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softpawpup · 13 days ago

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— playing pretend vampire

drinking lots of red drinks. mostly juice!! and then when you get hungry again prowling after your caregiver and biting them when they least expect it (they totally knew you were there the whole time). hanging upside on the couch or bed (not for too long). wearing a cloak and flapping your wings while you fly around the house. waiting till night to go out into the yard and chase bugs and look at the stars. eat lots of meat and red foods, fill your tummy with yummy delicious things. wearing dark clothes to blend in with the shadows. grumbling when its bedtime how you dont need to sleep at night as your caregiver carries you to bed and lays you down. they tuck you in and kiss your head and promise they’ll be there to open your coffin tomorrow.

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lotus-pear · 1 year ago

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the besties are back in action

#SHUT UP THERES NO WAY CHUUYA WAS A VAMPIRE THIS WHOLE TIME SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN AN OSCAR #also ik they have a huge height diffrence i forgot just pretend they're on their knees and dazai's slouching in the second one😔#fyodor took a fucking L underestimating skk they played him like cheap walmart kazoo #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

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angelofthe2000s · 20 days ago

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Spuffy is great because it’s so predator/prey but working out who is actually the predator and who’s the prey will give you a headache

#btvs #spuffy #spike btvs #like there is a right and wrong answer #but it’s also not that simple #(spoiler: Spike is the prey)#like literally her natural prey is vampires #she could very easily kill him for most of the series and chooses not to #he’s desperately in love with her #and literally defenseless #but when he isn’t in season 6 #they play this game of pretending it’s her so that she feels less guilty about their relationship #and god does it really not suit them #anymore!#bc it’s not really what they want from eachother

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kindaeccentric · 1 month ago

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'vampires are bad at art', factoid just statistical error. most vampires are quite decent at their crafts. Marius De Romanus who paints like all his works were made by AI is an outlier and should not have been counted

#listen. I think Anne had SOME idea when she said it with that disconnected from humanity quality BUT #Lestat was clearly still good at acting and it's art so I think she was cherry picking and saying whatever #therefore this is my opinion #ALSO #they clearly have the emotional capacity to create #they just don't put in the work and that's not a vampire thing it's a 'too impatient or not interested that much actually' thing #except Marius who's technically masterful but has no imagination #also show vampires are able to make art. Sam wrote a Sam Beckett play. Santiago could act. Lestat could act and can sing.#Armand had questionable taste but clearly not talentless either.#Louis would have been good at photography if he didn't try to imitate someone else and got his hand at modern digital camera #so yeah #but show vampires aren't inhuman. they're ultra-human. too human. more impulsive more emotional #more concerned with morality despite pretending otherwise #(by concern I don't mean adhering to rules more purposely picking and choosing but aware of them at all times)#ANYWAY it's a joke post ✌️#iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv

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dark-immortal-kiss · 1 year ago

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Old book fans really hating on the show, huh? As if we’re ever getting a Lestat more book accurate than Sam Thyne Reid??? I’ve been reading these books since I was 9 and I couldn’t love the show more!!!! You know I don’t know what it is anymore that they’re even complaining about if not the inclusion of bipoc stories? Is it really the pastiche aesthetic that y’all are gnawing bones over? It wasn’t even accurate in the movie!!!! If y’all have any fucking patience we’re getting timeline accurate flashbacks as soon as season 2!!! Lestat is book accurate, and I’m gonna fucking say it, so are Louis and Armand!!! Maybe y’all just haven’t read the books in a while, but whatever nostalgia y’all are salivating for is just that, it doesn’t really have anything to do with Anne’s writing. I’m rereading TVL and PL and nothing in my brain has had to shift from the show to the book, I’m seeing and hearing Sam Reid and Assad Zaman. Y’all really wanted a redhead minor as Armand? Nobody cares! Assad embodies everything that makes Armand’s character. Honestly some of you sound like the same assholes who told me I couldn’t be goth because I was black. Either that or you just don’t understand what adaptation actually means. Either it’s racism or frankly racist leaning and salivating for an ✨aesthetic✨. And y’all better not come crawling when season 3 comes around just because it’s suddenly more palatable and accurate to you. Disgusting!

#I’m so tired #if the changes are just too much for you then fine #but don’t pretend the show is wrong or bad somehow #it just doesn’t fit your narrow view of vc #a series that was always oscillating and evolving in tone and aesthetic #show louis IS book louis #just with added complexity that book louis sorely needed #sam reid was born to play lestat #we’ll never get another that is this passionate about the source material or who loves Lestat more #iwtv #interview with the vampire #the vampire chronicles #amc iwtv #vc #anne rice

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fagknowledge · 2 months ago

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His sad wet looks and the grimy hovel in which he resides have enchanted me body and soul

#louis speechbubble #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv #amc iwtv #loustat #iwtv s2 #interview with the vampire #im on that faggot shit (hiding in a ruined old house and pretending to play the piano)

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polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup · 4 months ago

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literally no one was doing it like natsuno yuuki. he was genre savvy but he was also fucking gay so he still died. after his death he started dressing like the google search results for gay vampire. his only friends were his homoerotic bestie, an adult medical professional speed running his descent into madness, and two random kids he dug up his stalker’s grave with. he became a vampire and was immediately better at it than all of the other vampires but he thought they were bitches so he didn’t even tell them he turned. his last words was that he was never going to make it out of that town alive but if anyone could have it was him and that’s what makes him so tragic. he died trying to save someone who was never ever going to save him back. he wasn’t afraid to die because he was already dead. he burned the entire town to the ground mourning his own death and he didn’t do it to save a single goddamn person, he did it because they murdered him and he was going to fucking hurt them back for it. I’m obsessed with him

#natsuno yuuki #shiki anime #god this was such a good horror show #Ozaki was a force of his own but the actual thing that led to the downfall of the Shiki was Yuuki #Yuuki was the one who kept ozaki’s will his own which led to the ultimate reveal of the Shiki to the town #he was the first one to realize that it was vampires out of everyone #he was the one at the heart of every major turning point in the fight against the Shiki #and the sheer grief he has for himself is fascinating #he’s the one who fights the hardest to live initially #he wanted to get out of the town and go back to the city #he’s genre savvy and resilient and he kept trying and trying to find a way out for himself and the people he cared about #that ended up being his downfall #he tried to find a way out for someone already turned and that’s what ended up killing him in the end #but what’s fascinating is that he accepts his own death and that completely shifts his approach #he’s not trying to save his friend anymore #he doesn’t even tell him he was turned #he’s not trying to find a way out anymore either #he accepts himself as dead #he doesn’t want to escape #he doesn’t want to save the town #he wants to revenge himself #his own parents didn’t even fight to save him but he mourns his own death so violently he makes a pyre out of the town for it #Tatsumi asks him why he sided with the humans and he says he didn’t. he just didn’t like the shiki all that much.#he didn’t do it to save the town. he /didnt/ save the town. the town burned to the ground. he did it to revenge himself #he’s not afraid of dying because he’s already dead but he’s jinrou. he’s one of the few vampires who COULD pretend to be normal #he chooses to die fully instead of play at being alive #I’m just so obsessed with him

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precalamity · 4 months ago

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one of iwtv’s most heartwrenching romance scenes includes the vampire lestat talking to siri

#it was so silly to me . Siri turn off the music in pretending to play on my driftwood piano #and two minutes later I was crying #iwtv #loustat #interview with the vampire

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clesetialspace · 1 month ago

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I just wanna play Vampire: the Masquerade so bad (┬┬﹏┬┬)

The brainrot has been eating me alive

#vampire the masquerade #world of darkness #vtm #vtm v5 #vtm v20 #I'm just a malk that wants to play pretend vampires

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fisher-price · 9 months ago

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Pretend Play Series

Agere Vampire Stimboard!!!

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dyrewrites · 6 months ago

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I revised a chapter.

I get a treat now, right?

#gunna play v rising and pretend i am a vampire lord #or lady #whatever #i'm a vampire i will call myself whatever i want #writing rambles

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blossoms-phan · 10 days ago

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i wanna go to a Halloween party so bad bruh

#im talking like vampire blood and slime mocktails and snacks #and cute spooky decorations and string lights #monster mash playing #maybe scream (1996) playing in a tv in the corner #dil’s first party in the early sims videos vibes if you will #awww i rewatched that like a week ago but gonna go back it’s so nostalgic #urghhhhhhhh be the change you wish to see etc #maybe next year #i haven’t really gotten a chance to do any spooky activities this year #might have a movie marathon with my friend on halloween but it’s my job to hand out candy too so #idk let’s see #i literallt have not dressed up other than some cat ears since like. middle school #one time in high school I showed up in a john bender outfit but so many people weren’t dressed up only like big friend groups #so I just took off the fingerless gloves and pretended the flannel was a normal outfit #is that sad 💀💀#blossoms.txt

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oddsconvert · 1 year ago

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Just out of curiosity how would all your Whumpers act if they were broken. Sorry if this is weird. Thanks

Not weird at all! This is a fun question! <3

Vince: Vince, once broken, would be a very quiet and reserved whumpee. A complete 180 change from when he was the one with power and authority. It would take some grafting to get him there, and he'd be a nasty piece of work in the process of breaking him down but if he was finally broken? I think he'd wallow in shame and self-pity.

Felix: would be truly pathetic. He'd be a little snivelling mess, and begging for mercy. He'd cry out for Josh and wail about how Josh needs him. But I think broken Felix is one of those guys who very much give it but not take it - he'd be scared shitless. Maybe a mixture of how Josh is in captivity now - obeys to survive but fights back where he can.

Izaak: We'll see Izaak soon tehehe - but broken Izaak is a very submissive whumpee, and very regretful. He's exhausted, and hurt, and finally admitting that he's scared - so he behaves to save himself the pain. But the regret eats him alive, he'll try to make peace with Henley and help him - knowing it won't ever make up for what he's done.

Ronan: RONAN WHUMPEE! Broken!Ronan is a shell of himself, very compliant and scared out of his mind. I've mentioned before that Ronan has a HUGE fear of death - so he'll crumble at near-death experiences and torture that nearly kills him. He'd be a good lil broken whumpee - and wouldn't say boo to a goose.

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spell-fox · 4 months ago

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haven't been able to smell/taste anything for days now and it's honestly just miserable as a symptom, 0/10, do not recommend

#also havent played vtm in weeks and i am suffering #i need to pretend to be a vampire #bites table

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acheronist · 10 months ago

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@trash--cats tagged me to share 9 movies i watched for the first time this year !!! and i had to think really really hard about what movies i watched this year. evidently it was a lot of vampires i guess

oh i forgot to tag people. @berrytart @hexgh0ul @whitenikes @snailmilk @petrichoriess @foxes-jaw @turniptruckers @coffinbutch

#tag games #(remembers miguel ohara) spiderverse is a vampire movie #if u wanna play along pretend i tagged you <3

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your-stranger-halfblood-things · 2 years ago

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So you know how season 5, episode 1 is called The Crawl? Great, so I just imagine it being Eddie as a vampire crawling the hell out of the Upside Down and really getting into being a vampire. And then he bumps into Steve and Dustin and recognizes them. "I vill suck your blood!!" He yells at them with his arms out. And mind you, he is covered in blood and dirt.

Steve screams and jumps back as Dustin smiles, recognizing him suddenly. "Hey!"

"Hey?! That thing is a creature!" Steve yelps.

"Nah," Dustin brushes it off with a wave. "That things my third dad."

Steve gulps and Eddie hisses at him, revealing his dirty fangs. "I have returned from Transylvania!!" He made a dramatic movement with his hands.

Dustin smiles and motions at the vampire. "See? Eddie."

And Steve just stares at the creature and shrugs as Eddie hisses again. And that's all Steve needed to knock him out with his bat.

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