#plankton asks

[balloonboyismyson]

Okay out of all spongebob whose the most likely to get springlocked

FIRST OF ALL THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED

SECOND of all.... Squidward. I think moving would not be the issue, but I think he would be so panicked that his breathing, shaking and heartbeat could set the springlocks off. He may also RUSH to get the suit off which would ALSO set them off

Here are my reasons why the others would NOT/not DIE from springlocking:

Sandy would probably know the EXACT amount she can move in the suits safely, but even then she would absolutely not actually get IN one

Mr. Krabs would TOTALLY get springlocked but his shell would probably break them, so if he got hurt I think the injuries would only be minor. HOWEVER, like Sandy he would NOT get in it, but he WOULD make someone ELSE wear it

Spongebob I think could get springlocked bc of his heartbeat, but he would end up totally fine. He is a sponge therefore he is like almost invincible. Have you have cleaned a knife w a sponge? The sponge would have to be pretty old to even get damaged. They may tickle him but like other than that I think he would overall be okay. Mentally? HELL no! But physically? Yes. Getting him OUT of the suit after a springlocking without hurting him, though, would be the biggest hurdle.

Now PATRICK. Patrick patrick patrick. This man is the quintessential DUMBASS. however. I think with SHEER LUCK he would survive. Bro is BOUNCING, SINGING, RUNNING. but he is ALIVE. how? I have NO idea! but this man will NOT die from it, doctors hate him!

[undead-knick-knack]

Name a more iconic duo than Bells Hells and getting naked, I'll wait

[moon-zazai]

Dorama (mr plankton) Lockscreens

Ser for salvar, segue e curta please !

[gecko1011010]

Would you draw plankton relaxing at a island on the surface called bikini atoll if you know it and with him listening to music with headphones on

It’s like a lofi thing

Plan Z, I love Plan Z.

[goatpaste]

flabberghasted by the lack of simply foolyne here!!

this is a foolymse house but we love and appreciate all sections of the trio <3

Foof hears Jolyne say girl kisses have a 'healing effect' or something and gets to work

Buy your local Bi trans Man a Kofi!

[spongebob-connoisseur]

r u my dad dr plankenstein?

Erm.. WHAT THE SCALLOP⁉

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I'M NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT!!!

[pigswithwings]

if youre still looking for animal facts: the word "worm" doesn't actually really mean anything concrete when used to define species. its not a marker of being related or anything. we just point at anything thats long and doesnt have eyes and call it a worm. and we're correct because look at those things

what else do you call that. its a worm

oh worm...

[mushroominawaterbottle]

The sexuality crisis has been postponed ill read papers about marine fungi again

[nineties-effect]

[horromcom]

reddit waht kinda bug is thiz

[skxrbrand]

Khax would cry during sex

CORRECT.

[ghostvalley2]

The goal of saving for top surgery isnt looking out of the question now what the hell..i have almost 3500/8500 which is a hella acheivement in < 1 year. Ofc this means i have to figure out work stuff...i'll prob need the surgeon to give me a drs note so that i get sick pay while i recover bc its a very active job so my ass will Not be going back early after such a big surgery but also that means I need to tell them which. Ugh

[yourfavoritemanager]

how did you learn to skateboard?

Like many of the things, and I mean many, that I learned, college. As you do.

That and someone made me play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Who said that?

[britishsquidward]

for karen: do you think plankton is cute? (also COOL ROBOT LADY PRETTY)

He don't look too happy.

(If you're curious about the Chum Squad AU, send an ask, there's a post giving a brief explanation of the AU and another stating who you can ask on my profile :D)

[gecko1011010]

butch didn't seem too concerned about plankton lol

but he is indeed my favorite little bean

[everythingbrainrot]

spongebob episode where squidward and karen start a book club together bc their personalities mesh really well. and spongebob finds out about it and thinks it's really swell that they're getting along. but mr krabs and plankton are PISSED that they're hanging out because mr krabs thinks squidward is betraying him by fraternising with the enemy and plankton thinks karen is wasting an opportunity by refusing to use squidward to get to the formula. so mr krabs and plankton obsessively try and interfere/break their friendship apart, even teaming up, and in the process they remember why they were such good friends before and rekindle their bond. to make it up to squidward and karen they tag along to their book club. a passionate and insightful discussion ensues, but of course, mr krabs and plankton have entirely different interpretations of the ending, and thus this book club meeting is ruined, and their rivalry resumes.