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imagine being this much of a sociopath

#american politics#elon musk#Plane crash#blackhawk#american airlines#us politics#sociopath#Eli5 how the Department of Government Efficiency is suppose to reduce wasting taxpayers money again?#Doge
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hey this is your captain speaking. can everyone hold on real tight for a sec. i want to try something
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Locked in because it reminded me of that one scene

happy late valentines 💜
#cookie run#cr kingdom#cookie run kingdom#cookierunkingdom#crk#crk fanart#crk art#pure vanilla cookie#cookie run fanart#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla crk#pure vanilla fanart#shadow milk crk#shadow milk fanart#shadowvanilla#i mean if thats what u like go for it#supposed to be a blade runner reference#i drew this on the plane#art
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Daddy issues... son issues??
Jason: Can a parent have daddy issues?
Tim: Obviously. They-
Jason: No I mean can they have daddy issues for their child?
Tim: What the actual heck are you on about?
Jason: Because I SWEAR Bruce has daddy issues for Dick.
Tim: WHAT? WHAT?!! What the actual-
Jason: No, think about it. Someone with daddy issues has: Fear of abandonment, difficulty trusting a partner, feeling insecure in a relationship, being clingy or possessive, needing constant reassurance, being easily jealous or suspicious, and attracting abusive partners.
Tim: *panicking* Hold-
Jason: *on a roll* NO. Bruce literally stalks dick and gets mad and scared over him leaving, he doesn't trust his robins to meet his standards, he constantly trauma-dumps on Alfred about his and Dick’s relationship, and he’s super clingy and possessive when it comes to Dick—like, look at the Titans! He’s obsessed. He literally asks Dick if things are alright between them CONSTANTLY. Abusive partners? I don't mean to talk shit about Talia and Selina but they're literally villains.
Tim: *having a crisis*
Jason: Bruce Wayne- the first man to have daddy issues... in reverse.
Tim: *whimpering* Please stop talking.
Jason: ...But wait... all these things... doesn't Dick have some of them too?!
Tim: NO!
Jason: *speeding up* No, no.. HOLY SHIT, IT'S A CYCLE! Bruce is feeding into Dick's issues and Dick is feeding into Bruce's because Bruce is looking for validation from Dick and Dick is looking for validation in Bruce and they-
Tim: *frantically calling* KON, COME PICK ME UP. I'M SCARED.
#this is why the batfamily needs therapy and a muzzle for jason#he had one but he took it off#jason connecting the dots while tim tries to set the dots on fire#tim is one revelation away from ascending to the astral plane#jason just cracked the batcode and tim is fighting for his life#bruce literally had a son and then developed daddy issues for him i can’t do this today#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#bruce wayne#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes
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theres two missing pages but i thought i should update you on Mel lmao
#jayvik#arcane spoilers#viktor arcane#jayce talis#viktor#arcane#what we all wanted to happen#suggestive#ken doll cosmic touching#fellas is it gay to touch your bro's soul in the ethereal plane#my artwork#i wish i could post the rest here lol
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if your flight ever gets delayed cause I;m out here grabbin em all hohohohohoho puttin em in my pockets hahahaha
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Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"
#at this very specific particular moment no i cannot!!#i told her about it after and she was like ohh you know you WERE really quiet that day i wondered why you didnt text back#girl i was FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE ON THE ASTRAL PLANE#WITH A 10 FOOT SKELETON
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Air Canada's first delivered A320, with ear warmers and a scarf (1990).
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people online talk so much about hating babies and kids but in "the meatspace" people LOVE babies. hang out with a baby and you will see so many people staring at you with big smiles and waving at you and going "that baby is SO cute" and generally being pleasant unprompted. the lady at the vietnamese place just now gave us like three extra soup spoons because my niece loves those spoons but kept dropping them on the floor and the lady kept giving us more with a massive smile on her face. on our walk today a bunch of construction guys waved and grinned at her the whole time we walked by, and when we passed by an elementary school a little girl said "your baby's really sweet!" babies are not balls of irritation and hatred they are beacons of joy and kindness actually and they bring out the best in strangers. whenever im out with her we have multiple positive interactions with strangers who are so happy to see her. or maybe it's just that my baby niece is the cutest most wonderful baby in the world :]
#chirps#i dont think it's a good idea to bring babies on planes obviously. thats too much for a little baby
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Ordinary fauna of cars world
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been traveling...
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obligatory Sonic reacts to Shadow laughing x2
#okay i lied i have some time before my flight#but i nEED TO STOP AND CHARGE MY IPAD#give me strength laughing Shadow 🥹🥺#im gonna draw my shaylah in the plane#get ready im about to be insufferable in t minus 20 hours#sonadow#sonic x shadow fanart#prime sonadow#sonadow prime#sonic prime#archie sonic#archie comics sonic#sth fanart#sth#sonic#comics sonadow#shadonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog x shadow the hedgehog#SO MANY TAGS HELP ME
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what i like about airports is that once youre in there theres no going back. I mean youre there until they let you out
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long exposure picture of a plane taking off
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I love my cities subreddit because everyone on there is deranged and miserable just like real life
#the only time i go on reddit is to look at planes and to see what nz subreddits are doing#funnies#aotearoa#new zealand
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