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[mrfartpowered]

OH MY GODDDDDDD OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUN !!!!!!!!! I literally keep opening up ur ask and staring at it and trying to think and i have just not been creative enough GJDNSFKKD 😭😭 bless u for sharing these thought omg obsessed……..Howard w a little hat i CANT that’s so good. That’s sooooo good. And jealous little thief Randy is so perfect, imagine a Sorcerer’s Identity/Supremacy storyline in this ‘verse, where Randy finally gets to actually use the hat..he’d fumble soo bad HAHA all like “okay yeah I’m not cut out for this no thank you. HOWARD. HOWAAARD PUT THIS ON”

latching onto the debbie/heidi swap so hard that is SO fun, i live for the kind of tension that kinda scenario would create. Heidi with all the determination of Debbie, the social prowess from being a well-connected upperclassman, yet somehow she can’t figure out the Sorcerer’s true identity?? if only idiot brother and his weirdo friend would stop getting in her way, UGH!

@mrfartpowered hey remember when i told you about my randyverse au and you said you wanted to know more about the swap au? yeah here's some stuff about it

So the ninjanomicon is an evil, posessive book that turns whoever reads it insane. The Sorcerer is a mythical hero that's been protecting Norrisvile from it's wrath for centuries. Every 4 years, a student form NHS is chosen to wield the mystical powerballs and protect Norrisvile from monsters and shit.

I'm thinking instead of a mask, Howard has to carry around a little hat that forms into the a sorcerer's gown when worn. He wields a magic staff with a powerball on it that lets him use it's magic.

Howard and Randy swap personalities a bit. Howard's responsible and cares about others enough to put himself in danger for them, if not a bit cowardly. A well meaning idiot, he tries to avoid trouble, but unfortuntely for him, Randy has no limits.

Randy is upbeat, energetic, and constantly searching for the next fun/cool thing to do. He's constantly pulling Howard in with his antics, which Howard has to get them out of. He doesn't really care for anyone else outside of them two.

Of course, Randy's the only one who knows Howard's secret. He thinks it's cool as HELL. Kinda jealous too. He's absolutely ran off with the hat like, 3 times.

the whole identity thing is still intact. Howard can't tell anyone he's the sorcerer or else he'll be forced to give up the hat and mind wipe. once he graduates, he'll mind wipe and the powerball will absorb his memories for the future sorcerer's to use.

I'm thinking the equivalent of going inside the nomicon is summoning plop plop/finja/previous sorcerer's with the powerball. ya know how aang summons previous avatars in atla? something like that. whenever howard needs help, he summons them with a specfic spell, and they give him some weird fortune-cookie lesson.

i'm thinking mac antfee and mcfist swap places. McFist was a previous Sorcerer who didn't mind wipe, and is now after the powerballs. Mac Antfee is the town's lovable gazillionare that's now possessed by the nomicon. They both regularly send monsters and robots to the school to destroy the sorcerer. Viceory stays the same, still being employed by McFist and building his robots.

there's some sort of eqivulant to the sorceress and the tengu, but i have NO clue what that could be.

Gamehole is now the HoleGame, because it's funny.

Debbie/Heidi swap??? Theresa and Debbie hosts the towns 3rd biggest MeCast, and Heidi's trying to find out who the sorcerer is, unbeknownst to her, she lives with him.

yeeeeee

[jiggy-manda]

gf!casey novak headcanons [2]

part 1

sfw

she was the one to make the first move

she was so nervous to ask you out but a good pep talk from olivia and slight bullying session from alex finally pushed her to go through with it

overthinks a lot about her relationship with you because she thinks you deserve better

you always remind her she’s perfect for you but she’s just nervous sometimes 💔

she loves watching movies with you after a long or particularly stressful shift. she doesn’t enjoy the movies as much as she does clinging to you throughout them, though.

she always makes you choose the movie!! sometimes you can finally make her give in and choose one for once, but she’s just so determined to please you that she’ll end up picking one she knows you’ll enjoy

loves taking you out to fancy dinners

but also recognizes that it’s not completely your scene

she pays attention to you during these situations to see if you need to leave or take a break from the event <3

she lets you play your music in the car, even if it’s not the type she usually listens to or enjoys

she LOOOOVES showing you off!! she’s a bit protective at first ofc and kind of wanted to keep you her little secret but eventually she just couldn’t hide her obsession w you anymore

lots of non sexual intimacy like when you shower together and she cleans you <3

gets SUPER nervous any time something even seems slightly off with you because she needs to make sure you’re 100% okay all the time

defends you to the ends of the earth even if you’re wrong (she’ll let you know later and scold you when nobody else is around)

nsfw

tends to have a really high sex drive after closing a satisfying case

her sex drive plummets after a particularly hard or draining case tho

BUT sometimes after those hard and draining cases she’ll let you eat her out to calm her down and give her some relief <3

if you ever attend a court proceeding where she’s the prosecutor, she’ll make sure to show off during her close-ups

she loves ruffling your feathers when she knows you can’t do anything about it; when you’re at a restaurant, when you’re at the store, when you’re at the table next to her entire team…

everything she does is purposeful. even if it seems like she stuttered a bit during her “performance” or made a mistake, it’s always something she does to make you go insane or get more desperate— or just to make you impatient

MESSYYYYYYY when she eats you out. she loves basically destroying you with her tongue and getting as many orgasms out of you as possible. the sounds she makes when she’s eating you out >>>>>

she’s obsessed w the sounds your pussy makes when she’s eating you out; it’s part of why she’s so messy with it

she’ll take you out to nice events with super expensive outfits just so she can rip it off you later. she has the salary of an ADA; she can just buy you a new one :>

buys you expensive lingerie just to ruin it

again, she can just buy more

loves dressing you up in different pieces <3 you’re like her little sexy barbie doll

her hands are fucking insane we all know that… and she uses it to her advantage!!!! that little shit….

wears outfits that highlight her cleavage when you go out on expensive dates

teases you during the dates <3 especially when she leans forward to talk to you

loves taking care of you!!! sexually or just emotionally!!

always comes up with new things to try; she loves experimenting!! especially with you as her little test subject 🫣

could spend a whole day in bed with you, genuinely. the amount of times she’s almost ignored her work calls just to continue pleasing you is borderline truant.

loves being a service top <3 she doesn’t even need you to reciprocate because satisfying you gets her off

SOOO SWEET LIKE YEAH SHE CAN BE A HARD DOM SOMETIMES BUT DEEP DOWN SHE’S JUST A SOFT TEDDY BEAR WHO WANTS TO PLEASE YOU <333

AAAAAAH CASEY NOVAK JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

[loose-angel]

My Princess | Neteyam

pairing: Neteyam x na'vi! reader summary: What happens when you suddenly realize your feelings for your childhood best friend, Neteyam Sully? tags: fluff, miscommunication (a tiny bit), just cute stuff :3, childhood friends to lovers w/c: 1.8k notes: aaaaaa i hope u guys like this T T took me sooooo long to write,, i still have crazyyyyy writers block but im doing my best to make the best shit for this community <333 anw enjoy the read!!

You had grown up incredibly close to Neteyam. Watching as his youthful features had turned sharp, watching as he filled out his body, shoulders broadening, voice deepening, and muscles forming. Truth be told, you had not entirely noticed the change. You saw him everyday, it was almost a routine to be around one another, whether you’re dining with the Sullys, or Neteyam (and his siblings) dining at yours, you two were attached by the hip. Inseparable. So it came as a surprise to you when one day, you suddenly noticed just how much your best friend had changed. 

He greeted you in the morning, just like every morning, both him and Lo’ak offering you flowers they picked out on the way to your house. It was more of a brotherly-love action than anything else. Though you noticed something different.

“Good morning princess,” Neteyam smirked as Lo’ak bowed, offering his flower obnoxiously.

Was Neteyam’s voice always this low? Did his smile always make you feel fluttering in your stomach? Since when did his arms get so big?

“Morning losers,” You cleared your throat, bashful, you looked away, letting your braids cover your eyes. “Thanks for the flowers.” you grab the flowers out of their hands and place them in a vase along with the rest of the flowers they had gifted you this week.

“So what’s the plan today?” You ask.

Lo’ak throws an arm around you, pulling your body into his, “No idea, why don’t you play dolls with Kiri or something.” You rolled your eyes.

“Yeah, you know what? I’d rather spend time with Kiri than your sorry asses.” With that, you began sprinting towards the Sully home. As you ran, you hear similar steps behind you. You turn around and are met with the sight of the two Sully brothers chasing after you. You squeal. You picked up the pace, light on your toes.

Your fear dissipates as you approach the entrance to the Sully household, you were a few feet away when you felt a heavy impact on your body. You fall to the ground with a grunt. 

You look up at your attacker, hissing. 

“So sorry princess,” Neteyam fusses, pushing himself up to make it so that he is hovering over you, instead of putting his entire body mass on your small frame. This was usual between the two of you. You guys always wrestled and more often than not, Neteyam wins those sessions. So why is it now that you flush under his gaze? Before you approach your conclusion, Neteyam waves a hand in front of your face.

“Get up lazy skxawng!” Lo’ak snickers as he passes the both of you. You push yourself up and dust your loin cloth, clearing your throat. 

You hated how you were so affected over his little nickname for you. Neteyam (and Lo’ak) have been calling you princess ever since you three learned how to talk. Again, it was more of a brotherly-love kind of thing, especially because you grew up with no other siblings after you. So they decided to become your brothers, yet now, you can’t seem to feel anything less than a crush on your mock ‘older brother’.

Kiri steals you away from her brothers the moment you step foot in their home, dragging you into a rather isolated corner. 

“Y/N! I feel there’s something you’re not telling me,” She grinned, peering up at you cheekily. There was nothing to hide from Kiri, you told her every single thing that has ever happened to you, and she does the same. 

“I’m not hiding anything.” You muttered. You hid nothing except your raging crush on her older brother, but she didn’t need to know that.

“Are you sure?” Kiri leans in, “Are you sure you’re not gonna tell me about your crush on my older brother?” You gasped, hands flying to cover her mouth. How did she find out? You could’ve sworn that you didn’t tell anyone, at all!

Kiri licks your palm, forcing you to let go. “So my suspicions were right,”

“Kiri rutxe, don’t tell anyone, especially him,” You nod in Neteyam’s direction, the both of you look over. The eldest Sully has Tuk on his hip, bouncing around and whispering jokes into their youngest’s ear, it’s an endearing sight. One that has your heart clenching and mind racing. One that lets your mind wander into the life of a family with Neteyam. 

“I won't, but your ogling heart eyes won’t help hide it.” Kiri interrupted your thoughts, rolling her eyes, falling onto her side. Your eyes shift from the siblings to the na’vi girl. You bit your lip. 

“Yeah, yeah, okay, I’ll try to hide it better.”

A few days had passed, and in this time span, you decided to completely hide yourself from Neteyam, which was a pretty difficult job. He had gone to your house for the first two days, and you had kindly asked your parents to turn him away with the lame excuse that you were sick. 

On the third day, Lo’ak comes knocking at your door.

“Lo’ak, why are you here, I told mama to not let Neteyam in.” You sighed, eyeing down the na’vi boy who now leans against the entrance to your ‘room’.

“Yeah tsmukan, not me, skxawng.” Lo’ak plops himself into your hammock, pushing against your limbs rather roughly. You scooch over and he lays next to you, throwing an arm over your waist. 

“So why are you avoiding us?” He hummed, leaning to look over at you. You turn your head to avoid his gaze. 

Over the course of your isolation, you pondered over your feelings. Coming to accept that you simply couldn’t live a life without Neteyam. You tried imagining a life with the other clan members but nothing felt the same. Hell, you even tried imagining Neteyam with another mate, and your mind simply couldn’t conjure up an image. You didn’t want to tell anyone. If news spread that you, a simple Omaticaya girl, had great feelings for Neteyam, the future olo’eyktan, the whole clan would laugh at you. Yet you couldn’t bring yourself to lie to Lo’ak.

“I needed time to think,” You mumbled, hoping your answer would stave off his curiosity for the time being. Lo’ak only hummed, waiting for you to continue. “I needed to figure out my feelings.”

“For tsmukan right?” You audibly gasped, did Kiri tell him? 

“Don’t go crazy, I figured it out on my own, it’s not like it wasn’t blaringly obvious anyway.” You groan and tuck your face away from the world. How many more people have noticed?

“You better tell him soon, or some other girl might snatch him.” Lo’ak sing-songed, placing a foot on the ground to rock the hammock from side to side. 

“Fine, fine, you convinced me,” You rolled your eyes, “I just want to get it over with anyway.” Just as you said, you hoped that you can get these feelings behind you as fast as possible and return back to normal. Truthfully, the past few days were absolutely miserable without Neteyam’s presence, but you simply couldn’t bring yourself to hang out with him. It was difficult to just look over your new found feelings for your best friend and you actually felt like it was unfair to him for you to do such a thing, taking advantage of him not knowing about your feelings for him for some kind of gratitude.

Though, today was different. Today you were going to meet up with Neteyam, tell him how you feel, you’ll laugh at it for a minute or two, and resume your normal lives, nothing could go wrong. 

After a few hefty minutes of searching, you finally find Neteyam in a calmer, less dense area of the forest. You make no effort to conceal your presence as you approach him. He’s turned away from you, yet his ears tell you that he’s well aware that it’s you who is nearing him. 

“Ma’Neteyam,” You greet softly, reaching out your hand, you run the tips of your fingers on the side of his arm, the muscle tensing underneath your touch. 

“Ma’Y/N,” He turns to you, gaze hardened, “My princess, where have you been?”

Your ears flatten against your head underneath the boy’s gaze. You knew it was wrong to basically cut contact for a few days but you had to! There was nothing else you wanted to do at that time but to get to the bottom of your feelings, and now, you know. You know that you’re so deeply in love with your best friend that it pains you to imagine him with someone else, though there is not much you could do about it.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to –” Before you could continue, Neteyam wraps his arms around you and pulls you into his chest, nuzzling his nose onto the top of your head. The both of you sink into the hug, muscles gradually relaxing. Although you would love to stay like this, in his arms, until the end of eternity, you still needed to come clean to Neteyam.

After a while, you pull your head away from his chest.

“Neteyam,” You called out, peering up at him through your eyelashes. “I must tell you something.” 

He hums and says nothing more, opening his eyes, his soft gaze meeting yours.

“I promise you’re gonna laugh your ass off after hearing this, but here I go,” You take a breath, “I like you, Neteyam. Hell, I love you even! I spent the last few days away from you because I needed to figure it all out, I just suddenly felt. . . everything for you.” You shift your eyes away from his own towards the end of your confession. You wait a beat or two, waiting for a chuckle, a laugh, anything.

“I don’t want anything from you ma’Neteyam, I just wanted to get this off my chest and we can go back to normal.” You look back up at the boy, now nervous over his lack of reaction. He’s just looking at you. You try to decipher what he’s thinking, yet his eyes tell you nothing. His ears are flat against his head, and his tail is swinging wildly behind him, but he has yet to say a word.

“Are you serious?” He muttered. You gulped nervously. 

You had prepared yourself for a scenario that Neteyam wouldn’t find any of this funny and your relationship with him would fade away as you know it, yet all the preparation in the world won’t save you from the intense heartache that you feel rising. 

Before you could say anything else, Neteyam picks you up into his arms. 

“Princess this is great!” He grins, spinning you around, you squeal in shock, hands tight on his wrists as he continues to spin you. 

“I thought you had begun to hate me, I’m so glad you like me too Y/N, you have no idea how long I’ve waited for you to feel the same about me!” Neteyam is rambling at this point, his hands still holding onto your waist even after he sets you back on the ground. 

“You like me too?” You trailed off, you could barely process what was reality at this point. Though the warmth that bubbled in your chest suggested otherwise.

“I always did Yawne.”

[dreamties]

Various! Horror Reacting to their S/O Sleeping W/ Stuffed Animals

A/n- Let me know what character's I should do for the prompt next :D

Inspired by a previous headcanon set I did! If you want to read some quick ones for Billy/Stu, Brahms & Michael -> click here

T/W for some mild language + mentions of torture !! <3

This set includes: The Sinclair Brothers, Randy Meeks + Sidney Prescott

Taglist: @strawberry-moonpies —> let me know if you’d like to be added or removed from this list <3

Sinclair Brothers

None of them really mind <33 except Bo, he's a totaly stinker abt it >:(

Bo finds it weird and he lets you know that. he is literally the lamest partner when it comes to this . . . don't let his negativity bog you down tho, hun!! his brothers are far kinder on it, you don't need Bo's stupid reaction <3333

having said all that about Bo . . . there is some redemption for him!! when he starts noticing you acting funny or a little down around him, he realizes it's his doing and he has a lot of guilt & regret about how he acted.

he'll get you a plainer looking doll, or get Vin's help to sew something up for ya. He leaves it on your side of the bed and doesn't say a word about it . . . neither should you. Be appreciative of what he did, just don't tell him that. He'll just pretend he had nothing to do with it, and get all flustered.

Bo might be kind of a dick to you about it, but if anyone that's NOT him does it?? if someone's passing by and they think they just get free range on the language they use?? oh, hell no!

he has a few tricks up his sleeves, I promise <3 (these may, or may not, include more torturous methods when dealing with guests . . .)

Lester thinks it's mighty sweet!! an' he ain't got much to judge, he knows he's a lil weird. he don't mind ur weirdness tho <33

creativity seems to run in the family, cause sometimes he'll take the animals off the road 'n he likes to skin em and make lil furs out of em. not so much taxidermy . . . he ain't got the patience for that

and i bet he would ADORE to make ya a lil somethin from those critters <3

what's better than seeing your lover all safe and cozy, cuddled up with somethin-- than when that somethin is one of your own creations??

yeah ... nothings really better than that, huh? <3

Vincent's not one to judge on such a small thing. he's spent so much time feeling like the odd one out, for mannerisms and facial deformities . . . and you're so sweet and kind hun . . .

he'd hate to upset ya, especially over something so insignificant.

it brightens his day seeing you down in his studio space with him, while you happily watch him work, while holding a floppy-eared fuzzy pal close to ur arms <333

Randy Meeks

he thinks it's a little silly but mostly endearing <3

he won't poke fun at you . . . unlike certain Scream boys (cough cough Billy n Stu... cough cough)

randy loves doing little voice impressions, and my favorite concept is him playing around with ur stuffies and making them say silly things. or sometimes, since he's a bit of a romantic, but also awkward n nerdy he'd make them say things like "i love you" <3

Sidney Prescott

Tatum still has a ton of stuffies from when she was a kid, and some of her current faves are definitely ones that Stu have gotten for her

Sidney doesn't really sleep w/ any of her stuffies, but she does keep them out on her bed sometimes or on her dresser as like, decoration.

long story short -> she honestly gets it! sleeping with a stuffy is nice, and she wants you to sleep well <3 there is nothing wrong with ur stuffies <333

after the ghostface attacks!! she tends to be more closed off to other people, sort of weary, and isn't always good with contact/touch. the two of y'all's favorite way to sleep is in the same bed, next to each other, but cuddled up with ur comfort buddies instead of holding each other :'3

[v3nusxsky]

Hey!! I know you said earlier that you are swamped with lesso requests, so really please dont feel like you have to write this. I just had this idea for an agere fic, so yknow how in the school for good and evil movie, when rafal is trying to destroy the schools, and he turns the staff (including lesso and dovey) into dolls?? What if reader is their girlfriend, and she didnt get turned into a doll because dovesso hid her in a room away from rafal so she doesnt get hurt. And reader notices that her mommas havent come back for quite some time, so she goes to search for them. She finds them as dolls, and at first she thinks its funny and she plays with them, but then she starts to miss the real human them and gets really upset. Once rafal is defeated, they turn back into their regular human forms (and remember everything that happened while they were dolls) and they comfort reader to make her feel better, super fluffy ending?? LOVE your writing, i hope youre having a great day. <333

Dolly heart

*Authors note~ I'm sorry it's taking ages for this to be posited but Agere will always have my heart, slowly smashing out these requests and getting ahead of myself which means you'll have fics prepared for when I move :)*

Trigger warnings~ little r Leonora mumma and Clarissa mommy Rafal being a horrid human sad little r

Prompt~ see ask^^^^

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Your girlfriends would always protect you and put your safety and health above their own. It took loving you for them to finally accept the love they'd been denying all the years for one another. And then they realised you regressed, allowing them to function as your caregivers which only strengthened their feelings for you and each other. When you regressed they took you to your old chambers in the school for good, where you had everything your little mind could ever think of.

This particular day, you happened to be snuggled up in the bed with your mommas happily suckling on your fingers as you dozed in and out of consciousness. That's when they heard it, the bang. What on earth would the Nevers and Evers doing now that would be so loud? But then came the terrified screams. Both woman made sure you would be happy and have all your needs met when you awaken before carefully leaving you to rest, they had every hope to be back before you even realised they had gone. But Rafal had other plans for the women.

Waking up cold was something you hated in either mindset, normally you'd have the warmth of at least one of your girls but not today. Your little mind struggled to understand where they'd gone. You spotted your favourite sippy cup and your favourite biscuit shaped like little animals at the bedside, all ready for you to pick at. But soon after you began to notice their absence again, you truly didn't know what to do or where they were which caused you to cry.

Twenty minutes of crying had you trying to escape the bed and flee the room, angry whines of frustration when you couldn't open the door. But after a few minutes of tugging and crying you managed to get it open just enough for you to slip through the gap. There you managed to stumble your way through the halls until you entered the great hall. Colourful and pretty much the dream wonderland for your mindset, but the best part was it came with dolly's.

Both mommas knew just how much you loved dolly's so of course they'd surprise you with dolls in certain places that you'd happen to find. This time it appears you'd been extra good because of the number of dolly's. If you were less excited and in more of a mature mindset you would've noticed the likeness to the people you call friends and your lovers. But you weren't, so with an excited squeal you threw yourself to the ground and scooped up the two dolls that looked like your mommas. "Momma" you whimpered stroking the dolls curly hair, "mommy!" You squeaked happily twirling the doll so her dress moves.

For a while you acted out all the little things your mind came up with, from momma and mommy being with you to adding in your friends miniature versions, going through daily things as you babbled to yourself happily. Looking at the Lesso doll had tears sprinting into your eyes, "mamamama" you babbled as the sadness overwhelmed you. "Want mamama mommmy" you whimpered putting the dolls down gently before curling into yourself in an attempt to self soothe.

You cried yourself to sleep on the cold hard floor, which is how you missed you dolls turning into the usual selves. Leonora was first to run to you, Doveys good instincts wanting her to check on everyone first, she know lesso would make sure your okay. "Dove? Wake up my little devil. Wake up for momma" she murmured while trailing her finger through your hair in a soothing manner. "Momma" you blinked sleepily coming to rub the sleep out of your tired eyes, "miss yous where gones?" That moment you caught sight of your mommy you could've sobbed for joy.

"Hi baby" Clarissa murmured coming to scoop you up in her arms, "I missed you sweet girl, and thank you for being so kind to those dolly's angel, we are very proud of you little love." At the mention of the dolls you began to search the room, not finding any dolls which caused you to cry. "What's wrong my darling?"Clarissa murmured now coming to rub your back in a soothing manner. "Mana dolly gones!" You sobbed hiccuping as the sobs wracked your body. "You want a mama dolly baby?" You nodded watching as Leonora magically produced two dolls, exact replicas of what you were playing with before. "Let's go lay down my love, I'm sure you wanna show momma and mommy dolly to all your other stuffies don't you?"

Word count~ 1019

[rockintapper]

hi again!!!!!1

the 1first one, the 2second one

heres me saying stuff about rhythm heaven fever charactersss yaaaayyyy

title girl - pres A and B to start!; what have they done to you

marshal, cam, and miss ribbon: the sillies ever hellooo hiii yayyy,,

monkey and mandrill (hole in one): someone in a yt comment section headcanoned that these two were gods. uh

golfer - is your foot okay

robot (gray/grey): oh, yeah!

robot (white): let's go! (screwbot factory 2 is so fun to play ^_^)

see and saw: YAOIIIIIIIIIIIIII

a boy/kouhai: autism be damned my guy can KICK /silly

his crush/senpai: ngl if i were kouhai i'd be blushing too

weasel couple: why is the girl weasel pink. why. why. why. w

fork: fork

monkey (tambourine): YOURE SO CUTE I WANNA SQIUSH YOU RHAUHURHUAHRAUHHRAHRAHARHU

frogs (tambourine): guh

the executives: they make good points. [spinning in a chair]

assistant: woouohwouuouwowuuowuuH

small monkeys: GOD I LOVE MONKEY WATCH /ref

monkey (remix 2): why is the girl monkey pink. why. why. why. w (shes serving though)

dough dudes: thats what theyre called???

mr. game and watch: what's a guy like you doin in a game like this? /silly

widget: hi widgets (i love built to scale 2 rhf)

baxter and forthington: YAOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

muscle doll: [heavy sigh]

reporter: wubadubaduba, 'zat true?

wrestler: e.

employee #333-4-591032: is munchy momnk your cousin or something /pos

microbe: THEYRE COLORED LIKE IKIGUSARE /VVVVPOS

demons: STOP STEALING FROM PEOPLE

pinwheel girl: gender? i barely know her

another child: wait i thought that was the pinwheel girls mom. wdym shes Another Child /gen

ann glerr: she has muscles. Muscles. character made specifically for lesbians /j

quicknibble: tniy snalll lmaoooo

pausegill: pausegill what the fuck /ref

threefish: once you get the hang of threefish, catch of the day is gg ez no re (<- got it immediately)

captain tuck: he'd be a polar bear. prove me wrong /j; him in the superd screen AHHH /VPOS

flippers: the cuties wauuwiuawuaiwa <333

pitcher: fuckin idiot hats what you get for cheating /lh

slugger:SLUGGER??? S;UGG??ER/ SLIUGG??? SWLUD?? SLGU..?? SLUG??? Watashime S

the huebirds of nah im skipping this one

rhythm rockets: no way its rocket rhythmrocket on tumbler!!! i didnt know they were in this game!! /silly

uh… those guys?: donk DWONK!; man. donk-donk gives me so much joy forever. i love donk-donk.

bossa and nova: they would do so many arts and crafts projects together <3

love posse ft. mc adore: into you! (into you!) (love rap is kinda hard for because i keep tapping too early :( )

the tall TAPPPEOPFWHOULWRIBUILRBVBWEFYBNOIQDWR3YW808u(&^^^^#$q@#%^THE TAPT T AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the shrimp scamperers: you will never be them /j

school library pep squad: let's everybody go! yay!

bunny man: bunny man 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

girl from samurai slice 2: YAAAAY SHES SO HAPPY AAUHIGHLFVHUBFW THE CUTIE YAYYY

the dough person from working dough 2: what's in that cup. what does that Liquid taste like. is it tea

lady golfer: so proud of her transition <3 /j

cat: Cat. C (hi kasper)

pigeon (hato-kun): boy why you so eepy

clock (mezamashi-kun):if i was that pigeon id have such a negative reaction to that ringing (i hate alarms

beans (omame-chan): i almost didnt notice you hello hi

lady cupid: her and love-san HATE each other /silly

kasuke and kosuke: YURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

girl's basketball team: why is the hoop alive

frog and frog princess: what if people mistake them for a roach and

chameleon: a precursor to that chameleon minigame in megamix

flies: whats the point of this one

clap trap doll: people Despise you and im curious as to why

driver: tHE FUCKING CHICKNE??? FROM

lieutenant: it's you!

police call guy MY SON HE HAS EVERY DIEASE THE CUTIE THE SILLY MY BABY MY BOY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WANNA CRUSH HIM LIKE A BUG /VAFF

mr. hi-hat: if you were used in a normal drum set you would not survive

springs (hi-hat): MR UPBEAT??

rhythm fighters: i dont really care about these guys. uh yaoi

okay thas it.

WOWWOWWOW. OTOKO WA

MISSING YOU SABISHII

OH IT'S BLUE…

CRYING /LY

copy and pasted from notepad in case something happened while i edited this post!

[glitchydyke]

what's hatchetfield ?

it’s a series of musicals by starkid!!!!! there’s three in the series rn: the guy who didn’t like musicals, black friday, and nerdy prudes must die :] (plus a bunch of short stories under the group name nightmare time & nightmare time 2)

each of them is set in a town called hatchetfield, where things r um. kind of fucked. on account of the group of eldritch gods using it as a personal plaything <3 each musical is set in a different iteration of the town though, with the vibes of like either a time loop or parallel universes, where everything is the same but different, a little bit to the left.

spoilers of the plot of each one ahead now !!!!

tgwdlm is the first of the series!! it’s about an average office worker guy named paul (MYYYY <33333333) who. well. hates musicals. and to his dismay becomes the unwilling protagonist in one when hatchetfield is infected by a musical alien parasite via a meteor

bf is the next, about sisters lex and hannah foster and a man called tom houston, who’s emma’s brother-in-law. lex is a worker at toyzone, a toy store selling the new famous toy tickle-me-wiggly. and things get a little bit murdery when the adults in the mall begin to form a cult over the doll, killing each other to obtain one

and the newest one is npmd, which came out abt a week ago!! it’s about a group of teenagers, peter, richie (ALSO MY <333 + played by the same actor as paul), ruth, steph, and grace, who’re haunted and hunted by the demon-ghost of a former classmate who’s intent on killing everyone he’s personally deemed deserves it.

it makes me. fucking insane. the way that things in each version of hatchetfield are different, but there are still some constants; my favourite of which is that paul and emma, the characters from the first musical, will always ALWAYS find each other. in every timeline, they’re destined to find each other, but never destined to have their happy ending. destined to fall in love, to become each other’s light in the darkness, each other’s home, but it’s never built to last.

it’s also really really fucking fascinating to see these characters fight desperately against the gods toying with them, to form such beautiful bonds and relationships, to keep themselves alive as these horrific things happen around them, knowing that… does any of it even matter? this is one timeline out of infinite, one world out of countless, does any of it even matter? does their fight even matter, when at the end of the day, it could all be erased by a bored god snapping his fingers? does their love hold any power against beings that can’t be understood, can’t be reasoned with?

and that’s not even mentioning the fucking music oh my god. my faves are lah dee dah dah day, not your seed, let it out, inevitable, feast or famine, take me back, black friday, what if tomorrow comes, high school is killing me, nerdy prudes must die, if i loved you, and the summoning. yes that’s a lot but FUCKKKK i love these musicals soundtracks good lord.

OKAY ALL IN ALL. it’s a series of horror-comedy musicals set in the fictional town of hatchetfield, each surrounding a different group of civilians as they fight to survive against some sort of horror brought about by an eldritch god. they’re v v good and the official pro-shots are all on the starkid youtube channel, along w the nightmare time stories!!!! would absolutely recommend them they r both so fun and sillay and also make me physically ill to analyse i cannot dress this enough. life and death and fate and choice and love and hatred and trying to stay together even as the universe rips you apart

[nityarawal]

1/8/22

Shark Bait- RIP Lori Clark Viviano

Morning Songs

On A Ranch

In The Country

On The Move

To A Farm

Got A Great

Sharkbait Fable

To Tell My Loves

Dealing With Cowgirls

Stalking Me

Hopefully Not

Meth Heads Again

Sharkbait

Mantra

Keeping Me Happy

Disclosing Songs

About Attys And Trolls

Creativity Flowing

Who Would've Thought

Secrets

Of Science Creative

Intelligence

Free For Our Lot

Tapping Into Genius

A Physicists'

Prerogative

S.C.I.

Singing

Science

Of Creative Intelligence

Reminded By A Love

Over And Over Again

Repeatedly 

Throughout My Life

Monks

Came 

Wondering In

Thankyou Buddha's

Dalai Lama

Rawal Gotra

Gautama

From Rawal

Village

Shantaram

Sang To Me

Pujas Of India

Can't Hate Him

You See

Buddha's Barefoot

Walking

Humbly

Compassionately

Eyes Wide

Brown Pools

Mystery

Sharkbait

Don't Want To Scare

You

Saucer Eyes

Got So Many Warnings

About Encinitas

Shark Attacks

In The Papers

From Detention

Centers

Shark Bait

They Like The Old

Attys

Crunchy

Shark Bait

Lagging Behind

Can't Make

These Miracles

Up

Sharkbait

"Barracuda Mamma"

Demise

In, "A Scuba Accident,"

Says Her Daughter

Morgan

Viviano

With A Fine Arts 

Degree

Do You Like My Photos

Darling

Do You Like My Songs

We Can See Rocks

Of Aguanga

Telling A Shark

Fable

Fertility Stories

Tadpoles

For Minions

Sharkbait

Baby

Don't Let That

Happen To You

Hmm

Shark Bait

How Many Attys

Swimming In Your

Pods

My Love

Sharkbait 

Judges Of Court

Perhaps

Judge Clark

Judge Davis

Nadia

Kelly Mok

Mathew Brower

Sawbraw

Sharkbait

Story

Killed Brown Kids

Don't You Know 

Thought Someone's

Plea Bargain

Better Than A

Caged Gag

Sharkbait 

Going Blue

Investigating

Scuba Diving 

Accidents

At Court

Aren't You

Don't See

Anything

On June 24, 2022

Sharkbait 

Foul Play

Where'd They Kill,

"Barracuda Mamma,"

Marilyn

Norma Jean

This Time

5 "W's" Please

Sharkbait 

Journalists

Full Disclosure

Need Stories

With Names

Accomplices

Pathology Reports

Autopsies

Lesbian Lovers

Did Charles Viviano

Her X husband Attorney

Have His Starter Wife

Snuffed

On A Gambling

#Trumpleberry Plea

With Secret Service

Oathkeeper

Proud Boyss

Class Action

Conservators'

Moles

In My Attys

Offices'

In Sandiego

333 Camino Del Norte

Gay Daddies

#PrinceOfPegging 

Voting With Their

Feet On Bribes

In Militia

Junkies

Don't Break Me

Please

Like You Smeared

Your Orange Troll

Like You Smeared

The District Attorney

Like You Smeared Her Daughter

Like You Drugged

My Kids And Me

Natives Make

Dolls Of Those

Pillow People And

Trolls

Still Sell 

Them Vintage

In The Stores'

Ebay Can Memoralise

Lori Clark Viviano

Her Demise

Troll Doll With A Shark

Mermaids Won

Lisbhet

Lizard Queen's 

Went To The 5th

Dimension

Too Rancid

With Stress

Ama

Toxins

Whales

Reptilian 

Whale

Sank In The Ocean

Moby Dick Proportion

Sank

Sharkbait 

Don't Eat Them

Or They'll Eat You

Attorneys

Don't Swim

With Them

The Fables

Are True

Paint Stories

Sing Legends

Listen

Babies 

Hear

My Darlings

Wonder

What Pope

Frances

Pontifex

Says About

Great Miracles

Of A, "Barracuda

Mamma,"

Surrendering

Her Body

Like A Deer To

The Lord Of

The Ocean

Like A Lamb At Sea

Our Mermaids

Rejoice Finally Free

Wondering 

You'll Write

Another Psalm

For Thee

Mermaids Of

The Ocean

Reportin' Foul Play

That's What

We Sang

Snow

Called 

My Daughter & Me

Mermaids 

Of The Ocean

Aguanga Rejoice Legends

Singin' 'Ya All

Free

Peace

Free

Shanti

Peace

Free

Nitya4Eternity 

Peace

Shanti

Free

Peace

Shanti

Free

Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal 

[logicroute]

yawmm yttd social media au <333

enjoy this mess, under cut ! CHECK OUT THE #rexs yttd au FOR MORE FUNNY INFO!!

Sara - COOKING CHANNEL SARA, vlogs time to time. collabs with joe, ramaru, and anzu(calls themself the ‘scuinky gang’, anzus idea) a good amount, sometimes with the others. Most active socials are insta, twitter, and tiktok (all @SAMURAIONNNA) Joe - fashion channel. Vlogs… a lot, does ‘my morning routine’ videos and all of that stuff, collabs with the scuinky gang a lot. Uses insta/tiktok a lot, (@DATAZUNA) also has a tumblr for OOTD photos! (same @ as insta). Sometimes make up videos !! not a lot tho Keiji - Only on insta, posts photos of his kids. his @ is something lame and boring like his name, shows up in the back of saras videos when hes babysitting, in short, L loser dad. Shin - Twitch streamer, HAS A VSTREAMER MODEL PROVE ME WRONG. Posts vods on youtube, on twitter, insta, and tumblr (rarely posts on tiktok, if he does its just shitposts) all under @beanieboy.. Inside joke with reko. FRIENDS WITH REKO. HE DOES MUSIC 4 HER BAND (MOSTLY LIKE, FUNY VITURAL DRUMS AND STUFF) Cute catboy model, swears like a sailor. Plays a lot of horror games, loves them. Bullied by his chat :( Reko - ofc, runs a youtube channel for her band, pretty popular!! Friends with shin, ofc, dating nao #naorekocanon. Posts the most on the bands socials (@ is samuraiba).but also has a personal stuff (under just yasureko) for outfits and makeup. posts tutorials 4 guitar, drums(bongos), u name it, its on the youtube channel PLUSPLUS music videos and live songs! Leader of the Slander Shin Club in his twitch stream chats. Also a mod in them! Alice - Co-owns the Samurai Yaiba socials, posts the more funny stuff out of him and reko. Personal socials are @ALAL, nickname from reko. A lot of behind the scene stuff, some outfits. Isn’t that active

Nao - ART TUTORIALS/SPEED PAINTS !!!!!!! SOMETIMES MISHIMA/REKO SHOWS UP!! Insta/twitter for comms and all of that fun stuff. Maybe, time to time, sewing videos. Vlogs about daily life, such as her buying new paints etc. Socials is @naopaints 

Kanna - PLANT CHANNEL WITH KUGIE !! shin shows up in the bgs/in the videos (forced to be there). Good vibes all around! On social @ is kanplants. Tuts on how 2 grow some types of plants, life hacks 4 plants. Just all abt plants !!!!

Kai - small cooking channel, isnt all that active, mostly shows up on saras. No social media other than like, twitter 4 dming ppl. @ is KaiCooks. One viral video w/o a collab w/ Qtaro, ended badly. 

Mishima - Basic teacher videos, but art themed!! Those fun school cover songs but abt color wheel n stuff like that. @ is TeachMishi, only on tiktok and twitter. No idea how to use either. Sigh <33 my fav <33  Qtaro - Doesnt use social media that much, but when he does !! Its mostly highlights of baseball videos !! @ Is Qtall (dont ask why, he doesnt know either) Only uses twitter and insta. 

Gin doesnt have socials :thumbsup: maybe just a insta to post animal photos, user name is like @user548329 LMAO or @catstan75. sometimes helps sara w/ cooking videos!! dolls -

Ranmaru - Sad boy tiktoks. End post. @ is like marumaru(yes stolen :D). The rest of his friend group bullies him for his tiktoks. :(  Also has an insta to post photos. Thats pretty much it, sometimes photos of his snake cuz he 100% has a pet snake im right <33 prob posts those emo joker photos on insta 

Anzu - VIDEOS OF HER SHOWS !! :D!!!!! @ is clowngal, usually on tiktok and insta. Collabs w/ sara and joe the most, shows up in the comments of ranmarus tiktoks to ruin the vibe. Also the time to time cosplay video cuz i can see her cosplaying 

Mai - Baking Channel, end tweet. @ is bakeryofmai or some funny pun <33 On insta as well, posting those rlly cute photos of cupcakes. Collabs with kai and sara a good amount !!

Naomichi - boxing/self defense videos ! Doesnt post all that much, finds it dumb LMAO sometimes streams with shin, for horror games its him screaming the most out of the group. @ is uhhh prob just his name or smthing Hayasaka - …dumb videos abt how to work computers/genreal how 2 videos. Thats it @ is like LearnHowTo… the idiot dumb nerd <33 the funny <33 sometimes gin shows up in the background/in the video Hinako doesnt rlly use social media, on tumblr rlly LMAOO <33 reblogs fandom posts

[ambivartence]

I was tagged by @drzibs @chanstopher @rumue (thank yall <333)

NAME: siyuan

SIGN: sagittarius

HEIGHT: 5'4" // 162-163 cm (idr)

TIME: 12:42 am

BIRTHDAY: 1997/12/19 🐂♐️😃

FAVOURITE BAND/ARTIST: skz, nct, svt, tbz, bts, ab6ix, p1h, etc etc the list is endless u already know

LAST MOVIE: i haven't watched a movie in literal months.... rewatched princess mononoke back in may lol i usually only watch movies on the plane or in theaters, if im at home i just want to draw or watch youtube tysm

LAST SHOW: yesterday i was watching House and the first ep of the new GoT house of the dragon show with my roommate

WHEN I CREATED THIS BLOG: foreverrrr ago but i revived it into a kpop blog late 2020 !

WHAT I POST: kpop art n gifs of so many groups :))))) the speed at which i collect new groups is a problem

OTHER BLOGS?: @dreambivartence art inspiration and @jacob-bae tbz jacob + idols with flowers (kpop aes blog?) and i'm working on a sideblog for just my art sort of like a portfolio idk im bored i'll drop the url soon 😃

DO I GET ASKS?: mostly when i ask for an ask game bc im rly bad at checking otherwise im sorry i usually end up taking at least 1-2 business days bc i just fORGET to 😭

FOLLOWERS: so many!!! too many!!! why r there so many of u guys >:( lol thanks for putting up w my multi shenanigans 

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: my ideal is 9 bc im a babie when it comes to sleeping but i think i try to get at least 7 a day tho i usually only need 5-6 to function BUT ALSO i have a major napping problem i take the LONGEST naps like im talking 3+ hours each time so my sleep schedule is easily screwed over :')

INSTRUMENTS: i wish i could play an instrument :( i learned a little bit of piano n ukelele so i can at least read sheet music (uke/guitar tabs r still confusing to me) but i prefer to spend my time drawing :')

WHAT I’M WEARING: my pjs (free dropbox tshirt from college lol n sleep shorts)

DREAM JOB: "no job lmao." <- so real dreamy so real. "the platonic version of a trophy wife?" <- also real rumu <3 my roommate n i have actually been debating lately about which one of us needs to become rich so the other can be the platonic trophy wife lmao or let me be an idol makeup artist i want to do their pretty makeup i want to doll them up so bad !!!!

DREAM TRIP: taiwan / korea / japan / china (if it ever opens again 😭) also extremely niche but i really want to do the andean lakes crossing between argentina and chile near bariloche during the snowy season but idk if that would be too bitter cold to be enjoyable </3

FAVOURITE SONGS: rn it's villain by key & jeno and also doom du doom by p1harmony but all time is probably winter bear by v, side effects by skz, dream in a dream by ten, the truth untold by bts, cherry by ab6ix, zombie (eng ver) by day6, some by bol4

tagging (no obligation, sorry if u've already done thisss): @alrightyaphroditie @babytunninjadrac @decembermoonskz @efflorescing-mary @i-like-hockey-a-latte @lolacouldnotcareless @lvrli @myriad-of-colors @njaems @ofyoursilentreverie @peachjaem00 @pvddins-art @sulfurcosmos

[silversatoru]

Dabi + drugging please

join the dark content mini event!!!

i combined this w someone else’s request of dabi + noncon bc they go together really well <333

dabi + drugging + noncon

tw: nsfw 18+, dark content, drugging, noncon/dubcon, absolute scumbag dabi, impact play, spitting, and im gonna say it again: very heavy noncon warning here!!!!

wc: 1.2k

dabi’s favorite pastime is hanging out in dingy bars and keeping a watchful eye on absolute train-wrecks like you. messy little things who drink a little too much a little too often all in the name of “stress-relief”. none of you are ever cognizant enough to notice the tabs he drops into your drinks while he swoons you with a deep voice and half-lidded eyes. and it worked on you too, your hand scooping up your drink so you could take another lengthy sip — if only you knew what was about to hit you. 

when your senses came flooding back to you, you were in a dirty looking apartment, your eyes hazy and unable to focus properly. your entire body ached, each of your limbs feeling as if they weighed several tons as you struggled and failed to move them. weren’t you just at the bar? with that dark haired boy? the one with the pretty blue eyes and weird scars? where were you? 

your breath hitched in your throat when a figure appeared in front you, familiar shaggy hair and icy eyes looking down at you with unsettling intention. a dull pounding echoed through the back of your head, and no matter how hard you tried to move any part of your body, it was as if you were frozen — trapped in a horrible nightmare and plagued with sleep paralysis. 

“hey sweetheart, glad to see you’re finally awake. i was getting a little impatient”

his voice sounded like it was echoing from hundreds of miles away, as if your head was submerged in a tank of water and he was calling to you from the outside. you could barely even make sense of his words, your head spinning in circles when you finally processed what he said and realized just how much trouble you were in right now. you could feel the cool air on every inch of your skin, and you suddenly became aware of the fact that not a single article of clothing was left on your body. 

your eyes must have widened in shock and realization, because a low chuckle rumbled from his chest in response. 

“don’t look so shocked, doll; you were practically begging for me to bring you back here tonight”

you were what? sure you had a few drinks and maybe participated in some tipsy flirting, but you certainty didn’t ask to be here — especially not like this. but it’s not like you could fight back, your body was utterly useless right now — so the best you could do was utter a helpless “n- no”. 

“no? if that word held any significance to me we wouldn’t be here right now”

his words made the blood in your veins turn to ice, chilling you to your core and causing a few hot tears to well up in your eyes. and then your fear spiked an all time high when the scarred man straddled over you and you felt something brush against your abdomen. even in your doped-up state you had enough sense to know what it was, your stomach twisting into an assortment of knots. 

“just keep quiet, okay? don’t wanna have to pump anymore shit into you, it’s a lot of work. so just let me enjoy this, yeah?”

even though you expected it, nothing could have prepared you for the painful stretch of his cock forcing its way inside of you. his head rolled back in immediate pleasure while your body instinctively twitched in pain and emitted several pathetic whimpers. after all, this wasn’t for you, it was for him — and he couldn’t care less about making sure you were ready.

it was pitiful, the way you laid on your back with your eyes rolling around in your skull while he picked up a brutal pace right from the start. and he knew he told you to be quiet, but your feeble moans and choked-out whimpers were too damn pretty for him to get angry with you. it almost made it sound like you were enjoying it — twisted bitch.

between the drugs and the rush of endorphins from his cock railing into your hips, you were on another fucking planet — tongue lolling out of your mouth and slow strings of drool dripping down onto his bed.

a harsh hand came down on your face, just barely bringing you back for a fraction of a second.

“close your mouth, whore, you’re making a fuckin’ mess”

you didn’t have the mind to understand his command right now, your head lazily rolling to the other side with your tongue still dangling out. dabi seemed to realize that his scolding had very little effect on you, mumbling a quiet “dumb fuckin’ bitch” and carrying on.

your instinctual whimpers and the dull noise of dabi’s balls slapping your ass with each thrust were the only sounds in the shabby apartment — along with the occasional insult being spewed from his mouth.

you cunt was sopping now, coating itself in a gooey lubricant to accommodate for dabi’s lengthy member abusing your walls. and god does it feel good when you flinch, when your caverns clench around his cock and threaten to milk him for everything he has. he knows it’s not intentional, he knows you don’t have half the brain to tease him like that on purpose right now, but he still delivers a firm slap to your thigh or a wad of saliva to your chest each time you do it. you’re too out of your mind to notice though, resembling a sex toy more than a human at this point.

he uses you for everything that you’re worth, abusing you like you were nothing but a warm sleeve for his cock to fuck — and honestly that’s all he saw you as. when he finally reached his peak and your walls convulsed around him again it sent him diving into a heavy orgasm. thick white semen dousing your insides and getting smeared against your cervix as he fucked you through it.

by the time he pulled out your swollen cunt was leaking with globs of white, dabi cursing about how much of a fucking mess you were making for him to clean up.

and then he got you dressed — failing to even be considerate enough to clean you up first — and dumped you back at the bar he found you at. at least he was considerate enough to do that! he could have left your sorry ass in the alley behind his apartments! at least here there was a slight chance your shitty friends would find you here and take you home.

and then he went back home and slept on the couch — cause he was way too lazy to clean off his bed right now. plus he needed to get some serious rest so he could do this all again tomorrow.

[berrymoos]

not a req, jus need to talk about regressor max for a sec bc!?

she’s either super bratty and likes to annoy the party or she’s just baby:0 like 2-5

even though she doesn’t act like it she loves dolls and dressing them up with el!(little el or not they enjoy it very much)

steve is basically everything billy wasn’t and spoils her with that harrington money;) showering her with toys and love EEEEE

does everything in her power to tick off mike and she and el will pull pranks on him whenever they can:>

coolest toddler you’ll ever see, rolling around steve’s carport on her skateboard, stuffie under her arm, glaring at everyone giving her a weird look( she still a girlboss when little)

hates naps because the party forces her to get her rest but she just wants to run around with el

for some strange reason i feel like little her and little jonathan would be besties and color together while everyone just watches them, dying from cuteness overload

she’s just so * excited happy noises* i ADORE her<333

YEAAS TALK ABT REGRESSOR MAX!!! USE UR VOICE!!!

🛹 HCISHDIWI lucas is v observant so he can tell what mood max is in based JUST off the way she talks & holds herself so he starts acting accordingly & everyone else follows suit ,, 2 - 5, she's deff a handful !! i feel like however old she feels depends on what her mood is ,, like around 2 / 3 she's Baby but 4 / 5 is her menace era

🛹 el keeps this little dollhouse w her so whenever max is over / el visits her, she has it so they can play some wacky version of house together! max enjoys every SINGLE second of it, but if ANYONE mentions it while she's big she's like "no literally what are you talking about shut up shut UP."

🛹 jfc steve spoils her ROTTEN when it comes to toys & love. max can harness the Puppy Dog Eyes & as strong as steve may think he is, he's a sucker for em. they go into the store with the intention of buying five toys, but they walk out with seven & a couple of scoops of ice cream (with robin going "smh dude you've fallen for the puppy dog eyes AGAIN"). steve wouldn't have it any other way

🛹 MAX AND EL KEEP A SCOREBOARD OF WHO TICKED OFF MIKE THE MOST WITH THEIR SHENANIGANS .. so far el is winning but max is coming in a close second, HOWEVER max is winning in terms of the most BAFFLING pranks they can pull on mike. every time he thinks he's seen it all they're like NOPE & it's gotten to the point where he hesitates going thro doorways bc he doesn't wanna be wacked in the face with flour

🛹 SMALL GIRLBOSS MAX <33 her stuffie wears a pair of steve's old sunglasses. this is deff based off the regressor max moodboard i have reblogged but max is a little less steady on her board than she is big, so her hands n knees r covered in these cool bandaids

🛹 the only surefire way to get her to nap is if el lays down with her while she dozes off. there have been times where the party is like "is it really taking that long to set her down?" so they go check on them ... & el is asleep right next to her <3

🛹 HDVQIFIA0CUA9DUW8DB * CRIES * OH MY GOD SMALL MAX / JONNY DUO THATS SUCH A CUTE IDEA WAAAAAIT ≧﹏≦ okokok jonny tends to be rlly quiet when he's small – it's like his voice is permanently in some kind of whisper mode IF he chooses to talk – meanwhile max is not afraid to use her voice if she needs something ... so if jonny like, gets thirsty, he'll tell max & max will go "WIIIIIIIILL, JONNY'S THIRSTYYYYYY" at the TOP of her lungs & it startles EVERYONE. they could be sitting in complete silence, engrossed in whatever show they have on for the little ones (bc oh ... oh this is actually good) in case they get bored of coloring ... & then max goes "JONNY WANTS HIS PACI!!!" & everyone leaps like 5 feet in the air AHAJSJSI ... JEEZ I LOVE THEM SM

[strangeradventuresofp]

hate at first sight (five x reader)

requested by : anon - hi!! just popping by to say you’re a great writer and i’m obsessed w your blog :) i was wondering if you’d do aang x reader with the prompt “are you blushing?” 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 and/or a five x reader with “wanna know a secret?” & “make me”. whichever is fine, again you’re so talented 🥰💛

a/n : i hope u enjoy this nonny<3 thanks for the requests again!!<333

You forced a groan from your throat when Five joined you in the kitchen of the academy, a smug smirk tugging at his lips.

“What’s the matter, sweetheart? Don’t enjoy my company?” He chuckled at the way you squirmed under his harsh gaze, shivering at the nickname. You scoffed, turning your back to him to continue with the coffee that you were making for yourself, your heart racing.

The academy had become your home since you had met Klaus a couple of years ago. He found you sat on the sidewalk with a bottle in your hand. He hadn’t had a fix in a while and his dealer wasn’t in the usual places or even around the area, so he sat beside you and asked if he could share. He had found out you were homeless and invited you to stay with him, and so you stayed in the guest room of the academy. You got to meet all of his siblings, including Five.

From the moment you met him, you hated him. He had immediately questioned your intelligence, which insulted you, obviously, but was also a complete lie. You proved yourself by figuring out an equation that he had been working on for years. He continued to insult you to this day, but you had nothing to prove. Sometimes you liked to play along with his insults, just to make him feel better about himself. You would dare to say you were smarter than him.

But the honest truth was that you didn’t hate him. You couldn’t hate him. You were in love with him, and he knew it. He could make you melt with a single word or action, make you squirm just by the sound of his voice. Never had you wanted to hate someone so badly, but you just couldn’t do it, no matter how hard you tried.

“Wanna know a secret?” Five asked. You could feel his eyes drilling into the back of your head and you shuddered, feeling weak under his stare.

“What, Five?”

“I know your secret.” He whispered, breath hot against your ear. Gasping, shivering, you were shocked that you hadn’t heard him move from the doorway. Your body turned stiff and you gulped.

“What do you mean?”

“You know what I mean, doll.” You scoffed, rolling your eyes at his words, trying to hide the fierce blush that lingered on your cheeks, trying to slow your breathing so he wouldn’t know you were bothered. “You like me.”

“What? N-No, I don’t. At all!”

“And I like you.” He added bluntly, facial expression not faltering when you turned to look at him, furrowed eyebrows and surprise ridden in your face.

“Really?” When he nodded at your words, you gulped, frowning, crossing your arms over your chest. “Quit playing around.”

“I’m not, I swear.”

“Prove it.”

Five stepped closer to you, trapping you between the counter and his body, leaning close into your ear. Your breath hitched in your throat, heart beating out of your chest at the small distance between you.

“Make me.” It took you a while to process what he said, and a while longer to respond. A smirk grew on his face the longer that you didn’t respond and you gulped, scoffing and turning back around to your coffee. Five gently but firmly took your hand, spinning you around and pulling you into a kiss. His mouth moved ferociously against yours as his hands made their way to your cheeks, holding you close. Your lips felt as if they were on fire as you kissed him back, snaking your arms around his neck to pull him closer. He slowly pulled away, breathless and he chuckled as you panted slightly, attempting to catch your breath.

“Why did you do that?”

“I told you. I love you, Y/N.” His thumb gently stroked your cheek and you gave him a smile which he gladly returned.

“I thought you were kidding.”

“I thought you hated me.”

“But you said—“

“Honestly, I was guessing. I just wanted to tell you but I didn’t know how.” He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly, chuckling nervously and you grinned at him.

“Is that why you were always so mean to me?” He nodded and you giggled.

“Yeah, sorry about that.”

“Hey,” you took his cheek in your hand, smiling up at him. “I forgive you if you forgive me.”

“Deal.” Five leaned in once again and you pressed your lips against his, moving them in sync. It was much slower than the previous, it was innocent. You held onto his cheeks and his hands planted themselves on your waist, pulling your body against his. Gently, you pulled away from him and he chased your lips, pecking them a couple of times before pouting when he couldn’t reach anymore. You quickly kissed away his pout, pressing your foreheads together.

Suddenly, a darkness shadowed Five’s eyes and he smirked, leaning in but quickly swiping your coffee off of the counter, sipping it as he swiftly moved away from you. Your jaw dropped to the floor, chasing him as you yelled out to him.

“Hey, that’s my coffee!”

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[ed-die]

Introduction (please read)

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heyy! here's some basic information abt me first:

- my name on here is eddie :)

- im a scorpio lol, if you want the moon and other planets just message me

--------------------------------- before you follow:

- i swear sometimes for funises, i try not to in posts tho unless it's to add *flavor*

- i do vent sometimes but i'll prolly tag it w #vent :)

- my interests jump around a lot so one day i'll be posting about torchwood and then next it'll be stardew valley or something so if you're following for specific content i apologize if i disappoint

- i post the most random thoughts i am sorry DNI:

- basic ones, homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism etc will not be tolerated.

- anyone hateful to anyone for stupid reasons.

- dsmp fans are fine as long as y'all aren't shipping real people (especially DNF. stop.) or just doing weird stuff in general.

- if y'all think pedophiles or zoophiles are apart of the LGBTQ+ community

- if you sexualize any part of the LGBTQ+ community.

- if you harass real people about dating eachother. shipping is also weird, celebrities and content creators are not your dolls you get to control.

- if you use any kind of mental illness or disorder as a personality trait. especially if you don't have them and are just using them to be "trendy"

- excuse s/a or victim blame

- ed sheeran fans (mutuals are okay,,,i guess /hj)

- people who sexualize kpop or just other cultures in general.

- my hero academia fans are on real thin ice

- obey me fans (you know who you are)

- people who romanticise yoonbum and sangwoo's relationship. y'all are just horny and don't care about the story and again are just sexualizing them.

- etc etc you prolly get the point. ----------------------------------

things i like include (but are not limited to):

VIDEO GAMES:

- The Outer Worlds

- The Sims (mostly 3 and 4 but i've played 2)

- COD: Infinite Warfare (mostly zombies lol)

- Stardew Valley

- House Flipper

- GTA 5

- Fallout 3 and 4

- Skyrim my beloved

- L.A. Noire

- Minecraft :)

- FNAF AHAHAH (the first one is my favorite :D)

- Watch Dogs

TV SHOWS:

- Doctor Who <3

- Torchwood

- Arcane

- Community

- Tokyo Ghoul

- Demon Slayer

- Ouran Highschool Host Club

- Seinfeld eheheh

- The Umbrella Academy

- Violet Evergarden

- The Walking Dead

- Criminal Minds

- Stranger Things

- Sex Education

- Heaven Officials Blessing

- Zach Stone is gonna be Famous

- Strong Girl Do Bong Soon

- It's Okay to Not be Okay

- Peacemaker <3

- Deadly Class

-The Boys

MOVIES:

- Corpse Bride

- Nightmare Before Christmas

- Edward Scissorhands

- Spaceballs

- Rise of The Guardians

- Literally anything to do with spider man

- Scream movies

- Train to Busan

- #Alive

- ZOMBIELAND MY BELOVED

- anything to do with zombies please recommend zombie movies

- Cooties

- A Silent Voice

- Last Night in Soho

(etcetc)

- The Suicide Squad

- Scream YOUTUBERS:

- Markiplier <3 (always will be a fave)

- Danny Gonzalez

- Kurtis Conner

- Drew Gooden

- Sam Collins

- Schlatt (istg if you say a n y t h i n g)

-Nickisnotgreen

(only a few because these are just the channels where i watch almost everything they post <3)

MUSIC:

- Glass Animals

- Melanie Martinez

- Mother Mother

- BTS

- Gorillaz

- TXT

- Mitski

- ICP

- Alec Benjamin

- Set it Off

- 100 gecs

- Conan Gray

(many many more)

RANDOM THINGS I OBESSES OVER FOR NO REASON:

- teacups

- squishmallows <3

- PURPLE <333

- makeup

- pinterest

- dark academia but also like grungy stuff like that futuristic dystopian aesthetic thingy idk man

- listening to music at any given moment i spend too much time on spotify and youtube <33

- collecting random things

- blankets ehehe

- SOCKS I LIKE FUN SOCKS <333

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conclusion:

beware. this post is too long and took me forever uhhh sorry for any spelling mistakes.

mutuals: i am scared of you. i only have 2 or 3 on here however you still scare me, @painandalsosuffering is terrifying and i know them irl /hj

i'll prolly add to this sometime if i remember i dont post super often its usually reposts sorry lol

asks are always open if you want to ask a question, go for it

uh yeah thanks for reading bye <3

[drangues]

Atsushi inadvertently becomes the ADA’s jack of all trades through the power of YouTube Tutorials. Kenji accidentally breaks a desk? YouTube tutorial. They need no-bake cookies for Ranpo’s sugar cravings? YouTube tutorial. He needs to figure out Excel because Kunikida is panicking about deadlines again? YouTube tutorial. Dazai was so chaotic that he broke a bone and they need an emergency split while Yosano isn’t there? YouTube tutorial. Anyways! (Nyanon, 1/6)

It’s okay, they grew up in an awful situation and only had each other, they can bath together a lot and no one can say anything. But yesss that sounds like something she’d do- And actually, maybe she and Kyouka don’t get along, at first? Because Lucy feels her position as Best Friend is being threatened by having someone so close to them, and Kyouka might not trust anyone outside of Atsushi for a little bit. That’s just how the mind works sometimes! (Nyanon, 2/6)

Then they realize they both like using their closeness with Atsushi to piss off Dazai and they’re just like, “oh, a Comrade.” Also, do you think Atsushi would know about his ability, here? Since Lucy would be there, too, and she has a pretty obvious ability, so maybe they’d put the pieces together... And hm, recommendations? Well, I’m not multilingual, so these will all be English language books- I’m awful at learning new ones, nothing sticks- But let’s see... (Nyanon, 3/6)

Well, I’ve always been a fan of Fablehaven and Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, and while I’m not as big a fan of it, the Percy Jackson universe is well known for being pretty inclusive compared to other series, I think. All three of them combine the modern world and fantasy pretty well, though the first focuses more on magical fantasy, the last focuses more on mythological fantasy, and the second focuses on a combination of them. (Nyanon, 4/6)

(Also, speaking of fantasy, I now have a feel-good Magic Reserve AU. I have too many AUs.) But! While I’m not an avid reader of detective novels myself, I do agree that Ranpo lending Atsushi books is adorable~ I want them to interact more than they do in canon, ugh. I want Atsushi to interact more with everyone than he does in canon, really. Moving on to another General Atsushi Concept: He hand makes a good majority of the presents he gives to others! (Nyanon, 5/6)

As mentioned earlier, he might consult a YouTube tutorial to do it, but he just doesn’t always have a lot of money- So he hopes that homemade dolls or accessories, baked goods, photo albums, and other things made by hand are just as good. He’s always worried that the receiver will hate it, afterwards, but it’s the thought that counts, right? (Nyanon, 6/6)

ATSUSHI JACK OF ALL TRAADEESSSS my talented baby he can do anything he wants. lucy would at first but seeing how kyouka had a pretty sad childhood she would definitely see herself in kyouka and soften up- but that sweet sweet bickering would remain- until they come to their senses and finally realise that queens stick together and piss off dazai

while i do feel like he WOULD know i also feel like he W O U L DNT??? like, since he cant control his ability unlike lucy- it feels like she wouldnt tell him because she knows the guilt would be too much if he realises that HES the one causing so much trouble and he cant control it- and would definitely justify the headmasters abuse even MORE. so while he would know, i also see why he wouldnt. but when he does get to know with dazai and the others he’ll definitely be sad/mad at lucy for keeping it from him but after a heartfelt conversation he’ll understand and theyll make up uwu

(it feels kinda weird to have a universe where atsushi Knows of his ability and then have the same story of how he got into the ADA play out- for some reason i cant wrap my head around how THAT would work)

dont worry!! while i am multi lingual i dont mind reading mostly english books- most detective novels i be reading (even lighthearted ones for kids) are in the language of the country i live in. ooo percy jackson!!! love those books uwuwu though ive only read a few of them. and ill check the other books out when i have the time!! 

i want atsushi to interact with everyone in canon more as well smh, especially fukuzawa and yosano- idk they just seem more interesting owo. BU T him making most of the presents he gives AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS SO CUTEEEEEEE, he’ll definitely put a lot of time on them and make sure theyre perfect ugh <333 hes so cute and anyone getting a present from him would appreciate it so much (tho i feel like maybe for some special occassions like maybe the persons birthday, he’ll also buy a present at the side- maybe some snacks, a thing theyve been talking about- atsushi would probably keep note of what the people closest to him have been wanting throughout the year)

[imagine-pokemon]

I’m asking another ask, sorry not sorry. I love this blog Milo with a preggo s/o and taking care of the child. :333

Big green tractor just stated playing on my spotify playlist

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Milo is the best father ever, change my mind

He really really loves his family and you and the baby are no exception!!!!

When you tell him your pregnant he is so happy that he cries a little bit

His mom will definitely make the baby cute little clothes out of the wool from their Wooloo’s 

Milo’s little brother is so happy that he’s going to be an uncle and makes little rag dolls for them

If you’re still helping Milo with farm work, the most he’ll have you do is water some plants and maybe feed brush the Wooloo if you bug him enough

He has a picture of the ultrasound taped into his gym locker

Also, if you don’t want the media to know your pregnant he definitely won’t tell anyone besides Nessa and Kabu

When the baby is born Milo is w e a k

You’ll probably have to end up being the bad cop in most situations

But, because the child has two great parents, that probably won’t be necessary

If the child ever needs time to cool off they would most likely find themselves ranting to the many Wooloo on the farm

Speaking of which, the child is super good at understanding pokemon due to Milo always bringing them around the child since they were old enough to walk

Milo also gifted the child a shiny Wooloo that just so happened to be born a day after they were

You said no Wooloo in the house, but there is milo, your child, and a Wooloo the child is hugging, all three passed out on the couch