you a glass of the rosé you had liked so much, he immediately knew what your quietness and expression was; made him feel off in some way. You stared out of his window and into the city lights and the random pools of darkness- “Hello? Knock knock, anyone awake in there?” He pretended to knock on your head slightly as you were snapped out of your heavy lingering thoughts. Your eyes slowly were met with the glass on the coffee table, then to him- his eyebrows raised as he leaned back from knocking on your empty yet so filled mind. “Ah there she is.. thought we lost you there,” Johnny said to you with a striking gaze, his warm colored lamps grazing over his facial features.
“Very funny,” you narrowed your eyes at the man before you silently thanked him for knowing exactly what type of wine you had been interested in.. something Brad wouldn’t care to even take note of. “So.. what.. made you drop over? Isn’t little Bradley at home tonight? Where’s that- funny guy at?” You shifted your feet slightly as you heard his words ring in your eyes at the sudden mention of your boyfriend; surprisingly, even someone like Johnny who rarely cared about others took note of when Brad was home.
“Yeah he’s home, but.. he was just busy, rolling in the sheets with some girl from his job.” You said it too casually before your voice started to slightly break at the end of your sentence; making you clench your jaw shut as you grabbed the wine glass quickly to swirl it around and take a sip. You immediately felt Johnny’s lingering eyes around the room pick up on what you were saying and burned into you. “I’m sorry, huh?” It almost sounded like he was in confusion, slightly in denial or something. Yet also a tinge of, almost wanting to laugh- for some dumb reason.
“So the little bastard cheated on you,” He mumbled gently to himself while staring at your smaller frame resting on his couch. In some horrible way, that Johnny would never admit to out loud, he felt.. good. Finally, you didn’t have your shitty barnacle of a boyfriend that you had lingering around- at least he hoped you wouldn’t go back. Johnny watched you gulp down a shit ton of wine as he spread his legs slightly on the other couch, getting comfortable. “Tell me everything, sweets.” He told you under his breath, he was genuinely curious; and also genuinely.. wanted to beat Little Bradley bloody for even doing such a dumbass thing to a woman like you. More for him, he’d guessed.
After you told Johnny everything after three glasses of wine, of course you slipped in other vents and rants from your day today in which Johnny listened through it all as he usually did. “Damn, and your comfort source is coming to me, charmed, really I am.” He teased once more, it honestly stroked his large ego knowing you came to him; seeing you outside on his porch. “And.. take that damn jacket off already,” He leaned forward to slip it off of your shoulders and motioning you to do the rest as he felt you shimmy on out of it. You hadn’t expected this, it’s not like wine usually got you too tipsy but it was working a bit now, “You should be warming up by now,” Johnny said slipping the jacket on over his fingers and onto the nearby chair.
“Yeah yeah.. I’m just fine..” You stuck your tongue out at him before reaching over to fill your glass once more; realizing the wine bottle was almost finished. “I’m sorry though, the dude is a sorry excuse of a human and pile of shit. Women like you don’t belong with men as brittle as him.” He said to you watching you slip your finger underneath your eye, brushing away the warm tears and messy mascara that was resting there. “Women like me huh..” You stated softly while sighing shakily from the sobbing earlier when you told him everything. Your response felt like more of a joke than you thought before Johnny sighed and came to sit up and sit next to you finally. Letting his large shoulders rest along the top of the couch to where his arm sprawled out on the top, his hand to the back of it as his face tilted towards yours, “Not like I was lying, you know I never lie,” He spoke, “..most times eh?”
Your eyes slowly trailed over to meet his again, noticing his leg slightly bouncing as he let it rest gently on his other leg. You fiddled with your blue sleeves of your sweater, “..Women like me.. belong where then, Johnny?” The words peeled off of your tongue sarcastically as you rolled your eyes before sitting a bit more forward- resting your elbows on your knees. With your back arched and your eyes drifting away from him to the ground; his words made your lips part.
“Admittedly? Women like you, belong right there.. sitting on my couch.” Johnny was a smooth ass guy with lines to make other girls’ knees weak and witty statements to get under your skin; and here he was- making you speechless and embarrassedly flustered.
Your eyes widened after hearing his words, not saying a word after his statement. How the hell were you even supposed to reply with something like that? All you could feel was the heat rising and settling on your ivory cheeks, the effect this guy had, you swore. As you had taken a glance back again over your shoulder, eyes widening as you felt your cheeks heating up. Then- an eruption of a laugh escape Johnny’s chest. His large hand collapsed over your right shoulder and grasped it tightly as he had let out a breathy and raspy wheeze of a laugh, “Your reactions are always so.. intense. Take it easy.” He knew to himself that he wanted to call you cute instead- He also knew you just got cheated on, he also very well knew to try to be going easy on you tonight- but to be there for you and your situation was another thing. To slip under and be there for a woman.. he rather- adored in many ways.
But to act on it was a different thing. A thing someone like Johnny wasn’t sure of. He didn’t like to not be sure of something. A conflict- or rather a challenge in his mind that he wanted to take on. He knew you were a pretty girl; once word got out that you weren’t with stupid ass Bradley anymore- there’d be a wait line out there, full of new boyfriend applications.
“Johnny.. you’re too damn much,” You swirled the wine around in your glass once more, fingers slightly trembling. What the hell were you thinking?- Be the bigger person and take the time to move on from Brad right? But when someone like Johnny is here and you’re the one he’s.. mildly flirting with you- on his own couch.. drinking his wine- you felt embarrassed and so flustered, in a good way. “My reactions are nothing less.. understandable.”
That’s when Johnny let out a low chuckle while raising his eyebrows, “Uh huh, those big pretty eyes tell me otherwise,” That’s when it hit you that, his hand never left your shoulder- squeezing it tighter even as it trailed up and down your arm, “It’s an intense amount of.. that flustered nature I like seeing from you.” He said under his breath as he leaned his head back onto the couch cushion. You tried to easily brush this off as Johnny being a touchy person in general; though, with you it felt real. You took another swig of the wine as you gulped down the dry yet satisfying liquid, trailing down your throat as you tried to make sense of his actions. “Shut up..” You whispered under your breath. You felt another line of a dry chuckle escape his lips as he grunted as if he was stretching. You suddenly became self aware of the time and gulped once more, “God.. Johnny, I’m sorry, Fuck. I probably interrupted you like- sleeping or something. It’s so late, I should be headed out-“ You shook your head as you had begun to stand up, looking down to your white boots- making sure they were laced.
Johnny’s senses were filled with a confused feeling as he tilted his head, “What-“ He watched you set your wine glass down, “You’re.. going home? Isn’t he?-“ He was filled with a flush of mild embarrassment that he immediately thought you were staying over. “No.. I just thought I’d get a hotel.” Admittedly, you both knew you were thinking the same thing once he gave you a look of ‘seriously?’
“A hotel..? Now, why would you do that when you could just stay here,” He said as he eyed you up and down- smoothly of course, “Free of charge.” He winked which made your eyes widen at the offer of hospitality at Johnny’s place. “Johnny- don’t be silly,” You rolled your eyes gently before turning to the side to cover a newfound rush of redness following to your cheeks as you had begun to walk out of the living area before a large hand grasped your forearm. “You’re a funny woman, I’ll tell you that-“ He told you before turning you around swiftly, standing up and pushing you softly back onto his couch, “Lets get this jacket off of you..” He slipped off your jacket with the gold accents on the inside, running it through his fingers before holding it in his hands. You stared up at him with a look of surprise whilst your blush continued to deepen- and oh, he noticed. Fueling his teasing, “See, look.. you’re not even protesting, now just get comfortable.” He told you with a smirk, letting another chuckle escape his lips as he gently placed your jacket over one of his chairs. “You really don’t.. have to.” You told him, almost feeling guilty as much as you tried not to. You’ve been over here a million times, it wouldn’t hurt to accept his offer of hospitality.. for a night. “No one’s telling me I have to, in fact, no one would have to tell me twice to invite you in for a night either, that’s for sure.” You watched as he walked back into the living room, unbuttoning another button of his shirt, taking in the warm of the room.
Bubbling with emotions, Johnny could see right through you and it almost fueled his ego that you were acting so nervous this time around. You hoped that some of the alcohol you had would kick in right about now, easing your nerves- which you felt, yet it made you all the more eager at the same time.
“Hey, maybe I’ll even let you sleep in bed with me,” His words caught you off guard, making you turn and take a glance at him as if you didn’t know what to say. His gentle chuckled echoed throughout the living room, you knew he was trying to ease your nerves with his stupid ass tone and dumbass jokes. At least.. that’s what you took it as. “What?” He asked with a shrug, narrowing his eyes at you, “Not like.. Nevermind.” He huffed out. Johnny was gonna say that it wasn’t like you were taken anymore but- not the time judging by your expression. “You know, I’d love to sleep in that bed of yours but it just reeks of your terrible cologne I bet!” Trying to save yourself from the embarrassment, that’s all you had which made him stifle out another laugh at your terrible comeback. His smooth and sly moves continued to drive into your already messy mind.
“Just.. Come on,” He ushered a wave towards you as he sat up from his seat on the couch before standing up. You stared to the window before groaning softly under your breath as you followed him down the marble floored hall to his black and blue modern styled bedroom. He quickly pulled the curtains shut, not minding you were even in his room- more like he was proud of it. “Go on.. don’t be shy, go sit,” He told you with a grunt as he walked into the walk in closet to grab you something of his to wear. Throwing a black shirt at you, you slowly sat on his bed- looking at everything in sight including the pictures on his dressers- of.. himself, of course.
“What- I mean- Oh, thanks,” You tried to mumble out a thank you as best as you could as he shut the door to his closet, pulling down the covers to his bed as he shuffled out another laugh. “Don’t worry, I won’t look, sweets,” He told you as he was chuckling under his raspy tone, it made you blush undeniably bright as you stared down at the expensive fabric sitting in your fingers. “Funny,” You rolled your eyes before you turned around to meet his gaze once more before he pointed to the bathroom with a snarky expression lingering on his lips. Taking the hint, you ran off to the bathroom swiftly as you were met with the cool musky scent of Mister Cage himself. Taking in the expensive looking products and marble countertops- there was no one else you knew who kept up with his appearance other than Johnny, that’s for sure.
Who fucking cared. You stared at your mildly messed up makeup and glossy lips, biting down on the inside of your cheek you swiftly threw your blue sweater off of your body leaving you in your bra. Sighing, you immediately threw on his shirt whilst removing your pants- it’s not like his shirt was going to fit you perfectly.
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Johnny sat there waiting on his bed, eyeing the bathroom door. Glancing out of the thin curtains and out to the city lights; almost like he was waiting for the day you’d finally leave the notorious asshole, Brad. He leaned forward as his elbows rested against his knees while he was deep in thought. Then the sound of the bathroom door opened, causing him to turn his head to the side in the same sitting position- his eyes almost popped out of his skull for a moment before composing himself.
Sure, he’s seen you in other outfits that looked flattering on you. Sure, he’s seen.. dresses on you or even some nice shorts on you before. But nowhere, nowhere at all would even come close to you, in his shirt.
“Christ,” Johnny whispered under his breath as he gulped gently, letting his eyes narrow at the sight once he watched you turn off the bathroom light. “Your bathroom is nice, surprised it isn’t an absolute disaster in there,” You mustered up trying to distract from the fact you were wearing the Johnny Cage’s shirt right now. He was caught fiddling with his watch slightly as he nodded, taking in the sight of you walking back into his vicinity, “Wow, you’d take me for the messy type? I’m offended, A.” He watched you stand awkwardly while delivering his statement to you, he then stood up and guided you to the side of the bed, urging you to lay down. “You think real hard tonight about how you just treated me just now,” Johnny said in a mock scolding tone, watching you slowly sit down on the bed while delivering another snarky response in return.
With your large pretty eyes and- the only thing on being his shirt:
What he’d do to just-
“Is that right?” He quickly tried to compose himself and save it with a usual sarcastic reply, “Well, if you’ll excuse me, Princess,” He bowed stupidly before turning around and giving you a nod before he’d act on anything, “this superstar needs his beauty sleep-“
“Wait- you’re not..- I mean-“ You started to say before noticing your words out loud, making him raise an eyebrow as he turned around- now noticing his changed clothes in his hand. Your words filled Johnny with a first hand sense of mild confusion before it finally registered in his mind making his lips stretch into a small smirk. “Oh, I get it,” He fully turned around as he watched your expression and mouth agape, “You.. really thought I was gonna sleep in bed with you? Good shit.” He said softly as he nodded in amusement, holding back that laugh in the back of his throat. He almost regretted assuming; should’ve went for it right then and there. “No, No- C’mon, you know I was just,” You tried to honestly explain yourself as your nervous smile tried to stretch onto your features as you felt up his black sheets.
Yet, before you were even expecting it or looking- he was right there at the edge of the bed. “Just what?” He awaited your reply before nodding and then noticing you had literally nothing else to combat him with. Maybe you.. honestly didn’t mind- having him in.. bed. “Well, I mean it is.. your bed and I wouldn’t want to-“
“Intrude? Women intrude my life all the time, sweetheart, you’re just my.. exception, if you will.” He argued with a small smirk before collapsing beside you on the other side of his large bed, “By all means, right?” He asked softly as you felt the bed dip, immediately your body reacted to this as you tensed up. “Don’t- Don’t call me that,” You said with a fake sarcastic grin, on the inside, you were honestly freaking the fuck out. You started to try to get comfortable in his sheets, laying down softly on the soft fabrics below you. This was almost making you forget about the fact that you got fucking cheated on, “Aw, now was that just too much for-“
Johnny was cut off by the sudden closeness of being near you like this in bed, the feeling of it finally hitting him as you both turned at the same time to face each other. It felt like some.. dumb movie scene, “for- the princess..” He whispered the rest under his breath. His eyes and eyebrows raised slightly as you both examined each other’s features. His chestnut brown yet messy hair was framing his face well enough, you could hear his gentle yet deep breathing- making every detail of the man in front of you effect the redness level on your cheeks further. Johnny did the same- looking at your large eyes and the long black eyelashes that batted down on them, or the way your soft hair framing your own face well enough. Some sort of double fantasy shit happening; spur of the moment.
“That dude doesn’t know what he’s missin’,” Johnny said breaking out of the comfortable silence that blanketed the two of you. His words hit you like a brick, still emotionally vulnerable from the events of tonight- usually, if anyone else said that to you, you’d be fine and take it as a compliment. From Johnny, it felt.. genuine and more than that. From anyone else, you wouldn’t be crying- you’re- …wait, you’re crying!
For a split second, his expression seemed surprised as soon as he saw those stray tears pooling out of your pretty eyes. You tried to mumble out something, you were caught up though- caught up in everything else happening that all you were mumbling out was a jumble of stuttering out i’s. You hands tried to shakily wipe them away before one of his own grasped your hand tightly holding it against his comforter as he watched a tear fall down your cheek. “Poor girl..” His rough tone nipped at your ear, his other hand reaching up to cup your cheek and wipe the tears away with his thumb. You weren’t sobbing, yet the sadness and hurt evident lingering in your gaze as you were being vulnerable in front of the man who’d usually tease the ever loving shit out of you.
Soon, his arms were fully around you, snaking around your waist- holding your back in place against his body. By this point, you felt remarkably safe in Johnny’s large arms- not letting this happen would a crime. You bit your lip softly before succumbing to the grasp he had over you; melting in his arms. “Listen- I, I, I didn’t-“ Until your words were cut off by his hand running against your black hair, consoling you. “I got you, A.” He whispered gently. Johnny felt on top of the world despite seeing how you melted in his arms due to the vulnerability you were feeling- you were in his arms, seeing this side of you made him want to- just hold you here.. right here only.
That’s when you felt the need to lift your head off of his chest, trying your best to make the stable amount of eye contact with him for once tonight. As soon as you did, you couldn’t continue to back away- something in your body just prevented you from doing so. Johnny couldn’t let you go either, his eyes watched your eyes all the way down to your glossy lips. “Johnny hold on-“ You started to say before his breathing accelerated softly, “Why don’t you..- Just close your eyes for me,” He told you, both of you already knew. Underlying attraction and desire bubbling up to the surface. And who the hell cared; you didn’t have a boyfriend anymore.
Before you knew it, your eyes were closing shut whilst your lips and hands trembled. One of his hands grabbed your trembling one, putting it to his chest before his other hand held and rubbed along the sides of your waist tightly. He’d never wanted to do something so bad in his life. Kiss you.
“I got you, A,” Johnny whispered under his breath with his tongue running along his cheek before his lips slowly collided with your own. You knew it was coming, obviously- it didn’t take an idiot to know what he wanted. Yet, you couldn’t help but want the same thing. Let loose and play the field tonight, who the fuck cared at this point.
Your tensed up and trembling body eased up as soon as he kissed you, it took you a second to actually ease into the kiss since your nerves were skyrocketing through the roof. Yet, as soon as you eased into it. It didn’t take long for Johnny’s tongue to graze along your lips; asking for entrance. Leaning over his body, he slowly moved the two of you so that he was the one beaming over you. Every kiss was filled up with his frustration and building up passion and desire- more so, for you. Your hand remained on his chest before it traveled up to the side and gripped his bicep tightly. His other hand grazing along your side, grasped your hips making you gasp- ensuring his tongue’s entrance into your kiss. As the two of you made out like this; it was as clear as day that it wasn’t going to stop here.
His lips extracted from yours softly as he peered down, looking at the woman he finally had beneath him- panting and looking insanely good. “If you want me to stop.. you better tell me.. right now,” Johnny said to you as his eyes narrowed at your legs beneath him, in response, you said nothing except for a pleading nod. It was enough of a yes for Johnny to continue. His lips eventually lead down to meet your neck, his other hand traveling down to your waist and down to the edge of your thighs. This newfound attention made you whimper while furrowing your eyebrows, letting out a couple of breathy noises. His tongue kissed all up and around under the sensitive spot under your ear and even at your collarbone once he tugged down your- well, his shirt on you, kissing and nipping on the skin that was eventually leading your collarbone to be littered in his bites. “You’re going to look.. so much better with my hickeys on your neck.. rather than his,” He whispered into your ear before pulling back and letting his other hand travel up the shirt to tug on the edge of your panties, “ain’t that right?”
“Yeah.. of course-“ You breathlessly replied as you felt his lips suction off of your neck, gulping down a lingering moan when you felt his finger hooking onto your panties. “May I?” He asked sneakily before lifting up your shirt, seeing your pleading nod once more made him smirk yet eagerly want to see you like this. Johnny’s cold yet large hands immediately sliding up the black shirt. “As soon as I saw you in this shirt.. fuck,” His gentle hoarse voice added to your blush as you let his hands run along your body- the shirt slipping up and over your body- quickly exposing you to his eyes and the gentle cool air of his room.
Johnny’s eyes roamed over your exposed form, his desire evident in his gaze. He couldn't help but take in every detail, his own arousal growing with each passing moment. He moved closer to her, his hand reaching out to lightly trail his fingers along her inner thigh. "I can tell.. you’re so damn wet already," he remarked, his voice filled with a mix of desire and satisfaction. He leaned in closer, his breath ghosting over her ear. "Just relax and let me take care of you," he whispered, his voice husky with need. Feeling her anticipation and desire growing with each touch. He leaned in closer, his fingers inching closer to her center. He could hear her whimper and shiver, and it only fueled his desire to please her.
As his other hand was busy inching his way towards her aching core, the other reached up to palm and massage her breast. “Real brave of you not wearing a bra after changing hm?” All you could say in reply was a breathy moan, “Johnny- It wasn’t like.. that at all- jesus-“ His husky whisper coated her ears softly as he leaned down to have his lips meet her breasts, licking and sucking them as he pleased. “Uh huh.. took all I damn.. had, to not take you right there on my couch-“ He told you in between sucking your nipple; of course, heat of the moment made him say his true thoughts and feelings. “Shit..” You quickly felt your back arching as soon as his fingers reached the damp spot on the fabric of your panties. “Spread your thighs a bit more, A, c’mon,” He urged you softly, breath hot against your breasts.
Every sense of wanting to stop this wasn’t even there; only to comply to everything he was saying. Your hand tugged a bit on his sleeve and gripped his forearm softly as he used it as support to beam above you like this. “Good.. good-“ He breathlessly grunted before one of his fingers pushed your panties aside, sliding along your wet slit making you tense up and breathe in sharply, “Johnny- please- holy shit,” You breathed out noticing one of his fingers sliding into you, so effortlessly. “Just.. take it-“ He told you while he found the rhythm he was looking for this whole time, massaging your breast with one hand and pleasuring you down there with the other.
You were insanely stuck in a mental state of pleasure, the familiar feeling of a tent poking down at your thigh. It almost felt so painful holding himself in there as his pants grew tighter by the second. As his fingers accelerated, curled, and even rubbed up onto your clit; he leaned up from your breasts to watch you squirm beneath him, eyes tightly shut as you continued gripping his forearm. It wasn’t even long before the familiar feeling of the tight knot within your stomach was coming on. Whispering out breathy moans of ‘yes’s’ and eager anticipation of wanting the release.
Until he stopped moving his fingers, he knew you were close- “Ah.. not yet, A..” He finally stopped which made you let out a whine as you opened your eyes, eyes grazing over the smirk once stretched over his face. “C’mere.. you can do it, gorgeous..” He told you, your weak body trembling as he made you sit up, “You-.. Oh-“ Your eyes didn’t even have to open fully for you to take in the sight of him, trying to urge himself out of his pants. You gulped softly as your eyes then widened, momentarily forgetting about the aching feeling between your legs. “You know what to do.. don’t you, gorgeous?” He asked you with a slight tone of mockery as he then positioned himself against his headboard beside you, letting his legs spread apart slightly as he caught his breath.
The shirt slipped back down as you then crawled into position between his legs; embarrassedly fiddling with his belt and stripping him free for a moment. Seeing him poke through his loose boxers was enough for you to grit your teeth and stare up at him whilst he stared down at you back with those same lust filled eyes. “You got it..” He silently whispered while watching you take his hardness out and into your hands, the length overwhelming your senses for a moment as a rush of arousal ran through you. His steady fingers slowly moved down to unbutton the rest of his shirt, freeing his toned body toward you and to let him finally strip himself of the button up. Your soft hands ran along his cock as you grasped him gently, watching his expression twitch as soon as you gave into what he wanted. Pre-cum leaked out from the tip as soon as your blush deepened, causing the surge of confidence running through you seeing the effect you had on Johnny.
Eventually, your lips were met with his tip- wrapping them around his length as you shut your eyes adjusting to the newfound pressure in your mouth. “That’s.. it, just take all of- me.” He grunted as his hands found your soft hair to grip onto for support, you were admittedly good at this- and he was making that crystal clear. “Shit-“ He groaned under his breath, opening his eyes to see you taking him all into your mouth, slight tears building up at the sides of your eyes as you made him feel like the most luckiest man on planet earth. As you had sped up your movements, swirling your tongue around- it made him clench his teeth while trying to let out a shaky breath and chuckle, “..take- what you want,” He told you while nodding- well, until you decided to hit him with a killer move of opening your eyes and making eye contact with him. “Yeah- no, Fuck that.. I need to be inside you- now..” That alone was enough for him to stop you and have you raising your eyebrow while he was taking himself out of your mouth.
Johnny didn’t waste anytime I’m turning them around again, making himself be on top once more. The urgency to have you all to himself now; it consumed him and he didn’t mind being greedy. “Fuck..” She whimpered embarrassingly seeing his arch push against her now swollen core eagerly. “Yeah..-“ She told him, her voice full of need and plenty of urgency- almost like she was begging. Johnny couldn't resist the desperate plea any longer. The desire and need in her voice drove him wild. Without hesitation, he pushed himself inside you. slowly filling you with his length. He let out a low groan of pleasure as he felt the tightness and warmth of you around him. He stayed still for a moment, allowing you to adjust to his size, before he began to move, thrusting into you with a deep and steady rhythm. "Fuck,” he grunted, his voice filled with a mix of pleasure and dominance. "You feel so fucking good." His hands found its spot beside your head to grasp onto his sheets while the other held your hips in place for him to greedily take you. “Oh.. my god, Johnny-“ All that you knew, is that he knew how to do this so damn well.
“Aw.. don’t worry.. gorgeous, I’ll fuck the.. damn memory of him out of you,” He told you with a sense of urgency while flexing his arm clutching his sheet tighter. His rough words alone made you clench against his length while you arched your back, letting your soft and smooth legs rest and tremble against his sides. “Shit.. that’s- it-“ You whimpered out loudly now while clutching onto his neck as your hands snaked around his body, as if wanting him closer now. All of the pain that you felt when he had started was gone fully, all you needed right now was- him. You and him were insanely sensitive from before, making these movements of greed and passion intense.
As the minutes subsided and kept on, he could feel you clenching up against his length as his hips met yours with every deep thrust colliding into you at an intense and punishing pace. “God.. fuck you’re- doing so good,” Johnny groaned while feeling his climax bubble up beneath the surface, “Just a little.. fucking.. longer, gorgeous,” He told you while leaning his head down to meet your lips with his own, taking your tongue to dance with his own as you both shared a moment of sensitive intimacy. You quickly broke the kiss while feeling the knot in your stomach become tighter, “J..Johnny.. I- I’m close- fuck,” Lingering whines and whimpers pooling out of your lips as you had let him know, your words making this harder for him to hold on longer. He was close too.
“God.. fucking hell,” He grunted feeling your legs wrap around his back only gently, “If you don’t.. You shouldn’t do that..” He was getting desperate now, finally showing an ounce of nervousness if he was going to actually do this.. inside of you.
“Please just- I don’t care.. do it inside-“ You quickly told him, “I can’t.. hold on-“ It was enough for him to almost come undone rather quickly, intensifying the pace as his face leaned down to revel in your neck. His grunts becoming heavier by the second, groans more evident now as he heard your pleading, whimpering, and breathy moans in his ears. As soon as your grip on his neck became tighter, his other hand grasped your own tightly. Lips met with your shoulder as he bit it slightly to drown out his groans, “I’m.. I’m coming-“ Was all he told you, hearing you mirror a similar reply as the two of you collapsed in pleasure, “That’s.. it- come undone for.. for me,” You were insanely filled with heavy waves of arousal and emotions while coming with him, back arching so you were fully pressed against his toned chest. His teeth gritted against your skin as he groaned softly, “Shit..”
As the two of you rode of your high of pleasure, he quickly retracted his teeth from your shoulder as he planted a kiss where a new bite mark was placed there. You were trembling and shaking as he had pushed himself off of you after a few minutes, collapsing beside you as he panted, “..fuck.” He whispered while shutting his eyes, feeling you climb onto his chest- before he was holding you against him planting that kiss against your head. “This is what you really came here for huh,” He joked softly before you head gently rose up and shook your head, “Oh my god, Not even!-“ You told him while a massive blush blanketed your cheeks, seeing your hair so soft and messy- you looked adorable. Johnny let out a gentle hoarse chuckle while nodding, “Ah.. uh huh, you’re right.. that’s what I hoped you always came here for, for sure.”
This was the distraction you needed.
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luv ya shlluuttt
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I am interested in your fangan, please enlighten me
OKAY YAY HIIII
it's called phoenix's hope . takes place like ages after the tragedy kinda like drdt !! some dumbass gets the idea to try and recreate team danganronpa and stuff happens , after a few years they get it up and running. the first few seasons flopped but then there was an Interesting Plotline carried through all of the others and caused it to blow up. the seasons always ended quick due to the plot, and this season would be considered the finale !!
i still dont have a full name for the school but i do know that it'll have the word phoenix in it, and that it is a college. it was originally a rebuilt hope's peak, but they changed the name and made it a college instead of a hs
the main character is names haru suzuki !! shes 18 & is the ult lucky student, but she doesnt really have anything going for her. she's not unlucky either, but she will have random bursts of luck or misfortune when it matters most ; shes got a prosthetic leg due to one of those. obviously picked to be put into the college !
everyone is 17-19 except for 1 character who i will talk ab eventually .
im just gonna list the characters now
haruni kai, 17, ultimate tutor, she/her
lizabeth [pending], 17, ultimate veterinarian, she/her
umaiyuu ikan, 19, ultimate mangaka, she/they
xiomara [pending], 19, ultimate dollmaker, she/her
yukine, 18 physically/mentally / 10 chronologically, ultimate doll, they/them
ren ishiyama, 19, ultimate violinist, he/him
rin ishiyama, 19, ultimate violist, she/her
hiroto yamamoto, 18, ultimate vtuber, any pronouns
kyo amano, 17, ultimate assistant, he/him
airi bushida, 19, ultimate hacker, she/her
yuki sora, 17, ultimate [pending !], he/him
koki hotaru, 17, ultimate host, he/him
nyoka makino, 21, ultimate copycat, she/her
miragaru nishise, 18, ultimate [also pending], she/it
jinkahashi maha, 17, ultimate seamstress, he/they (i think) .
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and there are also ghosts !! previous ultimates who died. only 3 of these characters can see them and you'll never guess who ,
i don't have names but i have ultimates ? translator, skater, knife thrower, costume maker. and a few others who dont have ults yet.
the costume maker is named nichi makino tho, and the translator's surname is amano. smile
uhhhhh i think thats all thats rlly important ?? ill drop more on characters eventually
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Share any spiral symbolism you like?
FUCKONG COLOR THEORY.
I'm. Like.
I mean this with every little bit of my wee ribcage.
Analysing symbolism of colors - and specifically the impact of yellow - is what got me into analysis in the first place.
Spiral uses yellow and orange really really interestingly. Because the entire movie is bathed in this orange. It's warm and it's sticky and it's done that way intentionally. There is a heatwave going on and it's gross. It's grossness in a way Saw hadn't used before; all of the movies being set, presumably, around October time (I'm not a Saw connoisseur - just a spiral one, if this is wrong please correct me). Whereas Spiral is set during a heatwave so we can assume it's at least summer time.
And this is important when talking about color because the movie is orange but all of the traps are overwhelmingly blue. They're all blue. And this holds extreme significance because you know, it's the ACAB movie. It's the one where only cops die. It's fitting that cops die in blue lighting.
This is true for every trap except one, from my memory.
The glass trap. Which is all yellow. And this is because it's a trap that centers less around Pete and more about Zeke.
The trap is yellow because it's not killing cops. It's a test of how well Zeke will be as a partner in future tests.
As we see, he fails the test, yet he lives. The trap is rigged for Zeke to win.
No matter what, unless Zeke is a total dumbass, he is living through that glass trap.
Right so for this next part I need to share with you some symbolism for the color yellow. Because this is the color that, as said before, is filling the reveal scene.
Yellow symbolises, besides friendship, "optimism, joy, enlightenment, but also for duplicity, cowardice, betrayal." (Link)
This is exactly what the reveal scene is from both perspectives.
From Zeke's point of view, the reveal is a complete betrayal of trust from someone who he thought was his only friend left. It's duplicity (meaning deceitfulness (I had to look it up)) due to that betrayal. All of the lying and hiding and secret keeping.
But from William's, it's hope. It's the optimism that maybe they can be partners. That joy when Zeke agrees to it. It's the "enlightenment" that jigsaw parades around when people became his apprentices and joined his cause.
Yellow colors this scene because this scene is yellow.
That was long. I'm sorry.
I have been thinking about this for far too long.
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Dont key into my apartment when I say it's not a good idea. Don't key into my apartment when you asked but I didn't say anything, didn't answer your knocking (did you even bother knocking?). Please ask me if I'm ok my knee is bouncing. Please be gentle with me, don't play rough with me and make me sound like an idiot. The coconut oil comment hurt me, the Slytherin comment hurt me, you seem to assume you understand perfectly and I'm the dumbass who's made a mistake. I need generous interpretations, curiosity, warmth, time, and the freedom to say no. I really didn't want to be in a relationship, feel trapped and tethered. I don't know what I'm doing. I want to die, so so often.
I did my classic move and canceled my therapy session for a made-up reason, and said I'll reschedule when I better know my availability. I reached out last week, when I was drunk and smoking and shaking and cutting, and she thought I was goofing around. I need someone to be scared. Or even better, I need someone to take me seriously and help me get better.
I wanted to call the hotline, but I know what they'd say. I wanted to go to the ED, but I'm not sure who's in network or what staff works at what hospitals and I have no PTO and the stigma is so real and all they'd do that would make a difference is put me on meds. I had to go camping for mother's day and I've got my trip this weekend for the concert so I'm staying out of the hospital. I have it on my to do list to find a provider OP for meds. Apparently PCPs can prescribe basic psych meds.
I went on a power walk today, made a green smoothie, took my friends to a pasta making class, did a few tasks for work, washed my dishes, responded to some texts and emails. Now I'm drinking and putting off having the hard conversation, knowing that the more I Iet the resentment of my many unheard "No"s build up, the more uncomfortable and hurtful the conversation will be. She'd want to know. I just want to die.
I told myself I wouldn't say that anymore. I've said so often that I want to commit to gratitude, self compassion, positive self talk, fake it til you make it, lights camera bitch smile, but I'm weak. I'm tired. I'm bitter. I'm sick. Everything feels so fake, I feel so fake, I want to feel good.
I'm such an armchair wellness and recovery advocate: I know all the things to do and practice so few of them. What's the missing piece? Do I just need meds? Am I really just sick, a few chemicals or an adjusted microbiome away from enlightenment?
I'm a ghost in my own life. I'm wasting time. I've wasted so much time. Wasted potential, lost joy, so much pain I can't fix. I'm overwhelmed.
#tw suicide#Hmmm do I really wanna tag all this shit#depression#mood disorder vibesss#sex trauma#recovery#trauma recovery
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