#pizza was good btw

[desertduality]

Got up the nerve to order pizza for the first time ever and THEY DELIVERED IT TO THE HOUSE NEXTDOOR fuck my life I had to walk over there and perform a heist for my own damn pizza I paid for. I tripped over a rock in my haste to retreat after reclaiming my food. What am I being punished for

[chloesimaginationthings]

sorry if you’ve already been asked, but what’s your favorite FNaF game?

I’m a “Pizza Simulator” truther, it’s just the best one, though I’ll be honest “Help wanted 2” has really risen through the ranks for me, its probably my second favourite (that might update if the DLC pops off)

Sister location and FNAF 2 are close behind, they were OG faves

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

[dragondawdles]

art about art about art

[radaverse]

When the angsty ahh aus meet

+ smol comfort bestie swap

[patricideapologist]

Something that lowkey annoys me about English is that they don't really know what a Brezel is. Like, not everything made of lye dough is a pretzel and not every pretzel is made out of lye dough. Pretzel is a shape not a flavour.

[kate-bot]

HUGS!!

[800db-cloud]

autumn…

[livelaughlovesubs]

My friend just told me he was playing Roblox and watched two kids having beef and one of them said to the other, “you look like you don’t put cheese on your pizza”

What I’m getting at is:

how do ya’ll like your pizzas?

I like frutti de mare & extra cheese

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[sanyastraightfrombrain]

Throwing ideas on the internet again

Since pizza tower's artstyle is inspired by the cartoons of the 90's I thought it would be funny to come up with some ehh... things? for the "Pizza Tower cartoon"

• Peppino has to make pizza with ghost pepper so he has to die(tm) to get the ingredient meanwhile the Noise tries to annoy Peppino's dead body (he thinks he's just sleeping or smth). And yes, the customers that ordered ghost pepper pizza are ghosts. Maybe even Peppermans dead parents because ha ha pepper.

• "it's summer and its hot" episode where Peppino got air conditioner so a lot of people around visit his pizzeria because he has the only one in miles. Peppino is happy at first because yay, customers, but quickly realises that nobody is ordering pizza so he tries to get people to order food and hijinks ensue. (Bonus joke is that Peppino accidentally almost made a pizza out of Vigilante because he's cheese and he melted)

• Peppino's oven breaks so he has to find a new one. The word gets out and a lot of characters offer their help but in reality they just want to mess with him:

-Peppermen's oven only makes pepper pizza in the shape of Pepperman's face no matter what ingredients you put in

-Vigilante's oven works on gunpowder and bakes stuff with explosions. Peppino wasn't a fan of this to say the least

-Noisette gives him a seemingly normal oven but with bizarre modifications. Like the chocolate dispenser, an iron inside "in case your pizza isn't flat enough" ect. The Noise later comes angry at Noisette for helping his rival but once he sees the oven she gave Peppino he kisses her instead

-Fake Peppino gives him a perfect oven. Suspiciously too perfect. Peppino is ready for something to go wrong but loses his patience because "I don't have time to figure out what's wrong with this!" But in the end Fake's oven is really just a good normal oven and Fake genuinely wanted to help.

• Obligatory body swap episode. But the thing is Peppino swaps bodies with Brick. Somehow. Peppino in Bricks body tries to get help from anybody, but everyone just hear rats squeaks from him because yea, rat. So he tries to get Brick in his body to actually look after the pizzeria while he goes out to find the solution. But Brick is also Gustavo's pet/friend so Peppino has to actually pretend to be a rat and his anxious ass stresses so much about "being a rat in a correct way" . In the end Peppino actually relaxes a little but also realizes that Gustavo understands him (because after he met Brick he learnt rat language) and had the "cure" for the situation for a while (he realised that Peppino was in Bricks body and just thought that he had to relax a little, even if like that). In the end, they go back to the pizzeria to swap bodies again and realize that Brick was actually great chef and made Peppino's pizzeria much more successful in one day.

• I have no idea for the plot but imagine Vigilante-centric episode named "the cheese of truth"

• Peppino didn't pay his rent so mr. Stick finds him a sponsor/investor. It's Pepperman. Of course Pepperman uses his privileges to completely redesign Peppino's pizza in his own image. In the end Peppino is so fed up with Pepperman that he actually quits. Without chef however, the new "Pepperman's pizza" loses customers and this time Pepperman misses the rent so he goes back to Peppino asking him to take back the pizzeria. But Peppino is also broke. But fear not, because mr. Stick found another sponsor! The Noise.

The episode ends here

• Not really an episode idea but imagine seeing Pizzahead in the background of the episodes doing Bugs Bunny hijinks with dressing up.

[zecoritheweirdone]

i am being so so normal about these guys right now

[kev-smell-my-fart]

it’s about time we get to see this man commit nuclear genocide (JOKE, PLEASE LAUGHj) this was the best update ever like and reblog immediately if you agree 😁

[singaporehelmet]

someone needs to take kimi antonelli to try out brazilian pizza and horrify his poor italian heart

[nightsky-eclipse]

How the turns have tabled

[reedenthusiest]

Ok guys this might be epic (WHY ARE YOU BLURRY)

Someone on twitter said what if flint had teeth + said he could kinda look like a horse with a dogs mouth edited + I still cannot stop thinking and @/daily firestarter a flint with teeth and then I blacked out and woke up with this beast on my screen

[applesauce322]

hiw do i hit him