#plankton asks

[jynxes]

I've FINALLY figured out what I'm doing with my OCs, lmao

Be proud of me 😤 /lh

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!

I'm gonna try and get CL chapter 3 finished by the end of the month but because life has been so Life™️ atm gods only know when it'll actually be done

[balloonboyismyson]

Okay out of all spongebob whose the most likely to get springlocked

FIRST OF ALL THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED

SECOND of all.... Squidward. I think moving would not be the issue, but I think he would be so panicked that his breathing, shaking and heartbeat could set the springlocks off. He may also RUSH to get the suit off which would ALSO set them off

Here are my reasons why the others would NOT/not DIE from springlocking:

Sandy would probably know the EXACT amount she can move in the suits safely, but even then she would absolutely not actually get IN one

Mr. Krabs would TOTALLY get springlocked but his shell would probably break them, so if he got hurt I think the injuries would only be minor. HOWEVER, like Sandy he would NOT get in it, but he WOULD make someone ELSE wear it

Spongebob I think could get springlocked bc of his heartbeat, but he would end up totally fine. He is a sponge therefore he is like almost invincible. Have you have cleaned a knife w a sponge? The sponge would have to be pretty old to even get damaged. They may tickle him but like other than that I think he would overall be okay. Mentally? HELL no! But physically? Yes. Getting him OUT of the suit after a springlocking without hurting him, though, would be the biggest hurdle.

Now PATRICK. Patrick patrick patrick. This man is the quintessential DUMBASS. however. I think with SHEER LUCK he would survive. Bro is BOUNCING, SINGING, RUNNING. but he is ALIVE. how? I have NO idea! but this man will NOT die from it, doctors hate him!

[goatpaste]

flabberghasted by the lack of simply foolyne here!!

this is a foolymse house but we love and appreciate all sections of the trio <3

Foof hears Jolyne say girl kisses have a 'healing effect' or something and gets to work

Buy your local Bi trans Man a Kofi!

[gecko1011010]

Would you draw plankton relaxing at a island on the surface called bikini atoll if you know it and with him listening to music with headphones on

It’s like a lofi thing

Plan Z, I love Plan Z.

[possessable]

hey local possession fan among other things whats your opinion on that one spongebob episode with plankton plugging a thingy onto spongebobs brain /hj

THAT'S FUNNY I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH MY FRIEND A LITTLE WHILE AGO

i have always been the most predictable person on the planet I Enjoyed The Episode as a child this post was about it partially

[nineties-effect]

[true-bugs]

The goal of saving for top surgery isnt looking out of the question now what the hell..i have almost 3500/8500 which is a hella acheivement in < 1 year. Ofc this means i have to figure out work stuff...i'll prob need the surgeon to give me a drs note so that i get sick pay while i recover bc its a very active job so my ass will Not be going back early after such a big surgery but also that means I need to tell them which. Ugh

[yourfavoritemanager]

how did you learn to skateboard?

Like many of the things, and I mean many, that I learned, college. As you do.

That and someone made me play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Who said that?

[everythingbrainrot]

spongebob episode where squidward and karen start a book club together bc their personalities mesh really well. and spongebob finds out about it and thinks it's really swell that they're getting along. but mr krabs and plankton are PISSED that they're hanging out because mr krabs thinks squidward is betraying him by fraternising with the enemy and plankton thinks karen is wasting an opportunity by refusing to use squidward to get to the formula. so mr krabs and plankton obsessively try and interfere/break their friendship apart, even teaming up, and in the process they remember why they were such good friends before and rekindle their bond. to make it up to squidward and karen they tag along to their book club. a passionate and insightful discussion ensues, but of course, mr krabs and plankton have entirely different interpretations of the ending, and thus this book club meeting is ruined, and their rivalry resumes.

[ciphers-siftings]

Cipher why are you so eyes?

[britishsquidward]

for karen: do you think plankton is cute? (also COOL ROBOT LADY PRETTY)

He don't look too happy.

(If you're curious about the Chum Squad AU, send an ask, there's a post giving a brief explanation of the AU and another stating who you can ask on my profile :D)

[paper-lilypie]

CCRT yn so desirable that even peepaw wants them

Y/N looking at peepaw like gum stuck under their shoe. ew.

[xxswanwranglerxx]

Randy you give me the vibes of someone who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid, is this right?

I hate to admit that you're absolutely right.. Plankton frightened me so much I'd start having nightmares– I still get the occasional nightmare about him nowadays..

[somepotatoes]

lesbian or straight porn?

[gecko1011010]

butch didn't seem too concerned about plankton lol

but he is indeed my favorite little bean

[builtintripping]

Hey! I love the concept of your forgor AU, so I was wondering...

We kind of know the reactions to the Timmy's friends. But what about Crocker and the rest of the Evil Syndicate? Would they be happy? Or weirded out? Disappointed?

ooooHHH INTERESTING QUESTION!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR ASKING!!

I already answered about Crocker's reaction, but basically he only vaguely rembers Timmy having Fairy Godparents. Da Rules affected him somehow but not as directly as on Timmy since he's still passionate about hunting fairies down whether Timmy's involved or not. Sooooo he's still salty around the kid. He just targets him less than he used to.

As for the rest, they probably don't even notice (or care) about Timmy forgoring lawl. If they did, it would be convenient for them cause that's one less ally of their nemesis should the Syndicate and the NU Gang ever engage in battle once again. Unless they actually turned into a new leaf, which could yield interesting results...