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[bewildereye]

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[mooestriovermind]

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Beginning of bio for short attention span havers:

Names: Amaranth / Amy (please ask before using Amy)

My age, as of my birthday in 2023: 23 years old

My preferred pronouns: she/they/it

My preferred honorifics: Ma'am, Miss - Ask before using any others

Sexuality/Romance/Etc: Demisexual/Asexual, Panromantic, Poly

Likes, in no particular order:

TTRPGs, TCGs, Video Games, Writing, Art, Music, Theatre, Movies, TV Shows, Animation, Cooking / Baking, Computer Science, Psychology, Hypnosis, Learning, All forms of life, Defiance in the face of injustice, Kindness, Empathy, Therapy, Anything that pisses off my mother, Webcomics (yes including that one), Generally pretty much every form of telling stories available to me

TTRPGs that I play / have played or at least read some:

DnD 5e, Pathfinder 2e, Masks, Dungeon World, Thirsty Sword Lesbians

Favorite Foods/Drinks, in no particular order:

Takis, Raspberries, Blackberries, Crispy ginger beef, Broccoli with cheese, shrimp fried rice, Monkey bread, Catfish, Homemade kombucha, Dr. Pepper, Water, Sourdough bread

I will probably immediately like you in some capacity if you meet one of the following criterion:

Goth, Punk, current or former "Scene" girl, Woman (bonus points if your hair is short), Witch/etc, GNC, Using "She/Her, They/Them, She/They, or Fae/Faer" pronouns, Nice to me

Disclaimer:

I hold the stance that to believe every single cishet man to be a chaser or bigoted is bigoted in itself, so don't discount yourself if you are both a cisgender man and only into women, you still have a chance, even if I may be biased against you.

Dislikes, in no particular order:

Purposeful lack of empathy, Executive tasks, Purposeful ghosting, The USA, Law enforcement, Any form of purposeful bigotry, Gatekeeping, Calling anything/anyone "cringy," Myself, "cancelling" someone/something without significant evidence and reason to do so, deciding that something/someone is unequivocally good or bad, rejecting the idea that people change, Logical fallacies, the word "Lazy," Conflict, Rejection, Purposeful lack of honesty (especially in a relationship), excessive vegetables/greens, cucumbers, tomatoes, excessive onions, non-crunchy asparagus.

I'm just here looking for friends that enjoy similar things to what I also like to partake in, be they horny or not.

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Frequently used tags and what they mean:

#hypnosis, #cw hypnosis, #hypnok1nk

typically used as a trio when tagging hypnosis themed art, or any mention of hypnosis in an ask response or any post in general

#thoughts on the brain

always used for posts that are just rambles, or off topic

#my voice

will always be attached to posts that feature my voice in an audible format, whether directly attached or on the audio hosting website that I typically use

#my art, #digital art

Art that I have created. Will usually include #digital art, as pretty much all art that I make is in Clip Studio Paint

#ask response

A response to an ask. Exactly what you think it means.

#brainwashing

Explicit mention of some form of conditioning, classical or operant, usually paired with #hypnosis, #cw hypnosis, and #hypnok1nk.

#maestri sub tag

Woag me? A bottom? Surprising right? Wrong. This tag is for all of my posts (after a certain point where I started using the tag, I'm not going to find all my older subby posts and tag them) in which I am being a complete and utter subby little bottom. Please don't make fun of me too much.

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If you read all of my pinned post, congratulations! I will probably like you a lot more because you are emotionally invested in me and learning as much as you can about me.

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[lilliaace]

I debated real hard about responding to this because (1) I have no idea how old you are and (2) "goldstar lesbian" is toxic trash because human psychological and human sexuality is incredibly complex.

But here we go.

Lesbian is queer attraction to women, period.

Second of all, there's SO MUCH grey area between "platonic, just friends" and "romantic feelings for someone".

I'm an aromantic asexual (aegosexual and cupiorose specifically) lesbian. I have an amazing girlfriend and my nesting partner is my boyfriend.

I call myself a lesbian because outside of my nesting partner - I could never, ever, ever see myself being comfortable enough around men to date another one. Thanks trauma :D sex and romance I enjoy the act of solely for the feel good chemicals that go off in my head (dopamine, oxytocin, endorphins, etc.).

An orgasm is an orgasm. Sex is sex. Kissing is kissing. It's just another way to relax and stress relieve. I don't stare at any genitalia like a salivating dog that's SO THIRSTY for water. I am at most sex neutral to any act in regards to "OMG SO HORNY" type feelings. Yeah I feel the urge to "clean out the pipes some" but that's it.

Identities from the 80s and 90s queers would make y'all 2020s queer have a god damn heart attack (fagdykes, dykefags, lesboys, etc.).

I live in the grey area between platonic and romance.

My boyfriend isn't just a "friend". My boyfriend I enjoy for companionship, trusting him with me being vulnerable, and I feel safe around him. But Im not dating him in a heteronormative way because I'm not cisgender and I approach ALL relationships differently than how people are heterosexual -expected to grow up in or act.

Please read "pomosexual challenging assumptions gender and sexuality" by carol queen (1980s book but SUPER valuable in understanding how complex queer people and queer relationships are). It's short, you can find it online pretty cheap as an ebook or physical book.

Stonewall generation is also a valuable book about queer identities in the 1980s and 1990s.

[floral-fawn27]

Hello Lovely People! 🌺

Did an introduction post long ago, and now that I'm properly back, I'll reintroduce myself!

Hi!!! My name is Fawn, Fletch or Lex! (You can use them all interchangeably or only use one, idm :>)

I'm 19 years old, nonbinary/transgender and bisexual, aswell as xenogender (pinkgender)

I am an artist, writer and advid ttrpg enjoyer! I'll mostly be reblogging things here or posting my art, writings and rants about my interests ^_^. Stick around if you want!

DNI:

Please just block me or don't interact if you:

• Are homophonic, transphobic, anti-xenogender or anti-neopronoun, racist/sexist, etc.

• Are a Proshipper, loli/shotacon, "pedosexual", MAP, zoophile, etc.

Just don't interact with me if you're gonna be a jerk or think my existence is troublesome or something, thanks!

ANYWAYS! Learn a bit about me! 🌺

(*^▽^)/★*☆♪

My interest include:

- General -

• Dungeons and Dragons 5e

• Vampire: the Masquerade, Vampire: The Requiem

• Mage: The Awakening 3e

• Blades in the Dark, Glitter Hearts, Thirsty Sword Lesbians, TTRPGS in general

• Cookie Run Kingdom, Cookie Run Ovenbreak

• Puella Magi Madoka Magica

• Lego Ninjago

• Jojo's Bizzare Adventure

• Team Fortress 2

• Pressure, Doors, Regretevator (Roblox)

• The Amazing Didgital Circus!

• Steven Universe, Steven Universe Future

And more!

- Musical -

In general, I love Scenecore, Scene, Hyperpop, Indie, Rock, Musicals, and...Basically everything. Specially:

• Dear Evan Hanson, Ride the Cyclone, Hamilton, Be More Chill, Heathers, Anastasia

• TWRP, Bruno Mars, Poppy, Melanie Martinez, Banshee, ICP, The Amazing Devil, Chapell Roan, ZØMB, Ricky Montgomery, Conan Grey, Miracle Musical, Mitski, Rio Romeo, MARINA, IDKHOW, and more!

Some Fav Songs:

AND THATS ALL FOR NOW! Hope you all enjoy what you'll see from me! ^_^

[burning-thistles-bt]

Lightningships... isn't it ironic the ArospecAce has the most partners/confirmed crushes/volatile love life? something something yearning for what you can't have

Obviously this isn't Lightningfur's first pride so you guys know the drill here, she's Aromantic-spectrum (disinclined towards romantic feelings but not incapable of feeling them to some capacity, often tilted towards a demiromantic way where she must be close to the cat first, but then she also only feels it sparsely/not strongly/not continuously), Asexual (feels no sexual attraction/lust, strongly sex-repulsed), and Lesbian (only experiences attraction towards feminine-presenting people)!

BT Mild-to-Semi-Major Spoilers Below (depends on how well you theorize)

SilverLightning - ohhh the yearning and the can't-having! First of all, they're besties <3 a tale I've told a hundred times, Lightningfur isn't even aware she has any kind of crush on Silverstream and Silverstream is tragically Straight. And that's completely true - Silverstream holds no romantic feelings for Lightningfur. Her heart never does a little flip for Lightningfur and she never looks at her and thinks "wow, she's kind of pretty..." That being said, Lightningfur is her Fucking Bestie. And, well, okay, actually, that's Lightningfur. You don't mess with Lightningfur's bestie. Lightningfur is a very possessive person who wants everything that's "hers" to stay hers. She's self-centered in that way, but Silverstream is a more "carefree" kind of self-centered. The world resolves around her, and Lightningfur is just another planet in her orbit... She cares a lot about Lightningfur, but it's not until certain events occur that Silverstream begins to realize she's not the world... and that Lightningfur is the only one who ever believed her to be. Who knows, maybe they'll both get their happy ever afterlife...

SedgeLightning - we all know this story too, Sedgecreek is blindly head over heels for Lightningfur for... some reason. Needless to say, the recent killing of Spottedleaf has definitely shaken Sedgecreek, but she still holds out hope because it was "just an accident..." Though, how long that hope will last stands to be seen... Sedgecreek's crush on Lightningfur was not entirely unreciprocated - Lightningfur, at her weakest after Silverstream's death, was certainly yearning for some kind of comfort, even if she would never ever admit it. While it wasn't necessarily a crush to the degree she had on Silverstream or will have on Fury, there was definitely a kind of "give me attention, please love me" to her, even as she said and did the exact opposite. A little "what if...?" perhaps, that Lightningfur never let herself think long about because, ew, Sedgecreek is annoying, and also, she totally definitely doesn't want a mate. Which is/was true, until Silverstream died, and she had an eternal epiphany that she mentally blocked out (because Silverstream was basically hers and now she's alone).

FuriousLightning - FURY AND LIGHTNINGFUR!!! THE SHIP EVER!!!! Ahahahahaha, I'm so obsessed with them. Okay, let's start here: Lightningfur is at the end of her rope. No, actually, the ropes been fucking burned, and she's lost and hopeless and going crazy. And here's Fury, flirting with her. Lightningfur doesn't know what the fuck Fury is doing, but she does know she loves how crazy Fury is. How blood-thirsty she is and how powerful and loud and angry. Fury is the first cat who truly matches her skill and drive, and Lightningfur is already enjoying the company of such a strong murderer (at this point, not in a romantic way, it's just admirance/desire for friendship). Fury, meanwhile, sees Lightningfur's similar bloodlust and lack of fear or cowardship, and is immediately intrigued. Fury is a bit of a compulsive flirter, the kind of girl going to parties just to sleep with people and steal their wallets during the ordeal. Though, the fact that Lightningfur gets confused rather than flustered when she flirts with her is definitely very amusing to Fury. Lightningfur is a curious soul to her, one that Fury is eager to take a closer look at, and when that rope burns, she might just have her opportunity... Lightningfur is desperate for company, something to (guide her) sink her claws into and call her own, and her eyes are opened up to new possibilities she'd always thought ridiculous and pointless as a new dawn starts for her. Anything to feel like she's still in control.

???Lightning - Đ̸̳̙̦͒̊̀̓́͊̂̌́̍̄̓̚͘̕͘Ø̶̡̨͍̤̫͔͔͕̜͈͈̒̉͗̿̌̅̉̉₦̴̠̱̺̰̰̦͙̰͈͙͖̬̗̠̎̅̉̀̈́̈͆͜'̴͓͔͎̪͈̤̳̹͙͔̠̗͆͛̌̂̋̒̒͐̐̐̌́͘̚̚͜ͅ₮̸̫̈̾͒͋ ̸̨̲̱̲̹̪̲̻̦͔̆͗͗̐̃̋͒ͅ₮̴̧͔̫͖̜̰̬̹̰͈͇̜͓͈̮͒̈́̿̂͜Ø̶̧̣̭̭̹̀̔́̋͊͗͑̒̚̚Ʉ̵̧̜̲͇̥̻̌͑̍̐̐̋́̽̈́͐̓̔̈́̕̚͜͠₵̵͔̂̐̃̓Ⱨ̸̧̻͎̺̫̹̝͎̮̦̣͚̰̾̓̑͒̿̆́͛͊̂̒ ̵̲̩͓͉̹̦̮̈́͗͋̀͑͑̀̀̕͠₥̸̘͈̻͕̿̾̿̑͠͝Ɇ̷̨̫̰͇̞͔̖͇̤͙̫̲͉̒̈́̋̊̂̓͌̿̕

CinderLightning - A ship long revealed at this point, Cinders and Lightningfur!!! Oh the spoilers to be had.... If you've caught onto the pattern of the Lightningships, you'll know that they're not all so easily happy and lovey dovey like FireSand or CopperDawn or RavenBarley. No, they're far from it. But I'd like to think this is the closest you'll get to it for Lightningfur, outside of SilverLightning's friendship when Silverstream was alive. At this point in Lightningfur's life, she knows exactly what she wants and she's going to fucking keep it this time---"You're MINE." And Cinders? Cinders is more than fine with it as long, especially after recent events, and she just wants to stay safe and protected and she'll pretend to be a little dumber so it'll stay that way for the both of them. Lightningfur makes a surprisingly good housewife, no? And an even better guard dog.

[iwhisperinthedarkness]

Systems and my thoughts (in no particular order):

DnD5e: Good, solid system, especially because it's the one most people know. Playing a long term campaign rn and would probably use it again, but dislike that there is no good system for lingering damage and combat could be nicer

Pathfinder2e: Played some Onshots and a Mini-Campaign. Prefer Combat rules to DnD5e, contender for long term campaign Ig

World of Darkness: Horror System I played a mini campaign in. I liked it and I think I could imagine another mini campaign with it. Sadly I REALLY disliked the people I played it with which left a bit of an imprint on that but oh well. Should try again.

Crypto: A pretty niche SciFi System which I played a OneShot in. Super fun and farely rules-arm but would definitely like to play again and seems good for a oneshot or mini campaign.

Old School Essentials: Played a Oneshot in it. Was okay, less rules heavy than many other fantasy systems but I didn't enjoy it THAT much as a system. Could imagine playing another Oneshot in it, but wouldn't use it for longterm play.

Daggerheart: Played a Oneshot in it (Playtest, were not the finalized rules so take with a grain of salt). Liked the d12 system and classes and stuff, but felt a bit unfinished and disliked the death/dying rules. Need to check it out again before final judgement about long term play.

Thirsty Sword Lesbians: YES FUN SO GOOD played a OneShot and desperately wanna do it again. Idk if I would play a multi year campaign in it but like, a 3-4 months one? DEFINITELY.

Everyone, if you try one system on this list make it Thirsty Sword Lesbians!!

Agon RPG: Played a Oneshot. Monster of the weel and is greek heroes themed- super unique and really liked the system! Based on the PARAGON system and I really need to check out more. Would also be nice for like a few months at most, couldn't imagine a multi-year campaign in it.

Alien RPG: So, I played a Oneshot in this without ever watching a single one of the Alien movies. It was a lot of fun, but idk if I would absolutely need to play it again. But if you are a fan of the Alien movies PLEASE check it out!!

Starcrossed Lovers: Now THIS is different because it's a two person game which seems more like collaborative storytelling. Each one of you has a character and the two are starcrossed lovers. Involves a Jenga tower. Very intense but played it with a complete stranger and absolutely loved it :D

[lxdymoon0357]

Ayyy! Assign your mutuals as some of your favorite manhwas!

I ALSO WANTED TO DO THIS!!!!

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Remarried Empress: @d10nsaint (know, yes I know this manhwa is quite overrated, but the art-design is very aesthetic and eye-pleasing and the characters are quite well developed as compared to other manhwas and the villainess is absolutely kissable like you &lt;;3)

Beware of the Villainess: @rouecentric (I absolutely loves this manhwa and I still do! It's my second most comforting manhwa. The characters are quite well developed and the art style is very comforting and the memes are top-tier. Also you have an absolutely kissable and huggable, wolf, softy male lead!! I love HIM and YOU!!!!)

The Villainess Is A Marionette: @dxmoness (A beautiful art-style, just like you! Also you have a bunch of beautiful characters, whom are all horrible, but at-least they're pretty? Also the main characters are amazing and gorgeous, but more than you, but still very beautiful!)

Death Is the Only Ending For the Villainess: @imbouttasue (Another one which has a good art-style, with an amazing strong female lead and horrible male leads....It's okay cause the beauty of the female lead and other female character makes us forget the shitty brothers and father, also the plot is god-tier and goddamn amazing!!!! With a hot, blood-thirsty, little-meow meow, crown prince!!!!)

The Villainess reverses the hourglass: @fuoon (A strong Female lead and another one with horrible family issues, but the female lead's parents are absolutely simpable....They total milf and dilf materials...sadly....Also the villainess was thrown the wrong way about commoners by her dumbass maid...amazing art-style, strong female leads, puppy male leads)

Siren's Lament: @honestly-oceanie (An amazing story about heart-break, sirens and water...-3-..I love water....<3 Also the story includes some of the cutest characters and an amazing plot about a girl, her crush and a siren friend who shares his siren curse with her and whom helps her find a way out for both of them! My no. 3 comfort manhwa)

Who made me a princess: @yonokomizuka  @myearts-uwu (Both of them are my older moots, from the Rashta/Jennette lover, Rashta X Navier and Jennette X self-love times...Good times, but this manhwa was the first every manhwa I ever encountered...It has a good a good art-style, with amazing women in it!!! Diana, Jennette, Penelope, Lily, and Myra!!!! All are amazing and this manhwa describes these two the best, for half-their content is this manhwa only and the 'who made me a princess' tag is only surviving thanks to these two! Love you!)

I became the Hero's Rival: @mayuisyuki (Mayu, me dear summer child. Though we don't talk often, your comedy is top-tier, also I have a feeling you freeze when you get into contact with the opposite sex...No matter, how hot they are....Also your sweetness might pull in a hot pair of siblings, yet also jealous competition...Love you tho<3)

Father, I don't want this marriage: @meenasmagic (A beautiful ass, female lead with a hot ass father and male lead...The art work does confuse me from time to time, but it's amazing! The female lead's father does love her but he hides it so nothing happens to her, and he regrets it and after the time has been reset, the father and the daughter are both out to make things right!!!...Wrong explanation, I know!)

Miss-not-so-sidekick: @parad0xang3l  (my No. 1 comfort manhwa. An amazing female lead, who knows her way around using memes and acting, her hot mage husband and a hot knight and one prince, with an obnoxious female lead who thinks she's all that...Yes I enjoy such female leads, especially when they lose everything and also, Yoko is my comfort teddy.)

Your throne: @dion-s-lawyer (A powerful female lead with her Lesbian friend and annoying and possessed prince fiancée...I love this manhwa, but it's quite complex for my dumb little mind...But the power of Lesbians in this really overpowers everything, her brother is hot as well and so is her childhood friend...)

The marronnier farm near the imperial palace: @sidra-29 (An adorable manhwa, fit for our baby Sidra. The female leads owns a farm right in the imperial palace and wins over everyone's heart with her amazing cooking skills and though she has jealous fans, she gets past those as well!!! I love this manhwa, but it's not complete...:(((( ...)

The way to protect the female lead's older brother: @that-one-pretty-bitch (She's deadly, beautiful and amazing...What else does Oliara need in her life? Oh right! A beautiful yet shitty family and an equally handsome and gorgeous husband!!! Also an obsession with blood and beauty!! Can probably seduce everyone, the art-style of this manhwa ais just as deadly, cause once you start reading this, you can't stop...)

0397.. : @broken-mandolin0357 @nana-hiki (My manhwa!!! Not introduced to the world yet..but still want to give you all a sneak peek of what's inside. The story if of a girl with her twin brother, who's stuck inside a lab which does illegal experiments on kids and so it's upto her and other kids whom she ahs never met before to escape this place, into a place, while they train to be amazing assassin by the girl's father figure and family figures!!! Not good at explaining, but still love it!)

Tsundere delinquent Bully: @ramblehour (not a manhwa, but deserves a special mention for staying in my mind 24/7 and stop me from thinking of anything else..I'm not lying I constantly have thoughts of this and at-least I have someone who shares this same obsession with me!!! Love you Moki!!)

The first night with the duke: @honeyandbiscuitandtea-cafe (Love this manhwa, it has enough amount of angst and enough amount of action for me!! This is the type of manhwa, which you don't get bored of reading because it has some good scene and it has a calm setting, not to actiony, not to angsty, not too funny, just enough of all the good things!!! Love this manhwa!)

Limited time extra: @meow-meow-potato (the moment I saw the art-style I fell in love, the story does include a horrible family, but it also includes the power of art and talent, also a cute love-story between the female lead and her fiancée! Also a bit of heart-break, but I love this!!!)

[thescarletwitchsapprentice]

Imagine: The Queen didn’t expect that you’d react like this when she took you captive as her beloved. (Yandere!Dark?Queen!Wanda Maximoff/Yandere!Dark?Queen!Scarlet Witch x female!lesbian!simp!reader)

*Not my GIF.

(CW: Slight sexual content, but nothing explicit except tongues in mouths likely badly written, reader is (once again) down bad for powerful women, reader is (once again) a hopeless lesbian simp, but this time it’s to the point that she’s willing to become a ghost for her, praise, sensual touch, maybe some innuendos)

Author’s Note: Not surprisingly the last simping imagine got some good reception, so here’s one of her in her queen!persona. So now you can royally simp for her, you thirsty lesbians.

How does a vampire!wanda version of this sound to you?

No one ever dares to think to deny Queen Maximoff her happiness. It’s not that people fear her--at least not all of the time--but she knows what she wants. Or in this case who she wants.

And now she has who she wants.

“Oh, she’s so lovely,” she sighs as she strokes the side of your face, waiting for the moment you two make eye contact. “She’ll make a beautiful queen for me.”

She sets up a lovely dress and crown to give you, perhaps they may soothe your nerves when you awaken. Speaking of....

You begin to stir in Queen Maximoff’s bed. Her smile becomes loving, but also a bit unhinged.

You open your eyes. Queen Maximoff is right next to you. 

“Welcome home, my beloved,” she sighs amorously. 

Your head shoots to look at her and your eyes widen.

“Please don’t be afraid,” she tells you. “I have some courting gifts for you, my sweet.”

“Courting?!” you gasp. “Like.....prepping for marriage?”

“Yes, indeed,” she nods as she pets your head. “I’ve waited for this moment for ages, and now I have you. You’re all mine.....Now as I said, please don’t be afraid.”

But to her surprise, a smile forms on your face.

“Afraid? Afraid?” you laugh. “Why would I be afraid? This is the best day of my entire life!”

The Queen blinks in surprise.

“Queen Maximommy wants to marry me?! A lowly peasant, *cough, cough* who wants you to sit and step on her *cough, cough* from the poorest part of the kingdom?”

You shoot up and pants excitedly like a dog.

“I can be your little baby. Your puppy. Kitty. Hell, I’ll even be furniture! You need a new throne? Maybe a rug? I could hold up a mirror!”

The queen is in disbelief, but it quickly becomes anger.

“Is....is this some sort of mockery?!” she stammers with a look of fury in her eyes, making you stop and whimper excitedly.

“Your momjesty, h-have I been naughty?” you ask innocently. “Are you gonna put me in a fear projection?”

She grabs you by the collar of your potato sack shirt and tilts her head.

“I don’t enjoy being mocked.” The accent is deep in her voice making you moan a bit. “Do you think this is funny?!”

“No!” you exclaim. “I’m dead serious about this, your momjesty! I’ve been hoping and waiting for you to take me. I don’t care if it’s as a consort, a knight, a guard, a lady-in-waiting, hell even as a prisoner in the dungeon. I just want to be close to you in some way. I’m completely yours. You could evict me from my house and I’d cry tears of joy. You could break my spine a thousand times over and I’d ask if you were okay. You could literally execute me and my ghost would worship you a thousand times over.....I’m not joking, Queen Maximommy. Not even a little. I’m down 

bad 

for powerful women and I have no shame in admitting it. Absolutely none.”

The queen is in absolute shock. There’s not even a hint of a lie in your eyes.

“I’m absolutely serious, your momjesty,” you insist. “Literally just sit on me, break my back, put me under the blade of a guillotine, and I’d be in tears of joy....in more places than one, if you catch my drift.” (dear god why did i write that?)

Hearing this the queen blushes and chuckles.

“Oh.....oh my....this is quite unprecedented. I truly thought you’d be afraid of me.”

Plucking up more courage, you cup her face.

“Mommy,” you whisper with a straight face, (which is the only straight thing about you and we all know it) looking her dead in the eyes. “If I am ever afraid of you, please know that I am also absolutely turned on at the same time.”

Before you know it, you pull her into a kiss. Your tongue makes its way into her mouth and you feel hers inside of your mouth. (Is....is this how it works?) The two tongues have a sword fight of passion (Please tell me, is this how it works? Is this what people call frenching?) before you pull back. You and the queen are both blushing vibrantly as the two of you fully realize what just happened. (unlike the author who has never been in a relationship, let alone fully kissed someone on the lips, in her entire life)

“I....I’ve never had someone kiss me like that before,” Wanda giggles shyly after a few moments of silence.

“I never thought.....that I’d have the courage to kiss anyone like that before, let alone the queen,” you admit.

You two are blushing like schoolgirls in an anime, occasionally playing footsie. Is it childish? Maybe, but you’re with the woman you’ve been obsessed with for years. And all this time, she’s been obsessed with you. What could be better than this?

“Come,” Wanda says, sliding over to the other side of the bed. “What’s say we have some cuddles and watch sitcoms? Then we’ll plan our wedding.”

“Does that include the night after?” You wink at her. “Because I’ve got kind of a thing for petting and praise.”

She blushes again.

“We’ll get to that,” she says. “.....my good girl.”

Your heart practically stops when you hear those last three words. They echo deep into your mind. You sigh ecstatically and pretend to faint onto the bed and into her arms. Soon you feel her twirl your hair in her fingers and you have the biggest smile on your face.

“I’ll be your good girl forever,” you say sweetly as you two fall asleep in each other’s arms. “Forever and ever.”

Wanda giggles before giving you a peck on the cheek.

“I know you will, baby girl.....

“I know you will....”

[0mrs-evans0]

𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬... 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞

Warnings: smut +18, sexual content, fingering, f x f, lesbian sex, cunnilingus, sex in public, cheating

+18 MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

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Summary: Your best friend helps you detach yourself from reality.

Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader

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You were so tired of faking that everything is alright. Your relationship fell apart with each passing day. It wasn't the same as it used to be. Once you both loved each other, now you were together because it was much easier that way. Pretend you still feel something for him every day. Your life has become monotonous.

All the hours spent together looked the same. Nothing has changed. Well, maybe apart from the feeling you once had. You didn't feel anything for Bruce anymore. Just sad indifference. Pretending to be a happy couple in front of people was not easy. Just the thought of having to grab his hand made you disgusted. You didn't even sleep in one bed.

You weren't even sure what you were doing this for. You didn't care about him. Perhaps the thought that you would admit your mistake to your parents, who did not support the relationship from the beginning.

That evening you made an appointment with Natasha for a couple of drinks. You had a day off from work so you didn't want to stay home because you knew Bruce would be there. You didn't have to spend time with him unless it was necessary.

You started the preparations with a hot bath. You needed to relax, for a long time now your whole body was terribly tense. You poured your beloved chocolate bubble bath into the water. It was your favorite fragrance. You shake everything with your hand to make foam. You took off all your unnecessary clothing.

You stared at your naked reflection in the mirror for a moment. What happened to this confident young woman? Everything has changed since you started dating Bruce. You didn't feel so attractive anymore. You don't even remember the last time he praised you, what your body looks like. You wanted to see yourself as goddesses. You deserve it. You have decided that tonight will change your life. You will love yourself and your curves again.

You carefully put one foot in the bathtub, making sure the temperature is right. The water was hot. Only that could help soothe your sore muscles. You get immersed in the water. You don't remember the last time you were so relaxed. The light from the candles gave you a blissful feeling of peace. You reached for a glass of wine you put on the edge of the tub.

After an hour you stand on the bathroom tiles. You shudder at the feeling of their coldness, wrapped your body in a fluffy white towel, and brushed your teeth. Then did some facial treatments. The next step was to lubricate the body. For today, you've chosen a balm with a slightly chocolate-strawberry aroma.

Completely refreshed, you returned to the bedroom and then to the dressing room. From the cupboard, you pulled out new baby pink lace underwear. For a moment you wondered what to wear for tonight. You've chosen a short, satin dress that you haven't had the chance to test yet. Looking in the mirror you marveled at how well it fits all your curves. You looked really sexy. You finally felt as beautiful as one time.

You put on more makeup than usual. Now, your eyes were shimmering with the glitter you used. The lips looked really tempting in that blood-red lipstick. The confidence emanated from your posture, and that was it all about. The highlighter made you look like a celebrity.

You packed the phone and keys in a small purse. Finally, you were ready to leave. Without even looking at the couch where your "boyfriend" was sitting, you made your way to the door.

You got into the yellow taxi and after a while, you stood in front of the "Inferno" club illuminated by red neon lights. You wrote to Natasha, she was already inside.

Without waiting for anything else, you entered the club and immediately went to the bar next to which your friend was standing. "Hi!" As soon as Nat noticed you, she stepped off the barstool and hugged you. "You look so beautiful in that dress, honey!"

You smiled slightly at her praise. Bruce probably wouldn't even notice your little change. You ordered yourselves a drink, sitting at the bar all the time, laughing and talking. You don't even remember the last time you had so much fun. Banner restricted all of your life areas. You finally felt free. "That's my favorite song!" Romanoff tried to shout over the loud music. "You have to go dancing with me!"

Without waiting for your reply, she pulled your hand and led you out onto the crowded dance floor. Honestly, you didn't want to dance, but you didn't want to say "no" to her either.

You don't even know at what point you started rubbing against each other. The feeling of her body against yours was heavenly. Natasha, as if reading your mind, turned to look at you. You felt her hands on your hips. Your lips started a fight for domination. Her hand began to wander down your dress. She tugged its end gently.

Your whole body stiffened as Romanoff touched your smooth pussy. She didn't care if you were still on the dance floor full of people where someone might notice it at any moment. "God!" She moaned into your ear. "You're so wet for me. When was the last time someone touched you the way I do?" "I don't remember." Your cheeks turned red in the embarrassment. They resembled the color of a ripe tomato. Natasha did not expect such honesty.

She laughed a little, which made you worse embarrassed. Without asking any more questions, she took her hand out from your panties and licked her wet fingers provocatively.

After a while, you both ended up in a bathroom. Natasha pushed you onto the dark tiles. She smiled as she noticed the goosebumps on your skin. You couldn't help it that your own friend turned you on.

You had never thought of her that way before. "Tell me, sweetheart..." Her lips were on your neck. More shivers passed you as Natasha left bite marks on your sensitive skin. "Do you want me to ruin that pretty body of yours?" "Y-yes." You stuttered. "Yes, what?" She smiled maliciously.

"Yes, please." You said quietly. "You have to be louder. I want everyone in this fucking club to hear how thirsty you are for me. "Please fuck me!" You practically screamed. "If you are asking so nicely." She smiled seeing what state she brought you to. Just at that moment, you felt her fingers inside you.

You groaned out loud at a feeling you've never had before. You were not used to such delicate hands, but to be honest you liked what Natasha did to your body much more than men did.

Her fingers skimming along your slick lower lips. You couldn't help but keep out loud moans and gasps. Her free hand slid against the side of your face straight to the mouth. You sucked her finger at which Romanoff snarled loudly.

She had dreamed about this moment for so long. Now that she finally had you at her disposal, she couldn't get enough of your beautiful face. Your moans made Natasha want you even more. She has long suspected you're not straight. Tonight she found out the hard way.

Seeing her watching you fiercely, you pulled Natasha into a careless kiss. Her lips were soft and juicy. It was a nice change from the dry ones you've always been in contact with.

She cupped your jaw and titled your head back. She wanted to remember this view for the rest of her life. You were canting your hips for more. Natasha's fingers coated in your arousal. She was so close to your clit. She moved her thumb so she could circle it.

You were squirming at the pleasure she gave you. Your lips didn't part, you both wanted more. Suddenly she knelt down in front of you, tore your soaked panties to shreds, and made her way to your inner thighs. The feeling of her lips against your body was indescribable. You grabbed the strands of her hair with trembling hands. You weren't worried about her hairstyle, which was ruined at the moment. You had to hold on to the wall, you knew you could fall at any moment, and you were already very close to it.

Her tongue on your pussy was incredible. You knew this one time would not be enough. Natasha made you addicted to her touch and the pleasure it carried.

You were like a junkie, missing the right dose for months. Your friend was like a drug and you wanted more with every second. You would give anything to feel like this all the time. You were high. "I'm gonna cum." You moaned. "Cum, baby." She said with her lips still on your sensitive area. "Cum for me!"

"Everything fine there?" You heard a knock on the bathroom door and a concerned woman's voice. You got scared a little, but you didn't want Nat to stop. "Yeah! Everything is fine!" At the same moment you came with a loud groan.

Natasha laughed, which sent shivers down your body. "Did he ever make you so wet?" She asked with a mocking smile. Even though she had wanted you for a long time, playing with a girl of the would-be boyfriend was satisfying, to say the least. Romanoff knew she got you into a state you never knew before. Natasha made a beast out of you.

You came home on shaky legs. You still got chills at what you did with Nat. She made you addicted to herself. You wanted more and more.

When you entered the apartment, you noticed that Bruce was still sitting on the couch in the living room. Hearing the door open, he glanced towards you. "How was your night with Nat?" Bruce asked. He noticed the smudged lipstick you had all over your chin. "It was..." You have been wondering for a moment. "Intensive."

Just remembering it, wetness floated down your naked thighs.

[finitestateai]

Yeah, D&D and Pathfinder have taken over the space in a way that makes it extremely difficult for newcomers to actually find things. It's fucking annoying. Especially when I see people go "D&D is a story game." No. It's not. It's a meh at best wargame that you can attach to a story.

I've literally had to drag people into playing a TTRPG with me because they tried D&D and disliked it (and thought that was all there was). The game I ran for them lasted for about a year before other things happened, and apparently, they really enjoyed it.

There are so many good TTRPGs that no one knows about because of D&D and Pathfinder and especially because of the people who go "We'll use it for everything." Go learn more RPG books. Even if you go "I actually still like D&D more" I can guarantee you that you will be a better GM and a better player because you know about them. And, if you ever meet someone who doesn't like D&D, you can go "Try this maybe then." Instead of leaving them to not be able to get into the hobby.

If you want to know if a game is a story game or not, try telling it to a friend who doesn't care about TTRPGs. Don't tell them about the times you rolled a high number and it was cool. Tell them the story. Then compare the amount of time you spend talking about things to the amount of time you spent playing them.

I can almost guarantee you that a good story will spend relatively more time talking about the non-combat elements and much shorter about the in-combat. Actually, more so in a D&D or Pathfinder like game.

If you play an actual story game like Blades in the Dark (Or other Forged in the Dark games) or Thirsty Sword Lesbians (And other Powered by the Apocalypse games), you'll find that the time you spend talking about the story is about the same time you spend playing it.

Anyway. If you like wargames interspersed with a bit of story, go ahead. I've been enjoying a PF2e campaign for exactly that. But please don't call them story games.

Please don't make people hate TTRPGs because you need to know a guide or dive extremely deep before you can find anything other than that.

Any-anyway. Thanks for reading/skimming my rant. Here's some recommendations for games to look into that aren't D&D/Pathfinder likes that I have personally played or ran.

Lasers & Feelings by John Harper. A free, one page game about being on a space adventure. It's made to be played in about 4h and isn't the best for starter GMs, but there are a lot of hacks (versions) of it for different settings.

Apocalypse World 2e by D. Vincent Baker & Meguey Baker. There's been an Apocalypse, now the world has turned to shit. What are you going to make of it? Don't just survive. Thrive.

MASKS: A new Generation by Brendan Conway. Teenage superheros coming of age. If you ever watched Teen Titans or Young Justice and said "I want to play that" this is the game for it. To the point that I have literally watched Young Justice and called out how the action on screen would translate to the game.

Monsterhearts 2 by Avery Alder. A teenage drama, but you're all monsters, and also, all the monsters are metaphors. Riverdale, Buffy, Twilight, and more can all fit in here. It's very good.

Thirsty Sword Lesbians by April Walsh. Angsty lesbians with swords. Every character will focus on a specific emotional conflict. It's about being queer, about fighting the patriarchy, and about flirting with your friends (Sometimes at swordpoint).

Blades in the Dark by John Harper. Enter the industrial-fantasy city of Doskvol where lightning barriers keep the ghosts out and gangs fight for control. It creates Oceans 11 style heist movie games, you're scoundrels and you're trying to make your way to the top. But you'll have to deal with other gangs, the Bluecoats, and your own Vices.

It doesn't quite fit that list, but I do want to aim anyone who is on the fence about going super away from combat focused games at NOVA by Spencer Campbell (and other LUMEN games). It's focused on combat, but the rules are evocative and extremely quick and fluid. I've never described a fight with moment to moment action as much as I did when telling people about my game of NOVA (And that's without mechanics).

If you want to send me ASKs/DMs/@me about what games I would recommend for specifically what you want out of it, please go ahead. I have way too many TTRPGs bouncing around my head.

My thing with table tops, whenever anyone tried to make me play them it was always d&d and pathfinder and I always found it to be such a fuckin drag, I really wanted to just hang out and be dumb with everyone but the game always had these annoying ass combat patches and I just got so annoyed during it. Then I'd watch some show someone recs me and its the same shit I don't want battle sequences I want fun story telling and fun shit to do and I genuinely thought that ttrpgs were just all that, boring fucking combat and no fun..but the truth was you gotta find people who don't play DND and pathfinder, like there are fun fucking games out there apparently that aren't just boring as fuck typical fantasy combat shit.

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Please do enjoy Weiss being a completely useless lesbian as she third wheels her way into joining a polycule

Weiss believed herself to be a good friend. She really did. Sure, she could be grumpy, and mean, and she complained a lot, and she had denied any claims Ruby had made that they were besties, but she still truly tried to be the best friend she could be. Even when, by all reason, she should have the right to just yell at them and leave, she still tried her best.

Like the two years she spent having to deal with Blake and Yang’s totally not mutual crush, which was definitely not obvious to anyone with a working pair of eyes. Gods, she didn’t even have that and she could still see it. Two years of those idiots talking themselves into giving up the relationship before they even tried. Two years of trying to be patient, and supportive, even though all she wanted to do was shove them both into a broom closet, and let nature run its course.

Two years of swallowing any blossoming feelings she might have for one or both of them.

Not like that part mattered much.

Honestly she shouldn’t have waited until they made it to Atlas before taking matters into her own hands, but in her defense she was very busy trying not to die on the way there. And she wasted no time getting to it once they settled in. At that point they were girlfriends in everything but name, and would probably have stayed that way for months if she hadn’t so cleverly tricked them into going on a proper date with each other, so they’d finally have a chance to confess their feelings.

So here she was, Weiss Schnee, friend of the year, the epitome of patience in this world, having set both her big gay crushes up with each other, and she was being punished for it. After everything she had done for them, after everything she’d endured, that’s how they thanked her. By brutally torturing her.

It was innocuous at first, simple, easily ignored.

Just your usual day at the Atlas Academy gym, team RWBY and JNR working out together to stay in good shape for the many fights to come. Yang was being obnoxiously distracting, but that was normal, Weiss could block that out, she’d been blocking that out since their Beacon days.

But no, Yang had to go and make herself impossible to ignore. Had to work those muscles just right, make those sweat drops slide down her body in the way Weiss couldn’t help but follow, and pose in that perfect way that killed all of her higher brain functions. Worst of all, she had to do it all on purpose, glancing at Weiss when she thought she wasn’t looking, taunting her, letting her know this show was for her.

It took her considerable effort to yank her gaze away, and even more to drag herself out of the room, and into a very cold shower. After she had properly cooled off, she thought she’d be able to find some safety in their dorm room, but she had no such luck. No, because Blake was already there.

Usually this wouldn’t be much of an issue at all. Blake was a very respectful person, and if Weiss asked for a quiet moment for herself, she would grant it without question. The problem is that when Weiss arrived Blake was already quite busy with a very important task.

Checking on Gambol Shroud’s ribbon.

It was for safety reasons, she said, all to make sure she wouldn’t accidentally send Yang flying. Weiss would have believed her if it weren’t for the way she was going about testing that ribbon. The way she deliberately wrapped the soft fabric around her hand, how she pulled it taut with a nice snap, how she too kept sparring glances at a Weiss who was most certainly not staring slack jawed this entire time.

What was left of Weiss’s conscious mind that hadn’t been lost to some positively filthy thoughts, was now desperately in search of whatever misdeed she could have commited that would warrant this.

Then the door opened, and for a brief moment Weiss hoped she would finally be saved, but no, she couldn’t be so lucky. Instead she was greeted by the sight of Yang - and only Yang - standing in the doorway, watching Weiss with infuriating amusement. There was an exchanged glance between the two, and she realized she had been caught exactly where they wanted her.

She was about to be on the receiving end of Bumblebee.

“Hey, Weiss,” Yang called, leaning against her bunk. It looked almost casual, but still left her towering over Weiss, taking over most of her field of view. “You okay there? You left the gym in such a hurry.”

Weiss blinked, mouth opening in search of words, but finding none.

“I don’t think she is,” Blake answered for her, moving over, and boxing Weiss in between the two of them, “she’s been looking very red.”

“Mhm,” Yang agreed, sitting next to her, so close they were almost touching, “and she’s running a little hot.”

“I–”

“You’re right,” Blake interrupted, sitting down on her other side, “maybe we should help her.”

Yang smirked, moving closer, properly sandwiching Weiss between them.

Weiss was pretty sure she’s had this dream before.

“Do you want us to take care of you, Weiss?” Yang asked, and Weiss was pretty sure she was going to combust.

Every fiber of her being was screaming for her to say yes, and let the two of them do whatever they wanted with her. But she was Weiss Fucking Schnee, and she would not let them play with her like this.

She would not go down without a fight!

“What…” she whined, before collecting herself and getting her voice under control, “what are you dolts doing?”

“Taking care of you,” Yang answered, in a husky tone that sent a shiver down Weiss’s spine.

Ugh, get it together you stupid lesbian.

“Why?”

“Because you’ve done so much for us,” Blake answered this time, pressing Weiss back against Yang’s powerful body, “you’ve been so helpful, for so long. You even brought us together.”

“So we wanted to thank you for that,” Yang continued, strong hands running up Weiss’s arms, “together.”

Really?

They really waited until they got together before starting to take some initiative with this kind of stuff? Not that Weiss had any right to complain, not when she was the one that got them like this, when they did this for her and…her alone.

“What do you think?” Blake asked, so close now Weiss could feel her breath on her skin.

“I think…” honestly she could barely think. She just wanted to whine, and beg them to leave her a wreck, but if she was gonna ask for it, the least she could do was ask with some dignity, “that you two better ravage me right now, or I’m kicking you both off the face of Atlas.”

Blake smiled, and she heard Yang chuckle. “Since you asked so nicely.”

And what followed was bliss.

[myspecialinterest]

magi characters on the beach hcs!

modern au! cuz i think going w them all would be super fun and a mess

aladdin this dude is so so excited to be here w all the people he cares about !! probably brings games to play and also loves playing in the sand w anyone. prefers going at sunset time. if pisti came along they're usually together and making puppy eyes to kouha so they can borrow more of his sand toys

i think water is a bit overwhelming for morgiana so she probably would stay w masrur whenever he's at the beach and if he goes in the water aladdin, baba and hakuryuu rotate so she isn't alone! likes playing beach volleyball and watching yamuraiha surf

im going to say alibaba is a bad swimmer just cuz i think that'd be funny as hell, he just gets his feet in because he gets scared. hakuryuu, ja'far and sharrkan have offered to teach him but his pride makes him stubborn. he hangs around yamuraiha because she protects him from everyone's pranks and doesn't tease him about it

hakuryuu we get it you know how to swim since you were two /lh loves the idea of teaching baba how to swim, always has at least two drink by his side cuz he gets very thirsty and offers to pay for all the food

kougyoku probably brings like three umbrellas and she invites alibaba over cuz she gets really hot easily but doesn’t want to stay alone,, omg such cute swimsuits:(she color codes everything from her sandals to hat and fights w judal about wanting to choose the music

of bloody course sinbad is the one who drags the generals to the beach "so what if we went last week! come on, im paying for everything" sin, my beloved, people have jobs and things to do other than enjoy getting tanned... he also loves just going by himself to read some books or scape from ja'far.

ja'far actually loves going from time to time cuz sinbad does most of the planning himself and for once he gets to lay down and rest.

sharrkan surfs!! he has done it since he was a kid, loves just floating in the sea, is probably friends w a lot of the safeguards cuz he's always around. is the one who usually gets to pick the place they go to. absolutely loves spending hours w yamu and masrur picking the weirdest swimsuit and if u buy him stickers for his board he won't stop jumping around until he puts it on. his board has a name probably something like diana and will correct u everytime if u say it like "diane" and says she's his only girl smh we get it you like men.

yamuraiha also surfs!! sharrkan gets jelous of all the attention she gets because she always gets at least a couple of girls numbers and he can't even get spartos to come to the beach w him. she reminds everyone to put on sunscreen but forgets herself. both her and sharrkan have a little rainbow flag on their boards and yamu has the lesbian one sharrkan got her

flash round judal my dear, please put some sunscreen on. no, no i don't care ur skin is already brown u need sunscreen u will burn yourself... hina lets his kids bury him in the sand drakon loves making big holes in the sand for no reason koumei has sensitive skin so he doesn't get out of his ubrella a lot therefore debarely goes to the beach kassim would definitely tease alibaba about not knowing how to swim only to hide he is scared of the ocean and lastly kouha has all of the beach toys and extravagant swimsuits u can dream of

[youandthemountains]

Rewatching:

- still hate the miyagi do sequence bc it's soooo. It feels so embarrassed about the fact that tkk is part of their source material? And the miyagi is a badass line 🙄 Daniel drinking beer and ENJOYING a blue moon? Literally he's rich enough and prissy enough to have better taste 🙄 the ~ooh didn't you teach him English line that made me wanna drown Johnny. The WASP really jumped out of him there.

- Daniel definitely thought Johnny brought him to the warehouse as a sex thing. I'm not convinced he's wrong. Ugh Johnny talking about real men not getting cucked he definitely found 4/ch/an.

- Johnny talking about Daniel's soft hands while staring at Daniel's ass as he does push ups in front of him. 👀 But Daniel wincing as his knuckles hurt on plywood 😭

- put your fangs in those balls. jfc dude just ask him to blow you.

- I.... Hate eagle fang Daniel 😞 ~thats my wife~ who are you.

- wouldn't the soles of his feet still hurt

- Johnny clearly just wanted to go on a date

- i do love the Daniel and Miguel relationship a lot

- to be perfectly honest Johnny, if you did everything your parents wanted you to do you definitely wouldn't have needed to pretend to have a job. (Obviously that would have been terrible bc his stepdad is evil but let's be accurate about what it would have looked like here.) Also very funny that ~following your passion is eagle fang when that is, in my opinion, the most obnoxious rich white new age kid advice. Accidentally accurate.

- god I love mechanic Daniel. Hot take I actually love Larusso Auto scenes

- Daniel's so good with genuine life advice. I feel like as much as they try to give us Actually He Was Poor Johnny, the class they grew up in really shows here. Daniel going there's gotta be some way even if it's weird and sucks, Johnny like well I won't do something I don't Love like a sucker in an office. I've literally only got that speech from trust fund kids.

- look I'm a sucker for outwitting your way out of a dead end, I love the fishing lesson

- that's definitely not what he told you Daniel lmao

- Johnny not even responding to 'miguel spending all that time with him lets us spend time together' in favor of talking about Iceman's abs. Carmen baby please!!! You're a gorgeous nurse you don't have to do this to yourself!!!

- ok the it's not good to carry secrets/what if it just makes things worse is definitely about coming out

- Carmen you're allowed to make active decisions about your life and your relationship with your kid

- this is a bad season bc they didn't give us another long thirsty shot of Daniel bent over a car with his pants straining

- Sam.... Awful but also you're such a baby lesbian.

- Tory hurt that Sam doesn't respect her fighting 😭

- ok but for real wtf was that kids party. Where did they hold it?

- I kind of love Robby with self confidence this season

- jealous Tory 😔

- tell me more about the chef Daniel's friends with 🧐

- did Daniel force the kids to go into the dojo? Who do we think Johnny thinks this is?

- Daniel is absolutely low grade panic attacking though this conversation. Story wise I get it but Daniel getting hammered alone while his nightmare is back and the ally he thought he had wants to fight too :-(

- aw Louie and Anoush care about Daniel in their own way

- I do wish they had included the 'you ever think your teacher might be wrong' line as a flashback to go with Johnny's line

- Miguel really is the only person that can get through to Johnny huh

- I love Amanda so much and I love how human they let her be.

- Daniel's conversation with Robby :-(((( the silver convo. literally leave him alone.

- leoh's post about how this show understand's Daniel as Ralph Macchio Famous for being The Karate Kid rather than Daniel Larusso: a kid who had to fight one tournament with a few weeks of training as a hail Mary to not get the shit kicked out of him then got manipulated into another is the Most Correct thing ever written

- Daniel trying to teach Anthony with video game speak - I'm charmed. Dork.

- when's Daniel going to realize miyagi was more than karate 😭 he loved you!!! You can tell your kid it's because you love and miss him and want him to carry his love too bby

- the thing is Daniel really is an Only Child & it sounds like Amanda was too. Only Child Syndrome is real and serious.

- miyagi being the first one to hold the Larusso kids 😭😭😭

- I do like conflicted Anthony

-blughhhh male role models 💀 I know I know this is male role models: the tv show but jfc

- I hate the way this show writes Lucille. Who is this. This is a generic mother in law character

- I love that Johnny's at all these family events lmao

- I KNEW Anthony was his grandma's favorite

- lmao for a minute I was like does Carmen even know Johnny has a kid.

- the silver's a creepy rich guy storyline is actually good but makes me extra 😭😭😭 about Johnny and Amanda both just brushing off daniel telling him the kk3 story

- I love Julia so muuuuuch

- lmao Daniel really Married a Johnny in Amanda huh. The This Is the Test scene but also the slapping Kreese and taking a baseball bat to the wrong target of her rage

- Chozen walking up only having eyes for Daniel 🥵 the implication he was just letting Daniel have his space with Miyagi and stood there watching that conversation 🥵🥵🥵

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Charlie Prince ❦ Fairest

"Oh, I can't give you this," Charlie said, reaching behind herself to leave the script on a side table, "are you kidding? That's only for people in the show. Are you a people in the show?" "You play dirty, Charlie Prince." Ivy chuckled, and for some reason she didn't lean back when Charlie moved even closer than before. "All's fair in love and war, right?"

❦ THE BASICS ❦

Full name: Charlotte Floriana Prince.

Known as: Charlie, almost exclusively, since she chose her stage name at 18. Her parents and siblings still call her Charlotte.

Age: 32.

Birthday: August 15.

Zodiac: Leo ↬ Creative, passionate, generous, warm-hearted, cheerful, humorous, arrogant, stubborn, self-centered, lazy, inflexible.

Sexuality: Lesbian. Out and proud since high school.

Hometown: Greenwich, Connecticut

Family: parents, four siblings (she’s the middle child, and A Middle Child), her dog/soulmate Irish Wolfhound aptly called Horse.

Occupation: actress. She used to be a dancer, but that's been set aside to focus on her acting career. Her online D&D guild friends have no idea TheTiddyPaladin is actually the Charlie Prince.

Height: 5'4''

Build: Naturally slim, though she couldn't tell you if it's genetics or the fact that she's been constantly on the move since she learned how to walk. She's a professionally trained dancer and has the muscle definition to show for it. She will neither confirm nor deny she sticks her favorite thirsty tweets from fans to her bathroom mirror to get an ego boost in the morning.

❦ THE BACKSTORY❦

Charlie Prince is the apple of Hollywood's eye. She showed up seemingly out of nowhere, wearing a spandex suit and a cape for what was supposed to be a minor (very minor) appearance in one of the biggest superhero franchises in the world. Her character was so inconsequential she wasn't even given any rules or recommendation as far as PR and her public image. After all, why would anyone even interview someone who was in the movie for a grand total of five minutes?

Charlie flew out to Vancouver, shot her scenes, and immediately went back to her job at the NYC Ballet. She was almost twenty-five, and she was so close to her first solo at the ballet she could almost taste it. And then the movie premiered. Charlie was invited out of politeness and (she suspected) a need for the cast pictures on the red carpet to look a little less male and white. Charlie was walking the red carpet, happy as a clam to enjoy the glamour of a premiere as one of those once-in-a-lifetime experiences, when a journalist stopped her to ask her a question: was the handsome gentleman by her side her boyfriend?

Charlie laughed and then laughed some more, and then she said the words that would turn her life upside down:  "No, no, that's my brother, and I'm really gay. If you wanna come to the after party, though, hit me up."

The flirty wink that followed those words went viral within minutes. By the time the premiere ended, Charlie Prince had become an icon, a social media sensation, and a very real problem for a very large media empire. Her acting career (what acting career?) was on the line, they said, and Charlie nodded politely and went back to her pointe shoes and her rigorous work schedule. Hollywood had been fun for a night, just like the nice reporter whose name she couldn't quite remember anymore. But she was now ready to go back to real life.

But Charlie's words and her wink and her five minutes of screen time simply refused to go away. She started rehearsing for her first solo one week before her action figure hit the shelves of all major retailers. There were petitions for a solo movie, invitations to talk shows and podcasts and fan conventions. An ever-increasing amount of fans -- fan-fans, mind you, not ballet aficionados -- crowding around the stage door every night. The most surreal experience of her life in the form of her own face printed on the lunch bag of a little girl walking to school. 

Charlie Prince was famous, and she still had no idea how.

The months that followed were a flurry of experiences Charlie honestly wasn't prepared to process. Everyone knew her. Most people loved her. Some people hated her. Both groups were loud and relentless and seemingly everywhere. She took a leave of absence from her job to spend some time holed up in her family home back in Connecticut with her parents and siblings, who were delighted to remind her she was still the same old Charlotte. Still getting into trouble for not thinking before she spoke. Still so very different from her quiet, academically-oriented family.

When her agent called her to talk about a solo movie and a recurring role in the big franchise crossovers, her parents laughed and told her to not be silly -- ballet was her life. She'd devoted twenty-five years of her life to it. She had the skill and drive to make it. Who in their right mind would give up a chance to become a soloist at the New York City Ballet for the glitz and glamour of a Hollywood life?

Charlie Prince, as it turned out.

Once she made her choice and jumped fully into acting, Charlie was an instant star. She was flirty and witty and naturally charming in a way that made every talk show appearance go viral within minutes of it landing on YouTube. She was bold and confident in a way that would absolutely have come off as arrogant in most people, but she somehow made it work. She led blockbuster after blockbuster, and her name became synonymous with box office hits.

If there's one thing Charlie's missing, it's that feeling of being respected for her craft. Superhero movies may make billions, but they're not exactly the kind of credits that give you Serious Actress points. So when they offered her a chance to work in a Broadway show, opposite legendary actress Rhiannon Braeburn? Charlie didn't even think twice.  Live theater is serious enough -- prestigious enough -- to push Charlie from superhero actress to actress actress.

And if it helps distract people from that pesky little lesbian heartbreaker reputation she's earned (and deserved, if she's being perfectly honest) over her seven years in Hollywood?

Well. She's definitely not going to complain.

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[leatherdykelust]

7, 8 and 21? Please?

7: What is your favourite sexual scenario you’ve ever come up with? Not sure if I have one favorite, but there are a few I'm very fond of and plan to write up more fully this year:

Topping a very baby trans girl (like "just came out to herself 36 hours ago, doesn't know her own name yet, I'm the first person she's talked to about the gends" baby) who's horny and scared and really going through it, and trusts me to take the lead but has NO IDEA that trans dyke fucking is qualitatively different from cishet sex

A thirsty midwinter vampire party in which places in line to enjoy the opening entertainment (who's never been to a thirsty vampire party before) are auctioned off, and some vampires use themselves as collateral in said auctions

A thirsty late summer vampire party, much less formal and more primal than its winter counterpart, involving an outdoor hunt through a cornfield which provides privacy to enjoy the prey once it's caught

8: Are you into more taboo kinks (watersports, feet, cnc, etc?) I thought I just answered that.

21: What is a popular kink that you hate/don’t Get™? Breeding kink. I get how it works in too many ways — and can talk about it; it worked differently for gay men in the Bush era, sleazy maledom tumblr, and trans girls — but I'm not sure what makes it tick for cis lesbian tumblr in 2022. Also there are a fair few kinks I think of as French vanilla, but suum cuique.

[skullhaver]

It's 2021, and I'm watching Buffy for the first time.

The Virgil on my Buffy journey is my long-distance girlfriend, who has loved the show for years. We just finished season 4, and I wanted to write about my favorite episodes so far. I suspect some of my faves are beloved by most fans, but others are weird, personal picks. Buffy fandom, please don't come for me.

I thought this post would be short but I was wrong.

Hono(u)rable Mentions: "Band Candy" S3E6 and "Halloween" S2E6

Both these episodes have fun premises where the Scoobies run around Sunnydale after it was upended by zany, chaotic dark forces. "Band Candy" is fun for devil-may-care teen Giles. "Halloween" is fun for 18th-century-ditz Buffy. These are both very good, and are the sorts of episode I can imagine happily rewatching in the future. I just have more to pontificate upon for the other episodes on this list.

10. "Ted" S2E11

I can’t say I enjoyed this episode, but it did take me for a wild ride. Probably nobody else has strong feelings about this weird story where Buffy's mom dates a stereotypical cheesy family man, who turns out to be a controlling abuser, who turns out to be a robot. I remember shouting at the screen, "Did Buffy just kill a human man?? Is it okay in the moral logic of this show for Buffy to kill a human if he's a direct physical threat to her??" I knew Buffy would have deeper stories than the monster of the week formula we'd seen so far, but this early in season 2, I had no idea when or how that would happen. This was the episode that finally taught me that Buffy is largely not interested in moral ambiguity, or in exploring what it means to be good or bad. Except for season-defining exceptions like Faith and Angel, evil characters are simplistically, essentially evil. But it was wild to believe for a moment that Buffy murdered her mom's abusive boyfriend and would have to live with the consequences.

9. "Helpless" S3E12

When Buffy tries to be genuinely scary, it succeeds with aplomb. The premise of this episode is dumb and contrived ("Giles has to remove Buffy's powers without her knowledge for a seeeecret test by the Watcher's Council") but the chase and fight in this episode are some of the most tense and spooky scenes of the whole series so far. Buffy's vulnerability makes the stakes feel real in a way few other episodes manage. And Buffy's victory is all the more satisfying because she can't punch her way out of this problem, she has to be smart and creative. The fridge horror, of course, is that Giles would endanger her like this in the first place, but that gets sorted out over the emotional arc of the next few episodes.

8. "I Only Have Eyes For You." S2E19

Another spooky episode, this one a classic ghost story of forbidden love ending in murder - but with the twist that the ghosts possess people's bodies to have them reenact their final moments. I love stories about breaking a doomed-to-repeat cycle. I love weird shit like the snakes manifesting in the cafeteria. And I really loved the choice to have Buffy and Angel come to understand their feelings about their own relationship by embodying these ghosts - especially how they embodied different genders than their own to better fit the "roles" of the haunting story, thus subverting the expected pattern. I found this episode clever, poignant, and effective.

7. "Who Are You?" S4E16

"Faith and Buffy switch bodies" is a wild premise, but the real joy of "Who Are You?" is watching Sarah Michelle Geller being an extremely talented actress for 45 minutes, portraying a totally different character. Watching Faith confronted by kindness and love from Buffy's mom, Riley, and her friends, then getting launched into an existential crisis over it is so great. Also, I just dig a good church fight.

6. "Hush" S4E10

As stated above, love an episode that reminds me that these people are talented actors! Featuring demons that render all of Sunnydale unable to talk, we get to watch great physical comedy right next to tense, silent fight scenes. The visual creepiness of the Gentleman and their straight-jacketed weird little helpers is hard to beat. "Hush" is such a clever episode that it ascends monster of the week status to become almost Twilight Zone-esque. Also, for the first time, Buffy sees Riley doing his Initiative thing, and Riley sees Buffy being the Slayer, but they can't talk about it?? That's good shit.

5. "The Wish" S3E9

Both "Something Blue" and "The Wish" feel like the writers decided to use fanfic premises on their own show... so obviously I like them a lot. But getting to watch a dark timeline AU with interesting world-building and attention to detail, a hilarious and horrifying Cordelia POV, AND a smirking kinky vampire Willow? Hello?? And the fact that the Wishverse comes up again in "Doppelgänger" (another truly fun episode) only improves my opinion. I imagine this is the kind of episode fans simply love coming back to.

4. "Restless" S4E22

This David Lynch-ass dream sequence was a weird choice for a season finale, but an extremely ambitious and cool episode. I should say up front that I love David Lynch-ass dream shit. There were creative and well-executed scene transitions as characters moved seamlessly from one dream room into another. Several memorably neat shots - Willow running between endless curtains as she tries to get onstage, Buffy alone in a vast desert with a weirdly high camera angle. And I got myself all excited thinking that the First Slayer would maybe become a different kind of antagonist - maybe not even fully revealed in this episode, or maybe an Id-like aspect of Buffy herself. But I forgot Whedon gonna Whedon, so the First Slayer had to be someone Buffy could punch in the end. And the First Slayer is sadly yet another primitive-themed, emotionally-stunted character of color for this show. Most of her lines in this episode are literally voiced by a white woman speaking for her, and of all the dumb quips to make, Buffy had a line about her hair being unprofessional? Also, I'm a lesbian, so the fact that the most explicit act of intimacy between Willow and Tara this show has allowed us to see occurs in Xander's horny dream sequence... it’s unforgivable, Joss. This episode was one of my favorites ever, deeply marred by some bad writing choices.

3. "Lovers Walk" S3E8

Spike, perhaps the best non-Willow character in this show, is back in Sunnydale, a hilariously heartbroken mess of a man, hell-bent on getting his former girlfriend Drusilla back. (Drusilla left him for a fungus demon.) So Spike breaks into a magic shop to get ingredients for a love spell, where he runs into Willow, who is getting ingredients for a de-lusting spell, because she is worried she and Xander will be too thirsty to behave appropriately in public with their actual partners, Oz and Cordelia. This is a hilarious moment just to exist. This is all the episode needed to do to satisfy me. But the fact that Spike then kidnaps Willow, and it ends with tragic stakes of everyone's relationships coming apart, not to mention me genuinely thinking Cordelia was dead for a minute there - wow. Chef’s kiss. The episode is balanced shockingly well between Spike being an ominous villain, and being the sort of lovable semi-evil (more gremlin-like) side character he'll become in season 4. What a wild ride.

2. "Graduation Day" S3E21-22

I'm counting this two part season finale as one because it's my list and I'll do what I want. "Graduation Day" feels like a quintessential Buffy episode executed to perfection. It has Buffy reaffirming her position as a moral heroine, sacrificing her own blood to save Angel's life even when she thought she had to kill Faith to save him. It has Buffy and Faith (or Buffy/Faith, as I prefer to think of them) getting to square off in a dramatic, tough fight. It has a lot of Mayor Wilkins, a character I truly adore for some reason. Nothing like a public administrator who plays mini golf in his office, wants you to chew with your mouth closed, and will kill a graduating class of high schoolers to gain immortality. The catharsis of the whole school getting to fight back against evil, instead of just Buffy against the world - a real joy. This episode misses the top spot for two reasons. "A special vampire poison and the only cure is the blood of a Slayer" is too contrived for me to let slide, and also I had to see Cordelia and Wesley kiss.

1. "Becoming" S2E21-22

Buffy’s season finales really do have good stories and satisfying payoff. First off, Buffy starts this episode by punching a cop and fleeing from the law. Later, Spike also punches a cop. A.k.a., Buffy said blue lives don't matter. Second - I haven't gotten a chance to comment on this yet, but all throughout season 2, evil Angel is such a joy to watch. As regular Angel, David Boreanaz makes exactly one face ("I am a kicked, angsty puppy") and bless his heart, it gets so tiresome. As evil Angel, he is so expressive, dynamic and terrifyingly creative in his badness. And I love his weird threesome energy with Spike and Drusilla. But also, it's so hard to watch Buffy suffer as she deals with her evil boyfriend doing evil things. Her ultimate choice in this episode, to kill Angel even as Willow's spell restores his soul, gave me some real big feels! Also, this episode marks the first moment of Willow doing big, plot-shifting magic on her own, solidifying her transformation from computer nerd to witch! 

Also, shout-out to the many good smaller moments in this episode: Spike making awkward small talk with Buffy's mom, Buffy constantly dunking on Principle Snyder, and Giles being tortured by visions of Miss Calendar (RIP Miss Calendar, I was your biggest fan.)

"Becoming" is an excellent season finale and the kind of Buffy episode I imagine I will want to re-watch in the future just for nostalgia's sake.