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A few years late on my end, but wanted to add my own experience at how insane this view of customer service is from any perspective.
I work at a bank (which will remained unnamed) that does surveys after the fact to ask how your visit was and did we cover everything we could with you during your visit. Anything below a 10 is essentially bad, it means you weren't perfect at every slot of customer service as you should be. At a bank, dealing with the highly emotional topic of someones money. Okay.
My specific experience was a survey that came back against me, in which the experience with me was highly rated, but the client went off on the bank for its lackluster savings rates in the current 2025 economy. I dont even remember a client mentioning that recently, but suddenly the bad points and scores towards the bank reflected on me, and I was pulled into a meeting with the big boss about how lackluster my work was when I obviously am not possibly convincing said client, who never even mentioned this issues to me, of every possible product we have in existence that they could be using with us instead.
The silly part, the survey already mentioned our best rate we could offer, nothing I could have offered would have made this customer happy anyway. And I couldn't argue against the claim being made that I didn't try hard enough because we are supposed to put absolutely every ounce of energy into every customer transaction, despite the taxing part of seeing almost a hundred people a day at least. Even if the customer was already not happy about our highest rate without talking to investments, which most folks dont have enough to talk to anyway.
So anyways, yes please try to keep surveys at perfect if you liked the interaction with a customer service rep because companies only want perfect and it reflects poorly on employees instead of company product. But also: this attitude of perfection or it doesn't count needs to wither and die on the vine for companies because it kills otherwise perfectly valid and helpful customer service reps jobs and souls. It is not a numbers game for perfect and it just creates an atmosphere of lying to the company even when there are always going to be perfectly valid critisisms of every single business. Bleh.
I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”
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Hi! Congrats on 1k you truly deserve it!
Can I have please have 19 & 7 with Ollie? ~🤍
THAT’S WHAT LOVE WILL DO TO YOU!
1K SPECIAL - OB87

Dancing in the kitchen + Mutual yap session
SUMMARY: You and Ollie are dancing to YOUR songs in the kitchen while you both rant about your respective careers :)
WORD COUNT: 779
WARNINGS: Fluff, more fluff, very brief mention of sex
FEATURING: Oliver Bearman x Jazz Musician!Reader
NOTE: I was DEFINITELY thinking of Laufey when I wrote this. I love her sm and I’m happy she’s finally getting her deserved recognition :) ALSO HIII 🤍 ANON!
YOU LISTENED TO YOUR OWN VOICE ON A STEREO. Ollie’s hands held your waist with one hand, your hands clasped together with the other. He swayed with you from side to side, socks sliding across kitchen tiles as you both stumbled and stepped on each other’s feet.
You would have happily danced with him for hours, staring into his deer-like brown eyes. Ollie didn’t look at you like you were his girlfriend—he looked at you like you were his whole life, and he couldn’t bear to exist without you. The feeling made your heart flutter, your palms clammy, and your words jumbled.
The song switched, and you watched his grin grow. You hummed, tilting your head. “What?” Your soft voice inquired, scared to break the comfort of the gentle silence.
“This is my favorite song of yours.” He replied, gently pecking your lips. You found yourself matching his smile at the sincere compliment. The music was soft, but you paused to listen for the lyrics. Of course.
“Is it because I wrote it about you?”
“Maybe.”
“My humble muse,” you teased. Ollie chuckled, and guided you for an underarm turn, and then caught you back in his arms again for a basic step. There was no name for this dance, it was just the two of you free-styling in your kitchen. It had the form of a waltz, but the mechanics of something else entirely. Perhaps it could be called the Bearman-step. “I mean it, though. You’re my greatest inspiration.”
“Yeah?” He mused, wanting you to go on. It was nice to have his humble ego inflated on occasion.
“Yeah. It’s not easy to write a whole song—There’s too many mechanics to consider, like key changes and sharps and flats, but you make it easy. You make everything easy: Making music, reaching the top shelf, loving you…” You could tell you were rambling, but you didn’t care. Neither did he. “It just comes to me. When I think about how you kiss me softly, or how you make love to me with attentiveness, I feel like the lyrics write themselves.”
He had that look on his face. The look of someone who was willing to wait centuries for you to finish talking just because he sincerely loved the sound of your voice. When you did wrap it up, he couldn’t help but kiss you again. His pillowy lips provided safe comfort for yours, even if haste.
“So, without me you’d be nothing?” He joked, and you laughed, breaking the intimate eye contact as you looked down at your feet, which moved out of sync in incomprehensible patterns.
“Essentially.”
“Maybe I can feature on your newest single.”
“I bet you could,” Obviously he couldn’t. You both knew that. “You could make a good Elvis impersonator, I think.” You could see the gears turning, and your face dropped. “Ollie, no-”
Too late. He was pulling you around in a fast-paced swing dance, belting out, “Everybody in the whole cell block, was dancing to the jailhouse rock!” He could’ve, and most certainly would’ve, kept going, but you burst out into laughter and he ultimately did the same.
Your dancing paused as you leaned your forehead against his shoulder, body shaking with every giggle. Ollie, finding the sight adorable, took a moment to admire you in such a domestic light.
“That was awful!” You finally sputtered out, wiping fake tears of laughter from your eyes.
He wore a faux offended expression, hand on his chest. “Hey! I tried!”
“I’m writing a song about how stupid you are next.” You both continued to laugh. It eventually faded into a soft quiet again, a new song playing in the background as you fell back into your swaying— No more intense, fumbling dancing with no consistency.
“You’re somewhat my muse, too,” He finally said. You raised a brow.
“How so?”
You couldn’t imagine that. Ollie wasn’t exactly a creator of sorts—he raced cars. “You’re the reason I race, but you’re also the reason I choose not to be an idiot out there.” He briefly laughed under his breath, and your smile grew. “I want to impress you and make you proud, but I also make it my goal to return to you every single time.”
“That’s a good goal to have,” You praised. “I’m always proud of you, Ollie,” You kissed him again, but this time it turned into a series of short pecks, wrapped up with his forehead pressed to yours and both of your eyes shut. “I’m glad we can keep each other going.”
You weren’t heavily reliant, though. You each led your respective lives while enjoying each other’s company and motivations.
“Me too.”
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This is a request for 🐻!
Purebred!reader x Mutt!Simone
Omegaverse, Alpha x Omega, Simone being an asshole, Rough doggy 🫦 , p n v sex, Simone calls reader a bitch (but not in a disrespectful way in a doggy verse way lol), MDNI, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT, repost welcomed please!
• 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 🐻
Everything has been going perfectly for the last couple of months. Price and Soap feeling way better about getting you mutt to guard you. You seemed to be happy and loving the new attention so the feeling of sizzling fear that something bad was going to happen had been non existent.
Mutt!Simon seemed to be taking his job very seriously. He didn’t like anyone other than Price and Soap around you and even then that came with restrictions.
He didn’t like it if you have any ones scent on you other than his, he didn’t like if Soap or Price pampered you to long. He would always sulk and whine at the door when they had to groom you. Even growling and banging on the door until one of them caved.
Purebred!reader was always oblivious to Mutt!Simons over protective ways. His dominance always seeping through his pheromones make the little pup ditzy, swooning and ready to roll over to be mounted.
Soap and Price came over one day saying how they were going to be having a play date with some of your old gal pals with an addition of a new Doberman breed.
It was a fun evening. Mutt!Simone lazing away not to far while his little bitch enjoyed her play date.
It wasn’t until the Doberman kept making advances that he didn’t like.
The Doberman was a cocky fellow. Thinking he was the best in the room. Even when he tugged at your fluffy ears and constantly sniffed you to see if you’d been marked and taken.
Mutt!Simon hadn’t marked you yet. He was waiting till you were ripe for the season but the Doberman was making Simon consider doing it now to get the fucker to back off.
He well himself over getting up to check on what was going on because all we could hear was your squealing every two seconds. When he runs up on the couch, rage fires up inside of the door trying to pull down fluffy hair. It’s getting me to roll over.
The Doberman was trying to get you down to mount and possibly mark and Simon wasn’t having it.
Viciously mutt!Simon beings to growl and tear at the Doberman. Everyone of the of pups sitting and watching the battle take place.
It wasn’t really my children, Simon was raised to be a fighter so this was something he was used to versus the Doberman, who has been spoiled from the moment he came out the room. No scratches, freshly painting his coat while he wailed from the pain Simon was causing.
A few of the new pups were screaming at the scene, raising their behinds and presenting for the alpha in the room even you.
“Hey hey hey! What the fuck is going on here!” Soap, Price and a few more of the owners saunter into the room with panicked expressions.
“You fucking mutt! Simone! Heel! Shit..”
They were able to pull him off, a little blood and spittle forming at his mouth.
“Stay away from her of I will fuck you up Doberman!” Simone was very angry. He couldn’t believe someone would try his precious gem. She was his in his alone, made to submit to him and all his dominance.
In the background, both soap and price were apologizing to the other odors about the little fiasco and that guard dog for your protection and he hasn’t adapted to his new conditions.
Little did they know it wasn’t That Simon wasn’t adapted. It was more so he was very territorial over his omega. He wasn’t just her guard dog. He was hers indefinitely. He was going to be the one to fuck tons of litters in you and no one else.
To him, that show dog shit was done for. No more trying to match you up to breed with another pure bred.
After he was scowled for his behavior. Price and Soap took you both back to your home. Ridding Simon of the blood he had splatter over him. None of it his.
“You can’t be doing shit like that Simon! They can try to make us put you down if you caused serious damage.”
He only shrugged. “Next time till him to not try and fuck my bitch and we won’t have a problem.”
This made them shut up.
Clearly they can see that Mutt!Simone had grown attached to the purebred he was supposed to be guarding but Price knew it was inevitable.
After both men got them cleaned up and ready for a night, they both left and sauntered over to the main house on the estate.
“ I think we fucked up Price.”
“Why do you say that?” Soap had an idea but he wanted to see if Price was thinking the same thing he was.
“I think we paired her with a fucking Alpha mutt.” He swiped his face sighing. “Yea, I think we fucking did too.”
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Your body was spent. Mutt!Simon practically had you up all night, only allowing you to take small naps before he started over again.
He was fucking you vigorously. His thick cock swelling and ready to knot you and knock you up. Your mewls rang out into the morning.
Simons sharp teeth never letting up on the blade of your shoulder. Marking you as his territory. As his omega.
You would forever carry his scent even when he wasn’t near and soon you’d be carrying his litter of pups.
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck!” He growled. His not swelling while he stuff you full. You scream. The pain of your body catching his knot as his nut glazed your walls.
Then and only then did he release your nape from his locked jaws.
What a surprise it was for Price and Soap to see you locked on his knot. Stuck in doggy position.
They wanted to help you. Wipe your tears and clean you up. You had marks and bruises lingering on your hips and neck. Simon couldn’t even be bothered with them at the moment. He just sat up with you both still connected. He tried his best not the move but when he did you would cry more from the tight feeling.
Behind you, you could hear him flick a lighter before taking a hit of his cigarette while wiping his face from the sweat.
“That show dog shit is over.” He tells them all.
“Now get out so I can breed my little omega.”
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🪖Soldier Boy Headcannons
A/N: This is based on the fic I just wrote! These are just some things I think he would do and kinda my own interpretation of the character. (Contains NSFW!)
🪖 He'll say he doesn't believe in aftercare but he would also say "It's the man's job to take care of a lady" and will try and offer you a cigarette after sex.
🪖 Doesn't like being called 'daddy' He has way too many daddy issues to even want to think about any fatherly figures. He would rather you call him 'Ben' or 'sir' while he's fucking you within an inch of your life.
🪖Has a BIG DICK but didn't know how to use it at first.(Compound V enhanced something other than his strength)
🪖 When he first started his macho-masculine womanizing behavior he tried to fuck anything with boobs and a pair of legs but just kept hurting both himself and the poor woman he chose. Took him awhile to figure it out.
🪖Does not believe gay people exist.
He thinks gay people are sissies and lesbians are only for hot threesomes. (I'm sorry but he's from 1919 he's hella homophobic)
🪖He's not a misogynist in his mind(He loves women! Especially when he's fucking them!)
He just doesn't understand the modern sensibilities of not being a sexist piece of shit and gets angry when challenged by it causing him to lash out. ("The fuck you mean I can't slap you on the ass? It was a compliment.")
🪖HATES getting teased too much.
He is a man that is used to instant gratification. If you tease him too much he'll be sure to fuck you into next week to teach you a lesson.
-gets abit angsty for the next one-
🪖 He doesn't do well with his emotions. Half the time the only thing he allows himself to process is anger and being horny. When he feels genuine happiness for the first time he pushes it down immediately.
🪖 The only time he really let's himself feel for real is during sex. Too distracted by the pleasure and allowing himself to be slightly vulnerable while inside you. ("Y-you feel so good. I love you so fucking much")
🪖 He curses way too much. It's his way of showing how 'aggressive' and 'macho' he is. Swears like a kid who just learned his first curse word.
🪖 I personally don't believe you'll be able to have a healthy relationship with him realistically
🪖 Ben has too many issues he will never work out (he doesn't believe in therapy) Even when he genuinely loves someone (Crimson Countesses for example) he still doesn't open up truly and still sleeps around to detach himself from true commitment.
🪖BUT LETS IGNORE ALL THAT FOR ABIT. In an ideal world where he finally decides to settle down and be a man in a 'relationship'(scary). He still flirts with other women but doesn't sleep with them. He also loves watching you get jealous about it. ("At the end of the day you're the only one I'm fucking into our bed so don't need to get your panties in a twist about it." You try not to roll your eyes all the way back)
🪖He only lets himself fully love you when he knows you'll never betray him.
This man has massive trust issues especially after his entire team sold him to the Russians that put him through years of torturous experiments. Once you prove your undying loyalty to him only then he'll start to try and do the same.
🪖 Once he trusts you to not try and stab him in the back, he lets himself fall in love with you.
When he loves you, it's with his whole heart. All his life he carried his emotional burdens by himself, not letting anyone in to not seem 'less macho'. It definitely takes Thanos-level might to pry something out of him but when you do it just pours out. You hold his heart in your hand, even if he'll never admit it.
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OKAYY that's all I have for today. Hope you enjoyed reading and please check out the fic!
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the yandere calypso anon again!! 🫶
in response to how insane do i want her: AS UNHINGED AS POSSIBLE.
i like you anon. your new name is fnaf. i like fnaf.
The Dependency of Yandere Calypso ♡
CW: non-con. power imbalance. yandere themes. the usual.
1. General How do they function without their darling, compared to functioning with them?
Before you arrive, she's relatively fine, considering her situation. Yes, she's crushed by her loneliness and tormented by the hopeless fear of never finding love, but you know, all in all, she's fine.
But the moment you show up, you're her whole world. And while she lost Odysseus, she's not letting that happen again. You're not leaving. Not now, not ever. You're stuck.
She can function before you, but there's no functioning after you until by some miracle, another person lands on her island and becomes her new object of obsession.
2. Sanity Does your presence help keep their mental state stable, or do they go insane about you?
She's not exactly crazy in any yandere-typical way. As lonely as she is, she is somewhat stable while she's alone. She's used to it, she's had centuries to live with it. Don't get me wrong, she's not happy, but she's in this... somewhat detached state, I suppose. She just exists, going from day to day.
But then you arrive and she just... snaps back to living properly. So, in a way, you do keep her in a better mental state, but not in a way that is typically tied to yanderes.
3. Emotionality Are they emotionally stable with you? Or are they a mess, unable to contain themself?
Her emotional state depends on your emotional state. As long as you're happy or generally not miserable, she's happy.
The issue starts when you show that you're very clearly not happy. Suddenly, Calypso will either end up snapping at you, screaming about how unfair it is that she loves you so much and you don't love her at all or have a meltdown, crying about how she feels so terrible about it all, but you must understand she loves you!
It doesn't really matter all that much if you're not actually happy, she's oblivious enough to fall for you pretending, which, unless you wanna deal with her losing her shit (and you don't), is your best option.
4. Worship Do they even view you as a human? Or do they think you're some sort of a higher being, sent just for them to cherish?
Calypso doesn't really see humans as humans, it's more like a child seeing a puppy they've always wanted. It's not really intentional, but the way she perceives you certainly does affect a lot in the "relationship".
She loves you and in a way worships you, but not in the "they're my god" way. It's more in the way that a teenager might obsess with their crush. Think the stereotypical 2010s fangirl type of worship.
5. Familial Do you replace any family ties they're missing? Do they want to start a family with you?
I don't think you're supposed to make up for any family she's lost, but she definitely would want to start a family with you. She'd love to have kids! And while it's not in Epic or the original Odyssey, as far as I know, there are apparently some versions where she magically creates children of herself and Odysseus (don't quote me on that though), and honestly, I can totally see that happening.
She wants your love, and what's a better proof of love than a family full of children, right? And since she can use her magic to make them children forever, never letting them grow up, she can live in her little fantasy forever.
6. Physical Are they touchy? Do they respect your personal space or do they invade it, touching you whenever they please?
What private space? You want privacy? With her? Not gonna happen.
She might just be one of the three most touchy yanderes in Epic. She needs your hands on her or her hands on you almost all the time. She's desperate and clingy.
7. Sexual Is sex a necessity for them? Would they respect you not giving them consent?
She's kinda complicated on this one because sex isn't really that big of a deal to her, at least compared to other yanderes we have here. But that's not to say she doesn't care about it because it is very important for her.
You see, for Calypso, it's not so much about the act itself, it's about being desired in that raw, passionate way. So while it's not a driving force and she won't demand it as often as some might think, when she does demand it, she will keep pushing. And pushing. Until you give in. And she'll keep demanding until it's exactly how she wants it.
Once you're "trained" (though she would never call it that) to have sex with her properly, she will go back to only wanting it every once in a while, whenever she feels like you're not giving her enough attention.
I don't think she fully understands what consent means, honestly. The time she spent all alone on the island have made a lot of lines incredibly blurry to her, so if you add the fact that she's a goddess and they kinda work on different rules... Don't count on her respecting you not wanting something, especially at first. Maybe a few years in, once she fully believes you actually love her as much as she loves you you might be able to convince her you don't want to make love right now, but she will still want it later on, so... a win's a win, I guess?
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It would be VERY helpful if there was an app that would like tell me what foods I can make with the shit in my house and like it had recommendations and stuff that would be pretty cool actually.
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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)
#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic#nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier#guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood#im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous#there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything#honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working#I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby#they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever#these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad#honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic#maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny#anna rambles#ml#gabriel agreste#emilie agreste
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I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.
#im making a fanfic of two and a half halos and the mc is Emily and it focuses alot on her and sera's dynamic#ill probablg send it here when im done. in 100 years because i havent finished a fic in 20 centuries#hazbin hotel sera#seraphim#hazbin sera#emily hazbin hotel#hazbin emily#hazbin hotel emily#emily seraphim#hazbin hotel#PLEASE DONT MENTION HAND PLACEMENF PLEASE /S#I WAS DRAWINF THIS AT 3 AM AND I KEPT BLACKINF OUT BUT I KNEW ID LOSE MOTIVATION IF I DIDNT FINISH#I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL I WAS DONE SO PLS JST- IDK. JST LOOK AT MY BABIES#i headcanon Sera as trans. for pride month i have the idea of putting every ship and character under their pride flags#sooo sera is gonna be covered with a trans flag and emily... also trans becauze everyone is trans becauze o said so#charlie is ALSO trans because i said so#i came up wit trans sera on my own(idk if it existed be4 but i jst thot of it and got all happy cuz she is so trans idc) but#i freaking love trans emoly and trans charlie so for a bit i felt wrong for hc so many characters as trans#rhen i woke up one day and was loke. yeah idgaf they all trans cuz theres not enoigh#like im not gonna ALAAYS depict them as trans except sera(she is 100% trans to me) i like the other hcs for fun. im so srs for sera i 💜 her#sera just wants to hug her huggable sister sometimes and thats ok! 💜💜#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#*in stupid egg boy voice* i wish Sera would hold ME in her arms... 😔#gave them snouts because i cannot deal with the no noses. it genuinely disturbs me. have yall SEEN velvettes side profile omfg 😨#my babies... i just want them to be happy. why must there be sibling angst... they jst want to do whats right ☹️#im gonna fight to protect Sera from spme of yall fr fr cuz she do not deserve to be SO hated. JST. JST GET TO KNO HER I SWEAR SHE COOL#like i get it. what she doin is wrong. but if you was in her shoes you know you would do the same dont even lieeee 😨
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I am very curious to know what old-school Splatoon fans thought when these dropped.


#splatoon#squid sisters#callie splatoon#marie splatoon#I never played the first game but I actually vaguely remember watching Tide Goes Out#I thought it was Marie propaganda lmao (and it technically is)#Even before I was a Splatoon fan I was in Callie's corner#I like the underdogs#I do absolutely love both songs though#I was scared they would never return in Splatoon 3 so I am so happy that Blushing Tide exists#PLEASE HAVE THEM PERFORM IT AT THE NEXT CONCERT NINTENDO
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the ii neg tumblr blog is like my actual personal #1 enemy i cant BELIEVE they followed me over a joke ask i responded to over a year ago (i blocked them and have blocked every account they've remade lmao) just such hateful bullshit looking for ANY excuse to attack this random youtube webseries and the ppl who work on it including MANY STATEMENTS that are just straight up not true. someone could send them an ask like "hey justin is actually homophobic and called me slurs irl i hope they all die in a car crash <3" and they will post it without any questions. no further research cuz it isnt about what's true or actually offering constructive criticism on the writing of the show it's about being hateful and cruel and spreading lies & death threats. some actual famous people dont have accounts as dedicated to attacking them and every aspect of their identity and career as these random ass guys who make a YOUTUBE WEBSERIES do like why are you actively wishing death upon them?? are you insane?
IF YOU DONT LIKE THE SHOW THEN STOP WATCHING IT. DONT ENGAGE? like do you seriously have fucking nothing better to do than spread lies online about literal nobodies with the smallest amount of online influence. for reasons i cannot even fathom. be so fucking serious
#it's like the worst parts of the su crit side of tumblr circa 2018 except about people who are LITERALLY not famous#like even if ur gonna have bullshit “criticism” about ii at least keep it about the actual show#harassing the cast & crew and spreading malicious lies is sooo fucking sick#like tumblr BANNED your blog for ABUSE AND PHYSICAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE#why would you REMAKE IT?????#like just leave. move on with your life. what could you be getting out of this can you please find some joy and positivity#that you are so clearly lacking#blah blah disclaimer there are actual legitimate things to criticize about ii and some of the writing decisions#although i still think holding them to the standard of a professional tv show with a writing room is unfair and kinda ridiculous#but even if they actually cared about that it's like 5% of their content. if ur gonna critique ii be normal and polite about it#which you should do with ANYONE especially when talking about their decade-long passion project regardless of how “famous” they are#but for fucks sake leave the crew alone. wouldnt blame them if they decided to go entirely offline#they've definitely Stepped Away for the time being which is for the best even if i miss some of their thoughts + insight#sorry i accidentally was reminded that blog existed and read some of the shit they've been saying and was overcome with rage#WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN. social justice (which they are not doing under any circumstances) is not an excuse to be so cruel and hateful#anyway if the osc gets even like 10% more negative on god im leaving again#which im sure most people would be happy about#but either way im still tormenting the timeline#txt#/ ii neg#<- just in casee
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YALL I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
#I NEED HIM OR ELSE I WILL EXPLODE#WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT HIM#IS HE EVEN REAL????#OH MY FUCK#I WOULD LET HIM DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO ME#I DONT CARE#LITERALLY WHATEVER HE WANTS#I EXIST ONLY TO MAKE HIM HAPPY#I WILL KMS HES SO#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#james please give me a chance#i’ll be good#i swear#just#please#💔💔💔💔#metallica#james hetfield#james hetfield metallica
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show tempe gang crossover with the morris islanders would actually have been the best episode of bones ever. btw
#please ignore the rest of the tags i will just be making things up#okay they start out in carolina but at least half the episode takes place in dc. do not ask me how travel logistics would work#tory spends the entire episode off with tempe doing bone stuff. booth feels upstaged by a 16-year-old girl#so he goes and hangs out with ben who does NOT trust him right off the bat#ben ends up having to run him over to liri at some point because there's crime afoot and tom is busy. they spend most of the ride in silenc#ofc they end up bonding Eventually because they are both obsessed with crazy emotionally stunted redheads named t brennan#tory is more effective than any of the squinterns and manages to piss hodgins off so bad just by existing#coop hangs out in the lab as saroyan tries to kick him out thirty times. he just keeps showing up and she can't prove who's letting him in#(it's tempe.) angela loves tory but tory does not love angela back. saroyan tolerates her. sweets likes her but knows she's hiding somethin#comes to the conclusion that she can read her friends minds and slowly drives himself crazy because obviously that can't be true#tory brings hi along whenever she needs someone with people skills and he is MORE than happy to participate in a hodgins experiment#hi gets to be king of the lab for about ten minutes. shelton hits it off with angela immediately and they solve half the case together#booth fucking HATES hi because he's evasive and really good at the manipulation thing. booth can't win verbal sparring and he gets Big Mad#at one point the four of them are in an interrogation room together (MISTAKE) because tory had them meddling a little too close to the sun#and booth is trying so hard to question them which didn't work even when they COULDN'T read each other's minds#tory figures out who did it and hi steals her thunder a la shrek wasnt vandalized he gave birth#temperance tells tory 'i know you've got a secret sweets told me and even though i don't trust psychology i find he's insightful' etc etc#tory's like well i might be but i can't tell you it's not just my secret and you wouldn't believe me anyway#because let's be real tempe WOULDNT believe her#meanwhile saroyan convinced by sweets paranoia managed to get a sample of tory's blood and test it and is like HEY WHAT THE FUCK#gets hodgins and they just stare at the results together and delve into conspiracy theories. he's like i KNEW there were werewolves#they debate telling tempe but know it wouldnt end well for the kids and decide to get rid of the evidence. but hodgins is SO smug#also angela spends the whole episode trying to convince everyone hi and shelton are dating and no one believes her#they finally see them kiss or something and they're all somehow floored and angela's just like yeah? duh?#if anyone read this i'm sorry and why
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I still have not actually quilted my scrap quilt but I spread out the backing fabric to see if I have to piece it together* and look at this!!! I saw it and started cackling. It’s magnificently loud and clash-y and every color at once and I love it so much
*I don’t but I do need to iron it
#quilting wip#scrap quilt#my favorite color is apparently ALL OF THEM AT ONCE PLEASE#and I love it!#it’s ridiculous and definitely one of a kind and I really love it#sometimes things like this are helpful to keep in mind#like will I have a lasting impact on the world? idk! maybe! but whether or not I do#I made this one of a kind thing exist. it’s never existed before and never would have if I didn’t make it#it’s got fabrics from several different decades and states#and memories of so many projects and the people those other quilts were for#and also it’s bright and happy and ridiculous!!#I want to make ALL the scrap quilts!
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I need more books where the couples are happy and fulfilled together without their happy ending involving having children.
#books#romance books#book recs#romantasy books#If you have recommendations please let me know#I just...couples are a family without needing to have kids.#Those people exist and I would like to read more of that lol.#So if anyone has recommendations!!!!#please let me know#Nothing against children or anyone who wants those kind of HEA! Love them for people who want them!!!#And I hope anyone who wants kids is able to have them!!#But I want more stories where the couple is enough on their own.#Where they ARE happy and fulfilled and satisfied on their own.#It's why Book Lovers will always be it for me lmao.#chitchat
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Guys………. I think Key and Taemin had a lovechild when we weren’t looking 😳
#asia super young#albert#shinee#key#taemin#taekey#doesn’t he just give off taemin and key vibes?!?!?!#which really just translates to cunty bad bitch vibes lmaooooooo#our androgynous boys#lowkey the outfit he’s wearing is so gasoline era key#aaaaaand he’s a skilled dancer like taemin?!?!?!#shut up SHUT UP!!!!#if he ends up saying that shinee is his favorite kpop group i’m so done#like would i be surprised if he worshipped the group with some of the cuntiest men in existance?? hell no#will be happy and pleased? hell yeah!!!#taekey has some tough competition#boy is clearing coming for their crowns
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I'VE FINALLY FINISHED BROTHERSHIP IT WAS SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!!
#clai speaks#spoilers in the tags probably#ahhh first of all i am still astounded the game exists at all. we all thought m&l was done forever but here it is!!!#the timing of me playing superstar saga and getting really into mario last year couldnt have been better#i mean i probably would have played brothership still even if mario hadnt become a main interest of mine like that. but anyway#absolutely stellar re-entry into the series it did not disappoint in the SLIGHTEST#i think i 100%'d it? only thing i didnt do was finish that last dyode dance sequence but like its fiiiine#took about 50 hours i didnt get a chance to check my final time. really surprised that the game went that long!#i dont think it was a bad thing at all though. the game mostly didnt feel like it was overstaying its welcome#i did think lottacoins and the lower level solitree went a tad too long and i didnt like them but only a little. they're still fine sections#surprised that i didnt even feel like the sidequests were a drag they were all alright!#character interactions were so good ofc. love the new cast!! starlow felt a bit flat which is a shame but she also didnt appear much so#the sidequest where she visits bowser and he calls her chippy!!!! made me so happy!!!!!#all the callbacks were so good i'm glad they can still do that. yelled out loud after finding the peasley reef#docking points for no dreambert reef however. jail worthy offence#on reclusa specifically i dont have a lot to say about his character he's just your typical evil for the sake of evil villain#but i have to say i Love his design. the really exaggerated facial expressions and that clown neck frill. really fun character actually!!#ahhh call me childish but i'm never a fan of endings where friends separate but i like to think the second uni-tree--#--will allow them to link back up once its grown and can generate more connectar to do it#cant say if its my favorite yet bc recency bias is still too fresh but its absolutely my second favorite m&l game at least!!#i havent played paper jam yet i wanted to play the original paper mario and spm first. but i always hear its bad so??#brothership is at least on par with dream team for me rn. absolutely stellar game#i hope this means we'll get more m&l someday! i've already left a very positive response on the survey they put out#anyway. now to decide what to play next because i have a MASSIVE backlog of games and i didnt think this would take this long BJDHJFHF#10/10!!!! please play brothership immediately
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