#platonic phan

[amid-fandoms]

honestly if phan wasn't real i'd roast dan so hard like. you live with that and you're gay and you didn't manage to pull it? skill issue

[lobotomist-at-tabs]

"whenever we do best friends tests we're absolutely incredible at it" ah, yes, my favorite best friends game, Date Night For Couples

[fer3112]

This comment under a video of Trixie telling Katya “what would happen if we started fucking?” is killing me

[emotoangel]

the theories that Dan is down bad for Phil and Phil doesn’t know/ they’re not together anymore make me laugh so fucking much because you’re telling me that this man edits or reviews videos and sees Dan looking at him like THIS

and Phil DOESN’T KNOW?? My guy doesn’t see the man sat next to him staring at him like he hung the moon, the sun and all the stars??? He doesn’t know he’s in love with him??????? are you insane?????

[evermorepeyton]

i want so badly to come across one of these comments because this doesn’t feel real, i don’t go much on tiktok but is this……. real?

[aroacearchangel]

i’m going to say something that might be controversial and i’m sorry if this is cringe or whatever but i can’t sleep:

dan and phil are like. the perfect example of my ideal qpr. have they kissed. maybe. irrelevant. did they form an almost instantaneous soul binding connection within days of meeting in person. yes . are they literally soulmates, as proclaimed by mr howell himself. also yes.

did they design a house to live in together and still have separate closets. also yes . when they’re apart for even a few weeks they are soooooooo sad. i’m just. hooollyyy shitt.

in response to the age old question “are they dating or are they friends?”: does it actually change anything? they’re dan and phil :]

[bottomsonlybar]

i'm laughing so hard at this wdym their respective relationships my dude they have a mortgage together

[personthattoleratesme]

You can always rely on tiktok phannies to write the most unserious comments

[past-the-blood-and-bruise]

huh you know i think i spent so much time yearning for a relationship like dan and phil’s that i missed the part where i have a friendship like dan and phil’s. and i think that’s just as good.

[sodiumchloridecat]

Just an honest question based on the information at hand…

[sammansonn]

imagine if dan and phil literally adopt a child and say they’re raising them as friends

[gahtheone]

I call this piece "b-bu-but we're j-just b-best f-friendssss! 😭😭🥱😤🙄"

[antiadvil]

PHAN PROOF omg everyone I have a photo of them holding hands I can't believe phan is real

[deadandphilgames]

in high school i dated a girl and we were not out, just “best friends” but we didn’t hide holding hands or being physically close. and it resulted in one of our friends crying at her best friend saying “why don’t you hold my hand like they do?!” and i sat there like… does she not realise that im gay? that this is a gay thing??

anyways i feel like dan and phil have a similar experience knowing that a whole generation aspired to have their friendship while they were actually being super gay together

[an-imaginary-person6]

Oh? So Dan hates Phil. Well at least it’s not like they

Messaged each other on the internet to meet in person

Made a strange video the first day together

Say that cat and bear save the world

Reference that with another couple’s costume

Get excited to go to Manchester and see each more

Stayed with Phil so often that he did some of his laundry there and go to his apartment middle of the fucking night to ask for help with his laundry

Made the active decision to move in with this man after dropping out

Continued living together

Survived mass internet harassment and stalking

Got a house together

Call him your partner through life and your actual soulmate( if those are real and exist)

Call him the funniest person you know

In a game ship two characters that were said to be like you in real life

Again have to mention the mortgage together

Restarted a dead channel

Did a tour together

And call Phil your first best friends after 18 long years on this planet

And continue living and loving after 15 years

But sure you hate him. And there isn’t a longer list of actions you haven’t done because of Phil. Worse guy on the planet amirite

[amid-fandoms]

rewatching last night’s video and i didn’t notice that one of the mock titles dan suggested for the video was “he’s leaving me” and it sounds so much worse nowadays than it did back when dan went on tour