#please don't come for me

[off-color-darkrai]

Wait... Wait! Wait! Wait!

The star sign symbol for Gemini, aka the twins...

And The Gear Station Logo...

...

Pokemon you sneaky S.O.B.s!

But seriously, that's clever character design!

[me-is-confused]

Okay, uh, thought i just had

Logan and Hesh are the two sides that Elias was in one person. Hear me out on this.

Elias had two "soldier sides" one Captain Walker, the leader, keeping everyone in line, making sure everything works, that is Hesh, leading, always looking out, the planner, next in line to be the captain of the Ghosts (when he has his years down ofc)

And then we have Scarecrow, the man with the mask, the overly skilled fighter that can make the enemies scared just by showing up, doing the most dangerous shit but still succeeding (mostly) that's Logan, the guy that made it through enemy territory with only a knife, that's why he got the mask (not to say Hesh ain't skilled, he is, but you get what i mean)

[questionable-idea]

Look i know it was the apex of intimacy wolfsong was building up to but all i could think during the smut epilogue was "we love big bottoms in this household"

No intention to assume, idk where it came from, not even my type, but it got me dying from laughter and cuteness

it's just. going from "he's the biggest wolf there's ever been" to "he's getting fucked now" was so sudden. it shortcircuited my brain

it legit acted like a cold shower and took me out of it. the smut took me by surprise and legit forced a system reboot i think. i thought i'd be a mess by the end of wolfsong but i'm honestly surprisingly fine because of it

and like. idk if it's a good thing. it's not bad. but i think the lack of transition kinda ruined the heavy emotional vibe of the ending. idk. doesn't change that it's my fav book now, but idk about that epilogue.

[vino-shumuye]

A very thirsty but humble request: pirate DILF Arthur.

daddy is mad

[ttlans]

So I have been thinking about Jemily a lot and the possibility of it becoming canon in a newest season after AJ's words. Tbh, I don't known how to feel about it. I love, love, LOVE Jemily with all of my heart, but I feel like after 12 season the magic between Emily and JJ just disappeared and with newer seasons their relationship just got worse. However, if it will happen, I wouldn't be too upset, because it's nice to have a non-stereotypical, canon, lesbian couple. However , if they make it canon right now, they mostly going to do it only for the fans and not for the actual representation. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'll be happy to hear everyone else's opinion.

[userparamore]

there is something to be said about hayley going on live and turning the comments off. there is something to be said about the official paramore accounts turning the comments off. there is something to be said about hayley jumping in the comments of some random ig account to set random people straight. there is something to be said about only interacting with your fans at shows they have to pay around 400 dollars a ticket for.

[jen-said-that-]

my humble contribution for byler day – some season 5 concept art of byler 💙💛

[verityspace]

Musings of a Love-Sick Monster

You look at me with fond eyes

And crooning words;

I don't know your foreign courtship

Hermit that I am

But even I can read the

Careful caress of your fingers on my face.

I can't respond the way you want–

Need–

Me to:

Gentleness has long since learnt

My person has never been such a vessel.

So I reciprocate

In the only way I know.

I choke on my blood

Scarlet ribbons dance a path

Down my face

Onto my reaching fingertips.

I can almost taste the bullets

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12

Embedded behind my ribs

And I recall the tang

Your favorite necklace leaves,

Gracing your skin.

You pat my hair

Diamonds clinging to your eyelashes

As I bleed my love on you.

God demands your life

But I give mine instead

Slipping on the noose

Reverently

Like it's a gift,

And in a way

It is.

My neck doesn't snap! on impact–

Thankfully–

And your face graces my final moments.

I spend my last grateful breath

On the whisper of your name

And sink slowly behind the veil

Accompanied solely by

Your gemstone eyes.

It's a little longer

This time

And you're close enough

To hold me through it.

I relish in your touch;

Take comfort in your tone

As my veins grow painfully accustomed

To the poison's brutal revolution.

I'm hacking up blood and love again

And your face is dripping with it.

I take sick pleasure in my claim

Though it hurts a little

To see the way you're shaking.

And it definitely smarts

When I can't cradle your face in my hands

The way that you love.

I hope you'll forgive my imprudence.

And that's just it, isn't it?

I know you will–

Your love is in forgiveness,

In shared moments before dusk

In offered coats and food

In direct words and firm belief.

Your love tastes like shit beer and sugar

With hints of gunpowder and rain–

Because that's what you taste like.

My love has always been in vengeance,

In possession

In pain.

My love tastes like blood and steel.

Maybe that's why we didn't work

Maybe we were always doomed, darling.

Because your love is centered in hope

But mine has always been chained in sacrifice.

[marvelmaniac715]

Guys, you can look forward to seeing me as the Doctor quite soon, because I've figured out how to be cast. I'll just make like the Master in Power of the Doctor - break onto the TARDIS set, assemble a Doctor costume with whatever I can find on set or in the BBC archives and scream in the faces of whoever I find: "I AM THE DOCTOR NOW! I AM THE DOCTOR!" I just think it's a perfect plan with zero drawbacks that will work instantly, don't you?

[konohamaru-sensei]

Not to kill the big euphoria that's been in my dash since Saturday, but I (personally) did not like the ending of a rcane

[off-color-darkrai]

I Knew it! I knew it was just the goatee and terrible sleep schedule!

Look at him! Look at my boy! Call him and old man now Melli!

Context:

So I went on a texting rant to a friend about how Ingo in PLA isn't actually as old as people make him out to be, and how there's no possible way he could have been in Hisui longer than two years at Maximum (not even getting into that the concept art has two X's because of course that's how they're going to put the years, it's a mystery! Those X's can be any number including zero, come on people) and how he just looks old because his hair is naturally silver, he can't shave easily (you try using a knife when you used a razor your whole life), and he is a New Yorker who has been robbed of caffeine and forced to sleep on the ground surrounded by things that are constantly trying to kill him...

Well anyway my friend didn't answer because they were probably asleep, but I took the liberty of grabbing Ingo's official art and a shot of his in game model and giving him a shave and getting him a full night's sleep in an actual bed to get rid of those eye bags.

Ta-da!

PS: Don't fight me on this, you're not going to convince me that the twins deserve to be separated any longer than they have to be. You can have your opinion and I can have mine.

[priestessofpie]

Look, I'm really sorry about this, but I can't see anything else.

[nooneparticular17]

AYOO they extended the days they'll be playing venom for so at last I'm going to see the pookies on the big screen !!

oh

well now I know why it's called the last dance

=> rant incoming <=

i mean I didn't have high expectations but damn I was not happy with that ending. he died, it was sad, I was close to tears. Eddie survives ok they could have had them like die together but ok. but then instead of wrapping up all the grief and loss and how his life just got turned upside down again . theyre just all like and the memories bring back memories bring back you (first of all a song I pesonally find quite annoying and overdone) ?!? its been like a day ??? Eddie only just realised his best friend is gone and then they let him be sad for 5 seconds before they immediately throw him into the sentimental "oh what good times we had - I'll never forget you" crap. I mean- come on now- let the man grieve - let US grieve. oh and then that fucking insetive-ass outro music what the hell.

generally I didn't like the premise. it felt very forced, introducing this whole new all important key that venom has suddenly (pls let me know if the villain and/or key thing is introduced in any other marvel movies and/or comics, I've only ever seen the movies) but even if they introduced these plot points somewhere else, in this movie it felt very sudden and against everything we've known about venom and the symbiotes so far. I thought venom was the looser in his home planet . I thought he was outcast and hated and bullied. if that is true, why is he now suddenly have the most important key that decides if all life forms of this universe live or die??? when did he become that important??

anyway I'm not here to just hate on the movie. I saw so much potential in it too - so many threads that could have lead to something more. something more thoughtful , more existential. and I know that not wy the general audience is there . people like they're cool monsters fighting each other I get it. but it was just sad seeing these scenes that could have a mounted to something, just left discarded or rushed to be done with. For example: Eddie struggling with uncertainty about his situation, his actions, the future ,longing for normality, but at the same time not wanting to let go of venom and knowing he won't ever be able to return to a 'normal life' (even though the end of the movies tries to convince you that everything's great this was all good and everything's back o normal now he can lead a normal life yayyy) the sprinkle in these deeper more thought provoking scenes but then discard them. it's sad to see.

if you enjoyed the movie, good! I wish I would have too. I laughed at the jokes and some scenes actually made me emotial. the death scene was kinda brutal ngl. (once again imagine you see your best friend die like that, sacrifice themselves like that, and then you wake up from nearly dying and some military dude just confirms he's dead and will never come back and to just 'go live your life now' I would have a complete breakdown ) I liked it. they just messed up a lot of parts and overall as a movie I think it wasn't very good. it was a marvel threequal if I've ever seen one to say the least.

it could have been so much more. rip

so uhh thanks for coming to my ted talk ig

PS just let eddie have his shoes please why was this an ongoing thing poor dude just wanted shoes to wear 🙏

[lazyasexual]

"I couldn't tell you were autistic"

I just recited by memory Louis' transformation monolouge from Interview With The Vampire (2022), the fuck you mean you couldn't tell?

[kime11e]

Happy New Year to anyone who follows me on Tumblr! I'm an Australian who lives in Sydney, and LOVES all things Michael Sheen. It's 1:30am 1/1/2024, and I'm not particularly keen on crowds and loud noises so that's why you'll find me typing up this blog instead of celebrating 2024 I confess that if you follow blogs like @ingravinoveritas or @problematicwelshman, I am the Aussie Anon who happened to see Michael Sheen everyday for an entire month at my work. I would share my observations on MS while he was in Sydney to rehearse and perform Amadeus. I also have a selfie to prove it:

Yes I am under the emoji. I also saw Amadeus 3 times. My last time Anna Lundberg was sitting right behind me, where my friend was game enough to speak to her where I didn't. ANYWAY what brings me here, right now, in this instant on New Years is due to a pretty petty and possibly inane thing that Anna repeatedly did while she was in Sydney, and something she posted just now. She uses the New Zealand flag when referring to anything related to her, and her family's time in Australia. New Years last year:

Also her current Insta Story!

Look, I'm sure I'm going to get a lot of backlash for this, people saying who cares!? However Anna, as someone who is in a relationship with Michael Sheen who is a fierce and proud Welshman, and is the mother of 2 of his children. She should be delicate about using the CORRECT flag that represents a country. ESPECIALLY when in the same breath she mentions an Australian icon which is the Sydney Opera House. The SOH has been the home of Australian Art, Innovation and in a massive way Indigenous Representation (albeit the SOH was designed by a Dutch person) I don't see any excuse for using the wrong flag when referring to Australia. Especially in a world when we're learning more about expression of identity. I don't care if she has baby brain, or thought that New Zealand and Australia were one and the same because they're "Down Under". Or she thinks the flags look the same (they really don't) Or she has no time! It's no excuse to not Educate yourself! Ask questions! Yes we make mistakes but when you're representing yourself and your famous partner, you ought to take care! Yes you're human, and you have emotions, fallacies, but c'mon! You're letting yourself down!

I don't respect the Australian past of colonialism, and I wouldn't expect New Zealand to respect the same. But this flag represents us today as separate nations. Also in no way was Amadeus a duel nation production. I know the producer that's why I was able to see the show 3 times. I am losing so much respect for Anna Lundberg and I try sometimes to give her the benefit of the doubt, because let's be honest she ain't in a loving relationship save for her children, and I think Michael respects her as a friend, and mother, so it can't be easy. But it really begs me to question, how long can he tolerate the lack of self awareness? Lack of awareness in anything but beyond her bubble!? If any one responds to this please be diplomatic and tactful.

[sadpotatoreads]

unpopular opinion but NEW GIRL is like FRIENDS but better.