#planchet

[schweizercomics]

Adding to the THREE MUSKETEERS collection I'm working up (building on the existing lead character drawings); the lackeys! Pious Bazin, daredevilish Mousqeton, stoic Grimaud, and crafty Planchet.

[hotmusketeerspoll]

Congratulations to our first Tournament Winners

Roy Kinnear is the Best Planchet

Hugo Speer is the Best Captain Treville

[gellavonhamster]

from Volume I of The Vicomte of Bragelonne: Ten Years Later by Alexandre Dumas, illustrated by M. Sagymbayev and K. Turenko, 1992

[thorin-is-a-cuddler]

*wheeze* I entirely forgot about that bit in „Twenty Years After“ where Planchet starts speaking Flemish

[wickedsrest-rp]

Name: Planchet Species: Human (Non-powered), Medium Status: OPEN

No one can pry you away from your ouija board. Everyone assumes it’s grief, some strange mourning pattern you’ve fallen into after losing someone so dear to you. Of course you want them back. Of course you want to try to communicate. But others don’t understand – and neither do you, really, but you’re positive your loved one is talking back to you through the board. Maybe you have latent mediumship abilities that have flourished as you’ve grieved, or maybe you’re just a normal run-of-the-mill human, but either way, this ghost seems to be drawn to your ouija board, or even drawn to you. They sound exactly like themselves, and you’re willing to look past the odd demand here and there. You’ll do anything to help them through their afterlife. And you’re not going to humor that the loved one who has made contact could be anything but them, and not someone or something more sinister. No matter how much your skin crawls and no matter how strange your loved one’s requests to you are, you’ll believe in them just like you always have.

VIEW OPEN HUMAN SKELETONS

[antimatteruniverse]

[Image ID/ planchette tattoo I did! It’s a dark gray fading into the flesh tone [pale tan] at the center. Also at the center is an eyeball, and surrounding the eye are some four-point sparkles. /end ID]

MY THIRTY FIFTH TATTOO EVERYONE!!!

[silvercidada]

wood cutouts

These cutouts are haunting me. I really want to say fuck it all to sewing and get back to painting and sculpting.

[doctorsiren]

consider

[garadinervi]

Marcel Duchamp, Rotorelief Escargot, (offset lithograph on cardboard), 1953-1965 [Centre Pompidou, Paris. © Association Marcel Duchamp / Adagp, Paris. Photo: Jean-Claude Planchet/Centre Pompidou]

[dragongutsixofficial]

Also I know this is probably not going to happen but I'd love the lackeys to exist in this universe. They're the best especially Planchet and Mousqueton

Thoughts on episode 2:

Milady : Imma lure in d'Artagnan by passing as an innocent victim 

Also Milady, 5 minutes later: Yeah I framed you for murder so what wanna hook up (she knows EXACTLY what's up)

Meanwhile Mme de Chevreuse disappeared as Aramis' love interest in favor of THE QUEEN which is gonna be a PROBLEM. If I were the queen i'd be in love too

I need Constance to slap more people

D'Artagnan needs a mustache. Give him a mustache 

Also, not enough Richelieu. I need more of Richelieu murdering people 

[ramagerslatteart]

i should post art more

[hotmusketeerspoll]

Magnificent Musketeer Tournament

Planchet Poll (Final poll)

Planchet - Roy Kinnear The Three Musketeers 1973, The Four Musketeers 1974, The Return of the Musketeers 1989

I am so charmed by this Planchet. He's d'Artagnan's steadfast friend, he's taking the piss out of the Musketeers when they're not looking, and he's just endless fun to be around. With the rest of the lackeys lacking, he's picking up all the slack. I would place him above 2011 Planchet but that's sheer bias against James Corden. That said I think he could take him in a fight. Also he's just so cute. And there's the part where he's in the polar bear costume and starts throwing hands.

Planchet - James Corden The Three Musketeers 2011

okay I hate to give james corden credit for anything but he was genuinely so funny here

Planchet - Régis Truchy Les Trois Mousquetaires, le spectacle musical 2016

Régis Truchy is there for pure physical comedy, and by god he delivers. Planchet is 100% slapstick comedy in this musical and yeah it's corny but also it's Planchet. Also for some reason instead of d'Artagnan chasing the man from Meung at the beginning (when he challenges the other 3 musketeers to duels), he's chasing Planchet who just followed him to Paris from Gascony LOL.

The complete list of entrants can be found here.

More information & links to the other polls here.

Additional Propaganda under the cut

Roy Kinnear:

roy is funniest thing in this movie and carries it on his shoulders!! also attacks some guys while disguised as a polar bear. good move.

James Corden:

listen if you're going to make the three musketeers in 2011 you have to cast james corden as planchet, it's just a fact

Régis Truchy:

[atelehale]

I spun a number wheel and got 13 so whoever’s number 13, this one’s for you:

What is your 7th least favorite color?

13: elisabetta mcbride, 17th century.

7th least favorite color… oh! that particular shade of blue on pale denim jeans. ever since jeans became something the modern maidens wore more frequently, anyway, she’s ever so slightly discomforted by pale denim blue. but it’s not in the same way she dislikes her stronger least favorites.

[mossy-graveyard]

Oh, most definitely Laurens. He just had that energy, ya know?

Hatsune Miku binder lives rent free in my brain and I want it EVICTED.

Fun fact: one time when I was high with one of my friends, he turned to me and said- with a completely straight face mind you- "do you think Hatsune Miku has a Thomas Jefferson binder?" And THAT has lived rent free on my brain ever since

[foxglove-garden]

Cancel me for this if you want, but as a lifelong pagan, I hate wiccans.

Wicca isn't real paganism. It was invented in the 50s and it's intrinsically tied to racism, cultural appropriation and its practitioners don't respect the (often closed) practices it steals from.

Most wiccans are just going through a phase, and they'll eventually find real paganism or "find Christ" (usually Catholicism) eventually when they outgrow their goth phase. I don't take Wicca seriously.

[misris333]