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Nothing in this world makes me feel a greater sense of disappointment and misery than searching up a character from greek mythology and the first picture being a shitty ai image of an overly muscled greased up guy with indiscernible clouds in the background
Where’s the red/black figure pottery? Where’s the chipped and worn away friezes and frescos that barely show their face? Where’s the iconic 19th century allegorical painting of them? Where are the mosaics? Where are the statues? Why must we throw away preserved artwork for the sake of ai slop?
Truly it makes me violent
#I need ai to die faster please#I search up my favs and I am met with imposters#fuck ai#fuck ai art#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#tagamemnon
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now playing: reuse the cels by car seat headrest
@doubledeadstudio
#crux hertz#black lumaban#reanimated heart#the crux/black fandom is dying! rt to make it die faster#JOKE... please don't. i'm the only soldier here#😢#tagging the dds account bcs jack need to help me spread my doomed yaoi agenda /silly
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Suddenly got really motivated to animate another headcanon of mine.
Headcanon: When Ray gets tired or just wants to have some extra fun, he will ride on Mighty's backpack (whenever he has one). Mighty usually doesn't notice until he notices it's been oddly quiet.
#i had originally made this animation a touch faster but my computer freaked out and would make it half a second long when i exported it#it made it look like mighty became a kangaroo and ray was getting insane whiplash#anyways i'm pleased with this#i can't wait to improve one day!#this honestly did go better than i expected though#enjoy more mighty and ray content because i will make this stuff until the day i die#i love them a normal amount#sth#animation#mighty the armadillo#ray the flying squirrel#astra’s animations#astra's headcanons
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not to make another whiny post about advertising but all the ads for electronics are emphasising how much AI support they have. guys. i have never wanted a new computer less, and my laptop has a habit of blue screen imploding every couple of years. but it's got a cd tray and is too old for windows to force copilot on it, soooooooooo
#electronics store newsletter: NEW PHONES WITH GEMINI AI!!!!!#me: violence. death. hatred#oh god i just realised my laptop might be due for another BSOD soon. last time was christmas eve two years ago#and it's big and clunky and i hate transporting it anywhere#ai industry please die faster
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Okay, so hear me out.
I've been thinking about comic ideas all day, and while there's DEFINITELY a few things I'd have to sort out (The whys & hows, all that fun stuff), I think I may have a candidate.
Would anyone be interested in a miniseries centered around Shadow and Classic Sonic?
I don't know how it'd happen quite yet, but the idea of Shadow having to work with Sonic when he's just a little guy opens SO many opportunities. Heartwarming moments, (though Shadow would never admit that they happen), learning about Sonic's past before Tails was around, and the absolute whiplash that comes with that information. I feel like it goes without saying, but just in case, this would NOT be sonadow LMFAO. Just Shadow being forced to work with the kid version of Sonic to get back home. UGH. Idk it's been rotting my brain today and I want OPINIONS 👀👀👀

#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shadow the hedgehog#classic sonic#PLEASE I NEED FEEDBACK#Tell me I'm not the only one that would kill and die for this concept#shitty sketches but DO YOU SEE MY VISION???#Ive already envisioned their first meeting and Im so normal about it#Shadow trying to approach him and Sonic nope-ing outta there because this random dude is looking at him like they've got age-old beef#Only for Shadow to CATCH HIM- and it breaks his BRAIN because NO ONE IS FASTER THAN HIM??? (or so he thought) UGH IDK FHSJFJS FUCK
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We’re getting closer and closer to the greenhouse scene, which I estimate to be in around 2 chapters at most. 1 chapter until then if we’re lucky.
And by extension, we’ll get to see Callisto point out how thin Penelope has become.
Just look at how her wrists and arms are so visible and thin, even her collarbone is protruding


These panels too, you can see how utterly skinny her arms have gotten 😭
In the second one where she gets escorted back by the knights, her arms look like sticks T_T


It’s gotten so bad because you can clearly see there is a difference to how she was before. (See pic below)
Like here she actually looks healthy *sobs*

Tbh I’m scared to even know what her legs look like now if her arms are like that.
At this point it’s just ‘greenhouse scene save me’ because I can’t wait to see Callisto lose his marbles over Penelope’s unhealthy weight loss (and the angst that will come with it all too).
#el’s rants#el’s thoughts#greenhouse scene waiting room#Penelope ily but please eat#CALLISTO COME BACK FASTER#her weight loss is alarmingly fast and it’s a problem#Penelope deserves better#penelope eckhart#penelope eckart#callisto regulus#villains are destined to die#vadd#(non official titles):#death is the only ending for a villainess#death is the only ending for the villainess
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𓁀 <- does this anyway
#sanguinala#please augh why am I sleepy#I have stuff I want to do. I have stuff I need to do other than this#I can get it done in time but dear fuck why can I not just do it#I know I can write faster than this#but I feel like my brain is crawling through the muddy trenches of WWI right now#I should probably take a week off from work and just sleep#i will not default. I refuse to default. I have one and a bit more days#treats are absolutely not happening I am going to submit and then die
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so embarrassed by our trains. the fall off has to be studied.
#renationalise rail or die by my sword#also WHY are our trains so outdated man#look at japan#look at CHINA#like. can we have more and faster please this country is teeny tiny and yet !!#if i wanna go from my hometown to brighton i for some reason have to go up to london first????? why???????#why tf is it quicker to go by BUS.#NEVER make me get on a bus when i could have a train#nyxi cant stfu
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"So it'll soon be 'Tumblr Dead'?"
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dts s6 is just. stroll is under pressure to perform. zak brown is under pressure. james vowles needs to perform. guenther steiner has been under pressure for years. alpine is under pressure. toto wolff needs to get his team to perform. otmar is under immense pressure. fred vasseur needs to perform. oh yeah nyck de vries didn’t perform under pressure he’s out btw.
#it really is if you’re not winning quite literally every race you’re about 2 bad weekends from being fired#funny thing is the only team that was doing well is not featured like at all#its 10 episodes of god we need to be winning please god let us be faster we need more points or we will die#f1#mine
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So Mom continues to send me an unnecessary and exceedingly passive-aggressive card every couple of months. This latest one is of a crying dog saying "It's just me," like I'm supposed to feel guilty for her garbage when my first instinct is to roll my eyes and say, "Jesus Christ," because of course she's trying to guilt trip me into re-starting a relationship with her.
Once again she completely filled both halves of the inside of the card AND the back, and every inch of it is just. PEAK manipulative horseshit. Half the crap she wrote was detailing me info about dead relatives I've never met like I'm supposed to be grievously sad these distant strangers died. The other half was about how she's been watching lots of YouTube videos about estranged families and she's decided that The Latest Reason I don't want to talk to her is because we grew up poor and I resent her for that. Which, wow, yet AGAIN I am FLUMMOXED BY THIS BITCH.
Time and time and time again since 2009 have I told her exactly why I don't want anything to do with her manipulative, abusive, gaslighting ass and STILL she tries to manipulate and gaslight me into letting her abuse me all over again. Like, wow, how truly fucked up beyond relief do you have to be to be confronted with the fact that your only child is reliably forced into hysterical breakdowns every single time she's tried to have a long-distance relationship with you and not realize that the problem is YOU
Bitch. Of course I was embarrassed of being Poor as Hell as a kid. That is THE LEAST PROBLEM I HAVE WITH YOUR PARENTING TACTICS.
#toxic relationships#how many times must i block your phone numbers before you get the point#'hey mom i have a problem with how you regularly threw dangerous objects at my face and hit me until i bled to shut me up when i cried'#'what? no? i never did that? i love you!'#fuck off.#god. how has lung cancer not killed you yet. please die faster for the sake of everybody in this family.
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Ugh, wasted another 9 hours today being employed, time I could’ve spent being productive by playing video games and writing with my friends. I’m so lazy :/
#somari funny moments.#talking to my parents about my views is So Fun. they genuinely cannot conceive a world without capitalist propaganda at any point I make#’without landlords people couldn’t rent houses!’ YES EXACTLY. CORRECT. SPOT ON. NOW TELL ME WHY THEY GOTTA PAY#ftr the tone of the post is sarcasm but that is unironically where I’m at. I should be able to stay home#pursuing skills I can’t immediately monetize. I and Everyone Else deserves this. but such is capitalism. which should die faster Please
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one by one blocking all the Aesthetic™ blogs on tumblr because they keep posting AI shit
#post slop get blocked#a lot of 'vintage' blogs post it. drives me goddamn bananas#still wondering if i should start an AI-identifying sideblog.#die faster please.
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had to transfer my autoimmune meds from tbe usual pharmacy that i like to a different pharmacy that is bad. both are ethically bankrupt chain stores that overwork and underpay their staff so i'm not endorsing the pharmacy i like but i've been on hold with the bad pharmacy for 45 minutes.... twice in a row.... for a total of 90 minutes.... because after the first 45 minutes someone picked up the call and immediately hung it up without speaking to me.
#no hate to the staff who dont give a fuck because honestly who would.#respectfully tho i am trying not to die of lupus. please pick up my phone call i promise i'll be polite and itll last under 2 minutes.#anyway. gonna charge my phone a bit more and then fuckin. bus over there#bc it's literally faster to go all the way there on a 30 minute bus ride stand in a 45 minute line then bus back.#autoimmune tag
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From ryoji @mjrarcana: killing myself
Finally! Now she doesn't have to do it herself wait what huh-
"I would advise you to rethink your decision, Ryoji-kun. Or at least rephrase your affirmation so you do not inflict any unnecessary anxiety upon the others."
@mjrarcana
#ic#Aigis#mjarcana#crack#(( Ryoji: talks about dying#Aigis: cool die faster please#SDKLJFHKSDJHFKJSD THE COLD AND RUTHLESS ROBOT WE ALL LOVE RIGHT HERE!!))
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I will publicly crucify my friend for talking about shaman enki
Brain is no longer
#this is a call for help i am not joking anymore#please#please can i go one day withour enki plaging my brain i am going to die#my hand is faster than my reason#enki#i talk
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