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songofsunset · 6 months ago

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Tips for talking to someone with hearing loss

(this is what helps when people are talking to me, and when I'm talking to my relatives)

Make sure they can see your mouth. Lip-reading helps with clarity, and facing them while you talk also helps a lot with volume. People are really bad about getting your attention, starting to say something, then turning away mid sentence. Stay facing them the whole time!!! (People are the worst about this while we are shopping together!)

Be comfortable with repeating yourself. Either they will ask you to repeat yourself, or you will realize they misheard you. Both of these are fine- just repeat yourself clearly and make sure they can see your face while you do. "Never mind" makes me sad :(

If someone misheard you: try rewording your sentence! Maybe certain sounds are harder for them to hear than other sounds. Instead of "grab that shampoo!" three times at increasing volume, try "grab that blue bottle, the one next to the conditioner" or "I like that dandruff shampoo up there, can you put it in the cart?" There are a lot of ways to rephrase things that will give the person you're talking to more chances to understand, and it feels much less patronizing for everyone. And make sure you're facing them so they can see your mouth!!!

If someone misheard you: try a Yes, And approach. If your grandma didn't understand your question and starts telling you an unrelated story, enjoy it! When she is finished, thank her, and then try asking your question again with more clarity, or worded differently. "No, that's not what I said" is much less enjoyable for everyone involved.

Enjoy your conversation! Not everything needs to be understood perfectly. The important thing is that you are spending time together and talking to each other. Each conversation is a journey and you will get there in the end!!!

#there are other things that can help like subtitles and minimizing background noise #(cafes are so hard for me to hear in with the music and convo but somewhere quiet I get by much better)#but a lot of those are gonna be up to the person with hearing loss to navigate #these are the things that make SUCH a big difference but are hard for them to ask for #please face your friends who cant hear you it is a gamechanger!!!!!#this post brought to you by hanging out with my grandma who was giving me her extra hearing aid batteries cuz she got new ones lmaoooo #i use these strategies to talk with her and my nephew and it helps a lot!!!!!!#and I wish more people would use them with me!!!#(this sounds like my family has some sort of genetic hearing thing. we do not. just bad luck and all different kinds of hearing loss lmaooo)#lori chat

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illegalvampire · 3 months ago

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i have so many pics of connor in my camera roll that the app identified him as a person. guys am i cooked

#yes i named him my beloved and marked the relationship as my husband. what of it #hes my babygirl #he does actually take up a pretty good chunk of my phone's memory tho. its actually kind of a problem lmaooo #the app doesn’t even recognize like even half of the pics i have.... most fanart and some gifs it doesn't identify #it does mark nines a lot tho whick i think is rlly funny #like i scroll thru and im like “yay my husband! my beloved! my soft adorable boy!”#and the next pic im like “hello rk900”#i love you forever nines but please stay out of my connor folder. what happens there is between me connor and god #mine #shitpost #<- idk if that's the tag but we're rolling with it #connor dbh #connor rk800 #rk800 #rk800 dbh #dbh #detroit become human

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polite-pandemonium · 1 year ago

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I am just somehow OBSESSED with Takeru DRIVING. Like is he a bad driver? He speeds past the gang waiting outside of Daisuke's restaurant (or the restaurant where Daisuke works, whatever), so maybe? Is that his mom's car? Or is it his car? Why does he NEED a car? What is he doing that requires him to drive? Is it going to be a plot point in the movie? Is Takeru being a BAD DRIVER going to be a plot point? I need to know.

Ken and Miyako are also visibly startled when Takeru speeds past (Miyako JUMPS!!!!), while Iori and Hikari don't even flinch. What does that say about DYNAMIC?! Are Iori and Hikari more used to Takeru's (presumably bad) driving? That would make sense, no, cause they are (canonically???) closer with him? Just such a small interaction and I can interpret so much and draw so many conclusions!!! How fun!!!

There's just something really so fun about watching characters you've loved your whole life continue to grow - to see new details about them spring up, new traits, new things to add to canon. It's the most delightful thing about the Digimon Adventure franchise to me. Sure, the stories they have told over the last decade have mostly been all various shades of mediocre, but the character moments - goodness, the character moments just don't hit the same in any other media for me. It's so special to me.

ETA: WAIT, looking at the screencap, Iori looks slightly concerned. Only Hikari looks calm (though she does turn her whole body to look at the car once it stops). Does this mean HIKARI is the only one comfortable with his driving? Cause Hikari is closest to him? (I don't even think their closeness is something that is debatable - I feel like it is PRETTY CANON that they are closest with each other???????????)

HERE'S HOW TAKARI CAN STILL WIN.

#if anyone wants to talk about Takeru DRIVING please DM me lmaooo #I think a big reason about why I am obsessed with it is because when I write/wrote Digimon fanfic #I was always VERY CAREFUL to make sure the characters took transit or walked places #motor vehicle ownership is very low in Japan and I want to make my fics feel as real as possible while still being fanfiction #so it wouldn't make sense for any of the Chosen to drive #SO TAKERU DRIVING????#IS SENDING ME TO ANOTHER LEVEL #if only for the TRANSPORTATION POSSIBILITIES it will open up for me when/if I ever finish writing something again #also - car conversations #car intimacy #SO MANY THINGS TO CONSIDER #I'm done #I'm going to bed #I'm really bored cause I am leaving for vacation in ten days and so are all my friends #so the thing about going on vacation with the people you hang out with a lot is that everyone is preparing to go on vacation at the same ti #so everyone is the same kind and amount of busy #the last minute errands and appointments and wrapping up work and getting ready to abandon your regularly scheduled life for two weeks kind #so I'm....not doing much lately lol #hence my losing it over this #digimon

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roys-our-boy · 8 months ago

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His sprite is so CUTE. Getian loml

#Had today off from work so I binged the whole story today #Sort of live-blogged it on Discord too #me and one of my friends (who doesn’t play but likes Getian too) were on the Getian defense squad the whole time #HE DID NOTHING WRONG. AND LIKE ACTUALLY #he was just trying to help but got met with violence poor boy. I will fight them for you #and they were so mean to him too. ‘Oh you’re so sweet and kind. Unlike GETIAN whos so RUDE’#And then Getian’s there like. Being nothing but sweet. He’s just bad at talking stop being so mean #he’s just like me fr in that regard lmaooo #anyway. Fun event #felt good when Getian was proven right #Especially since I didn’t really like Jiu Niangzi ngl. She’s kinda annoying #ANYWAY #his banner can’t come soon enough I need himmmm #I’ve been saving for this #well and MedPoc too #but like AHHHHHHHH #oh also speaking of MedPoc #new standard rateup should be announced in a couple days #please please please please please please be MedPoc #anyway that’s all. Just have a lot of Getian feelings tonight #I love him so much it’s unreal. I’ll never recover from the emotional damage of loving him #Maddiepost

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nobodybetterlookatme · 2 months ago

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Wait I think I missed something in this incredible saga. Are you going on a date with the coworker??? I swear the last thing I saw was “no I would never” lmaoooo. If so, I (like the rest of snzblr) are anxious for updates about your love life. You’re one of the top snzblr couples now, enjoy 🤙

I did say I would never and I was a fucking liar apparently 😔 it's not technically a date tho bc I never told him it was bc I need to be so casual and mysterious ahdkaksk but it's a date To Me lmao. It's tomorrow tho bc we're still at work rn and it doesn't look like we're leaving anytime soon so at least I have that to look forward to I guess lmao

#not snz #we're not a couple tho nooooo 😭😭 lmaooo #it's just me being delusional #like he's literally not into me i stg i think y'all are gonna be more disappointed about the outcome than me #OH but he did hug me tho so I'm riding that high rn actually ahskamsk #lowkey have just been leaning against him half the shift but we've been watching videos and stuff together bc it's been slow so #that means nothing probably #also he looks at me like 😒 every time i ask one if my stupid little debate questions ahsakslsl #today was if ceral is a soup and if ketchup is a smoothie #please know that i ask these randomly literally out of nowhere like it's a normal thing to bring up lmaoooo #i have negative flirting skills ahdkaksk #this is the opposite of pulling a bad bitch by being autistic this is making the coworker question why he puts up with me lmaoooo #but he's the one who said yes to dinner so 😌#you know what he's never seen me in a cute little outfit before actually 👀#it's always been either the work uniform or hiking clothes #which to be fair my hiking clothes are kinda cute but they're hiking clothes nonetheless #like he saw me in normal clothes a bit ago but i was actively dying so they were just the most comfortable clothes i could find #so like maybe i can wear a skirt i have cute skirts i like wearing out with my bestie #and they're like. very specific kinds of skirts so maybe that'll tell him something ahskasmks #help why am i thinking so hard about this ahdkalslal #like it's literally actually not even a date it's just me flipping out for no reason while this guy is clueless 😭#like I'm telling y'all he's not into me and i don't understand why I'm being like this about it lmaoo #I'm always like 'fuck i wish my coworkers wouldn't crush on me to the point of asking me out that's awkward i don't date coworkers'#AND THEN I TURNED AROUND AND DID IT MYSELF #why am i like this #why am i so 👀 when he's one of the few people i shouldn't be 👀 at #i swear i should give it a couple months bc maybe I'm just feeling some type of way about him bc i was sick #but noooo i just HAVE to be insane about it now 😭#i should really have a tag for me being a pathetic wreck but idk what it would even be lmao #partner posting

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lucabite · 2 years ago

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A little announcement!

I took the time out to finally make my characters accessible to learn about! Now if you go check out my toyhou.se, all of the characters from the MYMK universe have small, 2-3 paragraph blurbs explaining their whole deal, so it's not completely impenetrable anymore.

This is also an informal "my ask box is open" announcement, since now that my funny animals have decent public info, if anybody wants to know anything further about any of them, I do absolutely have answers to basically any question (including for minor side characters) up here in my head, so, ask away! (Anon is enabled, too)

[Link to all my character info]

#writing all nearly 100 of these profiles took like a weeks work so please at least humour me lmaooo #you can send asks about the setting in general or about any other characters on my toyhouse obviously #but characters like say pittsburgh cincinnati dont exactly have lore or backstory the same way say... bing firefox does #so the answers youd get would probably be a little sillier or stranger. i welcome any asks of any kind though!#lucabytetalks

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elegyofthemoon · 2 years ago

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What are your ultimate faves?

HRM if i had to pick ultimate faves i'd probably have to go with albedo thoma and eula :D which i probably dont talk a lot about but ahaha i feel like theyre the ones that probably haunt me a LOT which is particularly funny w thoma bc hes Just Some Guy BUT he is one of my comfort characters for a reason

#and if you want to hear me ramble heres my long tag rambles:#albedos a synthesized human but for one who isnt human he feels very human #AND as someone who doesnt like to fall into think pessimistically about the world i appreciate his focus on beauties in life (while also #(acknowledging the bad ahahaha)#thoma's just like. the best kind of friend ! idk how to explain it without like bawling my eyes out super hard #AND THEN THERES EULA #SO OKAY EULA. HER WHOLE BACKSTORY OF TRYING TO STRIVE FROM HER BAD BACKGROUND TO MAKE A PLACE FOR HERSELF #TO PROVE SHE CAN BE GOOD - THAT SHE CAN BE MORE THAN THE BAD FAMILY NAME #THE STRUGGLE MAKES ME SEETHE AND MAKES ME ACHE SO HARD #like like like like listen #if you have the time #and if youre down for like chill (sad) song. please listen to stay down by boygenius #its a very eula song to me and it makes me want to eat wood :)!#answered #anons #o also albedos development is so lovely aaaaaaaa #AND HIS VOICE IS VERY NICE LMAOOO THATS WHY I GLUED MY EYEBALLS ON HIM #i didnt care for his design too much until he spoke and i went '...ok. fine i suppose'#game said 'eat shit heres your new fave character ever'#OH WAIT WAIT WAIT ONE MORE THING ABOUT ALBEDO #rather than the cold researcher characters! hes a very warm and compassionate researcher!! and thats why it makes #it all the better to enjoy listening to him ramble about life and bio and blahblahblahblah #BUT ANYWAYS hi. thats enough of me rambling about albedo 🤡

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narumakiii · 2 months ago

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i risked your life to help myself. - Law to Ace

@celestiialnotes

THERE WAS ASH / SCREAMS , BURNING TASTE 'PON TONGUE raven was merciless as he fought his way through their enemies. punch after punch, cinder ablaze as firey doom befell them swiftly & precisely. they've met on an off chance as he was suddenly ' teleported ' to take a hit for the surgeon. it wasn't like the hit would have gone through flames instantly defended the freckled pirate in a heart beat ; as they always do. / silvery hues flickering nonetheless in momentarily confusion / ace wasn't sure what he'd done to the guy to be dragged into his problems like that. he was just enjoying a meat skewer & having a chat with a very good looking local who wasn't very subtle hitting on him.

❛ i thought you were a doctor ! ? aren't you supposed to HELP OTHERS & save THEIR LIVES ? ❜ voice raised, fire licked across cheeks & silvery hues like stars shine as they bore into Law. ❛ like - if you wanted to play ' doctor games ' you could've said something . ❜ smirk that followed was undeniably the definition of you mess with me & i'll mess with you. ( sarcasm / riling up people second nature )

❛ - now you owe me . ❜ statement left no room for discussion as last enemy plummeted to the ground, striken down by a wave of haki. usually ace wasn't one to just willy nilly show off that kind of powers but he was hungry & kind of sad to miss out indulging in some flirting. ❛ so ? ❜

#¸.*☆*.¸ ic. ★ ( portgas d ace.#ic reply.#ask reply.#ace vc; if you fuck with me you get the unfiltered potty mouth and sarcasm back that im known and hated for #queue tag tba.#i hope you can laugh at this as much as i did imagining him being an absolute little shit #hell not let go until hes paid back for his troubles #LMAOOO ace please #him; man i was just eating and getting compliments from a pretty dude #ace frown intensifies #celestiialnotes #i hope that kind of ask reply is ok #i never know if i go overboard sometimes with soem stuff even reading rules carefully #so just let me know if that went too far and ill take it down #and yes i gave him king haki because yes

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reachthezeneth · 5 months ago

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#aneth's self text #aneth's dating adventures #lmaooo please this was kind of iconic #like he said it to make me feel bad but i took it as a compliment lol #sorry my books are full. and hockey is around the corner so they're about to be packed

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smtivapoc · 1 year ago

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i've been playing monark and i think it is so endearing when vanitas gets so excited or distressed, he stops rhyming every sentence

#the rhyming got old very quick actually i'll be honest with you #but he's growing on me </3 #i love u little aberration sin of vanity <333 #it was kind of funny when he first started talking i was like... mc PLEASE just grab him so he shuts up and then he actually did it lmaooo #luke thoughts

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kidnaps-you · 3 months ago

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What-? That's not true!!

*they gently hold France's face*

You're literally the prettiest-

Free HRT for gimmick blogs :3

#< i love how like 2 months ago i would have said that she was one of my best friends and I only wanted good things for her and now i'm like #Fuck this bitch lmaooo #Bc like 2 months ago she was sending me posts like “send this to your bff” or stuff like that #and i found out through M that she was already planning on confronting me about shit #Which; yk; is a very nice demonstation of lovebombing; very kind of her to illustrate that for me lol #Anyways yeah we'll see what the other 3 do/say #This is going to be hilarious for me to watch lol #<- ooh please keep updating me on this /nf #also im gonna start tagging this as romance so romance repulsed people can just block the tag and keep it off their dash #romance

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verstarppen · 3 months ago

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Hello beautiful human!!! So - I’m in love with the smau’s you make, and I had a thought for one… what about a Logan Sargeant x youngest royal reader (ya know, like a younger sister of Prince Harry and Prince William), and she is completely distanced from her brothers and is in love with/engaged to Logan? I just love the idea 🥰

Hope you have a wonderful day!!!

summary; not to flex, but how many f1 drivers can say they're dating a princess?

pairing; logan sargeant x fem! princess! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; for legal reasons im afraid of the british royal family and i don't want to get diana-ed so i've made her the princess of a land that may or may not be named after sims medieval please don't kill me; this is my send off to logan, thank you for your service king we love you <3

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monarchofslayington Greetings! My butler proposed that it would be delightful to host a Q&A session, given the multitude of inquiries, both digital and handwritten, expressing a keen interest in the culture of Yacothia. Please leave your questions in the comment section.

— Princess Y/N of Yacothia

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benjamin_long_2000 what's it like living in a castle?

monarchofslayington In truth, it is rather tedious and profoundly tranquil—occasionally reaching an ambiance reminiscent of a horror film.

abhijeetdeppiesse DOES THE QUEEN REPLY

monarchofslayington No, it is the princess who does.

jantellerman81 Do you have lots of free time or are you busy all day?

monarchofslayington I lend my support to charitable endeavors, visit events as an esteemed representative of my family, and intermittently travel to bolster diplomatic relations with foreign nations. Nevertheless, I reserve Sundays for respite.

eagle_hunter_2 Are you looking for a prince?

monarchofslayington Perchance eagle_hunter_2 You can't just say perchance

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logansargeant Big fan of Yachothia's unemployed driver support group

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danielricciardo Aren't we all

yacothiaracing hey king

francolapinto i'm also seatless for next year so if you'd be so kind to help me slide into their dms

logansargeant I've got you, brother danielricciardo Mate francolapinto @ yacothiaracing are you my iron deficiency because i'm falling for you yacothiaracing sold dannielricciardo You can't be serious francolapinto ;)

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fernandoalo_oficial Perfect night 🎉😀👏🏻

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maxverstappen1 Night club so good I might buy another cat

monarchofslayington It would be an honour

realmvettel THE PRINCESS IN THE LIKES STOPPPP

julyestie i don't think people realize how crazy this is, imagine the prince of monaco likes charles' post armstrongslayer look at her following the whole grid is there lmaooo

logansargeant Thank you for letting me join

fernandoalo_oficial You're still a part of this logansargeant Who's cutting onions

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lilymhe If Alfred had instagram he would've liked this post

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monarchofslayington I am perpetually able to engage with social media via Her Highness, esteemed madam. - Alfred

alex_albon Can you share your Soup au pistou recipe monarchofslayington I shall not, good sir. alex_albon damn it

smilesargeant oh my god he's smashing a princess i never had a chance did i

forzapluto you and me both sister

ls2bathrug I am ever delighted to extend to you the gracious invitation of a visit 😊

ls2bathrug wait ls2bathrug fuck logansargeant Wrong account, doll ls2bathrug yes thank you captain obvious i hadn't noticed ls2bathrug STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS YOU DEMONS

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monarchofslayington i can finally say this THAT'S MY BOYFRIENDDDDD HE'S MINEEEE

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verstappler "how were we supposed to know" HER NAME IS MONARCH OF SLAYINGTON

papayasalad I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT

monarchofslayington i'll always be your rug, lando enjoyer

logansargeant 😘

monarchofslayington are you flirting with me or smthin

francolapinto the seat deal is still on right

monarchofslayington hmmmmm francolapinto was your mom an artist because she made a masterpiece logansargeant 😐

pic credits; instagram and pinterest

fic-specific taglist; @spilled-coffee-cup @onecojg @cixrosie @sheridamn @namgification @thehufflepuffavenger1 @sxrcxsm26 @mehrmonga @mellowarcadefun @dark-night-sky-99 @multifandomwhore-003 @theblueblub @julezstinkz @vamplyle @yuki-tsunodas @ttokkisbee @eloriis @raizelchrysanderoctavius @itseightbeats @nitiii @i-m-in-loki-s-army @prettymonegasque

blog taglist; @wtfisakilometer2 @aexitizen-ln4 @biitch-with-wifi @localwhoore @redbullphantasmagoria @cixrosie @sheridamn @weunstan @namgification @whatislifebutlemons @demvnsriot @stinkyjax @sxrcxsm26 @beskardroids @tbsloneely @mehrmonga @marymustdie @mellowarcadefun @geniusalpaca @theblueblub @ayrtonsennatea @resident-swiftie @moonraysandstars @tellybearryyyy @coffeehurricanes @vamplyle @mrsmelinda @ttokkisbee @eloriis @raizelchrysanderoctavius @ln8118 @neferaskingdom @emppusofi @itseightbeats @nitiii @abunchofbutterflies @kiki-sleeps

(there are so many references in this it's insane)

#logan sargeant #logan sargeant x reader #logan sargeant au #f1 imagines #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #f1 #formula 1 #f1 smau #f1 x you #f1 social media au #social media au #f1 instagram au #instagram au

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chynandri · 2 years ago

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sincerely hope this is what i look and sound like to everyone when i criticize things

#i kin shu cuz i think we have the same kind of 'artiste' pretentiousness and opinionated personality LMAOOO #i think i should start yelling NON! THIS IS NOT BEAUTIFUL!!! more #ensemble stars #please imagine me in either the english or jp voice acting both are fitting #also imagine me laughing like KAKAKAKA. thanks

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povlnfour · 1 year ago

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ੈ✩‧₊˚ TALES OF CANDOR (LN4)

pairing: lando norris x f!author!reader

summary: lando’s girlfriend has a secret identity. she’s not quite the girl next door everyone assumed, and he might just be the inspiration for more than just her instagram captions.

warnings: some hate comments

* faceclaim: mélanie, aka wailcester on ig (please imagine her as you see fit)

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landonorris some days @ home

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user i hope ur enjoying ur time off!

user no hate but like what does his gf actually do?

user literally nothing she’s jobless💀

user it’s giving🏅👷‍♀️

user lando i love u but half naked pics of ur girl isn’t helping how much we dislike her…

user what’s she reading!!!

yourusername a thousand splendid suns by khaled hosseini!!

user ofc u are. i totally believe u acc read well written books. u probably just read gossip columns but want to seem interesting��

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musingsofcandor biscuit approves of the final draft🤍

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user HELLO??? CANDOR DOES THIS MEAN WE R GETTING A NEW BOOK

user i love that we know more abt candy’s cat than we do her…

user can’t wait to read it🥹🥹

rickriordan has to be my favorite thing you’ve written!

user RICK’S READ IT??? OH YOU KNOW ITS GOOD

user lando norris in the likes he’s just like all of us fr

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yourusername ‘when she finally got the camera film developed, seeing his face made it all come rushing back’🦋🫧🧚🏻

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user im sorry i know we r meant to be supportive but she annoys me sm. is she just living off of lando’s money?

user omg the caption!!!

user i recognise it, where’s it from?

user it’s from ‘tales of peter rourke’ by candor!!!

user 🤢

user we get it… ur dating someone rich. now get a job!

ੈ✩‧₊˚ mclaren interview

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interviewer: what have you been up to in your break?

lando: a lot of lounging around with my girlfriend. read a few books too!

interviewer: anything good?

lando: i’m really into magical reality at the moment! that kind of it’s all normal till it’s not stuff, you know?

interviewer: any good recommendations?

lando: if you like that same genre, i recommend ‘the right side of upside’ by candor! it’s pretty recent, i finished it last week.]

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user he likes candor??? he’s so real for that

user KNEW I COULD TRUST HIM

user bad taste in women good taste in books

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musingsofcandor thank you for all the love lately on ‘the right side of upside’. insane seeing so many of you recommend it, biscuit and i are eternally grateful. love, candy🤍

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user QUEEN DID YOU SEE LANDO RECOMMENDED IT

user CANDY HAS A MAN???

user love u forever ur so talented

user CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU DO NEXT. CANT BELIEVE WE HAVE TO WAIT NOW

musingsofcandor it might be sooner than you think ;)

user UM. candor is this a soft launch?????

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landonorris got some super helpful race advice today

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user OH MY GOD MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING

user LANDO WE NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING IS SHE CUTE I FEEL LIKE SHES CUTE

user break up w ur gf and date candor when

musingsofcandor biscuit says he can’t be held responsible for the outcome🐾

landonorris can i hold you responsible instead, candy?

user UHHHH WHATS GOING ON HERE

user i just know y/n is feeling THREATENED

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yourusername all mine

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user LMAOOO U STARTED SWEATING HUH

user candor could steal ur man if she really wanted to

user GIRL YOU’RE SO OBVIOUS

landonorris yours🖤

user STOP LYINGGGG

ੈ✩‧₊˚ an exclusive interview with candor : entertainment weekly

interviewer: so candor! tell us how it really feels having the world at your feet!

candor: [laughing] honestly quite normal! it’s a blessing and a curse, really, not having my identity revealed. i get to live my life without those pressures, but i don’t get to see anyone and thank them for reading!

interviewer: do you ever get the urge to approach someone reading one of your books?

candor: all the time! whenever i go browsing in book stores and see someone looking at or buying mine, i have such a temptation to scream THANK YOU at them!

interviewer: do you see a future in which you reveal your identity?

candor: maybe! there are a few of my fans who know who i am, those who attend the secret events and signings, but i’m very lucky that they all respect my privacy and haven’t shared anything further. perhaps one day soon i’ll finally let everyone in on the secret.

interviewer: and we can’t talk to you and not bring up your cat — or rather, who your cat met the other day…?

candor: oh! i’m assuming you mean lando norris? yes! he’s a pretty good friend of mine, he’s been a big support over the last few years and we found some time in our schedules last week to meet up.

interviewer: so you’re a formula 1 fan?

candor: huge fan! i’m a big mclaren girl so lando and i met through their events!

interviewer: oh fantastic! see folks reading this, she really is just like us!

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yourusername cars going vroom vroom makes my heart go boom boom

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user lmao posting before and after candor’s interview. girl ur not subtle.

user im so sorry but ur clearly so threatened it’s hilarious

user i don’t get all the hate in here??? she’s just in love n happy?

user shes a gold digger

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musingsofcandor told you it wouldn’t be long🫧 ‘thomasin jeffe, the cat, and the diplomat’ will be with you next friday. a lot of love poured into this one over the past few years, i just couldn’t wait any longer to give it to you🤍

already a member on my website? check your emails🦋

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user WHDHSJSJSJSJS

user OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING

user THE EMAILLLLL🥹

user candy omg where do you live that looks so pretty!!!!

musingsofcandor monaco !!

landonorris 🖤

user lando using the black heart and candor using the white… i’m sorry to his gf (not really) but they’re meant to be

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user the best day of my life!!! thank you so much candor for being the absolute sweetest human and taking time to talk to each and every one of us! i cannot wait to read thomasin jeffe, the cat, and the diplomat🥹🤍

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user YOU MET HERRRRE???

user WHO IS SHE TELL TELL TELL

user candor asks us not to share her identity so i’m gonna respect that but LET ME TELL YOU I WAS SHOCKED

user i recognise her from just that inch of her face but i can’t tell whERE FROM

musingsofcandor it was WONDERFUL to meet you! i hope you enjoy the story🤍

user wish people on twitter were as kind as this,,, there’s photos of her going around :/

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f1wags the internet has been in PIECES after famous author candor’s recent book signing. photos have emerged of the popular anonymous author from the event, revealing her to be none other than LANDO NORRIS’ GIRLFRIEND, Y/N! turns out, she has a job after all👀 (pictures taken from y/n’s instagram!)

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user i… cannot believe this

user see. when y’all were hating on her you were secretly worshipping her

user @ everyone who was an arse to y/n… KARMA IS A BITCH!

user WHAT????

user HOLY SHIT LANDO HAS BEEN DATING MY FAV AUTHOR THIS WHOLE TIME????

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yourusername well. the secrets out. it’s been a long few years, but it’s nice to not have to hold it in any more.

both my accounts will remain active for separate purposes, but i’m excited to be able to introduce you to candor as she is in her whole truth — just like her name suggests🤍

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user ironically this is exactly how i picture marian elsie from thomasine jeffe looking. full fairy

user i am. so sorry. so so so sorry. i know nothing can ever compare for the things we said but i really am

yourusername thank you. no hard feelings on my end🤍

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landonorris my candy. it may not have been how you intended, but i’m glad i get to show off how proud of you i am.

i’ve watched you as both candor and y/n for a while now, and i love both versions of you entirely. i cannot wait to see what you do now you have the freedom to be whoever you want to.

and hey, pretty cool to be able to say i’m the inspiration behind some of your characters, huh?🖤

ps. so glad i can finally share photos of mY CAT. even if he does hate me biscuit is MINE as well

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user love the clarification that the most important thing to lando is sharing photos of his cat😭😭

user MORE PICS OF BISCUIT PLEASE

user i’ve always been in love with her i can say that confidently

user oh so you’re a successful fanboy

yourusername biscuit told me to tell u ur smelly for using him for likes

landonorris you literally said to me omg i can post about biscuit now YOU FEEL THE SAME DONT LIE

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musingsofcandor i’ve had a bit of inspiration for some time🤍

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user MOM AND DAD

user i can’t believe this. my worlds are colliding

user I KNEW CAPTAIN ROURKE FELT FAMILIAR IN THE TALES OF PETER ROURKE

user i can’t believe my fav ever love interest is based on lando….

landonorris i love you. thanks for immortalising me🖤

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a/n: hello hello! another one whilst i recover!

so this was based on an anon request and i have had so much fUN writing it!!!! whilst i don’t normally do requests generally due to being overwhelmed easily, this one stood out to me as i Love books so i was inspired. to the anon who requested, i hope this is what you imagined🤍

in terms of further requests! whilst i can’t promise i’ll do them, if you have any pressing ideas you think would work with my style , do feel free to send them in ! i always love to hear your ideas (and any thoughts on my works!! please send feedback as well!!) and will try gradually to get through some🤍

fun fact: all the book titles are based on actual books i have written hehe

fun fact pt2: yes her pseudonym is chosen bc i watched divergent last night

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