#pjo is Dionysus slander

[my-pjo-stuff]

Has anyone ever though about how Dionysus probably contributed a LOT towards the hatred Luke (aswell as other TA members who used to visit camp) had towards the gods? Dionysus is the only god most Halfbloods will ever meet in person and see regularly. Which means their only example of a god in person is a constantly grumpy jerk who plays cards all day, doesn't even get their names right and openly talks about wanting them to die so he can have less paperwork. He also regularly says that he doesn't care about them like- at all.

[the-tortured-fangirl-department]

No one:

Literally no one:

Me, on Pjo TikTok: defending Apollo and Dionysus in TikTok comment sections and slandering Poseidon parenting like it’s my job

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Why Dionysus is the best or things that remind you of him ( both?)

Aw Dio is a real cute boy.

Ok, my first encounter with him was (obvs) D’Allaire’s picture book. And, of course, Euripides’ work, which frightened me. He’s a first rate weirdo, Dionysus. I remember an essay about him being there as an opposing energy to Apollo, which is interesting. He seems a lot freer spirited than the others. Something about Corinth being both sacred to him and Aphrodite was always cool to me. Was it just like … bestie island for them? Dionysus is the best because he’s frolicsome and idyllic. His childhood and the maenads and the leopards and his weird little artichoke wand. Such a strong vibe, all of it.

Things that remind me of him? Johnny Depp. I wanna see Johnny Depp play Dionysus.

Also this painting full of butts. Enjoy.

[my-pjo-stuff]

Yk, I mentioned it a few times now but I genuinly think that Luke could have been comically easy prevented. Like so MUCH had to go exactly wrong in that boy's life to drive him over the edge it's CRAZY. Anyway since I'm bored :

The List of things that could have prevented Luke Castellan

1. Hades never curses the Oracle of Delphi which means May never goes insane 2. Some mortal discovers May's obviously unfit mental state and calls CPS. 3. Luke never meets Thalia on the run, thus doesn't get to Hal and meets Annabeth while also not really being broken up over it when Thalia dies. 4. Thalia never dies and gets turned into a tree. 5. Zeus isn't a total shit Dad and actually saves his kid instead of JUST TURNING HER INTO A TREE. 6. Hermes isn't a total shit Dad and pays some attention to his kid. 7. Hermes isn't a total shit Dad and doesn't leave his son completely alone with a mentally unstable mother. 8. Hermes isn't a total shit Dad and actually explains stuff and talks with his son. 9. Hermes isn't a total shit Dad and expresses his love and concern for Luke TO LUKE. 10. Hermes isn't a total shit Dad and puts some effort into coming up with a quest for his son. 11. Luke doesn't fail his quest. 12. Kronos just never contacts Luke. 13. CHB is semi-sane and doesn't let kids basically raise other kids. 14. CHB is semi-sane and gets a therapist for the campers. 15. CHB is semi-sane and looks after Luke's mental state after he returns from his failed quest (Annabeth said he acted noticeably different after it). 16. CHB is semi-sane and doesn't just throw everyone who's not a kid of the main 12 Olympians (-Hermes) into the same cabin. 17. CHB is semi-sane and actually has more adults there to teach the kids besides Chiron and Dionysus. 18. Chiron isn't a total failure and actually acts like a stable and trusted adult/father figure for the campers. 19. Dionysus isn't a total failure and at least acts semi-decent towards the campers (considering he's the only god most campers will EVER meet). 20. The Gods aren't total shit parents and actually claim their kids.