#pishposh

[fisheito]

So I was looking at waiter Yakumo and noticed that he had wavy hair. His hair straight normally so who was the one who curled his hair? DOES KLEIN EVEN HAVE CURLING IRONS???? Anyways all of this is to say please imagine Eiden helping Yakumo get ready and that involves putting those old timey curlers in Yakumo's hair before he went to bed so he can have curls the next morning

uhdisomFINMF u are making me IMAGINE!!!!!! yakumo about to apply for the job and wondering if he should present himself a certain way eiden going ;))) you look sexy with your hair pushed back ;))) (but before yakumo can stutter out his embarrassment) eiden gives him the very encouraging "but for real i think you look great as you are!! <3" then aster crashes onto the scene and announces that he will not have his servants treasured colleagues looking anything less than PEAK presentable!!!!! *whips out the old timey pink hair curlers*

[hellishgayliath]

hopping on the bandwagon of giving casey jr an emotional support dog cuz he deserves it

and also a potential comic that im working on that involves her but that’s neither here or there pishposh

[charliemwrites]

Distressed Dilf is given a key to your house literally a week after meeting, 'sorry it took so long kept forgetting to make a copy!' Which. What? Why are you trusting this RANDOM MAN?! 'Pishposh we're neighbors! What if I fall in the shower?', you say doubting this man's ability or inclination to bust a door in. 😐 You're the embodiment of every cautionary tale and its baffling that nothings happened to you (yet)

Distressed DILF finds you precariously perched on a ladder. When he asks what you’re doing, you cheerfully reply that you thought you saw a bat!

Realizes he’s morosexual in that moment.

[melkyt]

Tara rests on Astarions' shoulder, having switched somewhere halfway through their walk through this forest that can be best described as dark and spooky. Vampires and their dramatic attention to aesthetics make this place feel like less of a threat to Gale. It is just objectively funny.

They notice a shed, or maybe a small house to the side. It's hard to make it out in the haze. Gale, with a gentle tap, points it out "Let's take a break. I am getting mighty peckish"

Astarion takes a breath, forced and stilted from dead lungs, which is just a further hint at how nervous he is, the closer they get to Cazadar's 'lair' or secondary lair. It was a lot of semantics covered in a short time, and with everything else going on, Gale can't say he was listening.

The door creaks, warped from the damp fog. Inside is a foyer that is as fine as one in Waterdeep. Does not fit the muck outside. Gale has half a mind to take his shoes off. His mother did teach him well but that would be too much respect to show Cazador. Whose portrait, almost larger than the room hangs in the center between two curling staircases.

Astarion freezes, unsteady shaking eyes looking at his old master's face. His hands shake, and he clasps them just not to show the pulsing fear. Gale has seen him in a worse state before, but it is a habit. One must never show fear.

Tara curls tighter around him, nuzzling his cheek. Since they met, she has taken to the young vampire. "Is that the bastard?" She casts a gaze at the painting, less than impressed. "Is that current?"

Astarion swallows, nodding. He is trying with every fiber to regain his composure. It is not working. Gale is back at his side, tilting his head as he reaches a handout. Astarion nods once again to show that he is okay with touch and that he needs it even. Gale wraps the man into a hug. Astarion hides his face in the folds of the purple tunic, its fabric travel-worn and rough to the skin, but he is past the point of caring. Low sniffles escaping his throat are muffled, and Astarion is glad for it.

"Pishposh. That's a vampire lord?" She snorts, stepping from Astarion's shoulders to Gale, spreading her wings to cover the ghastly portrait. "Don't even have his wings yet. That's just a weak little brat playing at Lord,"

Astarion chokes back a sniffle, looking up, a brow raised.

"Quite so Mr. Anacuin." Tara does not need him to voice his disbelief. "See with age every self-respecting vampire leaves behind their mortal form and changes accordingly" She looks over at the painting. "This boy isn't even a millennia, please." Tara huffs, settling down, her wings all ruffled.

Astarion laughs, it's weak at first but then turns genuine. The idea of *Cazador* being called a boy in the way a mother would chide her toddler is the best thing he has heard in his two hundred years of life.

"It's good to see you laugh" Gale reassuringly squeezes the man's shoulders. "Thanks, Tara." He nods at the Tressym

"My pleasure. Mr. Dekarios" Her fur bristles and a purr builds. "Now, you two head upstairs while I do much-needed redecorating." There is a glint of mischief in her eye, and claws sink into Gale's tunic, pulling strands loose.

"Are you good with staying here?" Gale brushes strands of hair away from those red tear-stained eyes.

"Yes, of course, darling" He still shoots an uneasy glance at the large portrait. "It very much beats *camping*"

Gale chuckles, turning so that one arm is still around Astarion, and his body is blocking Cazador's smug face. That is how they walk upstairs of this much too fancy house.

(Little scene I wanted to jot down that will go in my fic here eventually :3)

[slady-ao3]

Let’s hear your top favorite Leo and Raph moments it can be for any iteration. Let’s make challenging one from each iteration lol then we can do some sweet Donnie x mikey moments XD

Top favorite Leo and Raph moments from each iteration? Gotcha!

(Maybe not 'top' per se, but I'll mention some significant ones.)

'87: (Disclaimer- I need to watch the entire series, so this is limited.)

Off the top of my head, I'd say it's S2E1 when Raphael called Leonardo "Fearless Leader" for the first time. Technically, Michelangelo referred to him as "o fearless leader" first but Raphael kept it going so this set a precedent. This same episode is when Leo starts dealing with the seriousness of responsibility.

90s: Leo's vigil over Raph during his coma and the moment he woke up. Leo is anxious and Raph is calm, seeing them balance each other even with their usual temperament was touching.

2k3: I've only watched the series fully once and there are so many good moments of connectivity, but a powerful time was during Leo's PTSD arc in Season 4. Everyone in the family were stressed out because the calm one wasn't at peace, but none more than Raph. There were so many comments from others about how Leo was acting like Raph, to the point Raph finally tried to "have words about this attitude" of Leo acting like Raph. (So similar to my 90s moment of the two balancing each other by alternating their normal personalities.)

2007: As much as I and most everyone else were like, "what the heck was THAT?" about the rooftop fight, my top moment was Raph rescuing Leo. When Raph handed him the set of swords saying he will need these only for Leo to turn to him and reply that he needs him too... again, similar to my 90s moment of the two when Leo was telling Raph how he needs him.

2012: So many good moments here, from the little hand thing they do in S1E4 during the whole A-team vs B-team episode to all the times Raph apologizes to Leo... but my top is when they flipped my favorite 90s moment (hmm starting to think this was a pivotal scene for me). Like when I say I was just absolutely ecstatic at the throwback... I was absolutely ecstatic! Since they condensed three months into less than three minutes, reading fanfics on insight into that time is one of my favorite tropes.

2014/2016 (Bay): Two moments tie. One, when Raph threatens one day he will leave and Leo has to reassure the younger two that he isn't going anywhere and just glares at him- it makes me laugh. Second, when Raph finds all three of them in the lab and only calls out to Leo- it makes me smile.

2018/Rise: During the movie, Leo's apology to Raph. During the series, is much harder because they have so many cute moments so here's my top three:

3) Leo calling Raph 'Big Daddy' during "Clothes Don't Make the Turtle" - it literally made my jaw drop.

2) Leo saying he's been on "Team Raph" this whole time and Raph smiles giving him a fist bump replying, "My turtle! Member since day one." (One Man's Junk)

1) Pretty much the entire "Down with the Sickness" episode- from watching Raph play DDR while Leo is distracting him to the way Leo babbles encouragement up to the ending when Leo ruins things rushing to give Raph a hug after calling him "my little Raph-a-doodle!" I literally watch this every time I'm sick because it cheers me up!

>>"Raphael, I love you, my brother, but you do tend to fail in big moments. Pishposh! But that’s what makes you, you! Now bring it in, buddy! I’m gonna hug you till a smile comes out!"<<

[hazbinbabbling4ever]

I can't be the only one who's tired of the "Everything is Problematic™" culture that we're currently experiencing, right? I'm talking about the "call out" posts where people say shit like "if you still like Harry Potter you're a transphobic asshole and worse than JKR!". This over simplifications dilute the meaning of "transphobe", and the actual transphobes benefit from the loss of importance that this accusation carries.

People think they're being so intelligent when creating these ever-changing, pointless rules: "don't buy from Zara, or you support genocide!", "don't listen to Taylor Swift, or you endorse climate change!". I've heard it all. If it takes so little to be labeled as such a horrible person, people will dismiss the whole problem. How can they take you seriously if you say these things un-ironically? Also, it's uncanny how these radicalized """activists""" sometimes overlap beautifully with the far-right wing politics. Take anti-shippers who want to police fanfictions: their idea of "regulation" (censorship) aligns perfectly with the far-right bigots.

And if a problem is just mildly severe, to show you care about it you don't need to get Big Mad. There is a whole sea of annoyance in between silent acceptance and full blown rage (which is rarely productive if not directed wisely). I'm wary of performative rage over trivial matters, because it rings hollow, like the person is more interested in virtue signaling to their peers than actually doing something concrete about it. Even if it's a Big Problem, raging left and right can be powerful but short lived.

I think this is the problem with today's activism: short lived bursts of rage don't cover it. You need to work, work, work. Even silently, even with no social recognition. Activism shouldn't be a stage where you perform an angry speech, everyone claps and you're now Morally Sound. That's how far right wing nutters operate: get Big Mad about every thing (whether big or trivial), Perform your Anger, rinse and repeat. The difference is they probably know what they're doing, creating a climate of perennial anger. They know how to direct that anger to the vote. They make a mountain out of a mole hill so that it's easier to solve the made up problem, thus creating cohesiveness. Meanwhile, left wing "activists" making up new rules and moving the goal posts are just creating problems whose solution just furthers the divide. Finding enemies everywhere, inside and outside of our circles, is not useful*.

That's why this left-wing "activism" often morphs into a witch hunt: people feel powerless, so making up new rules to follow and hunting down the "infidels" gives them the illusion they're doing enough. Take the campaign against JKR: boycotting anything HP is not enough, the goal posts are moved every time. Now you're promoting transphobia if you partake in HP's fandom (almost no one talks about why JKR is fucking problematic anymore, so the "normies" will hear this kind of outlandish shit and dismiss the whole matter as internet pishposh).

Instead of keeping up the battle against the actual transphobes, which can feel frustrating because they seem untouchable, you settle on hounding anyone who doesn't adhere to the made up rules that become more and more strict. Or even worse: you don't accept someone's help against the terfs unless they adhere strictly to the made up rules.

Eerie how on one side they're ready to accept actual human violation rights, meanwhile the other side can't even accept that some people are against terfs but may still like HP, and so schism after schism happens. That's why left wing activists lack cohesiveness. They can't accept you're not a bad person or a terf if you think slightly different from them. No one collaborates with the other anymore.

HP is just one of the many examples that describe this mechanism. Apply this to all modern politics and you've got the root of the matter. ---

*Ironically, far-right wing nutters are more cohesive because they tolerate anyone in their group, they act like One Big Solid Unity against the rest of the world. That's why you'll see terfs shack up with nazis and misogynists, if it means they will get rid of trans people. Chilling to the bone, but their strategy is effective in keeping their ranks united, because at the moment they're only lashing outside, not inside. It'll of course be a harsh wake up call when the leopards eat their face lmao. Also, what I'm saying is not "tolerate Actual Bad People to win a battle", but: "get angry at the Actual Bad People, don't invent new enemies!" ---

I don't know how to end this, and it's not lost on me how complaining about complainers makes me a complainer too lmao, but sometimes a rant is just a rant and you need to vent.

[faerie-goddess]

ignore the haters. i LOVED the modern-day spin on Much Ado About Nothing that Anyone But You gave. it also had a perfectly campy film aspect that made the film itself even more funny. i loved that they inserted direct quotes from the play in the scenery and props - in case you missed it!!! (written in the sand, the title of the book by the pool, etc) the way the relatives would perform fake talks to manipulate Bea and Ben reminded me of the performance of Much Ado About Nothing i saw myself years ago at THE American Shakespeare Center's Blackfriars Playhouse. i found it well done. there were small, very cringe moments like any dramedy film, and that is to be expected imo. i found the acting to be well done, regardless. it was fun, not to be taken seriously, and hilare. exactly like the play. pishposh to the critics i say

[tf2heritageposts]

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holy fucking shit

[metaladam]

" oh, pishposh, okay. well ! no need to swallow fruit skin whole. i find you perfectly entertaining enough as you are. you have my attention. care to keep it ? "

" Oh no! I have done my entertaining! I think its your turn! Do something weird with a fruit."

[readythefanons]

CAPITALISM.

Also I feel like the current iteration (the constant churn of new shows new seasons etc) shapes our own expectations, as readers and writers, about the pace of creation? (If we are hooked on new new NEW then it's easier to convince us to hand over our money, time, attention, and MONEY for access to the new hotness. Fear of missing out/being left behind is very profitable.)

I, at least, am very aware of a creeping feeling like "I gotta keep posting new stories!" Or else... what? I'll cease to exist? I'll stop being an author? I won't be welcome any more?

Pishposh!

Of course, those feelings don't accurately reflect reality, but if I were to listen to them I'd probably push myself too hard and crash and burn. And I think that feeling of being in an intense grind has its roots in capitalism too.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s okay for writing to be a HOBBY that you do because you enjoy, and that you don’t want to do when you’re not enjoying it. No one’s up in the business of knitters telling them they have to be willing to SUFFER and SWEAT or they’ll NEVER FINISH THAT SWEATER and they can’t expect good things to come to them. I don’t know why our current culture around writing is so intense, but I’m here to support your casual, relaxing writing habit. If people can glue pompoms together or knit a scarf or watch hours of streaming shows with their spare time there’s absolutely no reason writers can’t waste time writing just for pleasure, without any expectation that they’re going to Achieve something Amazing and Important or make a bunch of money or whatever.

[unlikelyfalconrhythms]

Why Season 2 of Our Flag Means Death is better than the S2 of Good Omens (in my opinion)

I'm so excited by the fact that the architype of southern pansy (British southern) with a light-hearted mishmash slang that's positively tickety-boo to a tee is now sort of in made popular in fandoms by TV shows such as Our Flag Means Death and Good Omens. Both shows have male leads of very genuine and old-timey charm and elegance, I'm of course talking about the modern interpretation of the gentleman pirate Stede Bonnet and the absolute angel Aziraphale.

I've lived of and breathed that particular breed of dialect, and the mindset that comes with it, for years, mostly through the influence of the great British Humorist P. G. Wodehouse and all sorts of works of romantized snobbish pishposh foppishness akin. I love that kind of old school fancy-pantsy pansiness. I just love it. It makes me feel more accepted to be a feminine creature living on this planet and trying to coexist with others. It makes me more at ease with being feminine and loving it.

But why do I think the successor to the first series of OFMD is more succesful compared to the continuation to the first batch of Good Omens, I haven't yet revealed in this entry. You may have to read the NEXT post to find out. Cause I think I may never get that far in this one.

[saint-starflicker]

Pishposh I unceremoniously shove "not dark enough not gay enough" complainers into the deep end of the pool with Frisk.

And then I cackle like a fairytale witch.

Link to book by Dennis Cooper

Link to movie adaptation of book

Dead Dove Do Not Eat; but also (spoilers under read more)

unreliable narrator so the doves were alive or nonexistent the whole time

For the love of god NO I do not want normies ruining my gay cannibal show pls n thx

[ourfag]

thinking about ed asking stede if he’s ever considered getting assessed for adhd and stede saying “that’s funny, mary’s always said the same thing!” so ed’s like “so you think there’s something to it then?” and stede calls the idea pishposh because “last week i became so completely absorbed in the nuances of geordi and data’s relationship on star trek that i forgot to turn off the oven for six hours and nearly set the house on fire now does that sound like a person with an attention deficit to you?” and ed is like fuck i cant not marry him

[mandolovian]

OH i forgot to tell u guys that I bought the lego razor crest model + made it and djskskksjs it has lasers

[dovahtobi]

Waaaaaaahhhh these are so amazing omg I love it so much!! I love how casual Remus looks and Aegis in his own way and Aegis laughing 🥹 and Miss Fawley and Tillie Crouch ommmmg they all look amazing (and Remus's face at pishposh LOL)

The one of Remus polishing the scales looks just so casual and sweet and also the fact his sleeves are long enough to cover his scar is perfection

This is so beautiful and cute and amazing and words can't. I love it so much thank you thank you!!!!!

'Four To The End' Series by @dovahtobi, Book 4, Chapter 3.

This time a really quick and lazy one 'cause I was supposed to be working on the other thing but then this chapter dropped and I just couldn't resist the temtation to scetch a little.

[makewondersww-blog]

Durrell Hospedale (modeling) for Pish Posh

shots taken by Shawn Smith