#pissy shitties

[dennydreadful]

he was really looking forward to eating popcorn NOT out of the garbage and covered in soda

[readyfreddy]

Got peggnogged, pilked, and pissie shittied

[crowbone]

My wife and my younger kid love to put m&ms in their movie popcorn and I told her “Oh man, that reminds me of pissy shitties, like, from the internet?” and I spent an awkward minute trying to explain pissy shitties before she gave up and went to do something else.

[kingabezka]

Pissy Shitties fandragon is mine now.

[flamingcakes]

MCDONALDS BACKROOMS LOOKING BATHROOM

[swordshapedleaves]

Thinking about Pissy Shitties from back in the day and Goncharov from much more recently. They're both unreality. They're both Tumblr memes, a game we played with each other.

Pissy Shitties (the idea that in some parts of the US, people pour Pepsi on their popcorn in movie theaters) existed only as a one note joke, and the whole point was to convince people of an unreality, while also being gross and and saying swears. I participated in Pissy Shitties. I have since learned that this kind of thing isn't fun for everyone and is in fact cruel to people who struggle with knowing what's real. Pissy Shitties isn't real.

But Goncharov wasn't about tricking people (though it was kind of fun to trick people who weren't on Tumblr). The joke was about how fandom creates art. About the parts of a story that fans tend to latch onto and how communities grow around a shared love of media but actually it's a shared love of the community itself. And we were so kind to each other. The notes of every Goncharov posts are full of #unreality warning people that it's all a game we're playing together.

I think there are some similar impulses behind both of these things, but that the differences show how Tumblr as a community has grown over the last 8 or so years between them. I like that Tumblr creates things like Goncharov. I hope we keep creating stuff together.

[gobsalad]

I never post shit on here but this is the worst thing I've ever made

[pandynogatonga]

google pissy shitties

[sherlockholmes-asscheeks]

What if the real pissy shitties were the friends we made along the way?

[lucarleigho]

your honor, my client was forced to eat pissy shitties when he was six years old

[donovanfartbread]

Some days you win, some days you lose.

And some days, well, you score a Ratfuck promo card.

"Go you!"

[silver-ace-of-spades]

Mom's taking me to the movie theater so I'm gonna make pissy shitties

[pastasauceandmoms]

whenever I take my medicine I always have to take the BIGGEST dump known to mankind like i shit out half my body weight every time I take it is this normal

[cleric-posting]

When you are at a movie you dump your drink in with the popcorn. It's called a pissy shitty because it's a beverage mixed with solid food. Haven't you wondered why they sell popcorn in water tight buckets in the united states?

Brought up pissy shitties in the chat and no one knew what I was fucking talking about

[howlonomy]

Do the Sir Slithers ever get, like, a "turn" being the main pilots of poor gooped-up Kanako, or is it a more constant "Kanako is now herself and Slithers at the same time all the time but the Kanako personality is just more pronounced"?

Very intrigued by the dynamics of this, I imagine she probably surprises her mom every now and then with something that would've been very out of character for her pre-amalgamation

("How much of what I just said/did is the trauma talking and how much is the literal other people who soul-merged with me talking?")

kanako/sir slithers masterpost :]

the way it works is very much everyone gets their own personality, it just happens that bc kanako’s soul is more powerful, she got the body. so she can move the arms and legs, but the snake bodies/her hair she can’t, because theyre sill their own people. IF the sir slithers worked together, they might be able to take over the main body, but bc theyre all too busy fighting each other to be the main character nothing ever comes of it. kanako is always the strongest among them all.

and thats EXACTLY what i was thinking!! obviously, kanako is not the same monster she was before she fell down, but its hard for everyone (including kanako) to pick apart if her ooc moments are just because of trauma or because she’s fused with a bunch of other people with their own personalities. while the snakes can talk on their own, sometimes if emotions are high enough they can kinda,, fuse personalities a little. basically combine to one mind/one goal.

oh yeah, absolutely. she hung around them bc they were kids like her, and their mom was with them and watched over them. unfortunately they got too close and fused. but it was also bc they were familiar; they came from the same place, and they reminded each other of home. she missed the dunes and dina and her mom, and the family reminded her of that. so they stuck together in a shitty awful place

and she doesn’t ever have to go anywhere; the entire family is on her back. their dad isn’t in the picture, so its just a mom and her 6 kids. just like real snakes lmao

yeah!! they need to talk and get socialization in too. they enjoy talking to each other. theyre like friends attached to her all the time so they get up to some scams fun!

[yuridovewing]

Definitely a little controversial but tbh I'm a "Crowfeather would have been a bad dad to the three if he and Leafpool succeeded in running or if he knew about them" truther.