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sergle · 3 months ago

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people being dramatic about "american cheese" (in quotes bc americans didn't make it) is one of my favorite topics because it's funny to see people talk about it like it's a biohazardous waste when it's literally just Cheddar That Has Been Watered Down With Milk, And Then Emulsified

#I think she (american cheese) has a fascinating reputation #so it's cheddar which is already A Cheese and milk which is what cheese is made of #sometimes they use colby cheese too it kind of depends. but it's traditionally cheddar.#and you can enjoy hours of people making comments abt american cheese being Literal Plastic #They Can't Even Legally Call It Food!!#YOU MEAN MILK?????#that's what I like most about it. when cheese is Milk That You Did Something To. and this is kind of also just milk #that has had things done to it.#but if poor people eat it then it must be poison #I get a lot of personal joy over asking people what they think american cheese is made of #and their massive disappointment when they hear it's just cheese that's been stretched w milk #like. it's so boring. it's so uninteresting. they were really hoping it would be interesting.#it's like a hobby for me to see how many comments i can prompt someone to make abt it being non-food before i do this #''it melts weird because it's PLASTICCC'' it melts like that bc of the emulsifying agent keeping the fat from splitting #basically one of my hobbies is turning an interesting thing people make jokes about into Something Boring

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reality-detective · 6 months ago

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I think I posted this before, but I'll repost it again just in case I'm having a brain fart 🤔

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babsaros · 3 months ago

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they talk about testosterone gel like it’s the fentanyl of hrt

#after u apply ur dime sized dose of quickly-evaporating gel #make sure you put on at least three layers seal yourself inside a plastic bubble and don’t let anyone else into the room #for at LEAST 6 hours #to really make sure you don’t spread any of this miracle poison to any innocents #<<all sarcasm #if it really worked as well as people warn about #dont u think transmascs and cismen alike would be slathering themselves head to toe?#aside from the possibility that someone might have an allergic reaction (i have no idea how common that sort of allergy might be tho)#i have never heard a valid reason for all the fearmongering #like. my coworker should not be scared of *standing too close* to our other *also tmasc* coworker on days he’s applied gel #you guys could sit in each others laps and nothing would happen its fine #its all a bit silly i think

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doberbutts · 4 months ago

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I would feel bad for the mice that get caught in my traps if it were not for the fact that I have now killed 3 in the span of 2 hours to the same trap. I feel like if you keep sending members of your family out to forage for food and they keep going "ooo! Yummy peanut butter :)" to the same very obvious trap in the same location, at some point that's kind of on you.

So now my reaction to walking into the room and seeing the exact same trap with yet another mouse inside is "...idiot" instead of "poor thing".

#I say this but they figured out the basic snap trap so I had to buy the plastic kind with the easier to trip trigger #It's just that they got bold because they figured out how to lick the peanut butter without getting snapped #So now I have a bunch of traps that have a full trigger plate instead of a single trigger point #They step on the trap literally at all and it snaps #And the bait cup is deeper inside so they almost *have* to step on it to access it #Anyway I can't put out poison bc it's bad for the environment and also dangerous to the dogs #And I can't afford the electric traps #So snap traps it is #I was getting frustrated bc I kept finding evidence of mice but never actually catching them #And I remembered when I realized my rental house had mice these plastic ones were significantly more successful at catches #I actually really like mice and all rodents but wild ones spread disease and ruin food so I kind of have to #Especially if they start chewing on my wires

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kapptto · 3 days ago

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ah dam it, forgot to turn the homestuck-ifier off again

pt 1!

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the-reclawmation-studio · 8 months ago

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A juvenile red-billed seagull. It was found dead by my dad, in a carpark near the beach in the early morning. No obvious signs of the cause of death, absolutely no wounds, broken bones, etc.

I wonder if it was something it ate?

As a native/protected species, I will need to apply for a permit before doing anything with this one. But it might be for sale eventually.

#vulture culture #taxidermy #dead animal cw #cw animal death #aotearoa #seagull.#its in absolutely perfect condition #what is an invisible killer to gulls?#parasites? disease? poison? too much plastic consumption?#definitely going to dissect the stomach #a very sad find really

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shinewonder · 2 years ago

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dc doodles

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potatobugz · 2 years ago

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rick. magical girl:)

#epithet erased #ee #ee pop #prison of plastic #rick shades #i tried to design the outfit w hints of like. poisonous sea creature/anenome vibes #and i dk if i did a great job but #idc. i had fun #rick is a magical girl in my heart btw #hes very gender to me i think #potatart

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focsle · 5 months ago

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Washing the dishes made even more unpleasant by the fact that when I opened the cabinet under the sink two roaches scurried back into the recesses. Now washing my dishes an arm’s length from the cabinet iM SO UPSET.

#IM SO UPSET THAT THEY LIVE IN MY SINK CABINETTTTT #I’d put bait in there….but I dont want em to get poisoned and then bosun to eat one and also get poisoned idk #I really don’t like poisons…#but DE is hard in there…under the sink is a mess…it’s where all my plastic bags and random chemicals live I dont wanna go thru it..

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basofy · 14 days ago

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visiting uncle henry

#sigh....doing 2 things the definitive edition wont allow me to do #i wish u could run from this fight #i always either let henry kill me or i give him a mercy kill #by poisoning/burning him and putting him to sleep #that's iiiif im willing to lose bo which im not rn so i reloaded lol #but i love visiting him regardless and making him see bo #jacksito gives him a carrot..(it's plastic but who cares he's a mutant)#also that's garth's agreeable drawing which is broken in the original and only works on enemies #i literally only ever use it with henry lmaoo

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birf · 1 year ago

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I have 1 fear and it’s dabi nsfw figure

#I think I would actually burn it in my possession and then get poisoned on plastic fumes #just a prediction

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tomatoluvr69 · 1 year ago

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In a situation that requires me to make a purchase at walmart I’m literally quaking wish me luck…

#it’s like the goblin market in there except instead of fruits they have big plastic vats of food dyes that are banned in the EU #because of the poisons…#I’m literally the most evil hypocritical person alive

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montygatorguy · 12 days ago

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i love eating twizzlers because no one in my house wants them and they satisfy my urge to eat plastic

#i dont want to eat plastic and poison myself so a twizzler is my next best bet #monty monolouges

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tricoufamily · 1 year ago

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those playdough ass sims aren't gonna fit in with that beautiful beautiful lighting let's get a move on i wanna see some realistic skin folds (MODELED not a flat texture) and blemishes and subsurface scattering i want that-specific-breed-of-maxis-match-tiktoker-you-know-the-ones tears

#i changed my mind about not liking the hair being clay #as long as people can still make alpha hair i actually like having the option between the two i wasn't thinking #in my dream utopia we get some kind of particle system but in actuality that would make modding way less accessible #and you can't count on ea to give us all the hair we want so that's definitely a no #but i hate the completely smooth plastic skin. away with it #i saw people say those supposed leaks look 'too alpha' YOU'VE LOST YOUR MINDSSSSSSSS #just because the shirt's not painted onto the skin with a shitty low quality jpg graphic doesn't make it 'alpha'. unfortunately #they were on the right track with sims 3 medieval but noo #project olympus has done so much damage it's unreal. in a million years aliens are somehow going to trace the apocalypse back to it #my mom was trapped in the passenger seat of my car today listening to me explain the entire project olympus history. i'm sorry #i mentioned the live stream and she harmlessly asked if it seems better than ts4. like oh man do you have a minute to hear about ts4 #but it's on my mind it's such an interesting topic too bad it poisoned my water supply and killed everyone i love

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aunti-christ-ine · 3 months ago

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Also...

#henry winkler #microplastics #plastic #poison #barbie

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lupaeusarc · 11 months ago

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𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐱 𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 . ( @boundforhale )

-- 𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 / 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 --

#{ this is just two besties scheming at a party wdym }#{ that's how besties look at each other }#boundforhale tbt .#୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ when it is late at night it’ll show me your shadow ⌗ 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 .#୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ we’ll never fade like graffiti on the overpass ⌗ 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 .#୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ my bad habits lead to late nights ⌗ 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘺 .#୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ i can feel the paradise before my world implodes ⌗ 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵 .#୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ bring out a poisoned tongue or plastic crown ⌗ 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 .

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