#pirate wolfstar crying during sex

[lynxindisguise]

the feminine urge to make them all pirates

[lynxindisguise]

Idk if you’ve already done this, but lesbian Wolfstar for the pirate ship ask game… it might just heal the world and bring ao3 back online… worth a shot…

I have written lesbian wolfstar here! But in these trying times… we can always have more…

Also, I didn’t make them nearly damp enough last time.

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The storm comes on quick—the clouds releasing a torrent mere moments after the sudden darkening of the sky.

“Everyone get below deck!” Lily shouts, as lightning crackles above them.

Drenched and shivering, Sirius ushers everyone to safety, the last to follow.

No, the second last to follow. Remus is behind her, wet curls dripping in her eyes, shoulders sagged with the weight of her soaked-through layers. She looks miserable, utterly pathetic. Sirius wants to wring her out like a rag.

“What?” she demands.

It’s over between them. They’re better as friends. Crewmates. That’s what they decided. Except every time they disagree on how to run things, it feels like they’re being swallowed by a whirlpool.

And now. Now their bickering has got them caught in a storm, and they’re wet and freezing and fuming, and Sirius has captured Remus’s lips in hers, and she’s stumbling backwards down the stairs with her former lover clutching her lower back.

They make it below deck and crash into a support beam. Remus presses their bodies together and sucks at her lips like she’s trying to apply pressure to a wound.

“Fuck I missed you,” Remus gasps. It sounds like a sob.

Sirius breaks then, chest heaving. Her cold-numb hands fumble for Remus’s face. She’s crying, she thinks, tears mixing with her dripping hair. “Need you,” is all she can manage.

pirate ship game!!

[lynxindisguise]

I am OBSESSED with these fic asks I wanna know the answers to all of them!! but for now I'll ask you: 8, 16 (hotm, pdsm, dorian grey au, pirate au, exes, horcruces etc. and/or whichever ones you want to answer this for!), 21 and 25! ✨

hahahaha thank you!! truly do not know what possessed me to write these instead of my fic

8. Have you ever been commissioned by the devil to write, and what were you offered as payment?

hmmmm no definitely did not write this question from personal experience or anything... but theoretically... if a devil were to commission me... I could probably be tempted with eternal hotness.

16. Assign each of your fics (or selection of them) an illicit substance.

oh boy, here we go...

hotm is shrooms

pdsm is acid

dorian gray au is opium

pirate au is... it's giving meth?

exes horcruxes is weed

s&s&y is cocaine

and, of course, the wolfstar crying during sex fic is molly

21. If you were starving and had to feast on one of your fics to survive, which fic would it be?

answered here :)

25. All of your fics are featured in a nature documentary, which one goes viral for its absurd behaviour?

answered here :)

very normal fic asks

[lynxindisguise]

in my sad damp cat era, please send me asks about:

- madmoon

- wolfstar crying during sex

- sad wet dogboys being stupid and petty

- pirates

- sad damp cat fic recs

- my fics??

- bad life advice

[lynxindisguise]

humble fic guide

hello, hi, welcome!! here’s a handy little guide to my fics:

Multi-Chapter

everywhere, everything (WIP, rated M)

The queerplatonic wolfstar multiverse fic. - wolfstar

The Picture of Sirius Black (34k, rated M)

Dorian Gray AU, in which Dumbledore encourages Sirius to indulge his baser impulses and desires… of the murderous variety. - wolfstar

in the dark there is discovery (11k, rated M)

Pirate AU, feat. water sign typical dampness, mortal peril, damp mortal peril, and only one hammock - wolfstar background jily background dorlene

The Hut of the Mistold (43k, rated T)

Fairytale AU, feat. two sexy hags, an orphaned wolf, a runaway witch, a banished prince, and a knight on a quest - wolfstar dorlene jily

shorn and scarred and yours (50k, rated T)

Slytherin Sirius AU, in which Sirius is disowned after destroying his dark mark, and finds himself homeless, friendless, and worst of all, bored... enter Gryffindor’s resident bad boy, Remus Lupin. - wolfstar background jily background dorlene

Please Don’t See Me (109k, rated M)

Modern w/ Magic AU featuring a Scottish pub, hedge magic, a masked wizarding tournament, and two idiots accidentally falling in love twice. - wolfstar jily/jegulily dorlene

The Wolf and The Jester (12k, rated T)

Fantasy AU inspired by the Farseer trilogy. Sirius is a former fool posing as a lord. Remus is a former scribe posing as his servant. They’re not really either of these things and definitely not in love. - wolfstar

exes, horcruxes, and other reasons to panic (14k, rated M)

Everyone Lived AU, in which everyone parted ways after the war, but a troubling discovery brings them back together. - wolfstar background jily

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One-Shots

don’t cover our tracks (6k, rated E)

Canon-divergent AU, the five times wolfstar cried during sex and the one time they *checks notes* almost didn’t - wolfstar

Pride and Prejudice and Werewolves (7k, rated M)

Enemies to Lovers AU, in which Remus finds himself at odds with a fellow Hogwarts professor - wolfstar

Of Monsters and Cowards (5k, rated T)

First Wizarding War AU, in which Sirius was sorted into Slytherin and Remus was sorted into Ravenclaw, but there's a bit more Gryffindor in both of them than they know. - wolfstar

Love and Other Potions (4k-6k, rated T)

Series of one-shots featuring zany potions-related misunderstandings and fix-its, varying degrees of fluff and angst. - wolfstar jily

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Wolfstar Microfics

evil - nsfw adjacent

climax - nsfw

scallywag

infatuation

hate