#please come forth

[sofieartz]

[ AFK Journey ]

Another favorite character of mine, from Rustport,,, again...

Her design was a pain to draw honestly, but the end result is very satisfying, her colors work so well together^^

[ellypar]

looking for a sugar mommy/daddy to buy me a villa on the sea where I can write and eat macarons

[muirmarie]

jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!

[cruel-hiraeth]

elaborating on this post. mdni.

the fics-i-masturbate-to blog begins as a joke—kind of.

your pinned simply reads:

mdni. horny adult (old enough to remember life before tumblr). send an ask off anon with a link to your smutty fic + relevant cws. if i’m into it, i’ll rub one out while reading, then rb your fic after i cum.

on your byf page, people can find what you will and won’t read, what your preferred dynamics are, and what your favorite kinks are. you’re open to nearly any fandom as long as the fic is compelling; you’re here to support writers the best way you know how: with a hard-earned orgasm as tribute.

you’re aware that the idea is…niche. not every writer wants a stranger to jerk off to a fic they poured hours of emotional labor into. on the other hand, though, some writers love it. all in all, you anticipate a few asks here and there.

what you don’t anticipate is word of your blog spreading like wildfire, your inbox inundated with authors who want you to masturbate to their fics.

it’s easy to weed out those who don’t follow the instructions: blogs with no age indicators; blogs who send fics written by someone else; fics that simply don’t interest you. but you’re still left with dozens of messages. so every day after work, you get busy.

(there isn’t much of a break in your routine, as you tended to masturbate every day before you made this blog, scrolling ao3 for hours on end. at least you’re getting off with a purpose, now…right?)

as time goes on, fics-i-masturbate-to continues to flourish, and you become pickier with the fics you choose to read. several authors regularly visit your blog, but there’s one in particular who you genuinely look forward to seeing.

without fail, each of their fics feels like it was tailor-made for you. they’re all original character x reader fics, which is rather uncommon, as you mostly receive fandom requests. but they consistently hit your favorite tropes, your favorite kinks, and your favorite pet names.

the recurring original character strikes something raw and primal within you. blinded by lust, you don’t notice how each fic grows more and more specific, the reader closer and closer resembling you each day—

until one evening when you receive a dm from the writer. they say that they’re someone you know; they’ve been keeping a secret from you.

they’re ready to come clean.

[rotinmycore]

A Desperate Plea.

[mostlyghostlyy]

had a thought about dancing with dale! i imagine he'd be a giggly two left-footed mess who just spins you around until you're dizzy

This would be so cute!

Dale probably knows some killer moves, although that was a long time ago. He obviously has some nice rhythm (i.e., the "Let me in now" scene where he does those adorable hand movements). Maybe he does a little Rick Astley shuffle when he gets really in the mood.

Although whenever he dances with you, he seems to lose all sense of balance and personal awareness. He tries so hard to impress you and often ends up embarrassing himself. Other times it's because he forgets himself in the mood and relaxed dynamics. Loving how you giggle and pull him closer every time he stumbles over himself. He might fake trip a little more often after realizing you find it humorous and how you check on him after.

Love the idea that he'll just spin, and spin, and spin you until you get dizzy. Both of you snickering as he twirls you. Dale would stop you "What's that Angel? More?" Then start spinning you again. A pleasant warmth in his chest to match his laughter. I think he's also the type to finish a spin with a dip. Dipping you so far back, your hands gripping at his arms and trusting him not to drop you.

[penderbend]

going back to s3 malevolent and good LORD this shit is so good. forgot how absolutely insane it is. easily my fav season (though i do love me my medieval jaunts) this just has something mixed in it thats so damn captivating

[kyndahot]

RELISTENED TO MORGAN PLAYLIST AGAIN THERE IS NOTHING CASUAL ABOUT THE WAY HE TALKS TO SEER OBSCURA IN THAT LAST ONE

[britneyshakespeare]

you: nicholas alexander chavez, the actor from ryan murphy's recent work

me, a mama's girl and daytime tv viewer:

[egotistical-cabbage]

Murphy’s Law AU masterpost! Fair warning, the first installation is very, very bad, and I promise you that it gets better🙏🙏🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♂️‍➡️

[sonicranger1]

Can't believe i'm forced to say this again but alas- (<- No one is forcing me to do this)

BESTIES! ERROR AND NIGHTMARE AREN'T CANON TO INK! DREAM IS NOT CANON TO INK!

The only one that could possibly be canon to Ink is Swap if we take into consideration the canceled comic Comyet did a long while back! And the art Comyet has done with Ink and Error I'm 99% sure is just a what-if, not canon interpretation on how they think they possibly would interact together

Everytime I see someone with their full chest exclaim how the dream twins or Error are canon to ink I internally die inside I'm sorry

[shizukimiii]

OKAY OKAY I KNOW THIS SOUNDS REALLY DUMB BUT SHOULD I GO PUBLIC GEARING if you don't know what that is is basically I wear my therian mask and tails stuff IN PUBLIC!!!! (Anxiety)

I MIGHT FORCE MY FRIEND TO JOIN ME CAUSE I CAN'T DO IT ALONE AND MAYBE POST IT ON MY YT CHANNEL I DON'T KNOW BUT I NEED IDEAS FOR FUCKING CLOUT😣😣

I'm so cooked. I have to much social anxiety for this shit😓

[theloveinc]

I need dabi to be my boyfriend so badly so he can bum around my apartment and stop my roommates from touching my shit

[thevioletcaptain]

screaming into the sun will the execubot 4000 they presumably have in charge of programming decisions at netflix these days please fucking renew dead boy detectives already??? 😫 i want to write a spec for it, but i'm tired of putting weeks of work into a thing that instantly becomes useless when the show gets axed before i can even attempt to do anything with it.

(also dead boy detectives should get a second season because it's a damn good show and one of very few series currently filling the fantasy/horror niche among hybrid-procedurals in a seemingly endless sea of fucking cop shows. but right now i want the renewal for entirely selfish reasons.)

[swordmaid]

playing dress ups in piccrew with my ocs as one does and now I am thinking up of a regency or victorian era based murder mystery au with thalia as main char or something ,,,, anyway chars go from thalia left shri’iia right

then yves as creepy nun and wren as the one sole dude in this line up

[vanumanum]

HOW DID UR MOM PULL YECHAN AND I DIDNT!!! I NEED THAT CARD HE LOOKS SO FINEEEE!! AHHHH

if u pull a yechan card u are obligated to give it to me

(also u and me have the same minjae card :DDD)

H O W D O Y O U T H I N K I F E E L

if not for her i'd have no yechan bruh why does he hate me (i say, pulling his signature)

redsunvibes i think of you like a niece but if i pull yechan he's going in the mint green bible of a binder i have and we're gonna pretend he's co-owned (if i could send you my extras from the winter house merch i would 💔💔🫠🫠)

which minjae card man came home a lot you gotta be a wittle more specific

also yea no my pulls were kinda EEEEEEEEEEHHHHH aftermarkets gotta be kind to me (my friend might help me out as a birthday gift, junghoon specifically gaps)

but please look at this junmin card that someones selling with a junmin signed album like if i didnt have the minjae card that also came with it i'd do it because i N E E D this card, like its a N E E D you don't understand-

you don't understand-

also a funny bit on the b&n cards aka the hyunwoo/seeun ones where they're holding the little heart things in their hands i had pulled both and was holding it upside down and my bff's like "its gonna be yechan, this ones yechan" and im like "YECHAN~ ITS GONNA BE YECH-*turns it over* that's a rat."

and she laughed so hard

dear rat boy i adore you, i would kill for you (specifically during that tiem when people were giving you shit for no reason like just point me in the direction and i'll be your platonic achilles) but not doubles, the curse, THE CURSE-