#pirate majima huh

[grimzgrimz]

Hi landlubbers

[shoccolat]

*BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR*

NISHITANI IS COMING

[majimassqueaktoy]

is it a good or bad day to come on this blog and say Ahoy....

[enbyss]

hey

what the hell is happening. i have not even seen the video yet i am too busy freakin the fuck out WHAT?????

[balfiere]

Captain, huh? That doesn't sound half bad.

Goro Majima in Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii (February 28th, 2025)

[dirt-str1der]

I like the paranormal elements in the yakuza games so much. Throughout the series there will just be a ghost or a yokai for absolutely no reason. Kiryus “pirate ghosts huh” [y6] (and the lady in the tape [yk2]), akiyamas “i caught the prankster” “that guy died three years ago” [y5], saejimas hunt for kappa [y4] and the yeti [y5] and tendo [y5] who randomly had for real magic powers (summon avalanche, turn invisible , teleport .. levitate ? And shoot beams ..?) , majimas pale lady entity [y0]. Almost every protag had a run in with the supernatural and the inexplicable and theyre always like huh. That was weird. Anyway ...

[asexual-levia-tan]

huh.

pirate majima, huh.........

[1358456]

... Huh. So that's a thing. ... I know what my next game is!

And here I was, wondering just what was next for RGG. They almost always have a new game each year, and Yakuza 8 came out in January. So... what's next? It's way too early for 9 (though they have made consecutive games in consecutive years before, like 1 and 2, 3 and 4), so either remake 3 into Kiwami 3, a new Judgment, or a new spinoff. And... there it is.

And I figured that the Hawaii map they made for 8 was too big for just one appearance (like Kamurocho, Sotenbori, and Ijincho, all of which make multiple appearances), but it was too far out for subsequent visits in other games. Seemed like a waste for just one game... and there's my answer.

So Majima is now a pirate, huh? ... Sure. Why not. From the manager of Cabaret Grand to the Patriarch of the Majima Family, to the president of Majima Construction, to... a pirate captain. Okay. I have many questions. But that will have to wait, I guess. February 28... Not that long of a wait.

... New game means new karaoke songs? Hehe...

[crackimagines]

Persona and Yakuza crossover, in which both stories happen in the same city, and both Kiryu and Majima always get stuck inside mementos until they finally get a persona.

God I WISH they were in a Persona game.

Originally, I had a whole thing written out for them, but unfortunately my computer decided to kill itself midwriting, so I’m going to take a step further in this ask, and make it part 1.

Thanks for the ask, anon! I hope you enjoy!

By the way. I keep using the KEEP READING tab, but it always messes up, so sorry about this! 

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PART 1

Kiryu and Majima Meeting the Phantom Thieves

Meeting the Phantom Thieves:

Kiryu and Majima first heard of the Phantom Thieves when Madarame confessed his crimes, which made all the bosses become on edge. Everyone in the Tojo clan was ordered to keep their heads down, and keep an eye out for anyone suspicious.

They didn’t get to meet them first hand until they came to Kamurocho in search of information about Kaneshiro.

Kiryu was in the bar with Majima after they had fought, with Kiryu being the victor. He had originally wanted a peaceful night, but had to deal with Majima. He figured there were worse ways to spend the night, however.

Ohya sat next to Kiryu, a giant grin on her face as she raised a glass.

“Kiryu! Good to see ya again, this your buddy?”

(Kiryu) “Same to you, Ohya...And Majima’s...something like that.”

(Majima) “Ah, come on Kiryu-chan! No need to be so cold!”

He sighed deeply, and drank for a few seconds before putting the cup down hard.

(Kiryu) “What brings you here Ohya, you don’t look like you’re here for pleasure tonight.”

(Ohya) “Yeah, it’s work. Someone’s here to see me for information, and in exchange I get info from them.”

(Majima) “Who’s that someone?”

The door opened, and all three of them turned to see a tall black haired kid in glasses.

“Um, is Ohya here?”

(Kiryu) “Woah hang on a sec, that a high school kid?”

(Ohya) “Oh relax, Kiryu! I’ll be ordering him some water!”

(Majima) “This is what the youth is getting up to these days? Sheesh...”

Ohya and Akira took a seat near the booths while Majima and Kiryu continued drinking.

(Kiryu) “Didn’t figure you’d care about these kinds of things.”

(Majima) “What, are you kidding me? I may be a bit looney, but I’m still an upstanding member of society!”

(Kiryu) “Heh, right...”

(Ohya) “-...his name is Junya Kaneshiro. Hope that’s what you were looking for!”-

(Kiryu & Majima) !!!

They both looked at each other and remained silent for the duration of their conversation. Once it was over, Akira got up and left the bar, while making sure to avoid eye contact with the both of them.

Once the door was closed, they turned around.

(Kiryu) “Where did you hear that name-No, why the hell did you tell a kid that?”

(Ohya) “Well, I needed info on the Phantom Thieves! Got my info, and he got his.”

(Majima) “What’s the kid’s name?”

(Ohya) “Akira Kurusu. Goes to Shujin, I think. Anyways, I’m buzzed as hell, so I think I’m heading out”

She waved a hand out while not looking back, exiting the bar.

(Majima) “Tch, just what is that kid planning? He sure as shit can’t just go to the cops about it.”

(Kiryu) “Maybe we should keep an eye on him. Our families might be troubled if he’s asking for that asshole by name.”

A few days later, Kiryu and Majima separately tailed Akira after school ended, and saw him meet up with Ann, Ryuji, and Yusuke and Makoto. They bumped into each other, but instead of fighting, they kept watching to see if anything happened.

(Kiryu) “What are they doing?”

(Majima) “I think they’re typing stuff into their phones. Are they calling someo-”

Before they realized what was happening, they saw the district they were in completely shift, and transformed into a world they had no idea even existed.

(Kiryu) “W-What?!”

(Majima) “The shit is this?!”

(Ryuji) “Huh? Are those human voices?”

(Yusuke) “That doesn’t sound like shadows...”

From there, the Phantom Thieves confronted Kiryu and Majima who were originally hiding behind a tree.

(Makoto) “Who’s there?!”

(Akira) “Wait a second...You’re the guys from the bar with Ohya!”

(Morgana) “Oh yeah, those guys!”

(Kiryu) “Did...your cat just-”

(Morgana) “I’M NOT A CAT, DAMN IT!”

(Ann) “Just...what are they wearing?! Those suits are so...tacky!”

(Majima) “I don’t know why you’re going on about my clothes missy, the fuck are YOU guys wearing?!”

(Yusuke) “Joker, you said you knew them?”

(Akira) “No, all I know is that they were there when I asked for info.”

(Makoto) “Wait a second...are you guys with Kaneshiro?!”

Makoto reached for her pistol, making Kiryu raise his fists and Majima pull out his knife.

(Kiryu) “...What clan?”

(Ryuji) “What...?”

(Majima) “Your clan, dipshit! Which clan are you guys with to be going after Kaneshiro?! We’re Tojo, now who the hell are you guys?!”

(Ryuji) “L-Like...as in Yakuza clan?!”

(Ann) “Holy crap...! That’d explain the eyepatch guy!”

Kiryu and Majima looked at each other, lowering their weapons.

(Kiryu) “Obviously they have no idea who we mean. That’s probably for the better.”

(Makoto) “You’re not here to stop us?”

(Kiryu) “No. We were here to make sure you didn’t cause any trouble for us. We don’t care what you do to Kaneshiro. Not part of a family as far as we’re aware, so you all can kill him. Where did kids like you even get guns anyway?”

(Akira) “Er...These aren’t real actually.”

(Majima) “Come again? I see all of you packing some serious heat for being a couple of school children!”

(Ryuji) “It’s uh...complicated.”

(Morgana) “What the hell are we still doing here?! We gotta go infiltrate the Palace, let’s throw em out and be done with it!”

(Akira) “Right...Skull, some help here.”

(Ryuji) “R-Right...CAPTAIN KID!”

(Akira) “ARSENE!”

Both their Personas picked up Kiryu and Majima, scaring the hell out of them as they tried to break free of their grip.

(Akira) “Sorry about this!”

(Majima) “GET YOUR PIRATE ASS OFF ME!”

(Kiryu) “W-WAIT, HANG ON-”

Before he could finish, they were both tossed out the Metaverse and back into the real world.

(Majima) “...Eugh, we both weren’t hallucinating, right?”

(Kiryu) “I...don’t know.”

Kiryu felt a vibration on his phone, and pulled it out.

(Kiryu) “What’s this?”

(Majima) “A red eye...?”

(Kiryu) “...We should probably get out of public sight. Everyone’s staring.”

Majima looked up and noticed that a crowd of people had formed, seeing that they had shown up from thin air.

(Majima) “R-Right.”

They both left the crowd and tried to find a quiet spot, not ready for what was to come.

TO BE CONTINUED

[fishikiyama]

Nishiki's cheeks flushed, he knew his lover was out there but he didn't expect him to dip down and press a kiss to his buttocks. "Jesus Goro!" He squeaked out softly, breathing out through his nose. Once the other began to zip and button his pants he shook his head. "Let me get better at walking so that I can get crippled again when we do stuff like that." He crinkled his nose a bit.

"Yeah, a prosthetic that has some movement. I just don't know how much it will cost." His brow furrowed, the place where his arm once was ached. "Still think I should get a hook instead? I'll be like that American movie... IH Peter Pan. Pirates for days huh?" Once the jacket was on Nishiki stood to his feet and leaned on Majima ever so gently.

fishikiyama

Nishiki scowled a bit, and his head shook back and forth. “You better do them right then.” It was all in good fun, though deep down inside he did hope that someday it would actually happen.

“I wouldn’t be so sure Goro.” Flashing a smile the thin framed male shook his head. “Those damn lions probably weight ten times what you do.. You’re like a beanpole..” It wasn’t like Nishiki had any room to actually talk. He was skinner than Majima by a long shot.

Feet threatening to give beneath him Nishiki simply laughed. “You betcha it got breezy.. Hell those assholes for the first two months wouldn’t let me get up to use the bathroom so I had one of them bed pan things and a robe that opened in the back. I’m sure the nurses got a good view of my ass.” Lip curling up he shook his head.

As he took the pants from Majima he used the others advice to lean on him. First putting in his left leg and then his right. Pulling them up to waist level he sat back down on the bed. “You’re going to have to button them..”

“Hey, it’s not a bad view…” Majima ducked away, coiling down and around until he could press a rough kiss to one of Nishiki’s buttocks with a grin. Letting the other sit, he bent forward to obey, tugging at the fabric to button and zip it. “This feels backwards,” he smirked, “Ain’t I meant to be tearin’ these off ya?” Soon, soon, everything in time.

“So what’d they say about that arm, you gunna get somethin’ in its place or what?” He offered the suit jacket and then rummaged in an unpacked box of effects for a boutonnière pin which he used to secure the heavy jacket to the suit beneath in order to keep it from slipping from Nishiki’s shoulder.